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ADULT ADAM:
When you were a kid, cracking open a toy catalog
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and making your holiday wish list was the most exciting part of the year.
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But now that I was a ninth-grade man,
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I wanted something you couldn't find in any store.
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Psst! Yo!
Goldnerd, Come here.
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You got the money,
I got the hook-up.
Let me see it first.
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ADULT ADAM:
Christmas came early.
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He had a bootleg copy of the
Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Holy Kenobi!
The legend is true!
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This is the rarest film
in existence.
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Only aired once
in the lame-ass '70s.
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Give me, give me, give me!
Pleasure doing business.
Enjoy your space wars.
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Stop what you're doing.
I have the biggest
holiday news of all time.
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If I were to stop
what I'm doing,
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it'd be more than
what I'm actually doing.
Okay.
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So, as everyone knows,
Star Wars is my entire life,
soul, and universe.
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(SNORES)
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(CLAPS)
No dozing!
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Well, then be
less boring.
Boring?
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This is two hours' worth
of unseen
Star Wars goodness.
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Star Wars.
Is that the one
with the bear?
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I mean, I even heard rumor
we meet Chewie's family.
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Chuy? The guy who works
in my stock room?
No, Chewbacca.
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Is he the little guy
who yells,
"The plane, the plane"?
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No, the Wookiee?
Han Solo's fuzz ball?
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(IMITATES CHEWBACCA)
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(SNORING)
No dozing!
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� I'm twisted up inside
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� But nonetheless I feel the need to say
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� I don't know the future
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� But the past keeps getting clearer every day �
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ADULT ADAM:
It was December 14th, 1980-something,
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and that meant one thing, the school holiday concert.
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� Joy to the world
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� The Lord has... �
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� Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle... �
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� Deck the halls with boughs of holly... �
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ADULT ADAM:
Yep. We did all the fun Christmas classics.
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We also did one half-assed tune
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to give a shout-out to the other holiday.
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� Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made it out of clay
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� And when it's dry and ready, oh, dreidel I shall play �
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(PIANO CONTINUES)
(SNAPS)
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You need something?
Yeah, it's the second verse.
That's you.
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That's a pass.
But it's the Hanukkah solo.
You do it every year.
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I think the other,
way better Goldberg
should do the solo.
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Check it.
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(RAPPING)
� Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
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� I made it out of... �
Nope. Can't do it.
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I can't make it cool.
It's impossible.
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Thank you
for that journey.
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Erica, if you didn't want
the solo, then why did you
sign up for it?
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I didn't.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, yes, you did.
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With a glitter pen.
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ERICA: That's not
my handwriting.
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'Cause I would never
dot the "I" in "Erica"
with a heart.
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Oh, she is so dead!
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You.
Love me?
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Oh, my little schmoopaloo.
Don't you "schmoopaloo" me.
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What gives you the right
to forge my name
on a sign-up sheet?
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It was on the
bulletin board.
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All the solos were
taken except
for "Dreidel Cubed."
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That's what
the hip cats call it.
No one calls it that.
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The song isn't hip,
and I'm tired
of singing it every year.
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Fine, then you go in
and tell your grandfather
and break his sweet heart.
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He lives
for that Hanukkah solo.
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If you don't sing it,
you'll literally kill
that poor, old man.
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I knew you'd say that.
Way to kill your grandfather
and Hanukkah, Erica.
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This is just
your classic mom guilt.
It won't work.
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Pops, we need to talk.
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Of course, darling.
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How can I make
your life better?
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Damn you.
He's so adorable.
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So, you'll sing it.
Nope.
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And if you have
a problem with that,
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then you can just
ask Barry to do it.
Barry? Please.
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Just heard my name.
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What am I not
supposed to be hearing?
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Surprise party?
Award show?
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Surprise award show party?
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Honey, if I told you,
it wouldn't be
a surprise, would it?
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Damn it.
That logic checks out.
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Well, I'm gonna go
find my tuxedo T-shirt
for no reason
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and be back around 6:00,
wink, wink.
