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ADULT ADAM: Ah,
the Halloween
couple's costume!
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From Alien vs. Predator
to Little Shop of Horrors,
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back in the day, dressing up
was always better in pairs...
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Well,
for everyone except Erica.
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Boom! This year,
you and me are going
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as the white-hot
hit-making duo,
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Daryl Hall
and John Oates!
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No and no.
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I don't get it either.
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In my day, there were
only two costumes,
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a ghost and a witch.
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Please, Erica!
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You know it's always
been my dream to go to
the Halloween dance
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in a bad-ass
couple's costume
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based on
clever wordplay!
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Geoff, I love you.
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But your dream
is beyond embarrassing.
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I knew you'd be resistant
and nasty,
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which is why I came up
with some backups so good
you can't possibly say no!
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Terrific!
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I always enjoy
a good presentation!
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Look, we can be
Tim Burton's best movie!
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Beetlejuice!
I'm the beetle.
You're the juice.
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Falcon Crest.
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Doctor. J.
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John. Candy.
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LEGO my EGGO.
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Corn. Dog.
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Or we circle back to
Daryl Hall and John Oates!
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Comments?
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What's happening
right now?
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Good question, Pops.
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Trust me, this will
make sense if you just
wear the cough drops.
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Geoff, listen to me.
I am not going to some corny
high-school Halloween dance.
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Fine!
But just so you know,
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I find it very hurtful
that you insist
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that my innovative ideas
are always embarrassing!
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Aah!
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was October 23rd,
1980-something,
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and I was ready for
a Halloween horror marathon
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with my girlfriend,
Jackie.
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Okay, so,
I narrowed it down
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to these
29 horror movies.
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I think all we need
is one.
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Nightmare on Elm Street.
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Yeah, I'm not so sure.
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Something about Freddy Krueger
really freaks me out.
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It could be the face
or the claws
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or the whole fall-asleep-
and-you-die concept.
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Oh, don't worry.
I'll protect you.
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No. That's my job.
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And you know
my number-one rule...
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No scary movies.
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That's the thing,
it's not scary.
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Elm Street is actually
a very charming rom-com.
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"High school friends
are slaughtered in their sleep
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"by the predatory monster
of their shared nightmares"?
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Gah!
What's the worst
that can happen?
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I don't know.
Why don't you ask
Joyce Dimarco's son Anthony?
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He didn't sleep
for three years
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after watching
The Exorcist,
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so his body never grew.
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Well, now he's
a 4'7" adult man
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who needs a special stool
to use a sink!
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Mom, I've slept enough
to reach every sink!
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I'm old enough
to see this movie!
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Okay, fine.
You wanna rent a scary movie?
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Here.
An American Tail?
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It's bone chilling.
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It's about
a Russian-Semitic mouse
named Fievel Mousekewitz
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who emigrates to America.
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How is that scary?
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Well, he gets separated
from his mama.
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But don't worry.
He finds her again.
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Ohh!
I just ruined the whole thing!
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Well, it doesn't matter,
'cause you're gonna love it!
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I'm gonna get us
some cheesy snacks
for my little mouse man.
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Don't worry. We'll still get
to watch us some Freddy.
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Really
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I had a feeling your mom
would make us go PG,
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so I had my parents
rent it for us.
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Unless you're
too scared?
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Are you kidding?
It's cool.
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I mean, how scary can
a little claw glove be?
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ADAM: Oh, God!
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That claw is really
freaking me out, man!
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Tell me when the claw's
off the screen!
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Hey, pumpkins!
Having fun?
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Mmm...
Yeah, fun stuff.
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Dad, you've gotta see
this movie.
It's totally terrifying.
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That's 'cause it's
based on a true story.
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Wait, what?
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Freddy's coming for you!
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You can sleep
when you're dead!
What?
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I'm just messing with you.
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But the movie
is terrifying.
Have fun!
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ADULT ADAM: It's true.
Freddy scared me to my core.
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Meanwhile,
Geoff was still afraid
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he'd never get
his couple's costume.
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Please, all I'm asking for
is five measly minutes
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as Daryl Hall
and John Oates!
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For the millionth time,
I'm not going to some lame
high-school dance.
