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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
my sister discovered
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her first true love, music.
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But Erica and music
had some ups
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and some downs.
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Then she finally
said goodbye for good.
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That is, until Geoff had something to say about it.
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Guess who has two thumbs
and great news,
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even though
one of those thumbs
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was injured
opening a bottle of Snapple
and I should see a doctor.
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Just say the thing, Geoff.
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This guy! Ow.
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I got us two tickets
to see The Go-Go's.
Pass.
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But The Go-Go's
are your favorite band.
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Just take Barry
or one of the other
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misshapen dopes in the JTP.
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Barry doesn't like girl rock.
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He said it scares
and titillates him.
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And then he giggled
when he said "titillate,"
like, a lot.
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He lost it when
our Aunt Rose had angina.
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Look, you haven't
been the same
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since you turned your back
on music.
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I was just jamming out
to that song in that elevator.
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You got out a floor early
because you didn't want
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to hear Corey Hart
for the millionth time.
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We get it! He wears
his sunglasses at night.
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I wear my pajama pants
to the grocery store,
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but you don't hear me
bragging all over the radio.
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Babe,
music was your life.
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It brought you
so much joy.
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And now you're just...
kinda frowny.
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Frowny?But it's a hot frown.
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Like, so kissable and alluring
and... There it is.
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Come on, gimme some
of that sexy grimace.
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I love you,
but give it up.
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Music didn't work out for me,
and I've moved on.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep, Erica had put
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her foot down,
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until she took a stroll
through the quad.
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What the hell is that?
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The sound of angels
or possibly human ladies?
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♪ See the people
walkin' down the street ♪
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They're making
instrument noises
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with their beautiful mouths.
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Oh, no, Erica.
It's a cappella music.
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Should I spray them
with a garden hose
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or wing a trash can lid
at them?
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ADULT ADAM:
Turns out, neither.
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Erica hadn't been a fan
of a cappella in the past.
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But in that moment,
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she didn't just
hear it with her ears.
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She felt it in her heart.
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LISA: Thanks, guys!
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I'm Lisa Levine,
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and that's just a taste
of the Molly Sing-walds.
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If anybody's interested
in our group,
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we're gonna be having
auditions this...
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ALL: ♪ Tuesday ♪
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I'll have
one of those.
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This random encounter
re-ignited her love of music!
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♪ I'll be there ♪
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Lisa Levine. I will join
your foxy beatbox crew.
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No, Barry.
Erica needs this.
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Fliers cannot
be shared!
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Oh! You ripped it!
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Now I'll never know
if they're meeting
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at 4:00 a.m. or 4:00 p.m.
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It's just a piece of paper!
They have a whole stack!
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So, Tuesday?
Yeah.
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Elbow brain strike!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was March 18th, 1980-something,
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and like always, my dad was
fighting with the VCR.
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Damn it!
I need my Night Court!
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It's the only thing
that brings me joy.
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What about your family?
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I said what I said.
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Why do you always
smack everything?
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Maybe it'll jar
something loose.
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You mean
the delicate
electronic components?
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ADULT ADAM: Yeah, my dad
hated technology.
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Soften my potato!
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ADULT ADAM: And technology
hated him back.
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I got a message for you!
You're a piece of crap!
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Stop skipping.
Stop skipping.
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Stop skipping!
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ADULT ADAM: But nothing
agitated him more
than our dot matrix printer.
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He always had it out
with that thing.
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No one loved capturing
the rage more than me.
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Ah! Damn printer!
It's stuck again!
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Once again,
the mighty printer
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has bested
its most intense rival,
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the lazy, dumb man.
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Put your stupid camera
down and help me!
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It's not a paper jam.
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You just need to
change out the ribbon.
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What happened
to all the ink?
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I had an important project.
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What project?
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Oh, really? You're the butt!
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Murray, stop yelling
at Adam. He's just a boy.
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I don't care if he's 12.
He's aggravating me.
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I'm 17.
I've tried beer.
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Not a fan,
but I've heard good things
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about banana daiquiris.
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Please, Schmoo,
you're not an adult yet.
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I've seen your
little banana daiquiri.
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What... What did you say?
I just blacked out.
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And I got it all
on videotape.
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How does it feel?
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Hilarious.
You pressed the "off" button.
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Damn complicated buttons!
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ADAM: What's complicated?
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One says "on,"
one says "off."
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Ooh, good weekend,
Beverly.
