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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, the Grateful Dead...
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They were the chillest jam band of the '80s, and wherever they went,
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their die-hard fans would follow them.
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Back then, every school had the token Deadhead.
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Ours was Matt Bradley.
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¶ I will get by ¶
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So talented.
So chill.
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I will get by.
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JTP!
ALL: JTP!
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Where you guys been?
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I was at the Wawa,
feeding that stray dog pizza.
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You missed out big-time.
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He loves pineapples,
like a person.
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I told you, bro!
Hilarious.
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I eat those,
and I'm a person.
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Come on. Let's go
spit off a bridge.
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Actually, I think
we'd rather just chill here
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and watch
Matt Bradley jam.
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That guy?
He's a stupid Deadhead.
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So?
So?
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Their songs are, like,
a million hours long,
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their crazy fans
smell like armpits,
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and all they wear
is tie-dye.
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It's like, pick a color, bro.
You can't have them all.
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Look past the
swirly colors, man.
Matt Bradley's a good egg.
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We should totally make him
a member of the JTP.
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No way! It's in
our official bylaws that
any potential JTP prospect
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has to bring something
new to the group.
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Dude, he's, like,
a chick magnet.
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We already got one, me!
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He's also,
like, super-chill.
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I'm super-chill!
I will physically hurt
your face right now!
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At the very least,
he's musical.
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You want music?
Watch and learn.
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Attention, adoring fans.
Big Tasty is in the house!
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You suck!
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That's right! I do rock.
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JTP, drop a beat.
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Um, Bar, history has proven
that you say two good lines
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and then you freeze u
p and just repeat them
over and over...
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I said "Drop a beat"!
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(BEATBOXING)
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(RAPPING)
¶ Check to the one and check to the two
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¶ Big Tasty's on the mic, rappin' at you
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¶ 'Cause I'm checkin' to the one and I'm checkin' to the two
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¶ Big Tasty's on the mic, rappin' for you
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¶ Checkity one and checkity two
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He's stuck
in a loop again.
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¶ And I'm rappin' and I'm rappin' and I'm rappin' at you ¶
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(CROWD BOOS)
And he's gonna get hit
in the face in three, two...
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was March 8th, 1980-something,
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and I was doing what I did best, being awesome.
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(AS ROBOCOP) Dead or alive,
you're coming with me.
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All right,
my little Robo-Schmoop,
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time to clean up
your masterpiece
so I can lay out mine.
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(NORMAL VOICE) But we're about
to shoot Pops' big scene.
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Adam, is that you?
I can't see in this thing!
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Just take five, Pops.
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Finally! I'm shvitzing
in this big box!
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What happened next would change my life forever.
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(SLO-MO) Oh...
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Fudge!
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Only, I didn't say "Fudge."
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I said the big one, the granddaddy of bad words,
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and it was not good.
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Hey!
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You don't even want to know
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what this little
muddy mouth just said.
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You only get one helping
of shrimp Parm tonight.
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You can have seconds
on cheesy garlic bread,
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but no thirds!
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It was an accident,
okay?
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Unacceptable!
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I mean, where did you
even learn such a potty word?
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Nowhere.
Answer me!
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Who taught you
how to do this stuff?
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You, all right?
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I learned it
by watching you!
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Wha... What?
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I have never!
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Seriously?
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What? I don't talk like that.
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ADULT ADAM: But she did.
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Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home.
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Holy (BLEEP)!
I love that idea!
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I hate drugs
so (BLEEP) much!
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Adam used to be a good boy,
and now he's a real (BLEEP).
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(BLEEPING)
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(BLEEPING CONTINUES)
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Yeah!
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Okay, maybe I do get saucy
once in a blue moon,
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but I can
because I'm an adult.
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An adult who can't
stop herself from
talking like a lumberjack.
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Oh, really? Well,
we'll see about that.
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I'm starting
a swear jar.
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My pickles!
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You do realize
that jar is way too small
for you, right?
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Oh, you'll see. I'm not gonna
drop a penny into this thing.
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Oh, well, then you won't
mind if we use it
for something awesome,
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like, I don't know,
a trip to the Bahamas.
