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Adult adam: Growing up, we all have our embarrassing secrets.
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¶ well, I guess it would be nice
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¶ if I could touch your body
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¶ I know not everybody
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¶ has got a body like you, ohh ¶
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Adult adam: Mine was that I loved george michael
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And I wanted to dance exactly like him.
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Yep, this was the kind of secret
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I didn't want to tell anyone...
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(music stops)
even my best friend, emmy mirsky,
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And we told each other everything.
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So, what's it gonna be,
muscles?
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It's the biggest
decision of my life.
Just let me think.
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What's to think about?
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Brian mcmann made it
pretty darn clear.
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Do you like him?
Yes or no?
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Can't I just write in
a third box that says
"maybe?"
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You've been in love
with him since
first grade.
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I'm checking "yes."
no!
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Okay.
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I'm gonna tell you
the hugest secret
on the planet,
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But you have to swear
on our friendship
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You won't ever tell
anyone.
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Okay. I swear
on our friendship.
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I kissed rob butchenhart
behind the gym
during the fire drill.
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No way!
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I've spun quite the web.
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All right. I'm gonna
tell you a secret.
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But you got to swear
on our friendship,
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Under penalty of death,
that you won't
ever tell anyone.
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Done.
I pulled that fire alarm.
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What? Why?
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I sat in pudding
at lunch.
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I didn't want anyone
to misinterpret
the situation.
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I got something
to tell you,
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But you have to swear
on our friendship
you won't get mad.
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I swear.
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I put that pudding cup
on your chair.
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Damn it!
Now I can't get mad.
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Stupid friendship swear.
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(laughing)
you know what?
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I'm marking "yes."
what? No!
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Adult adam: You may wonder, if we told
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All this embarrassing stuff to each other,
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Why would I keep my awesome moves a secret?
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This is why.
(vcr clicks)
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¶ ...Love comes down without devotion
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¶ well, it takes a strong man, baby
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¶ but I'm showin' you the door
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¶ 'cause I gotta have faith ¶
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(gasps)
snuggle monster!
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I can't believe
you broke your arm dancing.
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It was either that
or when mom
jumped on me.
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I'm so psyched.
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This severe compound
fracture is my ticket
to popularity.
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Nerd's right.
Everybody loves
the kid in the cast.
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Yeah, until everybody
finds out how he broke it.
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Why? What's wrong
with a lonely boy
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In his room
videotaping himself
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Shaking his groove thang
to george michael?
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Yeah, I hear it now.
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Just come up
with a good lie.
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Something cool.
Got it!
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You were van-surfing
like stiles from
teen wolf!
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Idiot,
we don't have a van.
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No, wait...
Something about ninjas!
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No, wait, sharks.
Ninja sharks!
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Just keep it simple.
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Say you broke it
skateboarding or something.
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I'm telling you...
Ninja sharks.
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Adult adam: Erica was right. Keep it cool and simple.
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And I knew just the thing.
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That year, robert zemeckis,
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Director of
back to the future ii,
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Gave an interview where he admitted
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That hoverboards were, in fact, real.
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Zemeckis: They've been around for years.
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It's just that parents' groups
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Have not let toy manufacturers make them.
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But we got our hands on some.
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Adult adam:
Thanks to mr. Zemeckis,
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I had a cover story anyone would believe.
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Hoverboard.
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I was on a hoverboard!
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Ahhh.
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
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Adult adam:
It was December 3rd, 1980-something,
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And just like every night, my mom was working her fingers to the bone
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To make us dinner.
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She whisked, balled, and breaded,
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Customizing each plate to our tastes.
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Extra meat sauce.
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No meat sauce.
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Just meat sauce.
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Adult adam:
And for all the hard work,
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This was the thanks she'd always get.
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(sighs)
jello again?
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I hate this stuff.
Barf.
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Excuse me!
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I have been slaving
over a hot stove all day.
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Do you know
how many meals in a row
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I've cooked
for you people?
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53,000.
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That can't be right.
Thank your mother.
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Kids: Thank you.
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Oh. That's not why
I do it.
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Adult adam: It's exactly why she did it.
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I mean,
sure, my feet ache,
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And I've done permanent
damage to my arches
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And probably ruined
a very lucrative
dance career,
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But I think
it's worth it.
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Adult adam:
My dad didn't normally get involved,
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But when it came to food, he was full of ideas.
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You know what, bevy?
I think you should take
tomorrow off.
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What's that?
Murray:
Yeah, a new restaurant
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Opened up
around the corner.
