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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,034 --> 00:00:02,868 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, there was one TV doctor 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,703 that stood out more than the rest... 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,205 Doogie Howser, MD. 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,740 He was a genius teenage physician 5 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:11,110 who operated on, and won... America's hearts. 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:13,946 And there was no bigger Doogie-head than my brother, 7 00:00:13,948 --> 00:00:17,049 who realized his calling in life was to be a doctor, too. 8 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,585 Can we turn this off and make out now? Shh! 9 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:23,322 Doogie's changing how old, stuffy doctors look at medicine. 10 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,824 ADULT ADAM: Which is exactly what Barry wanted to do, 11 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:26,992 so he gave it a shot. 12 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,627 Doctoring! Oh, no! Why?! 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:29,928 Just checking your reflexes. 14 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:33,499 Patient lacks muscle response and also seems highly agitated. 15 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:34,800 Damn right I'm agitated! 16 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,002 You just hit my knee with a hammer! 17 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,704 (SNORING) 18 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,471 (GAGS) 19 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,406 Oh, God! What's happening? 20 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,741 Patient's throat seems red and inflamed, 21 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,210 especially that dangly part in the back. 22 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,412 Stay away from me! 23 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:50,249 Damn it! Come back and get the remote I just threw at you! 24 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,419 Aah! I just want to sleep, moron! 25 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:57,022 Patient appears to be emotionally unstable and also gassy. 26 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:57,990 What the hell's on your face? 27 00:00:57,992 --> 00:01:00,893 Looks fancy and expensive. Who's buying you this crap? 28 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,528 There's my little Schmoopie Howser! 29 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,263 Look what I got you at the medical-supply store today. 30 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:08,100 Noice! Good to know at least someone around here supports my dream. 31 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:11,870 Shame on you, Murray, for not believing in your future-doctor son. 32 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,472 I just want to get some sleep! 33 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,373 Stop encouraging the moron! 34 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,242 No! That's my doctor recorder I talk into for some reason! 35 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,211 I just want to get the damn tape! Murray! That was expensive! 36 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,814 I just want to get the tape! Stop it! Get away! Stop it! 37 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:23,582 Okay, I've decided I'm either gonna be 38 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,553 a doctor for the Phillies or the president's personal brain surgeon. 39 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:29,688 Hey, guys. I heard the amazing news. 40 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,157 That my idea for Barry Goldberg appreciation day 41 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,692 has been approved by the school board? 42 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:34,993 I told you they said no. 43 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,829 I'm referring to how Lainey got accepted 44 00:01:36,831 --> 00:01:39,064 into the Savannah College of Art and Design. 45 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,732 I think Mr. Glascott might be mistaken. 46 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,734 No, it's right here on official stationery. 47 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,903 How is this the first I'm hearing about this? 48 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,939 Well, I must have gotten in this very second. Yay! 49 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,640 No, this letter says you got in over a month ago. 50 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:52,111 That's impossible! Lainey would never hide something so big from me. 51 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,245 Yes, that would be a terrible betrayal 52 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,815 that would rock the very foundation of everything that you hold dear. 53 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,551 Read the room, dude. Roger that. 54 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,020 How could this happen? We had a plan. 55 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,388 You graduate and take a year off, 56 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,959 and then I graduate, and you follow me to the college of my choosing. 57 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,594 I never officially agreed to that. 58 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,430 Okay, fine. But you can't go to that school without me 59 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,132 and surround yourself with all those fashion boys. 60 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,834 Fashion boys? Yeah, they're all stylish and tan 61 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,536 and love dancing the night away with each other. 62 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,705 I really don't think you have to worry about fashion boys. 63 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:20,873 This changes everything between us. 64 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:23,542 I guess it was my dream and I just wanted to give it a shot. 65 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,744 Well, I don't want you to give up your dream. 66 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,212 Oh, baby. Idea! 67 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:28,447 I'll just go to the medical school 68 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,182 at the Savannah College of Art and Design! 69 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,084 I checked... They don't have a pre-med program. 70 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,519 Ugh! That school makes no sense! 