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Well, okay, then. How about dinner this
Tuesday night?

Oh, I'm afraid not, John.

How about Wednesday night?

Well, Wednesday's not good for me
either.

How about I just give you the cash and
you go to dinner whenever you want?

Come on, John, please.

Come on, Kate. Is there some problem?

I'm just not ready for a relationship.

Well, what makes you think I intend to
pursue a relationship?

Well, don't you? Of course. Why the hell
do you think I keep asking you to go

out to dinner?

just not ready to get involved right
now, okay?

Oh. I hope you're not upset.

No, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. No? No.
Okay.

Well, should we go inside?

You go ahead. I have to do something
first.

No date, no date, no date.

Okay, well, since Louise is still at
home with her new baby, and, well, since

won't be here next week, someone else
will have to take over. Oh, right.

You got a hot date?

You know, Kirk, I don't think it's any
of your business, really.

Why not?

I think it's a reasonable question.

I mean, I think we'd all like to know,
unless you have something to hide, Kate.

Sister Lisa is coming into town, and I
have to pick her up at the airport.

Okay. I didn't know you had a sister.

Uh -huh.

And while we're on the subject, I hope
you're all free next Saturday because

having a little party, and I would like
for you all to meet her.

Well, that's great.

What's your sister like?

Well, what would you like to know?

Just the usual, Daddy. You know, height,
weight, measurements, fetishes.

Kirk, why do you insist on picturing
everyone else in the world as being sick

and twisted as you are? I don't know. I
can't help it. I'm just a people person.

You must be really looking forward to
her visit, huh?

Well, yes.

And no.

So does anyone have anything they'd like
to discuss? Yes.

I would like to discuss that no part.

Yeah, do I detect a note of sibling
rivalry here?

Could it be perhaps because said sister
has a truly...

Work left set of garboons?

Well, you should have seen mine.

They were beautiful.

Yes, thank you, Mrs. Philbert. I'm sure
they were.

They're up in Canada now.

to see your sister?

Oh, well, look, my sister and I just
don't get along very well, okay?

Seems she has this irritating habit of
stealing my boyfriends. Whoa, whoa, wait

a minute. Are you saying that there's
some competition between you and she

time to time?

No.

I'm saying that I find them and she
takes them right out from under me.

out from under you?

you wouldn't have that problem if you
tied them down first.

Kirk, don't make me hurt you.

Ooh, this is getting better and better.

Wait, Kate, Kate, isn't this kind of a
cop -out? I mean, maybe your sister

doesn't steal them from you. Maybe you
just can't hold on to them because you

don't know how to handle a relationship.

No, but thanks for that kind thought,
John.

No, it's like a game or a challenge to
her.

You know, Kate, In the short time we've
known each other, I've noticed that you

have a tendency to push people away who
try to get close to you.

Now, I wonder if this might not account
for this slightly paranoid feeling that

you have about your sister.

Paranoid? Huh?

Yeah. Yeah, paranoid?

You know, I would like to bring a date
to that party.

And just show you how quickly she moves
in on him. Oh, sure, sure. So you'd show

up with someone who's good -looking, and
she'd take a couple of looks at him. So

what's that going to prove? Oh, no, no.
He doesn't have to be good -looking. If

he's wearing pants, that's enough. Are
you saying that if you showed up with

someone who's ordinary, I mean, just
ordinary, that she would actually go for

him? You bet.

And if you want me to prove it to you, I
will.

Okay, but let's make this a real test.

What if you showed up with someone who
is really obnoxious? Fine.

What about crude?

All right.

How about sleazy? No problem.

What about loathsome? If necessary, then
that...

Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'd be on it.

Who is it?

It's Kurt.

Say it with flowers.

Sweets for the sweet. Oh, Kirk, that's
lovely. And a bottle of champagne to get

you horny.

I should have known.

I don't know about you, Red, but I've
been thinking about this date all week.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's get one thing straight, all right?
This is not a date. It's a

demonstration. I know. That's why I came
here early. If we are going to convince

your sister you got the hots for me,
We're going to have to rehearse a couple

moves, a couple of squeezes, a couple of
strategically placed nibbles.

