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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, Valentine's Day.
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Back in the '80s, you couldn't just text a heart emoji to show you cared.
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Nope, back then, you had
to make your love known
face-to-face.
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What'd you get me,
Johnny?
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Best gift of all,
5'9" of thunder
wrapped in a Rush T-shirt.
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That is the hottest way
to say you got me nothing.
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I love you, baby.
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Hey, JTP.
ALL: JTP!
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Everywhere I turn, I see
canoodling and smooches.
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Enough already!
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Don't they know
I'll never love again?
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Just forget about Lainey,
all right?
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Let the JTP
be your Valentine.
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It's just not the same.
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Oh, yeah? Check it!
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A stuffed croc
ready to rock.
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Dude, you guys
just get me!
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And that's not all...
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A grappling hook
and Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape?
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Thanks, guys.
I'm feeling better already.
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ADULT ADAM: As for me,
my girlfriend, Jackie,
had the best gift of all.
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There's my Valentine!
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I know we agreed
no gifts, but...
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Teddy Ruxpin!
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Aww, I loved
this little guy!
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Well, now I think you're gonna
love him even more.
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JACKIE'S VOICE:
Happy Valentine's Day, Addy!
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Don't mean to
"em-bear-rass" you,
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but you're my honey!
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It's Jackie, by the way.
Your girlfriend.
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Hope this isn't
confusing.
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Oh, my God, not at all!
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I mean, at first,
I was like wha...
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But now I'm like aww!
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Teddy Ruxpin
makes everything awesome.
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Well, just you wait,
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'cause I planned an even
awesomer Valentine's week.
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It starts off tonight,
when we make
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the most romantic food
of all time.
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Pizza?
Indeed!
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And then Friday
is the big night,
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when we go
to a drive-in movie
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to see the most
romantic film ever.
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Twins!
You know it!
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It's basically our story!
But not at all!
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Obviously!
Hey! Don Juan!
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We're in the middle
of class!
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Cupid-Gram
for Adam Goldberg.
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Jackie,
this is too much.
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Those aren't from me.
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What?
But then who...
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"To my little
schmoopaloo..."
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Oh, balls! Stop!
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"I know you're all grown up,
but you'll never be too old
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"to be mama's number-one
mushy-tushed Valentine baby."
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But the next sentence
says,
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"Just kidding, I'm your mom,
and I have clear boundaries."
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I'm thinking maybe
we make pizza at my house?
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Don't worry.
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This year,
Valentine's is only about us.
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You call that a crust,
Jackie?
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Did you even
work the dough?
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Ugh.
Watch and learn.
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Mom, please!
This is supposed to
be a romantic pizza...
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was February 13th,
1980-something,
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and my sister
was desperately trying
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to put the pieces of her band back together
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after losing Lainey.
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Whoo! So awesome!
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Geoff, please.
We all know there's
no band without Lainey.
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Yeah. She was
the one who taught me
you can read music.
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And I was like,
"No, Lainey, you hear music."
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And she was like,
"No, you can read it, too."
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And I was like, "Whoa."
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Oh, come on. You guys
can't just give up now.
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How about I help you hold
auditions to replace Lainey?
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Hon, i-it's really sweet
how you're always
taking care of me,
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but bringing some random
person into the band
isn't gonna help.
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Let me take care
of everything.
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I promise, I will bring in
the creme de la creme
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of Jenkintown's
rich music scene.
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I'd like to perform
an original composition
I wrote.
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♪ I'm comin'
with fresh beats ♪
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I got one rule,
we only play Rush.
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I'm the lead singer,
and I take 97% of the profits.
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This is a fun, little ditty.
It's 17 minutes long,
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and it tells the story
of a boy who lost his rag.
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♪ Ohh ♪
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All right, so,
how does this work?
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Wait, aren't you the guy
that stands outside the Wawa
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and buys beer
for high school kids?
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Five for you,
one for me.
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No,
I remember the rule.