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MURRAY: Damn thing's a moron!
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We come bearing trout.
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Well, just stuff it
in the mailbox,
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like the rest of our
easily offended neighbors.
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No, no, no, it's a gift.
For eating.
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Oh! Well, I guess I could
cheese these up,
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drown 'em in some chili.
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You know, the next time,
have the seafood guy
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remove the bones.
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In a river.
No, we caught these.
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You're saying words,
but I don't understand
what they are.
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Charles and Chad
just got back
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from their annual
father-son fishing trip.
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You guys go outside?
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Together?
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I just love spending time
with my tiger here.
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And some years,
we don't come home
with anything,
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except memories.
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MURRAY:
I got to get out of here!
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I can't play games!
I've got plans tonight!
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ADAM: You have
a family here!
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Ah! He's aggravating me,
the little bastard!
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Is everything okay?
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Go yourself, you...
Bye, now.
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ADAM: This is the dumbest
thing you've ever done.
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Just let the fork do
what it does!
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom
was fretting over
our relationship,
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my sister was sweating
her a cappella audition.
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I'm actually
kind of nervous.
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You? Please. Just listen
to your competition.
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♪ ...mountain when she comes ♪
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Oh!
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What a fun song.
Next up?
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Barry Goldberg.
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And all you wannabe
Sing-walds can go home.
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Lisa, I'm excited to join
you and your squad of lovelies
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on this musical and probable
romantic journey.
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Dude, you do know this is
an all-female singing group?
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While I do need a fresh
romantic ocean to dive into,
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I'm merely here for my love
of Acapulco.
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A cappella.
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Acapulco
is a city in Mexico.
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A jet-setter.
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Allow me to transport you
to music heaven.
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I'll loosen up
my music instrument.
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Oh, shoot.
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Yeah, I didn't
prepare anything.
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It's a no.
Smart.
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Let's not complicate
whatever's happening
between us.
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There's nothing
happening between us.
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Well, you never know
until you barge onstage
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during an all-female
audition.
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Good luck. She's tough.
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Is Erica Goldberg here?
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ADULT ADAM: Yeah,
even though Erica said
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she left music behind,
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turns out, music's always
in there somewhere.
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♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night
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♪ So, baby, take my hand,
it'll be all right
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♪ Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
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♪ They'll come true
in the end ♪
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Welcome to
the Molly Sing-walds!
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Oh, my God, thank you!
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I did this! My overbearing
love led to this moment!
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And I'm stealing focus.
Sorry, babe.
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Just a quick thought.
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Um, are you guys married to
the name Molly Sing-walds?
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You don't like it?
No, it's great,
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if you like obvious puns.
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She's incredibly honored,
and you won't regret this.
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So, don't make them
regret this, honey.
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Geoff,
what are you doing?
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It's just,
with music, sometimes
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you tend to take things,
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how do I put this gently,
way too seriously.
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You're the one
who pushed me into this.
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For sure, but don't
become a monster
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who ruins all these
women's lives.
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Of course I won't.
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I mean, sure,
I'll tweak a few things,
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but who doesn't like
harsh change?
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ADULT ADAM: As Erica
once again embraced music,
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my mom was hoping my dad and I
would embrace each other.
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Will you two get out here
and help me bring in
the groceries?
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You couldn't have brought
a bag with you on your way in?
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You too, Adam.
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I guess I got to the age
where I carry stuff now.
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Surprise!
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There's no food!
That's a horrible surprise!
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Instead, you're going on
a camping trip.
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Isn't that the greatest news
you've ever heard?
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Opposite!
Dad, do something.
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Don't worry. I got it.
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Bevy, take a look at me.
It can't be done.
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It can, and it will.
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You embarrassed me
in front of the Kremps.
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Kremps?
That's not a real name.
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They're right there.
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Hey, there, neighbor!
Grab your mitts. Come on over.
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Who's he talking to?
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Got to be you
and your mom.
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BEVERLY: You're gonna have
what they have.
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This trip is mandatory.
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I will not allow
your entire relationship
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to be based on yelling.
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It wouldn't be if the kid
wasn't such a moron.
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In my defense,
my dad's a dumb lump.
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That's what I mean.
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You two need to rediscover
your love for each other.
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Now, get in the car!
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And here's your camera.
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I want proof.
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Why does she always
have to be so involved
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in our family's lives?
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This is honestly
the worst day of my life.
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But maybe it doesn't
have to be.
