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Hello, Kate.
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Oh, hi, Louise.
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Kate, before we begin, would you hand
out these flyers, please? Oh, sure,
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Louise. Hey, everybody.
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Flyers.
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What's this, a picnic?
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Groups from the center are invited. It
should be a very pleasant day.
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Well, you can count me in. I love a good
picnic.
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Ah, the aroma of barbecued hamburgers
roasting on a grill. Ah, the hot
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corn on the cob. Ah, skinny dipping in
the lake.
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Chuck, I don't think that's a very good
idea.
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Mind your own business.
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Gee, I remember the last time I went on
a picnic.
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About a couple years ago, it was Fourth
of July.
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Oh, where did you go?
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We all drove up to Connecticut, me and
Wendy and my friend Mike and his date.
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found this beautiful clearing by a
stream, and I was playing frisbee with
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date and her dog, and Wendy went off to
pick flowers with Mike.
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When she came back, about an hour later,
she had this beautiful flower in her
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hair and big grass staying on her
sundress.
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And Mike was smoking a cigarette.
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Yeah, nothing like a good picnic.
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It's going to be even better than last
year. They're going to have tug -of -war
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and egg toss. Oh, and remember, it's
port luck.
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So everybody bring your favorite dish.
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Okay, Red, I'm bringing you.
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Kirk, I wouldn't get into a police car
with you.
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What's the matter, Ralphie? You get off
on the wrong side of the Suzuki?
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It's not a Suzuki.
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It's a Harley.
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My name's not Ralphie. It's Ralph.
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Ralph, is there something you'd like to
share with us?
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Why? You writing a book?
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Come on, Ralph. What's the problem? The
problem is... The problem is... I got
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this registered letter today.
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Meet me. Bus station.
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Tomorrow. Noon.
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Guess who wrote that?
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Tonto?
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No.
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Bloom Laika.
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Bloom Laika? You mean your ex -wife?
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Not ex, John.
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We're still married.
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You call that a marriage?
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Ralphie, that Bulgarian babe only said I
do so she could stay in the country.
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Oh, come on, Kirk.
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for sure why she married Ralph?
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Oh, I think we know for sure.
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He met her on the subway.
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Three days later, they're standing in
front of a minister. Ten seconds later,
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she's out the door fast and you can say
green card.
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It's not exactly a case for unsolved
mysteries here, you know.
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Do you know why she wants to see you
tomorrow?
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That's what...
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Can't get much worse than that.
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Try to be supportive here. Hey, look for
yourself. Looks like Jean Charlotte
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with lipstick.
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you not be interested. These single
cruises are dynamite. All right, Kirk,
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some other time.
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I got it, I got it.
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All right, John, but I hate to see you
miss out. These cruise ships are
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with your type of female.
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Oh, and what is my type of female? You
know, someone who's given up hope.
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Buffy, look at you.
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Move over, Julio Iglesias.
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How you doing, John?
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Well, You look great.
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Thanks. I just went to meet Bloom Micah
at the bus station.
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So, what was it like?
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Well, it's a smelly old building, a lot
of benches. Oh, Ralph.
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Not the bus station. Oh.
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Ralph, try to follow the bright crumbs.
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Just tell us about Bloom Micah. Did she
tell you what she's been doing for the
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past 14 months? She's been touring the
country as a female wrestler.
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That would have been my guess.
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Ralph, that's, um... That's, uh... Isn't
it, Kirk?
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Put the words right out of my mouth,
John.
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Well, Micah's got a room at the Hotel
Wainwright, and tonight we're finally
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gonna have our... honeymoon.
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You're just gonna take it back?
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Did you try move?
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And you look like a summer flower on a
moonlit night.
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Your words make me so hungry.
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Then let's eat.
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No hungry for food.
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Hungry for mufti -wufti.
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Mufti -wufti.
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Well, Micah, I've had something for you.
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Oh, which hopes so.
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Here.
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Oh, how beautiful.
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A dead flower.
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Yes, it's my nation from your bridal
bouquet. You dropped it when you ran out
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our wedding.
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Right after you hurtled the pastry cart.
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You want to take something off first?
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Oh, yeah.
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in country but can't do it again that
that would be like hurting little poppy
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i've learned to love means
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i love you
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What I mean is, we can't let her make
the same mistake twice. Now, somebody's
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got to talk to her. Well, it would have
to be someone who could do it tactfully.
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Yes, someone who's thoughtful and
sensitive.
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Why does it always have to be me?
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John's got something he wants to tell
you.
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Uh,
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yeah, yeah, I do, I do.
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Uh, Ralph, about you and Bloom Laika.
Oh, I know, isn't it wonderful?
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You know, before Bloom Laika, the only
other girl I felt this way about was
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Gloria Rowan.
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She was a girl in my eighth grade class.
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One Valentine's Day, I made her a great
big eight -by -ten valentine, and inside
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I wrote, Will you be mine?
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Gloria read it out loud in the
cafeteria, and then she laughed.
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And everybody laughed and threw rice
pudding at me.
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You can think what you like about Boom
Laika, but she never, ever
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laughed at me.