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I can play lead or rhythm,
as long as there's a couch
for me to crash on.
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No offense,
but you should
probably leave.
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Maybe we should
just settle for the charming,
old banjo man.
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Don't worry.
There's still one person left.
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See, I was putting up a flyer
at the Kremps' flower store,
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and I met this dude
at the register.
He's actually their nephew.
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Pass.
Lame.
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But he's only there helping
for the Valentine's rush.
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See, he's from Boston,
he writes songs,
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and he's actually
upstairs right now.
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Evan, they're ready!
Damn it, Geoff!
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I'm not gonna settle
for someone's random,
lame-ass nephew...
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Oh, my God!
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Hi.
Hey.
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Hi-heh.
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I heard you're looking
for a guitarist.
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Yep.
Flerfem.
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So, here's one
that I wrote.
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Uh, hope you dig it.
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Yi.
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It's, uh...
it's called Mallo Cup.
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Neesh pu mish phee!
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Okay.
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♪ Here I am
Outside your house
at 3:00 a.m.
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♪ Tryin' to think you
out of bed
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♪ I whistle at your sill
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♪ Echoes 'cross the street
instead ♪
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That's the gist.
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So, call the flower shop when
you guys decide or whatever.
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Cool.
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Ugh.
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So, I guess we just
go with your grandpa
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or the Wawa weirdo?
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No!
That dude's amazing!
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W-Wait.
So I did good?
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Good?
You just saved our band!
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And you found me
my new boyfriend!
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I'm so gonna be
his biggest regret!
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ADULT ADAM:
As The Dropouts
got the perfect gift,
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my mom stumbled on her own
Valentine's present.
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Damn it, Murray! I almost
broke my neck on your pants!
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What? Everybody knows
my pants go by the front door.
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What have we here?
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Oh, stop.
Don't look at that.
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It's not even
Valentine's Day yet.
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I bet I know
what it is...
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A fancy assortment
of Jagielky's Candies!
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You loved them
for the last 18 years,
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so I thought
I'd buy 'em again!
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"Dear Bevy,
you're as sweet as candy."
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Murray!
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I wrote it last year,
so I knew you'd love it again!
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See, this is what I love
about Valentine's Day.
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I get candies
and notes and dinner
with my special guy.
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I made us reservations,
pickle.
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Wait, me?
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I can't be your
Valentine pickle
this year.
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But I made us a reservation
at the new Moroccan place.
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It's fun 'cause you get
to eat with your hands.
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But it's also disgusting,
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so I will be sneaking
some silverware in my purse.
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Fun!
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No! I'm taking Jackie
to the drive-in.
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They're playing
the movie Twins.
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You are not
bailing on your mom
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to go see
Arnold Schwarzenegger
in a comedy.
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The Terminator
can't be twins
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with little Louie
from Taxi.
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It makes no sense.
But they did it!
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He's the big,
muscle-y twin,
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and Danny DeVito
is the little, squishy one.
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It's funny, 'cause
that's not how twins work!
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Well, you don't
have to see Twins,
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because we're
gonna be twins.
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I'll go grab
our matching sweaters.
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Balls!
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This is your fault.
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Every Valentine's Day,
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Mom hounds me
because you do nothing.
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Yep. You know,
before you kids were born,
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I used to disappoint
your mother every
Valentine's Day.
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And you know why?
Because you're the worst
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with words, stuff,
and emotions?
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Bingo!
But then you kids came along
and stole all her love.
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Now everybody wins!
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Beep, beep!
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ADULT ADAM: While I kissed
my Valentine's Day with
Jackie goodbye,
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my sister was ready to welcome a new band member.
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Hey, Mr. Kremp.
You got a sec?
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I told your mom,
she can't make
her own coupons.
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We were wondering
if your nephew Evan's around.
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Oh, hey. Sup?
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Just here to say congrats.
Welcome to the band.
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Oh. Sweet.
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Um, question...
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Will your girlfriend
be coming to practice
or anything?
