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Welcome home, master! Welcome home, master!

Hey, what is that?

Ah... youth...

Huh? Master? ls it some kind of religion?

It's new customer research, idiot.

For what?

Come with me!

Pretty Maid Cafe

Welcome home, master. Right this way.

I'm home.

What?

I thought that a maid cafe would be more uptight.

That's always been your problem.

What do you mean?

One, you don't rely on your eyes, but rather what you already know.

Two, even if you use your eyes, you only see the surface.

Well, sorry...

Nothing to apologize for...

But that's why you haven't passed the judicial exam yet.

You should learn from us otaku.

We use our eyes and hearts to dig to the core of a person.

You know, you should use that insight for a job.

Work gets in the way of my hobbies.

Master, thank you for waiting. Right this way.

Thank you.

Wait... what's that?

A massage. You should try one.

Your mind and body will feel very refreshed.

She's here! My goal! Misaki-tan!

Hey, do you know her?

Poke!

Nope, not at all.

Don't tease me like that!

If you knew her, I could have started from there!

Oh, I know. I think I'll get a massage from Misaki-tan

Can I go? Course I can! See ya!

l-l want her too!

Huh? Don't be selfish you damn amateur!

Listen up. Misaki-tan is the most popular maid in all of Akihabara!

I can't let someone brand new go and...

Just today! Besides, Shirou, wasn't it you who said I should get one?

Don't get caught up in the past.

It just happened!

Fine, we'll settle it like this.

What's that?

This.

Odds or evens? Damn!

Well then, please sit here.

Oh, yes.

Well, I'm going to begin.

Oh, yes...

Please try to relax.

Oh, yes.

Does it hurt?

Ah, yes...

Oh, I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?

Ah, yes... I , no. I mean... l-l I'm okay... yes...

Are you nervous?

Oh, yes...

Please try to relax.

Oh, y-yes...

The best part of a maid is the slightly visible part of the thighs.

That's what you call heaven! It's the land of the gods!

The skirt, heaven, and the knee socks.

The perfect proportion for them is a ratio of 4 to 1 to 2.5...

Hey, what's wrong?

N-No, l-l just...

Does it hurt somewhere?

Hey! You gonna be okay?

It's hopeless!

Do you want me to call an ambulance?

No, it's not that.

Excuse me... ambulance! Ambulance!

Ambulance! Ambulance!

I said, it's not that!

Then what the hell is it!?

Well, I just... that is... I...

I'm...

...in love.

Huh? It's not!

Sorry. I just don't feel the same way.

Huh? No, I'm not talking about you.

Then...

Well I... just... I...

...love Misaki-chan.

What the hell, man! You can't love Misaki!

Why?

Well because... Misaki is my idol!

Yeah, but it's not like you love her!

W-Well, that's complicated!

It's like the fan boy in me and the real me coincide...

l-l know I'm asking a lot!

J-Just please give me some advice! Please!

Fine. But I do have one rule.

Never call her "Misaki-chan" again!

It's Misaki-TAN! Get used to it!

I understand.

I can't take you anywhere...

Come with me!

You know... this is my house.

Oh, this is it! This!

-Maid Lovers Unite! All you maid loving men! Let us know about your favorite maid!

What's this?

It's a bulletin board for maid cafe lovers.

I'm going to post your problem and make a thread.

If we're lucky we should have a response quickly.

ls it really okay to do this?

Well, we'll see. Oh, that was fast.

-!'ve fallen in love with a girl at a maid cafe. Any advice? -You should give up.

-Drop dead loser! W-What is all this?

-What are you, an idiot? Ouch, man.

You are being flamed big time.

I-I don't want that...

You want me to delete it?

Yeah, please.

Ah... maybe it's hopeless!

Hey, it must be hard work always giving massages.

Yes, lately I feel like I'm the one getting tense.

Where do you have the most tension?

I think this area of my index finger is.

Ummm... l-lf you'd like, I can massage it for you.

Would that be okay with you?

O-Of course.

Well maybe just a little.

Okay.

Kawaguichi-san, you're very good...

Maids are always on their feet, so my feet get pretty tense.

Oh, right there!

That feels good!

There... ouch!

That feels great...

Around here?

Y-Yes... there...

does that feel

Not bad...

Man, it was only a dream.

It was just getting good too...

So that's why!

Don't give me that! What are you in junior high?

Welcome back, umm... Master Kawaguchi.

I remember you, because it was so funny.

Wow, Kawaguchi-san, you're very smart.

I didn't even know they had a judicial exam.

l-lt's really not a big deal.

Besides my last practice exam was really awful...

You know, you don't have to speak so formally to me.

You ARE a customer.

Oh... oh right! T-That's true!

l-l just got nervous...

Please, just try to relax!

Oh, yes...

Misaki-san, that person requested another massage from you.

Well please, take your time.

Okay.

Ummm...

Yes?

Would it be alright to request a massage later too?

Of course! Thank you for your patronage, master!

O-Oh, not you... uh... from Misaki-chan...

I'm sorry, my mistake. A customer for Misaki-san. No problem!

Yes?

Oh, it's you Shirou. What's up?

My relatives are staying over right now.

My parents won't shut up about how embarrassing I am.

Why's that?

I gotta do this at least once a day...

Do what?

Okay, here it comes!

What the hell is this?

Shirou...

Heart Catcher!

Will you turn it off?

Can you go somewhere else?

Here I come!

