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Thank you.
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studio audience and so i realized
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at that moment i was at the crossroads
of my life that whatever i
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did in the next 30 seconds could totally
change my life and the lives of
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everyone who ever knew or cared about me
so i said i'm sorry our time is
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up hold that thought until next week's
session oh louis
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I won't be here for next week's session.
Oh, why not, Mrs. Filbert?
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I'm visiting my daughter in Baltimore.
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Oh, is that the same daughter that works
for the Children of Africa Fund? Oh,
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yes. And when you hear the things she's
had to deal with, it would just break
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your heart.
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Oh, what with the drought and the famine
and the locusts. You know what I would
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do if I was running Africa?
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I'd put in casino gambling.
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Oh, come on, Kirk. Well, John.
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What would it do for Atlantic City?
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Me and the group once played a gig in
Atlantic City. We were the opening act
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the Strawberry Alarm Club.
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Oh, I'll never forget it.
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You were there, Mrs. Filbert?
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When Ricky Fortune and the Fortuneettes
ever played the Eastern Seaboard, I was
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there.
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Well, Mrs. Filbert, have a lovely time,
and we'll see you when you get back.
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Thank you.
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Boy, Rick, that must have been a really
exciting time for you. Oh, yeah.
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Do you ever miss it? Only every day.
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That's why I'm trying to get into this
oldie show at Madison Square Garden.
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next month.
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Oh, that's great.
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Hey, you think you have a shot? Oh, of
course he does.
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You know the acts they get for those
shows?
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Rick here was washed up a long time
before those guys.
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Don't pay any attention to him. I think
it's a great idea, Rick. Yes, you could
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do that big hit of yours.
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What was it again?
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No, this is great, Rick. This could mean
a whole new career for you. Thanks,
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Jim. You know, the nostalgia craze is
very big these days. Oh, yeah, yeah. The
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only problem is it's hard to be
nostalgic about somebody you've never
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Well, I'll be there, front row of
sandals. It's gonna be just like the old
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You know, you remember that gig in
Atlantic City?
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God, it was great. The girls up front,
they got so worked up, you know, they
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threw their broads on stage.
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Do you remember that?
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So, has anyone heard from Rick?
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Yeah, I wonder if he got hired for that
oldie show. Oh, I hope so.
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It would do him such good to be on stage
again.
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I guess you must really miss being in
the spotlight once you've been a star.
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What star, John? This guy was the black
hole of rock and roll.
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No, no, no, no. You see, he once played
on the same bill with Elvis Presley.
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He actually appeared with Elvis?
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Absolutely. He's not dead, you know.
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They played Vegas together. On the bill,
there was... Neither is Buddy Holly or
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Jimi Hendrix.
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There was Ricky and the Fortunates, the
Zombies, Elvis, Johnny Cash. They faked
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their deaths.
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To escape the pressures of public
edulation.
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Just last week, I saw Janis Joplin.
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She was windsurfing with Mama Cass.
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Then there was that British invasion
tour Rick was on. Oh, it was... There
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Rick, and there was Freddie and the
Dreamers. You know, I don't like to
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but I once spent a torrid weekend with a
man...
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Freddie Root Canal.
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So?
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How'd it go?
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No one remembers me, and no one wants
to. What'd I tell you? This guy can't
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make it as a has -been.
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You shut up, Kirk.
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So what happened? It was humiliating. No
one had the vaguest idea who I was. And
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I was really looking forward to
performing again.
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Well, you know, we're always having
dances.
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There's no reason you can't sing at the
next one, is there? Actually, Ralphie, I
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can think of two reasons.
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He stinks, and no one will come.
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Yeah, but aside from that... No, no, no,
I think Ralph is a great idea.
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We can make it a major event. Yeah,
yeah.
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like the Hindenburg.
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Hey, say, how about a salute to the 60s
night?
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We could charge admission and give the
proceeds to charity.
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Oh, and I know just the charity, the
Children of Africa Fund. Oh, yeah.
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What do you say, Rick? This could be
really good for me. You know, I could
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promoters and agents and let them know
that I'm alive.
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Oh, I could help out with the music,
too. I've got a pretty good record
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collection. I could play a few between
sets.
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Oh, that would be great.
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Oh, I'm really touched that you guys
want to do this for me. I'm going to get
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guitar out of hock right now.
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I'm going to start rehearsing.
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There is just one thing, though.
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I mean, you all do understand that I'm a
professional.
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And there are certain things that I'm
going to require.
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First off, I'm going to need a limo to
take me to the gig.
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But it's a benefit. We can't afford a
limo.
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Uh -huh.
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and I'll need a case of imported
champagne in my dressing room.
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There won't be any champagne.
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Oh, for that matter, any dressing room.
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So let me get this straight. What you're
telling me is there's no limo, there's
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no champagne, and I have to dress in my
car?
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I can't believe...
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up for the 60s for that benefit tonight,
so I figured, ah, what the hell. Should
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be a lot of fun.
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Listen, uh, about tonight.
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It's going to be really something.
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You know they sold almost 200 tickets?
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Boy, Rick, you must still have a lot of
fans out there, let me tell you. Hey,
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listen, I hope I'm not making you
nervous. Oh, no problem, John. I'm not
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least bit nervous. That's good to hear,
man.
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I mean, why should I be?
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I'm not even going to be there.
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What do you mean you're not going to be
there? You have to be there.
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There's going to be 200 people there.
looking forward to recreating the 60s. I
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mean, if you don't show up, there's no
telling how nonviolent they're going to
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get.
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Wait a minute.
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Yeah, hello.
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Yeah, hello, Louise. Louise, I can't
talk to you right now. We've got a
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here. We just lost our star.
