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¶ we're not gonna take it
adult adam: Back in the '80s, mtv did this crazy thing...
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¶ no, we ain't gonna take it ...And actually played music videos.
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¶ we're not gonna take it they taught us that huge hair and a sick guitar solo...
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¶ anymore ...Could turn a mere mortal into a rock god.
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¶ we've got the right to choose and
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¶ there ain't no way we'll lose it
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So, like all kids, I formed an epic garage band
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With my brother, barry.
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¶ ...This is our song
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And we were the stuff of legends.
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(off-key)
¶ we're not gonna take it
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Well, in our minds.
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¶ no, we're not gonna take it anymore
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Thank you, philadelphia.
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Good night!
(feedback squeals)
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Okay, so we weren't twisted sister,
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But we thought we were.
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We're, like, guaranteed
to be superstars.
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I mean, I'm big tasty,
the rapper who can
rock a mike.
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But I can also rock
a guitar.
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You know, if we're gonna be
selling out mega-stadiums,
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Maybe we should learn
more than one song.
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It's not
about the music, okay?
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It's about
the showmanship
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And pageantry
and smoke machines
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And glitter cannons
and giant hair
and codpieces.
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Seems a bit much.
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Well, the front man
gets all the ladies.
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So I make all the decisions
for barry and the hendersons.
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I told you, our band name
isn't gonna have
"barry" in it.
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Let's just put it
on the board,
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See what it looks like...
Maybe we'll fall in love.
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Sure, we had our creative differences.
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¶ we're not gonna take it but the one thing we could agree on
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Was that we were the greatest band that ever existed.
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Just ask our groupies.
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(off-key)
¶ we're not gonna take it anymore
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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(laughs)
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Thank you,
veterans stadium!
Good night!
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Wow.
(gasps)
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Sounds like
nobody's gonna take it.
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Mission accomplished! Yes!
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Oh,
you're so awesome!
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You remind me of my other
favorite band... Kiss.
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No, no, no, no!
Stop, stop!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
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Adult adam:
It was mid-summer, 1980-something,
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And america had its latest obsession...
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The royal wedding.
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And no one was more into prince chuck and lady di than my mom.
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Mmm!
That prince charles.
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Imagine what it's like
to be married
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To someone so regal
and majestic.
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Hey, bevy, what kind
of mustard do I like?
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You like ketchup.
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We have company.
Put on pants or leave.
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Yeah.
You win this round.
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Guess we can't all have
prince charles, huh?
Oh, hush.
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He may not be the biggest
fan of slacks,
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But murray can
be very romantic.
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Trust me. (chuckles)
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Charles and diana got nothing
on our wedding.
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Wow. I want to see pictures,
wedding pictures, right now.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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They're all packed away
in the attic.
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Here's the album.
Thank you, janice.
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Thank you
for chiming in.
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Huh. Now, tell me why
murray is sitting down
during your vows.
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He got woozy.
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Big day,
low blood sugar.
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He ate a plum.
It was fine.
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Listen, we all have things
about our wedding
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That we'd like
to redo, right?
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That's why
the hubby and I decided
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To renew our vows
last year.
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You what, now?
Just an intimate
ceremony.
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You know,
some friends and family
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And a band, some cake.
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You can have
a second wedding?
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No!
Come on.
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It'll just be
a little ceremony.
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Marriage is not like
a magazine subscription.
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You don't have to keep
renewing it.
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Well, you do if you want
to keep the magazine.
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Well...
This magazine right here,
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You get for free
for the rest of your life.
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How do you like that?
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You don't want
to do this? Fine.
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How'd you make tears
so fast?
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They're always there,
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Lying in wait,
because I feel so deeply.
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Fine!
You wore me down.
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He said yes!
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He said yes!
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Adult adam: While my mother couldn't wait to renew her vows,
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My sister was doing some waiting of her own.
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(groans)
just stop talking and
play the bangles already.
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I know!
It's music television!
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They should
just play videos
and nothing else.
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Back then, you couldn't just pull up your favorite song with a click on youtube.
