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ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, we all had that one crazy, legendary uncle.
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For me, it was my dad's brother Marvin.
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He had a million jobs,
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always annoyed my dad when he came over to Thanksgiving...
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Go away!
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...and could sweet-talk anyone.
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(GASPS)
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Oh, my word!
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Have I stumbled
into the residence
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of workout goddess
Jane Fonda?
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Marvin, come on.
(CHUCKLES)
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Get in here!
(SQUEALS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
You...
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(GASPS)
There they are,
Crockett and Tubbs.
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What up, my men?
We have no money!
Please go away.
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I'm not here
for your money, Murman.
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I'm just dropping by
to see the fam.
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He's right, Mur.
Be nice to your brother.
It's Thanksgiving.
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It's the middle of May.
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Oh. Then, yeah,
he's here for cash.
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How dare you suggest
that I am here
for a handout?
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Although, as luck
would have it, I am having
a spot of bad luck.
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Here we go.
Just hear him out.
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Tell us about your recent
failures, Marvin.
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Classic tale.
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There I was,
minding my own business
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in this mystical shop
on the outskirts
of Chinatown,
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when, suddenly,
this ancient man popped out
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and asked me
if I wanted to buy
this rare and exotic pet.
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Ooh. Like a sassy,
colorful bird?
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Better. A Mogwai.
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And so, naturally,
I handed him $6,000.
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Are you nuts?
That's not even
the worst part.
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You see,
these Mogwai are
"super-high maintenance."
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You can't get them wet,
no bright lights,
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and if you feed them
after midnight, they become
these bloodthirsty monsters!
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Who would buy a pet
like that? Who?
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No one! That's who!
It's from Gremlins.
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Murray, please. He had
some trouble in Chinatown.
Just give him some money.
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It's on Adam's lunchbox.
It's right here!
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How dare you
exploit the fact
that I'm a kid at heart?
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This is what
he's talking about!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was May 10th, 1980-something,
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and my brother was working hard to get voted
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Best Dancer in the school yearbook.
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Barry Goldberg!
Best Electric Boogaloo!
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ADULT ADAM: But to be honest, he'd take best anything.
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I'm doing business
on my phone!
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Vote Barry Goldberg
Most Likely To Succeed!
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Barry Goldberg
Most Likely To Do This.
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Barry Goldberg,
Best Juggler.
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ADULT ADAM: After two weeks of campaigning, he got desperate.
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Ow! Hey! What the...
Why is this happening?
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Just get in the locker!
Vote for Barry Goldberg!
Best Bully!
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(CHUCKLES)
I won't let you down.
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ADAM: Dude,
you're hurting my body!
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Damn it.
Why won't you fit?
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(GRUNTS)
Wha...
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'Cause I'm not
a child anymore!
I'm a grown person!
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How do you not
see it by now?
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For your information,
Best Bully isn't something
in the yearbook.
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How would you know?
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You're just one of Adam's
dumb little friends.
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Actually,
I'm the editor.
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No way! So what'd I get?
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Let's just say you weren't
recognized for any
individual achievement.
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Damn it!
I gotta be something!
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(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
Guess who got
Best Substitute Teacher?
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The guy with the bat
from Lean on Me?
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It's your mom, dude.
Enjoy your day.
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(BEVERLY CHUCKLES)
Bye, Adam.
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Later, babe.
Later.
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The yearbook
must be stopped.
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Not being recognized
for my awesomeness
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is the greatest injustice
this world has ever seen.
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You should get
kindest eyes.
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And you should get
Rightest Guy
'cause you're right!
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That's not
an equal compliment,
but I'll take it.
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Okay, I probably shouldn't
be saying this out loud,
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but the only thing I want
in the world is to get
Cutest Couple with Erica.
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Geoff, it's just
a lame yearbook.
Who cares?
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Especially
'cause we're a lock,
so why obsess over it?
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A lock? Come on.
There's way better,
cuter couples out there.
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Like who?
Hello? Me and Barry?
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Mmm-hmm.
Aw! You'd totally win.