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It's called china garden.
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Chinese food? Never had it,
so I don't like it.
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Adult adam: Yep, the '80s was a simpler time,
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When your small town only had four restaurants.
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The bar and grill, the sandwich place,
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The other sandwich place,
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And bennigan's...
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Which was also a sandwich place.
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Come on. It looks good.
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There's a happy dragon
on the sign patting his
full tummy.
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You know, dave kim's
parents own that place.
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Oh! Maybe we can get
some free french fries!
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Hey, stupid.
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It's chinese fries.
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Well, I'm sold.
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Let dave kim's mom
deal with
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You ungrateful animals
for the night.
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Adult adam:
But there was one thing my mom didn't count on...
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Chinese food is the greatest thing ever!
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Holy balls!
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They put pork
inside of a pancake...
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Right inside!
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I feel like
I'm crying a little.
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Flavor is literally
exploding through
the crispy skin,
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Right into
my taste buds!
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It's a little greasy
for my palate.
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Adult adam: Said my insanely jealous mom.
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Everybody enjoying
the food so far?
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Erica: Oh, my god, yes.
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We're gonna come
tomorrow night
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And every other night
for the rest of our lives.
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Dave kim
is a very lucky boy.
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Adult adam: In that moment, beverly goldberg saw
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Another mom get something she'd never got before...
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True appreciation.
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Moo shu?
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Oh!
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Oh, that was my fault.
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Um (exhales sharply)
well, it's ruined now.
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I guess that means
we should go, huh?
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Ah, don't sweat it.
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We'll get
another one of those.
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And I'll tell you what...
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A refill on this delicious,
exotic tea.
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Mmm.
That's duck sauce.
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That is good.
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Adult adam: While my mom was feeling overshadowed by pork dumplings,
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I was the center of attention, thanks to my latest injury.
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So, how'd you
break your arm, klutz?
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I fell off a hoverboard.
No biggie.
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Hey, I heard they're
serving square pizza
for lunch. Who's in?
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Whoa. Wait.
You were on a hoverboard?
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As in
a flying skateboard?
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We all know
what a hoverboard is,
dave kim.
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This putz.
So, pizza!
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Wait. Are you serious
right now?
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True story,
I was walking
through the mall,
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And a scientist
walked up to me,
a real doc brown type,
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And he asked if
I wanted to be in
a select group of kids
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To test
hoverboard technology.
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Yeah, I call bullcrap.
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Tell us
what really happened.
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Adult adam:
I was losing them.
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I either had to expose myself as a dancing loser
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Or pull out the big guns.
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They may not believe me,
but you will.
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I swear
on our friendship.
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It happened, people.
He floated on air.
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Wait.
Now you believe him?
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You can't lie
on a friendship swear.
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It's the rules.
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Erica: Are you kidding me?
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A hoverboard?
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You were supposed to say
something real, like skiing.
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Well, that's just crazy.
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No one would believe
that I can ski.
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Okay, relax.
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Every kid tells that
one giant lie that gets
away from them.
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It's not a big deal.
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Yes, it is!
If emmy finds out
I lied on our friendship,
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She'll hate me forever.
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Want my advice, kiddo?
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Lie your ass off.
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What? You're supposed
to be my role model
and moral compass.
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We're talking about
muscles mirsky, here.
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She's a groovy dame
and a hell of a best friend,
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And we got to do
whatever it takes
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To save this friendship.
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But how?
I'm in too deep.
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Lucky for you,
I'm an expert liar,
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And I'll teach you because
you're the coolest, smartest,
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Most capable brother
a girl could ever have.
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Really?
No.
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But now you see
how good I am.
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What is all this?
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This... This smells.
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Look, you guys just loved
that chinese food so much,
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I figured,
why ever go back there
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When I can make it all
right here?
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I present to you...
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Beverly's chinese palace.
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(clink)
you sure you know
what you're doing?
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Yeah, chinese food seems
kind of complicated.
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Well, maybe
for a less-experienced chef.
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That ketchup?
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It's just a base.
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Tsk. You don't
understand cooking.
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Okay, all I have to do
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Is put this block
of frozen broccoli
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Into the boiling-hot grease,
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And...
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(extinguisher spraying)
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(all coughing)
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Beverly: Okay.
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Beverly's chinese palace
is officially closed.
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But I can still whip up
some of my shrimp parm.
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Who wants shrimp parm?
Huh?
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Shrimp parm?
Shrimp parm? Shrimp parm?
