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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, me and my best friend Chad Kremp
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were budding Spielbergs.
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We were so into making movies, we even had our own company.
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ADAM: Chadam Productions,
"Turtles," take one.
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Yep, we'd been making movies together since we were kids.
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Our dream was to grow up and be famous filmmakers together.
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Nothing would stop it, or so I thought.
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Sorry, dude.
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I can't make
a movie today.
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I got tennis practice,
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and then I'm going out
for burgers with Alicia.
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Come on, our home movies
always come first.
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You know the saying,
flicks before chicks!
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Sorry, bro.
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Oh, my poor sweetie.
I'll be in your little movie.
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No.
Stop right there.
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¶ Happy Birthday to you ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
Because I didn't want this to be my life,
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I had to find a way to get Chad back into movies.
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Today we are seeing
the most important movie
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of our generation,
Quicksilver.
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Sorry, man.
I got tennis practice today.
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But it stars the
always reliable Kevin Bacon
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as a big-city
bike messenger
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who uses his wheels
and his wits to escape danger.
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That doesn't really sound
like my kind of thing.
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Of course
it's your thing!
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It's a hard-core
sports movie.
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Delivering mail by bicycle
is not a sport.
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Shut up, Dave Kim!
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Come on, Chad.
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The only reason
to see Quicksilver
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is to talk crap
about Quicksilver
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after you see
Quicksilver.
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I can't do it alone.
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Yo, guys,
you coming or what?
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(SIGHS)
Sorry, Ad Rock.
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ADULT ADAM:
In that moment, I realized there was only one way
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to reunite with my best friend, do the unthinkable.
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All right, everyone,
meet your new teammate.
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Kid's got
zero experience,
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but he makes up for it
by showing up.
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Hi! I'm Adam.
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Pumped to play
some tennis,
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but I hear
it's a real "racquet."
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Yeah, that's what
I bring to the table.
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Ah, yikes,
off to a rough start.
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All right.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
It was Valentine's Day, 1980-something,
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and everywhere you looked, love was in the air.
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Check it out.
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I robbed a bank
for you, baby.
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(GASPS)
I love it.
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I'm so sorry
I haven't stolen
anything for you yet.
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ADULT ADAM: It was a day for teenage romance.
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Unless you were my sister.
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You stupid sheep are slaves
to this corporate holiday!
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Ha! But not this girl.
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I walk alone.
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So completely alone.
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ADULT ADAM:
She had given up on love after losing out on Geoff Schwartz.
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Hey, sweetie.
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(CHUCKLES)
How are things?
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(SCOFFS) So good.
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Do you have any ranch dressing
I can pour into this chip bag?
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Like, on me,
in the hallway?
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Just give me
the ranch dressing!
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I don't have
ranch dressing!
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Look, you can't get
so depressed over
Valentine's Day, okay?
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I mean, Barry hasn't
gotten me anything,
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and I couldn't care less.
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Dear God, I see puppies!
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Lady Lewis,
how I feel about you
is more than puppy love.
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I doggone adore you.
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I recognize
this is bad timing.
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Aww. Mm!
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I'm actually jealous
of my brother and
his girlfriend.
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This is a new low.
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Hey, Erica.
Geoff!
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Wow. This is
so thoughtful.
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He really is.
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Aren't I the luckiest?
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Yes, you are,
'cause you're dating,
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so obviously the
wonderful bear is for you
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'cause that makes
too much sense,
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and they're gone.
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Who has ranch?
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Okay, we need to
help that girl.
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This sounds like a job
for the bodacious
guidance counselor
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that all the kids
adore and respect.
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First of all, your constant
lurking is really jarring.
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Can't a guy stand
around teenagers,
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waiting for some juicy gossip
without being judged?
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No. And secondly,
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I don't think Erica
will listen to any of us.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Old Glascott
is a professional
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and knows exactly
how to handle this.
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Right this way, Erica.
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The make-your-own-s'mores
buffet is in here.
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ERICA:
Oh, God, what is this?
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There's no
make-your-own-s'mores buffet.
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I lied.
