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I'm home!
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ADULT ADAM: My dad was
the least complicated guy
on the planet.
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His first order
of business
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was to always
be comfortable.
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That meant parking his pants
at the door.
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His hobbies included
sleeping in his chair...
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(SNORING)
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...Watching Fantasy island.
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Oh, don't worry, boss.
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ADULT ADAM:
Sleeping in his chair...
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Oh!
...Yelling at the Phillies...
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(SHOUTING)
What is that pitch?
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...And sleeping in his chair.
(SNORTS)
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Even his parenting style
was simple
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and always involved
choice vocab words.
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Hey, you morons.
Stop being morons.
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Unreal.
I raised a moron.
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Why you got to be a moron
all the time?
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He wasn't
a complicated guy
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or, frankly,
even that interesting.
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But every once in a while,
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he was accidentally reveal
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something about himself
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that would make you feel
like you didn't know him
at all.
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All right, all fixed.
Wow!
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Where did you learn
how to do that?
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Army.
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What?
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Did you say "army"?
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Dad, is this you
and Lou Reed?
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Yeah, we, uh,
waited tables together.
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What? Tell me more.
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Eh, it was
a whole thing.
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Wait! Come back!
I want to know you!
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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
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Pull up! Pull up!
You're gonna crash
the plane.
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I was in a plane crash once.
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Nap time.
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ADULT ADAM:
Yep, some people
glorify the past,
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but not my dad.
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To him, it's like
it never even happened.
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Oh, my God, Murray,
you're not gonna
believe it.
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I just got off the phone
with your old high school.
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Your record
has been broken.
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Whoa, wait.
Dad had a record
in high school?
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What kind of record?
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Chili! He loves chili.
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It's something to do
with chili.
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True, but that's not it.
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Your dad set the record
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for most free throws
in a row
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at Central High.
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Like, in basketball?
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What... What are you
talking about?
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What can I say?
We won state.
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Uh, I hit 79 free throws
in a row.
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Uh, what do you
want from me?
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Murray, the high school
wants you to go back
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so they can honor you
at the game Saturday night.
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We get to stay downtown,
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and there's gonna be
a banquet.
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A banquet?
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That's the fanciest
of all food parties!
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I know!
It's a very big deal.
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Here's the thing
about that.
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Pass.
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No pass.
Pass!
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I already told them
you'd be there.
Why would you do that?
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You know I don't have
an interest in things.
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Is this for real?
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I mean, we've never even
seen you touch a basketball.
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Yeah, I mean,
I can't believe this.
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It's one of my dreams
to play in the NBA,
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and you never
once mentioned it?
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Didn't see
how it was relevant.
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Oh, it's relevant.
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What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
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Huh? Huh?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
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Not much more
than what I'm doing
right now.
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I want you to show me
what you got,
free-throw king!
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Are we, uh,
done here yet?
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No! You were clearly
some type of popular
high school god.
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Tell me
what it was like.
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I don't know.
I, uh, dated a lot of girls.
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I went to parties.
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I got elected
class president
a few times.
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Lunch lady gave me
free Jell-O.
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Eh, the usual.
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Not usual.
That's the opposite
of my life.
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The lunch lady said
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I look like the warlord
who burnt down her village.
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I'm going in.
No, wait, wait! Come on!
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I thought you were gonna
give me some pointers.
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Unless you want me
to give you some.
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How about
from way downtown?
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Hope you brought
an umbrella,
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'cause it's about to
rain some 3s!
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Swish, baby!
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Fundamentals!
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Intangibles!
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Unselfish!
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Basketball!
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And that's
how you do it.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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'Sup, Lexy Bloom?
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Ready to break the seal
on this new yearbook,
or what?
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Uh, sure.
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ADULT ADAM:
This year, Barry left
an entire page blank
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for the one signature
he cared about...
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His dream girl, Lexy Bloom.
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"Have a bitchin' summer,
Gustav?"
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I'm not the Swedish
exchange student!
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I'm speaking English
to you!
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Swing and a miss.
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Aw, you love her,
and she thinks
you're from Sweden.
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I've spent all year
trying to make
a name for myself,
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and Lexy Bloom
still doesn't know
who I am.
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She's so lucky.