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(engine turns over)
(gearshift clicks)
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(tires screech)
shrimp parm!
Shrimp parm!
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Last call.
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Adult adam: By the end of the week, we had been to china garden 5 times,
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And my mom had had enough.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. I don't know
if you remember me.
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I'm beverly goldberg.
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Yes, of course.
You're the mom
who I thought
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Worked at the school
'cause she's there so much.
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I'm involved, yes.
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Uh, but today,
I have a teeny, tiny favor.
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I need you
to ban my family
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From eating here
for life, okay?
252
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,955
But they're
great customers.
253
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,858
We have a dish
named after that one.
254
00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,893
"big tasty pork."
255
00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,729
It's fried pork
with regular pork on top.
256
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,130
He would love that,
yes.
257
00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,565
Uh, look, let's talk
mother-to-mother, here.
258
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:57,235
You have kids.
You know that dinner
is special family time.
259
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,204
I'm sorry,
but it's not my fault
260
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,873
That your family likes
my food better than yours.
261
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,808
(bell dings)
262
00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,010
Listen...
263
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,778
I didn't come here
looking for a war,
264
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,881
But I didn't come here
to turn one down, either.
265
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,449
I'm not scared of you.
266
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,684
Oh, you will be.
267
00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:16,187
Watch your back,
dave kim's mom.
268
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,156
(bell dings)
269
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,899
Adult adam: At school, I had laid down a thick pile of bullcrap,
270
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,369
And there was only one person with the skills to shovel me out.
271
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:35,407
Okay, time to learn
america's greatest
art form...
272
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,007
Lying.
273
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,843
A liar is, if nothing else,
a salesman.
274
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:39,945
You got to sell your lie,
275
00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,414
And to do that,
you got to believe it.
276
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,748
Now, tell me a lie.
277
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:44,950
I'm a fish.
278
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,452
Just do
the hoverboard thing.
279
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:48,520
I rode a hoverboard.
280
00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:50,021
Horrible!
You have like 10 tells!
281
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,258
No eye contact,
you're fidgeting,
and you smell like fear.
282
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:57,262
That might be the cast.
It's gotten super-stinky.
Smell.
283
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:57,762
No! Focus!
284
00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:02,233
The number-one rule
to lying is to never,
ever back down.
285
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,070
Just keep lying until
you come out the other side.
286
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:05,804
Other side. Got it.
287
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,840
Now, look me in the eye
and make me believe it.
288
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,308
I rode a hoverboard.
289
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,076
Again.
290
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,978
I rode a hoverboard.
Again!
291
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,613
I rode a hoverboard!
Again!
292
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,848
I rode a hoverboard!
293
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,416
Okay.
294
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:22,220
Odd thing to say
when we're talking
about mitochondria,
295
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,588
But, uh,
since you brought it up,
296
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,256
I feel obligated
as your science teacher
297
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,993
To inform you all
that hoverboards
aren't real.
298
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,294
Well,
that's your opinion.
299
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,229
No, that's the opinion
of gravity.
300
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,464
It's a gray area.
Couldn't be clearer.
301
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,532
Well, we can agree
to disagree.
No, we can't.
302
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,469
Hold up. Are you calling
adam a big, fat liar?
303
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:41,272
With all due respect
to mr. Goldberg...
304
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,140
100%, yes.
305
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,275
Well,
you're a 100% dook.
306
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,244
Principal's office, now.
307
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:46,878
Worth it!
308
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,682
As for the rest of you,
science is based
on empirical evidence,
309
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,817
So unless mr. Goldberg here
can provide some,
310
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:57,055
I will implore you all
not to believe a word
he says.
311
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:57,589
I have a video.
312
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,691
You have a video?
You have a video?
313
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,126
I said
"principal's office!"
314
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,260
In your face!
He's got a video!
315
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:06,131
If that's true, then
everything I know about
science would be wrong
316
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,733
And reality as we know it
would shatter.
317
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,267
Dogs would fly.
318
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,936
I would be dating
claudia schiffer!
319
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,972
So...We cool?
320
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,340
Oh, yeah. We cool.
321
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,043
So cool that if you show
that video in class,
322
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,045
I'll give everyone in here
an "a."
323
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,580
(cheers and applause)
324
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,317
How was school, poopie?
325
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,420
Worst day ever.
326
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:31,322
Hey, can I curl up
in a ball on the way back
while you drive?
327
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,291
Aw, schmoo,
what's wrong?
328
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,959
You can tell mama
anyth...
