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- You guys rolling there?
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Oh, guys, I've matured.
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You know,
I'm learnin' a lot more.
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I'm feelin' pretty smart,
actually.
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And I'm not swearing
nearly as much as I used to.
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I only get drunk on weekends
now. And I'm growing dope, so...
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The whole documentary thin
g for me has been really good.
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And tomorrow, I get married.
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So life doesn't get much
better than this for Ricky
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I just wish Julian would stop acting
like a dick. It's pissing me off.
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Next message.
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- Hey, Julian, it's Lucy.
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Sorry to bother you,
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but Ricky has done nothing
for the wedding. Nothing.
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e And it's tomorrow. We don't
have a priest, we don't have a plac
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and I mean, at the very least,
we should have some food.
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There's no food at all. You know,
I want it to be nice and everything.
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I don't know what to do.
If you don't call me back,
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I think I'm just
gonna have to cancel the -
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- Luce. Yeah. No...
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Lucy, calm down, alright.
I was in the shower...
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I've got everything
taken care of...
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Yes, everything's
taken care of...
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Alright, alright.
I promise. Okay. Bye-bye.
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Fuck.
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- You know,
tomorrow's my big day
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and I shouldn't have to
worry about anything else.
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Julian's gonna take care
of it all
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and so now I just have
to focus on my stag-ette.
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- A man's coming over to our place
tonight to dance with his bum out.
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- We're gonna have a few drinks,
a little special entertainer
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is going to come over
and dance for us.
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And there's gonna be
a little bit of partying
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just for the girls,
know what I'm sayin'?
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- We're just doin'
a bit of drinkin'.
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Julian's gonna have a surprise
stag party for Ricky tonight
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And, uh, just workin' a buzz up.
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I can't wait to get loaded
with those guys tonight.
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- Yeah, it's gonna be, like, a huge party
and there's gonna be lots of booze and liquor.
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And free food. And there's gonna be
strippers and it's gonna be awesome.
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- And Ricky's gonna get drunk and
puke and end up in the drunk tank.
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There's gonna be, like,
100 people there.
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Hopefully, they'll all be ladies,
'cause it's all about ladies.
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g - It's all about the ladies.
- Yeah, man. Candy will brin
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some of her friends.
- She'll hook us up.
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Let's go get some more beer.
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- Sorry, but you don't hav
e what we're looking for.
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- Yeah, I think Julian wants
this more than anybody, you know?
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What better way to get Lucy,
Trinity and Ricky off his back
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p so he can go off and have
his new little relationshi
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than to marry them all off to each
other? I think it's a great plan.
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And the thing is, it's amazing, it's
scary how much we hav e in common.
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We've been spending a lot
of free time together.
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It's great, he's awesome.
- Hey, baby, what are you doin'?
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- I'm washing the truck.
- You don't got to be washin' my truck.
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- I like washing the truck
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- Cory and Trevor, I'll ge
t them dicks to do it. Come on
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- Okay.
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- Get down here.
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- Julian finally called me
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I guess he's basically
takin' care of everything.
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He's got a bunch of food and stuff,
a couple of barbecues, his music...
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You gonna answer that?
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- It's Lucy.
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- Hi, Julian. It's Trinity
. I love you.
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- That little girl
thinks the world of you.
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You're like a second dad to her.
- Yeah, she's a little angel
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y I just wish her mother
would stop driving me craz
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with all this wedding shit
. I just want to be left alone
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- Yeah, I don't know if yo
u want to be left alone, Julian.
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Just make sure you don't
fuck around on Trinity,
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make sure you're there
for her. 'Cause...
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I know what it's like
if parents fuckin'...
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fuckin' leave on ya.
You know what I mean?
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One day they're there
and you wake up
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and you're all
by your fuckin' self.
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For the rest
of your fuckin' life.
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Livin' in a fuckin' shed
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and wonderin' what the fuc
k happened to your parents.
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- You okay, buddy?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
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- When I think about it, i
t kind of pisses me off. Like...
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I can plan my own wedding.
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I'm not a total,
complete idiot, alright?
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And if Julian thinks
he needs to babysit me
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like a little two-year-old kid
or whatever, he doesn't.
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I'm not stupid,
I can plan my own wedding,
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Julian, if your watching
this shit.