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You actually had to sit...
Play the video!
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...And wait and wait until that one glorious moment
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When your favorite video finally came on.
(both squealing)
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And nothing would stop you from singing along.
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¶ close your eyes
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¶ give me your hand, darl... ¶
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(tv zaps)
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No!
No!
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I will kill you!
I am not kidding.
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I will go to jail.
I will do my time.
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I may come out
a different person,
but it'll be worth it!
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Forget the lame-ass
chick music.
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I'm cordially inviting you
out to the garage
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To hear a real band.
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This...
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This is for you, girl.
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I...Pick...You.
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Adult adam: Yep, barry had become obsessed
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With erica's best friend, lainey,
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Ever since she kissed him in a moment of incredibly poor judgment.
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I'll dedicate a jam
to you, girl.
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Just come
to one of our gigs.
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In the garage? No.
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Are we done with
this horrible interaction?
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Because there's
a tv upstairs. Let's go!
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Too bad lainey didn't feel the same way.
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Ah, she's good.
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Acting all,
"I don't like you."
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I think that's 'cause
she doesn't like you.
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Aw, sweet,
naive baby child.
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She's just playing
hard to get.
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It's obvious
I'm all she thinks about.
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It's not that obvious.
(chuckles)
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It's all a part of
the game of love,
my brother.
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And once we're
topping the charts,
she'll change her tune.
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Man! I can't wait
to be famous.
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All the kids at school
who call me a nerd
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Are gonna beg
to be my best friend.
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And I'll buy a ferrari
for every day of the week.
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And I will have every
garbage pail kid ever made.
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And chuck norris will be
my personal trainer
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Till his wife falls in love
with me and it gets awkward.
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And I'll buy
bubbles the chimp
from michael jackson
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And give him a new name
with dignity,
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Like william
or professor bananas.
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And charles barkley
will beg me
to join the sixers.
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And we'll live
in a mansion in miami,
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And gloria estefan
and the miami sound machine
will be our neighbors.
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And we're gonna paint
the name of the band
on the roof
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So everyone can see it
from the sky!
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We'll be rock gods.
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There's only one way
to get there.
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We got to get ourselves
a gig.
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So we did what any band does when they need a big break.
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We asked our mommy.
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(feedback squeals)
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Yeah.
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That's gonna be
a polite pass.
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What?
What?
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You never say no to us!
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Yeah! We're your
delicious snuggle monsters.
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I don't think
she understands.
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Give us the thing we want!
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Love to.
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But can't.
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(inhales sharply)
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Joke!
She's kidding.
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You're hired.
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Yes!
I knew we were amazing.
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We charge 200 bucks,
non-negotiable.
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Dad, I thought we agreed
on dueling harpists.
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We'll have them
play one song
at the very end.
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The noise will sober
everybody up
for the drive home.
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It's money well spent.
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I told you you didn't
have to pay for all this.
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Stop. What does
my princess want?
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Well, I do have
a few ideas. (chuckles)
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I'm thinking ice sculptures
and a horse-drawn carriage
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And, um, oh,
those carving stations
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Where they have
the different meats
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And then
you point at the meats,
and they give you the meats.
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You want meats,
you got meats.
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(chuckles)
"wedding binder"?
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Isn't this what you have
when the wedding is real?
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Just shut up
and let me do this.
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All you have to do
is write your vows. Go.
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How about, instead,
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I go up
and clean out the gutters
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Like you've been
nagging me to do?
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There's your romance.
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Write your vows.
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Adult adam: For my dad, that was his definition of no fun.
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This is gonna be
so much fun!
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Okay. Barry told us
about the $200.
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Let's do this.
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Whoa, whoa.
What's happening?
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Good news.
The girls are
joining the band.
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Barry ignored the cardinal rule of being in a band.
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Lainey.
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He let a girl come between us.
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You could share my mike.
It's great for duets.
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Your breath
smells like cat food.
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I can assure you,
it's people food.
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What...
We're a two-man band.
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I'm not splitting
our appearance fee
with them.
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Think about it.
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What's better
than performing for her?