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Tell me your cockamamie plan.
I'll do anything.
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We don't have to go.
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We just have to look
like we did.
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ADULT ADAM: As my dad and I
decided to avoid
the great outdoors,
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Geoff was hoping Erica
would avoid falling back
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on her old habits.
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Great news, ladies!
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We're gonna be in the Penn
a cappella showcase
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next weekend.
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Won't that be fun?Fun?
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ADULT ADAM: But that wasn't gonna happen.
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We got to win
this thing.
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No, it's not
a competition.
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I mean, the only winners
will be the Boys & Girls Club,
248
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who will get
all the proceeds.
249
00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,300
Well, those inner-city kids
are also gonna get
250
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a front-row seat to
a musical ass-whuppin'.
251
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Or we just
help some kids.
252
00:07:57,338 --> 00:07:59,271
How about we start out
with some scales today?
253
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Scales are for preschoolers
before Christmas pageants.
254
00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,344
All right, now,
drop a baseline
255
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and give me a bouncy C.
256
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ADULT ADAM: With that, Erica did what she always did
257
00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:08,971
when it came to music...
took it way too seriously.
258
00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,283
And the Molly Sing-walds
learned the hard way.
259
00:08:11,318 --> 00:08:13,700
Let's go, Jen! Keep up with
the choreography, all right?
260
00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:16,150
Your feet are as flat
as your voice.She's a person, babe.
261
00:08:16,185 --> 00:08:17,669
You're making the sound
of a corpse
262
00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,637
being pulled from a river
and de-gassing.
263
00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,155
Pretty graphic, hon.
264
00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,916
Who said you can
have water?
265
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Water is for winners.
266
00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:26,091
It's also
essential to life.
267
00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:28,508
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
Erica was having trouble
finding harmony
268
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in more ways than one.
269
00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:30,924
Hey, good work today.
270
00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,891
No, it wasn't.
271
00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,306
You call that Journey?
272
00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:36,619
Don't stop believing
you all suck.
273
00:08:36,654 --> 00:08:38,103
Erica, I don't think
this is working out.
274
00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:39,519
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the group.
275
00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,382
Lead the group?
Oh, finally.
276
00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:42,487
I accept.
277
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,213
My first big change
is that shirt,
278
00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,008
your hair,
and everything else.
279
00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,492
You're out. Please go.
280
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,631
I don't understand.
281
00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:49,770
You're a total nightmare.
282
00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:52,048
You're... You're rude,
you're bossy.
283
00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,050
This is supposed
to be joyful.
284
00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:55,224
I see.
285
00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:56,570
Hey, I... I'm sorry.
286
00:08:56,605 --> 00:08:57,778
I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
287
00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,331
Oh, that's not
what's happening.
288
00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,610
No. What's happening is
I'm going to assemble
289
00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,853
the greatest a cappella group
the world has ever known
290
00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,752
and then crush you
into oblivion
291
00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:08,651
at next week's
competition/children's
charity event.
292
00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,723
Oof. Lisa, you and I
are about to have
293
00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,863
a real roller coaster
of a week.
294
00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:18,903
ADULT ADAM: After getting
booted from her
a cappella group,
295
00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:20,560
Erica decided her only option
296
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,423
was to take matters
into her own hands.
297
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,046
I don't know.
It's just a little weird.
298
00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,979
A day ago, you didn't
even want to do music again,
299
00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,394
and now you're starting
your own group.
300
00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:29,534
Being out there with
those off-key Oompa Loompas
301
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,329
made me realize how much
I missed music.
302
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,607
Uh, this is kinda
weird and informal.
303
00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:34,988
Am I supposed to sing
or watch you guys
304
00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:36,955
rehash the last few days?
Whenever you're ready.
305
00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:38,992
I'm Kevin, the Human Tuba.
306
00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,580
Next.
Whoo!
307
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:41,926
ADULT ADAM: It was off
to a rough start.
308
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,203
And it only got rougher.
309
00:09:44,825 --> 00:09:49,865
♪ And the home
of the brave ♪
310
00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:52,039
Full disclosure...
I'm an adult that works here.
311
00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,454
Is that a problem?
312
00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,387
Yeah.
Kind of.
313
00:09:55,422 --> 00:09:56,734
Like, hi.
314
00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:58,252
Valley Erica?
Where have you been?
315
00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,013
Oh, here and there.