(CHUCKLES)
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Have a seat.
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Okay, what the hell
is going on?
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This is called
an intervention.
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It's a new craze
sweeping the nation.
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I read a pamphlet
and everything.
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I've been intervening
in her life for years.
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It's so exciting
to finally do it
in a professional setting.
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We've all come together
to say that we want
the old Erica back.
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Yeah, we want the Erica
from the last three years.
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You know, you were
so confident and talented.
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But this year, you're weak
and sad and boy-crazy.
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Thank you for
that honest assessment,
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Barry's interchangeable
friends.
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Ouch.
I know. I get it.
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Look, Erica,
these boys care about you.
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We all do, which is why
we wrote letters
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to make this easier to say.
I'll start.
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"Dearest Erica,
I miss your singing."
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That's it?
Yeah, I don't
really know her.
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Look, I manage
600 kids, okay?
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You're up next,
big fella.
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Erica, I was at work
when your mom called me,
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and I fought through traffic
to get here,
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and what I'm really trying
to say is, what is this?
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Oh, Murray,
you're not helping.
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I know I'm not helping because
I don't know what this is.
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What your father
is trying to say
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is we want the old Erica back,
the one who'd fight with me
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and sneak out
and steal my credit card
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and buy wine coolers
and blame it on a hobo
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who lived in our walls.
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I miss your fire
and your passion.
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We all do.
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So, what do you say?
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I say...pbht!
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Later, turds.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, my first intervention
was a bust.
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Well, we tried
your dumb thing, Andre.
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Looks like the only person
who can fix Erica is me.
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Oh, God, no.
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This is bad.
Don't do that.
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Why am I here?
Well, that settles it.
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It's time for the mother
of all interventions.
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A "mothervention"!
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Damn it,
that's good wordplay.
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Okay, she's got
to get involved now.
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Is this done yet?
Can we go?
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ADULT ADAM: My mom was dead set on bringing Erica back to her old self.
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Meanwhile, I was ready to bring back Chadam in a big way.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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Yeah, uh, since when
do you play tennis?
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I don't.
Good news is,
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you can teach me
when we're doubles partners.
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Wait. What?
Chadam's back, baby!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Sorry, I've never been
this close to sports before,
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but it's gonna be fun.
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ADULT ADAM:
Except it wasn't.
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It turns out tennis is super hard.
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Do over!
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Sun was in my eye.
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Can you hit the ball slower?
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Oh, hold on,
my shorts are riding up.
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Wait!
My glasses are fogged!
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I'm really good
at Nintendo tennis.
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ADULT ADAM:
As I fell apart on the court,
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my mom had the perfect way to cheer up Erica.
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What have you
dragged me to?
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What is this place?
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Only the happiest place
in the world.
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The Disco!
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This place is sadder
than I am.
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Oh, it's just early.
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Listen,
back before I realized
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that my ultimate joy
was having babies,
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my gal pals and I
had a place we'd go
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where we would just
groove the night away.
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It was packed with people
just having the time
of their lives.
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Mom, look around.
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Disco is dead.
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Oh, poop.
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I think I would've heard
if a whole genre of music
had died.
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(LAUGHS)
Excuse me, sir.
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What time does this place
explode into a disco inferno?
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When all the two-faced
schmucks of this world admit
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that it's the music
that shaped America!
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I think that's jazz.
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It's disco, fool!
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The Angry Weirdo is right.
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Time to boogie
the night away.
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ADULT ADAM:
And boogie she did.
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What happened next was a Beverly Goldberg disco inferno.
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She burned up the dance floor with the funky chicken
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and also this...
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and that...
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and whatever this move is.
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I think it's called the Embarrassing Mom.
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Whatever it's called,
(CHUCKLING) it was bad...
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really bad.
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Come on, just dance
for one minute.
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You'll forget
all your worries
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and be happy normal,
happy Erica again.
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If I disco for one second,
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then can we leave
this glittery hellscape?
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Deal.
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ADULT ADAM:
But despite it all, my mom was right.
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Whee!
It took a little convincing,
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but once Erica was on the floor,
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the music took care of the rest.
