All language subtitles for dear_john_s02e06_the_british_are_coming

You know, come on, now that you have
time to think about it, what do you say?

All right, how about without your
sister?

Kirk, Kirk, we gotta talk.

The Swiss watch you sold me stopped
working.

What? I want my $40 back. Let me see it.

Well, he's a very sensitive timepiece.
Now, be honest with me.

While you were wearing this, did you do
any skydiving?

Not that I recall.

Well, they're also very sensitive to
magnetic fields. You weren't down in a

nuclear sub with this, were you? No, I
swear!

All right, because they're very delicate
instruments.

There,

it's going.

Now, be careful with it.

For $40, and a day and a half later, it
didn't work.

I tell Kirk to give me my money back.

Kirk, you give me my money back! Ralph,
I told you I cannot get your money back.

The jeweler I bought these watches from
relocated. Yeah, he moved to another

alley.

Boy, you ought to be ashamed of yourself
taking advantage of an innocent guy

like Ralph. John, you know I would never
do anything like that.

Ralph, here.

Take mine.

They're identical.

We'll switch.

Thanks, Kirk.

Don't ever accuse me of trying to take
advantage of anyone again.

Huh. My miss.

One by one.

Hey, everybody.

Hi, Kate. Hi, Louise.

Louise?

Are you okay?

No, I'm...

group tonight might take my mind off it,
but I don't think it's going to work.

Good night, everybody.

Wait a minute.

Don't go. Don't go. Tell us. What's
wrong?

I just spent the last hour on the phone
with my family back in England and...

And?

And they're flying in to visit me.

Uh -oh.

Once again, PMS rears its ugly head.

You too?

Please, please. What's wrong with your
family coming to visit you? I'm in such

trouble.

I told my parents I'm married. I didn't
want my father to know that my baby

Nigel was born out of wedlock.

So you invented a husband, huh? I had
to.

My father's extremely rigid and proper
and already thinks I'm totally immoral.

Imagine, one tiny...

involving the boys' rugby team and a
girl's got a reputation.

Tell me about it.

Engine Company 39.

And when my father learns the truth,
he'll never speak to me again. He'll cut

off from the family.

I'm sure your mother will have something
to say about that.

My mother's even more intimidated by my
father than I am.

And my jealous sister will be so
delighted to do cartwheels all the way

London.

Wow, I can only do from the kitchen to
the living room.

Isn't there anything you could do about
it? How?

They're all arriving tomorrow night.

Expecting to meet my husband, Richard.

The brilliant surgeon.

You told them he was a surgeon? John,
please.

You wouldn't expect me to marry a
general practitioner, would you?

Well, I guess you're just going to have
to tell him the truth then. I mean,

you've got no other choice.

Unless you can get someone to pretend to
be your husband.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't look at me. No way am I going to
pretend to be Louise's husband.

Now, sorry.

Forget it.

Thank you, John.

I knew I shouldn't have come to this
stupid meeting tonight.

Oh, you're a mummy good boy. Yes, you
are.

Here you go.

Well, Nigel, this is it. Your
grandfather's here.

long ago.

I'm surprised you haven't dropped some
of that weight by now.

Dad is parking the car. He'll be up in a
minute. He just loves driving on the

wrong side of the road.

After that long trip, I bet I look an
absolute fright.

And you'd win that bet.

How do rooms round there?

Well, and when are we going to meet your
rich...

Plus the misplaced McKees again.

Richard?

Richard?

Richard, it's Mama. It's Richard.

Oh, this is the mother.

Hello there.

Delighted to meet you at last, Richard.

I'm sorry I'm late. I had an emergency
appendectomy.

I thought Louise said you were a brain
surgeon.

Oh, so that's why they shaved his head.

Yes. Oh, Richard, I have something for
you.

A box of Cuban cigars.

Cigars? You love those.

I love them. Thank you.

So, uh, where is the old ball and chain,
anyway?

Ah, yo, sweet lips, Dr.

Buns is home.

spend a lot of time away.

Quick,

where do we keep the tea?

Don't worry, I found it.

What? You're smoking a cigar.

This?

Oh, yes.

It's been so long since I've had a good
Cuban.

Now, Audrey, Mom, why don't you go back
in the kitchen and make us the tea?

We'll be right in.

What the hell is that idiot doing out
there?

She's taking pictures.

I mean, Kurt.

The same things you are, pretending to
be my husband.

Please, it's your father.

Oh, no, just get in the kitchen and keep
Mother busy.

You're in a lot of trouble, Louise.

I'm coming,

I'm coming.

Father.

You think the wife of a doctor could
afford to live in a building with a

elevator?