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I don't have
a girlfriend.
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These are for you.
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Sure. Yeah, that's, uh...
That's $6.99.
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I have no money.
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Enjoy your totally normal
welcome-to-the-band bouquet.
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See you at practice.
Sweet. All right.
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ADULT ADAM: And,
thanks to our neighbor's
nephew Evan,
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The Dropouts started making
beautiful music together.
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BOTH:
♪ I never can forget ♪
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ADULT ADAM: Who knew
all it took was adding
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a handsome, budding
rock star to the band
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to go from off-key
to perfect harmony?
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Dude, the new
insanely handsome dude
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really clicks
with Erica, right?
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Man, I did so good.
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Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
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Why are you full-Nelsoning
me upstairs?
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'Cause Evan's
moving in on your lady,
and what are you doing?
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Cheering him on, like
a cheering person who cheers.
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A cheerleader?
No!
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Wait. Yes!
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Come on, man.
Erica doesn't like
guys like Evan.
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She's more into
the supportive fella
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who claps
from the sidelines.
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They're sharing a single
microphone, dude!
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So?
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Sharing a mic
is the musical equivalent
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of Frenching
under a waterfall.
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Oh, God!
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W-W-What is this heat I feel
rising in my throat?
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That's called jealousy,
my friend. Embrace it.
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M-My chest hurts,
and so do my eyes.
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Then it's time
you learn.
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There's only one way
to keep Erica...
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Harness the thing
women crave most.
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Irrational behavior.
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Dude,
I-I'm spinning out,
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even though this all
sounds so wrong!
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Is it? How do you think I got
a smoke-show like Lainey?
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No one knows.
It's 'cause I was loud,
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passionate, crazy possessive,
and easily threatened.
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But you're not
with Lainey anymore.
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'Cause the one time
I was a supportive
nice guy, like you,
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she ditched me for L.A.
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Dude, I never
thought of it like that.
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You got to help me
not wind up like you
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by acting
exactly like you.
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00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,974
Let's go warm up by screaming
at clouds that look like Evan.
242
00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,236
Yeah! Ooh!
243
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,630
ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was joining forces with Barry,
244
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:06,371
I had no choice
but to break up
with my mom.
245
00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,896
There's
my little love bug!
246
00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,506
Who's ready for our adventure
down the street
247
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,508
to faraway,
ancient Morocco?
248
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,555
About that.
We need to talk.
249
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,688
Oh, no.
That doesn't sound good.
250
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,082
Listen, we've had
a lot of good times together.
251
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,562
Oh, my God,
it's getting worse.
252
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,215
Have I done
something wrong?
253
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,261
It's not you.
It's me.
254
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,393
About our whole
dinner thing...
255
00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:31,135
Maybe it's time
we go our separate ways.
256
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,660
Seriously?
You're gonna do this
to me on Valentine's Day?
257
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,966
There's never
a right time.
258
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,447
I just think it'd be healthy
for us to see other people.
259
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,797
Like, specifically,
my girlfriend
and your husband.
260
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,017
Wow.
261
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,062
I just thought
this would last
forever, you know?
262
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,803
I know it's hard
for you to see right now,
263
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,152
but this is the best
for both of us.
264
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:50,938
Well, I guess
it's time to move on.
265
00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,769
Murray!
It's you and me Friday night!
266
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:56,900
We're getting Moroccan!
267
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,249
What?
268
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,904
What have you done?
269
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,645
Have fun. You're gonna love
sitting on the floor.
270
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,994
For the whole meal?
271
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,301
I can't even prop myself
up against the wall?
272
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,956
Just you on the floor,
sitting on a colorful,
scratchy pillow.
273
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,479
I-I can't do this!
My body will give out!
274
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,959
Hey,
it's outta my hands.
275
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,830
But it's Valentine's Day!
276
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,441
She's gonna want to talk
about love and feelings.
277
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,008
That's not my thing!
278
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,706
Bring me back a handful
of that wet potato stuff,
big guy.