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But it won't be lame
because you make
everything cooler.
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That's why you're Halls!
It's known for its icy-cold
penetrating vapor action!
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I made a promise
the day I graduated
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to never return
to this hellhole again.
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Which reminds me...
Get out.
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Here? But this is
the auxiliary parking lot.
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If you wanna
bum rides off me,
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this is the best
you're gonna get.
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'Cause the last thing I need
is for someone to spot me...
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Well, well!
If it isn't one of
our illustrious alumni,
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Erica Goldberg!
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Hey, Mr. Glascott.
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Um, don't you have
your own, like,
teacher's spot or something?
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I do, but there's always
a student parked in it,
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so I park here
and then wear a pair of
comfortable walking shoes.
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Cool stuff, very sad,
gotta go!
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Oh, wait,
before you run off,
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do you mind coming in
and talking to the kids?
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It's very inspiring for them
to hear a success story
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from one of
our former students.
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I would,
but being back here
is depressing,
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so no way never?
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That's the sassafras
I remember!
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Come on,
we can walk together!
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Young minds,
look who it is!
Erica Goldberg!
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She's here
to tell you all about
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the magical
and exciting chapter
after high school!
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Well,
I went to college in DC...
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Ooh! Where the
president lives.
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And then I dropped out
to follow my real dream,
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which is being
a rock star.
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Intriguing. Could you expound
on the risks and rewards
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of leaving academia
behind?
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Good Lord, no!
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So in your experience,
would you say college
was a waste of time?
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I would say high school
was a waste of time.
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No, no, no, no, no!
I knew it!
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The whole American
educational system is bogus!
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Man, this really
turned on me!
Please just leave!
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You were right, Schwartz.
Coming back to school
wasn't so bad after all.
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Later, turds!
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She just ate
my new apple.
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ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
going back to the place
Erica used to rule
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was just the ego boost
she needed.
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Some days I just wake up
and I go, "You know what?
I'm gonna do nothing today,"
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and I go
right back to sleep.
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You're my hero.
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Yep, that fateful day,
she was back to being
the Queen of Cool.
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This bad boy
stuck again?
Mmm-hmm.
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Some things
never change.
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Wow! You're like
the Fonz but hot!
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Aay!
'Cause Fonzie.
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ADULT ADAM: That is,
until the Queen of Cool
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became the Master of
Just Not Leaving.
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'Sup!
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My dude!
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Hey, hang in there, bro!
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Like the bangs,
random girl!
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Ruben Jr.,
doin' what you do!
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Wait, I thought that girl
graduated?
That's 'cause she did.
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ADULT ADAM: While Erica was
overstaying her welcome,
I was over-caffeinating.
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Who's up
for Pancake Dippers?
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Whoa-whoa!
Take off that striped
Freddy sweater right now!
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Oh, dammit.
Are you strung out
on Jolt Cola again?
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Gimme the can.
No, no, no, no!
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I need my wakey juice!
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My God,
you look schluffy.
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A Mama
can always tell.
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What's going on
with you?
Okay, fine!
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I'm too exhausted
to mount a defense!
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I watched
Nightmare on Elm Street
at Jackie's house.
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What?
Where were Vinny and Lynn?
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They rented it for us.
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Knowing full well
that it's a terrifying movie
about Fredward Kroeger?
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Yes!
'Cause they trust Jackie
and respect her opinion
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'cause she's an adult
who can make
her own decisions.
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Sweet God!
What else happens
in this lawless house
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built on
the trust of children?
Nothing!
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Vin and Lynn
are cool and thoughtful
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and political
and go to protests...
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Whoa, whoa, wait,
they're hippies?
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Oh, no!
Don't mix in, too!
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Just go back
to napping!
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You never told me
that your girlfriend
comes from hippie stock!
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Oh, no!
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Great, now you got
your father all riled up.
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My God!
Why do you hate
hippies so much?
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Because back in college,
they were all off
making free love,
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while I was making
$2 an hour
slicing rye bread in a deli!
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Enough with the rye bread,
Murray. Take a walk.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, there go
my big plans for the day,
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haranguing Erica
and then Barry
if there was time.
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Hmm, it's all hands on deck
to get you sleeping
like a snuggle bug again.