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If only there was a way to,
like, have a casual
get-together
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with the coolest kids
from school,
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like, at our house,
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but without the formal,
sit-down dinner.
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I think
you're describing a party.
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Oh, my God.
I have the greatest idea.
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I'm gonna throw a party.
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Mom and Dad
are staying downtown
Saturday night.
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(GASPS)
I'll invite the whole school!
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Whoa, hold on.
Uh, I want you
to think about this...
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High-school friends!
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This Saturday night,
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I'm inviting you
to the best party
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in the history
of William Penn Academy,
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thrown by yours truly!
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BOY: We love you, Gustav!
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No! I'm Barry Goldberg!
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Doesn't matter!
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Party at my place!
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ADULT ADAM:
For the next few days,
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Barry spread the word
all over school.
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It was gonna be
a wild rager,
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and nobody
was more excited
than me.
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Oh, man.
My first high-school party
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with R-rated language
and adult situations.
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This is my "risky business."
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Damn right!
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There's gonna be dancing,
fistfights,
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pizzas on record players,
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hot cheerleaders
jumping from the roof
into the pool.
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We don't have a pool.
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Don't we?
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Blow this up.
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(GASPS) Sweet!
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I'm gonna go
grab my inhaler
and get started.
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Okay!
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I got twister
and ashtrays.
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What time's
this party kicking off?
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Whoa, wait.
You're okay with this?
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Uh, look,
I... I don't condone
lying to your parents,
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but I've been tracking
your highs and lows
this year.
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And frankly,
you need this.
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Awesome!
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Only thing left
is to make sure
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Mom and Dad leave
without suspecting a thing.
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Okay, love bugs.
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Pops is in charge
while we're away
for the evening.
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Have fun.
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No fun here.
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We're just gonna sit here
bored to death
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waiting for you
to come home.
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Oh, well, in that case,
throw on some shoes
and join us! I insist.
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Then it's settled.
We're coming.
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What are you doing?
Panicking.
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Okay, if the kids
come with us,
I'm staying home.
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Great! Stay.
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What's wrong with you?
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The more the merrier.
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You're a stupid,
stupid boy.
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You... You two just go.
I'll hold down the fort.
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All right.
Dinner's in the fridge.
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(SIGHS)
That was a close one.
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We make a good team,
guys.
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DOVER: (ON MIC)
Ladies and gentlemen...
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ADULT ADAM:
While Barry couldn't wait
to start his epic night,
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my dad was still indifferent
about his.
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DOVER: ...Captain of the 1961
state championship team
Murray Goldberg!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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ADULT ADAM:
...Until this happened.
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What the hell's
going on?
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What's wrong
with these people?
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Nothing.
They love you, Murray.
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(CHUCKLES)
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ADULT ADAM:
For my dad,
the past was the past.
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He never wanted to be
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one of those guys
always recounting
his glory days.
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But for one shining moment,
he decided to embrace it.
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Chomp, chomp, chomp!
Let's go, Beavers! Let's go!
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Chomp, chomp, chomp!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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ADULT ADAM:
My dad hadn't picked up
a basketball in years.
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But by the end
of the first half,
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he was ready to suit up.
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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That's how we do it,
Beavers!
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DOVER: Okay!
Yeah!
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Just want to take
a quick moment
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to welcome back
Murray Goldberg.
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In honor of his
25-year-old record,
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we'd like to present him
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with a ball
signed by the entire team.
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Murray, come on down.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Whoo!
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Hey, hot stuff!
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
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Shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
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Shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
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Really?
What are you doing?
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Shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
(CHUCKLES)
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Shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
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Shoot the ball!
Shoot the ball!
That's my husband!
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ADULT ADAM:
The moment my dad
stepped to that line,
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he realized he was still
that kid from high school...
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An athlete, a legend,
a champion.
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And then, he did this.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Got it!
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BOY: You suck, old man!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALL: (CHANTING) Air ball!
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ADULT ADAM:
In his defense,
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that was a very common
shooting style
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back in the day.
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But as the chant
of "air ball"
rang through the gym,
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it only confirmed to my dad
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that he didn't belong
on that court.
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He belonged
in front of the TV
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in his underpants.
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But this wasn't
the most embarrassing display
of the evening.
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That belonged
to my brother's epic party.
