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ADULT ADAM: The '80s
was the golden age
of the house party.
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If the music was cranked
and the place was wrecked,
your bash was a hit.
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And it turned out
I had a hot tip
about the latest one.
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Yo, J.C., it's me, Adam.
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Corey's brother!
Not even a little bit.
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Anyway, I thought
you'd want to know
about a rager
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at Dave Kim's this Saturday.
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Let all your bros know.
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Will do.
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Tell Corey
he's a dirty dog.
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ADULT ADAM: I'd fed
the grapevine a grape.
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Only thing left
to do was wait.
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Party at Dave Kim's
this Saturday.
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If there's no hot tub,
we'll make one.
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Party at Dave Kim's
this Saturday.
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There's gonna be 50 kegs,
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and Spuds MacKenzie
is deejaying.
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Party at Dave Kim's
this Saturday.
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I'll know
if you don't show.
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Hubba Bubba Soda?
Do better.
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Word about the party
spread fast,
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until everyone knew about it.
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Party at Dave Kim's
this Saturday.
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Well, almost everyone.
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What the hell?
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Who's telling everybody
I'm throwing a party?
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They're the worst.
And it's me.
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You? Why?
Come on, Dave Kim!
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No one loves a kegger
more than you.
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And it's a keg party?
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Yep, all kinds
of savory brewskis...
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Ales, lights, fruity ciders,
light beers.
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No, wait.
Those are the lights.
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You don't know anything
about beer!
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I do know your parents
are out of town,
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and kegs attract
popular kids,
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and that's what
I'm looking for.
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Is this about Brea Bee?
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Yes, it's about Brea Bee.
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I know we had a moment
while ice-skating,
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but I've barely
seen her since.
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Now she's back
to her ivory tower
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with the cool kids
across the room.
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So you think that
a party that will inevitably
destroy my home
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is just the opportunity
you need to reconnect?
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Will you help
your best friend
find love?
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Hell no.
I hear we're
throwing a party.
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Oh, no!
Carla's got wind of it!
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Bitch, I am the wind.
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And I've already got a theme,
mayhem and deep regret.
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Oh, no! That's a winner!
Who wouldn't come to that?
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I would, and hopefully
so will Brea.
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Someone's a nasty boy.
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Ugh. It's lunchtime.
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I'm supposed to open
the wing store today!
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Why are you
doing this to me?
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Brea Bee is just a girl!
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Just a girl, Dave Kim?
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She's gorgeous, cool,
and likes theater.
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Well, looks like
your perfect dream girl
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just dropped
her Trapper Keeper.
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Allow me, madam.
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Oh. Thanks, Adam.
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Ohh! Thank you.
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...in advance
for my next question.
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Which is,
if you had to pick one word
to describe how you party,
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would it be "hardy"?
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Like Dave Kim's party...
This Saturday.
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Oh!
T-That might be fun.
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It's guaranteed to be a blast.
I'm planning it myself.
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I want to plan.
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The best part of partying
is the who, what, when,
and where.
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Mm. With a little
foresight,
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planning a party can be
as fun as attending.
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I'm pretty sure
me and Brea got it covered.
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Say, my place around 4:00?
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It's a date.
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Yeah, sorry. I actually
can't do it today.
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But I'll try
to make the party.
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I know a solid maybe
when I hear one.
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Whoa.
Think she likes you.
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Really?
No.
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But now
this won't feel so lousy.
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Oh, no! Wait!
This is why you don't put
yourself out there!
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Oh, balls!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was February
19, 1980-something,
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and my mom had no idea...
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...today would be one of
the best days of her life.
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Mr. Whitby?
Indeed, it is I,
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your cookbook publisher
and well-regarded dog breeder.
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Come on in!
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Oh!
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What an incredibly
authentic residence.
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Often, when I stare
out at Central Park
from my penthouse,
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I imagine this is
how other people live.
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So, you drove all the way from
the city to belittle our home?
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Surprise!
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I brought your cookbook
hot off the presses! Oh!
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It's not really hot.
That's just an expression.