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It's just a few nightmares.
I don't need your help.
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Tonight we're gonna start
with a relaxing bubble bath.
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No baths.
I'm a shower man now.
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After that, I'm gonna toast up
your jammies real nice
in the dryer,
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and then
I'll tuck you in real tight
to seal in the safeness.
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You do know that none of this
will actually help me.
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For your information,
science has proven
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that mamas
can love away the fear.
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What science
proves that?
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At Yale,
they scared a thousand kids.
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Half were given
mama love.
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Half were given
a placebo.
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Guess which kids stopped
having nightmares?
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None,
'cause it never happened!
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I could've been
a scientist.
I rest my case.
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'Cause I could've been
a lawyer as well.
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I don't care what fancy career
you gave up to raise me.
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I'll get over my nightmares
by myself
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and without a bath.
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Stupid loving mother
and her soothing science.
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Aah! Gah!
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Aah! No more sleep!
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Never ever again
will there be sleep!
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C'mon, losers!
Let's see some Quaker spirit
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and support
your girls' volleyball team!
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
she's back here again!
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Dang. Dude, I never
thought I'd see the day
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where you would be
embarrassed by her.
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Embarrassed?
No. What? C'mon.
Erica's my dream girl.
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And now the dream
is over
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and you're left
with a sad sack girlfriend
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stuck in
thirteenth grade.
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That's a thing?
Oh, yeah.
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See, Erica's become
one of those losers
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who still hangs around
after she's graduated.
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Get your cookies!
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Matt, tell me
it's gonna be okay!
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I usually try and find
a positive spin on things,
239
00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,405
but, um,
this one's hard.
240
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:28,676
Oh, no, even eternal optimist
Matt Bradley lost hope?
What do I do?
241
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:29,943
Hey, JTP!
Over here!
242
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,511
ANDY: Oh, she sees us!
ROB: Good luck, man!
243
00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,813
ANDY: Flee!
244
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,414
Brownie on the house
for my number-one customer.
245
00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,616
And as your number one,
246
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,917
I feel like
it's my job to tell you
247
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,251
that people
are calling you
248
00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,920
a lame-ass sad sack
stuck in thirteenth grade.
249
00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,555
Not me! People.
250
00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,790
What people?
251
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,058
Wait, is it Dan?
Honestly, it's not.
252
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,426
Oh, I am gonna make
this school year
253
00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,161
a living hell
for that goofus!
254
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,731
No! You can't
go around school
terrorizing goofuses!
255
00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,165
You're an adult now!
It's a crime!
256
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,333
Dan brought this on
himself!
257
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,868
If he wants to dance,
then we'll dance!
258
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,236
Don't dance with Dan!
259
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,271
It's me! I'm the people
who think it!
260
00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,108
Stop covering for Dan!
I'm not!
261
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,542
I didn't know how to tell you,
262
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,112
but graduation usually
marks the end
of a high-school career,
263
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,580
which seems kinda
lost on you.
264
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,016
The only thing that's lost
is your grip on reality!
265
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,918
I am worshipped here!
266
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,185
Watch!
267
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,954
Attention, adoring fans!
268
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,990
I'm gonna be throwing
a kick-ass pre-party
for the dance!
269
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,158
Keg's on me!
270
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,927
Hear that?
271
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,328
Who's in
thirteenth grade now?
272
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,864
Thirteenth grade?
273
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,500
Dammit, I was assured
high school stopped
at twelfth!
274
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,436
ADULT ADAM:
Desperate to escape
my Freddy nightmares,
275
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:33,306
I visited the girl of
my dreams after chugging
a case of Jolt Cola.
276
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,442
Hey, Lynnie. Hey, Vinny.
Jackie home?
277
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,511
Uh. She's upstairs watching
Elm Streets two through five.
Have at it.
278
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,048
Um, I-I'm kind
of Freddy'd out.
279
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:44,284
Maybe I can wait
for her in one of your
many well-lit rooms.
280
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,986
Just gonna grab this.
You okay, big guy?
281
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,788
Jackie said you haven't been
sleeping much lately.
282
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:52,125
No, I've been getting about
seven, eight m-minutes
a night.
283
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,127
Look, I teach kids.