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It was 9:00,
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and the only people
that showed up were me,
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Roger McFadden,
who brought bugles,
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and Gustav,
the foreign-exchange student.
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Later. I'm going out.
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
250
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,120
Look... Look what's
happening in there.
251
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,389
It's a pure
sausage fest.
252
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,491
The bugles are
for hot chicks only!
253
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,861
You're a popular girl.
Invite some of
your friends over.
254
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,863
The poor guy needs this.
255
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,264
BARRY: (SHOUTS)
Shut up, Gustav!
256
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,901
It's called
being fashionably late.
257
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,704
Fine. I'll call
a couple of my friends.
258
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,938
Thank you.
259
00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,439
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
260
00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,208
ADULT ADAM:
Nowadays, all it would
take is a tweet.
261
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,409
But back then,
one phone call
worked just as well.
262
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,511
I thought you said
"a couple of friends."
263
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,213
All I did
was call Lainey.
264
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,181
You wanted Barry
to have fun, right?
265
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,018
Look at the guy.
He is the man.
266
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,787
Welcome to Casa de Barry,
ladies!
267
00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:17,390
Looking good.
Nice pants, random dude.
268
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,726
Told you I'd rock.
269
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,994
Is the party
like a rap video,
or what?
270
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,896
Move over,
Aunt Rose's 50th,
271
00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,432
this is the hottest party
this dining room's
ever seen.
272
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,806
Holy crap.
It's Lexy Bloom.
273
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:33,941
She came!
274
00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,108
She's here!
275
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,376
What are you waiting for,
man?
276
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,611
Chiclet me.
277
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,014
Whoa, girl.
278
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,350
I see you found
the VIP section.
279
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,918
What makes this
the VIP section?
280
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,286
'Cause I'm here.
281
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,388
Anything you want,
I'll make it happen.
282
00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,358
Fruit roll-ups?
Bagel bites?
283
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,060
Flintstone vitamins?
284
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,394
The world's
your oyster, baby.
285
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,729
See?
286
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,164
We just gave
your weird little brother
287
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,332
the best night
of his life.
288
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:03,236
Whoo!
The party has arrived!
289
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,305
You go to school
with him?
290
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,074
I do not.
291
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,709
And we're out of hand.
292
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,310
Who wants
to take a shower?
293
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,216
ADULT ADAM:
By 10:00, Barry's party
was blowing up...
294
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,085
But not as much
as my sister.
295
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,388
Hey! Stop!
You're spilling everywhere!
296
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,056
You!
297
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,892
Stop making out
in my dad's chair!
298
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,227
He lives there!
299
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,595
(SIGHS)
300
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,731
What the hell?
That's my Mom's!
301
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,965
Why are
you wearing that?
302
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,300
Oh, it's a sweater party.
303
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,802
That's not a thing.
304
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,970
And I put a sign
on the stairs
that said "off limits."
305
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,572
Ah, yeah,
that piece of yarn broke,
306
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,709
so we all just kind of...
Helped ourselves.
307
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,376
"We?"
308
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,747
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
309
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,184
Off!
310
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,220
Everyone take it off!
311
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,355
Yes! It's happening!
Take it off!
312
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,124
Adam, go upstairs!
313
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,926
Well, the sign says
it's off limits.
314
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,293
The yarn is broken.
315
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,695
Upstairs.
316
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,631
I said "upstairs"!
317
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:08,401
Okay.
This is officially nuts.
318
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,970
You need to put
an end to this.
319
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,504
Me? You're the adult!
320
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,674
I'm the cool grandpa.
I can't be the bummer.
321
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,209
You be the bummer.
322
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,878
Oh!
323
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,279
Uh, there's a pizza
on the record player.
324
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,448
(NEEDLE SCRATCHING)
It's bad for the needle.
325
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,152
You people are disgusting!
326
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,521
What the hell
are you doing?
327
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,790
It's a sweater party.
328
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,524
That's not a thing!
329
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,927
Stop encouraging this.
You need to shut it down.
330
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,428
Shut it down?
331
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,931
No way!
This is my party.
332
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:42,002
And I say we rage on
until the crack of dawn!
333
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,004
ALL: Yeah!
334
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:48,075
Well, I say we each
pick up one piece of trash
and leave!
335
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,209
ALL: BOO!