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But it is warm
from me sitting on it
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so I look more imposing
in the car.
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Oh, my God! That's me!
This is me!
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I guess we went with
the one with your face.
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Mom, you're on the cover
of your own book?
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That's so cool!
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It really is! Am I in it?
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"Mrs. Goldberg resides
in the Philadelphia area
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"with her husband
and three children."
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This book is about me.
Can I have this?
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For only $14.95.
Oh.
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That's what we'll
be selling it for
at your signing.
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A book signing? Me?
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We find it goes a long way
when launching a new author.
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Also, your friends feel
too guilty not to buy one.
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I'll make them buy
50 each!
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Much of the publishing game
is about emotional blackmail.
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There's also
a tremendous amount
of sexual intrigue.
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Maya Angelou.
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This guy's the real deal.
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Oh,
this deal is real,
all right...
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As real as
my teenage daughter's
restraining order.
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City kids.
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You two are lucky
you're so simple.
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I hate this guy.
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Uhp! You sound
just like my daughter.
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Anyhoo, you'll be signing
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at the provincial book store
in this sad little town.
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I believe it's called
St. Ann's Book Dump.
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I think you mean
B. Dalton.
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That makes more sense.
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Question...
As an important relative
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featured prominently
on the back side flap,
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what kind of royalties
can I expect?
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Well, I'm just gonna
start talking
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and hope my sentence
carries me to the door.
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And I'm gonna start another
sentence, and there we go!
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ADULT ADAM:
While my mom prepared
for her big night out,
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I had to prepare my room
for the cool kids.
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Would a beautiful girl
like these parachute pants?
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I see why they threw them
out of a plane.
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Tomorrow needs
to be perfect.
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And it will be.
You're throwing a party
to land a girl.
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I've thrown
millions of shindigs,
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and they all went gonzo.
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Gonzo's my favorite Muppet,
so I'm in.
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First thought...
Don't mention Muppets.
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Second thought...
Throw this party
the night a war ends.
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We're kind of locked
for this Saturday.
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After I got back
from the Pacific,
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I kissed a thousand nurses.
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That seems like too many.
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Crap.
The guys are here!
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Thank you for your fun ideas.
We'll let you know.
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Are you sending me away?
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I just need you to step
into a different room
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for, say, an hour.
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I could pop down
for some of your mom's
monkey bread.
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I don't need
the details. Bye.
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There they are.
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Well, welcome to
party plan central.
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Is it too late to discuss
alternate venues?
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Yep. Let's plan this beast,
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keeping in mind we need this
party to be cool and inviting
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to redheaded 17-year-old girls
who I know play volleyball.
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I'll start. A volleyball.
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Here's something fun... BYOB,
"bring your own broom."
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My turn. 50 kegs.
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Giant speakers that will
blow out car windows.
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A party donkey.
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A no-rules foam room
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and a giant fish tank
full of hammerheads.
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Disposable shoe covers,
like at an open house.
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Ooh! How about
a roped-off private area
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where two people can talk
and get to know each other?
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Yes! A rope!
Put that down.
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We're humming now!
Anyone else?
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How 'bout
an oyster bar?
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What are you
doing here?
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Making suggestions
to get some enchantment
back in this party.
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What's with the old guy?
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And why is he suggesting
sea vomit?
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Question... What's
the sexiest instrument?
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Answer? The oboe!
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Pops,
I don't need your help.
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But if you want romance,
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your pals are steering you
toward disaster.
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I know what I'm doing!
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Doesn't mean
you don't need my advice.
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Pops!
Here's some more gold.
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Turn up the temperature
and watch the girls glisten.
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I need this party to be cool,
not sweaty.
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And oboes and clams
aren't cool.
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Oysters!
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Why would you have clams
at a party?
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Enough!
I don't need your help.
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I'll let my oboe guy know
you won't be in touch.
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ADULT ADAM: As I left
Pops feeling empty,
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my mom's cookbook signing
was a full house!
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Mr. Whitby, can you
believe this turnout?
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Oh! I hope my pen
doesn't run out of ink.