It's what I do.
284
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,764
Do you know the best way
to conquer your deepest fears?
285
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,498
Facing your fear
head on.
286
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:01,101
Here.
Fangoria magazine?
287
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,870
They go behind-the-scenes
on all the horror movies
288
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,537
and show you
the special effects
and the makeup,
289
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,039
and they show you
how they make it.
290
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,208
Not so scary
now, huh?
That's Freddy Krueger?
291
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,144
He's just
a classically trained
actor named Robert.
292
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,246
This is awesome!
293
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,683
ADULT ADAM: It really was.
Thanks to Jackie's dad,
my nightmares were over...
294
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,784
Or so I thought.
295
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,351
Aah!
296
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,320
Looks like my little fun-size
Snickers is awake!
297
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,389
Mom! You know
it's not okay
298
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,124
to stare at me
for hours as I sleep!
299
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,026
It's hard not to admire
my handiwork.
300
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,127
What are you
talking about?
301
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,996
I got you
sleeping again!
302
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,398
You know, a mother's love
really is the best medicine!
303
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,601
To be clear, Vin and
Lynn Geary helped me,
not your creep-o stuff.
304
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,836
I'm sorry...
Vin and Lynn what, now?
305
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,404
You heard me.
They used Fangoria
306
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,139
to help me face
my fears head on.
307
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,440
Ho-no!
308
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,609
How dare they successfully
parent my child?
309
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,345
Murray, get in here!
Which moron did what?
310
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:48,048
Just yell it to me!
It's those damn Gearys again!
311
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,582
They mixed in
with our baby!
312
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,885
The chutzpah!
Those stinkin' hippies!
313
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,821
They don't follow
the rules of society!
314
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,756
Really? You guys are
that threatened by them
315
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,858
just 'cause they're better
parents than you in every way?
316
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:01,094
Wha-a-a-a-at
did you just say?
317
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,362
N-Not in every way!
318
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,998
I meant most ways,
some ways! One way?
319
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,834
Those Gearys are gonna
get a crash course
320
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,369
in real parenting
from the Goldbergs.
321
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,304
Oh, please stay away from
those nice, better people!
322
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,073
Please, no. Please, no.
Please, no. Please, no.
323
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,942
Please, no.
Gearys, we need to talk.
324
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,610
Hey, Goldbergs!
Just bobbing for some apples.
You want a turn, Mur?
325
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,481
Do I want communal fruit
from a hippie tub?
I'm good.
326
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,216
Play time's over,
Gearys.
327
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785
Oh, you have
got some nerve.
328
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,120
I'm sorry, what exactly
are you worked up about?
329
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,521
We have
to do something fast.
330
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,959
Because of you people,
my son stopped
having night terrors.
331
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,894
You're welcome?
MURRAY: How shocking,
332
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,062
the hippie
doesn't get it!
333
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,396
Why does he keep
calling us hippies?
334
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,031
Because of your
head-in-the-sand
335
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,499
loosey-goosey
parenting style!
336
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,434
Which is the reason
my little angel
337
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,136
started having nightmares
to begin with!
338
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,772
Well, maybe if he wasn't
an over-mothered
339
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,439
bubble-wrapped
veal child,
340
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,441
he wouldn't be
having nightmares
in the first place!
341
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,810
Our parents are fighting!
342
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,411
Do something!
Look!
343
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,781
They have hay rides!
Hay makes everything better!
344
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:57,584
Tell that to
Rachel Hublitz's nephew
who went on a hay ride
345
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,820
and the open-air wagon
turned over.
346
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,521
They had to saw him
out of the wreckage,
347
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,824
and they accidentally
cut the poor boy in half.
348
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,427
Now he's just a torso
and has to ride a special
medical skateboard
349
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,297
to his job at the DMV.
No, thanks.
350
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,166
Look, it's a corn maze!
Let's split up by family!
351
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,902
Are you sure it's safe?
I bet your mom knows someone
352
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,703
who was impaled
by a pointy cob.
353
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,038
Move, move, move.
354
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,340
I was not done
speaking to you people.
Come on, Murray.
355
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,810
ADULT ADAM: While my parents
were on a mission
to school the Gearys,
356
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,814
Erica's only goal
was to prove she wasn't
a lame thirteenth grader.