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Except half your couple
is Barry, so... (VOCALIZES)
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Hate to be this guy,
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but I think everyone's
kinda over the whole
Erica and Geoff thing.
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Yeah, Barry and Lainey may
not be the fresh new couple,
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but you can't help
but root for them.
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Ha!
Oh, no! They're right!
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Damn it, I need this win!
I gotta find out
who they picked!
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Just go ask Adam.
'Cause he's on
the yearbook staff.
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Since when?
Since he started
dating the editor.
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You mean Dana?
You should really get
to know your brother.
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You mean punch him
until we get
what we want, right?
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ADULT ADAM:
While Erica and Barry suddenly needed me,
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my mom realized my uncle was in dire need of a lifeline.
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God!
BEVERLY: Marvin, wait.
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I can't let you leave
empty handed.
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I made you three casseroles
and a Jell-O ring.
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(CHUCKLES)
You're always
so good to me.
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Marvin.
Are you okay?
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All right, here's
the cold hard truth.
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You know all that stuff
I was saying
about the Mogwais?
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It's not real.
It's from this movie
Gremlins.
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It's made by Steven Spielberg.
It's got all these
little muppets in it.
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It's surprisingly scary.
Everybody knows the movie.
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Starring Phoebe Cates.
Woof, is she my type.
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Please, let me help you.
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Okay, here's the deal.
I gambled away
a lot of money
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in Atlantic City
playing keno.
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Keno? What are you,
75 years old?
Nobody plays that!
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That's why I thought
I had an edge! Damn it!
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You know, instead of coming
to Murray asking for money,
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why don't you
ask him for a job
at the furniture store?
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Oh, man,
if you get me this job,
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I will never ask you
for anything again.
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If you're serious,
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I will do everything
in my power
to get you a job.
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Absolutely not!
The answer is no.
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You don't have
to convince anyone, Marvin.
The job's all yours.
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Look, Barry already
worked here,
and it was a disaster.
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I'm not hiring another child
from this family.
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Pfft. If I'm a child,
then why was I sentenced
as an adult
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when I borrowed
that police horse?
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Well, I'm still a partner,
and I can hire and fire
whoever I want.
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Marvin, you're hired.
Yes!
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And I can do this.
You're fired.
No!
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You're hired again.
Boom!
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You're fired.
Frickin' Reaganomics!
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You're hired back.
I promise I won't
let you down this time, boss.
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I'm gonna give it my all.
You're fired.
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(BLEEP)
You're hired again.
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Yes!
You're fired.
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No!
And you're hired again,
end of story.
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Well, that was
a roller-coaster ride.
Glad it worked out.
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It's settled. Good.
Bye.
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ADULT ADAM:
And with that, my dad had his newest employee.
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Meanwhile, my older siblings came to me for a little polite conversation.
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Hey! That was my record!
Seven!
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Okay, it was six.
What do you want?
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I need you to change
the yearbook
so I get Most Handsome
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or Most Likely To Jump A BMX
Over The Grand Canyon!
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No.
But what about telling
your gentle, loving sister
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who's always adored you,
what she got?
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Yeah, I'm not gonna do
any of that.
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Hold him down and I'll
beat him with his own toys!
Go ahead!
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Nothing you can do
will hurt as much as betraying
my fellow yearbook staff!
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I don't care about
your dumb baby club!
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This is a very serious
real, adult problem!
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Now tell me if Geoff and I
got Raddest Couple!
How about this?
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I tell you nothing
and you put some Magic Shell
on some ice cream for me.
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(SIGHS)
Why is he making
delicious demands
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instead of cowering
in fear?
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'Cause for the
first time ever,
I have absolute power.
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I not only know
what's in the yearbook,
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but I can rewrite it
as I please.
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You're bluffing.
He's bluffing.
Maybe I am.
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Or maybe I make you
Most Likely To Share An
Apartment With Her Mother.
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That's my nightmare!
Or is it your destiny?
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No!
Make him stop.
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I'm just getting started,
Most Likely To Lose
A Freestyle Rap Competition.
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Don't you dare put that in.
You got it,
Worst Dirt Biker.
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No!