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Well, just don't ask
to borrow mine.
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It hasn't worked
since I used it
to perform a tracheotomy
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on a man who,
long story short,
didn't need one.
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Anyway, good luck
with the reading.
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Reading? I thought
this was just a signing.
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Oh, no.
You'll be reading.
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Well, I suppose
if my adoring fans
demand it...
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ADULT ADAM: Whether they did
or they just happened
to be in the store,
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they got to witness
maybe the first-ever
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dramatic reading
of a cookbook.
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"Half a cup cream.
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"Two sticks of butter, cubed.
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"Toss into margarine
until combined!"
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And once my mom got going,
she didn't want to stop...
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"Whisk gently with water
until the clumps...
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"Have dissipated."
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...or stay totally
on topic.
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You know, I like to think
I do for Parm
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what Madam Curie
did for, uh...
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Well,
whatever it is she did.
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Should we be worried
Mom won't handle
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all this attention
in a positive way?
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Nah. She'll be fine.
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I have a husband
and three children,
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and yet, today, my life began!
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While my mom embraced
cookbook fame,
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I was bracing for
the party of a lifetime.
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Thanks for picking
me up, Johnny.
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Eh, it's the least
I could do after you
bought all those kegs.
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Kegs? What are you
talking about?
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You know, that money you left
for me in that envelope
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in that drawer
in your room.
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What? My Garbage Pail Kids
emergency fund?
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Honestly, who's worse...
Me or you?
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Fine!
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It'll all be worth it
when I wow Brea
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with these sweet
Z. Cavaricci pants.
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I'm not so sure.
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Is she into
little nervous pirates?
244
00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,203
Doesn't matter,
245
00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,640
as long as Brea shows
and we share a moment.
246
00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,903
So, your plan is
to wear lady pants
to a party
247
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,688
in the hopes
of spending a quiet moment
248
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,167
with a girl
way out of your league?
249
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,995
Admittedly,
the plan has wrinkles.
250
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,257
And here's
some more wrinkles...
251
00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,389
On that old dude
from your bedroom.
252
00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,087
Pops?
253
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,611
Hey, kiddo.
254
00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:48,049
I heard what you said
the other day loud and clear.
255
00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,007
Then why are you here
with that rolling battleship?
256
00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,488
I thought you'd want
to take it to your party.
257
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,621
When you roll up
with this baby,
258
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,579
you'll be fighting trixies off
with a stick.
259
00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,668
You certainly know
what a modern boy wants,
260
00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,148
but you're not even
supposed to be driving.
261
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,150
Enjoy the Caddy.
262
00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,368
I don't want the Caddy.
263
00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,414
You got to take the Caddy.
264
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:08,069
Stop saying "Caddy," and stop
throwing Caddy keys at me.
265
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,680
I know we had a rough patch
the other day,
266
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:13,161
but let me do this
for my best bud.
267
00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,380
I don't want this.
I don't want your help.
268
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,468
I just want
to be left alone.
269
00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:19,210
Okay, then.
I get it.
270
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,298
You don't want me.
271
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,564
Oof. That was rough.
272
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,956
Hope you have
the same presence of mind
273
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,523
when Paula Abdul
demands her pants back.
274
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:33,181
ADULT ADAM: Dave Kim's party
was in full swing
and off the chain.
275
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,836
The place was packed,
the music was bumpin',
276
00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,098
the shots Jell-O'd,
277
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,490
and that guy
was shirtless.
278
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,709
This night was
gonna be epic!
279
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:43,278
Nice. Dave Kim
is quite the host.
280
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,715
I'm gonna take a shower
in the master
and get my night started.
281
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,544
The only thing missing
was a certain special lady.
282
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,546
This is officially
a cool party!
283
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,026
Why isn't Brea here,
Dave Kim?
284
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,245
Dude, I've got
my own problems right now.
285
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,466
Carla is playing
a drinking game
with my baby pictures!
286
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,860
Look at you holding
the football like
you know how it works.
287
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,209
That's not all.