You nibble anything of mine, you're
going to spend the rest of your life

soup through a tube.

Ooh, this is going to be a great night.

There's nothing I like better than
breaking a frisky filly.

So, uh, where's sis?

She's out shopping. She should be back
any minute.

Okay.

This is a great apartment.

And this must be the bedroom where it
all doesn't

happen.

Uh, just a minute.

Look, that must be my sister. Then I
must be your boyfriend.

Shall we?

Droided flowers.

Roses, I think.

Like a safe cracker.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Oh, hi.

So, how's the lovely couple?

Oh, just great.

Yeah, just a minute ago I had her in the
palm of my hand.

He took the stairs.

Stairs?

Hi, guys.

Hi, Ralph. I didn't know that you had a
fear of elevators. I don't.

I have a fear of this guy I read about
in the Guinness Book of World Records.

What? Yeah, he weighs 1 ,800 pounds.

I'm afraid if he ever got on an elevator
with me, the cable would snap and we

would both plummet toward him.

Oh, Ralph, really? What makes you think
that guy would get in an elevator with

you? He's certainly not going to take
the stairs.

So, what did I miss, huh?

Did you sleep with Kate's sister yet?

Not yet, Robbie. She's not here.

Oh, that must be her.

Oh, this is so exciting, Bob. Kate, if
you feel the impulse to kiss me, feel

free.

Oh, and I might add, a little tongue
would help sell it.

This is Lisa.

Lisa, this is John and Ralph and Mrs.
Philbert. Hello.

And this is my... Reason for living.

My boyfriend, Kirk.

Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure.

Oh, here, let me take those for you.

And I put out some hors d 'oeuvres if
you want. Oh, good. I'm starving.

So, you're Kate's sister, huh?

What do you think of Kirk?

You want to give me a few minutes?

Well, take all the time you want.

But I think you're really going to like
him.

Yes, of course she's going to like him,
Ralph, because he's a likable guy.

As a matter of fact, Kate is absolutely
nuts about this little guy. Yeah, well,

who isn't?

Personally, I think you're slugs.

This dessert is delicious, Kate. Did you
make it yourself? Wonderful.

Well, actually, Kirk and I made it
together.

Yes, and after we were finished, we
started making the cake.

Have you ever seen two kids who deserve
each other more?

I think I'll go put on some coffee.
Okay, you sit. I'll do it.

You sure you don't want Kirk to come
with you?

No, I'll be fine by myself.

Well, okay.

It's been over two hours.

I haven't seen your sister so much as
make eye contact with Kirk.

Much less show any indication that she's
interested in stealing Kirk away.

That's so fast, John.

It just so happens that during dinner,
sis was playing one mean game of

with yours truly.

I'm telling you, this broad was tracing
figure eights on my inner thigh.

Was that you?

I thought it

was Ralph.

Well, come on, Kate, admit it.

This little experiment of yours is a
dismal failure.

Trust me.

Now, look, I know my sister.

Now, if she hasn't shown any interest in
Kirk, it's simply because I haven't

impressed upon her how much I care about
him. Now, just watch.

I see.

Okay.

Coffee will be ready in a minute.

Kirk had a little cake on his fingers.

company oh come on it's only my sister
yes well um i think i'll just go check

the coffee oh who needs coffee the only
thing that i want on my lips is kirk

well i don't know about

you but i think we should leave these
two lovebirds alone

far from here. How about we go to my
place and have a cup of coffee?

Oh, thanks, John. Maybe later.

Well, come on, big boy.

The night is still a puppy.

Coffee sounds good to me.

They have a tempestuous relationship.

than staying over there and watching
that spectacle my sister and her

were putting on for us.

So what did you think of Kirk?

No offense if he's a friend of yours,
but that guy is a jerk.

I don't see what my sister sees in him.

She's really starting to worry me.

All right, enough of this nonsense.

Kirk is not Kate's boyfriend.

What? Listen, your sister wanted to
prove something.