336
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:52,512
(CUPS CLATTER)
337
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,614
Smile all you want.
That's it.
338
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,850
I'm calling the hotel
where Mom and Dad
are staying.
339
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,251
I see what this is.
340
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,652
You're jealous
341
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,355
'cause I've thrown
the greatest party
of all time.
342
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,291
Look around.
It's not your party.
343
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,793
These are all
my friends.
344
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,594
Yo, Ari.
345
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,297
Whose party is this?
346
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,699
Erica's throwing
a going-away party
for the Swedish dude.
347
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,869
It doesn't matter.
Lexy Bloom's here.
348
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,370
She came to see me.
349
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,039
Oh, did she?
350
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,180
Barry, wait.
351
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,249
I didn't mean to...
(SIGHS)
352
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,421
That did not go well.
353
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,488
No, it did not.
354
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,991
Why are you
so mad at me?
355
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,326
I saw the look
on your face.
356
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,628
You were thrilled
to be back out there
on that court.
357
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,963
You know why I don't talk
about the past?
358
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,297
I'm gonna tell you.
359
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,299
Because it was great.
360
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,635
I was class president.
I was a basketball star.
361
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,137
I was a hero.
362
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,106
And now I'm just
none of those things.
363
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,709
Have you ever tried
shooting the ball this way?
364
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,447
It was a very common
shooting style!
365
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,283
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
my dad wasn't the only one
kicking himself.
366
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,617
Barry's big chance
367
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,453
to become a legend
and win over Lexy Bloom
368
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,956
had literally been
kissed goodbye.
369
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,324
What's shaking, Gustav?
(SCOFFS)
370
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,660
I wish I was Gustav.
371
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,396
Except for that
weird fish lunch
he always brings.
372
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,233
So, why you out here,
missing your own party?
373
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,235
Well, it has
come to my attention
374
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,570
that this
is Erica's party,
375
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,073
and I'm just a big, giant,
invisible bag of suck.
376
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,408
Oh, come on.
You're not invisible.
377
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,278
You're Barry Goldberg,
the guy who freaked out
on the lunch lady
378
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,846
because they ran out
of pudding.
379
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,883
Why is that the only thing
anyone ever remembers
about me?
380
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,817
Hey, they promised pudding.
They had no pudding.
381
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,321
It was a dark day.
Mmm.
382
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,656
Look, I know you feel like
this year was a bust,
383
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,326
but you did
a ton of cool stuff.
384
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,495
Karate in the talent show.
385
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,997
You're on
the wrestling team.
386
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,198
You did that rap video
387
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,799
about Stone Cold
groovin' on a Ferris wheel.
388
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,903
You like my rap?
It's hilarious.
389
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,971
Wait, that's what
you were going for, right?
390
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,507
Yeah!
391
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,475
How do you know
so much stuff about me?
392
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,177
Your sister's
my best friend.
393
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,512
I've known you
my whole life,
394
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,514
and I can honestly say
there's...
395
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,848
No one like you.
396
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,984
Thanks.
397
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,120
ADULT ADAM:
Who knew my sister's wild,
bad-influence best friend
398
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,288
would be the one
to remind my brother
that he was special
399
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,658
in his own bizarre,
Barry kind of way?
400
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,393
(CHUCKLES)
Now stop pouting
401
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,762
and come show
Erica's friends
whose party it really is.
402
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,733
ADULT ADAM:
For the first time in ages,
403
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,902
things were looking up
for my big bro.
404
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,737
It didn't last long.
405
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,974
Oh, God!
406
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,375
Oh, balls!
407
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,047
Uh...everybody try
and clean up a little bit!
408
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,615
I... I'm going to bed!
Everyone, run!
409
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:46,253
(SCREAMS)
410
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,355
ADULT ADAM: As Barry
watched my parents
get out of that car,
411
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,858
he knew there was
only one thing to do...
Freak out.
412
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,127
Mom! Dad!
413
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,195
Why are you home?
414
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,463
You're supposed to be
at the hotel!
415
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,365
There was a banquet!
Who skips a banquet?
416
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,666
A party?
417
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,234
I don't even like
my own kids,
418
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,070
let alone a house
full of other people's!
419
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,373
Murray! Oh, my God.
They're wearing
my sweaters!