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Performing with her.
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Now we'll make
sweet music together,
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And she won't be able
to deny her feelings
for me.
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But it's supposed to be
you and me!
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It is just you and me...
And them.
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You know
what would be so cool?
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If we did
an all-acoustic set.
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Totally!
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That is a great idea,
lainey!
Adam, take five.
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Let's brainstorm.
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Do you have any band names,
lainey?
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Ooh.
How about the gal pals?
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Nailed it!
Never!
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Adult adam: As my band was writing me off,
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My dad was busy writing his vows.
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¶ I bet we've been together for a million years
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¶ and I'll bet we'll be together... Okay, so, he wasn't writing.
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He was watching his favorite tv show, family ties.
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¶ what would we do, baby, without us?
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Adult adam:
Like all shows at the time,
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It was only as good as its opening theme song.
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¶ sha-la-la-la ¶
beverly: Murray!
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(tv shuts off)
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(remote clatters)
(footsteps approaching)
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Are you watching tv?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm just sitting
in my writing chair,
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Letting the ideas flow
from my pen.
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You're gonna love
what I got.
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It's blank.
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Yeah, I got it all
up here, baby.
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I know exactly
what I want to say.
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Let's hear it.
Right now.
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Right now?
246
00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:09,080
You want to pre-hear
247
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,284
The special vows
I wrote special?
248
00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:14,119
Who does that?
Me. Go.
249
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,488
Adult adam:
My dad knew he just had to speak from the heart
250
00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:20,659
Or the next best thing... Quote an epic theme song.
251
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:25,230
"I bet we've been together
for a million years.
252
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:31,036
"and I bet we'll be together
for a million more.
253
00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:36,007
"it's like I started breathing
on the night we kissed."
254
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,409
My dad couldn't remember our birthdays,
255
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:41,079
But he remembered every damn word of that theme song.
256
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,249
(chuckling)
"what would we do, baby...
257
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,217
"without us?
258
00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,820
"sha-la-la-la."
259
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,289
That...Was...
260
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,791
Amazing!
261
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,092
(both laugh)
262
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,060
You love me so much!
263
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,795
I really do.
Oh!
264
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,863
(smooches)
I really do.
265
00:09:58,865 --> 00:09:59,531
"sha-la-la-la."
266
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:03,568
Oh, I cannot wait
for you to say that
in front of our friends!
267
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,204
Well, you know
I was just spitballing.
268
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,672
I'm gonna
have to rewrite it.
269
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:08,974
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
270
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,743
You say those words
exactly. (laughs)
271
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:16,848
I said no more
than 10% baby's breath,
272
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,350
And I'm looking at 30%.
273
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,050
Take it all back.
274
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,621
Wow, bev, you are really
pulling out all the stops.
275
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,190
Ohh. Well, I'm not
the only one.
276
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:28,293
I mean, I knew
murray was romantic.
277
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,094
He doesn't show it,
278
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,297
But when you press him,
it comes oozing out.
279
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,165
Oh, you should hear
the vows he's writing for me.
280
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,668
What did he say?
I got to hear.
I got to hear.
281
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,435
It was a private moment.
282
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,304
I... I don't really remember
what was said...
283
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:43,074
Oh, fair enough.
...But it was
definitely this.
284
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:48,513
"I bet we've been together
for a million years.
285
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:53,718
"and I bet we'll be together
for a million more.
286
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:58,390
"it's like I started breathing
on the night we kissed."
287
00:10:58,392 --> 00:10:59,891
Hmm.
What?
288
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:03,194
It's just that...
Have you seen family ties?
289
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,262
It's a hit tv show.
290
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,798
Insanely popular.
Michael j. Fox?
291
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,033
Where are you going
with this?
292
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,869
I think
that murray's vows
293
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:14,305
May share
a few similarities with...
294
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,041
A very famous
theme song.
295
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,843
What? No.
You are so way off.
296
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:24,616
You're right.
But did his vows happen
to end with "sha-la-la-la"?
297
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,588
You should go.
I should go.