Slowest Nunchucker.
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He's attacking
my private insecurities!
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I have extensive demands.
If you meet them,
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I might be inclined to let you
sneak a peek at the yearbook.
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ERICA: Clean your room?
Do your homework?
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Buy you scratch 'n sniff
stickers?
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ADAM: I wrote the list
four years ago.
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I've waited my whole life
for this moment
and it's finally here.
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I'm no longer
your nerdy little brother.
I'm your equal.
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Just let me kick him!
Control your feet, Barry.
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He owns us.
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Barry, do me a favor
and scratch this for me?
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My finger grows weary.
Never!
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Suit yourself,
Most Likely To Never Dunk
On A Regulation Basket.
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(SNIFFS DEEPLY)
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ADULT ADAM: As I savored the sweet smell of revenge,
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my uncle was hungry to begin peddling ugly '80s furniture.
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(LAUGHS) Don't sweat it, Mur.
I give you my word
I won't let you down.
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I literally have never
been able to count on you.
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So I'm due!
You have never
come through for me ever.
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All you have to do
is teach me
everything you know,
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starting now.
Like, what's this called?
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Lamp.
Lamp! Got it!
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All right. Keep 'em coming.
What's this thing here?
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Couch.
Ooh! How about this?
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Coffee table.
Ooh!
What's this jammy here?
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Couch.
What's this?
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Table.
What's this thing named?
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Chair again.
Ooh! What's this?
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Couch.
Any details
you want to share?
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Couch!
Done!
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I know what you know now!
We are now equals!
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Let the sales begin!
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ADULT ADAM: And so Marvin was off to prove himself, no questions asked.
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Is this a clock-in,
clock-out situation,
or am I on salary?
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Doesn't matter!
I'm in it to win it!
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Let's sell some
extra-size chairs!
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Couch!
Why is that not sticking?
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ADULT ADAM: Okay, yeah, this wasn't gonna go well.
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ADULT ADAM: Desperate to find out what they'd be voted in the yearbook,
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Erica and Barry had no choice but to give in to my list of ridiculous demands.
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Okay, they were out
of grape scratch 'n sniff
stickers,
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so I got hamburger,
pizza, and skunk.
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Skunk?
Use your head, man!
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That's the one scratch
no one wants to sniff!
(SNIFFS)
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Oh, no!
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Do you think Jedi Master
Adam Skywalker
will be displeased?
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He's not here, you don't
have to call him that!
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I got to get in the habit.
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If I screw up, who knows
what he'll label me
in the yearbook?
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This is crazy!
We're scared of Adam!
He's like, a tiny boy.
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He's been on the computer
all day proofreading
the yearbook.
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Let's just go in
and swipe the stupid
floppy disk.
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Oh, no.
Stop panicking.
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We gotta think of a
brilliant, complex plan
to lure him away from it.
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ADULT ADAM: And lure me she did, using my one great weakness.
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00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:10,749
Yo, Jedi Master?
226
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:15,787
Number three on your list
is to inform you of any
pertinent TV marathons,
227
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,656
and there's a whole
block of ALF on.
228
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,191
Yes!
It's show time, buddy!
229
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,527
ADULT ADAM:
Okay, so their plan wasn't so much clever
230
00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,429
and complex as it was sad and easy.
231
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:27,866
Here we go. Okay.
Let's see what we get.
232
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,869
Son of a bitch!
It's Anthony Balsamo
and Lexy Bloom?
233
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,505
They gave it to the
head cheerleader and our
handsome quarterback!
234
00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:34,940
What kind of backwards school
do we go to?
235
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,542
Screw that.
I'm changing Cutest Couple
to me and whatshisface.
236
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,078
It's a weird time
to forget my name,
but do it for us, baby.
237
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,080
No way!
This is my shining moment!
238
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,248
Stop it!
Stop it!
239
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,516
You stop it!
You stop it!
240
00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:45,784
Stop it!
Lainey, stop it!
241
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,485
Stop!
Stop! Knock it off!
242
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,621
Lai... Stop it!
BARRY: Stop fighting!
243
00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,088
Everyone, come on!