Whoo!
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BARTENDER: Yes!
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For half a hustle.
Boom!
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Oh, my God!
Are you disco-dancing with
a teacher on Valentine's Day?
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What? No.
She's my mom.
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That's even sadder.
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Hey, you guys are
at this lame place, too.
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Uh, that's only
'cause they sell
cheap beer to minors.
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Whoa,
are you guys underage?
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Nope, I'm 27 according to my
commercial trucking license.
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Don't look
at the picture.
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I lost a bunch of weight
and got less Asian.
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We're cool.
Hey, kids.
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Why don't you quit yer yappin'
and take a trip to Funkytown?
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Would you stop that?
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I can't.
I'm all funked up.
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ADULT ADAM:
While my sister tried to escape my mom,
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I was ready for some quality time with my bestie.
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Tennis, man,
you know, tennis.
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Yeah.
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And the best part,
this thing.
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It's like Pac-Man.
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Wakka.
Wakka-wakka-wakka.
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Adam.
Adam, please.
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Listen, I'm thinking...
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we shouldn't be
doubles partners anymore.
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Oh, wow.
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This...
This is unexpected.
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Is it me?
No. It's, it's me.
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I can do better.
I can change.
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I don't want you
to change.
249
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,801
Just tell me the kind
of partner you want me to be,
250
00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:23,635
and I'll just be it.
251
00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,037
I just need a break
from doubles. All right?
252
00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,340
I, I need to focus
on being single
for a while.
253
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,343
Okay, I don't want
to force being partners.
254
00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,579
But when you're ready,
I'll be here waiting.
255
00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,884
Chad is doubles partners
with Dave Kim?
256
00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,786
That is not
single behavior.
257
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,655
Coach Mellor!
258
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,258
Please tell me you forced Chad
to be partners with Dave Kim.
259
00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:49,594
Quite the opposite, Goldfarb.
Chad came to me.
260
00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,229
Made me swear to keep
it a secret, too.
261
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,232
Something about feelings
and friendship, I don't know.
262
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,902
I'm not your remembering
things secretary, Chad Kremp!
263
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,471
That snake is cheating on me
with my mortal enemy,
264
00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,340
who is actually a great guy
and another friend.
265
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,141
I sympathize.
266
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,410
Tennis is a lot
like marriage.
267
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,878
It's long, and it's boring,
268
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,181
and eventually, she leaves you
for a handsome Latin man
269
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,851
who was just supposed
to re-tile your bathroom.
270
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,152
Well, there's only
one thing left to do.
271
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:18,023
I become the
best tennis player
this school has ever known,
272
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,258
and I need your help
to do it.
273
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,493
Damn it, Goldfarb.
274
00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:22,928
As a coach,
I took a blood oath
275
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,429
never to let
a student-athlete fail
276
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,730
if he's got drive
and desire,
277
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,567
which is exactly why I'm gonna
get into my Ford Festiva
278
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,802
and pretend
you never asked.
279
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,538
I will be top seed!
I'll show you!
280
00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:37,042
I'll show Chad.
I'll show everyone!
281
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,944
Come on!
282
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,680
That almost bonked me
in my shin.
283
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,848
Not cool, guys!
284
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:48,119
ADULT ADAM:
It had been one day since the disco disaster,
285
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:52,657
and all Erica wanted to do was hide from everyone in a dark theater.
286
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,759
Or not.
287
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,461
Erica?
288
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,963
Six, seven...
289
00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,333
Yeah, that should be
enough seats
for all my friends.
290
00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,300
Oh, Geoff and Evy?
291
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,202
You're here seeing
Quicksilver? Me too!
292
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,272
I'm just waiting for Lainey
and the rest of the gang.
293
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,274
Cool.
Fine!
I'm all alone!
294
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,943
I'm hiding out watching
a crappy Kevin Bacon movie
295
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,645
about bicycles
all by myself.
296
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,012
Are you okay?
297
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,648
This is the second time I've
seen this movie today, so, no.
298
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,717
Geoffrey, why don't
you run and get Erica
299
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,819
one of those
extra large KitKats?
