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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, going away to college.
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Back in the day, packing up your life
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for a fresh start was a sacred ritual
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for high-school seniors everywhere.
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And no one was more excited to go away forever than my sister.
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Okay, I'm all packed
for college.
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Now all I need
is to befriend my R.A.
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so that I can throw a kegger
without consequences.
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(CHUCKLES) Well,
you're three months early.
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You haven't even graduated
high school yet.
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I may have jumped
the gun a bit,
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but it's only because
I'm counting down the hours
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until I get out
of this hellhole.
You get it.
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Well, I still have
three months left
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where you're
my little baby schmoo
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that I want to gobble up
because you're just
so delicious!
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Nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum,
nyum, nyum, nyum!
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Aww. Your mom-brain
is fighting this.
It's funny.
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There's nothing funny
about losing a child...
to college.
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Mom, face it.
Our family is changing.
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Everything that you've
come to know
over the past few years
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is about to be turned
on its head.
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Don't say that!
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The Goldbergs
will always stay the same!
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Nothing will ever change
in this house.
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Nothing except Lainey
leaving for fashion school
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and basically taking a dump
on my dreams.
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Okay, fine.
I acknowledge
that's also big.
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Erica and Lainey
are going to college.
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But that's it...
No more changes.
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Hey, Ma, can you pick up
some BiC razors?
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Mine's a little dull from
scraping the old scruff.
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No! Bad boy!
You do not shave!
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I gotta. My old lady,
Jackie, likes me smooth.
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But I'm your old lady.
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You know, saying that
kind of stuff was cute
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when I was a tiny child,
but now it's getting weird.
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Fine. Erica and Lainey
are leaving.
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My little baby boy
has grown into a gangly,
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deep-voiced,
furry young man.
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But that's it...
No more changes.
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Look out, everybody.
Make way!
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Erica said that I can
have her room now that
she's gone, right?
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Oh, right.
You're here, too.
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That's right. From now on,
it's gonna be W-M-A-R-V
playing all the hits.
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I'm calling the shots now,
Bev.
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Screw it! I give up!
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Nothing will ever be
the same again in this house!
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I'm home!
Nobody bother me!
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TV's mine!
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Never change, you beautiful,
miserable man!
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(GROANS)
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
It was May 17, 1980-something,
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and I was with my favorite girl,
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watching my favorite film franchise.
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I don't want to
overstate it,
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but Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
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is literally the most
important movie of our time.
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Sure, it's a critical darling,
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but if we're talking about
laughs per minute,
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then you got to go with
Police Academy 3: Back in Training.
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Point taken. Hey, do you
have time to stay
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and watch Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol?
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Obviously. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach
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comes out tomorrow,
and we can't go in unprepared.
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Oh, my God!
I have a girlfriend
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who actually likes
Police Academy!
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You just called me
your girlfriend.
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Oh, balls. Did I go...
I went too far.
I went too far.
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I mean, no. You said it,
so I'll say it, too.
(CHUCKLES)
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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend.
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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend.
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Boyfriend.
A-girlfriend.
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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend!
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Damn it!
Why do you insist
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on ripping my heart
from my shredded pecs
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and punting it
into a cauldron of flames?
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Look, we only have
a few months left
before I go to college!
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Let's not waste it
fighting!
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But I want our Barry/Lainey
Summer of Love Farewell Tour
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to be perfect!
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And I want that, too,
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but this list of mandatory
activities is just too much.
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I mean, come on.
Look at this...
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Road trips, picnics,
concerts, skiing,
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apple picking, berry picking,
pear picking...
So many fruits.
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I don't want to work
this hard.
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(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
Hi.
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This sounds like an intensely
personal conversation,
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so you may want to take it
far, far away
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from me
and my girlfriend.
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Boyfriend. Boyfriend.
Girlfriend. Girlfriend.
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Unh!
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Ugh.
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Look at us!
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Look at us closely
and know that one day
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you'll end up just like us,
you ridiculous children.
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This is getting weird
and insulting.