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Looks like
my solo's the least
of your problems
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now that you have to throw
a surprise award show party
in 45 minutes.
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ADULT ADAM:
As Erica ditched her solo,
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I uncovered the mystery to the
Star Wars Holiday Special.
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It wasn't great.
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Wow.
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That was so...cool.
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Were we watching
two different things?
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You don't know Star Wars.
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This special is really
for the true fan.
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So, the true fan
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wants to watch Dorothy
from The Golden Girls
flirt with an alien?
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(STUTTERS) Okay,
I admit it was
an odd choice
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to have Bea Arthur
manage the cantina.
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Let's just move on.
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And what's the deal
with Lumpy and Itchy?
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Chewie's family
had to be named something.
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Lumpy and Itchy?
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Couldn't they have
spent 15 more seconds
on the names?
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I don't know!
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And I don't know
why Art Carney
is a family friend
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or why Jefferson Starship
is performing
for the Empire.
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Starship's in their name.
That one actually
makes sense to me.
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Let's never
speak of this again.
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So, you didn't love it.
Who cares?
I care!
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I love Star Wars.
It's my life!
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It makes no sense
why I didn't
love this, too.
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It happens to every kid.
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The older you get,
the more you realize
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that all the things
you loved as a boy
are pointless.
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Are you saying
I'm, like...
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Losing my sense
of childlike wonder?
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Well, you're not
a child anymore,
so, yes.
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And frankly,
it's about time.
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It happened to me
when I was six.
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(SOFTLY) Six?
My dad lost a bet.
We slept in a car.
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It was a whole thing.
Hey, good talk.
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ADULT ADAM:
As I lost faith in Chewie and Han Solo,
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my mom was trying to land Erica's solo.
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Hey, hey,
Suzie Cinoman.
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How's the number-one
music and
interpretive-dance teacher
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in Montgomery County?
What's gonna happen to me
right now?
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Well, all that's
happening right now
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is that this blondie
brought you some blondies.
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I even sprinkled
some cinnamon on top.
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It's us in dessert form.
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That's very nice.
I'm just, um, gonna go ahead
and open this door
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to make sure that people
know I'm okay.
Oh, come on.
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Everything's just peachy.
Here. Have a bite of us.
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Go on.
Put it in your face.
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Yum, yum.
Mmm.
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Mmm!
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I guess
we are friends now.
Best friends.
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And while you're
chewing on that,
chew on this.
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You're gonna give
Erica a solo
or it's your ass.
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I knew it!
These blondies aren't just
sprinkled with cinnamon,
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they're sprinkled
with deceit.
Oh, give it up.
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Erica has to sing
about Hanukkah.
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It's what her grandpa
looks forward to all year.
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I tried. She's just not
down with the dreidel.
End of story.
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Well, there must be
one other fun
Hanukkah song.
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Think.
There's this one.
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(SINGING MA'OZ TZUR
IN HEBREW)
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Okay, you just spit
all over me.
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There is that one about
being frugal with oil.
I hate you right now.
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Oh! I know! There's that
lively little one
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about trying to escape
the Greeks.
No! It's all no!
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(SIGHS)
I guess I'll just
have to coax Erica
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into writing her own
Hanukkah song,
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and she'll knock
everyone's socks off.
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I like your moxie,
but I'm pretty sure
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that Hanukkah has been
around for a while, and no one
has cracked that nut yet.
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I bit that top one.
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ADULT ADAM: And so, my mom went to give Erica something to chew on.
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Hey, boopie.
Whatcha doing?
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Just noodling
on a new song.
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Oh, yeah?
What's it about?
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A boy who can't see
what's right
in front of him.
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Well, I know a pretty cool
boy you could
write a song about.
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Who?
Judah Maccabee.
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Does he go to Lincoln?
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No, he's been dead
for 2,000 years.
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Ew!
And he's the hunky warrior
who saved Hanukkah!
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He booted the Greeks
out of the temple
in Jerusalem.
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He's the reason
for the season.
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This is starting
to sound like school.
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Come on.
This is for Pops.
