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Can I help you?

I just want to hang out with my new mom.

Yeah, right.

Don't you have, like, homework or something?

It's Saturday.

Don't you get homework on the weekends?

Yeah, I already did it.

Well, what about for next week?

Um, yes.

Everything's already done.

What are you doing?

Texting my friends.

What's it to you?

Don't you have something to do?

Not really.

I'm bored.

Who was that guy last night?

That's my friend.

Why are you asking me?

It's just kind of weird that, like, dad goes out of town, and then the first

night he's gone, you have, like, some dude come over.

Your dad lets me do whatever I want.

And I'm allowed to have a friend.

So, I don't know, go find something to do or something.

So dad knows that you had a friend come over?

I tell him everything.

Okay.

I just thought it was kind of weird.

Are you jealous that I have friends and you don't?

I have friends.

Go hang out with them.

Well, they're on the internet.

I can't.

Go on the computer.

Go talk to them.

I don't want to do that right now.

I don't know what to tell you then.

Who are you texting right now?

I think there must be something in the house that you can do.

You're literally bothering me and I'm texting my friends.

Okay, I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm not your mom. I'm your stepmom.

Well, same thing.

You know what? Why don't you give me a foot rub since you're just going to

at me?

Here.

I don't do that.

The week will go much quicker if you do what I want.

Okay, fine. This is weird, though.

Can you go more to the bottom?

Does dad give you furrows?

Of course he does. He does whatever I tell him to.

Why do you ask?

I don't know.

You're actually really nice.

Stop being creepy.

I'm not creepy.

Can you shut up and just massage my feet?

Okay, I'm sorry.

Does it feel okay?

You can do better.

You know what? I don't like your foot rugs.

What?

You're just not doing as good of a job as your dad does.

Sorry.

Can you just go do something else?

Okay, fine, Mom.

I'd rather play in the street or something.

What are you doing?

Uh, hey.

You're naked.

Yes, I know.

But why are you jerking off?

Because you're really hot.

I'm your mom.

Who's that mom?

I knew you were a little pervert.

I'm sorry. I don't...

I just... I was just looking.

It doesn't, like, bother you.

Yeah, but you're touching yourself. And you're looking.

And I'm trying to tell you where to pull.

Sorry.

You know what? I was speaking to your dad last week.

And I told him, don't leave me with your weird son.

And I was like, just give him one more chance.

And this is what you do?

Well, I don't have a girlfriend. I just get horny. Like, I just accidentally saw

you. You accidentally saw me. You knew exactly that I love to go to the pool.

And that I'm always at the pool.

Sorry, Mom.

Well... Let me see what's there.

Oh,

you're squeezing it hard.

Yeah, because I wouldn't rip it off. I'd just rip it off. No, I'm sorry. I'm

sorry. Please don't rip my penis off.

Please.

You know what? I'm going to give you a chance.

What?

Since we technically are family, why don't we make

a deal?

What do you?

I think you're weird.

Your dad thinks you're weird.

And you're getting pretty old. There's no point in you living here anymore.

So... But I like it here. I don't have anywhere else to go.

That's not my fault. That's your fault.

You can get a job and move out.

Instead of spying on me all day.

So, listen.

If you let me fuck your dick...

If you don't tell your dad, I'll tell him what a nice son you have been since

was gone.

But you're not allowed to come fast. Because if you come fast, then I'm going

have to tell your dad. And he'll kick you out because he does whatever I tell

him to.

Wait, what? So if I do what you want, then you won't tell, but I just can't

until you tell me to?

Exactly.

You're not allowed to come until I tell you to.

Really?

Okay, deal.

Deal. I think you won't tell Dad.

I won't tell him. But if you come, more faster than I did, you have to make me

come at least two times before you come. Two times?

Maybe three.

Depends if I like you. I don't like you. I'm just going to tell your dad anyway.

Okay.

Oh, God.

It's our secret.

Yeah, deal.

Let's give it a shot.

No, you've always wanted to fuck my tits. Admit it. Oh, Jesus, yes.

You need to admit it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. These are huge.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. You're such a pervert.

Lick your dick.

Remember,

don't come before I do.

I'm telling you that. I know, I know.

I'm supposed to come. Oh, yeah.

I'm supposed to come. Don't do that. Okay.

I did it. Okay. I did it. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

That means I can't come right now.

No, make me come one more time and I'll think about it.

Have you ever creamed by the ground?

No.

Well, today's your lucky day.

What?

Today's your lucky day.

Mom, what if you got pregnant?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Wow,

that's a lot of trouble.

Oh, my God.

Hey, does it between me and you don't tell your dad?

Yeah. You just don't tell dad either.

No, I don't.

Okay.

Unless you do something to piss me off.

Okay, I won't. And then he'll still kick you off.

No, I'll do whatever you want, I promise. Okay, good.