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All right. You'll see.
We're the future you,
and it sucks hard.
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That'll never be us,
right?
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Come on.
We're rock-solid.
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Nothing can shake that.
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Boyfriend. Boyfriend.
Girlfriend. Girlfriend.
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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend.
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ADULT ADAM: It was official. I had a girlfriend who liked Police Academy.
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Life was finally looking up until this happened.
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Oh, balls.
Adam?
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Yep. We've all been there...
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Running into your ex with your new love.
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Naturally, I handled it like a pro.
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Dana! Hey!
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How are things
going up in here?
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I was gonna call.
I'm back for the summer.
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This summer?
That's crazy!
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I'm crazy! Summer!
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Hot times!
Fun in the sun!
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Camp.
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I'm Jackie.
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Hi. Dana.
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Sorry! Yes!
Jackie, meet Dana!
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Dana, meet Jackie!
Introductions,
new friends...
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Not friends,
just street ladies,
ladies of the street.
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No. You know what I mean.
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Well, when you're free,
we should get together
and catch up.
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Ketchup!
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¶ Mustard, pickles
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¶ Onions on a sesame-seed bun ¶
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Welp, great seeing everybody.
Bye, now.
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Wait! What about
Police Academy?
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ADULT ADAM:
As I desperately escaped my worst nightmare,
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my mom was dreaming up ways to spend the summer with her baby.
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Erica and Geoff.
So funny
running into you here.
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Damn it.
She's got the chalkboard!
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Oh, no.
I'm upset, but why?
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That thing only comes out when
someone wants something dumb
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that only makes sense
with a visual aid.
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Hey, there's nothing dumb
about my Cuddle Calendar.
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Oh, God, it's got a catchy,
but terrible name. Run, Geoff.
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Shield your innocent eyes!
Go, go, go!
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I can't!
The board's blocking us!
We're trapped!
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According to my calculations,
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you have 63 days left
before you leave this house
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and break my heart,
literally killing me dead,
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which is why I made
this schedule...
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To maximize
mommy-daughter time.
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Okay, according to
this ridiculous calendar,
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I'm spending
every waking second with you.
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When do I hang out
with Geoff?
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Well, you see
that little sliver?
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Right there
is a little sliver.
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Well, maybe you don't see it,
but it says "G.S."
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Oh, that's me.
I get Erica time.
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Bro, let me handle this.
Check.
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Okay, here. Let me draw you
a chart of my own.
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This circle represents
how I'll be splitting up
the rest of my time.
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Erica, please.
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I'm just gonna miss you
so much.
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I need to spend
as much time
with you as I can.
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Babe, as much as I love
your circle of Geoff,
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I couldn't enjoy it knowing
it's killing your mom.
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I'll be back for my sliver.
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Until then, be with her.
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No!
Stop feeling so deeply!
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It's what I love
about you,
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but it's very inconvenient
right now!
(DOOR CLOSES)
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Gah! This is exactly
why I can't wait
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to leave this house
and never come back.
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Oh, poop. We both know
you're gonna miss my cuddles
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and snuggies
and plubbies next year.
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I'm sorry. "Plubbies"?
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It's something
I've been workshopping,
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and I think
it's ready to go.
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(CHUCKLES)
Guard your belly button.
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Gah!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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Dana was my first
real girlfriend,
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and seeing her
took me by surprise.
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That's all. I swear.
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It's okay. I get it.
You do?
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Yeah. It's...
It's still weird
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between me
and my old boyfriend.
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Uh, where is he?
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All I see
is Ruben Amaro, Jr.
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casually displaying
his athleticism.
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Yeah. That's my ex.
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Wait. You were with
Ruben Amaro, Jr.,
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the Ruben Amaro, Jr.?
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From seventh to ninth grade.
Why?
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You spanned three grades
with the guy
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who isn't afraid to change
into his gym clothes
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without a towel
around his waist?
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This is not okay!
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Oh, so, you can be weird
around Dana,
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but I can't be weird
around my ex?
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I'm not worried about
you being weird.