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Or even more exciting...
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A trip to Colonial
Williamsburg!
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We can finally get
a picture in the stocks!
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You already have one!
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But I want a new one.
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Oh. Thou doth look
so snuggly. (GIGGLES)
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No more old-timey trips
where we learn stuff.
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I want to tan
in the Bahamas.
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No one's going to the Bahamas.
No one's going anywhere.
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Of course not.
And you know why?
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Because my lips
are squeaky-clean.
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Yay! Making my kids
better people is
gonna be (BLEEP) fun.
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¶¶
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Yo, dude,
we've been talking,
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and we want to make
an official vote
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to induct Matt Bradley
into the JTP.
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We already decided.
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He brings nothing new
to the table.
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Bro, he's got a snake.
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A streamlined iguana?
For real?
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A deal's a deal.
He's JTP-worthy.
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Fine! We take a vote
and never discuss it again.
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All those in favor
in accepting Matt Bradley
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as a member of the JTP,
say "Aye."
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ALL: Aye.
Those opposed? Me.
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And as we all know,
I'm the leader,
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so my vote counts
as three.
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And what does that mean?
ALL: Tie vote.
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And what happens
in the event of a tie vote?
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ALL: You win.
Democracy in action!
Let's go.
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Yo, JTP,
you meet Snake Plissken?
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He poisonous?
Nah.
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He's a boa, super-docile.
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Lame.
Oh, I was gonna see
if you wanted to hold it.
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Oh, yeah!
I mean... No.
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We took a vote.
We reject you and
your awesome viper.
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That's not what
the vote was for.
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It was to be a member
of the JTP.
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Wow. I would be honored.
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Don't be. You've
already been rejected.
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It was a landslide.
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Come on, Bar. At least
give him a chance to take
the membership test.
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Membership test?
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It's a series of riddles,
trivia, and feats of strength.
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Sounds rad.
Fine!
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I'll give you a shot.
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But, as our charter states,
once you fail,
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you can't ever be
one of us.
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You don't mess around
in the JTP.
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ALL: JTP!
No!
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He's not a member!
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No call and response, JTP.
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ALL: JTP.
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ADULT ADAM: As Matt Bradley was learning the rules of the JTP,
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my mom was setting up her own rules.
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The rules are simple,
You curse, you reimburse.
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One dollar for every swear
sworn in this household.
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Well, I, for one, think
this is a fantastic way
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to make us the very best
people that we can be.
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And go to the Bahamas
and pierce my belly button.
Forget I said that.
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No one's going
to the damn Bahamas.
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Bup-bup! That's a dollar
in the swear jar, Dad.
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She's right, Murray.
We have to live by example.
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I'm not paying for these
morons to go to the Bahamas.
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You know, "moron" may not be
considered a curse word,
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but it really does feel
like one emotionally.
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I'll put 20 bucks
in that thing
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if I can call any moron
who's acting like a moron
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a moron anytime I want.
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50.
Worth it.
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Morons!
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You know what would teach us
a super-valuable lesson?
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Upping the fee for
the big-time swears
to 5 bucks a pop.
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Yes! Ooh!
What a great idea.
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Oh, balls!
It's really not!
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(LAUGHS) That's $5!
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For "balls"?
But it has
so many meanings,
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only one of which
refers to one's nards.
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That's $10!
Yay! My babies
are gonna be angels!
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What have you done,
dragon lady?
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I've got $7 to my name.
I'm already in debt.
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Relax. I have a plan.
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When it comes to swearing,
we have self-control.
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Lucky for us,
our mom does not.
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Oh, my God. You're gonna
use the swear jar to scam Mom.
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I ran the numbers.
We need 723 big swear words.
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If we can up Mom's swear rate
to twice an hour
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and nail her on some "hells"
and "damn its" in between,
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we're gonna be slurping
on strawberry daiquiris
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in the Bahamas
in 13 days.
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How do we get her
to swear more?
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Follow my lead.
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Hey, Mom?
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I've been thinking
about it, and...
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You're more than a mom.
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You're also, like...