244
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,424
I want Barry
and Lainey Best Couple!
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
245
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,625
Are you kidding me?
246
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,026
(GASPS)
It's Jedi Master Adam!
247
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,830
How dare you use
ALF's good name
to distract me?
248
00:09:58,832 --> 00:09:59,397
ALF is sacred!
249
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:03,435
He eats cats, dude.
Cats are the chicken
of Melmac!
250
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,971
Doesn't matter!
Give me my disk!
251
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:06,905
You left us
no choice, man.
252
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:10,008
We've been working our fingers
to the bone to make you happy!
253
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,443
Just let me make
one little change.
254
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,044
Never!
Give us that floppy!
255
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,346
We need it! Hand it over!
256
00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:15,947
ADULT ADAM:
And then it happened.
257
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,481
(IN SLOW-MOTION)
No!
258
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:19,050
Barry accidentally grazed the inside of the disk.
259
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:24,255
Yep, back then, a fragile floppy could be ruined with one tiny touch.
260
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,625
Oh, no. You touched
the tender insides!
261
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,893
No. I didn't. My fingers
missed the tender insides.
262
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:32,130
I saw it. Your meaty thumb
was all over
the tender insides!
263
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,634
My fingers missed
the tender insides!
Let's relax!
264
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,570
The tender insides
are still gonna be okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
265
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,939
ADULT ADAM: It was the most tense moment of my life.
266
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:44,609
Surely, a fingerprint couldn't cause that much damage.
267
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,977
And yet, it did.
268
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,145
He touched
the tender insides.
269
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,247
I didn't think
I touched it.
270
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,249
So, now that we're
starting fresh,
271
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,753
may I suggest
Geoff and Erica
for cutest couple?
272
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,687
(BARRY SIGHS)
Too soon?
273
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,222
ADULT ADAM: While I lost the entire school year,
274
00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:01,326
my uncle discovered a cushy way to make us millions.
275
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,227
What the hell is this?
276
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:06,264
This, my dear brother,
is our future.
277
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,000
I give you... Bean bags.
278
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,201
I don't want
any bean bags!
279
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,237
Take them back to
where they come from.
280
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:12,837
Please, just hear me out.
281
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,640
Do you remember last year
when I went back
to college for a week?
282
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,242
Yeah, I paid for
the whole semester.
283
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,277
Well, before I was
unfairly kicked out
284
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,879
of the freshman dorm
for that fire,
285
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,782
I learned that every kid
comes with two things...
286
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,051
A mini-fridge
and bean bag chairs.
287
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:29,254
Marvin! This isn't
a get-rich-quick scheme.
288
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,689
We sell furniture!
289
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,425
Um, bean bag chairs
are furniture.
290
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,760
They're soft, colorful balls
of furniture.
291
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,494
How are you
not getting this?
292
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,764
Damn it, Marvin!
No person wants to sit
on a sack of beans.
293
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,866
Yes, they will! Just pull up
a bag and sit on it!
294
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,101
I will never sit
on a bag of beans.
295
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,236
Sit on the beans.
I don't want to sit
on the beans!
296
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,304
No! Come on!
Try it!
297
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,205
Stop it!
I don't want to try it!
298
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,475
Ease on down
to comfy town.
I don't want to! I just don't!
299
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,476
(GRUNTS)
Yes.
300
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,312
Now let the tiny beans
work their magic.
301
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,380
Damn it! I'm stuck!
302
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,748
The more I push,
the more I sink!
303
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,150
(CHUCKLES)
You're doing it wrong.
You got to shimmy out.
304
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,252
Like me. Watch.
I am shimmying!
305
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,922
(STRAINING) You just
got to do like I do.
306
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,223
(SCREAMS)
307
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,259
Now I'm stuck in this
horrible cloud of beans!
308
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,261
I knew this was
a bad idea!
Help me!
309
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,931
You were supposed to
take this seriously!
310
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,198
I do!
311
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,266
But if you don't
appreciate me,
then I'm gonna quit.
312
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,169
More like you're fired!
Let me show you the door!
313
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,206
Yeah, don't bother.