71 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,221 Look, nothing's written in stone. I may not even go there. 72 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,523 But you got a full scholarship! 73 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,124 You'd be a fool not to attend! 74 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,259 Not now! Roger that. 75 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,028 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) I love you. We'll talk about this later. 76 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,096 Sure. We'll figure it out. 77 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:48,000 Man, nothing... And I mean nothing survives long distance. 78 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:51,970 How is this helping? I get that a lot. Toodles! 79 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,405 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 80 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:57,576 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 81 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:00,812 ¶ I don't know the future 82 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:04,583 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 83 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,919 ADULT ADAM: It was March 15th, 1980-something, 84 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:08,754 and my dad was coming home from work 85 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,923 excited to see his favorite child... 86 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:12,991 I'm home! ...our dog, Lucky. 87 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,427 There she is! Oh, I love you. 88 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,562 I love you, I love you. 89 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,996 And as the favorite Goldberg child, 90 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:22,601 Lucky got a lot of privileges the rest of us didn't, like free snacks. 91 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,502 Soft pretzels... Nice. 92 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,838 Hey! I'm sorry. Are you an adorable pooch? 93 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,874 (LAUGHING) I don't think you are. Hands off. 94 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:33,345 She also got showered with love and kisses and whatever this is. 95 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,414 Come on! This is the way I talk! 96 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,483 I'm Lucky, the Goldberg mascot! 97 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,553 My dad taught her tricks, bought her outfits... 98 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,621 Even a fancy dog bed. 99 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,489 The rest of us... Not so much. 100 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:45,657 Okay, very important question... 101 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,726 On one hand, Florida has beaches, 102 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,128 but on the other hand, Georgia has peaches. 103 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:53,565 So it's beaches versus peaches. See my predicament? 104 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,766 What is this? Why are you talking to me? 105 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,603 For school. I'm trying to decide between Emory and Miami. 106 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,471 They both have awesome music programs. 107 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:02,441 Oh! I can actually help you with this. Neither. 108 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,577 You're telling me you'll pony up for a designer dog bed 109 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,679 but not your own daughter's future? 110 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,914 Yes. Oh, my god! 111 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,648 (WHINES) MURRAY: Ohh! 112 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:14,152 Doesn't she look like a handsome lady from the 1850s? 113 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,088 ERICA: Guess what, nerd. 114 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,956 The dog is definitely dad's favorite. 115 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,625 Oh, you saw Lucky's new waterbed, huh? 116 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,794 It's a waterbed? I don't even have one! 117 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,563 It's like he loves the dog more than his own kids. 118 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:28,500 I've tried to point it out to him like a hundred times, but he won't admit it. 119 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,701 Well, it's time I get him to. 120 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,503 ADULT ADAM: As my sister cooked up a plan, 121 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,505 Barry was searching for answers. 122 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,642 Pops, you've lived an impossibly long time. 123 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:39,244 Tell me an old-timey story that reassures me 124 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,280 a long-distance relationship can work. 125 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:44,883 Well, I once dated a Tunisian woman named Marwa. 126 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,985 We would swim in the warm waters 127 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,187 of the Mediterranean during the day 128 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,623 and become one on the beach at night. 129 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,391 So it can work. It did... 130 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:56,361 Until her father chased me around an open-air bazaar with a scimitar. 131 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,898 Why did I go down this incredibly long road with you for nothing? 132 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,066 I'll be honest with you, kiddo... 133 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:04,636 When I started that story, I didn't remember how it ended. 134 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,370 I don't know what I'm gonna do! 135 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:09,041 Lainey was supposed to be by my side my entire time in medical school. 136 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:11,943 See? That's the point of my story! 137 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,578 Love is unpredictable. 138 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,547 Don't try to salvage your stupid story. 139 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,983 I have to figure out how to be with the girl I love 140 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,951 and go to medical school at the same time! 141 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,020 ADULT ADAM: But then, there he was... 142 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,756 The man-boy that would give barry the answer! 