A friend.
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That's exactly how I feel!
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We're like best
(BLEEP) friends!
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Oh. Wow.
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While I appreciate
the enthusiasm,
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you kind of just dropped
a big-money word.
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That'll be a fiver.
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Did I say "(BLEEP)"?
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I said it again! Oh!
How many (BLEEP) was that?
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, (BLEEP) it.
I'll just put in a $20.
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It's money well-spent
for my delicious,
talented superstar!
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Mama! I'm cold, and
nothing can keep me
warm like your hug!
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Will you hug me till I'm all
roasty and toasty inside?
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(BLEEP)
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(LAUGHING)
You are so adorable!
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(GASPS)
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I'll get my purse.
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(CHUCKLES)
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ADULT ADAM: As we bankrolled our trip to the Bahamas,
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my brother was banking on Matt Bradley failing
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the impossible JTP entrance exam.
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Let the trials of
the JTP begin.
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ALL: JTP!
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First up, Smashball.
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Let's see you hit
my unhittable knuckle melon.
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¶¶
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Yes!
But he destroyed that melon, and every other challenge.
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Slushie chug.
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No mere mortal can
ingest an extra-large...
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Done! Aah! My head!
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But worth it!
Dang!
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He's unstoppable!
He's immortal.
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Riddles and trivia.
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A body is found
in a locked room...
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Is the weapon
an ice knife?
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Damn it!!
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Next category,
busting balls.
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Come up with three insults
for how short Andy is.
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Oh. No, we don't
have to do...
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Go!
Andy's so tiny,
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he uses a sock
as a sleeping bag.
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00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:40,151
When Andy plays mini-golf,
it's just called "Golf."
243
00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:40,785
Did you hear Andy died?
244
00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:44,122
He was bungee-jumping
off a curb and
the dental floss broke.
245
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:44,956
Ohh!
Ohh!
246
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,058
I feel
completely humiliated.
247
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,059
This guy's awesome!
248
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,530
Blindfolded Rubik's Cube,
which no human can do,
249
00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,231
which means you'll
never be one of us.
250
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,300
Go!
Bro, this isn't
in the charter.
251
00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,335
The charter
is a living document,
252
00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,438
and, lucky for me, it makes it
so he'll never be able to...
253
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,640
Done!
What?
254
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:02,807
That's awesome!
255
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,710
Dude! Am I in the JTP?
ALL: JTP!
256
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,045
That means "yes." Cool!
257
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,113
So, what are we doing
this weekend?
258
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,514
Well, I don't know
what you'll be doing,
259
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,417
but the O.G. JTP
will be seeing the Fat Boys.
260
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,985
I'd invite you,
but it's sold out.
261
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,053
Why don't we
go see the Dead?
262
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,688
They're playing
at the fairgrounds.
263
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,622
Easy, new guy.
264
00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:20,659
The JTP likes their music
in rap form or not at all.
265
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,994
Actually, I wouldn't mind
switching it up a bit.
266
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,896
Shut up, you tiny, little...
267
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,799
Pocket... Man... Face...
268
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:28,633
Damn it, that's hard.
269
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,502
That's a big thumbs-up
on the Dead, Matty.
270
00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,404
Wait. Barry,
don't you own a van?
271
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,606
We could turn it
into a Dead bus.
Yes!
272
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,540
For sure!
A van-bus!
273
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:38,743
No! That's our A-Team van
we're taking to the Fat Boys!
274
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,012
And, like all other
JTP decisions,
275
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,415
we're putting this
concert to a vote.
276
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,217
Who wants to see
the Fat Boys tomorrow?
277
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,852
That's three votes
for Fat Bays.
278
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,254
Why do you count
as three?
279
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,355
'Cause don't question it.
280
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,556
Now, how many of you
want to go see
281
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,825
that weird, lame thing
I don't want to do?
282
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,027
One, two, three...
283
00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,363
Four?
284
00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,664
Grateful Dead, it is.
285
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,999
You're gonna love it,
JTP.
286
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,335
ALL: (CHANTING)
JTP! JTP! JTP!