300
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,753
I've noticed
sweet treats
301
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,889
have been the one friend
she can count on this week.
302
00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,225
Geoff to the rescue!
303
00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,394
Well, well.
304
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,296
Who knew I'd spend
Valentine's Day
305
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,465
with the woman who tried
to snake my man?
306
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,134
Yeah, I'm sure this is
a great moment for you.
307
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,202
Honestly, it's not.
308
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:41,072
I mean, I should
be gloating, but...
309
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,974
you're very sad.
310
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,709
It just makes me
want to hug you.
311
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,177
Oh, God, no!
Don't hug me!
312
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,680
We're enemies.
You're supposed to fear me.
313
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,082
Sweetie, not anymore.
314
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,884
Now I just want you
to be okay.
315
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,153
ADULT ADAM:
Evy's pity was the last straw.
316
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:55,920
In that moment...
317
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,322
(HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH)
...my sister knew
318
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,557
she had to get back on the bike again.
319
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,893
(POPCORN CUP CLATTERS LIGHTLY)
320
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,829
It took a shower, a trip to Benetton,
321
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,897
and two hours of crimping,
322
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,733
and Erica was officially back to her awesome self.
323
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,334
(GASPS)
324
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,002
(PAN CLATTERS)
Oh, there she is!
325
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,871
My beautiful baby is back!
326
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,607
Back from where?
How much did it cost me?
327
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,741
Murray, pay attention.
328
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,309
What, were you
at dance camp?
329
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,045
Something to do
with music?
330
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,079
I know it hits me
in the pocket.
331
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:25,150
Let's just say that I finally
decided to make a change.
332
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,451
See? I told you.
333
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,853
A little disco
can solve anything.
334
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,288
(CHUCKLES)
Thanks, Mom.
335
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,290
You really are a great...
Oh, bup, bup, bup!
336
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,325
Don't pull away.
I'm still hugging you.
337
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,393
Oh.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
338
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,863
Oh, I'm so glad I was able
to help you with your
big comeback.
339
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,731
More than
you will ever know.
340
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,700
ADULT ADAM:
As my sister was returning to form,
341
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,769
I turned to the greatest athlete I knew.
342
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:45,170
My brother.
343
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,207
Barry, my handsome
and powerful brother,
I need your help.
344
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,076
Normally I'd punch you
and walk away,
345
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,944
but I gotta say,
I'm intrigued.
346
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,380
I joined the tennis team,
and I need a doubles partner.
347
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,147
Becoming bored!
348
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,483
And I need your
incredible gifts.
349
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,317
Listening again.
350
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,618
Since you dominated
all sports,
351
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,454
I was wondering
if you'd help me seek revenge
352
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,389
on my best friend
on the tennis court.
353
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,323
Well, you're in luck
354
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,293
'cause I know everything
there is about tennis
355
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,095
because of the coolest player
on the planet.
356
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,598
ADULT ADAM:
He was talking about an '80s neon-clad tennis God
357
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,801
who dominated the court with monster serves and style.
358
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,104
Behold Andre Agassi!
359
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,740
The greatest player
in the world.
You know why?
360
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,208
Skill?
Partly.
361
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,042
But the other part?
362
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:28,146
A deadly combination
of splash, flash, and mullet!
363
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,080
A mullet can do that?
364
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,549
A mullet
doesn't have a boss!
365
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,351
It takes no orders!
366
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,220
It's above the law!
367
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,154
Like Steven Seagal!
368
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:36,755
But Seagal has a ponytail.
369
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,457
Which is just a fancy mullet
tied with a rubber band.
370
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,792
Why aren't you writing
any of this down?
371
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,227
I really don't want
to put this to paper.
372
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,395
I just want you
to teach me some tennis.
373
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,430
As I will.
374
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,632
I'm basically
Andre Agassi's twin.
375
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,500
I even got the hair.
376
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,135
You definitely
don't have the hair.
377
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:50,935
Don't I?
378
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:51,970
Was that just
lying around?
379
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,338
Lainey likes when
I wear it sometimes.