143 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:25,557 Unless... No! 144 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:30,262 Don't look at the boy surgeon and get some farkakte idea. 145 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,664 Nice chat, Pops. 146 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,801 Mother, you relentlessly and unrealistically 147 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,836 support my dreams more than anyone, right? 148 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,403 Of course I do, pumpkin. 149 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:42,441 Not to overstate it, but I'd like to bottle you up and sell you at Bergdorf's. 150 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,043 That's why I need your help to make sure I become 151 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,279 a fully licensed and accredited doctor 152 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:48,613 before Lainey leaves for college. 153 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,416 Um, boopie? It takes years to become a doctor. 154 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:55,220 But Doogie's 16 and already does that thing when he yells "clear!" 155 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,621 Then shoots lightning into some dude's heart. 156 00:05:56,623 --> 00:06:00,959 That sounds fun! But you're still just a boy in high school. 157 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,662 Step 1... Take my GED, graduate tomorrow. 158 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:06,164 What's next? Four years of pre-med at college. 159 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,000 I'll do it in six weeks. Done. Next. What else you got? 160 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:12,371 Actual medical school, which takes another four years. 161 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,005 I'll knock it out in a month. 162 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,708 Boom! Cutting out hearts and playing God. 163 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,876 But to be a cardiologist, 164 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,978 you need to do a residency at a hospital, 165 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,980 and that's at least another two years. 166 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,682 I'll do it in two days. Done! 167 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:27,119 Where are my golf clubs? Dr. Tasty's ready to save lives. 168 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:27,586 Honey, I love you, 169 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:31,156 but even I don't believe all that can happen before Lainey leaves. 170 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,158 This is so typical of you... 171 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,393 Never supporting anything I do! 172 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:38,163 Don't you say that! I support everything about you! 173 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,431 Except this. This is insane. 174 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,366 I know! This is hopeless! 175 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,636 So if I got to choose between being a regular-aged doctor 176 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,705 and being with Lainey, I choose her! 177 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,039 Stop. What are you saying? 178 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,809 If it's between saving millions with my doctoring 179 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,277 or saving one with my loving, 180 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,512 then I choose to let millions die. 181 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,847 But I was looking forward to letting my friends 182 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,883 ramble on about their boring sons, 183 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:58,850 and when they asked me about you, 184 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,319 I'd smugly say, "He's a doctor." Not anymore. 185 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:05,624 But I was gonna get personalized license plates that say "Doc's Mom" 186 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,725 And steal all your cream samples 187 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:10,362 and bother you on family vacations when I find a weird bump! 188 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:11,930 Not anymore. Honey? 189 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,331 Goodbye, tongue depressors. 190 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,468 I guess I ate all those popsicles for nothing. 191 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:20,672 ADULT ADAM: As Barry's plan for his future was losing steam, 192 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,707 Erica heated things up in the kitchen. 193 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,142 Yep, she used a single smoke alarm 194 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:27,879 (ALARM BEEPING) To prove that lucky was our dad's favorite. 195 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,048 (MUTTERING) Fire. 196 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:30,982 Fire! 197 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,418 Come here, Lucky. I gotcha. 198 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,853 I'll rescue you, my little princess! 199 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:39,257 ADULT ADAM: And so my dad proved her point... Insultingly quick. 200 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,425 I can't believe you, dude! 201 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:41,993 How could you save the dog over us? 202 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,363 It's a dog! She doesn't know from fire alarms! You do! 203 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,965 Just admit it... Lucky's your favorite child. 204 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,602 You're just upset 'cause I won't pay for some fancy out-of-state school. 205 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,671 No, I'm upset because you don't care. 206 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,740 If Lucky was going to college, you'd be a hysterical mess! 207 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,143 Don't be a moron. There's no such thing as dog college. 208 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,145 What would she even study? Frisbee catching? 209 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,080 Please, Lucky hates Frisbee. 210 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,114 Fine, tail chasing. 211 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,483 Lucky doesn't chase her tail! 212 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,852 Duh! That's why she'd take the class, to learn. 