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Sorry, sweetie, I forgot
I had a cigarette in my mouth.
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- Julian, it's Lucy.
I got your message, finally.
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Thanks for calling
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t so fast. Anyway. Listen,
don't give me that bullshi
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about not having any money for food.
There's no food, there's no wedding.
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And I don't care how you get it.
And don't get any sausage,
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get the all-beef kind. If not for
me, then can you do it for Trin?
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I really thought you'd be able
to help me out with this..
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Could you just call me back?
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- Robberies are simple.
It's all about fire power.
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If you have enough guns,
it scares people,
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they freeze up and they
won't try to stop ya.
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You're in and out in two minutes.
This is gonna be a professional job.
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Listen up, boys. '
We need a truck.
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- Why? You got one.
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,
- Oh that's pretty smart, Cory. My truck, my license plate
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me back in jail.
That's real smart.
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- We'll just jack one from the strip
club. There's always trucks there.
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- There you go.
Smart one, Trev.
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- I can take care
of all the shopping carts.
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Checking over the carts
for tonight.
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Have to be perfect,
can't be fucked up.
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First thing that can go
on them is the wheels.
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That there one's no fuckin
g good. Bearings are gone.
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Might as well
get rid of it right now.
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That's a keeper.
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That's a keeper.
Everything has to be perfect
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I can't let the boys down
tonight. That's my specialty
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- I'm not stupid, you know
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Even though people sometimes
say that I am, I'm not.
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And I know those guys have been
meeting secretly without me all week,
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but to hell with those guys.
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Let's go. Open the fuckin' doo
or I'm burning the trailer down.
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Open up. I know you're in there.
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- How's it goin', Ricky?
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- Some best man you
turned out to be, you dick
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Anyway, don't worry about it
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I'm gonna find a new
best man. Is Bubbles home?
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What's goin' on here?
- It's your stag party, you bastard.
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- No way, man. You guys
had me all fucked up.
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- Get that into you, Rick.
Get you all fucked up.
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- What is it?
- That's swish, brother.
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- Yeah, knock her back. Come on.
- Drink, man. Come on.
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Puts hair on your chest, man
. - Alright, I gotta take a leak
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Someone mix me another drink
. - Yeah, I will.
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- I told you guys
not to drink.
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, If we don't concentrate on
getting Ricky drunk tonight
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you're gonna fuck up the entir
e robbery. Understand me?
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- Okay.
- Yeah, that's cool.
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- Smarten up.
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- I don't know, boys. This is
awesome. I wasn't expecting this.
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- There you go.
- Thanks, Levi.
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- Anybody else wants a drink
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- No.
- No, we're cool.
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- Say what?
- You guys are whack.
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- It's your night, dude.
- Cheers, guys.
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- Drink up, buddy.
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Here you go, Rick.
Get it in ya. Come on, buddy
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- What's the plan for tonight?
- Lots of drinks and lots of strippers.
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- No way! Strippers?
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- Okay, boys.
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- To Ricky.
- Come on, Rick.
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- To my boy, who's gettin' married.
- Toast with your dad. Come on
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- I love you guys.
- Come on, buddy.
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- I love you, boy.
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- Another tray of shooters
, please.
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- I can't fuckin' hold him
. I can't hold him. Watch out.
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- Shut that thing off.
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- Open the back window.
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- He's out for the night.
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- How's Ricky?
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- He's gone dude,
he's asleep.
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- Alright. Guns loaded?
- Guns loaded.
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- Masks on?
- Check.
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- Alright. Two minutes, guys
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No mistakes.
- Let's do it.
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- Everybody down!
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- This is a robbery.
Everyone, stay calm!
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We don't want your money and
we don't want to hurt anybody.
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We just want some food.
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Stop fuckin'
around, get in position.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go
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- This is gonna be the
best wedding ever, dude.
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- What the fuck are you doin
g with so many bananas, dude
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...fuck with the corkscrew
s and shit, man?
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- Fuck, why are you always
telling me what to do?
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- ...bananas in the cart, dude
. No one eats bananas at a wedding.
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- ...some smokes?
- Hands up!
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- Put your guns down!
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It's us! It's us! It's us!
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- Julian!
- Don't shoot, you dicks!
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- What the fuck's going on here?