It's because she's convinced that every
time she finds a guy that she likes, you

take him away from her.

So she just pretended to be with Kirk
just to see what you would do.

What are you saying? That this whole
evening was nothing but a trick? Yes,

please, try not to blame Kate. She's
been a little confused lately.

Yeah, I guess she's been having a tough
time since her divorce.

Yeah, I know. You don't have to tell me
that.

She and I have talked about that a lot.

Oh?

Are you and she close?

Well, uh...

In fact, we have had kind of a thing
going, yeah.

You and my sister? How interesting.

Yeah, but just a week ago, she told me
she didn't want to see me anymore.

Oh, that's too bad.

You know, I really care about Kate, and
I think deep down she really cares about

me, too.

You really think so?

Yes, I do.

Well, what good is it?

Doesn't even want to go out with me.

That's tough.

And then I opened this letter from her
today.

She wrote this incredible love poem to
me.

What did it say?

What did it say?

Oh, it said, um... I've never met a man
like

you, John.

I can't believe how you turned me on.

I like your eyes.

And you're not fat.

I gotta go now. There's someone at the
door.

It's funny, but until now, I've never
noticed what an interesting color your

hair is.

Brown? Oh, of course.

Reflects of some other stuff.

Wonderful.

Did I ever tell you the first time I saw
Kate?

protection, don't you?

Well, I don't. My neighbors have a guard
dog.

Oh, you mean, uh, yeah, yeah. I think we
should be responsible. Yes, well, no

problem, no problem.

You are looking at a responsible man.

I have a merit badge for responsibility.

I'll just check my responsibility drawer
here.

John,

I really want this. Yes, don't move,
don't move.

There's got to be one in the medicine
cabinet.

There must be one in the medicine
cabinet.

was one, where would I be?

Oh, thank God.

You found one? No, but I haven't seen
this cuff link in a month.

Maybe I should take a rain check. Wait,
wait, wait.

Don't move. Don't move. I'll get it.

Where are you going?

To the drugstore.

Through there?

It's faster this way.

I'll be back in two minutes.

name for Kate.

something. Could we do this in the
morning?

Morning?

Oh, oh, I get it.

You know, you haven't changed a bit.

I came over here tonight to apologize. I
can see now that I needn't have

bothered. What's that supposed to mean?

Obviously, John told you that he and I
went out together, so you decided to put

the moves on him. You've been doing that
your whole life. I don't know what

you're talking about.

Oh, I see. Well, what about Bobby
Skolnick? Oh,

Edison flirtation.

Uh -huh. And what about Tony Marino? We
had two dates.

Does Craig Parker ring a bell?

He did for me.

See?

You see, this happens to every guy that
I ever dated.

Well, maybe we just like the same guys.

Yes, but not until I like them first.

Well, you always picked out such good
ones, and I always picked out such lousy

ones. In a weird way, you might want to
consider it a compliment.

Well, forgive me if I'm not flattered.

Oh, come on, Kate.

You didn't care about any one of those
guys.

If I thought you did, I never would have
gone after them.

Didn't I stay away from the guy you
married?

Him? You could have had.

Kate, I would never go after anybody you
really liked. Yeah, then stay away from

John.

So you really like John?

Yeah.

I haven't been able to... tell him yet.

I don't even know if I can.

Maybe I never will, but I'm telling you,
you stay away from him.

Okay, gotcha.

Just don't be mad at me anymore.

I really care about you, Kate.

Oh, I can't be mad at you.

You're my baby sister.

Listen, John's going to be back here,
and I really think it would be best if

weren't here.

Oh.

He'll probably be pretty disappointed.

Yeah, I think you could count on that.

I guess you've disappointed men before.

Never.

Also bought you a lottery ticket.

That way maybe you can get lucky twice
in a night.

Lisa, where are you?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Oh, I bet you're not in the closet.

I know where you are.

You're taking a nice warm bath.

Well, how about I join you and we soak
each other all in

Lisa, this is not funny.

Come in here, you little tease, and get
in that shower where you belong.

You're the boss.

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