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You're so talented
at writing songs.
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Share your gift
with the world!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
If anyone in this family
is gifted at music-ing,
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it's Big Tasty.
Okay,
if he's doing this,
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then clearly
it's a dead-end road.
I'm out.
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Kids, there's no need to fight
over who's gonna write
the perfect Hanukkah song.
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Although Barry
does seem
to want it more.
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Yes! Barry wins!
In your face!
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You're just trying
to pit us against
each other
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so I write you a song
out of spite.
It won't work.
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(MOCKINGLY)
You're just trying to pit us
against each other
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so meow, meow,
meow, meow.
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Idiot, you're playing
into her plan.
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Meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.
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(NORMAL VOICE)
You're a cat, basically.
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"Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm Garfield.
I love lasagna!"
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Ugh!
You're so stupid!
Fine!
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I will write
a better song than you
with my eyes closed.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, this will be the song
that puts me on the map.
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I'm guaranteed
to make millions
off of it.
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Millions? By writing
a Hanukkah song?
Think about it.
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What's the greatest
cash cow of our time?
Give up?
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It's Happy Birthday.
Wait.
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� Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you �
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Dude, no one
owns that song.
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Wrong.
Two little old ladies
wrote it 100 years ago.
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Now every time
it's sung on TV
or movies,
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they get $50,000.
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� Happy birthday to you... �
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Boom!
That's another $50,000.
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Well, now I'm gonna be
the birthday guy
for Hanukkah.
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Ka-ching!
In your stupid face.
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In yours!
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I'm gonna write the best
damn Hanukkah song
this world's ever seen,
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because you suck
and you make me very bad.
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Yay!
The Hanukkah spirit
is alive!
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Hey, kiddo.
What's shaking?
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What's shaking
is Ghostbusters II.
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It's riddled
with logic problems.
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Since when can you use
magic slime and a
Nintendo controller
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to make the
Statue of Liberty walk?
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Since the ghost fellas
can do anything.
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Why are you being
so hard on them?
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After I watched
that Star Wars special,
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I've been re-evaluating
all the things
I loved as a child.
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Don't do that.
All the movies I worship
have come into question.
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Don't do that.
Short Circuit 2,
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Time Bandits, and don't
even get me started on
Jaws 4: The Revenge.
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Now, stop right there.
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I know you love
that movie.
Until now!
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Why would a shark swim
from New England
to The Bahamas
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to eat a lady
whose husband
killed his shark friend?
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Sharks have feelings,
too.
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"This time,
it's personal."
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How's that possible?
227
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,108
It's a fish!
Fish don't hold grudges.
228
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,110
Oh, so now
you're a shark expert.
229
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,346
All these years,
I was a child
who blindly loved
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anything put
in front of him,
but now I'm a man.
231
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And it's all gotta go.
232
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ADULT ADAM: And, so, I'd throw away my childhood forever,
233
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which would be harder than I thought.
Oh!
234
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,927
Yep. This was gonna take a while.
235
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:22,360
Damn it!
236
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:25,931
I'm going downstairs
and finding a trash can
for men.
237
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,869
ADULT ADAM:
As the holiday concert got closer,
238
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,204
my mom had a perfect plan to land Erica a solo.
239
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:37,609
So, I know I told you
we'd be working on
a new Hanukkah song,
240
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,111
but we actually
don't have one.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
241
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We have two.
242
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,682
Erica,
delight our ears.
Okay.
243
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,450
Well, I don't want
to build it up too much,
244
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:49,588
but prepare yourselves
for the greatest Hanukkah song
ever written.
245
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(PLAYING PIANO)
� Oh, yeah...
246
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:57,429
� Hanu, Ha-Ha-Hanu
247
00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,064
� Hanukkah
248
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,665
� I'm a-wishin'
249
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,434
� I'm-a wishin'...
250
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,437
� A happy Hanukkah to you
251
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,373
� A happy Hanukkah to you
252
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:13,311
� Happy Hanukkah, dear everyone
253
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:17,015
� Happy Hanukkah to you �
254
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,516
Yeah, that's
the birthday song.