288
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,254
Those guys are wearing
Villanova sweatshirts,
289
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,908
and based on
their facial hair
290
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,215
and nonstop references
to beating Georgetown,
291
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,912
I think
they actually go there.
292
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,740
I hope your parents have
earthquake insurance,
293
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,350
'cause this party's
gonna be rockin'!
294
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,266
They have fire and flood,
295
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,834
but their deductible
is super-high!
296
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,880
As the person
who started this party,
297
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,490
you need to do something.
298
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,492
Or we wait
until Brea shows.
299
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,277
Yo. Someone popped
your parents' water bed.
300
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,627
Seems...time-sensitive.
301
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,455
That's as good a sign
as any.
302
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,066
Attention, friends.
303
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,851
This party is...
304
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,593
But in that moment,
Brea Bee was in the house...
305
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,551
...and all reasonable thinking went out the window.
306
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,684
...the best party evah!
307
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,646
Brea! Hey.
308
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,865
Wow. There's...
So much going on.
309
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,519
How did you
even get in those?
310
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,955
One leg at a time, baby.
311
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,610
Then my mom has to latch
all my buckles in back.
312
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,264
What's your poison?
I'd take some water.
313
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,396
Hydration. Nice.
314
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,833
Your body thanks you.
315
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,399
Well, I-I didn't mean
to talk about your body.
316
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,706
I mean, you look lovely.
317
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,925
Probably 'cause of
all that water.
318
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,796
Circled back.
Saved it.
319
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,667
Okay.
320
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,192
What am I doing?
321
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,323
I'm blowing it!
322
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,629
DAVE KIM: I'm sorry!
323
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,587
Is your romantic plan
to destroy my house
324
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,589
not coming to fruition?
325
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:21,811
Maybe you can let me free
and we can talk more about it!
326
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,857
ADULT ADAM:
While Dave Kim's party
was getting out of hand,
327
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,207
so was my mom's
grasp on reality.
328
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,297
Do I smell Mom's
homemade
chili cheese lasagna?
329
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,646
Yes, you do, Schmoo.
330
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,996
My biggest fear used to be
that I'd turn into my mom.
331
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,128
Well, I've been using
your mom's recipes
332
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,564
and having
the time of my life.
333
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,871
We are
two very different men.
334
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,568
Hello, BevHeads.
335
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,961
That's the new moniker
I've given
336
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,224
my legions
of adoring fans.
337
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,834
What fans?
And why are you
dressed like
338
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,618
Melanie Griffith
in Working Girl?
339
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,143
Those two questions
have the same answer...
340
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:49,883
Stardom.
341
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,842
Mornin', Jenkintown!
342
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,801
That's Matt.
And that's Lizzie.
343
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,804
And we're here
with cookbook author
344
00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:01,633
and local celebrity
Beverly Goldberg!
345
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,722
Oh, look!
You're on TV!
346
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,898
We can finally control
your volume.
347
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,552
And she's with Lizzie,
the human cup of coffee
that starts my day.
348
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,207
So, what's next for Beverly Goldberg?
349
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,644
I am just gonna ride
the wild success of my book
350
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,169
into, eh, housewares,
beef, bikes,
351
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,346
tax assistants, music,
children's clothing,
352
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,739
tiny, little scissors,
bric-a-brac,
353
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,784
Dutch ovens, TV shows.
354
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,003
I guess we'd better
watch our backs.
355
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,353
Matt, look at me.
356
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,050
Look at all of this.
It will be gone.
357
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,922
Even Lizzie's
gonna leave you.
358
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,315
Oh, we're not together.
Shut up, Lizzie.
359
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,795
We've all seen
how you touch his arm.
360
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:35,972
Why would they
air this?
361
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,496
Again... Stardom!
362
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,020
ADULT ADAM: And things
only got worse from there.
363
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,065
Lady,
you can't park there.
364
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,501
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
365
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,242
No, it's okay.
Famous author.
366
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,592
ADULT ADAM:
Yeah, after one successful
local book signing,
367
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,507
my mom became a monster.
368
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,074
Hey! Your dog just did
his business on my lawn!