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I'm worried about you two
still having a spark.
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I didn't say
there was a spark.
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It's Ruben Amaro, Jr.
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Even I feel a spark
when he walks by.
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Okay, is this what's
going on with Dana?
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Do you still have
feelings for her?
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Don't try to turn
this around on me.
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I'm still turning
this around on you.
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Okay,
you're being insane,
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so have fun figuring
things out with your ex
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and don't let me
be a part of it.
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Told you, bro.
All love ends.
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Stop!
We'll work it out.
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No, you won't.
You'll just end up like me,
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sniffing a sweater Lainey
left in my room
to remind me of her.
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That's Mom's.
No!
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ADULT ADAM:
Time was running out for Barry and Lainey,
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and the same was true for Geoff and Erica.
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Just look at everyone,
cleaning out lockers,
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signing yearbooks,
saying goodbye.
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Let's cherish these moments,
people!
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Cherish my butt!
You suck, Schwartz!
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Sorry.
That was uncalled for.
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I have a hard time
with transitions.
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Why are you the one
freaking out here?
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I'm graduating,
not you.
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I can't help it.
Don't you realize
this is the last time
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we'll ever walk down
this hallway together?
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Last time we'll ever
reach your locker
side-by-side?
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Last time I'll ever
watch your nose crinkle
as you spin that lock?
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Last time I overlook
that you might be gross?
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Okay, please stop narrating
all my last things.
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There is so much stuff
in here.
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What's with all these notes
from your mom?
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She put one in my lunch
every day like a crazy lady,
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and I just chuck them
in here.
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"Dear Schmoo, I love you more
today than I ever have before.
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"I am here for you always."
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Okay, that one's
kind of sweet.
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"Dear Boopie,
you're a perfect angel,
242
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,927
"and Drew Kremp
doesn't deserve you.
243
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,997
"P.S. His Mustang now
has some serious scratches"?
244
00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,232
Holy crap. She's the one
who keyed Drew's car?
245
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,301
"Dear Squishy, I know change
is hard, but I promise you,
246
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,904
"sweetie,
your boobies will grow
just like the rest of you."
247
00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,038
Okay, maybe I shouldn't
read all these.
248
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,909
Wow. I should have
paid a bit more
attention to these.
249
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,411
You okay?
250
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,046
I'm really not.
251
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,648
I just realized...
252
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,650
my mom is amazing.
253
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,518
I'm gonna miss her
so damn much!
254
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,520
What?
She's always
been there for me.
255
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,322
How will I survive
without her?
256
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,523
Maybe you should ask her.
257
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,692
Don't be mad.
I'm not here to bother you.
258
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,027
I'm just subbing
for Senora Gomez.
259
00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,163
But I did make you these
marshmallow fudge chubbies.
260
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,566
Adios, mija.
(SMOOCHES)
261
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,568
So good.
I know.
262
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,437
These are my last
marshmallow fudge chubbies.
263
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,341
God, I hate her so much for
making me love her like this!
264
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,644
ADULT ADAM:
The big day was here... Graduation.
265
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:43,615
It was a time to celebrate the past, look forward to the future,
266
00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,484
and, for my family, be irritated in the present.
267
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,852
Bev, stop with
the crying.
268
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:51,389
I can't hear the children
say stupid things.
(SOBBING)
269
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,659
But my baby is graduating
from high school,
270
00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:59,531
a day I've been dreading since
she graduated from my body.
271
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,899
She's gone forever!
272
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,902
Hoo-hoo!
One down, two to go!
273
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,870
I think both
of your attitudes
274
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,573
are very extreme
and terrible.
275
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,276
And now the moment
we've all been waiting for...
276
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,012
I'd like to invite
our graduating seniors
277
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,582
to get in line
and receive their diploma.
278
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,417
( POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE
PLAYING)
279
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,621
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
I can't believe my baby's
going off to college
280
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,755
in just a few days.
281
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,291
You mean a few months.
282
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,226
Uh, sure. Months.