I'll go through it myself.
314
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,208
(GRUNTING WILDLY)
315
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,410
Seriously?
316
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,579
The whole yearbook's gone?
How did this happen?
317
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,548
Well, as you know,
these two treat me
like a child,
318
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,550
so I composed
a list of demands
319
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,786
for when the balance of power
shifted in my favor.
320
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,488
What are you
even talking about?
321
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,822
Do you have any idea
how much time
322
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,224
I've spent working
on this layout?
323
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,092
Based on the fact that
this is the yearbook,
324
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,560
I'm gonna go with
a year?
325
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,262
Yes.
And now it's all gone.
326
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:44,896
Don't worry, Dana.
327
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,733
I've literally memorized
the entire school year.
328
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,202
All I got to do
is re-create the yearbook
329
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,470
using my brain snapshots.
330
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,672
You mean your memories?
Accessing first day of school.
331
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,342
(INHALES DEEPLY)
It was late September,
Wednesday.
332
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,677
It was snowing hard,
and the Eagles
were in the Super Bowl.
333
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,548
None of that's right.
Geoff Schwartz was there,
and he said something funny.
334
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,849
And we were like,
"Good one, bro."
335
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,285
That does sound like me.
Just forget about it.
336
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,253
I still have the hard copy,
337
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,221
so I'll just retype
the whole thing by myself.
338
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,691
At least let me help.
No. Trust me.
You've done enough.
339
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,993
You think
this was my fault?
340
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,427
They told me
ALF was on.
341
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,964
I mean, puppetry, comedy,
a wisecracking alien.
342
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:20,598
Come on!
I'm just a man.
343
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,136
No. No, you're really not.
You're actually just a child.
344
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,739
Thanks a lot!
You ruined my life.
345
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:30,742
You started this
when you gave us
that insane list of demands.
346
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,709
Do you even know
why I wrote it?
347
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:35,146
My whole life,
you've treated me like some
insignificant baby!
348
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,683
I couldn't wait
till I got to high school
so I could be an equal.
349
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,386
But it got worse!
You respect me less!
350
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:41,786
Adam.
No!
351
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,722
It's bad enough
that you always see me
as a little child,
352
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,591
but now Jackie does, too.
353
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,592
I hope you're happy.
354
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,461
Jedi Master Adam's
done with you two!
355
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,163
(SNORING)
356
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,832
Marvin?
357
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,799
Huh?
358
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,134
(LAUGHING)
Oh, hey! Ho!
359
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,068
Bev! How's it going?
360
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,838
I was just... (CLEARS THROAT)
poppin' into the Wawa here
361
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,573
to pick up some
strawberry milk and...
362
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:04,075
And get a box
of California raisins.
363
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:04,809
You gotta
treat the body good
364
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,178
if you want it
to treat you good back.
You know what I'm saying?
365
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,848
Are you just saying a bunch
of words to distract me
366
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,683
from the fact that
you're living in your car?
367
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,652
Can't a man just have all
of his worldly possessions
368
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,321
stuffed into
his DeLorean?
369
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,922
What happened
to your condo?
370
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,390
Funny story, sad story.
371
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,026
I had to sell it in order
to get rid of my keno debt,
372
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,798
which is a good thing because
now I'm free and clear
to start over fresh.
373
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,900
Fresh?
You're homeless.
374
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:32,904
I like to think of it not as
home-less but as car-full.
375
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,874
I'm actually thrilled
this is happening,
except for the bucket.
376
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:36,808
Don't look in the bucket.
377
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:37,909
Okay, you're coming home
with me.
378
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,445
You can stay in the basement
until you get back
on your feet.
379
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:44,616
Yeah, I don't know
if the Mur-Man's
gonna be cool with that.
380
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:47,719
Marvin,
he loves you dearly.
381
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,653
He may act all angry,
382
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,789
but deep in his heart,
he wants you to live with us.
383
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,591
I do not want him
living with us!
384
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,728
I am saying it out loud
so everyone can hear!
385
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,129
He's got to go!
No Marvin!
386
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:58,830
Think you're right, Bev.