298
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,524
(girls singing in distance)
adult adam:
Even though my brother
299
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,393
Let lainey yoko ono her way into our band,
300
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,463
I was still clinging to our original dream.
301
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,865
That is, until I heard this.
302
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,101
¶ do you feel the same?
303
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,805
¶ am I only dreaming
304
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:53,878
¶ or is this burning an eternal flame?
305
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,314
(off-key)
¶ say my name
306
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,883
¶ sun shines through the rain
307
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,686
¶ a whole life so lonely
308
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:05,523
¶ then you come and ease the pain ¶
309
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,525
Stop! Stop!
310
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,060
What have you done?
311
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,328
Where's my drum set?
312
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,229
There are no drums, bro.
313
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,164
Here. You can ding
the little triangle.
314
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,700
I don't want to ding
a triangle.
315
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,068
Just ding the damn triangle!
316
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,572
Never!
Triangles? Candles?
317
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,840
That's girl-band stuff.
318
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,741
We're not a girl band.
319
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,908
Says the guy
wearing the lady's wig.
320
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,779
For your information,
we're trying to
be dee snider.
321
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,681
Who's she?
Never heard of him.
322
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,216
Or his awesome music.
323
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,550
What happened to you, man?
324
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,185
It used to be
about the music
325
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,322
And the mansion
and chuck norris.
326
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,656
You've changed.
327
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,258
No. I evolved.
328
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,393
You're the one who's stuck
in the same place.
329
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,930
I just...Like
being a team.
330
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,999
Guess that's over now.
331
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,534
(sighs)
332
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,170
That...
(door closes)
333
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,204
...Was a bummer,
but, hey.
334
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,974
It's show business,
not show friends,
am I right?
335
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,809
Speaking of that,
we had a band meeting.
336
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:58,810
When?
Just now.
337
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,512
And we're gonna
have to ask you to leave.
338
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:01,746
What are you talking about?
339
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,413
You're out of the band.
340
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,282
You keep winking at lainey
and staring at lainey.
341
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,551
And one time,
I saw you smell lainey.
Wait. What?
342
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,587
You're throwing me out
of my own band?
You can't do that.
343
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,189
We just did.
344
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,193
Wait. Barry.
345
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,528
Yeah?
346
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,663
Leave the triangle.
347
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,664
Adult adam:
It was 6:00 p.M. Sharp.
348
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:23,101
(zipper unzips)
as always, my dad dropped his pants off from work.
349
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:27,071
Little did he know, my mom was about to drop a bomb on him.
350
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,840
¶ you take the good, you take the bad
351
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,942
¶ you take them both, and there you have
352
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,510
¶ the facts of life ¶
353
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,578
Wow!
354
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,612
Shrimp parm.
355
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,713
What's the occasion?
356
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,781
Oh, just a little
thank-you
357
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:41,686
For all you're doing
to make our renewal
so magical.
358
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,054
Well, it's mostly you,
359
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,756
But I do deserve
some credit.
360
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:48,359
Gosh, I just
can't stop thinking
about those vows of yours.
361
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,495
How did you come up
with such beautiful words?
362
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:55,500
Well, I thought,
"I wish we'd been together
for a million years."
363
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,901
And?
And...
364
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,704
"I wish we could be together
for a million more."
365
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,372
That... That...
2 million!
366
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,343
Wow. That is so touching
and from the heart.
367
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,380
Maybe I should share
my vows with you.
Would you like that?
368
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,349
Uh...
Surprise me on the day.
369
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,252
No. No, no, no, no.
I insist.
370
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,386
(chuckles)
371
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,988
"you take the good.
372
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,923
"you take the bad.
373
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,958
"you take them both,
374
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,027
"and then you have
the facts of life."
375
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:23,628
Oh, boy.
376
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,497
The facts of
(bleep) life!
377
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,233
(spoon clatters)
okay.
378
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,834
Clearly, you're angry.
379
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,503
And I'm willing to take
some of the blame...
380
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,071
Up to 30%.
381
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,340
How hard is it for you
to say you love me?