369
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,423
You gonna pick that up?
370
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,729
Oh, I don't do that
anymore.
371
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,644
But here.
372
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:58,299
A real nightmare
who thought the rules
didn't apply to her.
373
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,083
Sorry. Fame
doesn't wait in line.
374
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,345
Uh, do you mind?
375
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,043
Okay, just one.
376
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,088
In her mind, she was
The Beatles of cooking.
377
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,437
Okay, this is
for all of you.
378
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,352
And there was
no slowing her down.
379
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,658
Whoo-hoo!
380
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,574
Bookbinder's
on a Saturday night
with no reservations.
381
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,184
You really did it, Bevy.
382
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,796
Remember,
when we're in public,
it's Brittley Divine.
383
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,623
I'm sorry...
This table's reserved.
384
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,060
Uh, for celebs, yes.
385
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,539
For this party of four.
386
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,280
There's a waiting list.
It's about two hours.
387
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,934
I thought you said
you had a standing table
388
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,544
with complimentary
appetizers.
389
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,852
I was gonna order
two of everything,
Noah's Ark-style.
390
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:30,940
All right,
hand over the menus.
391
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,115
We're not going anywhere.
392
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,769
I am,
'cause this is mortifying.
393
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510
I guess you've left me
no choice.
394
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,644
It's me. All right?
395
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,995
Now, be a dear
and go get us
three iced teas
396
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,345
and maybe
turn the lights down
in this section,
397
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,521
because people
are starting to stare!
398
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,959
They're staring at you
because you're a nightmare.
399
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,396
I'm going across the street
to Long John Silver's.
400
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,095
I didn't realize we were
so close to fried pirate fish.
401
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,706
Sit down, Barry.
We are eating here for free.
402
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,490
Clearly, this woman
is very embarrassed
403
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,796
and she'll do anything
to make it right.
404
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,450
I'm calling the police.
405
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,843
ADULT ADAM:
While my mom's ego
was out of control,
406
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,496
so was Dave Kim's party.
407
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,976
There you are!
408
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,586
Took me a while
to get that water
409
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,371
because someone ripped
the faucet off the sink.
410
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,113
Oh. Thanks.
But I'm just gonna
get out of here.
411
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,984
What? The party's
just getting started!
412
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,812
Started? My mailman
is in the kitchen,
413
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,509
screaming that he wants
someone to punch him.
414
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,684
What if I could
calm this place down?
415
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,816
How are you
gonna do that?
416
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,904
With this!
417
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,210
People are always
too embarrassed
418
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,342
to do stupid stuff
in front of a camera.
419
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,083
Turns out that
wasn't the case.
420
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,216
Hey, world, check me out!
421
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,305
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
422
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,917
I will never regret this!
423
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,440
Furniture Jenga rules!
424
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,833
Whoa!
425
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,402
Stack 'em again.
426
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,273
I'm bleeding,
but I can go higher.
427
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,841
Stop stealing!
That's the Kim
family microwave.
428
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,451
I have you on film!
429
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,236
Mine.
430
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,933
I'm not sure the camera worked
like you thought it would.
431
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,633
My mom's Franklin Mint
commemorative plate
collection!
432
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,114
Those are worth a fortune
or possibly nothing!
433
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,115
Follow me to safety!
434
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,250
What are you doing
in our hiding spot,
Johnny Atkins?
435
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,165
Just takin' a breather.
It's pretty rough out there.
436
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,036
Johnny Atkins
is afraid?
437
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,864
If he can't handle this,
no one can!
438
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170
I say we throw Goldnerd
out there.
439
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,780
They'll swarm him,
and we'll make our getaway.
440
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,521
Ugh!
Why didn't I leave?
441
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,784
I'm scared.
442
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,439
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
I knew this was my chance
to prove myself to Brea.
443
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,093
I'm gonna make a phone call.
444
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,790
As I was calling in
reinforcements,
445
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,226
my mom was about to be
called out.
446
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,706
What's all this?
447
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,447
You told me
Barbara Walters was coming
448
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,189
to interview me about my book
and my cosmetics line.