287
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,437
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
They have four votes.
288
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,773
I'll never get to bulldoze
my closest friends again!
289
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,442
This is a nightmare!
290
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,547
ADULT ADAM: It had been a week, and my mom's little swearing problem
291
00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:16,982
had gone from bad to worse.
292
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,750
What'd you say now?
Nothing.
293
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,218
What, did Erica
get another solo?
294
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:24,222
No. Adam wrote
"Adam hearts Mama"
on his Trapper Keeper.
295
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,591
I had no choice.
He hearts me.
296
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,026
Damn it!
I am slowly paying
297
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,295
for a trip to the Bahamas
that I don't want to take.
298
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,898
I hate to be that person,
but you said "Damn it."
299
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,532
That's a buck.
300
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,568
Don't you see
what the kids
are doing to you?
301
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,603
They're using your
dirty mouth against you.
302
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,804
ADULT ADAM:
It was at that moment
303
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,807
that my mom finally realized she was being played.
304
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,243
Oh, my God!
They're fleecing me!
305
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,580
It's time I teach them
a real lesson.
306
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:49,981
I've been thinking,
Schmoops.
307
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,885
This jar has been so effective
at stopping my potty mouth,
308
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,820
I figured everyone
should have a jar.
309
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,155
I don't know what
your angle is here,
310
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,991
but I'm gonna have to
say... Phbt! Pass.
311
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,193
Oh, sweetie, such attitude.
312
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,496
Luckily,
now we have this.
313
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:05,730
Dollar, please.
314
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,900
A "Baditude" jar?
That's not a thing.
Oh, it is.
315
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,403
Every time you lip off,
it'll cost you a dollar.
316
00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,004
Well, that's
incredibly stupid!
317
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,807
(GASPS) Baditude!
Now it's $2.
318
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,942
Just stop giving them
baditude!
319
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,344
I don't know how not to!
320
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,079
This isn't fair!
What about him?
321
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,415
Don't worry.
Got you covered.
322
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,015
An "Adam" jar?
323
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,784
You pay up any time
you say any weird stuff
324
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,520
about space or robits
or space robits.
325
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,722
So the Adam jar
is just a nerd jar?
326
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:31,923
Yeah.
That's very hurtful!
327
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,126
Hey, your Robit-Cop movie
started this whole mess.
328
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,561
RoboCop isn't a robot.
329
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,762
If anything,
he's a cyborg,
330
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,864
which falls under
the umbrella of android,
331
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,865
which means
I'll put in a dollar.
332
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,102
See? We're all just
using these jars to
become better people.
333
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:48,206
By the end, I'll curse less,
Erica will be
a ray of sunshine,
334
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,508
and Adam will be more...
Accessible.
335
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,609
But we don't have
that kind of money.
336
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,646
Unless you have some
way for us to steal
fractions of a penny
337
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,982
off every bank transaction,
a la Superman III.
338
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:58,917
Dollar.
Just stop talking!
339
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,821
I can't! It's like the Nothing
in the NeverEnding Story.
340
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,055
It can't be stopped!
341
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:04,923
Dollar.
Just don't speak!
342
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,359
I'm like Indy when he drank
the black blood of the Kali.
343
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,428
I can't help myself!
Dollar.
344
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:10,762
Don't worry.
345
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:14,532
We'll just take money
from my swear jar
and put it into yours.
346
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,667
The proceeds
from your jars
347
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,470
will go towards a trip
to Colonial Williamsburg!
348
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:19,637
You think you'll beat us?
349
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,005
Well,
I'll be an utter delight,
350
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,041
and Adam won't even be
a little bit nerdy.
351
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,810
Yeah! I'll be as cool
as the ice planet Hoth.
352
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:26,778
$5.
Just stop talking!
353
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:30,582
ADULT ADAM: And so we were forced to avoid being our usual selves.
354
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,083
Meanwhile, Pops was watching TV
355
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,253
as Barry forced himself to like the Grateful Dead.
356
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,721
(GROANS)
Stupid Grateful Dead.
357
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:40,725
I've been listening
to a bass guitar solo
for 20 minutes.