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I just came in here for smokes
. What the hell's going on?
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- Sorry, dude, man.
Didn't know.
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,
- You're stupid, you're stupid
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you're a fuckin' idiot.
- The fuckin' gun's broke.
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- You could've killed me over there!
- It's broken.
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- What the fuck?
- Ricky, shut up.
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Ricky!
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- Oh, for fuck's sakes.
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- Let's go, let's go!
Everybody out.
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- Out of the way, dudes.
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- Ah, fuck.
- Get in the truck, Ricky.
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- Come on, move!
Come on, boys!
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- What's with all
these fuckin' bananas?
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- I fucked up!
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- I have to get the cart in.
- Fuck off with cart, Bubbles!
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- Come on, I'm not leaving
this fucking cart!
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- Get in the fuckin' truck
! Get in!
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- Jesus Christ.
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,
- You know, I may not have don e all the right stuff in my life
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or done smart stuff. But guys, maybe
I shouldn' t be commentin' here,
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but that was pretty
fuckin' dumb. Alright?
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You're robbin' a fuckin' grocery
store. You didn't even tell me.
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I'm fuckin' on video tape no
firing handguns with no mask on!
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You guys are fuckin' dumb!
- Ricky, would you calm down
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- I'm not gonna calm down, Julian.
- Calm down.
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- I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off
at you and especially you two dicks
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You guys are really fuckin' stupid.
- Ricky, sorry, man.
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But, you were shootin' at us too.
- I'm drunk! I'm really drunk!
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- Ricky.
- I don't need this shit!
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I'm gettin' married tomorrow
! - Ricky, would you shut up
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Everything's gonna be cool
! Trust me!
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- Can everyone please stop it.
- Oh, look, you're making Bubbles cry.
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Just shut up.
- I'm sorry, alright? I'm drunk...
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- Last night
was a fucking nightmare,
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but, you know,
nobody got shot, so...
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Just waitin' for Candy.
Oh, here she comes now.
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You better chill before
you get knocked out. Chill
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Anyway, I got a big surprise
for her. She's gonna freak out
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And I'm nervous.
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- Oh, my God! It's beautiful
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- Yeah, you think so?
- It's like a castle.
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- So what do you think?
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- What do I think?
- Yeah.
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- What?
- You wanna move in with me?
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- I would lo -
- I bought it.
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- Really? I'd love to
move in with you, sweetie.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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- I got this on camera, in cas
e you want to change your mind
231
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:01,240
- Uh-uh.
- No? Alright.
232
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,903
- You guys want
to get this on tape?
233
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,321
I mean, this is what life'
s all about.
234
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,824
You know, it doesn't
get any better than this.
235
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,327
And, you know, after today
, we're gonna be a legal family.
236
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,365
It's gonna be pretty cool. It's
gonna be on paper and everything.
237
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,368
There's somethin' I want
to tell you girls, alright
238
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,871
I love you both
with my whole heart.
239
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,879
Who the fuck is that dick?
240
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,847
You expectin' anyone?
241
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,885
- No, I'm not expectin' anyone
. You expectin' anyone?
242
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,391
- What do you want?
Who the hell are ya?
243
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,358
- Hello, Rick.
244
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,396
- How the fuck do you know my name?
- Just relax, Rick.
245
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,198
I was wonderin' if you knew...
anything
246
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,703
about any of the stuff that's
been goin' down around here lately.
247
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,670
- What stuff?
- I don't know. You tell me.
248
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,707
- Why would I know anything about
anything goin' on round here?
249
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,709
- You're sure? You wouldn't be
lying to me, would you, Rick
250
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,113
- Why would I lie to ya?
- Tell ya what, Rick.
251
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,815
You take that.
252
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,818
You find yourself you might remember
something you forgot to tell me,
253
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,285
you can give me a call.
254
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,287
- I'm having a flashback
right now, actually,
255
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,325
about somethin' I wanted to tell
ya. I wrote it down, I think.
256
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,327
Yeah, there it is.
Copy right there for ya.
257
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,795
- Very nice.
- You know what that means
258
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,833
It means fuck off.
- We'll see ya soon, Rick.
259
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,835
- What do you mean by that
260
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:41,240
- Precisely what I said.
That's why I chose the words
261
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:45,144
- Today's a very special day
, Ricky's wedding day.