Now, where's that grandson of mine? I
can't wait to give him the present I

brought him.

Really? Yeah, your husband's bringing it
up right now.

Oh, was that Father at the door, dear?
Yes, but he's having a bit of a lie down

after the long trip. And it's also time
to put little Nigel to bed. Oh, dear.

Well, let me help you.

I'd like to hear about the emergency
lobotomy you performed.

Lobotomy? While on safari. Safari?

In Africa.

Africa? Last summer.

Last summer?

Louise wrote and told us all about it.
Oh, that lobotomy. Yes, of course.

Yes, you see, there was this Kalahari
bushman with a terrible temper. And no

medical plan, by the way.

Oh, look at him.

Oh, he's going to make our family really
proud.

Lucky devil, he's got my nose.

Speaking of the family nose, how's
Cousin Edna?

You no longer have a Cousin Edna.

She had a child out of wedlock.

Never, ever speak her name in my
presence again.

Yes, but it's always nice to catch up on
family.

And it's always nice to put little
Nigel...

bed? Uh, yeah.

It's, uh, quarter to three.

Or almost midnight.

I'm gonna kill that.

You two put the baby in his crib and
don't come out until you're absolutely

done. He's asleep.

What is Rossy doing here?

It's about the watch, isn't it?

Oh, good. That knows.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, Louise is so lucky.

Richard, I want you.

I want all of you.

How's this?

And sexual, ma 'am.

I could make you very happy.

Sarah, you don't understand. I want to,
but I can't.

Well, there are only, um, sexual
problems.

You guys got that written on your family
thread?

Sarah, you got me all wrong.

But you got me.

So, how are you enjoying your...

...your

visit to America?

Get out of my... If you don't believe
me, you can ask Richard yourself.

Your mother just slapped my...

I'm Louisa's husband, you moron. John,
leave. That is no way to talk to a

doctor.

I'll be right back.

We work together and save a fortune on
stationery.

I tell you what.

Why don't you two go into the kitchen
and make up a nice tray of tea and

biscuits? Doctors love to nibble.
Especially on heirlooms.

I can't take this anymore.

Well, just let the blood rush to your
head. I think... Louise!

What are you doing in another man's
arms? I don't mind, Mom.

I'm not.

I have no husband.

Little Nigel was born out of wedlock.
Oh!

Oh, no.

Oh, where have all the doctors gone?

Which doctors?

Some associates of Richard dropped by,
but they had to leave. There was an

emergency at the hospital. Have some
tea.

All right, but first I must use your
bathroom.

Please.

But, Louise... I'll have to do first.

Louise, please, it was a very long
flight.

is empty, we're going right back through
that window.

That locked window.

Very impressive.

The water's a very deep blue over here.

That's not a wonderful idea.

Why don't we take the baby and go for a
drive in that wonderful car you rented?

Capital idea.

Thank you, Daddy. You'll never know how
good I'll feel to get out of here.

Hi, precious.

What a rough day at the hospital.

Who are you?

I'm Louise's husband, Richard.

I've already met her husband.

Oh.

Never mind.

without marrying his father.

I'm an unwed mother.

Well, this really was worth the trip.

Any daughter who has a child out of
wedlock is no daughter of mine.

Come, Audrey.

Come, Sarah. We're leaving. I hope this
doesn't disturb you too much, dear, but

I'm not going.

She's my daughter, too, and I still love
her no matter what she's done.

Is that all right?

Orville, what's come over you?

I'm warning you. You keep this up and
Disney World is out.

Oh, leave them alone, Father.

I'm the one you're angry with.

I'm sorry I disappointed you. I'm sorry
for a lot of things. But I'm not sorry I

made the decision to raise a child with
love.

At your mercy, a second.

Did you hear that, Audrey? Yes, dear.

Well, a little bastard doesn't grow up
to be as stupid as I am.

You're beginning to like me after all,
aren't you, Daddy?

I can't believe you're letting her get
away with this.

At least she doesn't still live at home.

and a little bit of supper afterwards.
Oh, that's a lovely idea.

Oh, no.

Rain!

I do hope it's not going to spoil our
entire vacation. Oh, don't worry, Daddy.

It's not like the rain in England. It
probably won't last for more than four

five hours.

Oh, that's all right, then. Come on.

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Yes, of course you can. What is it?

Are you ever going to get married again?

Oh, I don't know.

I guess if I ever met someone I could
spend the rest of my life with, someone

who would cheer me up when I was down,
someone who would be there when I needed

her, someone I could love, you know,
someone who could love me, yes, then I

think I would get married again.

Why do you ask?

Because you could sure use someone to
clean up this place.