358
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:41,593
That's a lot of bass.
359
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,996
Everyone knows no song
can be longer than 10 minutes
360
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:45,997
unless it's
The Sugar Hill Gang.
361
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:49,601
I know what'll make you feel
better. What's Happening!!
362
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,235
And I told you...
363
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,437
This kid Matt Bradley
is trying to take my place
364
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,739
as supreme and almighty
leader of the JTP.
365
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,242
No, I'm saying
What's Happening!!
366
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,043
I'm losing my posse!
367
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,411
How are you
not getting this?
368
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,515
I get it! I mean...
What's Happening!!
369
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,184
I told you
what's happening 10 times!
370
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,686
ADULT ADAM:
Much like my mom, who tended to swear,
371
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,821
this is what Pops usually said.
372
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,856
What's happening?
What's happening?
373
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,625
What's happening?
What's happening?
374
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,093
What's happening?
375
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,095
What's happening?
376
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,131
Oh! What's Happening!!
377
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,233
I love Rerun
on these reruns.
378
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,501
This is a classic.
379
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,903
Rerun tries
to bootleg a show,
380
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,039
and then the Doobie Brothers
stop an entire concert
381
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,707
when they see Rerun
taping them.
382
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,775
Thanks for ruining it.
383
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,444
Wait a minute.
He ruined the concert.
384
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:33,945
That's it!
385
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,147
I'll record the Dead concert
and get caught.
386
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,818
I'm gonna really
ask this time...
What's happening?
387
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,219
I'll tell you
what's happening.
388
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:46,057
I'm gonna make sure
the JTP never see
a Dead show again.
389
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,625
¶¶
390
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,626
Oh, there you are.
391
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,262
Erica, do me a favor
and empty the dishwasher.
392
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,630
I would love
to do that, Mother.
393
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,333
So nice of you.
Also, clean the gutters.
394
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,868
What?
Hold it together.
395
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,236
Fun... That would be.
396
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:01,239
ADULT ADAM: My mom was playing us just like we played her,
397
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,774
and then she pulled out the big guns.
398
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,877
I heard there's a new
Star Track movie coming out.
399
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:09,347
We should go see it, huh?
Go see Star Track?
400
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,583
That is...
A title you would say.
401
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:14,118
And I heard the best thing
about the space movie
402
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,622
is this one superhero
named Hans Olo.
403
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,124
Run, Adam! Run!
No! I got to say it.
404
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,460
His name is Han Solo,
not Hans.
405
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,830
He's a rogue smuggler,
not a Danish shoe cobbler.
406
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,631
You boned us.
407
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:30,468
Han Solo is from Star Wars,
408
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,603
not Star Trek.
409
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:34,405
And it's Trek, by the way,
not "Track"!
410
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,374
Colonial Williamsburg,
here we come!
411
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,510
Oh, you're gonna look so cute
with your (BLEEP) musket.
412
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,178
Aha!
You swore!
413
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,448
I knew that she wouldn't
last long. So predictable.
414
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,015
Baditude!
415
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,050
Huh! Someone can't keep
their (BLEEP) together.
416
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,886
Ha! Who can't
keep it together now?
417
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,322
This is more twists and turns
than the Battle of Endor!
418
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,123
Adam jar!
419
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,425
Stop talking,
you giant nerd!
420
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,093
Baditude jar!
421
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,028
(CHUCKLES) This is
too (BLEEP) easy.
422
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:57,762
BOTH: Swear jar!
423
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,764
ADULT ADAM: With that, the jar wars were on.
424
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:02,967
Meanwhile, it was all peace and love at The Grateful Dead show.
425
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,370
Dude, this 45-minute song
is amazing.
426
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,070
And everyone's
so nice.
427
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,473
Yeah, especially
that one guy that invited
me to live with him
428
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,209
and those 10 other guys over
there on that patch of lawn.
429
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,243
Hey, wouldn't
it be awesome
430
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,979
if we could listen
to this concert later?
431
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:16,281
What's all that?
432
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,516
Definitely not
illegal bootleg equipment
433
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,386
that'll allow me to profit
after selling them later!