262
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:49,648
I'm gonna give him
a special wedding present,
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00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,116
hand-delivered personally.
264
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:55,654
- I figure there's probabl
y gonna be at least 100 people
265
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,621
that are gonna be
comin' to the park.
266
00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:01,159
I mean, they're probably gonna be
all drunk and stoned and everything.
267
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,663
We're gonna have to make sure that
things don't get out of control,
268
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,130
Mr. Lahey.
- We're gonna see
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00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,668
the best collection of losers
this park's seen for many a year.
270
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,636
- Loser convention.
271
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,974
- Man, that suit looks dope.
272
00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:17,942
- Thanks.
- Right on.
273
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,479
You look really good too.
- What's wrong?
274
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,483
- I'm probably just being stupid,
but have you seen that dick
275
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,985
drivin' around the park?
- Yeah.
276
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,987
- Well, he's an undercover
cop, I can tell ya that.
277
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,490
- So, you're afraid of some cop?
- Yeah, I am afraid of this cop.
278
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:32,957
'Cause he's intense.
279
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,959
Like a frog runnin'
along the highway.
280
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,962
Eventually some car's gonna hi
t ya and this is the fuckin' car
281
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:44,003
- Ricky, Ricky. You're just paranoid.
Come on, don't worry about this stuff
282
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,006
- Yeah, you're probably right.
I can't go back to jail, Julian.
283
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,008
Alright? That stuff that
happened there fucked me up.
284
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,010
I still think about it
every fuckin' day.
285
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,013
And the biggest thing is tha
t I can't go back to jail alone.
286
00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:55,980
'Cause I can't look
after myself in there.
287
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
You know what I'm sayin?
- I know, but don't worry.
288
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,984
You're not going back
to jail, alright?
289
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,521
You're not goin' back to jail,
I'm not goin' back to jail
290
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,523
- It wasn't my idea
to rob that store, Julian.
291
00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,490
- I-I know.
Listen, look at me.
292
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,527
I promise you. You're not
gonna go back to jail.
293
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,415
- Oh, my.
294
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:35,954
My, my, my.
She is beautiful.
295
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,913
So, you're all dressed up today.
- Yeah, I got my tuxedo on
296
00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:47,766
Hey, maybe you can fix my tie for me.
- Yeah, why not.
297
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,534
- Tricked ya.
It's not even real.
298
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,072
A hundred and fifty bucks
for one of those real fuckers.
299
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,042
- I wish Rick and Lucy
all the best.
300
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,343
'Cause they're in love
and not all hung up
301
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,845
on past people that they
went out with in the past.
302
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,384
By that, I mean people that they
slept with before they got together.
303
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,886
And I don't mean Julian
by that- Ow! - Chill, man.
304
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,889
- Fuck, you didn't have
to hit me, you dick.
305
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,357
This is like a wedding
video and shit, man.
306
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,394
You got to have more respect
than that. Come on, man.
307
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,396
This is gonna be on a tape now
and seen and everything
308
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,899
and we look like dicks.
Nice one.
309
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,419
- Hi.
310
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,124
- On behalf of the bride and
groom, I'd like to thank everyone
311
00:18:45,159 --> 00:18:47,591
for their support
on this very special day.
312
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,129
m And instead of the traditional
vows, the bride and the groo
313
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:51,930
have decided
to write their own.
314
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:58,036
- I, Lucy, promise to love you
and respect for you
315
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:01,039
and be truthful for you
as long as I live.
316
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:08,247
- I, Richard, promise to love and
not break the law as much as I used to
317
00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:10,714
I promise to be
a good father to my child
318
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:14,253
and to not to swear anymor e or
as much as I do in public places.
319
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:17,273
And I promise to love you
as much as I can
320
00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:20,259
and as often as I can
under the circumstances.
321
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:23,029
- Well, I think we should
have the rings.
322
00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:25,764
- You got the rings?
Oh, can you hold this?
323
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,783
Thanks.
324
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,768
Okay.
325
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,270
- What goes on here now?
326
00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,272
- Um... here.
327
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,926
Do you Lucy take Ricky -
328
00:19:37,961 --> 00:19:40,544
- Oh, for fuck's sakes.
329
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,582
Trevor, Cory, these guys
are here for you, I guess.