382
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,776
What do you want from me?
Nothing rhymes with beverly.
383
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,478
It doesn't have to rhyme.
384
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,145
It... You know what?
385
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,014
Don't even bother
with the vows.
386
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,182
I'm canceling it.
387
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,316
Oh, don't do that.
388
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,050
I mean it.
389
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,219
We are never
getting married again... Ever.
390
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,788
Fine. The whole thing
was just a big excuse
391
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,956
To throw yourself
a party, anyway.
392
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,526
Yes, I wanted
to be treated
like a princess,
393
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,495
Because all I do
around here
394
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,499
Is cook and clean
all...Day...Long.
395
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,269
But you know
what I really wanted?
396
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:10,508
I just wanted to hear you talk
about how much you love me.
397
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,010
(chuckles softly)
398
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,411
Adult adam: My mom wasn't the only one
399
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,146
Feeling the sting of disappointment.
400
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,883
(keytar playing discordantly)
even the greatest musical instrument of the '80s
401
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:19,751
Couldn't cheer me up.
402
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,486
Since when do you play
keytar?
403
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,353
Since I went solo.
404
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,956
Like david lee roth
with less jumping
405
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,791
'cause of
my ingrown toenail.
406
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,793
I'm kind of
on my own, too.
407
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,961
They kicked me out
of the band.
408
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,997
Oh, doesn't feel good,
does it, you putz?
409
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,633
All right.
Listen.
410
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,436
I'll admit
I got blinded by love.
411
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,804
But I'm back now.
412
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:40,939
I don't know, man.
413
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:41,940
Come on.
414
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:42,840
I got no band
without my drummer.
415
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,544
In one day, we went through the whole cycle of a band...
416
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,949
The fight, the breakup, and now the reunion.
417
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,750
You know, even though
my mom canceled our gig,
418
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:56,120
We're amazing enough to still
become a female supergroup.
419
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,222
For sure.
Let's get famous.
420
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,924
Two, three, four.
421
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,859
(garage door opens)
¶ close your eyes ¶
422
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,728
Adam and barry:
¶ we ain't gonna take it
423
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,965
What the...
¶ we're not gonna take it
424
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,167
¶ anymore
425
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:11,936
Get out of here!
426
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,838
You two are
kicked out of the band!
427
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,007
¶ we're not gonna take it
428
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:19,477
¶ no, we ain't gonna take it
fine! If that's how
you want to be...
429
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,078
Hit it, lainey.
430
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,046
Adam and barry:
¶ we're not gonna take it anymore
431
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,514
Erica and lainey:
¶ close your eyes
432
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,283
It was an epic battle of the bands.
433
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,551
Twisted sister vs. Sister.
434
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,952
And even though they were different styles,
435
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:32,390
Sometimes, music melds together into one glorious mash-up.
436
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,293
¶ we're not gonna take it ¶ do you feel the same?
437
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,427
Enough!
¶ we're not gonna take it
438
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,197
This was not one of those times. ¶ anymore ¶
439
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,198
(amplifier crackles)
440
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,132
Go practice
somewhere else!
441
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,768
(drumming stops)
no! This garage
belongs to us!
442
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,170
I'm sorry, lainey,
but at this point
in my career,
443
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,438
I have to put
the music first.
444
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,507
Barry, what are
you talking about?
445
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,845
I'm talking
about what happened
between us and our tongues.
446
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,847
Why do you deny
our night of passion?
447
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,649
Uh...How much more obvious
can I be?
448
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,318
We're not a thing.
449
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:00,918
But...
450
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,121
Look, I just don't
like you that way.
451
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,401
(alarm blaring)
452
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,502
What's going on?
453
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,270
Nothing.
Just turn it off.
454
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,339
(alarm clock thuds)
hey.
455
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,409
You set the alarm
to watch the wedding.
456
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,311
Don't not watch it
because you're pissed at me.
457
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,814
Just leave me alone.
458
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,986
What the hell
are you doing?
459
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:37,055
Can't sleep.
Look at her.
460
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,490
She really is
the people's princess.
