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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Dear John is filmed before a live studio
audience.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Lacey, that's some nice
shoe you got there.
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I understand, Mr. Lacey, you got a big
date tonight, huh?
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That the lady, she's gonna be all over
you.
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Oh, Mr. Lacey, a hundred dollar tip.
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You's a very big sport, very big.
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Hey! just the moment I come into the
door.
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Kurt, what the hell are you doing here?
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John, why is it every time I walk in a
room, someone says that?
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Kurt, what do you want?
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What are you talking about?
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Don't you remember?
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Tonight is the monthly one -to -one club
mixer dance.
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What makes you think I'd want to spend
an evening with a bunch of desperate,
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lonely people pretending to have fun
while they're dying inside?
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You haven't missed one yet.
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Besides, John, this isn't like one of
those regular punch -and -cookie deals.
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This is like a big fancy party. It's
over at that Dr.
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Osborne's house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's gonna be, you know, stiff drinks
and loose women.
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Yeah, well, look, I'm sorry, Kurt, but
tonight I have a date, okay? Excuse me.
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Oh, yeah?
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What are you talking, John? Escort
service?
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Look, Kirk, Cindy happens to be a very
classy lady, and I happen to be looking
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forward to a very nice evening tonight,
so you'll just have to go without me.
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All right, John, have it your own way.
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But if you want to make a good
impression, I'll do something about the
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polish on that tie.
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Oh, damn!
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It's all right. It's all right. No big
deal.
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It's my favorite tie, but I'm not going
to let anything spoil this evening for
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you tonight.
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Yeah, uh... Now, who could this be?
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Who is it?
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Ken.
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What are you doing here? John, you're my
oldest and dearest friend.
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I'm a desperate man. My life is going
down the tubes. I'm this close to
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myself in front of a bus.
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Yeah, well, the thing is, you see, I
have this date.
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John! All right, all right, I'm sorry.
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What is it?
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It's Maggie.
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Our marriage is crumbling before my
eyes. Again?
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Oh, I know it seems to happen every
three months, but this time it's
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We're a good week ahead of schedule.
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Listen, Ken.
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You and Maggie have always had a stormy
relationship.
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You always said that's what makes your
marriage exciting.
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Yeah, well, I'll tell you, John, it's
times like this I really envy the
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and emptiness of your life.
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The other thing about that is, tonight I
happen to have a very important date.
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John, John, you've got to help me. I'm
at the end of my rope.
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Please, tell me what to do.
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Well, I would talk to her.
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You would?
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Absolutely.
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Okay. Okay, great.
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What are you doing?
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I can't let another minute go by. I'm
going crazy here. Oh, all right.
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Listen, I would tell her that I loved
her, I can't live without her, and I
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do anything to make this right.
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Great, John. Okay.
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Hello, Maggie? Hold on. John has a few
things he wants to tell you. No, no, no.
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Hello,
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Maggie. Yeah, Ken was just telling me
about the kind of problems you had.
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He also said that he loves you, he can't
live without you, and he would do
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anything to make this right.
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Now, come on, Maggie. Of course he loves
you.
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Just think of all those special things
he's done for you.
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What special things?
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Oh, I know. How about that time last
April when he took you on that surprise
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weekend to Atlantic City?
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No, no, no, no.
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I see. You mean you've never been to
Atlantic City?
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Are you sure, Maggie?
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I must have been thinking about somebody
else.
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Oh, right.
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How about that lovely necklace he bought
you for your anniversary last
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September?
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Yeah, well, it was beautiful, right? I
mean, you must love that. I know,
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I was the one that helped him pick it
out.
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Your anniversary is in July.
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And he bought you a blender.
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He bought her a blender?
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Well, listen, I'm sure there's a...
Maggie? Hello? Hello? Hello?
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Well,
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thanks.
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Boy, that helped a lot. What are you
getting mad at me for? You're the one
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been lying to everyone.
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Who the hell was it we picked out that
necklace for? Who remembers?
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Why don't I let you get me in the middle
of all this? Boy, I'm asking myself the
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same thing.
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I guess I better go home and try to undo
some of the damage you've done.
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Hi, Cindy, it's John.
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Listen, about our date tonight, I'm
going to be a little late, but it'll
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take me a little while. Hmm?
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John Lacey.
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It'll just take me a few minutes more.
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You did what?
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Well, of course, anybody can forget.
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It's lucky I called you to remind you.
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Oh, really?
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Well, if you and Roger haven't picked
out a restaurant yet, there are dinner
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reservations at Le Chardonnay under my
name.
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L -A -C -E -Y.
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I think that's called breakdancing.
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I do hope Dr. Osborne has homeowner's
insurance.
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Did you get your passport yet, Kate?
