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ADULT ADAM: The '80s marked the rise of the cooking show.
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There was Yan,
The Galloping Gourmet,
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the Cajun cook, and,
of course, a Swedish Muppet.
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But my mom's lifelong hero
was Julia Child.
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I'm Julia Child.
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ADULT ADAM: Julia's show,
The French Chef,
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was the inspiration
for our family's
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deliciously cheesy
"French phase."
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BEVERLY: For Erica,
savory Quiche Lorraine.
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For Murray,
melty cheese fondue.
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It's like nachos
without the hassle.
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And for
my hungry bear, potatoes
au gratin, extra gratin.
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This is gonna wreck me.
Thanks, Mom.
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ADULT ADAM: Julia even
inspired my mom to write
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The Beverly Goldberg
Cookbook.
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She sent it to
every publisher in town,
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confident that she'd take
the cooking world by storm.
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Or... Not.
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Aw, honey,
what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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I'm just tearing up 'cause
Julia's chopping an onion.
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You do know that
that onion is on TV, right?
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Okay, fine!
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It's my cookbook.
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I sent it out to
some publishers,
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and they said I was poop
and that my cooking was poop
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and that my
one and only
dream is poop!
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No one has
just one dream, Bevy.
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I'm sure you got
plenty of others.
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Well,
like Barry becomes a doctor,
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Erica wins a Grammy,
Adam gets a rare disease
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that prevents
his snuggly little body
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from developing
into a full adult man.
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Bev, none of those dreams
are about you,
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and one in particular
is very troubling.
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Damn it, I know!
Erica's never gonna
win a Grammy!
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Okay, I'm sure it's not
as bad as ya think.
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Lemme see that letter.
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Take your pick.
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"Dear Ms. Goldberg,
your blending of fish and veal
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"is both upsetting
and against God's plan."
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was March 13th,
1980-something,
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and my brother had
a new concern
about his future.
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Listen up. I've got some
deeply upsetting news, JTP.
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ALL: JTP!
No! Not the time.
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Mr. Glascott just called
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an emergency college
meeting with me
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by chasing me down the hall.
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Oh, no. What's wrong?
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Turns out, we all need
recommendation letters
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from teachers to
get into college.
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And?
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Wait, you all knew about this
and didn't tell me?
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I tried to tell you,
but you said...
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Stop speaking, Matt Bradley!
Yeah, that e-exactly.
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Seriously,
you all have 'em?
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Definitely to rub it in your
face, but Geoff got 12 reccos.
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Twelve? That's almost
a baker's dozen!
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Gimme one.
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I'll just open it and
change the name from
Geoff to Big Tasty.
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ALL: No!
What's the big deal?
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Bar, those letters
were written about me.
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And they need to be
sent in sealed
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so the admissions people
know they're legit.
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So, you're saying
I'm going to actually
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have to ask a teacher to
write nice stuff about me?
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Ha! You're not
going to college.
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College-what?
Who said college?
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Whoa, where'd he come from?
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For a big man,
he moves like a phantom.
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Because college is the only
thing that matters to me...
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That and the thermostat.
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Okay, don't freak out
and call me a moron,
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but I've apparently thus far
failed to "obtain"
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a "recommendation letter"
from a "teacher" at "school."
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Stop with the quotes.
My God, I raised a moron.
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You have.
"This is your fault."
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ADULT ADAM: Luckily,
our school had
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an insanely nice
science teacher
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who couldn't say no to anyone.
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Dr. Katman?
Down here!
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Oh, no!
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You're lying on
a bed of nails!
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Physics is just so bitchin'!
Am I right?
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Wanna try?
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Mmm. Well anyway,
I know this is last minute,
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but apparently you
gotta have a teacher
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write you a college
rec...Aw, buddy!
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I am so honored
you asked me.
Truly, man!
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Really?
Call me a proton!
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That's how positive I am!
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Dude, I really
owe you one!Stop.
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Just like a neutron,
there's no charge.
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And also please
don't put any of
those jokes in my letter.
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ADULT ADAM: With that,
Barry's problem was solved.
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And after all
my mom's rejection letters,
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she turned to her hero,
Julia Child, for answers.
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Adam, I need your help.
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This is a legitimate,
real emergency.
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Oh, my God, what?
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I've thought of a super-easy,
foolproof way to sell my book.
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I'm gonna do a cooking show
like Julia Child,
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and you are gonna
be my director and
my on-camera sidekick.