449
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,886
No, that's
a super-obvious lie,
450
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,583
and the fact
that you believed it
451
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,455
suggests how out of touch
with reality you are.
452
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,847
So she's running late?
453
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:36,979
Bevy...
454
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,154
...this is
an intervention.
455
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,462
Oh, no. Is Barry
back on Strawberry Quik again?
456
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,507
I can quit
whenever I want.
457
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,813
This intervention
is for you.
458
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,249
Me? What's my problem?
459
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,947
You've become
an embarrassing psycho.
460
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,296
Cookie break!
461
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,124
I'm a psycho?
462
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,864
Your boyfriend
is dressed as me.
463
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:53,604
And I'm pulling it off.
464
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,737
And I'm...pulling it off.
465
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,304
Since this whole
book thing started,
466
00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,089
you've been shameful,
rude, and dismissive.
467
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,004
And I want nothing more
than to live a life
468
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,180
of unearned celebrity excess,
469
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,443
but right now,
you're being total garbage.
470
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,229
I see. I had no idea
me fulfilling my dreams
471
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,058
was gonna cause you
so much pain and jealousy.
472
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,973
Jealousy? No one here
is saying that.
473
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,365
You didn't have to.
474
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,759
It's all over your faces,
like Strawberry Quik!
475
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,674
I only do it
on the weekends!
476
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,198
Okay, I'm gonna go spend time
with my real family...
477
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,071
My fans
at the book expo downtown.
478
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,202
Can you hear yourself?
479
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,031
Not above the roar
of my adoring crowd.
480
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,555
The BevHeads are gonna be
lined up around the block!
481
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,559
Where are
all my BevHeads?
482
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,692
BevHeads?
483
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,521
Your book was
a minor local success,
484
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,871
and only because your friends
and family supported you.
485
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,264
But you knew that.
486
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,569
I did not.
487
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,354
That's hilarious.
488
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,313
Well, I've got a pregnant
Great Dane in the car.
489
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,191
ADULT ADAM:
The party had trashed
Dave Kim's house,
490
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,236
and now it was
taking to the streets.
491
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,369
They're taking
our pillows, man!
492
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,675
Why? Why?
493
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,895
It's best we don't know.
494
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,071
As hope,
and Dave Kim's belongings,
495
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,203
disappeared into the night,
496
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,379
a friendly face
showed up just in time.
497
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,121
No, they weren't
in slow motion,
498
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,514
and yes, half had their
blinkers on for no reason,
499
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,429
but that armada of Cadillacs
500
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,910
was the most beautiful sight
I'd ever seen.
501
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,520
Thanks for doing this,
Pops.
502
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,913
And I brought
reinforcements.
503
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,828
Five Cadillacs
should do it.
504
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,743
Five?
We started with seven.
505
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,788
Where the hell
are Bob and Diane?
506
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,095
I'm sorry I told you
I don't want you around.
507
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,357
That's not true.
508
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,794
Aw, sometimes
it might be.
509
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,013
You're a young man.
510
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,581
You don't need your Pops
cramping your style.
511
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,540
I don't get it.
How are you always
so understanding?
512
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,802
Hey.
513
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,935
You're my best bud.
514
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,764
I know
what's in your heart.
515
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,247
Yeah, me too, buddy.
516
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,076
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a party to break up.
517
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,339
Come on, everybody!
518
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,470
Let's ride!
519
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,863
♪ Hey!
520
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256
ADULT ADAM: That night,
Pops busted out
521
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,779
the coolest party trick
I'd ever seen.
522
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,172
Come on, come on.
523
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,653
He got a bunch of alte kakers to make it crazy-uncool!
524
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:13,004
There were puzzles, bingo,
pictures of grandkids,
525
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224
and plenty of
butterscotch.
526
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,966
And, man, did it
clear that party out fast.
527
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,620
We did it.
We totally saved this house.
528
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,016
That'll buff out.
529
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,497
As Pops saved the day,
my mom discovered
530
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,064
there was some interest
in her book after all.