283
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,795
Not on Tuesday morning
before traffic gets bad.
284
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,265
What?
I didn't borrow my cousin
Greg's flatbed truck.
285
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:34,733
So, yeah, months.
286
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,003
It sounds like you
borrowed your cousin
Greg's flatbed truck
287
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,871
'cause my girlfriend
is leaving on Tuesday.
288
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,173
You should talk to Lainey.
Lainey!
289
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,742
I didn't mean now.
Sit down!
290
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,577
What is this about you
leaving in a few days?
291
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:49,881
Mr. Goldberg,
could you please not interrupt
our joyous ceremony?
292
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,318
Oh, God. He knows I'm
leaving early for Savannah.
How does he know?
293
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,153
I'm sorry, baby!
He got it out of me!
294
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,621
William Vanica.
Dang it!
295
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,790
If you're not graduating,
take a seat!
296
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,825
Oh, crap!
He's on the move!
297
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,627
He's coming over.
What do I do?
298
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,094
I don't know, man.
299
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,797
I got a really deep emotional
thing with my mommy going on.
300
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:06,898
I'm, like,
not okay in the head.
301
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,401
Dude, how could you leave
early and not tell me?
302
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,737
I'll explain everything
when the time is right,
which is not now!
303
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,874
No! No way!
Do not walk away from me.
304
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,408
I'm not walking away.
305
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,277
I'm slowly and deliberately
marching to receive
my diploma.
306
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,280
Joyce Basilone.
Congratulations.
307
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,451
Mr. Goldberg, you are not
part of the processional.
308
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:26,885
Do not process!
309
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,755
This was supposed to be
our Barry/Lainey
Summer of Love Farewell Tour!
310
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,289
Now it's done!
311
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,857
I was gonna tell you
at the graduation party
312
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,925
'cause I didn't want to
ruin today,
313
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,161
which is exactly what
you're doing right now!
314
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,929
Lainey Lewis.
315
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:38,596
Not the time, man!
316
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,199
You know what?
Maybe it's best
I'm leaving early.
317
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,267
Maybe it is!
318
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,703
(VOICE BREAKING)
Thank you so much.
I'm very happy.
319
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:49,174
You're not the only one
whose life is crumbling,
you big butt!
320
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,377
And we'll just move
right along to...
321
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:53,678
...Erica Goldberg.
322
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,281
ADULT ADAM:
My sister was steps away from starting her adult life,
323
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,950
but as she stood speechless on that stage,
324
00:11:58,952 --> 00:11:59,951
nothing scared her more.
325
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:03,388
Yeah, I'm good.
Erica, please
let's just end this.
326
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,923
Just take it.
No.
327
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,524
Take the diploma.
Pass.
328
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,659
You can't pass.
329
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,027
But I can, and I do.
330
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,862
Take it.
Take the diploma!
331
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,596
No. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
332
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,832
Don't come at me
with that diploma.
You take this!
333
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,333
No! Fight it!
Fight that diploma!
334
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,835
Take this. You earned it.
Never!
335
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,269
No fighting,
just graduating!
336
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,039
Seriously, it's a great
moment for you!
337
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,073
I will never graduate!
338
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,908
You cannot force my life
to start!
339
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,976
Erica, please,
just take it!
340
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,578
No! Get away from me!
It's one of the rules!
341
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,813
Just take it!
Sorry. I slept in.
342
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,782
Did Erica have
her Bat Mitzvah yet?
343
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,850
Come on!
Get out of here!
344
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,718
Just take it!
Stop following me!
345
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,819
Take the diploma!
346
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:35,553
Oy. What a mess.
347
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:39,057
Tell me about it.
How could Jackie
date Ruben Amaro, Jr.
348
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:39,624
and not even tell me?
349
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,693
ADULT ADAM: Okay, yeah, I was insanely jealous
350
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,561
of Jackie's jockey ex-boyfriend.
351
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,396
And so I made a date with my ex, Dana.
352
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,433
Like they say, old love dies hard.