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I didn't follow any of that,
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but I'm pretty sure
it's not an emergency.
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You know, at first,
the rejection letters
were devastating,
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but then I remembered
that Julia didn't become
famous
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'til she was 50
and had her own cooking show!
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Huh?
That's where you come in.
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Or go out
as fast as I can
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'cause what you just said
is horrifying.
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But this is so
up your alley, Adam.
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You're always running around
with a video camera.
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Me? Nah, that's like
the opposite of what I do.
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You got a camera
in your hand right now.
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Good eye!
Good eye.
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Thing is,
I was just about to
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put this in the garage
'cause making childish movies
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just doesn't
appeal to me anymore.
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Let's start filming, kiddo.
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This karate tortoise outfit
is already making me schvitz.
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Okay, fine!
I still make awesome movies!
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But I honestly don't know
the first thing about making
a cooking show.
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ADAM: It's
The Chadam Cooking Hour:
episode 140!
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Okay, fine!
I made six years' worth
of cooking shows!
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Doesn't mean
I can help you!
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Adam, please.
Be my cooking sidekick.
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It's my dream.
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Adam, I saw
the rejection letters!
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It was too much!
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Just help the lady
with her dream!
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Even if I wanted to help,
I don't run a TV station.
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I'm just a kid
with a camera.
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What about public access?
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They'll let anyone on there.
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I watch this one program
where a lady answers
tax questions in a bikini.
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Her information
is definitely wrong,
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but I'm a loyal viewer.
BEVERLY: Perfect.
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I'm gonna call public access
and verbally harass
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the first person
who picks up
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and tell them that
we are coming down there!
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We're gonna be TV stars!
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ADULT ADAM: While I was facing a world of embarrassment,
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Barry was ready to rub his recco letter in Erica's face.
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Hey, my Caboodle!
Erica's Caboodle!
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BARRY: Silence!
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In my hand, I hold a glowing
recco from Dr. Katman.
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Oh, man, what a relief!
Yeah.
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Feels good to know
I'm not gonna be
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a full-time drain on society
like your miserable
couch sloth of a girlfriend.
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Excuse me?
You've worn sweats
for six straight days.
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You get it.
Well, I wouldn't be so cocky.
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You don't even know what
that teacher wrote about you.
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I'm sure it's great.
Dr. Katman's super nice
and also,
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he has, like,
the most hilarious
science jokes.
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They guy's nice, all right.
If anything, too nice.
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The kind of nice
you almost don't trust.
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It's like,
"What are you hiding, man?"
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It is like he's hiding
something.
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Erica, stop.
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Don't whip him
into a frenzy
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just because
he commented on your
current life situation.
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I'm not. I'm just stating
the simple fact
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that one single letter
can ruin his life forever.
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I gotta see
what's in this letter!
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Barry, stop.
You can't look at that.
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Wait, I got something.
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What's "poosnicken" mean?
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Is that good
from an educator?
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Doesn't sound good.
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Ta.
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Couch sloth my ass.
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Dude, she's just
messing with you 'cause
she's in a bad place.
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Yeah, I know.
You're right.
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And yet, it's too late.
I assumed.
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ADULT ADAM: And so,
Barry broke the sacred code
of the recco letter
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using a high-tech method
he learned from watching
Murder, She Wrote.
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Oh, crap! It worked!
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"It is a great honor
and privilege to give
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"Barry Goldberg
my highest recommendation."
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Uh, Bar? The steam
is making the ink run!
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Don't panic!
We'll just dry it
off with the iron.
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Oh, no!
The iron's intense heat
is burning the paper!
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Don't panic.
I'll just spray it with
water from this bottle.
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Oh, no! The charred
remnants are soaked,
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and now the ink's
running even more!
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Don't panic!
I'll just hit it
with the iron again!
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Let me try to piece it
back together!
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Time to panic!
Aah! Aah!
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The charred remnants
are burning my hands!
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ADULT ADAM: While Barry
destroyed his letter,
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my mom was taking a page
from Julia Child
for our first rehearsal.
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And action.
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Hi, I'm Adam.
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Hello! I'm Beverly Goldberg.
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Welcome to
The Goldberg Gourmet.
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Bon appetit!
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And cut.
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Okay, I got some
performance notes.
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Hit me.
So, you're a human person.
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So, you should
talk like one.
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And action.
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Well, hello!Cut.
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Hello!
Cut.
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Hello, I'm Beverly Goldberg...
Cut!