213 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:10,989 Okay! I'm sorry I introduced dog college as a concept! 214 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,023 My point is, I'm moving out, 215 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,260 and you haven't shown a shred of emotion about it. 216 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:15,861 Stop. 217 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:16,862 Well, I feel sorry for this dog, 218 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,163 because she's stuck in this crazy family! 219 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,600 Let me tell you something. This dog loves this house, loves me, 220 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,468 and isn't running off anywhere. 221 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,237 ADAM: (GASPS) Oh, no! ERICA: Stop! 222 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,371 Lucky! Come to Daddy! 223 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,906 ADULT ADAM: As our dog was taking off, 224 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,509 Barry's new career was on the runway. 225 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,744 People of this house! 226 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,947 Are you ready to witness the future of fashion? 227 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,616 What's with the getup, Barry? 228 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,317 I no longer respond to "Barry." 229 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,620 From now on, I am the fashion designer 230 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,122 known only as... Bare. 231 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:44,856 Stop it right now. 232 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,359 You're becoming a doctor, end of story! 233 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,629 Never! I am and forever will be a fashion boy. 234 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,031 And I must get my portfolio together for Savannah. 235 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,400 Bare has it all, shirts, shorts, pants, 236 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,969 also pants shorter than normal pants. 237 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,404 So... Shorts. 238 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,171 Damn it! 239 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,706 I'm ignoring that and moving on. 240 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,041 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) I give you Bare... 241 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:08,179 formal active wear for going to a ball or slam-dunking one. 242 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,248 I'm a model! 243 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,149 (SIGHS) 244 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,251 Next, we got Naked Rob. 245 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:17,088 BareStyles is the only clothing this nudist will wear. 246 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,623 It really breathes, bro. 247 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,625 For the tiny man who can live in a shoe, 248 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:24,729 we got Andy Cogan modeling the petite line. 249 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,665 Aw, come on, dude! I'm helping you! 250 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,534 And finally, we got Matthew Bradley 251 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,970 showing off our sportsedo. 252 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,239 He shoots and scores... 253 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,875 With the ladies. 254 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,108 Oww! 255 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:40,612 Okay, he's making these poor boys wear a bunch of schmattas. 256 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,914 You got to get involved now! 257 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,616 (INHALES SHARPLY) 258 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,284 (BLEEP) me. 259 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:51,189 ADULT ADAM: We'd been all over Jenkintown, and still no sign of Lucky. 260 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:55,760 Oh, damn it! She lost her collar! Now we'll never find her! 261 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,495 Balls! I'm freaking out! 262 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,797 This is your fault, Dad! 263 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,865 Who ties a dog to the lid of a garbage can? 264 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,535 She was only out there 'cause you staged a fake fire 265 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,971 and ruined perfectly good fish sticks! 266 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,005 None of this would have even happened 267 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,507 if you could just talk to each other like normal people! 268 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,776 I'm always willing to talk about my feelings, 269 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,445 unlike Closed Off Johnson over here. 270 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,214 You want feelings? I love that damn dog! 271 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,451 It never asks for anything, never gives me any lip, 272 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,554 and then when I come home, she runs right up to me! 273 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,723 Forgive me for not charging into your arms 274 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,091 as you shed your swampy pants 275 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,058 and head to your disgusting chair. 276 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:30,328 When you were a little girl, you used to run through the door 277 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,130 into my arms every time I came home, 278 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,098 and that was the best part of my day. 279 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,802 (VOICE BREAKING) And now that's gone too, and my heart is broken! 280 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,403 Oh, okay. Yikes. 281 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,940 But now you're leaving, and it's so painful, I can't stand it! 282 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,274 Please make him stop. I can't. 283 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:47,278 I used to have a dog that would sit by my side and not leave, 284 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,015 (SOFTLY) and now she's gone, too. 285 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:50,849 No! Don't cry-whisper! 