434
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,354
Hey, pal, you trying
to tape the show?
435
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,690
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
436
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,691
We're gonna
have to go, huh?
437
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,960
For sure. Taping section's
way over there.
438
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:29,727
You can go on down.
439
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,962
ADULT ADAM:
Unfortunately for my brother,
440
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,698
he picked the one band chill enough to let you tape them.
441
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,900
Barry, you're the man.
You just scored us
better seats.
442
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,904
Why? What kind of band
allows you to tape
their entire concert?
443
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:40,705
This doesn't make any sense.
444
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,042
Dead are a band of the people.
Music's for everyone.
445
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,176
They're so nice.
446
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,511
Now I hate them even more!
447
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,812
They were supposed to
kick us out!
448
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,548
Whoa. So, you wanted
to ruin this for us?
449
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,717
I mean, not ruin.
I was just...
450
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,251
Not cool, bro.
451
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,921
Yeah, man. You're, like,
a bad friend to the JTP.
452
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:57,789
ALL: JTP.
453
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,757
Hey! I started this posse.
454
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,360
Without me,
there is no JTP.
455
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,729
You didn't say "JTP" back.
456
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,531
Matt is right.
You're a selfish friend.
457
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,467
Yeah, and if that's how
you want to run the JTP,
458
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,436
then we don't want you in it.
459
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,403
Fine. I don't care.
460
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,406
I'll start a better,
more badass
posse without you.
461
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,408
See you around,
Tasty.
462
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,678
¶¶
463
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,720
ADULT ADAM: Since my brother lost control of the JTP,
464
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:31,689
he decided to assemble a better crew... He hoped.
465
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,059
Okay, welcome to my all-new
and improved posse.
466
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,261
I'm Big Tasty,
founder and leader.
467
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,330
First order of business,
we need a name.
468
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,499
How about Rush?
How about hush?
469
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,601
No Rush, no Atkins.
470
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:44,569
Later.
471
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,538
Okay, so, our name has to
have "Jenkintown" in it.
472
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,641
I was thinking
the Jenkintown Awesome Group.
473
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,943
Wait, you want us
to be the JAGs?
474
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:55,346
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
This is name for
unbearable loser, yes?
475
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:55,680
A jag?
476
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,549
Foreign kid's right.
I don't want to be a jag.
477
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,252
Also, why is there an old man
in our super-cool group?
478
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,155
Every group has
a life of the party,
479
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,123
and that's Pops.
480
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,592
I'm our badass leader,
Sergei's the funny one.
481
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,561
And, of course, we got
our wild card, Naked Dan.
482
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,462
Naked Dan?
483
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,563
This is weird. I'm out.
484
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,065
Is decided.
Naked Sergei!
485
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,635
ADULT ADAM:
While Barry was realizing what the JTP meant to him,
486
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,172
the jar wars had taken on a whole new meaning.
487
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,208
(CLOCK TICKING)
488
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,650
You know, I never thought
I'd say these words,
489
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,852
but the silence
is making me crazy.
490
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,920
Somebody say something!
491
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,155
Uh-uh!
If I say anything,
492
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,158
we're gonna end up
in Colonial Williams-turd.
493
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,659
Baditude! That's $5.
494
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:46,764
Pay up for comparing
our beloved U.S. history
to poo-poos.
495
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:47,265
Poo-poos!
496
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,802
All right, enough!
I'm putting an end to this
once and for all.
497
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:51,903
Hey, I only made
these other jars
498
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,073
'cause you made me realize
that they were playing me.
499
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,809
Of course they were.
They're awful.
500
00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,277
That's part
of their charm,
501
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,711
just like swearing's
part of yours.
502
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,282
But Adam was right,
he learned it
from watching me.
503
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,517
You swear
because you care.
504
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,519
And I wouldn't want
to change that.
505
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,121
For sure.
Sadly, he's right.
506
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,289
And I'm not changing.
507
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,224
I'm gonna keep
calling them morons
508
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,225
because
they act like morons.
509
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,429
And I can't change the fact
saying "Star Track"
will always bother me.