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Welcome to
The Goldberg Gourmet.
Bon appetit.
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And... Cut.
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I think
I know what's happening.
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Seems whenever I say "action,"
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your mom panics
and becomes Julia Child.
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Oh,
don't be ridiculous!
Here, I'll prove it.
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Say "action"
and watch me cook.Action.
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This lovely dish is made
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with saltwater prawns,
Parmesan cheese,
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and butter
because butter is better!
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I'm Julia Child!
Cut.
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Okay, maybe
I am doing a little something.
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And I'm doing
a lot of quitting.
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Good luck
with your project.Wait, why?
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'Cause you're gonna
embarrass me
on public television,
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seen by dozens.
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And it doesn't matter to you
that this might
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actually help
sell my cookbook?No!
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'Cause my mom
making a cookbook
is also embarrassing,
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and so are your aprons
and weird parm dishes
and everything about you.
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It's pure embarrassment,
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and you have no idea
what it feels like.
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Oh-ho, and you think
I'm never embarrassed by you?
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Um, no!
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I think you made it
pretty clear you love
everything that I do.
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So, you don't think
I'm embarrassed
when I have friends over,
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and you do one of your
creepy shows with
a ventriloquist dummy?
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You bought us
matching outfits!
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And you don't think
I was embarrassed
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to watch a three-hour
one-man show
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00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,894
where you played
an eclectic cast
of international characters?
241
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,853
You said my Jamaican accent
was spot-on, mon!
242
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,115
And you don't think
I was embarrassed
243
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,988
to run down to your school
with an extra pair of pants
244
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:17,252
because of the thing
I promised never to
speak about?
245
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,385
Promise broken!
246
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,475
Baby, you are ten thousand
times more embarrassing
than I will ever be,
247
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,739
but it doesn't matter
because I love you
more than anything!
248
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,698
Clearly, you don't feel
the same way.
249
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:33,660
And cut!
250
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:34,704
Come on.
251
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,839
ADULT ADAM: Even
though Barry torched
his college recco,
252
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,450
he knew Doc would be more than happy to write him a new one.
253
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:44,409
Hey, Doc! Got a sec?
Of course, Goldie!
254
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,281
A little time
for my star student.
255
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:50,328
But first, let me wet the
ole whistle with some wine.
256
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,287
Oh, you say
this is just water.
257
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,636
I didn't say anything.
258
00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,599
A toast to you!
259
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,991
Fun.
260
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,558
So, what's the important news?
I'm excited.
261
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,821
You should be. Remember
that letter you wrote me?
262
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,823
Of course. Your college
recommendation letter.
263
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,695
Yeah, that's the one.
264
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,697
Turns out, I read it
against your wishes
265
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,307
and destroyed it
with fire and water.
266
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,961
But you're gonna write me
a new one
267
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,006
'cause you did say
I'm your star student.
268
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,356
It doesn't feel like that
anymore, pal.
269
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,837
Wow, I'm like
really mad right now.
270
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,360
I understand
why you would be,
271
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,233
but I'm very confused by
your smile and cheery tone.
272
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,538
Well, let me clear it up.
273
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:29,063
I'm really pissed, and I'm not
gonna write for you,
274
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,891
because what you did
was really up.
275
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,197
But I still need
a recco for college.
276
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,547
I'd ask
another teacher, pal.
I wish you all the best.
277
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,071
Uh-oh.
Yeah, uh-oh!
278
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,116
You better go
because I'm saying words
279
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,814
that I never thought
I would say to a child!
280
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,079
Hey, man, you okay?
281
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,950
You've barely touched
your Fruit Roll-Up finger.
282
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,039
Eh. Last night,
I got into it with my mom,
283
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,040
and she
kinda got in my head.
284
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,390
How?
285
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:53,783
Do you guys think
I'm embarrassing?
286
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,311
Oh, balls! You're all
avoiding eye contact!
287
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:03,097
Bro, I think it's pretty
well-known that you're...
Unique.
288
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,838
I'd say one of a kind.
Your own man.
289
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,667
Those are just nice ways
of saying I'm super
embarrassing!
290
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,494
What's up?
291
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,932
Adam's mom caved
and finally admitted
the kid's an embarrassment.
292
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,411
Oh, sure.
What?
293
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,718
You're my girlfriend!
You're aware of this, too?
294
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,155
It's endearing.
Aww...
295
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,288
Also... Aw!
296
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:23,204
How can my own mother
protect and praise me
with a lifetime of lies?