279
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,055
Beep, beep!
280
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,013
ADULT ADAM:
Yep, that weekend,
my Valentine's Day
281
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,146
was finally gonna be mom-free.
282
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,364
Or so I thought.
283
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,062
There's my little
love monkey.
284
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,498
Mom,
we've discussed this.
285
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,674
I'm insanely too old
for tuckies.
286
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,154
Oh, I'm not here
for tuckies.
287
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,286
I'm here to see the man
who felt so bad
288
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,332
about bailing
on our Moroccan feast
289
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,161
that he poured his heart out
into a Valentine poem.
290
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,292
Valen-what-now?
291
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,339
The boy felt so guilty,
he wrote you a poem?
292
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,601
This, I got to hear.
293
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,734
Uh, hear what?
294
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,695
"Her heart, more precious
than all of Earth's jewels.
295
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:58,527
"Her love, deeper than
the ocean's darkest canyons.
296
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:03,184
"Her embrace,
a home I will live in forever.
297
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,708
"And I call
this safe place...
298
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,101
"Mama."
299
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,668
Whoa.
300
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,061
Wow.
301
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:14,195
I have to take you
to a Valentine's dinner now,
302
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,587
if it's okay
with your father.
303
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,415
Oh-ho-ho,
this is the kind of love
304
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,808
I don't want
to get in the way of.
305
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,418
I love my Murray.
306
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,030
Gnah!
307
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:26,511
Damn you
and your shockingly
beautiful prose!
308
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,601
When I get cornered,
I come out fighting.
309
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,255
Well,
this isn't over, sir!
310
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,866
Not by a long shot!
311
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,911
And with that,
it was father versus son
312
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:38,306
in the battle
to ditch Beverly Goldberg.
313
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,003
ADULT ADAM: Geoff was ready
to harness jealousy,
314
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,962
and Barry was his teacher.
315
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,138
JTP, I've gathered
you all here today
316
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,314
to ensure young Geoffrey
doesn't get ditched
317
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,489
for a super-hot
guitarist.
318
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,664
They shared
a microphone!
319
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,579
Oh, that's bad.
So intimate!
320
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,015
It's like Frenching
under a waterfall!
321
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,322
Luckily, I'm here
to shepherd Geoff
322
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,412
into the world of anger
and unreasonable passion.
323
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,935
First, we role-play.
324
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,981
Andy, you'll be Erica.
Okay.
325
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,766
Um, actually,
I'd like to play Erica.
326
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,463
I'm more than just a guy
who likes to be naked.
327
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,813
I have range, you know?
328
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,816
I'd like to also
throw my hat in the ring
for the role of Erica.
329
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,209
I mean, feel how soft
my hands are.
330
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,907
Fine!
You can all be Erica.
331
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,125
Boom!
Finally!
332
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:18,346
Let's do this!
And I'm cool guitar guy
Evan Dando.
333
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,782
Hey.
334
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,480
Check out my cool hair
and... Butt.
335
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,395
How 'bout I serenade you
336
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:28,617
while your pushover boyfriend
just watches?
337
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,706
Geoff who?
Aah!
338
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,013
You, sir, you go now!
Begone with you!
339
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,928
The intensity is right.
The words are weird.
340
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,843
I want you to leave
at your earliest convenience,
341
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,801
and I'm not joshing around,
buckaroo!
342
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,543
More rage! Less like
you traveled here
from the past.
343
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,197
Quick!
Throw something!
344
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,981
Aah! Aah... Aah...
345
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,809
Aah! Aah!
346
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,638
Dude! Not cool!
That's my mom's lamp!
347
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,639
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry!
348
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,641
Never apologize.
I'm not sorry!
349
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,729
But you broke her lamp.
350
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,513
I feel terrible!
Am I in trouble?
351
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,645
Yes!
352
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,690
But you love trouble!
I regret nothing!
353
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,997
Now go down there
and win back my sister
354
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,172
by acting
like her brother!