255
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,284
Not fair, cheater.
256
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,687
I can't use that song.
I will have to pay
those old ladies
257
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,389
hundreds of thousands
of dollars,
258
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,757
and I've already spent
our entire budget
259
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,325
on construction paper
for the snowflakes.
260
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,160
How could you
let this happen, Erica?
261
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,030
All you had to do
was write
a timeless classic
262
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that would last for ages.
263
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,866
I got you covered, Mom.
264
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,735
JTP, drop the beat.
265
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,503
(BOTH BEATBOXING)
266
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:41,439
(RAPPING) � How did Hanukkah start, you all wonder
267
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,775
� Judah Maccabee, dinosaur hunter
268
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,311
� He came to Earth from outer space
269
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,080
� He hunted dinos � For eight straight days �
270
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,081
Wow.
What?
271
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,650
Education, y'all!
272
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,818
While I really do
appreciate the effort
273
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,021
even though, uh,
one song was plagiarized
274
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,690
and the other one
was factually insane...
275
00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,457
You are insane.
276
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,861
I added dinosaurs
to a holiday about lamps.
277
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,728
It's called
spicing it up.
278
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,497
Look, the "Dreidel" song
was our only option
279
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,099
and, truthfully, none of this
was worth the hassle.
280
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,634
You can't do this to me!
281
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,735
To Pops.
This is about him.
282
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,505
Not my problem.
The "Dreidel" song is cut.
283
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,606
But I have more sick rhymes
284
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,909
about a dreideldactyl
and menorahsaurus.
285
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,277
They're dino-Hanukkah hybrids
286
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,112
who break-dance
and fight crime.
287
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:21,546
Oh, ho!
288
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,149
(RAPPING) � Yo, yo, yo, I'm a dreideldacty �
289
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,785
And I'm also late,
aren't I?
290
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,553
�
291
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,287
Hey.
292
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,022
I got something big
to show Adam.
293
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,323
Where is he?
Upstairs.
294
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,225
He said he was gonna
tear down his movie posters
295
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,227
now that his whole world
has gone to crap.
296
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,162
Blah, blah, blah.
297
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,630
I was making a sandwich.
What?
298
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,498
Why didn't you stop him?
Stop him?
299
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,200
I told him
this was about time.
300
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,101
This happens to everybody.
301
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,869
It just took him
a few years longer.
302
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,772
Having unreasonable,
childlike wonder
303
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,140
is what makes Adam Adam.
304
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,709
It's what
I love about the boy.
305
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,610
I guess from now on,
Adam isn't Adam.
306
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,913
We'll call him Gary.
Who the hell's Gary?
307
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:55,914
Gary's the kid
in Adam's class
308
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,084
who's really good at baseball
and rides the moped.
309
00:11:59,086 --> 00:11:59,984
Ah, Gary.
310
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,188
So normal.
So good at shortstop.
311
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:03,788
I'm gonna show Adam
312
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,458
that there's still plenty
of wonder left in this world,
313
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:10,028
and you'll have to get off
your tuchas to stop me.
314
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:14,332
Eh. Well played,
old man.
Well played.
315
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,134
Kiddo,
you're coming with me.
316
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,604
I got something fantastic
you're guaranteed to love.
317
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,240
I'm good.
Well, imagine
if they made a movie
318
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,375
with your favorite
moving-picture maker,
319
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,811
George Lucas.
The Great Bearded One?
320
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,346
And what if Mr. Lucas
then cast
321
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,150
that foxy Lea Thompson
from Back in the Future?
322
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:32,884
I'm slightly listening.
323
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,587
And what if I told you
this very movie
324
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,623
was from the writer
of Indiana Jones?
325
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,524
I'm an adult now.
326
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,860
I know
it's simply not possible.
327
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,061
And yet it is,
328
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,830
and it's playing
at the Hiway Theater.
329
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:50,001
If this movie can't restore
your faith in dreaming,
330
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:50,468
then nothing will.