286 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,285 (WHISPERING) The only thing that still loves me is gone. 287 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,620 I'm so lonely. 288 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,589 What have you done? What have I done? 289 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,958 (WEAKLY) I'm scared! I'm scared to be alone! 290 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,725 We need to find the dog! 291 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,261 Maybe she went in the dumpster for food scraps. 292 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:03,695 Is she in there? 293 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:07,632 Of course she's not! She's a foot high and doesn't have thumbs! 294 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,633 Aah! 295 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,634 ADULT ADAM: I may have hurt my hand, 296 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:13,405 but Lainey was in for a way more painful surprise. 297 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,240 Hello, Lainey Lewis. Aah! 298 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,075 Not a fan of seat belts, I see. 299 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,810 I was just getting situated. 300 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,811 We need to talk about your plans 301 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:24,015 to drag my boy to the Deep South to become a fashionista. 302 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:24,916 How is this on me? 303 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,451 I've always supported his dreams, 304 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,086 even when they've been highly questionable, 305 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,921 like when he wanted to be a yo-yo champion 306 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,790 or start a shelter for wayward lizards. 307 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,291 Look, I know you love Barry... 308 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,827 Not as much as me, but close. 309 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,128 And we share him now, 310 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,331 and both have to think about what's best for him. 311 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,066 I get it. 312 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,801 I really do want what's best for him, 313 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:46,371 even if what's best for him... Doesn't include me. 314 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,338 Then talk to him. 315 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,642 The future of Dr. Goldberg is in your hands. 316 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:53,111 Otherwise, he's Bare. 317 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,846 ADULT ADAM: After my mom made her point, 318 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,048 (CREAKING) she made a very dramatic exit. 319 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,817 Just got to squeeze... Aah! 320 00:11:58,819 --> 00:11:59,818 Stupid tiny teenage car. 321 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:04,289 Meanwhile, my sister and I were hoping to end our drama and find Lucky. 322 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,523 I don't know what hurts worse, 323 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,991 my shattered heart or my broken hand. 324 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,794 Forget the fact your fingers look like mangled sausages. 325 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,429 We need to find Lucky so we don't have to 326 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,965 watch Dad cry-whisper over her ever again. 327 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,633 Yeah, I don't think it was about the dog. 328 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,902 He was crying over you. Don't you say that. 329 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,104 It's true. You're his Lucky. 330 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,505 You didn't think he cared about you leaving, 331 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:25,310 but he, like, loves you so hard that he's... He's broken. 332 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,811 He's a broken man! 333 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:27,112 I know! 334 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,949 He was so vulnerable and raw and real and devastated over me. 335 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,717 But this is what you wanted. 336 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:33,918 No. No way. It's too much. 337 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,255 We got to find Lucky so that Dad can put his walls back up 338 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,823 and close himself off forever. 339 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,525 Let's put up those fliers, and fast. 340 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,026 Move, move, move! 341 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:42,494 Stop, stop, stop! 342 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:45,730 ADULT ADAM: But as fate would have it, Lucky found us. 343 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,799 All we had to do was grab her. 344 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,667 Shh. No sudden movements. 345 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,304 She'll think we're playing and bolt if we try to grab her. 346 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,038 (WHINES) 347 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,574 I got this. Hey, Lucky, Lucky. 348 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,575 That's a good girl. 349 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,677 I got a doggie treat for... 350 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,945 Oh, balls! She's running! 351 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,747 Don't worry. I got this. 352 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,116 Ohh! My leg not good! 353 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,286 ADULT ADAM: Turns out finding Lucky was a painful experience. 354 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,689 Meanwhile, Lainey had some hurt in store for Barry. 355 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,957 'Sup? 356 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,494 Oh, my God! What is on your body right now? 357 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:16,895 Oh, this? 358 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,663 Just my favorite Rangers jersey, sweats, hat, and scarf. 359 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,965 But they're the sworn enemy of the Broad Street Bullies. 360 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,435 That's like saying New York is a better city than Philadelphia. 361 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,570 Ooh. Honestly, it is. 362 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,071 Whoa, whoa. What are you saying? 