(LAUGHTER)
353
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,201
Isn't this awesome?
354
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,170
Yeah. I guess.
355
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,773
You just checked
your watch instead of
laughing hysterically
356
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,375
at how tall
Bubba Smith is.
What's going on?
357
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,043
I don't get it.
This is part 5.
358
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,746
Shouldn't they have
graduated the Academy
after the first one?
359
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,048
I think the problem is
you're focusing on logic,
360
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,050
not the lovable cast
of characters.
361
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,552
(BLOWING FUNNILY)
362
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,954
Okay, in what world would
an officer of the law
363
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,624
stop a jewel thief
by making weird mouth noises?
364
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,759
That's Michael Winslow.
He's a national treasure.
365
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,395
They're LAPD.
They wouldn't have any
jurisdiction in Miami.
366
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:21,599
ADULT ADAM: In that moment, it was clear that our spark was gone forever.
367
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,769
Dana was my past love, but Jackie was the future
368
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,436
and I had to get her back.
369
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,107
But first, I had to end it with Dana and break her poor heart.
370
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,575
Okay, what's going on?
371
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,410
Look, I've been wrestling
with these emotions
372
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,246
much like Hightower
wrestled that alligator.
373
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,415
And just as Steve Guttenberg
had to move on
374
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,750
from the Police Academy
franchise...
375
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,686
¶ I know just how to whisper
...I, too, must move on.
376
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,856
¶ And I know just how to cry ¶
Wait.
377
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,025
Do you think
this was a date?
378
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,092
ADULT ADAM: Uh-oh.
379
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,461
The way you say that
makes me feel like...
380
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,596
Oh, balls.
381
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,364
...I misread
this entire situation.
382
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,267
Adam, I'm sorry
if you thought that...
Don't be.
383
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,070
It was really great
seeing you again, Dana.
384
00:13:59,072 --> 00:13:59,971
I hope it's not
the last time.
385
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,241
That day, I looked like an epic tool in front of Dana,
386
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,210
but, even worse, I had lost Jackie.
387
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,744
As for my mom and Erica, they found out
388
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,880
that avoiding graduation wasn't an option.
389
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,081
I can't believe
I graduated.
390
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,151
More than that,
I can't believe I let
Principal Ball catch me.
391
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,420
The man's like a bald cheetah.
Who knew?
392
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,022
What the hell?
This isn't a diploma.
393
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,659
It's a note from that putz
with the whistle!
394
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,029
"Insufficient credits.
See Coach Mellor"?
395
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,298
What does that mean?
Somebody say something.
396
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,034
Mellor always said
that if I skipped
too much gym,
397
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,202
I wouldn't get my diploma.
398
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,136
I thought
he was full of crap
399
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,672
because, you know,
gym is stupid, but it's real!
400
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,176
You mean... you're not
going to college?
401
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,244
I'm not going to college!
402
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,678
You're not going
to college!
403
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,247
My life has come to
a grinding halt!
404
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,282
It's everything
I've ever hoped for!
405
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,317
Wait a second!
This is insane!
406
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,620
Yay!
I'm a cautionary tale!
407
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:49,354
(LAUGHS)
408
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:53,091
What? Can't I enjoy
the success
of my failing child?
409
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,360
Believe me, I don't want
to see her go, either,
410
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,262
but she's leaving,
end of story.
411
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,431
Murray, I can't handle
losing her
412
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,599
for the next four years.
413
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,836
I'd rather lose her
for a few short years
414
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,739
than hold her back
forever.
415
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:17,148
ADULT ADAM:
My mom was about to do the hardest thing of her life...
416
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,584
Force the school to turn over Erica's diploma.
417
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,321
Coach Mellor, we meet again
one last, final time.
418
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,824
I take it you read that
little note I left for Erica.
419
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,760
All right, let's tango.
420
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,895
She's not coming.
It's just me.
421
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,863
But I kind of
need her here.
422
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,666
I had a big, angry speech
meant to guilt and shame her
423
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,868
for missing my class
27 times this year.