297
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,206
So, you're saying
she's a bad mom
298
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,861
for accepting the humiliation
you bring her
with grace and kindness?
299
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:31,038
Yes!
God, I suck!
300
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,649
For the first time ever,
my mom needed me
to support her,
301
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,346
and I flat-out said no.
302
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,131
Well, there has to be some way
you can make it right.
303
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,437
It's obvious!
304
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,223
I'll just co-host a public
access cooking show with her!
305
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,964
Not sure
how obvious that was.
306
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,748
My mom wants to be
the darling of the food world
307
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,923
who sells
millions of cookbooks,
308
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:50,057
and I will not rest
until it happens!
309
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,276
As I was off to help my mom
with her TV dreams,
310
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,626
Barry was on a mission
for a new recco.
311
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,193
All right,
before I do,
312
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,934
let's just take a look
at some of the work
313
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,283
you did this year
in my class.
314
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,807
What is this?
315
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,199
That's my napkin holder.
316
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,027
And this?
317
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,203
That's a shoe holder,
for the holding of shoes.
318
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,378
What exactly is this?
319
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,989
Bird house.
320
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,382
And where exactly
would a bird live?
321
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:15,430
On top of it.
Or it could lie down here
or walk around over here.
322
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,694
Thank you for your time.
323
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,000
You were stage crew
for two days
324
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,958
and dropped
a chandelier on my head.
325
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,220
Thank you for your time.
326
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,962
In order to save you
time and energy,
327
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,486
I've written the
recommendation letter myself.
328
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,315
If you could just sign it...
"Barry Goldberg can squat
a baby elephant
329
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:34,405
"and bench 275 an unlimited
number of times."
330
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,930
Uh-huh. Just right
at the bottom there...
331
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,236
Tell you what,
if you can do one pull up,
332
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,978
I'll sign this letter and walk
it to the college myself.
333
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,899
Thank you for your time.
334
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,859
Well, you can't
just give up.
335
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,731
You need a good recco
to get into...Shh!
336
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,733
Don't say that
word 'cause Dad will hear.
337
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,780
Oh, man, I've sunk
so low that I've stopped
my own brother
338
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:01,998
from getting into...
339
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,435
No!
I destroyed the letter.
340
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,873
This whole
mess is my fault.
341
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,613
I only convinced you
that Doc wrote you
342
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,355
a bad recco
'cause I was jealous.
343
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,053
'Cause I'm going to ?
344
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,184
Yes!
345
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,274
You're about to go on
a wild adventure.
346
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,668
I know I thought
that dropping out
of
347
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,975
was the right move,
but I'm realizing that
348
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,847
I really needed
to grow up a bit.
349
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,545
Look,
I know you're freaking out
about your future,
350
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,895
but if anyone's
gonna be a rock star,
351
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:29,983
it's my rock star sister.
352
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,289
That means a lot.
353
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,943
I'm sorry I've been
such a jerk.
354
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,292
It's cool.
355
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,207
Everyone stresses out
when it comes to college.
356
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,427
Who said college?
What happened? Tell me!
357
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,864
Okay! Fine! I messed up.
358
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,215
No, I did. I got in
Barry's head and made
him open his recco.
359
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,130
And then he ruined it.
Wait, you know?
360
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,784
Yes!
I found that charred,
361
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,873
damp letter
right where you left it.
362
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,484
Gah! Why didn't Mom
clean that up?
363
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,964
Because you're a dumbass,
364
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:58,620
which is why I went to Katman
and got you a brand-new recco.
365
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,404
How is this happening?
366
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,755
The man said no
and cursed me out
in the nicest possible way!
367
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:07,498
Because this man
doesn't take no for an answer
when it comes to college.
368
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,586
But listen to me.
369
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,589
Do not betray your weird,
happy teacher again.
370
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,114
As a matter of fact,
just steer clear
of him forever.
371
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,767
My God, you're actually
super effective
372
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,030
and good at Dad stuff
when you care.
373
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,946
That's on you
for not being interesting.
374
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,600
You gotta promise me
you're gonna go against
375
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:26,735
all your instincts and not be
a moron who opens this letter.
376
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,564
Can you do that?
Can you not be a moron?
377
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:33,133
Honestly, that's asking a lot.
It really is, Dad.
378
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,265
ADULT ADAM: As Barry took on
the challenge of a lifetime,
379
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,615
I was ready to give my mom
her lifelong dream.