316
00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:01,531
After our band split up
317
00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,395
and Erica
went back to college,
318
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:05,259
I kinda had nowhere to go.
319
00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,364
Sorry about that.
320
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,986
So, you want to join
my a cappella group?
321
00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,401
Oh, no. I actually
322
00:10:09,436 --> 00:10:12,404
came here to ask
if I could have $7,300.
323
00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,130
That's a very
specific number.
324
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,167
I have some
very specific problems.
325
00:10:16,201 --> 00:10:17,478
So, you didn't
prepare a song?
326
00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:19,239
Um, I guess I could
sing something.
327
00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:26,660
♪ I'm gonna die
if I don't get $7,300.56 ♪
328
00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,938
Damn it! We haven't found
a single person.
329
00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:30,112
We're in real
trouble here.
330
00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:32,252
Not as much as her.
It's, like, so true.
331
00:10:32,286 --> 00:10:33,840
I think I was followed here.
332
00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:36,843
Are you sure this is
a good idea?
333
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:38,189
It's my only hope
of destroying
334
00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,328
a woman I hardly know
335
00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,054
for unintentionally
offending me.
336
00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:44,333
♪ Come, come, come in ♪
337
00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,472
BARRY: Yeah.The hell's this?
338
00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:46,991
This is the Barry-Tones,
339
00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:48,337
my new musical
mouth quartet.
340
00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:49,856
I'm the bass.
I'm also the bass.
341
00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:51,996
What's a bass?
You started your own
a cappella group?
342
00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,169
Indeed, I did.
343
00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:55,309
I realized joining
an all-female singing group
344
00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:57,139
wasn't a realistic way
to meet women.
345
00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:58,968
Good for you, Bar.
Showing some maturity.
346
00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:00,867
So, instead, I will
win over their hearts
347
00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:02,627
by destroying them
at the thing they love,
348
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,766
mouth music.
349
00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,043
Oh, my God.
Am I just doing
350
00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,493
the same dumb thing
Barry's doing?
351
00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,702
No, Barry's plan's
actually better,
'cause he has a group.
352
00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,497
You have no one,
while my group is stacked
353
00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:12,879
with talent
and masculine sensuality.
354
00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,466
Talent.Sensuality.
355
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:15,536
What are we doing?
356
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:16,814
Then there's
only one solution.
357
00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,954
You become
a casual enjoyer of music
358
00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:21,059
instead of a maniac who only
functions in extremes?
359
00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:23,855
Close. I join forces
with Barry's idiotic group,
360
00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,443
and through grit
and hard work,
361
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,790
I will lead these
tone-deaf morons to victory.
362
00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:30,241
I'm intrigued, but prove
yourself first. Scat for me.
363
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,001
♪ Scooba-do-da-da
da-da-da-do-dow
364
00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,071
♪ You suck ♪
365
00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:34,314
Damn it!
We need her.
366
00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,488
ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Barry formed a musical supergroup,
367
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,490
me and my dad's
big fishing trip
368
00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:39,664
had hit a high note.
369
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,735
I think I got one!
I'm gonna reel it in!
370
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,081
ADAM: Great job
with the fish, Dad!
371
00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:44,565
I'm feeling closer
to you already!
372
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,670
Thanks, tiger.
373
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,396
Ha!
You're welcome, tiger.
374
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,501
Don't call me tiger.Why not?
375
00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:50,813
It's an affectionate
nickname that proves
376
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:53,609
that we've bonded
out here on the lake.
377
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:57,544
It's not the way a father-son
relationship works, okay?
378
00:11:57,578 --> 00:12:00,236
If you're my tiger,
I can't be your tiger.
379
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:01,479
ADAM:
How would I know that?
380
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,274
You never call me
anything but moron.
381
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:04,516
Now you know why!
382
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,828
All right,
let's go again.
383
00:12:05,863 --> 00:12:07,209
And don't lean so far back,
384
00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:08,900
'cause then I start
seeing volleyballs.
385
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,384
Excuse me. There have been
a lot of complaints
386
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:11,834
about you
being too comfortable
387
00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:13,008
around the camping gear.
388
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,079
Can't a young man
and his father
lay down together
389
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,840
in a tent in a sporting goods
store and film it?
390
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,877
No!
Please leave! Now!
391
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:22,224
Fine!
I wasn't gonna buy anything,
392
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:24,398
but now I'm really not
gonna buy anything.
393
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,262
Move! Come on.