357
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,149
Hello, fine purveyor
of spirits.
358
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,852
I would like nine kegs
of your cheapest and
frothiest beer, please.
359
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,421
Gonna need
to see some ID.
I was prepared for that.
360
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,823
Pla-dow!
361
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,457
This is
a freshman college ID.
362
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,193
Which proves I'm not
some high-school bozo
off the street.
363
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,095
It also proves
that you're not 21.
364
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,331
Would it help if I told you
that I really need a keg
to look cool?
365
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,299
It would not.
Would it matter if
I cried and/or begged?
366
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,436
Still a no.
Please! I am in
a really bad place, man!
367
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,872
The validation that
I'll get from some
random high-school kids
368
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,340
is all that's getting me by
right now!
369
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,308
So, please,
I gotta get a keg!
370
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,710
I could just fill one up
with some crappy
non-alcoholic beer.
371
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,746
Seriously, dude?
No one would stoop that low.
372
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,114
What up, party people?
373
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,582
Guess who got
a real keg
374
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,885
of genuine
alcoholic beer?
375
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,121
Look, the girl that
was getting on our nerves
finally did something cool!
376
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,890
Okay, you have
seriously lost it!
377
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,592
You can't bring a keg-wagon to
school just to prove me wrong!
378
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,494
All I'm proving is
these people love me
379
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,463
and I'm not in
the thirteenth grade.
380
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,532
Hey, pre-party
before the dance
is at the water tower!
381
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,600
Now cheer for me!
382
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,038
Nothing can
touch you, Erica!
You're untouchable!
383
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,607
Miss Goldberg,
you are in serious trouble!
384
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,176
My office right now!
385
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,543
STUDENTS: Ooh.
386
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,213
Well, I no longer go here so
you can't tell me what to do.
387
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,614
STUDENTS: Ooh!
388
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,783
Well, I'll just
have you arrested
for criminal trespassing
389
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,319
and providing alcohol
to minors!
390
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,488
STUDENTS: Ooh.
391
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,956
Please stop.
392
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,791
VINNY: Ohh. I think
we've been here already.
393
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,260
Well, clueless people,
clueless parents.
394
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,329
Okay!
That's it, Beverly!
395
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,498
You have seriously
crossed the line!
396
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,966
Please, all I did
was question
397
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,368
whether you should bring
another child into this world.
398
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,971
And a hippie child no less.
Ugh, we get it!
399
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,373
You hate hippies 'cause
you were lame in college!
400
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,110
I worked two jobs
to get through Penn State.
401
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,246
You don't think I wanted
to dance and wear beads?
402
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,415
No. Can't imagine
you wanting any of that.
403
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,750
You have no idea what
this complicated man wants!
404
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,585
What do we do?
We gotta split 'em up!
405
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,721
Hurry!
Goldbergs, this way!
406
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,389
BEVERLY: And I'm sorry
if this sounds harsh,
407
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,758
but I don't trust you people,
and frankly...
408
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,293
I'm not comfortable
with Adam spending
409
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,462
any more unsupervised time
at your madhouse!
410
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,064
Tell ya what,
maybe our kids
411
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,532
shouldn't see
each other at all!
412
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,434
What?
Jackie Renee Geary,
get to the car!
413
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,669
I bet it's a Volkswagen
love bus.
414
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,939
It's a Saab,
so suck it!
415
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,640
I can't believe you two!
416
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,275
Look, we are
your parents,
417
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,743
and we know what's best
for you...
418
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,446
But you don't!
The Gearys helped me, not you!
419
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,548
Honestly, I wish
they were my parents!
420
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,649
You don't mean that...
421
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,484
I've never
meant anything more.
422
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,754
**
423
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,222
Dead end!
Still mad!
424
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,991
Okay, I know all this
looks super bad,
425
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,126
but this isn't
even real beer!
426
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,694
I'm a fraud
and I'm lame!
427
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,596
So you'd fool
a bunch of kids
428
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,966
with a fake keg
just to seem cool?
429
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,568
You've sunk pret-ty low,
Ms. Goldberg.
430
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,703
Well, whadaya know!