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Listen. Uh, Ralph.
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Yeah?
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About the wedding.
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Why don't you have it at my place?
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Yeah.
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I tell you what, Ralph, I'll order the
food. I'm going to take care of the
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flowers. Ralph, don't worry about the
decorations. I'll take care of them.
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get the cake.
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And I'll pop out of it.
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Sorry, forced a habit.
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Louise, you really surprised me. That
Bulgarian sautéed cabbage is a big hit
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there. What's your secret?
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I don't use cabbage.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, Kirk, these flowers are beautiful.
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What, Kirk? That must have cost you a
fortune. How much do we owe you?
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Please, don't offend me with talk about
money, John.
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Ralph's like a brother.
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Flowers are on the Kirkster. Okay, let
me help you with them.
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Wow, boy, look at that.
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Wait a minute, what is this?
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With our deepest sympathy on the loss of
your beloved Danny from all his friends
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at the Elks Lodge 887.
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Kirk, you took these from a funeral?
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It was over.
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today to join Ralph and Bloom Laika in
marriage.
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And toward that end, they have written
their own vows.
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Ralph?
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I cried when you left me.
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Oh, how I yearned.
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My prayers have been answered, for now
you've returned.
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To have and to hold till death do us
part.
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Take all All of me, dear.
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Especially my name.
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Ralph.
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I take you for husband.
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vested in me by the state of New York, I
now pronounce you husband and wife.
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Ralph, you may kiss the bride.
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You know who?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. I bet she's in the
bedroom taking off that heavy gown. Oh,
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gown. Yeah, yeah.
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She must be in the kitchen. She couldn't
wait to uncork the champagne.
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The bathroom.
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It's all yours.
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Are you guys?
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I don't want to be a party pooper, but I
just saw something white go staring
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around the corner.
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Was it bloom lica? It was either bloom
lica or a milk truck with a veil.
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I was hoping it wouldn't turn out like
this.
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Ralph, uh... I don't know what to say,
Ralph.
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Laika gave me seven days of wonderful
memories.
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She made me feel so important when you
watched me shave in the morning.
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And it made me feel so secure just
sitting in my chair, reading the paper,
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knowing that my blue Laika was only a
few feet away.
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Clipping her toenails.
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Clip, clip, and they soar across the
room.
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Very touching, Ralph.
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I guess my memories of Bloom Laika will
have to hold me until she comes back.
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Ralph, I hate to say this, but I don't
think she's ever coming back. Yeah.
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Oh, I know my Bloom Laika.
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I'll save this carnation for her.
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She'll be back.
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Right, Lou?
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Right, Ralph.
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Lou isn't really a minister.
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Yeah, he works with me at the tunnel.
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Wait a minute.
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You mean to say you're not really
married now?
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Ralph, this is so unlike you to do
something like this. I thought you loved
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Yeah, I do love her. That's exactly why
I did it. You see, it dawned on me that
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if I married her, and she went away, I'd
lose her forever.
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This way I know she'll keep coming back.
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Yep. She's my little Bulgarian
boomerang.
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Oh, that's very beautiful, Ralph.
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Twisted, but beautiful.
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Now, look, since we're all here, can we
get a wedding picture for my scrapbook?
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Sure, why not?
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over here.
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She'll be in it anyway, right?
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Oh, okay. John? Huh? Could you move over
and leave room for my bride?
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Huh? Yeah, I just want to paste the
picture of her right here. Oh.
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Uh, John?
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Yeah. Remember, this is Bloom Laika
we're talking about.
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Smile.
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Next, a special presentation of the show
the critics are raving about, Mancuso
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FBI, on a special night next.
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And Friday night, get in the swim and
the Baywatch team will come to your
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rescue. And if you missed it Tuesday,
here's your chance to see an NBC world
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premiere movie.
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Tyne Daly and Richard Crenna are stuck
with each other. Friday.
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We adjourn. I'd just like to remind you
all about the CPR class I'm teaching
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tomorrow night, so that if the situation
ever arises, you'll be in a position to
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save someone's life.
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I sure wish I knew CPR when my Uncle Leo
died.
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Maybe I could have saved him.
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Oh, was it a heart attack?
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I wouldn't be surprised. His parachute
never opened.
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I need a huge favor.
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Yeah, sure, anything.
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Yeah, well, you see, my friend's sister
is in town for one night, and she'd love
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to see the Rainbow Room. Well, I told
her that I would take her, but something
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came up. Would you fill in for me? You
mean tonight?
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I'm sort of busy. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, Red.
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Why are you talking to this mailman when
you've got Federal Express right here?
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So, by the way, what does this filly
look like?
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I've never met her, but her sister says
that she has a great personality.
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Okay, have a terrific time, John.
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Well, sorry. Oh, John, come on. This is
really important to me. Now, she's going
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to meet me here any minute, and I can't
take her. Kate, I've been through these
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things a hundred times before. I'm
telling you. You go there, you sit down,
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has nothing to say, you have nothing to
say. You both end up having a miserable
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time. So, no, I'm never going to do that
again.
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Excuse me. Is one of you Kate?
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Uh, yes, I'm Kate.
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