331
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,505
ADULT ADAM: As always, Pops was a man of his word.
332
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:54,339
Hi. Uh, three tickets
333
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,707
for the movie
about the talking duck.
334
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,443
Except he took me to the biggest flop of the '80s.
335
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:02,447
You know, I only see
one movie a year.
This better be good.
336
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,648
It's George Lucas!
337
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,550
I bet everyone in school's
gonna see it.
338
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,253
Well, except the other
Adam Goldberg in 11th grade.
339
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,255
He only goes to
that cinema downtown
340
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,456
that serves wine.
341
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,191
It's been brought
to my attention
342
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,425
that the
"Dreidel Cubed" song
343
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,960
has been cut
from the holiday concert.
344
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,129
Honestly,
it's for the best.
It's not.
345
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,063
We got to do
the "Dreidel."
346
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,732
She's gotten to you,
hasn't she?
She who?
347
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,101
She is standing
right outside that door,
348
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,502
isn't she?
Yes.
349
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,938
So, here's the thing,
Cinnabuns,
350
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,641
this Quaker school
was founded on the basis
351
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,710
that everyone deserves
a festive holiday song.
352
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,145
You can't have
a holiday concert
353
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,713
without
any Cha-nukkah songs.
354
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,482
Just pick another one.
Sure, Earl.
355
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,850
Uh, how about one of
the famous ones
356
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:39,717
recorded by,
oh, I don't know,
357
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,953
Barry Manilow
or Neil Diamond?
Perfect.
358
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,087
They only did
Christmas songs.
359
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,689
Even they knew
what the audience wanted.
360
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,925
Well, look, if you don't do
any Cha-nukkah songs,
361
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,194
then you can't do
any Christmas songs, either.
362
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,628
Okay, this is
going off the rails.
363
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,896
If we can't mention
the holidays,
364
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,065
what are the kids
supposed to sing about?
365
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,667
Oh, I don't know.
366
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,901
The weather? Mittens?
367
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,438
The damn plow guy
that always
skips your street?
368
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,206
I'm paying you!
369
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,107
You think of something,
damn it!
370
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,143
Well, you've robbed
the children
of the holidays.
371
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,611
I hope you're happy.
372
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,146
In my defense,
373
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,081
I was only trying
to undermine you.
374
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,916
ADULT ADAM: As my mom killed the holiday concert,
375
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,252
I was bringing my childlike wonder back to life
376
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,955
with a brand-new legendary movie.
377
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,022
Or so I thought.
378
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,059
Like they say, doll,
love's strange.
379
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:25,230
We could always
give it a try.
LEA THOMPSON: Okay.
380
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,599
Let's go for it,
Mr. Macho.
381
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:28,933
What am I watching!
382
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,102
Come on.
The duck is like E.T.
383
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:31,769
He just wants to go home.
384
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,406
Then how come
he's spending so much time
managing that band?
385
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,242
Al, the duck's gonna
make it with that lady.
386
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,144
What have
you brought us to?
A family film.
387
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,913
It's a family film.
388
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,981
I can't watch this anymore.
389
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,450
Well, then let's go.
Really?
We can do that?
390
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,517
It's about time you learned
391
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,586
that an adult
can walk out of anything
392
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,555
and demand
his damn money back.
393
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,656
I do it once a year.
394
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,291
Let's go.
Adam, no!
395
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,226
It's not that bad.
396
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,161
A lady and a duck in bed?
397
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,299
Who the (BLEEP) thought
this was a good idea?
398
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,469
ADULT ADAM:
It was the final rehearsal
399
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,870
for the big non-holiday holiday concert.
400
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:06,838
(TO TUNE OF WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS)
401
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,909
� We wish a snowy Tuesday, we wish you a snowy Tuesday
402
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,712
� We wish you a snowy Tuesday and a cozy weekend �
403
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:20,151
(TO TUNE OF SILENT NIGHT) � Snowy night, secular night �
404
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,821
(TO TUNE OF O CHRISTMAS TREE) � O winter time, O winter time
405
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,990
� You come before spring and after fall �
406
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:26,891
(TO TUNE OF
HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS)
407
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,894
� Here comes Uncle Doug, here comes Uncle Doug
408
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,030
� His flight gets in around 3:00 �
409
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,865
Okay, what the hell's
going on?