ADULT ADAM: With our fake
fishing trip cut short,
394
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:29,093
the only choice we had was to show my mom what we caught.
395
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,197
This is the best.
396
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:31,578
It sure is!
397
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:34,443
You know, this fishing pole
is nature's TV remote.
398
00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:35,962
Don't you dare change
that channel.
399
00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:37,653
You're my son.
400
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,241
You're my dad.
401
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,107
ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was
sloppy and unbelievable,
402
00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:45,143
but my mom ate it all up.
403
00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:47,594
You know, it's late.
We should get some rest.
404
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:50,045
We have been fishing
for 10 hours.
405
00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:51,771
Well, that's the normal
amount of time.
406
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:52,875
ADAM: Hmm.
407
00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,291
And action.
408
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:56,568
Good night, tiger.
409
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,156
Right back atcha, tiger.
410
00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:00,262
How many times I got to
tell you, you don't...
411
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,573
I love camping.
412
00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:04,611
It happened!
413
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,061
Oh!
414
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,442
I brought the men
in my life together!
415
00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,893
So, you thought
this was... good?
416
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,584
It was amazing!
417
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:13,689
This worked nice.
418
00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,311
So, I'll see you
around chow time.
419
00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:16,450
Damn right you will.
420
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:19,108
I'm inviting Ginzy
and her bland family over
421
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:22,008
so I can rub your camping love
in their fat faces!
422
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,079
Wait, this isn't over?It's just beginning.
423
00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,288
I'm cooking up
the fish you caught
424
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,773
with a side
of suck it, Ginzy!
425
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,775
Oh, no!
The Kremps know fish!
426
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,259
They'll expose
our terrible lies!
427
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:33,571
Nah.
428
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,780
All you gotta say when
they ask you something
429
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,645
is, "They were practically
jumping into the boat."
430
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,026
Those are words
that people say.
431
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,579
Those are words
that people say.
432
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,753
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
fell hook, line, and sinker,
433
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:46,170
all of my sister's hopes
hung on her new group.
434
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,413
All right, just so we're
all on the same page,
435
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,277
our a cappella group
has one goal,
436
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:51,727
to defeat Lisa Levine.To kiss Lisa Levine.
437
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:52,832
No!
438
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,005
This isn't about you
439
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,696
and your delusional
romantic prospects.
440
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,629
Yet it is and will be.Doesn't matter.
441
00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:00,046
Everyone give me your
best middle C.
442
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:04,740
Oh, yeah!
443
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,293
Did someone just say
the words "Oh, yeah"?
444
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,019
Oh, yeah!
445
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:09,296
Why would you do that?
I don't really sing.
446
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,022
Okay, well, let's see
what else we're working with.
447
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:12,299
Andy, go.
448
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:19,168
That was beautiful
and haunting.
449
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:20,756
I was a soprano
in children's choir
450
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,344
until puberty cursed me.
451
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:24,449
My parents forced me to
take a series of shots,
452
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,624
but the tide of
manhood came anyway.
453
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,660
Moving on. Matt Bradley.
454
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,735
Sorry, I'm actually
medically deaf
455
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,668
after I dove in the ice
to save that dog.
456
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:37,842
Ha!
That's what you get.
457
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,430
It's gonna be fine.Things were fine
458
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:41,087
until you pushed me
back into music.
459
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:42,398
I was only trying to...
460
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,780
Remind me that I couldn't
succeed at my biggest dream?
461
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:47,783
And after I finally got over
it and focused on college,
462
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,612
you had to dredge it
all back up again.
463
00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:50,648
Thanks a lot.
464
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,513
Oh, yeah!
465
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,102
ADULT ADAM: As my sister
once again swore off music,
466
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:59,070
my dad and I hoped the Kremps wouldn't smell anything fishy.
467
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,796
Oh, Beverly, it's such
a rare occasion
468
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,384
that you invite us all
over for dinner.
469
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,764
Nonsense, Ginzy.
470
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,352
I'm sure we've had
you over many times.
471
00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:06,595
This is actually the farthest
472
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:07,976
I've ever made it
into your home.
473
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,080
You're always over here
474
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,979
strapping on
the old feedbag, Leroy.
475
00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,083
It's Charles.
476
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,602
And I've been your neighbor
for 20 years.
477
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:14,948
I don't think so.
478
00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:16,087
Bring it to me again.
479
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,709
Charles.
Like the chew?
480
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:18,779
You mean
the Charleston Chew?