420
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,708
No! Those aren't yours!
421
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,111
It's a look that's happening!
Watch MTV!
422
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,812
Yeah, I'm sure
all the young boys
423
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,581
are wearing
leopard sweaters.
424
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,715
Hey!
425
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,050
That's my leopard!
426
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,318
Okay, fine.
427
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,586
Clearly, you're gonna
kill me, and...
428
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,188
Yes! Yes, I am!
429
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,655
Do it, Murray.
Do it with your hands.
430
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,191
Just hear me out, please.
431
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,394
I'm nothing like you, Dad.
432
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,529
I don't dominate
in high school.
433
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,564
I don't hold
sports records.
434
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,401
People only know me
'cause I get angry
at pudding.
435
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,037
Listen, you've had
your glory days,
436
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,871
and they sounded awesome.
437
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,641
But this, in there,
438
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,310
this is the best
I'm ever gonna do.
439
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh, boopie.
That's so sad.
440
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,549
But you are
in so much trouble.
441
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,617
But...aww.
442
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,386
I'm begging you.
This is my moment.
443
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,589
All I'm asking for
is seven more hours
of nonstop partying.
444
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,525
Absolutely not.
445
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,060
You got 10 minutes.
446
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,030
Seriously?
Yeah, but do me a favor.
447
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,832
Make this a night
you'll always remember.
448
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,700
You are the greatest father
on this planet.
449
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,238
ADULT ADAM:
As my brother
desperately sprinted off
450
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,605
for his 10 minutes
of glory,
451
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,774
my dad realized
he could still be a hero
452
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,409
to someone
who actually mattered.
453
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,878
Awful parenting choice.
454
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,680
Just awful.
455
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,284
You've seen him run.
He needs this.
456
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,652
(BON JOVI'S
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER PLAYING)
457
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,622
* Tommy used to work
on the docks
458
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,024
* Union's been on strike
459
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,226
* He's down on his luck
460
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,528
* It's tough
461
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,898
* So tough
462
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,270
* Gina works the diner
all day *
463
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,537
ADULT ADAM: This was it...
464
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,838
Barry's year
was coming to a close,
465
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,907
and it all came down
to 10 magical minutes.
466
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,276
* Working for her man
467
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,810
* She brings home her pay
for love
468
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,879
* Mmm, for love
469
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,047
ADULT ADAM:
He knew there was only
one way to leave his mark.
470
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,083
That was on
the dance floor.
471
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,151
* She says
we've got to hold on... *
472
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,319
ADULT ADAM:
He may have been a far cry
from Michael Jackson.
473
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,421
But in that moment,
he sure felt like him.
474
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,789
* 'Cause it doesn't
make a difference... *
475
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,856
It wasn't just
Barry's enthusiasm
476
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,525
that brought the crowd
together.
477
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,061
It was his giant '80s
boom box
478
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,563
blasting out
the anthem of our youth.
479
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,265
And it sounded like this.
480
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,333
* We'll give it a shot
481
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,003
ALL:
* Oh, we're halfway there
482
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,740
* Whoa, livin' on a prayer
483
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,842
* Take my hand
484
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,611
* We'll make it, I swear
485
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:28,748
* Whoa, livin' on a prayer
486
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,583
Who is that guy?
487
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,952
That's Barry Goldberg.
This is his party.
(ALL CHEERING)
488
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,855
* Tommy's got his six string
in hock
489
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,056
* Now he's holding in
490
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,625
Dude, Lexy Bloom's
looking over here.
491
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,926
* What used to make him
talk so tough *
492
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,428
What do I do?
493
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,795
I'm gonna help you out.
You ready to
make her jealous?
494
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,030
Make her what?
495
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,698
* It's tough
496
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,570
* Gina dreams
of running away
497
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,838
* When she cries
in the night *
498
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,740
What are you doing?
Ow! I don't know!
499
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,175
What are you doing?
500
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,377
* Tommy whispers,
"Baby, it's okay
501
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,314
* "Someday"
502
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,186
* We've got to hold on
to what we've got *
503
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,390
This is the greatest night
of my life!
504
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,392
Yeah!
505
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,161
Time's up!
506
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,628
Get the hell
out of my house!
507
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,730
And leave
my (BLEEP) sweaters!