363 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,139 I guess I hate Philly. 364 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,207 What? And cheesesteaks. 365 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,341 (GASPS) And Rocky Balboa. 366 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,310 No! I also hate rap and BMX biking 367 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,079 and Macho Man Randy Savage, as well as Jean-Claude Van Damme. 368 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,248 You must've hit your head. You're not thinking straight. 369 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,583 Speaking of stupid karate people, 370 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,953 I also hate Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee is a wuss! 371 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,488 Don't! Just don't! 372 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,156 Whatever. I'm off to watch Breakin' 1, 373 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,624 which is far superior to Breakin' 2. 374 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,561 Oh, God, no! Breakin' 2 is the Electric Boogaloo! 375 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,362 What happened to the woman I love? 376 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,497 Hey, if you don't like it, 377 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:56,067 I guess you'll just have to break up with me. 378 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,769 You leave me no choice. 379 00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:00,772 Lainey, if it makes you happy... 380 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,808 I will completely change everything about myself. 381 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,711 The things I cherish, what defines who I am 382 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,981 are meaningless if you don't like them, too. 383 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,150 That means no more Flavor Flav, 384 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,452 and hit the bricks, Ron Hextall! 385 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,987 Damn it! Why are you so sweet? 386 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,690 All that matters is me and you. 387 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,791 Okay, fine! I admit it. 388 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,393 The Flyers are superior to the Rangers... Yes! 389 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,728 Breakin' 2 is rad... Yes! 390 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,231 And Van Damme's oiled-up, shredded body 391 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,333 and insane flexibility are sick. 392 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:28,867 Come back to me, baby! 393 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,603 I just didn't want to stand in the way of you being a doctor, 394 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,771 but I couldn't bear to break up with you myself, 395 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,106 so I wanted you to do it for me. 396 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,475 But screw it. I can't lose you next year. 397 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,476 Come to Savannah with me. 398 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,711 I don't care what your mother thinks. 399 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,913 Wait. What does she have to do with this? 400 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,248 Did she put you up to this? 401 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,949 No. Kinda. I don't know. 402 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,518 She got in my head, and my car. 403 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,454 (GROWLING) Mmnh! 404 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,356 Mmnh! 405 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,091 Mmnh! 406 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:53,992 Mmnh! 407 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,095 Must... Release... Extreme... Rage! 408 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,164 ADULT ADAM: And so the rage was released. 409 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:00,565 Barry, wait. 410 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,767 I know you're mad, but please keep my name out of it. 411 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,735 Of course, my love. 412 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,837 Lainey told me everything, Mom! 413 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,139 Come on, dude. You didn't even make it two seconds. 414 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,040 Everybody stop yelling 415 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,844 and have a calming hunk of my homemade banana bread. 416 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:13,745 Come on. No! 417 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:17,215 Warm, moist dessert bread will not stop our rage. 418 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,383 In fact, Lainey agrees. 419 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,318 I'm going with her to Savannah, Tennessee. 420 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,620 It's in Georgia. Ugh. Really? 421 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,421 Doesn't matter. 422 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,657 In fact, I will never break up with Lainey. 423 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,426 The only person I'm gonna break up with is you. 424 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:28,960 So what are you saying? 425 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,397 You're just gonna get married and have kids and never see me? 426 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,398 Is that what you wish on me? 427 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,200 More than anything! Lainey and I will have six boys. 428 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,435 Wait. What? And three girls, 429 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,903 and they'll be strangers to you. 430 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,204 Nine kids? Are you crazy? 431 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:40,939 Shh! This doesn't concern you. 432 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:44,409 You will only be known as the weird blond lady who lives down the street, 433 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:48,479 and you will never, ever be allowed in our one-bedroom condo. 434 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,747 Whoa! Nine kids in one room? 435 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,949 The complex has a large common area. 436 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,218 Don't worry, Lainey. Gam Gam will babysit whenever you want. 437 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,355 Okay, we're getting just a smidge ahead of ourselves. 