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is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Oh, come on, Kate.
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These are half -court tickets to the
Knicks game.
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I'm sorry, John. I can't. I've got
tickets for Marcel Marceau at Lincoln
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Oh, Kate, I hope you have good seats,
because when I went last week, I was so
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far back, I couldn't hear a thing.
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Excuse me.
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Is this the one -to -one club?
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Yes. Might you be the Tony who
telephoned me earlier?
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Yes, yes, Tony Larkin. I'm sorry I'm
late. No problem. Everybody!
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Hi, Tony!
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, all!
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What it is.
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What it look like. What it be, you know.
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This is Square Biz, man. Hey, chill out.
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I just wanted to kind of make them feel
at ease, you know?
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Well, Tony, what say you jump into the
deep end and tell us all about yourself?
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Up you get.
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Well, there's not very much to tell. I
was married for almost 14 years.
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One day during breakfast, I peeked over
the sports section and I saw one
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miserable woman. None of them look good
in the morning.
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No, no, no.
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She looked very nice, only she didn't
look happy. Neither did I.
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Obviously, something stopped working at
our marriage.
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Did you try oysters?
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Thank you, Mrs. Hilbert.
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Go on, dear.
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Well, we went into counseling, but it
still didn't work.
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problems. Problems?
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Difficulties, dilemmas, complications,
snafus. I've heard.
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What? Shut up, be still, pipe down, put
a sock in it.
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You were saying, dear?
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Well, actually, I wasn't, and I'd really
rather not. I don't open up that
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easily. Oh, come on, Louise.
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It's obvious. He'd rather not talk about
it. Thanks.
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Oh, all right.
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Oh, Tony, were there any other less
interesting problems?
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Well, to be very honest, I've been a
little lonely.
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Mm -hmm.
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You know, I get lonely, too.
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But you know what helps?
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Name your silverware.
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Am I in the right room?
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Okay, fellas, who's getting stuck with
this?
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That'll be me. Oh, no, no, no. I got it
tonight, John. You paid for the hockey
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tickets last night. Yeah, yeah, but you
got the dinner last week. Oh, no, no,
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no, but you paid for the basketball
tickets two weeks ago. Yeah, but those
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free. Oh, well, in that case, you got a
dead beat.
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Boy,
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you seem to be feeling a lot better
these days. Oh, I have been.
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Thanks to you, John, and the group, I
haven't been so lonely.
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Oh, well, I'm glad they could help.
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Well, it's been great.
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You know, I have a hard time talking
about myself, but with the group now, I
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talk about anything.
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Oh, that's terrific. That's really
terrific, Tony. I'm glad to hear that.
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Well, almost anything.
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Oh?
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Why? What haven't you told them?
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Well, I haven't been able to get up the
nerves to tell him that I'm black.
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He's wonderful.
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No, no, no, but there is something I'd
like to tell him, but I'm not sure that
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can. Come on, what is it? What would you
like to tell him?
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Oh, no, really, I can't.
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Oh, come on, Tony.
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Oh, it is your pal John here.
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Well, we're friends, aren't we?
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Well, you can tell me.
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I'm gay.
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Oh, there you go. That wasn't so bad
now, was it?
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So you're gay, so what?
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Big deal.
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Nothing to be ashamed of?
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Well, how can you tell something like
that to the group?
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Look how uncomfortable it's made you.
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Oh, it hasn't made me uncomfortable,
exactly.
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Oh, come on.
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No, I was just surprised. I mean, you
said you were married.
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Well, what do you think broke up my
marriage?
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Yep, that'll do it.
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Oh, listen, we really better get down
there because the meeting's going to
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any minute.
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Oh, no, no, I think I'll skip it
tonight.
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Oh, no, no, no, come on, Tony. This is
important, isn't it?
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I mean, it must be terrible to hide
something like that.
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Come on, come to the group tonight.
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I assure you, they'll be very, very
supportive.
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Okay, maybe I'll give it a try, but...
But, uh, suppose they laugh at me.
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No, I've only seen them do that once.
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The group laughed at something Mrs.
Filbert told them, but, boy, I'll tell
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she made us feel real sorry we did that.
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Well, what happened?
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She mooned us.
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And it wasn't easy, but I finally faced
up to my...
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True sexual orientation and came out of
the closet.
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I told Tony
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that this group would be understanding.
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I understand perfectly.
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That's why I'm laughing so hard.
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Well, I don't understand.
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has just finished telling us, Ralph, is
that his sexual proclivities are
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confined to his own gender.
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Huh?
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You know, Ralph, he's like light in the
loafers.
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He's got a little bounce in his boots, a
little too much air in his Nikes.
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Tell me when they get to the supportive
part. Tony, Tony, Tony.
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I really think that it was brave of you
to stand up and share that with us
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tonight. And I can only imagine how
difficult it must have been for you.
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you.