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Picked it up this morning. Must be very
excited about going to Greece, huh? Oh,
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I can't wait. Oh, you'll love it. Just
be careful not to drink the water.
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My ex -husband and I went there on our
honeymoon.
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Poor George spent the better part of the
trip in the bathroom.
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I'm having a little bon voyage party a
week from Sunday, and I hope that
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everyone will be there.
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Except, you know who.
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Kirk will be very hurt.
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I know.
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Oh, that was great. Let's do that again.
Thank you, but I'm pretty exhausted.
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I've got to get off my feet.
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Oh, sounds good.
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You need a hand? No, thanks.
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I feel sick.
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Yes, Kirk has that effect on most
people.
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Should I see if I could find Dr.
Osborne?
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This is Dr.
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Osborne.
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Oh,
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it's nice to meet you.
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I'm going to get some punch. Excuse me.
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What's your name?
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Uh, Ralph.
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I'm Wanda.
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Wanda by name, Wanda by nature.
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The gypsy in my soul, I suppose.
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I like to think of myself as a free
spirit.
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Live for the moment, be the regrets to
the poets.
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Our bodies were made to be thrilled,
Ralph.
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So why waste a single sensation?
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I get the impression that you feel the
same way, Ralph.
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Oh, yes.
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Free spirit, that's me.
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Once in a supermarket, I went through
the express line with 11 items.
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What a rush.
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I could tell you were dangerous, Ralph.
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Listen, I was thinking of leaving here
and going back to my lonely, empty
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apartment.
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I've had enough to eat and drink, and
now I need just one thing to make this a
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perfect evening.
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I need a man, Ralph.
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I need a big, strong man.
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I need a man with stamina.
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Well, I'll certainly keep my eyes open.
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There you are, dear.
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Where have you been keeping yourself all
evening? Oh, just taking a little tour
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of the house.
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If you don't mind, Doctor.
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Of course not.
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It's beautiful, isn't it?
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Oh, yes. The library, the atrium.
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The master bedroom.
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Did you see the beautiful onyx tub in
the bathroom? My decorator says it's
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enough for four people to bathe at once.
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Six.
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Oh, John, John, over here.
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Hi, everybody. Hi. John, I didn't think
you were going to make it tonight.
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Well, I just came down for a minute. I
can't for the life of me figure out why.
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Nothing has worked out for me today.
Just nothing.
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Oh, really?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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All right.
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Not only was I stood up, I ruined a
friend's dinner. Yes, dear, we heard
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Bad day. Pity.
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May I have a word with you? Excuse us,
everyone.
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I believe your luck might be changing.
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What do you mean? Well, I'm afraid I've
been playing Cupid. I met a very nice
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woman. I told her all about you, and she
seemed very interested. Come on, come
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on, Louise. Please, not today. It'll
just turn out to be another disaster.
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Please. Nonsense, John. Look. She's over
there.
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Oh, come on, Louise. She's gorgeous. She
wouldn't give me the time of day.
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Now, now.
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You never know until you try.
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I don't know how many men I've told that
to.
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Now, won't you go and watch? All right,
all right, but you'll see.
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Excuse me, miss.
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I would love to dance with you, but I'm
sure you're going to turn me down, so
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would you please just do it as quickly
and painlessly as possible so I can go
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home and go to bed?
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Actually, I'd love to dance with you.
Sure, just my luck.
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A terrific time tonight.
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Funny, isn't it? How well the two of us
just instantly hit it off.
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It's like some people say, uh, we must
have known each other in a previous
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Yes, isn't that the stupidest thing you
ever heard?
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Well, that's funny.
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That's the same thing you said to me
that night we had dinner with Harriet
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Marco Polo.
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You know, I'm really glad you decided to
come tonight.
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I was beginning to feel a little bit
sentimental.
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Really? Why?
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I don't know. A big party like this
always tends to remind me of my husband.
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Oh, you really like parties, huh? Oh,
yes. David was the life of every party
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ever attended.
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He was gregarious, witty, and one of the
most intelligent men I'd ever met.
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Oh, I don't know. From where I stand, I
think David was a complete fool.
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Oh, why would you say that?
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Well, he had to be an idiot to let
someone like you walk away.
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He didn't let me walk away.
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Well, if he was the one that walked out,
then he was more stupid than I thought.
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Actually, he died.
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I didn't know that. Would you excuse me
just for a second? Of course, of course.
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A
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spider,
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big one.
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Don't worry, I got him.
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Oh, listen, uh, Liz, about what I said
before, you're not leaving, are you?
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I had no idea it was getting so late.
Oh, God, just my luck. I knew things
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turn out this way. Listen, before you
go, is there any way I can get your
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number?
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Sure.
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Why don't we go over to your place and
I'll write it down.
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My place.
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Right.