410
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,301
Why are we singing
terrible songs
about the weather
411
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,502
and someone's
weird Uncle Doug?
412
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,871
Doug is my uncle
and he lives in Ohio
413
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:40,772
and he helps me pay my rent.
414
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,975
And without naming names,
we are singing
about the weather
415
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,343
because of Beverly Goldberg.
416
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,144
Oops. I let it slip.
417
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,313
Wait. This is
your hot mom's fault?
418
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,548
(ALL BOOING)
419
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,115
Um, Miss Cinoman,
420
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,251
can you not just sit there
and let them boo at us?
421
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,553
Yeah, I'm only used to
wild cheering and hearing,
422
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,556
"Aw, yeah, Barry!
You the man!"
423
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,326
(ALL BOOING)
424
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,794
Mom!
425
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,594
Hey-ey.
426
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,397
You stole Christmas,
and now the whole school
blames us.
427
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,667
It was the worst day ever.
People booed me.
428
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,168
Me!
429
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,403
Thank God I'm getting
a surprise award show,
430
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,972
otherwise
I'd be devastated.
431
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,673
Honey, there's not
gonna be a...
432
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,109
Don't. Just don't.
433
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,878
Look, Erica, I'm sorry.
434
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,147
I did not mean
to ruin the concert.
435
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:23,681
Well, you did.
436
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,818
I'm sorry, Pops,
but I'm not singing your song
this year.
437
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,485
What are you
talking about?
438
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,355
Don't do this, Erica.
Do not upset
this lovely old man.
439
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,291
Ba-bap. I'm talking about
the "Dreidel" song, Pops.
440
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:33,758
It's not happening.
441
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,528
Okay, I'm dealing
with an Adam crisis here,
so is this necessary?
442
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,864
The sweet man's busy.
Leave him be.
443
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:40,498
Ba-da-bup!
444
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,899
Mom made me sing that song
for you
445
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,634
ever since
I was in the third grade.
446
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,603
Oh, I see
what's going on.
447
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,506
Your mother's lied to you
for a decade.
448
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,208
Have fun with that.
449
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,010
You're unbelievable.
450
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,479
Okay, okay.
Here's the thing.
451
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:58,182
I might have
slightly used Pops
452
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,018
to guilt you
into singing for me.
453
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,386
Well, did it ever
occur to you
454
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,121
to just ask me
like a normal person?
455
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,057
Please!
I gave up on that years ago.
456
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,293
Look, when you were
a little girl,
457
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,729
every day,
you used to dress up
458
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,431
and put on shows for me.
459
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,666
(SIGHS) It was everything.
460
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,002
I remember that.
461
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,871
Well, those days
are gone.
462
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:25,043
Now it's a "no"
anytime I ask anything of you.
463
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,011
So, I tricked you.
464
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,781
I just love hearing
my little girl sing.
465
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:33,151
I actually
understand your point.
466
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:33,818
Good.
467
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,320
'Cause I'm done
trying to trick you.
468
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,357
If you don't want to sing,
you don't have to.
469
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,160
I know I don't have to,
470
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,463
but now
that you finally asked,
471
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,464
I kind of want to.
472
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,699
ADULT ADAM: That night, my sister gave my mom
473
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,835
the Hanukkah gift she'd always wanted.
474
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,137
The joy of hearing her little girl sing.
475
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,506
� Think of your fellow man
476
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,842
� Lend him a helping hand
477
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:02,447
� Put a little love in your heart
478
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,049
� You see it's getting late
479
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,185
� Oh, please, don't hesitate
480
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,655
� Put a little love in your heart
481
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,423
� And the world
482
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,091
� And the world
483
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,893
� Will be a better place � Ooh, ooh
484
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,195
� And the world
485
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:17,862
� And the world
486
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,565
� Will be a better place � Ooh, ooh
487
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,899
� For you
488
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:22,934
� For you
489
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,001
� And me
490
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:24,702
� And me
491
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,204
ADULT ADAM:
And, as it turned out,
492
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,939
Pops had a gift for me, too
493
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:28,706
� And see...