380
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,660
Oh, Lord.
381
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,358
Oh, Lord in poop.
382
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,751
You know what?
You were right.
383
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,622
This is not gonna help me
sell my cookbook.
384
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,450
All I'm gonna do
is make a fool of myself.
385
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,278
Mom! Look at me.
386
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,542
You're in my world now,
the AV world.
387
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,935
This is where I shine.
388
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,676
So you just have to
follow my lead,
389
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,199
and I'll make you look good.
390
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,288
Okay, I am so confused.
You said...
391
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,334
I know what I said,
and I was wrong.
392
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,901
You've always been there
to support me
393
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,555
with your love and kindness
and new pants.
394
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,818
And now it's my turn
to support you.
395
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,343
So take my hand
and let's go be
on a TV station
396
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,779
that legally has to let
anyone on.
397
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,697
Preheat that oven.
398
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,742
It's parmin' time.
399
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:21,355
ADULT ADAM: Oh, yeah. Years of making my own movies had led to this moment.
400
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,879
And rolling.
401
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,404
Hi, I'm Adam...
Ooh, boy.
402
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,319
In that moment,
I discovered
403
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,365
that when I go in front
of an actual TV camera,
404
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,194
I freeze up
with crippling stage fright.
405
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:37,023
It's true, my body
literally shuts down.
406
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,677
Okay...
407
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,896
Guess that's my cue.
408
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,767
Hi.
Hello and welcome.
409
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,379
I'm Beverly Goldberg,
and this is my little
sous-chef, Adam.
410
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,685
Adam, say hello
to the viewers.
411
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,513
Adam.
412
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:52,386
Me.
Now, the secret to
shredding mozzarella
413
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,997
is to put the block of cheese
in the freezer first.
414
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956
Sous-chef Adam,
the grater, please.
415
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,220
My hands are numb.
416
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,613
Over the teeth
and through the gums,
417
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,920
look out, tummy,
here it comes.
418
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,053
Hoooo!
419
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:10,056
Whoooo is excited
about my shrimp parm?
420
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,579
Well, I sure as heck am.
421
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,060
Five stars, Mama.
Oh...
422
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,976
You can find this parm
and many more parms like it
423
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,847
in The Beverly Goldberg
Cookbook.
424
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,544
I'm passing out.
425
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,939
That's right. Coming soon
to book retailers near you.
426
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,201
I'm passing out.
What?
427
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,463
I'm passing out.
428
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,725
Do you want to sit down
or something?
429
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,205
I'm gone! I'm gone.
I'm down.
430
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,861
I'm Beverly Goldberg,
thank you, and good night.
431
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,558
Mama's...
Mama's here, schmoo!
432
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,561
ADULT ADAM:
With my dad's help,
433
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,868
Barry got a new
college recco from Doc,
or so he thought.
434
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,522
Hey, Goldie.
435
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,741
Listen, I didn't
sleep all night after
I unloaded on you.
436
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,221
Not my best me.
437
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,311
No, I deserved that surprising
barrage of potty language.
438
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,922
Look, I know how important
that letter is to you,
439
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,228
so I wrote you another one.
440
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,404
You wrote a third letter?
Third?
441
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,406
Buddy, this is
the second one
right here.
442
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,931
No,
this is the second letter.
443
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,585
You gave it to my dad
yesterday.
444
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,848
He may have given it to you,
but I didn't give it to him.
445
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:07,200
Wait!
That's why my dad told me
not to talk to you!
446
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,636
He didn't want us
to figure this out.
447
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,638
Figure what out?
What the hell is in
that envelope, pal?
448
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,900
God only knows!
449
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,423
We gotta open that letter.
450
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,122
But what about trust and all
that stuff you got mad about?
451
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,558
I've never been
on this side of it before!
452
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,734
It is really
eating away at me, buddy!
453
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,780
Me too!
But how do we open this
letter without ruining it?
454
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,087
With the answer
to everything.
455
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,307
Science!
456
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,744
ADULT ADAM: That day,
my brother set off to solve
the mystery of a lifetime,
457
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,919
and that night,
458
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,703
I was reliving the
embarrassment of a lifetime.
459
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,966
I'm down.
460
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:38,579
Hey, pickle, maybe you should
just watch The A Teaminstead?
461
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,973
I just wanted to see
if my on-camera debut
was as bad as I thought.
462
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,454
And it's worse.
463
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,240
No. You were adorable.
464
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,111
You don't have to
do that, Mom.