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This is a setup, isn't it?
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, uh, Red, uh, rumor has it you're
having a bamboo ash party Sunday night.
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Anything I can do to help?
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Yes.
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Stay away.
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All right.
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That's the way you want it, but just do
me one favor, all right? What? What is
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it, Kirk?
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Take good care of yourself. Yeah, you
know, that's exactly what I thought you
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were... What?
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I said take good care of yourself.
There's a lot of mean people out there.
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don't want anything to happen to you.
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I'll be careful.
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Hey, I'll miss you.
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You'll miss me?
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I want you to have this.
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Why?
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It's kind of a good luck charm. It's
been in my family forever. My
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gave it to me just before she passed on,
and it's kept me out of some pretty
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tight jams. I thought I'd do the same
for you.
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Thanks. So?
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Yeah?
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Now can I come to your party on Sunday?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, you can come.
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All right.
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Uh, listen, uh, before we go in, I just
want you to know that I'm not one of
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those people who, uh, you know, expects
anything just because she came back to
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my apartment with me.
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It was my idea to come to your
apartment.
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A great idea it was.
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My book is right up there with fire and
the wheel.
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Shall we?
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Right.
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All right.
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Listen, uh... We have to be very quiet.
The lady next door likes to listen at
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the wall with a glass.
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What
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the
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hell are you doing here, and how did you
get in?
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The woman next door let me in. Mrs.
Lemeski does not have a key to my
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She used one of my credit cards.
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John, you've got to do something about
that lock. I just don't feel safe here.
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What?
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Hello. Oh, sorry. Liz, this is Ken. He's
a friend of mine. Ken, Liz.
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Nice to meet you. Hi.
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So what are you doing here, Ken?
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Maggie threw me out, and it's all your
fault. My fault? I was trying to help
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you. Oh, some help.
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It's the end of my marriage.
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It's the end of 20 years.
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I've lost my home, my wife.
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My lovely kid.
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I got nothing left to live for.
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She's kind of tasty, isn't she?
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Anyway, no big deal.
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Just give me a week or two and I'll find
a place of my own. A week or two?
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Listen, Ken, Liz and I... Good night,
John.
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Where are you going?
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Your friend needs help. It was nice
meeting you, Ken.
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I'm sorry about what happened. No, no,
no, wait, wait, Liz, wait.
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John, in or out? I'm trying to get some
sleep here.
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Liz, would you mind waiting in the hall
for just a moment?
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Sure.
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What are you doing? I'm going to call
Maggie.
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What? What?
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Maggie, hello, this is John. Now, don't
say anything. I know you're angry, but
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just give me a moment to pour Ken's
heart out to you.
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Look, Maggie, please, take him back.
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Take him back, please, please, please.
Take him back, please. Take him back.
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You don't want a divorce. You know,
look, I know about divorce. Divorce
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are a very dark, sallow group of people.
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Now, divorce is very bad for your
health.
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Take him back, if just for medical
reasons, just for your complexion. Take
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back.
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Maggie, unity is the cornerstone of our
society.
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Marriage is the linchpin of that unity.
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When marriage is... break up, you start
having all these people all over America
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living separate lives in separate
apartments using separate deodorant
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Maggie, for the sake of the ozone layer,
take him back.
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All right, Maggie, Maggie, you don't
have to take him back permanently. Just
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take him back tonight. Just tonight.
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You don't like him? Throw him back
tomorrow.
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Damn.
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What's she saying? She's tired. She'll
take it back in the morning.
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Oh, Liz.
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Liz.
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I knew something was going to happen to
Ruan this evening.
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Look, maybe it's for the best. I don't
usually spend the night with someone on
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the first date anyway. Oh, I understand.
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What are you doing tomorrow night?
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Sorry? No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't
really mean that. What I meant was, can
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you again?
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Sure. Can I buy you brunch sometime?
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Brunch? You were going to sleep with me,
and now you're talking eggs, Benedict?
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It's getting late, John.
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Good night. I'll call you.
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Oh, hi, Liz. Hi, Liz.
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What are you... Come in.
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Is your friend still with you?
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Yes, he went back early this morning.
His wife relented and took him back.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you might be in the mood for a
little Sunday brunch.
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Sunday brunch?
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Well, that sounds great. I'll just get
cleaned up.
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Sunday brunch? You say Sunday? Today's
Saturday, isn't it?
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Yes, I know.
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But the restaurant that I had in mind is
in a little hotel in Connecticut.
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I booked us a room for the whole
weekend.
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You what? I mean, great.
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So we better go.
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Right.
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You going like that?
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Huh? Oh, yes, of course. I should pack a
few things first. Yes, why don't you do
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that? Yeah.
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I'll bring the car around. Yeah.
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Be right down.
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