380
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,340
Don't, don't ask.
Wasn't going to.
381
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:55,907
To the backyard!
382
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,110
Where I will hit balls at you
as you run for your life.
383
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,879
Move, move!
384
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,115
You stole my credit card
to pay for a party?
385
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,717
No idea what
you're talking about.
386
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,518
Uh, hello?
387
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,720
"Erica Goldberg's
Valentine's Day
388
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,221
"Disco is Dead Party!"
389
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:10,955
Your name is right there.
390
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,224
Oh, that's the other
Erica Goldberg in school.
391
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,125
I'm Erica F. Goldberg.
392
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,860
No, that's Adam's
stupid thing!
393
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,495
And nobody cares
about his dumb feud
394
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,563
with the other Adam,
anyway.
395
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,899
Mom, I swear.
Look me in the eyes.
396
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,100
I would never lie to you.
397
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,568
There's the girl
of the hour.
398
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,069
I'm RSVP-ing plus eight.
399
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,304
I'm bringing
my stepbrother.
400
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,772
We just got him back
from this cult.
401
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,640
He's so weird and cool.
402
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,542
Bro, everyone's welcome
at my party.
403
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,043
I am so angry
you don't trust me.
404
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:36,281
Okay, there is no world
in which I am going
to allow you
405
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,951
to mock disco and throw
an underage booze party.
406
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,153
Hey, you wanted
the old Erica back,
407
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,121
the one who would
fight you
408
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,923
and sneak out and steal
your credit card.
409
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,891
Okay, yes, those were
my words exactly.
410
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:47,859
But I was wrong.
411
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:48,927
Well, it's too late now.
412
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,462
I'm back,
and there's no stopping me.
413
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,530
Credit card's canceled.
414
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,698
What? No way!
Run it again!
415
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,101
Believe me,
nobody wants this
more than me.
416
00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,905
You actually gave me hope
that disco was coming back.
417
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,540
But we both know
it's not.
418
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,843
Please, don't send me
back to rock bottom.
419
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:05,810
I posted flyers everywhere!
420
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,446
Every kid from my high school
will be here tonight.
421
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:08,913
High school?
422
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:12,317
I mean my dental office in
a big adult building downtown?
423
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,619
Get out.
Here I go.
424
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,286
(SIGHS)
425
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,555
All right, everybody,
I want you to join me
426
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,924
in welcoming another Goldberg
to the team.
427
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,192
We're all very excited
to have you here
428
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,528
and also wondering
what the hell you're wearing.
429
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,530
The style of champions.
430
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,298
As my first order
of business,
431
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,468
I challenge Kremp n' Kim
for top seed doubles!
432
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,537
(LAUGHING) What?
You heard Big Tasty.
433
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,505
Prepare to get Agassi'd,
sucka.
434
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,274
Sha-blammy!
Coming in hot!
435
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,842
Finally got some action
around here.
436
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:38,710
You know it, Coach.
437
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,478
Time for me
to rock 'n' roll.
438
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,914
¶ Never surrender ¶
439
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,718
ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my brother became Agassi.
440
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,486
He had the moves, the attitude,
441
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,787
(CHUCKLING)
the neon shorts.
442
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,022
He didn't just own that wig.
443
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,024
¶ Never surrender He owned the court.
444
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,125
¶ Never say die ¶
445
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,728
The only thing he didn't have was the actual ability.
446
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,862
Question.
447
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,429
Do we get extra points
448
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,899
for hitting the ball over
the administration building?
449
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:01,933
No, you do not.
450
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,002
Dude, you promised
we would win.
451
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,670
The Nike commercials lied!
452
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,705
Tennis is surprisingly
difficult!
453
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,973
I'll do better.
454
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,308
Service!
455
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,510
Ow!
456
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,746
God!
457
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,349
ADULT ADAM: My best friend had officially betrayed me,
458
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,019
and I was determined to beat him at his own game.
459
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,122
Unfortunately, my brother sucked real bad.
460
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,858
Ow! It's like the sixth time
you've done that!
461
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,960
It's like the more I play,
the worse I get.