424
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:40,171
This is an outrage.
You have no right
to target her...
425
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,141
27 times?
Wow. That's a lot.
426
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,842
And she forged
a doctor's note
427
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,546
saying she couldn't
run or jump because
of "lady problems."
428
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,684
How dare you accuse her
of forgery when you're...
429
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,452
"Dr. Edmund T. Doctorman."
430
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,155
Oh, come on.
I warned her
for three years...
431
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,823
Fail gym, pay the price.
432
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,291
Okay, she's still
a wonderful girl,
433
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,495
and I will stop at nothing
until you give me
that diploma.
434
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,197
Ugh. Here you go.
435
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,699
That's it?
Brace yourself.
436
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,635
Ready to have your mind blown?
I have no real power.
437
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,272
My greatest weapon is
threatening the kids
with failing gym.
438
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,674
So, every year, I terrify
the attractive, popular kids
439
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,744
to let them know that their
actions have consequences,
440
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,879
even though
they really, really don't.
441
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,815
Oh, I'm sorry.
(SIGHS)
442
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,217
Do you want me to call Erica
and bring her in here?
443
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,453
Eh, the moment's gone.
(SIGHS)
444
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,889
You raised an amazing woman,
Beverly Goldberg.
445
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,392
It's been a pleasure
doing battle with you.
446
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:35,560
Pleasure's been mine.
447
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,429
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out my mom didn't need to fight after all.
448
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,665
As for Barry, he was just plain devastated
449
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,067
after his graduation fight with Lainey.
450
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:43,501
Wow.
451
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,137
You're really clutching
your Wrestling Buddy there.
452
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,805
You only do that
when you're super sad.
453
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:52,377
Lainey's never gonna
forgive me for spazzing up
her graduation.
454
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,113
Her dad said she's not even
coming to Erica's party.
455
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,382
Oh, God, I've never
seen you this bad.
456
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,852
Well, I may not be able
to fix things with Lainey,
457
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,255
but I think I know a way
to at least make you smile.
458
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,223
¶¶
459
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,991
Police Academy 5?
460
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,126
Assignment Miami Beach,
461
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,627
guaranteed to wash away
your heartache.
462
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,497
Balls, balls.
It's Jackie.
Let's get out of here.
463
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,532
Wait. She's seeing this thing
by herself,
464
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,400
and you just want to
walk away?
465
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,835
¶ I know just where to find the answers
What about you?
466
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:22,140
¶ And I know just how to lie
I'll be fine.
You've found your nerd-mate.
467
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,074
Now go.
468
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,177
¶ I know just how to fake it
469
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,479
¶ And I know just how to scheme
470
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,114
Is this seat taken?
471
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,449
Well, look who it is.
472
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,784
I know it seems like
I'm stalking you,
473
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,685
but this is a legit
coincidence,
474
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:40,258
which makes me think I was
a huge idiot, and I'm sorry.
475
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,025
What about Dana?
476
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:44,062
She was my first girlfriend,
and she'll always be,
477
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,863
but that doesn't mean
she's the one.
478
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,632
Just sit your butt
down already.
479
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,768
¶ And I know when to let you lose
480
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,571
¶ And I know the night is fading
481
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,072
Boyfriend.
482
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,108
¶ And I know that time's gonna fly
483
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:57,475
Girlfriend.
484
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,378
ADULT ADAM:
And so we decided to let go of our romantic pasts
485
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,646
and just live in the moment.
486
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,815
As for my mom, she was ready to make sure
487
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,317
Erica didn't put her future on hold.
488
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,519
Hey, love bug.
Whatcha doin'?
489
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,287
Unpacking.
490
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,256
¶ And I know the ways to fame
Listen...
491
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:18,429
...you know it's my dream
for you to always be
my little baby chicken.
492
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,598
Don't say "but."
But...
493
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:25,103
...as scary as it is,
I think we both know
it's time for you to go.
494
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,872
My diploma?
Oh, no. What did you do
to Coach Mellor?