329
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:35,827
Oh, is that dave kim?
330
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,229
Dave kim!
Dave kim!
331
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:38,963
What are you doing?
332
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,298
Let's invite him
over for dinner.
333
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,533
I don't want to invite him
over for dinner!
334
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,235
Just lay down
in the way back
and be sad, okay?
335
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:48,339
Dave kim! Adam wants
to invite you over
for dinner, dave kim!
336
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,474
No, no, no.
Drive, drive, drive!
337
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,444
Dave kim!
Please be our guest
at our home tonight!
338
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,978
If you want to come over...
Adam: Drive! Drive! Drive!
339
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,748
Just get in the
backseat now.
Adam: Drive! Drive!
340
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,383
Dave kim!
341
00:11:58,818 --> 00:11:59,784
(gasps)
342
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,554
Well! If it isn't
dave kim's mom.
343
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,988
Funny
you should drop on by.
344
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,790
You called me
to pick up my son.
345
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,425
Did I? Huh.
346
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,359
Well, yes, he's here,
347
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,262
Just going to town
on my shrimp parm.
348
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,331
He loves my cooking.
349
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,166
Maybe even
more than yours.
350
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,735
Mom,
you got to try this.
351
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,603
It's both fishy
and cheesy.
352
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,740
You can't put cheese
on seafood!
353
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,175
It breaks
every culinary law!
354
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,946
(chuckles)
I'll put cheese
on anything.
355
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:28,580
Anything.
356
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,881
You can't
cheese anything.
357
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,383
I once cheesed
a slice of watermelon.
358
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,418
That's disgusting.
359
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,719
Or is it delicious?
360
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:35,720
This is delicious.
361
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,588
Enjoy.
(chuckles)
362
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,224
I told him to
come back tomorrow
night with his sister.
363
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,893
Jenny, is it?
Sweet girl.
364
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:45,130
She's gonna love
my mac and cheese meatballs.
365
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:45,697
That's right.
366
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:49,634
I'll combine an
entree and side
into a super-dish.
367
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,735
I don't give a (bleep)
368
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,704
You don't want
to take me on, lady.
369
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,439
This is one food war
you can't win.
370
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,409
Oh, I'll win.
Shrimps will be cheesed,
tummies will be stuffed,
371
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,112
And your kids will be
begging to come here
372
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,882
During special
family-dinner time.
373
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,718
So, what's it gonna be?
(sighs)
374
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:12,423
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
We can't serve you here.
375
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,458
You're talking
to those two, right?
376
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,128
I don't understand.
Why are we on the wall,
like a bunch of criminals?
377
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,298
Yeah! I need
my big tasty pork!
378
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,233
Please!
It's my birthright!
379
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,001
Let's just say...
380
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:27,539
Some mothers love
their family so much,
it's scary.
381
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,607
Beverly.
382
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,110
Adult adam: While my dad was heading back to deal with my mom,
383
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,847
I was heading back to the future!
384
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,686
(drill whirs)
385
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,889
(angelic choir sings)
386
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,058
Unfortunately, in my version,
387
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,194
The future looked kind of crappy.
388
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:49,761
Yippee!
389
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:54,899
Here I am,
testing out the world's
first actual hover...
390
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:55,700
Ow! Ow!
391
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,868
It's squishing my parts.
392
00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,171
Cut. I can see the rope.
This looks shoddy.
393
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:00,939
You think?
394
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,608
You said to keep lying
till I get to the
other side.
395
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,310
When do I get
to the other side?
396
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,111
Just shut up and hover!
397
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:07,679
(scoffs) god.
398
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,715
Beverly: Oh. Yeah. There. Just like that. Yep.
399
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,551
That actually looks
not that crappy.
400
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,019
Damn it. Cut!
401
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:15,653
Someone's in the shot.
402
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,122
I can't see! Spin me around!
403
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,325
Oh! Spin me back!
404
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,426
Are you kidding me?
405
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,861
Emmy, I can explain.
406
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,597
Here are
your get-well cookies.
407
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,565
(sighs)
408
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,500
Come back!
409
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:30,535
Emmy! Wait!
410
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,736
I don't want
to talk to you.
411
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,072
Just let me explain.
No.
412
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:34,672
I stood up for you.
413
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,342
I got an in-school suspension
and grounded for a month.
414
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,209
But even worse...
415
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,278
I told a bunch of people
hoverboards are real!
416
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,048
Trust me, the truth
is too embarrassing.
You would've lied, too.