438 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,489 We have to! 439 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,757 Just listen to me. 440 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,193 Lainey, we had all these big plans. 441 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,330 Now everything's falling apart. 442 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,131 ¶¶ 443 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,568 ADULT ADAM: With his future in shambles, 444 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,203 Barry did what any reasonable man would... 445 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,939 Lock himself in a closet. Barry, please come out of there. 446 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,608 BARRY: No! I'm staying in here until I've figured out 447 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,576 what I'm supposed to do with my life. 448 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,746 If you only would've agreed to the nine kids, he wouldn't be in there. 449 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,914 This is your fault. Hey! 450 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,615 You're the one forcing him to be a doctor 451 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,417 to make your friends feel like losers. 452 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,952 (LAUGHS) Duh. Yeah. 453 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,054 Uh, good news, we found the dog. 454 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,423 Bad news, all of Adam is broken. 455 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,758 So much hurting, Mama! 456 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,625 Oh, my God! Call the hospital! 457 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,829 This is the worst medical emergency the world has ever seen! 458 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,597 There's a medical emergency? 459 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,398 Clear a path! 460 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,100 Where's the pain, little bro? 461 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,502 In my arm and my leg. 462 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,970 Do you know what you're doing? 463 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,106 Don't worry. I'll fix everything. 464 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,540 You didn't answer the question! 465 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,376 Lainey, I need 50cc of ice, stat! 466 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,745 I don't know how much that is, but I'm on it. 467 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,847 BARRY: Come on, fast! I need it fast! 468 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:56,981 Mom, I need a morphine drip. 469 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,884 If you can't find that, two aspirin. On it, Schmoo. 470 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,919 BARRY: Hurry! Move, move! 471 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,588 Why is everyone listening to him? 472 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,956 He's not a medical professional! 473 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,125 BARRY: Ice! Give me my ice! 474 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,226 Whew! That's cold. 475 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,328 It's okay, little buddy. Stay with me. 476 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,729 Clearly, I can't go anywhere! 477 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,931 I'm pretty sure my leg and arm are broken! 478 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,700 Nothing is broken! Look at me! 479 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,469 You're gonna pull through just fine! 480 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,238 Open, damn it! 481 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,407 Yes! Doctoring! 482 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,475 He's gonna pull through! 483 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,512 My one baby saved my other baby. 484 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,213 I really did. 485 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,481 I cured him. 486 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,083 ADULT ADAM: Except he didn't. 487 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:32,784 Well, I was crazy-wrong. 488 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,420 Good thing you went to the hospital for a second opinion. 489 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,522 The first and only opinion! 490 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,624 Seriously, what's wrong with everyone? 491 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,793 Doesn't matter. My doctoring days are done. 492 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:45,563 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I got to admit. 493 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,667 When everyone was freaking out, you really did take charge. 494 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,935 How did you know what to do? 495 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:54,472 I guess I kind of felt it in here... 496 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,640 My heart. 497 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,507 The other side, dude! 498 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,010 I got a lot to learn. So much, it's scary. 499 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,178 Let me re-adjust your pillow. 500 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,712 (BILLY JOEL'S THIS IS THE TIME PLAYS) 501 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,482 Look at that. He's a natural. 502 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,284 He really is. 503 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,122 Lainey, I'm sorry. I should've never mixed in. 504 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,192 I just want what's best for him. 505 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,561 Me, too. 506 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,662 But at the end of the day, 507 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,197 it doesn't matter what we want. 508 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:23,034 It's up to Barry to decide where his life goes. 509 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,637 ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom and Lainey finally realized 510 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,507 they couldn't control Barry's future, 511 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,776 while Erica was realizing 512 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,811 that it was time to take control of hers. 513 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,746 Hey. Can we talk? 514 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:36,981 I'm fine. 515 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:37,682 (SNIFFLES) 516 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,083 I was just worried about the dog. 517 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,518 I didn't mean half the things I said. 518 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,588 Fine. If you don't want to talk, then I will. 519 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,823 I never knew that you felt that way. 520 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,459 And now that I do, maybe... 