355
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,870
Aah!
356
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,523
We've done good work here,
gentlemen.
357
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,135
ADULT ADAM: Barry's
jealous lesson was complete.
358
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,920
But my Valentine war
with my dad
was just beginning.
359
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,314
Murray, you keep on
surprising me.
360
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,883
You got matchbooks from
all our favorite restaurants
361
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,233
and framed them
in a piece of loving art?
362
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,364
Framed what now?
363
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,975
Wow, Dad!
364
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,672
I never knew
you were capable
365
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,805
of such an ambitious
romantic gesture.
366
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,894
In fact,
it'd be wrong for me
367
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,417
to steal
your special dinner.
368
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,290
He's right, Mur.
We're back on!
369
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,901
ADULT ADAM: After that
Valentine's ambush,
370
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,641
it was my dad's
turn to strike.
371
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,731
Schmoopie, mother-son
dance lessons?
372
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,777
Wait, what?
373
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,735
Oh, wow.
374
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,216
Little Fred Astaire
even rented a tuxedo
for the occasion.
375
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,437
Moonlight trail rides?
376
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,655
Murray, you didn't.
377
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,832
Seems like I did.
378
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,183
Got your cowboy boots
from that trip to the dude
ranch that you hated.
379
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,577
This is the best day
of my life!
380
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,232
You think this is over?
381
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,974
I got two words for you,
whale watching.
382
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:08,151
I see your whale watching
and raise you
a hot-air balloon ride.
383
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,327
Tandem bike ride
in Martha's Vineyard.
384
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,634
Apple picking
and making a pie.
385
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,462
Antiquing in New England.
386
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,724
Couples massage!
387
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,031
Shakespeare in the park!
Swimming with dolphins!
388
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,468
Rowboating at dusk!
Pasta-making class!
389
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,252
Italian opera!
390
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,516
Y'know,
you two fighting over me
has been so much fun,
391
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,041
I've lost track
of who I'm going
to dinner with.
392
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:28,955
Still deciding.
We'll letcha know.
393
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,088
Ohh...
394
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,049
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was raking in the love,
395
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,964
Geoff was
about to unleash fury.
396
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,835
Yo, Dando.
Oh, what's up, Geoff?
397
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,532
Oh, I'll tell you
what's up.
398
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,144
It just so happens
that I don't like your
stupid, handsome face
399
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,972
or your super-talented
guitar playing
400
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,843
or your amazingly
luscious hair!
401
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,192
What the hell
is happening right now?
402
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,019
Geoff, a word.
403
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,239
Love the energy,
404
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,849
but your insults
are coming off
as compliments.
405
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,372
Good note.
Here I go again.
406
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,331
I'm a pretty intuitive
person.
407
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,115
I'm getting a vibe
you got a problem with me.
408
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,335
Oh-ho-ho!
Nothing gets past you
409
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,424
and your super chill way
about you!
410
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,165
And you're so nice!
I hate you!
411
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,819
Okay,
this got weird fast.
412
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,560
Maybe I'm just not
the right fit here.
413
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,084
No, it's fine.
Couple of buddies
414
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,128
from high school
are starting a band,
415
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,956
so I'm just gonna
give that a shot.
416
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,002
Good! Take your
optimistic attitude
417
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,742
and your dumb-ass
box of Lemonheads
418
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:18,918
and get the hell
out of here!
419
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:20,963
Hey. Thanks, bro.
420
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,923
What the hell
has gotten into you?
421
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,446
I don't know,
but do you like it?
422
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,577
Not even a little bit.
423
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,449
Good.
I hate it, too!
424
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,146
Barry got me all riled up
and convinced me
425
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,061
you were gonna
leave me for Evan
'cause I'm nice.
426
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,891
I'm a college dropout
with a band that rehearses
in her parents' basement.
427
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,198
The only consistently
good thing
in my life is you.
428
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,677
Oh, thank God.