461
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,592
I'll never be
anyone's princess.
462
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,394
My destiny
is to die alone.
463
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,595
What are you
talking about?
464
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,697
Why are you being
a dramatic moron?
465
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,098
I suck!
466
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,034
I actually thought
I could land a girl
that's so out of my league.
467
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:53,404
Hey. It's possible.
Trust me.
468
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,072
No offense, dad,
469
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,973
But you just don't get
what it's like to be me.
470
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,409
Come with me.
I want to show
you something.
471
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,812
(film reel clicking)
look at her.
472
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,713
Talk about
out of my league.
473
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,583
You're sitting
through the ceremony.
474
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,852
My god.
All you do is sit.
475
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,454
It's a problem, really.
476
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,688
Shut up.
477
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,957
Your mother thought
it was low blood sugar.
478
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,960
Actually, I was
just so overwhelmed.
Why?
479
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,596
Look at her.
She's so beautiful and smart.
480
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,932
I never thought
I'd be good enough for her.
481
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,433
Well, this gives me hope.
482
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,504
I mean, you're awful,
and you got mom, so...
483
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:27,872
Can't give up.
484
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:31,275
Adult adam:
Sure, what barry said was needlessly hurtful,
485
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,276
But in that insult,
486
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,746
My dad found a kernel of wisdom.
487
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,349
Go wake up
the other morons.
488
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,251
You got a gig to play.
489
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,553
¶ close your eyes
490
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:46,357
¶ give me your hand, darlin'
491
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:50,561
¶ do you feel my heart beating?
492
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,964
¶ do you understand?
493
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,800
¶ do you feel the same?
494
00:18:55,802 --> 00:19:00,438
(in distance)
¶ am I only dreaming
495
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:08,112
¶ or is this burning an eternal flame?
496
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,047
¶ I believe
497
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:13,684
¶ it's meant to be, darlin'
498
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,418
Dad.
499
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,087
What's going on?
¶ I watch you when you are sleeping
500
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:20,124
Turns out you get that
perfect wedding after all.
501
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:24,028
¶ do you feel the same?
502
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,665
¶ am I only dreaming
503
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:35,106
¶ or is this burning an eternal flame?
504
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:40,945
I'm not very good,
uh, with vows.
505
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,813
And, uh...
506
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,984
God knows
I'm not a prince.
507
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:47,885
Um...
508
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,122
The one thing
I do know for sure
509
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,424
Is you are my princess.
510
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:59,764
And I am the luckiest nobody
in the world.
511
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,535
Sha-la-la-la.
¶ say my name
512
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,138
¶ sun shines through the rain
513
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,740
¶ a whole life so lonely
514
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,711
¶ and then come and ease the pain
515
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,814
Adult adam: Sure, we were far from royalty or rock gods,
516
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:21,452
But that night, my mom felt like a queen.
517
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,121
¶ close your eyes
518
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:27,225
Listen,
about what I said.
No.
519
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,026
It's fine. I get it.
520
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,629
You don't feel
the same way about me.
521
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,297
But I'll win you over.
522
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,699
No, you won't.
523
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:35,466
Yeah, I will.
524
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,868
¶ do you feel the same?
No. You won't.
525
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:38,970
Yes, I will.
526
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:42,473
¶ am I only dreaming
no, you won't.
527
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:50,014
¶ or is this burning an eternal flame? ¶
528
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,493
Mommy,
I have a question.
529
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,795
So, lainey's going
to ocean city
over the weekend,
530
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,597
And if you let me go,
I will give you
531
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,267
The best snuggies
of your life.
532
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,202
(chair scrapes)
get off!
Don't touch me!
533
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,437
(purse thuds)
god! You've got to stop
wearing that wig.
534
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,639
I keep thinking
you're mom.
535
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,341
What are you talking about?
I look awesome.
536
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,542
Seriously, look at you.
537
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,044
Nope. Don't see it.
538
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,212
Say "I have failed
as a mother."
539
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:24,415
"I have failed
as a mother."
540
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,585
Adam,
we're getting mohawks!
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