417
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,116
Not to you.
418
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,118
I'm sorry, okay.
419
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,987
But it's me.
420
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,521
You can't hate
your best friend.
421
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,023
That's the thing.
422
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,858
You're not just a friend.
423
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,728
You're like my brother.
424
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,597
And if I can't
count on you...
425
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,732
Then I have nobody.
426
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,367
Adult adam:
And just like that,
427
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,969
My best friend hovered out of my life.
428
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,070
(door closing)
429
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,439
Bev! You've got
a lot of nerve!
430
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,109
We're grown men.
You cannot control us.
431
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,845
Don't be silly.
Of course I can.
432
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:14,979
Fine! You can!
433
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,748
But the one freedom
we have is food,
434
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,683
And you can't take that
away from us.
435
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,651
I won't let you!
436
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,586
Let's discuss it
over dinner.
437
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,689
Sit down. I made
cheeseburger meatloaf.
438
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,491
Adult adam: Behold my mom's secret weapon.
439
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,727
It was cheese. It was meat. It was loaf.
440
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,428
And it was spectacular.
441
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,965
No! The woman's just
trying to use your hunger
to control you.
442
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,067
Just a little taste.
No taste!
443
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,635
Can we at least
munch some
of the topping?
444
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,238
No! We're never eating
her food again.
445
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,373
Well, china garden's
not an option,
446
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,174
So where else
you gonna go?
447
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,443
We'll go to bamboo palace
downtown.
448
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,311
Come on, guys!
Let's go!
449
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,614
You'd never drive
into the city during
rush hour.
450
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,281
Oh, I will for this.
451
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,583
Well, then I'll have you
banned from there, too.
452
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,118
Banned from chinatown
entirely.
453
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,187
Then we'll switch
to indian food.
454
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,389
Your stomach
can't handle the spices.
455
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,424
Then we'll get sushi!
456
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,293
Raw fish?
You don't even like
raw carrots.
457
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,195
Then we'll get
thailand food!
458
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,531
That's right!
Food from wherever that is!
459
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,934
Why are you working
so hard to take
this away from me?
460
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:10,835
Take what away from you?
461
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,438
You're acting crazy!
It's just dinner!
462
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,273
Not to me!
463
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,443
(sighs) you all have
your other things going on.
464
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,110
Your work, your school,
465
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,813
Your hypersexual
lifestyle.
Hey.
466
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,083
For me, this kitchen,
these meals...
467
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,284
It's all I've got.
468
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:30,188
It's the only thing
I still do that makes
me feel needed.
469
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,723
So, yeah,
maybe that makes me crazy,
470
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:35,893
But cooking for my family
means everything to me.
471
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,568
Adult adam:
Emmy had found out that I'd never rode a hoverboard.
472
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,872
It was only a matter of time before the rest of the class learned the truth.
473
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,240
There was no way out.
474
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,908
I have a way out.
It's too late.
475
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,712
I don't have time
to come up with
a whole new web of lies.
476
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,913
That's why
I did it for you.
477
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:59,550
I got lainey to
steal this from her dad's
sketchy law office.
478
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,418
Nondisclosure agreement?
479
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,187
Just say that the
scientist from the mall
made you sign it
480
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,923
And you legally can't show
your hoverboard video.
481
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,892
Class has started,
mr. Goldberg.
482
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:11,429
We're all waiting for you
to take us into the future.
483
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,365
Oh!
Oh, I'm hovering!
484
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,002
So, I know everyone
was excited to see
that video
485
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,771
Of me hoverboarding,
486
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,372
But I can't show it.
487
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,341
(students grumbling)
488
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,444
You know what?
Instead, I'll show you this.
489
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,981
This is how I really
broke my arm.
490
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,349
(faith plays)
491
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,650
(students laughing)
492
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,286
¶ I guess it would be nice
493
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,889
¶ if I could touch your body
494
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,324
¶ I know not everybody
495
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:43,094
¶ has got a body like you
496
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,430
¶ ohhh ¶
497
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,998
All: Oh!
(laughing)
498
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,598
Oh, man!
499
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,802
I wanted that easy "a,"
but this is so much better.
500
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:54,338
Well, sorry, pal.
I was rooting for you.
501
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,907
No, you weren't.
That's right.
502
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,943
'cause I always root
for science.
503
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,445
¶ baby ¶
504
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,080
Emmy!
505
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,849
So, now you know
the truth.
506
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,616
Changes nothing.
507
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,752
All you did was expose
yourself as a wham! Fan.