531
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,196
Excuse me.
532
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,676
Where could a BevHead
get their book signed?
533
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,808
What are you doing here?
534
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,071
I came to support
my beautiful wife.
535
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,204
Even after the way I acted?
536
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,596
It wasn't
your finest moment.
537
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,076
I'm so sorry.
538
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,297
I was just excited
for you guys to finally
be proud of me.
539
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,560
Are you kidding?
We're always proud of you.
540
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,823
It's true, Mom.
And you got
a book published.
541
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:49,911
That's not nothing.
542
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,521
Yeah, a book
nobody cares about.
543
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,001
We care about it.
544
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,307
And isn't that
what's important,
545
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,831
not some stupid table
at Bookbinder's?
546
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,093
Here's the thing.
547
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,051
You don't need
the whole world
to love you,
548
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,924
because you got
a world of love right here.
549
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,666
Damn it, Murray!
Why do you always say
the perfect thing?
550
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,407
Because you make it easy.
551
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,191
♪ What I like about you
552
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,019
♪ That's what I like about you
553
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:14,109
Hey! All you book dopes!
554
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,982
Come on over here!
My wife wrote
an amazing cookbook!
555
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,205
Brea.
You're still here?
556
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,337
Yeah.
557
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,426
I think my friend left
on a motorized scooter.
558
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,822
I can't believe I did this
to Dave Kim's house
just to impress you.
559
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,476
You ever consider
just talking to me?
560
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,695
Like that would work.
561
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,044
Give it a shot.
562
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,001
You might be surprised.
563
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,439
Okeydokey,
Smokey the Bear.
564
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,831
Stop.
565
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,878
Enough with the...
Weirdness.
566
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,923
Just be yourself.
567
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,708
Talk to me as a person.
568
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,709
Got it.
569
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,711
So...
570
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,629
...you want to maybe
get some ice cream?
571
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,066
Sure.
572
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,676
You want to walk
to Scoops?
573
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,156
Or I could drive us.
574
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,506
Whoa!
That's an enormous car.
575
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,378
Yep.
576
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,467
Almost as big
as the heart of the guy
who loaned it to me.
577
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,253
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out every story
does have a hero.
578
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,299
Sometimes they show up
in the end.
579
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,475
Sometimes they were there
from the beginning.
580
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,477
That's the thing
about the characters
581
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,392
that fill the pages
of our lives.
582
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,698
They're always there
to lift us up,
583
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,006
and, in some cases, bring us
back down to Earth.
584
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,662
And that can make
for a pretty sweet ending.
585
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:29,750
♪ Hey! ♪
586
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,927
Today we are here
587
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,756
with the turtleneck-wearing
legend himself, Dave Kim.
588
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,368
So, was there really
a Dave Kim party?
589
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,937
Well, I had told
one person that my mom
was traveling to Korea,
590
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,983
and he told
the whole football team.
591
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,682
Somehow
the whole football team
got invited to my party.
592
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,553
YOUNG MAN: Anything else
you want to say ruined?
593
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,728
Any regrets?
594
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,730
Uh, it's gonna,
uh, show a bit.
595
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,558
What did your parents say
when they got home?
596
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,473
To this day, I don't think
they even know about it.
597
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,127
Your parents watch the show,
don't they?
598
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:05,133
Okay, book guy, buckle up,
'cause I got a few ideas
599
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,526
guaranteed to be
bestsellers.
600
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,657
Wow me.
601
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:08,789
Think The Shining,
602
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,878
but instead of the hotel,
it's the beach,
603
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:14,142
and instead of ghosts,
it's hot chicks.Okay.
604
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,535
You know how people
like the Bible, right?
605
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:16,884
What if there was
a sequel?
606
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:17,972
I'm an atheist.
607
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,930
Dracula,but a book.
608
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,192
I have news for you.
609
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,152
A book of poems
that's been hollowed out
to hide nunchucks.
610
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:26,589
My people
will be in touch.
611
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,982
And I'm far enough
away now
612
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,505
to tell you that
that was a lie.
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