481
00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,229
Exactly. Quality bar.
482
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:21,921
Hey, can I top off
your tea, Charleston?
483
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,232
Beverly, we should, uh,
we should eat.
484
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,751
Oh, you'll eat,
all right.
485
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:27,788
Delicious fish caught
by my delicious men.
486
00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:29,929
You guys go camping
or something?
487
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,240
Seems that's
what we're saying here.
488
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,414
Enjoy.
489
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,554
Almost as much as
my husband and son enjoyed
490
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,073
their special time together.
491
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:37,660
You know, Beverly,
what kind of fish is this?
492
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:39,766
The finest lake fish.
493
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,388
And unlike your lazy men,
494
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,666
mine cleaned, boned,
and filleted it for me.
495
00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,013
Did we, now? Dad?
496
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,980
Yeah, they were practically
jumping in the boat.
497
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,430
This is clearly
a swordfish steak.
498
00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:49,569
Jumping in the boat.
499
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:50,915
That's a 1,000-pound
ocean fish.
500
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,813
Oh-ho! In the boat!
501
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,091
Please tell these people
502
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,300
that this is not
a giant saltwater animal.
503
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,233
Well, no, no,
it's a brand-new fish.
504
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,028
It's a, uh, lake swordfish.
505
00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:03,859
Huh, a new giant
lake fish. Adam?
506
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,723
I suppose
that could happen.
507
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,140
I... I mean, in Jaws 4,
a shark held a grudge
508
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:11,108
and followed a family
down the Eastern Seaboard
509
00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:13,110
to terrorize them.
510
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:14,456
So, yeah,
that's, like, our fish.
511
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,320
Jaws 4?It wasn't very good.
512
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,597
But now
might be a nice time
513
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:20,255
to retire to the den
and watch it.
514
00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,120
Adam, tell me
the truth right now.
515
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,845
Fine! We faked everything
516
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:25,950
and bought that at the market!
517
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,848
Moron!
We had it made!
518
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:30,161
We would have been
if you weren't a cheapskate
519
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,060
and bought fish
that wasn't on sale!
520
00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:33,509
I don't know from fish!
521
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,442
And I can't believe
I spent a half-hour
522
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,547
fake camping with you.
523
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:39,067
Don't worry. I'll never go
fake camping with you again.
524
00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:40,516
Look what you've done!
525
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,449
You've embarrassed
your mother
526
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,589
in front of Charleston,
Lindy,
527
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:45,728
and little Chim-Chim!
528
00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:47,040
Lindy?
Chim-Chim?
529
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,215
I'm not embarrassed.
I'm sad.
530
00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:51,872
I wanted to believe so badly
this family loved each other
531
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:54,910
that I actually believed
that dumb video.
532
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,774
Okay, I guess I'll just
have to live with the fact
533
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,570
that my husband and son
have no relationship at all.
534
00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:03,401
This fish is pretty tasty.
535
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,579
ADULT ADAM:
After embarrassing my mom
536
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:09,787
with a fake camping trip,
537
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,996
the only way to make it up to her was to try the real thing.
538
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,929
Okay. Let's pitch
this tent. Here.
539
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,689
You put the poles
together.
540
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,726
I'll, um, watch.
541
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,762
Boom. Done.
Let's sleep.
542
00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:21,005
You gotta thread it
through the tent.
543
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,076
Oh!
Damn it!
544
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,181
What's all this?
545
00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:26,769
Oh! Uh, we're making
your dream come true.
546
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:27,874
We're camping.
547
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,049
It's true, Mama.
Everything's better now.
548
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,430
Oh!
My good shin!
549
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,363
I'll never be able
to run again, you moron!
550
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:36,538
I don't really think that's
gonna be a problem for you.
551
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,022
I see nothing's changed,
552
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,093
so enjoy your miserable
night together.
553
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,922
Now we got
to freeze out here
554
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,062
all night for nothing.
555
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,305
We can start a fire.You know how to start a fire?
556
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,445
I think you rub a stick on
a rock and then blow on it.
557
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,413
You blow on
a stick and a rock?
558
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:50,552
I don't know.
559
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,278
I'm an inside kid,
not a frontiersman.
560
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,280
Forget it. Let's just get
in the sleeping bags
561
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:55,591
and get this night
over with.
562
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:58,146
Why are we like this?
563
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,113
Maybe 'cause we don't
have much in common.