495
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,608
Actually, even he knows
it's time for you to move on.
496
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,178
For the last four years,
I've made fun of you
for dreading this day.
497
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,881
¶ Out of nothing at all
And now it's here.
498
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,718
¶ Out of nothing at all
And I'm more scared
than you ever were.
499
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,787
¶ Out of nothing at all
But you should know,
500
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,557
no matter where you are
or what you're doing
501
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,493
(VOICE BREAKING)
I will always fight for you
502
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,561
in an embarrassing
and inappropriate way.
503
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,365
¶ Out of nothing at all
You're gonna change the world,
Erica Goldberg.
504
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,436
¶ Out of nothing at all
And you're gonna visit...
a lot.
505
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,706
ADULT ADAM: In the end, sometimes we need that little push
506
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,108
to get us where we're meant to go.
507
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,010
And sometimes the journey is hard...
508
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,479
...and we struggle to accept the bumps along the way,
509
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,348
but it's the people you love most...
510
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,750
...that can help you get through it.
511
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,152
Sorry, I'm late.
BARRY: Lainey.
512
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,354
I didn't think
you'd ever talk to me again,
513
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,422
you know, after ruining
your graduation
514
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,526
and embarrassing you in front
of everyone you've ever known.
515
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,394
Yeah, that was bad.
It wasn't great.
516
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:23,995
It was basically the worst.
517
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,498
Well... I don't blame you
if you hate me forever.
518
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,401
¶ And I can make all your demons be gone
Hate you?
519
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,336
After everything
we've been through,
520
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,039
all those memories,
the best moments of my life?
521
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,507
I could never hate you.
522
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,009
We really had
some good times, huh?
523
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,578
¶ And I'm never gonna make it...
We had some great times.
524
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,646
(CHUCKLES)
And you know what?
525
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,116
¶ Making love
This is the spot where we had
our first real conversation.
526
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,384
¶ Out of nothing at all
Yep.
527
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,718
I threw that party,
made an ass of myself...
528
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,622
¶ Out of nothing at all
...and you were the only one
who was there for me.
529
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,826
¶ Out of nothing at all
God, so much has changed
since then.
530
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,529
I mean, not everything.
(CHUCKLES)
531
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,365
¶ Out of nothing at all
Even back then,
I knew I loved you.
532
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:01,866
¶ Making love
533
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,902
And no matter where we go,
we'll always have that.
534
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,970
¶ Making love
535
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,672
¶ Out of nothing at all
536
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,974
¶ Making love
537
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,443
¶ Love
538
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,412
¶ Out of nothing at all
You coming?
539
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,080
¶ Making love
I'll be there in a sec.
540
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,615
¶ Out of nothing at all
541
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,316
¶ Making love
542
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,218
How do you know
so much stuff about me?
543
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,385
Your sister's
my best friend.
544
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:25,356
I've known you my whole life,
and I can honestly say
there's...
545
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,390
no one like you.
546
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,159
¶ Out of nothing at all
Thanks.
547
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,328
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out Erica was right...
548
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,530
Our family would never be the same.
549
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,899
To my peanut.
ALL: To peanut!
550
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,436
Not a person in that room knew what the future held,
551
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,604
and, yeah, it was scary...
552
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,871
...but that's the thing about growing up.
553
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,874
You learn that the things that scare you most
554
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,644
end up being the greatest memories.
555
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,480
And for me, the best had yet to come.
556
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,182
Sure, sometimes I forget details
557
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,484
and always seem to get the dates wrong,
558
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,153
but everything we knew was changing.
559
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,389
And those next few years of 1980-something,
560
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:02,793
well, they'd become the stuff of legend.
561
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,100
Get ready to gobble-gobble,
Goldbergs.
562
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,169
And your taste buds
are about to explode.
563
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:17,008
ALL: ¶ Happy birthday, dear Murray and Bev ¶
564
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,543
ADAM: Ah, no!
Don't hurt me!
565
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,912
MURRAY: You almost
broke that light!
566
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,048
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
567
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,117
¶¶
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