462
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,762
Coach, do we really
have to do this?
463
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,930
Hey, this is Chad's fault!
464
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,699
I only joined tennis 'cause
he completely bailed on me.
465
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,035
Forgive me for not wanting
to hang out with you
466
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,671
on a Saturday night
making cheesy videos.
467
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:40,171
Fine.
468
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,673
Chadam Productions
is hereby dissolved.
469
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:45,143
We are no longer
the Lennon/McCartney
of home movies!
470
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,978
Only you care about that!
471
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,180
I'm going into
the family florist business
472
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,148
like a normal person!
473
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,984
But we always said we'd go
to NYU film school together.
474
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,487
I... Didn't tell you
about that
475
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,824
'cause I knew
you'd just freak out.
476
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,427
And I was right.
477
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,029
Just serve
and lose already.
478
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,800
Out! Point, Kremp-Kim!
479
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,534
Out?
480
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,602
You got to be
frickin' kidding me.
481
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,104
It was in by a mile!
482
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,505
(GRUNTS)
483
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,407
Ha! Nice one, McEnroe.
484
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,509
Just for that awesome
burst of passion,
485
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,310
I'm giving you the point.
486
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,146
What? That's not a reason
to change your mind!
487
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:22,480
Oh, it is.
488
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,515
That's the kind of competitive
spirit we need on this team.
489
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,218
Dude. Forget Agassi.
Coach loves McEnroe.
490
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,287
Think you can
keep spazzing out
in an embarrassing way?
491
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,156
¶ Never surrender
I do believe that's
in my wheelhouse.
492
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,260
That is the worst call
in the history
of tennis, jerk!
493
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:36,861
Do better!
494
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,365
Let me explain
how this works. (BLEEP)
495
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,567
In. Out. In. Out.
496
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,769
Everyone knows
in the stadium that it's in,
497
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,269
and you call it out?
498
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,172
ADULT ADAM: Turns out, Barry wasn't the famous cool tennis star.
499
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,075
¶ When they try to break you down... He was the angry, yelly one.
500
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,077
And it got to Chad. ¶ You can take it
501
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,145
(GRUNTS)
Whoo!
502
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,013
¶ That don't shake you
503
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,447
This is insane!
I can't play this way!
504
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,250
¶ When your back's against the wall
Show some class, Kremp!
505
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,118
That's a point
for the Goldbergs.
506
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,153
You want McEnroe?
¶ ...the fight's got you standing tall
507
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,722
Fine, I'll show
you McEnroe!
¶ Never surrender ¶
508
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,090
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
509
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,959
Dude! Are you crazy?
That's it!
510
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,128
Throwing racquets at people
is where I draw the line!
511
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:10,962
You're benched, Kremp!
512
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,297
Keep it up,
and you're off the team!
513
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,467
Thanks a lot.
Some friend you are.
514
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,406
Knock-knock.
515
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,341
Mama brought you
some feel-better snacks.
516
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:28,946
Oh, looks like you're already
going to town on a pan of...
517
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,014
What is that?
518
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,284
I poured a whole bottle
of ranch on some noodles.
519
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,387
Look...I want you
to be happy,
520
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,557
but you understand
why I had to pull the plug
on your party?
521
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,326
Old me would've
gotten away with it.
522
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,495
Guess I'm just not the girl
that I used to be.
523
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:44,829
You are.
524
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:49,033
You almost threw the coolest
party of the year
at an abandoned disco.
525
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:52,036
Disco's dead.
Even I can't bring it back.
526
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:56,007
Well, what if a certain
substitute teacher
527
00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,244
misplaced a set of keys
to the school...
(DANCING QUEEN PLAYS)
528
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,713
...so you could throw
your own disco inferno?
529
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,382
You would do that for me?
530
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,149
Oopsie-doopsie.
(KEYS JINGLE)
531
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:09,654
ADULT ADAM: It turns out a mothervention knows no limits.
532
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,689
Anything for you.
533
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,958
Within reason.
534
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,360
This falls in
a very gray area.