429
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,028
And you! Stop messing
with Geoff's head.
430
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,246
You know it's all
oatmeal up there.
431
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,335
Huh?
I was just trying to help.
432
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,208
By convincing Geoff
that I'm gonna leave him?
How is that helpful?
433
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,384
'Cause it happened to me!
434
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,038
Lainey broke my heart,
435
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:55,693
and there was no one there
to help or stop it or warn me.
436
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,087
And the last thing I want
is for my best friend
437
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,393
to end up lonely
and miserable like me.
438
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,919
Don't just stand there!
Go after him
before he leaves forever!
439
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,616
He's my brother.
He lives upstairs.
440
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,488
No, I mean Evan!
441
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,099
I love him!
442
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:13,233
ADULT ADAM: With that,
Erica realized how hard
things had been for Barry.
443
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,975
As for my mom, everything
was coming up roses.
444
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,933
Well, hello,
Virginia Kremp.
445
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,587
How's V-Day
treating ya?
446
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,460
Well, as we say
in the flower game,
business is blooming.
447
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,114
Shh. I'm in mid-brag.
448
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,247
As you know,
my guys have showered me
449
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,727
with expensive gifts
and ticket experiences.
450
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,468
She's here, Charles!
451
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,470
Bring in
the Valentine Explosion.
452
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:37,605
It's so big and deserved!
453
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:42,349
"Your devoted husband
and keeper of your heart,
Murray."
454
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,481
Hmm, Murray. No, no,
I think that's a mistake.
455
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,875
Um, Adam actually came in
and ordered that for you.
456
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,746
Um, you're very wrong.
457
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,618
Clearly,
it's from my husband.
458
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,142
No, I took the order.
It was your son,
459
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,101
the one who forces Chad
to act in his weird videos.
460
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,539
Then why does it say it's from
my "devoted husband," Charles?
461
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,846
Why does it say "Murray"
if Adam bought the flowers,
Charles?
462
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,022
Why, Charles?
463
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,851
One theory
is that they are
464
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,203
trying to dish you off
on each other.
465
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,206
The other theory is I should
keep my big, fat mouth closed.
466
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,294
Okay.
I'm gonna go now. Bye.
467
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,167
Murray! Adam!
We need to talk!
468
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,647
Damn right we do.
469
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,692
Look at what Dad gotcha!
470
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,348
It's a bear,
and his shirt says,
"I love you Bevy much!"
471
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,915
That's nothin'!
472
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:30,136
Adam wants to take you
on a wine-tasting trip
to Martha's Vineyard!
473
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,789
Okay, cut the poop!
474
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,835
I know neither of you
want to go to dinner with me.
475
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,489
Oh, boy.
I'm sorry!
476
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,360
I just wanted
to be with Jackie.
477
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,667
Don't be mad at me.
Well, I am mad.
478
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,539
But I'm more mad
at your father,
so I'll yell at him first.
479
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,280
I'll give you two
the privacy you deserve.
480
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,327
Bevy, don't be angry.
481
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,720
You... You know I'm not good
at feelings and stuff.
482
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,374
Oh, I get it.
483
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:54,464
I used to think
you just weren't
good at Valentine's Day.
484
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,206
But turns out,
you're amazing...
485
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,426
If it's to get out
of spending time with me.
486
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,557
Just let me explain...
487
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,950
Save it.
488
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,821
You got what you wanted.
489
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,475
Valentine's Day
without me.
490
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,699
ADULT ADAM: My mom's
Valentine's Day was a bust.
491
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,701
It was gonna take more than
chocolates to make it right.
492
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,312
Hey.
Don't.
493
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,966
Look, I know
a few stupid chocolates
494
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,708
won't make up
for what I did,
but maybe this will.
495
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,318
I borrowed
Adam's dumb camera,
496
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,538
and I made you
a real Valentine's Day gift.
497
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,496
And I helped!
498
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:30,500
I was the cameraman,
and a pretty darn good one,
if I do say so myself.