431
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,239
Johnny G scored us
a keg-irino
432
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,341
for the teacher's lounge
Halloween mixer!
433
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,442
Oh, um, this is...
434
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,178
And here you guys
insisted this man
435
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,046
was nothing but
a button-down cornball.
436
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,115
Well, shows what
you all know!
437
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:19,586
Why don't we tap this
very alcoholic bad boy,
people
438
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,054
Mr. G brought the fun.
439
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,056
Unbelievable!
They just stole my keg!
440
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,824
How am I supposed to impress
the seniors now?
441
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,194
That's your takeaway here?
God, why are you
yelling at me?
442
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,129
Because this is all
beyond embarrassing!
443
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,498
Not just for you,
but for me, too!
Especially for me!
444
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,800
Wait, I embarrass you?
What's that
supposed to mean?
445
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,636
It means there's a reason
that I didn't tell anyone
that we were dating
446
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,371
for the first three months
of our relationship.
447
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,040
You said it's because
secrets make it hotter.
448
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,241
Well, here's the truth.
449
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,043
I didn't tell anyone
because I was popular
450
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,644
and the last thing I wanted
451
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,380
was for people to see
me with my brother's
puppy dog friend
452
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,150
who followed me around
for a decade until I caved!
453
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,951
Well, don't worry.
That ends now.
454
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,888
**
455
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,729
ADULT ADAM: After I disowned
my mom for ruining things
with Jackie,
456
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,464
she decided to try
and reconnect with me
457
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,500
using the thing I loved most,
movies.
458
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,369
Adam?
Where'd you go?
459
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,870
* One, two
460
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,173
* Freddy's coming for you...
461
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,541
* Three, four
462
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,010
* You better lock your door *
463
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,012
Excuse me. Hi, um...
464
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,813
I lost my little baby.
465
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,749
His name's Adam,
goes by "Schmoo."
466
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,819
Schmoo's not here.
467
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,056
I...take it you work here.
468
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,857
Try again.
469
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,593
Yeah, I don't have time
for games. I lost my son.
470
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,530
Ooh. Bad mommy
lost her little brat.
471
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,867
I'm sorry,
who do you think you are?
472
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,435
Your worst nightmare.
473
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,776
Oh...
474
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,911
**
475
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,414
Gotta hide.
476
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,748
What the...
477
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,484
My sweaters!
478
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,953
You got good taste, lady.
479
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,127
Whatever, I don't care
what happens to me.
480
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,429
I'm already living
my worst nightmare.
481
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,064
Huh?
482
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,566
I-I thought I was doing a...
A pretty damn good job here.
483
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,704
No, you're great
with the knifey hands
and the melting-candle face.
484
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,106
It's just...
485
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,274
Adam said he wished
I wasn't his mother.
486
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,644
Oh, geez. That's an awful
thing to say. Mmm.
487
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,745
I'm-a kill him.
488
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,114
No.
489
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,349
The more I think about it,
I deserved what Adam said.
490
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,551
I was terrible
to Jackie's parents.
491
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,486
Parents.
Who needs 'em?
492
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,157
I never knew
any of my fathers,
and I turned out just fine.
493
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,658
I don't see how
that applies to me,
494
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,327
but I couldn't stand
the Gearys
495
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,694
because of the way
they parented.
496
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:45,198
But then, they were able
to help Adam, and I wasn't.
497
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,136
Eh, this is getting way too
touchy-feely for this cowboy.
498
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,938
it,
time to die!
499
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,173
No.
500
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,275
Time to get my
son back.
501
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,811
Hey! I say the
around here, lady!
502
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,580
Not anymore, Mr. Kroeger.
503
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,949
Krueger! It's Krueger!
504
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,117
Aah!
505
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,552
Oh! What?
506
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,786
What... What happened
with the thing?
507
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,987
Oh, I had the worst nightmare.
508
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,622
I got to go talk to Adam.
509
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,023
Okay.
510
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,092
I know you said you didn't
want to talk to me anymore,
511
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,327
but I...
It's fine, all is forgiven!
512
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,963
No, it's not.
I just had this
crazy awful dream,
513
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,299
and it made me realize...
Well, live and learn!
514
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,667
Life's a journey,
thanks for popping in!