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Personally, I'm flattered that you
consider this group worthy of confiding
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Yes, and I would like to apologize for
what Kirk said.
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We all are what we are, Kirk.
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And we should be accepted as such.
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Maybe you just haven't been with the
right woman.
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Well, where does the time go?
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That's it for this evening. See you all
next week.
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Well, I still don't understand. I'll
explain outside, Ralphie.
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Good night, everybody.
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Good night. Good night, everybody.
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Are you going... Bye.
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Hey.
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Aren't you glad that you were honest
with the group?
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I mean, I know there were a few rocky
moments there, but all in all, I think
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they took it in stride.
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Oh, my God!
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Well, maybe not all of them.
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Yeah, but... I mean, don't you feel
better now that everything's out in the
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open? Well, actually, I do.
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And I wish they hadn't ended the meeting
so soon. I was just really getting to
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something I wanted to talk about.
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Oh, really? What was that?
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Maybe you'd like to talk to me about it.
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Well, something's come up, and I'm not
sure how to handle it.
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I just met someone who could be very
special.
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Maybe it's too soon to start another
relationship. Listen, if you're lucky
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enough to have found someone that makes
you feel wonderful, I say go for it.
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Really?
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Absolutely. Let the chips fall.
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John, I think I'm falling in love with
you.
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Oh, come on, now. You had to expect
this. Oh, no, I assure you, I never
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anything remotely like this.
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Something like this has never happened
to me before in my life.
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Oh, I'm surprised. You're very
attractive.
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Well, thank you.
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I like to keep in shape and watch what I
eat. What am I saying?
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Well, now, listen, John, I know what
you're going through. I went through the
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same thing at first.
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As a matter of fact, it's amazing how
much you remind me of myself.
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I was struggling with the same feelings.
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Well, I'm not struggling with anything.
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Oh, come on, Tony. This is crazy.
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I mean, come on.
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You can't be in love with me.
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Listen, what does this sound like? I
can't eat? I think of you constantly?
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As a matter of fact, I had a dream the
other night. Okay, okay, okay.
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All right, all right. So you love me.
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I can't for the life of me think why.
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You know, what's the matter?
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Don't you think you're worthy of being
loved, huh? Oh, come on, Tony, come on.
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Don't you know how wonderful you are?
You're sensitive.
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You're caring.
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You have a terrific sense of humor.
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How could I not love you?
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Listen, you know, I know what this is. I
mean, this is just... I can't believe
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I'm going to say this. An infatuation.
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Believe me, Tony, you're going to get
over this.
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Oh, no. This is not just some schoolboy
infatuation. It's not like I have this
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over -romanticized, unrealistic view of
you. I know you're not perfect, but when
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you love a person, you love even their
flaws, no matter how big.
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yesterday. Why the emergency call?
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Well, remember last night when Tony told
us he was gay?
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Uh -huh.
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Well, he left something out.
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Apparently, he seems to have fallen in
love.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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Not wonderful, Ralph.
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You're looking at Mr. Right.
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What makes you think he's in love with
you?
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John.
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John, don't you think that you might be
jumping to conclusions here?
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Yeah, well, you tell me.
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John, what did you say to encourage him?
Nothing.
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Not a thing. I just told him we could be
friends.
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Oh, John, you're such a tease.
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Well, that's not all.
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He's been calling me all day.
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What does he say?
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Well, that it kills him to be in the
same room with me without being able to
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touch me.
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I know the feeling.
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Cut it out, Kirk.
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John. John, have you made it clear to
him how you feel?
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Well, I tried to last night, but that
just seemed to lead to a physical
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confrontation. Good heaven. Did he
strike you?
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Oh, no, no. Much worse than that.
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Well, what did he do? Kiss you?
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All I can say, Johnny, is it must have
been some kiss.
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Look, look, I need some help here.
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Well, you know, there's a tribe in New
Zealand that has a very unique way of
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discouraging their daughter's unwanted
suitors.
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Oh, what the hell?
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How, Ralph?
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Well, the first night of the full moon,
they tie the young man to a wild pig.
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Then all the villagers gather around and
throw dried gourds at him and shout, Go
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away! Go away!
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you very much, Ralph.
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Hey, you know what?
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I've got an idea.
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I have an idea. Once in a similar
situation, this worked like a charm.
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Anything. Anything. I'll do anything.
Anything.
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Except that gourd and the wild pig
thing.
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All right. It's really very simple,
John.
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Now, all you have to do is invite Tony
to dinner. Yeah.
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And you tell him calmly, but in no
uncertain terms, that you can never see
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again. Not as friends, not as anything.
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Well, no, no, wait a minute. What if he
gets upset?
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That's why you're going to invite him to
a very quiet, very classy restaurant.
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He'd never make a scene in such a public
place.
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Are you sure this worked?
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Absolutely.
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I never bothered that guy again.