499
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,547
I don't know
if this is a good idea,
500
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,765
just sitting here
and saying how I feel.
501
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,550
POPS: Bev's not here.
502
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,335
Just look in the lens
and speak from the heart.
503
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,381
MURRAY: All right.
Let's do this.
504
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,773
POPS: Now, where's
that damn button?
505
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,994
That was
absolutely beautiful! Yeah?
506
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,952
Yeah. I-I don't know. I think I could do it better.
507
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,825
POPS: Three, two, one...
508
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,653
Sweet Lord, Murray.
509
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,612
I've never seen you cry like that.
510
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,310
MURRAY: I'm just getting in the groove.
511
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,398
I think I got another one.
Let's do it.
512
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,616
POPS: Okay. Go!
513
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,662
I don't know. That one kind of got away from me.
514
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,185
POPS: I don't know.
I kinda liked it.
515
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,535
Damn it, Al!
You filmed it backwards!
516
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,668
I pushed the button
like Adam does.
517
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,757
It was off when it was
supposed to be on!
518
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,672
Why would a red light
mean "On"?
519
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,805
Red is the international
signal for "Stop"!
520
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,025
That's with cars,
not with cameras!
521
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,766
Oh, now you're
a camera expert!
522
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,029
You don't need a tape.
523
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,683
Just tell me
everything now.
524
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,337
Right now?
525
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,990
T-To your face?
526
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,601
I-I can't do that!
527
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,950
Please?
528
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,604
Just tell her, Murray.
529
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,822
Fine!
530
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,868
I love you!
531
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:37,393
A-And I hate that I live
in a constant panic,
afraid to tell you that.
532
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,917
And I... I hate
that I can't express
533
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,745
h-how much
you mean to me!
534
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,445
You just did, Mur.
535
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,838
I-I just said
that I love you.
536
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,322
I know.
537
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,671
ADULT ADAM:
My dad was the kind of guy
538
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,761
who had a hard time saying
"I love you" out loud.
539
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:01,330
But when he finally did,
it was all my mom
needed to hear.
540
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,724
What do ya know.
The Terminator's funny.
541
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,205
They don't look the same,
but it's clear they're family.
542
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:12,167
♪ Walked along and on
until they couldn't
543
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,388
ADULT ADAM:
And, as for Barry,
his Valentine's Day
544
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,520
would end up being a bit sweeter than he thought.
545
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,957
What's going on?
What does it look like?
546
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,916
You've got a date
for Valentine's Day.
547
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,484
I appreciate it,
but I just want
to be alone.
548
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,268
But you're not.
549
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,617
You've got us.
It's true.
550
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:28,357
We're here for you, man.
551
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,360
Listen, we actually know
a cool, new band
552
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,622
we thought
you might want to see.
553
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,103
♪ Stole a voice
to tell her that he wouldn't
554
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,713
♪ He kinda, shoulda ♪
555
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,149
ADULT ADAM:
Life is a funny thing.
556
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,673
My best friend's cousin,
557
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,327
who had the same
rock dreams as my sister,
558
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,589
really ended up making it
559
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,982
in a band
called The Lemonheads.
560
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,594
And even though The Dropouts
didn't get quite as big,
561
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:50,684
it didn't matter, 'cause when you're surrounded by the people you love,
562
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,425
life is full of sweet music.
563
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,004
Aww, Jackie, thanks again
for this awesome V-Day gift.
564
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,137
Anytime you miss me,
all you gotta do is hit
"Play."
565
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,748
COACH NICK'S VOICE:
Hey, Goldfarb!
566
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,533
Since you don't listen to me
in gym class,
567
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,317
maybe you'll listen
to your furry friend.
568
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,712
Balls! Giant Coach Mellor
must've grabbed Teddy
when I wasn't looking.
569
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,018
This isn't the school
fromFame,
570
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,890
so put down your lightsaber
and focus on
571
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,544
what's real important,
sports!
572
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,546
Good form.
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