515
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,302
Uh. What's that?
516
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,703
Oh, balls.
517
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,872
That is my Halloween mask.
518
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,039
I'm Garfield.
519
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,141
Lasagna.
520
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,709
Oh, balls.
521
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,244
Oh, hi, Mrs. Goldberg!
522
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,479
Is Adam home?
523
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,646
Hey! It's Jackie!
524
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,516
Crazy girl!
This is my house, not hers.
525
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,850
Stop talking.
526
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,118
Yeah, t-this
one's hard to spin.
527
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,790
Trick or Treat.
528
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,958
You can just take two
and be on your way.
529
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,161
I don't want candy, Geoff.
I want to make this right.
530
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,362
Why?
531
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,997
You were very clear.
I'm an embarrassment.
532
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,899
Look, I know I hurt you,
533
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,935
but I was just lashing out
because I couldn't
admit the truth...
534
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,137
I am embarrassed.
535
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,407
Of me.
536
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,209
Of what I've become.
537
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,943
A loser who peaked
in high school.
538
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,214
Maybe you think
saying all that fixes this,
but it really doesn't.
539
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,515
I know.
540
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,617
But I'm hoping that going
with you to that dance does.
541
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,353
Depends.
542
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,088
(HALL & OATES'
YOU MAKE MY DREAMS PLAYS)
543
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,724
You ready to make
my dreams come true?
544
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,692
No.
545
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,994
**
546
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,030
Darn it.
547
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,998
* What I want, you've got
548
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,301
* And it might
be hard to handle
549
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,638
* But like the flame
that burns the candle
550
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,241
* The candle feeds the flame
551
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,944
Hi. We're here to pick up
our lying, deceitful daughter
who we stupidly trusted.
552
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,247
Guess you were right.
We're the bad parents.
553
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,249
Go ahead.
Rub it in our hippie faces.
554
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,051
No, all I want to do
is apologize.
555
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,720
Really
I was jealous.
556
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,323
I thought you
were the better parents.
557
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,759
But both our kids
are pretty great,
558
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:57,464
so maybe there's more than one
right way to raise them.
559
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:02,068
'Cause I realized as good
as we are with our own kids,
we're even better as a team.
560
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,270
We really are.
561
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,472
I wanted to see Arlo Guthrie.
562
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,573
BOTH: What?
563
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,341
Yeah. At Woodstock!
564
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,678
But I had to work,
and all my friends got to
jam and dance and bongo.
565
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,945
Oh. That sucks, man.
I'm sorry.
566
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,146
Eh, whadaya gonna do?
567
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,582
Well, Arlo's coming
to Philly next month.
568
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,084
I could get us
some tickets maybe?
569
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,519
Maybe.
570
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,355
* You make my dreams come true
571
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,924
ADULT ADAM: So often,
we're afraid of things
572
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,959
because they're different
from what we know.
573
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:31,097
But when we learn
to embrace the unfamiliar,
that's when we can truly grow,
574
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,065
shed the old versions
of ourselves
575
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,101
and leave our
comfort zone behind.
576
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,136
'Cause in the end, the things
that scare us the most
577
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,071
can bring us closer
than we ever imagined.
578
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:42,174
And that's when our dreams
really do come true.
579
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,076
* You make my dreams... *
580
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,816
Oh, no.
581
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,618
It's the keyboard.
It's evil!
582
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,320
Aah!
583
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,254
Ohh.
584
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,090
Ohh. Oh. Bad dream.
585
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,460
Keg's kicked, pal.
Can you spot me a ride?
586
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,330
Oh. I guess that is
the responsible thing to do
587
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,666
after you drank
all of these very real beers.
588
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,435
Uh, where do you live?
Paramus.
589
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,636
That's like two hours away!
590
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,971
Not if we make a pit stop
in Secaucus.
591
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,574
I got to pick up my
special protein powder
from my protein guy.
592
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,376
You're gonna like that guy.
He is ripped.
593
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,445
And then, we can go see
my Aunt Stephanie.
594
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,812
You're gonna like her.
She's ripped.
595
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,481
Okay, look.
The beer is fake.
596
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,649
You're fine.
597
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,916
Get home safe.
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