508
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,255
Technically,
it's george michael's
solo effort.
509
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,192
But probably
not your point.
510
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,694
Um, so,
it's Friday night.
511
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,728
See you
at the treehouse?
512
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,665
Dude, what part of this
don't you get?
513
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,232
No, I get it.
514
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,936
But you said it yourself.
We're more than
just friends.
515
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,903
We're family.
516
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,306
And in my family,
we fight, scream,
517
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:32,143
And make horrible mistakes
that go way too far.
518
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,946
But an hour later,
we're fine.
519
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,380
That's what it means
to be a goldberg,
520
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:40,218
And, like it or not,
you're one of us.
521
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,453
¶ I gotta have faith
522
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,522
¶ because I gotta have faith, faith, faith
523
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,825
¶ I gotta have faith, faith, faith ¶
524
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,026
If you're looking
for food,
525
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,496
I got your ban lifted
at china garden.
526
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,531
Enjoy
your exotic new lives.
527
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:57,635
Bevy, we thought
all about what you said,
528
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,236
And we're sorry.
529
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:01,839
How could you
ever think this family
doesn't need you?
530
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,142
I mean, look at us!
531
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:04,742
We're a mess!
532
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,944
We'd be living under a rock
if it wasn't for you.
533
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,046
Well, you got a point there.
(chuckles)
534
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,948
We appreciate
what you do for us.
535
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,051
And dad didn't even
tell me to say that.
536
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,187
Thank you, honestly.
537
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,488
Now, what do you say
we have some real dinner?
538
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,459
Adult adam:
And with that, a new goldberg tradition began.
539
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,061
Our Friday-night dinner at china garden.
540
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:24,762
(all laughing)
541
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,331
Big tasty pork,
on the house.
542
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,100
We're glad you're back.
543
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:29,767
Barry: Oh!
544
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,036
Murray: Hey, calm down.
All right, good.
545
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,905
(knock on door)
546
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,806
Emmy: Hey, klutz.
547
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,377
So you don't hate me?
548
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,511
After showing that tape,
549
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,314
You're gonna need
all the friends you can get.
550
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,350
Just, don't ever
lie to me again.
551
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,352
I swear it
on our friendship.
552
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,389
(chuckles)
so, how's the cast?
553
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,191
Oh, it's so itchy.
554
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,192
It's driving me crazy.
555
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,861
I have skinny fingers.
Let me see if I can help.
556
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,629
Adam: That's just tickling me.
(emmy laughs)
557
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,231
Adult adam: That's the thing about family.
558
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,599
You fight, you yell, but in the end,
559
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:05,736
There's no one you'd rather share chinese with.
560
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,474
Emmy, there are some people in your life right now
561
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,477
That you sort of have these kind of crushes on.
562
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,545
Now, out of all these people,
563
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,647
Is there anyone you particularly like the most?
564
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,049
Do I have to say this on film?
565
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,750
Well, I mean, it's not gonna...
566
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:20,718
No one's gonna see it or anything.
567
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,121
Uh, I don't. I'm not sure I can trust you with that.
568
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,257
Oh, you can trust me.
569
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:30,228
I'm telling you,
notre dame's gonna go
all the way this year.
570
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,529
What, to some
random bowl game?
571
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,365
There's never gonna be
a true national champion
572
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,067
Until we have
a playoff system.
573
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,570
That's a good idea.
They should do that.
574
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,504
(scoffs)
I was kidding!
575
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,906
They're never
gonna do that!
576
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,741
What are you getting
so excited?
577
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,076
Because
you're aggravating me!
578
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,246
Stop aggravating him
and come have dinner.
579
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,680
(faith plays)
erica!
580
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,682
Turn off the music
and get down here!
581
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,219
¶ and when that love comes down
582
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,255
¶ without devotion
583
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,557
¶ well, it takes a strong man, baby
584
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,692
¶ but I'm showin' you the door
585
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,628
¶ 'cause I gotta have... ¶
aaah!
586
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,162
I have faith.
What are you
doing here?
587
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,531
Your mom's making
seafood pizza.
I can't miss that.
588
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,901
I swear to god,
you better not tell
a soul about this.
589
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,971
Oh, no, no.
This one's just for
dave kim.
590
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,173
I'm serious.
You tell no one.
591
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,843
Of course.
I swear on our friendship.
592
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,044
What friendship?
593
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,579
So, it's more than that?
594
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,613
Get out!
595
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,348
¶ maybe ¶
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