330
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,601
- Hands on your head.
- What's this bullshit?
331
00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:47,551
- How could you do this?
- I didn't do anything.
332
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,088
- Hands on your head.
- What the fuck's going on here?
333
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,107
- Hands on your head, Rick
334
00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:54,057
- Oh, man, I'm pissed off now.
335
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:58,397
Jesus Christ, I'm tryin't
o get fuckin' married here.
336
00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:00,864
Holy fuck.
337
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,767
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
I can't believe this shit.
338
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,805
Julian, look at this shit.
My wedding's all fucked up
339
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,275
This is bullshit,
340
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,777
Julian, what the fuck's
going on here?
341
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,815
This isn't my fault. There's a lot
more people here guiltier than I am.
342
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,282
Trevor and Cory.
343
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,018
I'm goin' back to jail here.
344
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,196
Julian, I'll see ya
in a couple of hours.
345
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,233
We got to work this shit out
. Everybody stay here.
346
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,735
The wedding'll continue
in about a couple of hours -
347
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,702
- Don't bother, Ricky.
Let's get real.
348
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,990
- We're gonna take care of a
couple of things. I love you, Dad.
349
00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:45,244
Fuck off, Lahey. I wanna mak
e a citizen's arrest on this guy
350
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:02,261
...illegal procedures going on.
I want this camera crew arrested.
351
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:05,764
I want you arrested for this
. I want that soundman arrested.
352
00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:07,731
I want everyone arrested!
353
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,520
Leahy, you're fucking goin
g down for this, you jackass
354
00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:15,274
- Let's pack it up...
- I'm pissed off over here
355
00:21:15,309 --> 00:21:16,775
Nobody go anywhere, alright?
356
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:21,079
- For the first couple of week
s that I came back to jail..
357
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,386
I was still pissed off, because they
used all this documentary footage
358
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,388
against us to convict us.
359
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,890
And I was pissed off about
the whole court-room scene
360
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,858
And I shouldn't have defende
d myself, I know that now.
361
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,396
, And for the first two week
s in jail, I basically partied
362
00:21:37,431 --> 00:21:40,364
I did a lot of drugs
and I was getting drunk.
363
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:43,902
y And now I realize that
you gotta try and stay awa
364
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,370
from all that stuff in here.
And basically,
365
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,408
if you're gonna be in here, you may
as well use the time to get smarter.
366
00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:51,575
I learned about relationships,
how it's probably
367
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,613
a good thing to take a break once
in a while from your relationship,
368
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:58,116
'cause when the break's over
, it's, uh...
369
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,084
it's stronger, I guess.
370
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,872
So as far as Lucy and Trinit
y goes, that's probably good
371
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,590
, Takin' a break from dope
is even a good kind of a break
372
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,128
because when you smoke dope again,
you get a lot more fucked up.
373
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,632
- What Ricky's talkin' about i
s the power of positive thinking
374
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,635
Now, I've been doing a lot
of reading in here about that,
375
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,603
and I've learned to take
a negative situation
376
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,640
y and turn it into a positive
one. And I've been telling Rick
377
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,607
all about it and -
- Exactly.
378
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,009
It's all in how you look at it
. I mean, you can pretend
379
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,547
you're in jail or right now I'm
pretendin' I'm in university.
380
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,550
- If you look at jail
in a positive manner...
381
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,519
I mean, you eat three time
s a day, okay?
382
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,556
You have a schedule,
you follow that schedule.
383
00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:39,523
You have a lot of time
to yourself to read,
384
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:44,062
to reflect on life and
hang out with your friends
385
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,566
- I'm glad I went to jail an
d the only thing I really miss
386
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:50,569
is probably having regular dop
e all the time,
387
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,822
gettin' drunk regularly,
and I miss Lucy and Trinity.
388
00:22:53,857 --> 00:22:57,218
But other than that,
I fuckin' love being in jail
389
00:22:57,253 --> 00:23:00,579
- Positive thinkin', Ricky
. Fourty-five days, buddy.
390
00:23:00,614 --> 00:23:03,099
- It's easy.
- Sloppy Joes tomorrow.
391
00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:05,584
- Oh, yeah. It's Thursday.
Right on.
392
00:23:05,619 --> 00:23:07,586
- We'll be Okay.
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