521 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,496 I'll just go to college in Philly. 522 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,730 You don't want to do that. 523 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,199 It's okay. There's plenty of good schools close-by. 524 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:59,303 Look, as much as I'll hate it having you gone, 525 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:03,641 I'll hate it even worse if you stay here because of me. 526 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,509 Really? 527 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,677 Yeah, you got to get out there. 528 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,713 As hard as it is for me, 529 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,315 it's time for you to start your life. 530 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,484 ¶ ...although we'll want to 531 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,021 ¶ This is the time ¶ 532 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,923 Well... Here we are. 533 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:19,824 ADULT ADAM: When we're young, 534 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,361 we want our future to go exactly as planned. 535 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,530 But then reality hits. 536 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,232 And sometimes it hits hard. 537 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,335 Barry? 538 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,638 You have to be a doctor. 539 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,106 But that means that we... 540 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,474 I know what it means. 541 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,443 But look at how great you were with Adam. 542 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:40,745 It's what you're meant to do. 543 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,315 What about us and our plan to be together forever? 544 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,416 I guess... 545 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,653 Life's something you just can't always plan out. 546 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,454 I don't know what I'm gonna do without you. 547 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,257 We still have the rest of school, the whole summer. 548 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,526 I hate we have this ticking clock on us. 549 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,829 Then I guess it only leaves us one choice. 550 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,334 To make the next few months the best ever. 551 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:08,539 ¶ I'm warm from the memory of days to come ¶ 552 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,510 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, you get too caught up in the future, 553 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,945 you miss out on today. 554 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,680 'Cause even though it seems like 555 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,748 those you love may be running off, 556 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,186 when it comes to family, they're not going anywhere. 557 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,488 ¶ ...although we'll want to 558 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,793 ¶ This is the time to remember 559 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:32,296 ¶ 'Cause it will not last forever 560 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,566 ¶ These are the days to hold on to 561 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:39,103 ¶ 'Cause we won't although we'll want to 562 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,239 ¶ This is the time... ¶ 563 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,976 As you know, now that my dreams 564 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,877 are back on track, so are yours. 565 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,212 It's only a matter of time 566 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,349 before the JTP opens the JTP, 567 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,984 the Jenkintown Practice. 568 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,185 ALL: Jenkintown Practice! 569 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,087 Hey, sorry I'm late, guys. 570 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,955 Hello, Doctor. Doctor. 571 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,023 Doctor. Doctor. 572 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,091 Doctor. Doctor. 573 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,192 Doctor. Doctor. 574 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,293 Doctor. Doctor. 575 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,527 Doctor. Doctor. 576 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,196 Doctor. Doctor. 577 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,597 Doctor. Doctor. 578 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,898 Doctor. Doctor. 579 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,000 Doctor. Doctor. 580 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,134 Doctor. Doctor. 581 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,302 Doctor. Doctor. 582 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,503 Doctor. Doctor. 583 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,704 Doctor. Doctor. 584 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,905 Doctor. Doctor. 585 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,507 Doctor. Doctor. 586 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,210 (SIGHS) 587 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,179 Look at the time. I got to go. 588 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,281 Doctor. Doctor. 589 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,482 Doctor. Doctor. 590 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,516 Doctor. Doctor. 591 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,584 Doctor. Doctor. 592 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,952 Doctor. Doctor. 593 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,086 Doctor. Doctor. 594 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,022 Doctor. Doctor. 52880

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