494
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,074
Thought you might
want this back.
495
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:33,244
Holiday Special?
Did you actually watch it?
496
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,278
Yep, and guess what?
497
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,014
I think you missed something
pretty big.
498
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,683
This guy. Know him?
499
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,151
Of course. Boba Fett.
500
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,018
He's my favorite character.
501
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,155
Got to admit,
he was pretty cool in this.
502
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,190
Wait a second.
503
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,960
This was made way before
Empire Strikes Back,
504
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,061
so if you think about it,
505
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,563
the Holiday Special
gave us the Fett.
506
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,665
All I know is
with the right point of view,
507
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,603
this special really is...
pretty damn special.
508
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,471
� Just wait, oh, oh, oh �
509
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,672
Pops.
510
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,409
Um...
511
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,513
I don't get it.
512
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,382
How do you manage to always
see the good in everything?
513
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,685
It's easy if you never
lose your childlike wonder.
514
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,455
It doesn't matter
how old you are.
515
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,358
People like us
always have it.
516
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,459
Really?
517
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,593
Really.
518
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,329
I need you to promise me
one thing.
519
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:30,101
Always hold on to that wonder,
no matter what.
520
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,503
I will, Pops.
521
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,071
I love you.
522
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,039
I know.
523
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,141
� Put a little love in your heart �
524
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,776
ADULT ADAM: And with that, Pops reminded me
525
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,845
that if you truly love something,
526
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,247
you never grow out of it.
527
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,750
That's the thing about the holidays.
528
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,185
Even the biggest Scrooge
529
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:51,088
might be moved by a sense of wonder.
530
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,925
You...replaced
my favorite posters.
531
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,560
I guess
it's a holiday miracle.
532
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,329
ADULT ADAM:
Once I saw the good in the Star Wars special,
533
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,964
I began to see the good in everything.
534
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,166
And so I went back to finish Howard the Duck.
535
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,702
Turns out he became a legendary cult badass.
536
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,971
Aren't you glad we came back
and saw the end?
537
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,640
Oh, yeah.
I wish I was
half as cool as Howard.
538
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,910
He does have a way
with the ladies.
539
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,511
(BOTH LAUGH)
540
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,479
� There's got to be a better way
541
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,049
� Put a little love in your heart
That's my baby!
542
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:18,816
(LAUGHS) That's my baby.
543
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,218
� Don't you think it's time for a start?
544
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:24,488
� Put a little love in your heart �
545
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,228
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
546
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,296
I had to lie
to make this happen,
547
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,298
but it was totally worth it.
548
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,668
�
549
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,637
� And on Christmas morn
550
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,139
� We will marvel at
551
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:46,978
� The greatest gift of all �
(BELL DINGS)
552
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,881
(RAPPING) � Who's da mack? It's Judah Mac
553
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,117
� Hunting dinosaurs in his dope jet pack
554
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,586
� What's that noise? It sounds like thunder
555
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,055
� It's Judah Maccabee, dinosaur hunter
556
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,424
BARRY: � He once choked out a Tyrannosaurus
557
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,094
� He's looks just like a Hebrew Chuck Norris
558
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,463
� He's hunting dinos, his name is Judah
559
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,832
� Half of his brain is a computer
560
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,368
� There's no dinosaur that he hasn't destroyed
561
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,870
� He's killed more dinos than an asteroid
562
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,339
� Want to fight Judah? You gotta be kidding
563
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,642
� He has a pet dragon that'll do his bidding
564
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,011
� He also has a staff that controls the weather
565
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,747
� His wife's named Locklear, first name Heather
566
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,915
� This entire rap is straight-up factual
567
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,219
� Now drop that beat and spin the dreideldactyl �
568
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:29,854
�
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