465
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,721
I just really
wanted to help you.
466
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:56,684
Listen, lovebug,
you putting yourself
out there to support me,
467
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,556
it helped me more
than you could ever know.
468
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,429
Come on, I just ended up
embarrassing you again.
469
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:06,389
Adam, I love every
embarrassing thing
about you.
470
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,217
It's what makes you
the most special,
471
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,567
brilliant boy
anyone could ever ask for.
472
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,659
Well, if this cookbook thing
doesn't pan out,
473
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,358
at least we learned you're
shockingly awesome on camera.
474
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,055
Forget TV.
475
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,973
That cookbook is my dream,
and knowing
I have your support
476
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,758
lets me know
that one day,
477
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,238
it'll happen.
478
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:32,589
Until then, I'll leave the
cooking shows to you and Chad.
479
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,375
♪ And though I know
all about those men
480
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,637
♪ Still I don't remember
481
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,160
And done.
482
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,557
"To whom it may concern.
Barry is fearless
483
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,038
"and has a boundless
passion and enormous
appetite for life.
484
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,476
"But what I admire most
about my son
485
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,914
"is that no one has
bigger dreams
and more potential."
486
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,134
Wow, your dad wrote this.
487
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,836
"I might be Barry's father,
but he's the one
who teaches me every day."
488
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:07,581
"The only thing
he can't do is know how
much I believe in him."
489
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:11,759
♪ And I'm gonna keep on
loving you
490
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,675
Wow, I can't believe
Dad wrote such beautiful
stuff about you.
491
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,199
Well, you know him.
Anything for college.
492
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,201
College? What about college?
What now?
493
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,290
Actually,
I was just about to send out
494
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,901
the recco I got from Doc,
which he gave me today.
495
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,121
So I won't be needing
the one you wrote.
496
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,427
You weren't supposed to
see that.
497
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,734
Well, I did.
498
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:34,085
♪ And I'm gonna keep on
loving you
499
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,652
♪ 'Cause it's the only thing
500
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,393
Fine, you can keep
the stupid letter.
501
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:41,789
Forever.
502
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,313
♪ I don't wanna sleep ♪
503
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,881
ADULT ADAM: Yep,
sometimes even the people
you're closest to
504
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,361
can be full of surprises.
505
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,406
Welcome to
The Chadam Cooking Hour!
506
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,060
I'm master chef
Chad Kremp!
507
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,975
And I'm sous-chef Adam!
508
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,979
Before we begin,
it's important to always
stick matzoh to your face!
509
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,503
And make sure to
butter up your face
so you can glue it right on.
510
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,852
Mmm, yes.
511
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:05,160
ADULT ADAM: In the end, my mom kept working on her cookbook,
512
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,163
but she realized
she didn't have to be
Julia Child to be happy
513
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,818
'cause she already had
the recipe for success,
514
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,254
a loving family.
515
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,821
Cooking is fun!
516
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,349
I love matzoh!
I love matzoh!
517
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,612
BOTH:
And I can eat matzoh!
518
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,102
I got a knife.
I got a knife.
519
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,365
Can I do this?
Can I do this?
520
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,324
Can I do this?
Can I do this?
521
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,456
Can I do this?
Can I do this?
522
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,719
Can I do this?
Can I do this?
523
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,721
Can I do this?
Can I do this?
524
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,767
BOTH: Now,
our next ingredient
is Cool Whip.
525
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,159
Make a beard.
Make a beard.
526
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,727
Put it on your glasses.
Put it on your glasses.
527
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,470
Okay, just mailed in my last
recco and application.
528
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,342
Only a few months left,
and I'm outta this dump.
529
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,213
School sucks.
I'll cherish you all.
530
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,434
Our lives
are finally beginning, JTP.
531
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,393
I can't wait to come back
for our 10-year reunion
532
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,526
and show everyone
how awesome we all are.
533
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,310
Oh, we'll show 'em
when I roll up with Erica,
534
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,225
and I'll be like, "'Sup!
This wasn't a fluke."
535
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,619
Well, I'll cruise in
on my rocket boots
536
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,665
and my two wives
named Heather...
Locklear and Thomas.
537
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,973
Oh, yeah?
I'm gonna beam here
from planet Barry,
538
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:22,759
where I ride space elephants
and rule Rap City
with an iron fist.
539
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,587
Wow, I can't wait
for this reunion.
540
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,459
Reunions!
JTP: Reunions!
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