535
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,062
¶ Ooh-ooh, you can dance You can jive
536
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,932
ADULT ADAM: Sure, breaking into school was highly questionable,
537
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066
but it was also legendary.
538
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,434
¶ Having the time of your life Thanks to our mom,
539
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,637
the old Erica that everyone loved was back for good.
540
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,238
ALL: JTP!
541
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,207
¶ See that girl One night, so was disco.
542
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,009
¶ Watch that scene
Disco is alive!
543
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,112
¶ Diggin' the dancing queen
544
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,346
Well, you really did it.
545
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,681
You brought disco back.
546
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,648
Killer party, Erica.
547
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,917
My favorite part
is how illegal it is.
548
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,052
Nice to see
you're feeling better.
549
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,055
¶ Friday night, and the lights are low
Now, stay away from my man.
550
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:44,689
ADULT ADAM: Turns out
551
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,424
not having the Valentine she actually wanted...
552
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,960
¶ Looking out... ...made my sister's Valentine's Day
553
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,561
one she'd never forget.
554
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:50,962
Oh, my Lord!
555
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,364
The students have started
a spontaneous dance party
556
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,465
without written permission.
557
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,234
We have to put
a stop to this.
558
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,169
Not if it's supervised
by a teacher,
559
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,705
who's also showing them
some funky dance moves.
560
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,575
¶ Anybody could be that guy
You know what?
You're right.
561
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,543
Make a hole, kids.
562
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,311
I got a case
of Saturday night fever.
563
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,147
¶ Night is young and the music's high
564
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,114
No, I was talking about me!
565
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,782
¶ With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
Poop.
566
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,951
ADULT ADAM : That's the thing about growing up.
567
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,453
Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom
568
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,022
to be able to dance your way back to the top.
569
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:21,259
But like any journey, the adventure is a lot easier
570
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,427
when you're not traveling alone.
571
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,096
¶ You are the dancing queen
572
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:28,132
Chad, the weird boy
from across the street
is here to see you.
573
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,268
The little one, not the one
who punched the horse.
574
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,136
Tell him I'm not home.
575
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,205
Tell him yourself.
576
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,940
Hey, I know we're
not friends anymore,
577
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,942
so I thought you'd want
some of your stuff back.
578
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:42,446
Here's your Cobra Rattler
and your Samantha Fox
cassingle.
579
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,050
So, is that all?
580
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,418
Yeah.
581
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,687
Damn it, no!
582
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,922
I wanted to see you.
583
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,657
I, like, miss you
and stuff!
584
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,392
Then why were you
acting so crazy?
585
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,661
We had this big plan
since we were kids.
586
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,630
I just hate that we grew up
and everything changed.
587
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,266
Doesn't mean we can't still
be Chadam anymore.
588
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,768
But we're not.
589
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,536
You're gonna do flowers.
590
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,671
There is no Chadam.
591
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,874
(CHUCKLING) Dude,
we'll always be Chadam.
592
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,842
Even if you're in Hollywood
593
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,312
and I'm running
a flower empire.
594
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,783
So...now what?
595
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,251
Maybe...
596
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,686
...we make a movie?
597
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,454
I can't.
I have tennis.
598
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:23,921
Huh?
(BOTH LAUGH)
599
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,757
¶ Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine ¶
600
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,060
ADAM: Take one,
Chadam Productions.
601
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,930
YOUNG ADAM: Take one,
Chadam Productions.
602
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,733
People go around
buying Corn Flakes
603
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,570
because it's cheaper,
but now they buy...
604
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,471
(LAUGHING)
605
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,107
Well, there is
a great offer now...
606
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,876
(LAUGHS)
607
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:53,417
Corn Flakes, which we call
the original and the best.
608
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,760
Tennis, y'all!
The bad boy sport of kings.
609
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,662
Time for you
to face my fury.
610
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,698
¶ Never surrender ¶
611
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,048
¶ Never surrender ¶
612
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,350
(CLICKS, MUSIC STOPS)
No more music!
613
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:27,151
Serve the damn ball.
614
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,519
Yeah, dude,
it has been a while.
615
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,087
We should probably play.
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