387
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,699
He's playing it super angry,
but he wants this.
388
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,002
Ha-ha! I knew
this would happen!
I called it.
389
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:08,773
Now I got four kids
living here forever
and leeching off me.
390
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,474
That's it!
391
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:13,778
I am tired of you
always calling me
your idiot kid brother!
392
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,647
Just once,
I want you to treat me
393
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,582
like Barry and Erica
treat Adam,
394
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,284
with a little bit
of dignity and respect!
395
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,086
The timing of this comparison
is not good.
396
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,188
That's why I'm a damaged
shell of a man, Murray,
397
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:27,225
because you never looked
at me like I was your equal,
398
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,526
unlike these two angels
399
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,929
who build up their kid brother
no matter what!
400
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,631
Oh, my God.
Adam's gonna be Marvin.
401
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,899
We got to fix this.
402
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,600
You see that?
403
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:40,872
There they go,
off to make a growing
boy's dreams come true.
404
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,573
Learn from them.
Don't do that.
405
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,909
Don't make me out
to be the bad guy here.
406
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,812
Right.
'Cause that's always me.
407
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,448
Good news, Murray...
You never have to worry
408
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,184
about another kid staying
in your house ever again.
409
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:58,222
ADULT ADAM: And so my dad's harsh words would finally drive my uncle away.
410
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:58,923
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
411
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,792
Only problem... He was out of gas.
412
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,696
There you go! Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
413
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,268
Uh, I don't want to sound
ungrateful here, Bevvy,
414
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,604
but you got to
put your back into it!
415
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,642
ADULT ADAM:
Thanks to Barry and Erica, I had lost the yearbook
416
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,877
and my girlfriend, or so I thought.
417
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,915
Hey, big man.
Big old... man boy.
418
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,783
Not boy. Man.
Full man.
419
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,486
I don't know what's happening,
but make it stop.
420
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,020
Look, you were right.
421
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,322
It's not fair
that we still treat you
like a dumb little kid.
422
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,891
From now on, you're no longer
our nerdy baby bro.
423
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,060
You're like a real person
that matters.
424
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,695
Well, none of that helps me
get Jackie back.
425
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:42,200
Lucky for you,
we can help with that by
doing what we do best...
426
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,303
redeeming relationships
with original song.
427
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,838
(FINGERS SNAP)
Hit it!
428
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,274
¶ Dear Jackie, I really miss ya, girl
429
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,910
¶ It's me, Adam the nerdiest nerd in the world
430
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,713
¶ Yeah, I once was a boy who liked robots and space
431
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,383
¶ But now I'm a man who likes smoochin' your face
432
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,052
¶ Anyway, Jackie, I'm so, so sorry
433
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,355
¶ Now come to my basement and let's play Atari
434
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,392
¶ Girl, I must confess
435
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,960
¶ Ah, yeah
436
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:12,363
¶ I'm in complete distress
437
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,065
¶ My heart's in two, girl
438
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,435
¶ About this yearbook mess
439
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,403
(WHISPERS) Forgive me.
440
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:23,207
¶ He's a man, he's a man, he's a man
441
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,376
¶ Adam is the man ¶
442
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,679
Sorry about ruining
your life's work.
443
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:33,151
I got to say, that was
pretty well-rehearsed
for how bad it was.
444
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,554
Was it the chorus?
I told them it sucked!
445
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,588
Forget the song.
446
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,324
Fact is, if I want to be
treated like an adult,
447
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,359
I got to act like one.
448
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,628
And that means taking
real responsibility.
449
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,432
Oh, look. Our baby brother
is a baby man now.
450
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,966
What can we do to help?
451
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,602
How are your
typing skills?
452
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,238
Done!
What's this?
453
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,842
The yearbook...
Every page, every caption.
It's all there.
454
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,043
How is that even possible?
455
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,446
First, I got my brother
and sister to help.
456
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,980
Then we got
all our closest friends
457
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,116
to retype it
page by page.
458
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,018
You did that for me?
I did.
459
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,821
And then I read it,
and it was a giant mess.