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Look, I just can't do it, right? Why
not?
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You've got to understand that I'm a
professional.
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You know, I've never even played in a
cafeteria before.
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I mean, what kind of acoustics does it
have? No way.
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Trust me, you can hear a fork drop.
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I just can't do it, right? I just cannot
go through with it. I cannot relive the
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nightmare of Bayonne.
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Nightmare? What happened in Bayonne? I
didn't think anything could happen in
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Bayonne.
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It was about 18 months ago. I was
playing a one -nighter in a club there,
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the audience were just kids, you know?
At first, they laughed at me.
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And then they called me names.
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and they started throwing things.
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Beer cans, chairs, each other.
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Maybe it was just one of those nights,
Rick.
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Have you ever had hundreds of kids
laughing and hurling abuse at you? Of
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I have. I'm a high school teacher.
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You don't understand.
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I'm scared.
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I'm no good by myself.
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It was the Fortunates. They were the
ones with the real talent.
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Without them, I'm nothing.
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Oh, right. So you're not the big
superstar you always wanted to be. So
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What do you want, sympathy?
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Look at me.
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I mean, just look at me. I mean, this
isn't exactly the lifestyles of the rich
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and famous, you know.
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But you hear me complaining?
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No. You know why?
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Because I've got food.
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I've got a roof over my head. And that's
a lot more than those African kids
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have. I mean, that's what we're doing
this benefit for. Those kids.
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They don't want our sympathy. What they
need is for you to get up on that stage
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and do those songs, those few songs that
you've done a million times before.
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What they don't need is for you to be
scared.
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Oh, quiet now.
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Damn.
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this way.
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I'll start the gig with that one. Great,
great, great. Now listen, we're very
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late and you'll tell me all the rest on
the way over. Well, after that, there's
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a lot of different ways I can go, you
know.
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I can follow up with my psychedelic
medley.
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And then I could do my salute to rock
stars who died in plane crashes.
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Should have charged a lot more for those
tickets.
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You should know that Kurt lies about
everything.
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Oh, well, look who's here. If it isn't
Sergeant Pepper himself.
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Isn't this exciting?
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I'm going to see Ricky Fortune again
after all these years.
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Um, Mrs.
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Philbert, and I think I speak for
everyone. This time, try and keep your
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on, all right?
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I'm going backstage to see how Whitney's
doing.
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Get down with your bad self.
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Move on. Move on.
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God, I love this job.
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Ricky. Rick.
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Rick. Hi.
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Hi, Rick.
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So, how do I look? Look who you're
asking.
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It's a costume I wore with the
Fortunates. It's from beyond the galaxy
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So how are you feeling?
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Suicidal. What? Oh, no, Rick. No, no,
for me that's a good sign.
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Hey,
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Rick, look.
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See those steps? Yeah.
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Rick, those are your first steps on your
comeback trail.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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What am I on?
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I don't know. Louise is handling it. You
just wait here and she'll announce you.
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John? What?
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Thanks, buddy. Knock them, Dad.
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Knock them.
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Roll the
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oldie blast from the past from the rock
and roll graveyard.
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Go show business is my life.
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But.
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I guess when I told Louise we lost our
star, she just panicked and called her
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dentist. You said it was going to be the
first steps. It turned out to be the
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last rights.
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Well, I don't think it was that bad. I
don't think anybody noticed you up
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Didn't notice me? No, the only way they
wouldn't notice me is if they were too
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busy staring at you.
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All right, maybe they caught a brief
glimpse of you. But look, I'm sorry. I
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really meant it with the best of
intentions.
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I know you meant it with the best of
intentions. And do you know how...
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Well, I don't mean to be.
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Look,
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Rick, I tell you what.
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Why don't we meet tomorrow and have a
couple of beers and we'll talk the whole
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thing over? Because I won't be here
tomorrow.
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Where are you going?
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Who knows?
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You know, wherever the road takes me.
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You know, when I was standing in the
wings waiting to make my entrance
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I was so terrified that I could feel my
heart beating in my brain.
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But behind that fear, there was an
excitement.
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when Ricky Fortune was back.
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He was on that stage.
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And if I could just have sung a couple
of songs... If I could have just sung...
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Oh, what does it matter? I mean, it's...
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It's only rock and roll.
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No hard feelings?
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No. No hard feelings.
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Hey. That's show business.
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Hey. Rick.
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Rick. What happened to Ricky?
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He's gone, Ralph.
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because she booked a hotter act.
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Oh, I'm sorry, John. Next time I'll just
have to rein myself in.
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Where's Ricky?
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Oh, where do you think he is? He's gone.
I mean, how could you, Louise?
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But he's supposed to be on now.
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I thought Freddy and the Dreamers were
on now.
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They finished. They just stopped by to
do the one song because it was for a
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worthy cause. Now Rick takes over.
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Well, why didn't you tell me that?
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What are we going to do?
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The Woodstock Nation is starting to get
restless.
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We've got to do something. These people
are demanding to see Ricky Fortune. Oh,
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don't be ridiculous. They wouldn't know
Ricky Fortune if they tripped over Ricky
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Fortune. Well, all I'm saying is that
we're going to have to get real
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and break out the tear gas if these
people don't see some used -up, middle
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has -been with a guitar on that stage.
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Next on L .A. Law, James Earl Jones
returns as the crafty attorney who once
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bested Van Owen. What will be the
outcome of this courtroom rematch?
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Saturday, John George Burns, Shelley
Long, Tiffany, and Super Bowl
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for Bob Hoops' Super Bowl party.
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Then, Blanche and Sophia battle over a
bow in a laugh -filled Golden Girls.
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Saturday.
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