508
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,967
ADULT ADAM: Naturally,
my brother was grounded
for the entire summer.
509
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,237
And you get to take
all my sweaters
to the dry cleaners.
510
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,207
ADULT ADAM: But sometimes,
those magic moments
are worth it.
511
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,776
I'm very upset.
You have a lot of nerve,
young man.
512
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,712
ADULT ADAM:
It was a night
he'd carry with him forever,
513
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,315
a night
no one could take away.
514
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:39,586
For one brief moment,
Barry Goldberg was a legend.
515
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,887
(GUITAR SOLO)
516
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,267
You... You want
to hear about, uh,
how I met Lou Reed?
517
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,270
Uh, yeah.
518
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,905
Okay. It was 1965...
519
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,208
ADULT ADAM: Sure,
my dad would always be
the kind of guy
520
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,010
who loved his TV
and his La-Z-Boy,
521
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,412
but after that fateful night,
522
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,780
he found it easier
to open up a bit more.
523
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,115
Swish, baby!
524
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,518
Ah.
525
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,520
Okay, by my count,
526
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,955
you've missed
the last 22 shots.
527
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,758
Just do it my way once.
528
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,593
(SIGHS) Fine.
529
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,795
* Oh, we're halfway there
530
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,497
* Whoa, livin' on a prayer
531
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,665
Swish, baby!
532
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,099
New shooting style!
533
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,401
ADULT ADAM:
And, even crazier,
534
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,170
Barry got my dad,
the free-throw king
535
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,340
back on the court
for some actual pointers.
536
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,741
Intangibles!
537
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,343
ADULT ADAM:
It didn't help much.
538
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,378
BEVERLY: Oh, honey.
539
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,012
You're delicious
no matter how bad you are.
540
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,282
Oh, damn it, Barry!
541
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,850
ADULT ADAM:
When it comes
to my childhood,
542
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,119
I may not always
remember exactly
when something happened,
543
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,655
or exactly who was there
544
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:52,292
but I do know
that it was 1980-something
545
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,294
and it was awesome.
546
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,128
Doo! Doo, doo, doo!
547
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,130
Stop videotaping!
548
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,766
Get out! Mom!
549
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,901
Stop! I swear...
550
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,870
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
551
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:04,971
Death blow.
552
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,306
Death blow.
553
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,974
(GRUNTING)
554
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,009
You're aggravating me,
you little bastard!
555
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,178
He's aggravating me,
the little bastard!
556
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,846
Why are you
hitting yourself, huh?
557
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,482
What did your face
ever do to you?
Ow.
558
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,649
(GRUNTS)
Ow.
559
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,750
Open up.
No!
560
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,587
No! No! No! No!
561
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,090
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
No. No. No. No.
562
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,792
(LAUGHS)
563
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,859
POPS: My God.
564
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,261
This house
is going nuts.
565
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,929
This house is
going nuts.
566
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,197
I am Optimus Prime,
567
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,765
and I am a good guy,
and I will kick your butt!
568
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,301
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Who's there?
569
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,635
MURRAY: Get dressed now!
570
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,169
MAN: Get dressed now.
571
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,105
And this is it.
572
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,173
Ahhh! That hurt!
Ahhh!
573
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,413
Whoa, what a night.
574
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,147
What's up?
You got any OJ?
575
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,916
I'm sorry, what the hell
are you doing here?
576
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,018
Ah, I passed out
in the basement
during the party.
577
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,453
Take off my sweater
and get out.
578
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,855
What's in it for me?
Nothing. It's my sweater.
579
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,124
Fine. (SIGHS)
580
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,426
Show me your boobs.
No.
581
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,960
Then give me
a million dollars.
No.
582
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,962
I'd very much
like to revisit
the boob conversation.
583
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,564
I feel like we've done
this once before.
584
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,399
Did it end in boobs?
No.
585
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,867
Tell me something.
586
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,869
When was the last time
you had a balanced breakfast?
587
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,103
Every day.
588
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,172
Protein from beef jerky,
energy from frosting.
589
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,174
Sweetie, sit down.
I'm gonna make you
some food.
590
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,976
You're gonna eat it.
591
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,178
Then you're gonna
take off my sweater
and get the hell out.
592
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,415
Morning, Barry.
(SIGHS)
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