564
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,666
Except our
hatred of camping.
565
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:02,978
For sure.
566
00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:04,600
Except this
isn't that bad.
567
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:08,432
I mean, it's kinda cozy,
and the air is crisp.
568
00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:10,641
And look
at all those stars.
569
00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,437
Yeah, they're up there.
570
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:18,200
And kind of beautiful.
571
00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:21,445
You know, maybe we should try
a real fishing trip someday.
572
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,241
I would hate that.
573
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,174
Me too.
574
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,728
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes it's the stuff we can't stand
575
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,143
that brings us closer.
576
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,558
And even the things
we love most
577
00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:33,077
have a way of
driving us apart.
578
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,251
What are you doing?
579
00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:36,253
Doing what I should have
been doing this whole time,
580
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:37,323
studying.
581
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,739
Erica, you can't just
turn your back on music.
582
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,672
It's all or nothing
with me.
583
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,984
And I just can't do it
unless it's perfect.
584
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,365
I know.
585
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,953
But let me
show you something.
586
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:50,474
♪ Oh, girl... ♪
587
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:52,200
Before you wanted
to become a rock star,
588
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,304
you just loved music.
589
00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,375
That little girl
doesn't exist anymore.
590
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,687
Well, she should.
591
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,654
You should leave a space
for this joy in your life.
592
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,829
Geoff, why are you
doing this?
593
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,002
Why do you care
so much?
594
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,659
Because
I'm your biggest fan.
595
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,386
Not just of your music,
but of you.
596
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,595
♪ Ransom my heart,
but, baby, don't look back
597
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,771
♪ 'Cause we got nobody else
598
00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:14,083
♪ Oh, oh, oh
599
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:17,639
♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night
600
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,399
♪ So, baby, take my hand,
it'll be all right ♪
601
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:22,091
ADULT ADAM: Turns out life
is a lot like a song.
602
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,196
♪ Surrender all your dreams ♪ And we're all singing
603
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,233
the best we can. ♪ To me tonight ♪
604
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,993
And, sure,
there are some low notes,
605
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,892
but hopefully
a lot of high ones, too.
606
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,344
But when all is said and done,
607
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:36,968
the sweetest harmonies
can't be sung solo.
608
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,591
Erica.
609
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,075
What do you want?
610
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,526
I want to say I'm sorry
for the way I acted.
611
00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:46,150
And if you would let me
back in the group,
612
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,083
I promise I'll just sing
and have fun.
613
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,054
I think
we'd all like that.
614
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,987
ADULT ADAM: And when all those voices come together,
615
00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,231
it's music to the ears. ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
616
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,992
♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night ♪
617
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,512
ADULT ADAM:
The truth is, we all bring
618
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,238
a little something different
to the table.Gah! Gah! Gah!
619
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:07,896
Because in the end,
it's the people around us
620
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,001
who help us find our voice.
621
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:12,107
♪ Say you will
622
00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:15,869
♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night
623
00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:19,528
♪ So, baby, take my hand,
you'll be all right
624
00:20:19,563 --> 00:20:23,739
♪ Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
625
00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:26,363
♪ They'll come true
in the end ♪
626
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,092
You're not gonna do it!
It's broken!
627
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,197
I can't help you!Just wait.
628
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,612
I don't know what
to do about it!
629
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:36,200
The roller
isn't rolling!
630
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,546
I'm telling you,
it's broken!
631
00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:39,479
Dad, you... you have
a family here!
632
00:20:39,514 --> 00:20:42,379
MURRAY: He's aggravating me,
the little bastard!
633
00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:46,383
The enchanting Lisa Levine.
634
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,591
Funny seeing you here.
635
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,007
In the rehearsal room
I come to every day?Great news.
636
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,111
I've prepared a song
637
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:53,044
that will capture
your heart, your soul,
638
00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:54,598
and the part of the brain
639
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,393
that denies what's happening
between us.
640
00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,773
Please don't.
641
00:20:57,808 --> 00:21:01,294
♪ Ave
642
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:07,645
♪ Maria ♪
643
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,061
That was divine.
644
00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:11,649
But it was clearly
that guy.
645
00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:13,858
Damn it, Andy! I told you
to stay in the box!
646
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,135
There was no box!
647
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,275
You talked about a box.
648
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,345
You never got a box.
649
00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:19,899
So, are we doing this?
650
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,245
I have 10 boyfriends.
651
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,316
That is gross.
You're gross.
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