460
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,990
So I took the disk that we
destroyed to a computer expert
461
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,559
and spent
all my Bar Mitzvah money
462
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,528
to fix the tender insides
of the floppy.
463
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,797
Gotta say, I'm impressed.
464
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,200
I did make one change,
though.
465
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,102
I made us
Cutest Couple.
466
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,504
That's a blatant
abuse of power.
467
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,972
And I'm good with it.
(CHUCKLES)
468
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,007
ADULT ADAM: In the end, I learned the easiest way
469
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,910
to be treated like a grown-up was to act like one.
470
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:36,080
And my dad realized that, despite everything,
471
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,684
his little brother had actually come a long way.
472
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,986
¶ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
473
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,087
Hey.
474
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:43,888
¶ Ooh-ooh
475
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:47,592
Go away. I'm about to
sit down to dinner.
476
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,627
Here's a key.
477
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,596
What's that?
478
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,831
You're moving in.
479
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:57,335
Well, I thought you didn't
want another kid
leeching off of you.
480
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,504
You're not a kid.
You're my brother.
481
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,807
And you won't be leeching,
'cause you're paying rent.
482
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,808
How? I don't have a job.
483
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,044
Yeah, you do.
At the store with me.
484
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,479
Why? Why would you do that?
485
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,282
It's time we both
started believing in you.
486
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,049
¶ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
487
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,685
(VOICE BREAKING)
I just messed up everything.
488
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,454
Maybe you did.
489
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:20,291
But it's never too late
to start over.
490
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,894
Really?
Together.
491
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,829
Thanks, Mur.
492
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,198
ADULT ADAM:
That's the thing about the people you love...
493
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,268
No matter what, they always give you another chance.
494
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,271
ADAM: "I'm the Leia
to your Han Solo."
495
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,505
Oh, sweet God.
496
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,040
Don't get a big head
about it.
497
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,241
No, read what I wrote.
498
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,343
"I'm the Han Solo
to your Leia."
499
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,779
That's crazy, right?
It's crazy.
500
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,346
(BOTH LAUGH)
501
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:46,184
Would you look at that?
Our little man's
all grown up.
502
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,885
Gross. But cute.
503
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,221
We're kissing now.
It's happening.
Uh, like now now?
504
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:50,655
¶ Lean on me
505
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,691
ADULT ADAM:
Even though I'd always be the baby of the family,
506
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,060
that year, my brother and sister
507
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,662
started to see me as more of a grown-up.
508
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,365
And even though the last thing my dad ever wanted was another kid in the house,
509
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,770
the truth was having Uncle Marvin around wouldn't be so bad.
510
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:09,941
'Cause there's nothing better than having family to lean on.
511
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,243
¶ Somebody to lean on ¶
512
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,550
(BELL DINGS)
513
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,124
Hey, Ad-Rock!
Good news.
514
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,760
I wrote another verse to help
you get back with Jackie.
515
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,696
Dude, everything's
fine with us now.
516
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,330
Please don't sing for me.
517
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,198
Just let it happen,
or he'll never
leave you alone.
518
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,834
¶ Dear Jackie, I love you like no other
519
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,536
¶ But you know who's really awesome?
520
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,070
¶ Barry, my brother
521
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,539
¶ Black belt in karate, girls think he's a hottie
522
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,275
¶ It's like how much can you fit in one body?
523
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,644
¶ He's a god on Earth, an academic wiz
524
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,380
¶ To be Barry is divine, my words, not his
525
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,983
¶ I wish I could do what Big Tasty can
526
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:55,152
¶ But I'm only Adam, forever your man
527
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:58,155
¶ Girl, I must confess
528
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,057
¶ Barry is my idol
529
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,194
¶ Barry really is the best
530
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:04,795
¶ Barry is the best
531
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,999
¶ To know him, we are blessed
532
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,433
¶ Barry rules the world
533
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:13,804
¶ He's a man, he's a man, he's a man
534
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,873
¶ Barry is the man ¶
535
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,475
I wrote that song
for you, girl.
536
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,810
Copyright Big Tasty Records.
537
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,512
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
538
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,980
Still a no.
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