510
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,166
And there's, like,
zero chance of me
changing my crap attitude,
511
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,734
'cause you're all lame.
512
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,504
See? We are who we are.
513
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,505
And I love it!
514
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,474
Dad's right.
I feel the same way.
515
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,577
So, we all agree,
no more jar wars.
516
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,846
"Jar wars"
sounds like Star Wars!
517
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,314
Oh, God,
it felt so good to say.
518
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,183
ADULT ADAM: With that, the jar wars came to an end.
519
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,485
Meanwhile, my brother was hoping
520
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,920
for a new beginning with his friends.
521
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,455
Hey.
522
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,390
Can I talk to you guys?
523
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,895
Come on, guys.
Give him a chance.
524
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,663
Thanks, man.
525
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,999
I was a jerk, okay?
526
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:59,370
Look, the three of you
are the first real
friends I ever had,
527
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,141
and I just didn't want
to lose you to someone else
and be all alone again.
528
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,742
Dude.
Dude.
529
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,411
Dude!
So, to make it
up to you,
530
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,581
I bought tickets
to the next Dead show.
531
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,984
Hoping maybe
I can tag along?
532
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,219
Don't look at me.
I'm not the leader.
533
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,688
No one is.
We're just...
534
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,057
The JTP.
535
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:20,558
ALL: JTP.
536
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,561
Uh, Bar, these tickets
are for Fairmount Park.
537
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,730
How are we
supposed to get there?
538
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,099
No way!
Awesome!
539
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,968
This seems like a big move
for a band we just got into,
540
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:31,936
but I like it.
Yep.
541
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,871
(THE GRATEFUL DEAD'S
TOUCH OF GREY PLAYS)
542
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,473
Good to have you back,
Big Tasty.
543
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,109
It's good to be back,
Matt Bradley.
544
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,477
ADULT ADAM: It was official.
545
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:43,181
The JTP had their newest, chillest member,
546
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,283
Matt Bradley.
547
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,851
And to this very day,
548
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,487
he's still my brother's closest, dearest friend.
549
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:54,725
That's what happens when you open your heart and let someone in.
550
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:57,428
What's this?
551
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,130
We mapped out
the best route
to Williamsburg.
552
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:03,367
We took all the money
from the swear jars
and booked a hotel room.
553
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,069
We thought
you deserved a trip.
554
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,072
And I say that
without any attitude.
555
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,474
¶ I will get by ¶
556
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:14,845
I truly, madly, deeply
love you so (BLEEP) much,
557
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,314
I can't stand it.
558
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,149
Us too, Mama.
559
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,486
Guess I'm schlepping
to Williamsburg.
560
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:23,521
Morons.
561
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,457
ADULT ADAM: 'Cause in the end, no matter what you go through...
562
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,992
¶ I will get by ¶
563
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,895
If you have your friends and family by your side,
564
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,296
you will get by.
565
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,533
¶ I will get by ¶
566
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,934
¶¶
567
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:41,405
ADAM: Will Matthew Bradley
come out as a winner today?
568
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,842
He's got the smile.
569
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,913
Or will Barry Goldberg
be a winner today?
570
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:56,721
The cream is then agitated
by the motion of the stick,
571
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,422
creating
thick, rich butter.
572
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,891
Ma'am, would you like
to give it a try?
573
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:01,626
I'm good.
574
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,160
I'm approaching
the natives now.
575
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,128
They seem to have
a leader.
576
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,464
Dude, no!
I told you not to do this.
577
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,432
Greetings,
Colonial settlers.
578
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,701
I have come
from the year 2032
579
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,070
to warn you
of impending doom.
580
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:13,604
Everyone disregard.
581
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,340
Time travel is
not part of the tour.
Not part of the tour!
582
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,708
See, I knew
you'd say that.
583
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,477
Proving that
I'm from the future,
584
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,478
where robots have taken over
585
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,215
and their power source is
pure, thick, rich butter!
586
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,751
I'm starting up the Adam jar
again. It's for your own good.
587
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:31,088
One of the female followers is
a sad loner with no boyfriend.
51587
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