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I'm sorry I'm late. You've been waiting
long?
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No, I just got here myself.
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Oh, this is a wonderful place.
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Yeah, they say the food's really
terrific here. Oh, I'm talking about the
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atmosphere. It's so romantic.
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Oh, I don't know. I don't think it's
that romantic.
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Hi. Well, what a surprise.
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Well, I don't want to keep you. Enjoy
your dinner.
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Tony Larkin. Oh, I'm sorry.
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David Hanratty, Tony Larkin.
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David is the headmaster of my school,
and Tony here is my, well, you know...
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Friend. Yes.
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That's just the word I was looking for,
friend.
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Me, an English teacher, I'll have to get
the word friend.
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Nice to meet you, David. So, David,
imagine.
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seeing you here.
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Well, it's Helen's birthday.
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We like to come here for special
occasions.
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Yes, well, I can certainly see why. So
can I. You know, it's so romantic.
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Wish Helen a very happy birthday for me,
would you please? Well, I'll do that.
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Okay. Well, I mustn't keep the birthday
girl waiting. Nice to meet you, Tony.
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Hi, Helen. My pleasure.
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Shouldn't we send over a bottle of
champagne?
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No, Tony, we shouldn't do anything.
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Oh, what's the matter with you, John?
You seem a little nervous.
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No, no, no, no. I'm not nervous. No, no.
No, I'm relaxed. I'm perfectly relaxed.
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Well, that's great because I want this
to be a perfect evening.
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Now, listen, Tony, there's something
very important I want to talk to you
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but it'll wait.
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Did you really like the flowers I sent
you? Uh -huh.
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Well, yes.
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Listen, I'll do the pouring. Thank you
very much.
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You know, I was just so excited when you
called me today.
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Yeah, look, Tony, the reason that I
called you was that I wanted to get...
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were thinking about what I said to you,
right? Oh, yes, there's little else I
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was thinking of.
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I knew it.
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Look, Tony, I barely was able to sleep
after you kissed me.
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Would you like to hear the specials?
That would be nice. Well, actually,
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you give us a little more time, please?
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You two take all the time you need.
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Now, look, Tony.
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And don't interrupt.
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I didn't ask you here to have a romantic
evening.
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It's quite the opposite.
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I asked you here because I wanted to
clear the air.
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I want to be upfront and perfectly
honest with you.
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I, uh...
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I have been called away by the National
Guard.
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Say, I have to be in Burma in the
morning.
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Now, now, John, just tell me the truth.
What is it?
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Look,
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Tony, I don't want a relationship with
you.
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I can't have a relationship with you.
I'm not that way.
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I never will be.
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Now, look, I'm very flattered.
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By the way you feel about me, but... I
can't return those feelings.
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I hope you understand.
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I see.
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So you just want me to sit here and
accept this.
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Calmly listen to everything you have to
say and not react.
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Let me tell you something.
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I've done that all of my life.
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Nulled my feelings in.
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Held my emotions in check.
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But not tonight.
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Now, what is this?
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Just tell me, I'm not good enough for
you, huh?
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I'm not classy enough for you? Mr.
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Fancy Private School Teacher.
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Excuse me, Mr. Read a Book Every Night.
Sorry I don't wear leather patches on my
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sleeve. Oh, come on, come on. Now, Tony,
don't be ridiculous.
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Oh, so now I'm being ridiculous, huh?
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You think you're some great prize?
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Well, let me tell you something. I could
do a lot better than you.
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Oh, come on, Tony, please. I can't
believe I ever loved you.
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Are you all right, Tony?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I can't believe I behaved
like this.
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I don't know what went wrong.
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Oh, Tony, it's okay. It's okay.
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No, no, it's not.
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I think I'd better go.
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No, no, no, no, Tony.
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Listen, if you want to go, it's okay.
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I don't see any reason.
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Two friends can't have dinner?
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You really mean that?
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We... We could still be friends.
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Well, I, um... I think that's up to you.
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Well, I'd like that.
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Okay, great.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Listen, I'm starved.
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Let me, uh...
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splash a little water on my face, and
I'll... I'll be right back. Okay.
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John? Huh? Oh, I couldn't help noticing
that little scene you had over here.
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Yeah, well, listen, about that. You
know, I always wondered why you and your
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wife split up. Huh? No, no, no.
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I mean, none of us could understand it,
you know, but of course now it's, uh...
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No, no, no, David, honestly, honestly,
that's... John, John.
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What? Relax.
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Huh? You don't have to... pretend with
me.
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No, no. In fact, you're not the only gay
we have in our family. Oh, come on,
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David. I'm not?
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Coach Polikoff.
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The football coach?
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I'll give him your number.
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Don't thank me. No, no.
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Tonight on 90210, Brandon and the guys
throw a bachelor party for Dylan, and
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girls throw a bachelorette party for
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on Kristen's wedding plans on Party of
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