I was surfing around on the web, and I found this blog that's

really helpful about love.

You can even ask questions by leaving comments.

A blog, huh? I've never really seen one.

So, I posted as you yesterday so there might be a... response.

-Love Problems Help Deluxe

Oh, here we go...

Thanks for the question! I've had experiences like that,

and the first thing you should do is find common interests!

First find out her hobbies.

Hobbies, huh...

Do you have any hobbies?

Nope, not really.

Well, that's not going to help!

I know! You should take up my hobbies!

Misaki-tan and I probably have similar tastes!

Shirou, go home.

Where does he get off, blowing me off?

I'm helping him out...

But, I guess I didn't owe him any help... I was aiming for her too...

Hobbies, huh... lfl say it, you'll think I'm weird...

No, I won't.

Fishing!

Yeah, it is pretty weird...

Well, t-that's a coincidence! I like to fish too!

Really?

Y-Yeah . . .

Ocean or river?

O-Oh... w-whichever for me...

How about you, Misaki-chan?

I'm really into sea bass lately.

S-Sea bass! W-What a coincidence... I-I'm really into them too...

No way! For real? What a coincidence!

By the way, what's the biggest you caught so far?

S-Size?

A-A-About eighty centimeters, I think...

Eighty centimeters! Wow...

Kawaguchi-san, you must be a pro!

N-No... it's nothing really...

That's amazing! I haven't caught one over forty centimeters!

W-Well, I... You know...

You must know a lot of secret spots!

P-P-Points... yes... of-of course...

I know! Would you... Oh, but wait...

What is it?

I was going to ask if you would take me out with you sometime...

But I don't want to intrude...

T-T-That'd be fine!

Really, I can?

Yes!

Alright! Then please let me know your contact info!

S-Sure!

So sea bass are suzuki...

-Fresh!y caught sea bass 15th Sea Bass Catching Tournament Winning size is 68 centimeters

Crap...

Jr's Misaki! Please teach me everything, Mr. Pro!

Yes! ...but I am so screwed...

Oh! Hideki!

Huh? Since when do you fish?

I'm about to start. See ya.

Whatever...

Jr's Misaki! If you're free this Saturday, would you like to go fishing?

Alright! Yes!

What am I gonna do? I only have three days!

Huh? What's this?

-!f you don ‘t believe in yourseffi you won ‘t get good results! Good luck!

-lf you're honest about your feelings, you'll be fine! Go!

-If you see an opening, just tell her!

-! did it! Thank you very much. I found out her hobby was fishing, and we ‘I! be going together soon!

When are you going? If it's fishing then maybe I can help.

Incredible.

It's been a while... Maybe I'm just nervous.

Not a bite.

Well, let's just keep at it. Fishing is about enjoying the serenity.

Sounds like a true professional.

H-Hey, knock it off... Ouch!

You think you can get to like fishing?

Yeah. It's very healing.

With fishing?

Oh, no... It's just been a while since I've come to the ocean.

Yeah, it does make you calmer...

W-Wait up...

Hurry hurry!

Man...

Hurry up!

You okay?

Here! Come on!

Keep it together!

I'm kind of getting hungry.

Yeah, watching those fish...

Want to eat fish?

Yeah.

So you eat fish.

Yeah, I eat fish.

I see...

Yeah...

What shall we do?

What to do.

Shall we go eat somewhere?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Yeah, let's!

Okay.

Nice!

So I was with grade school friends and junior high friends...

What are you doing?

I'm listening... to the sound...

Sound...

Sound is an oscillation made by matter.

All things have a unique personal vibration.

Vibration can carry over, so for example...

See?

It's different.

It's the sound of the vibrations of the glass and cocktail, together.

I kinda think that people all have their unique vibrations too.

Unique vibrations...

Do you play any instruments?

I used to play the drums...

But that was a while ago...

I see...

I really liked music.

But I didn't have the talent...

Too bad...

So... I quit.

I see...

That's why I think you're amazing, Kawaguchi-san.

Huh? W-Why's that?

Because you're continuing to study to be a lawyer, right?

That's something that helps people.

I don't think I'll ever be able to help people... or just someone...

N-No, that, that's not true.

Cause if I don't pass the judicial exam, I'm just breezing through life.

Besides, Misaki-chan, just by existing you already help people.

Like who?

Well, I mean... At the least, I'm just...

Going to the Maid Cafe, and meeting you, Misaki-chan...

Well... I!

Go ahead.

What are you doing?

Hop on.

Whaaa? N-No, really, it's okay!

Hurry.

For real? Really?

Really, really. Come on.

Alright!

Here I go!

You okay?

Here we go! One, two... Up!

You can do it! Come on! Little more, little more! Come on!

Okay, here we go!

Come on, you can do it! We're getting there... Come on.

We're here!

You okay?

Yeah!

Thanks so much! Are you tired?

Nope. I could have done another three blocks.

Thanks for today. Really thanks!

N-No, me too. Thank you very much.

Well, I... Good night...

Good night.

This is yours.

Thanks. Night. Bye bye...

Let's go fishing again...

No... Let's go drinking again...

I can't... that's too forward...

Last night we were so drunk...

Wrong, wrong...

She doesn't want to hear how drunk we got...

This is hard. Isn't there something I can say that's light and fun?

-Misaki-sama. Thank you for last night. I'm a little hung over.

Really enjoyed talking to gall night' at the bar.

Misaki-sama: Good morning. l ‘m a little hungover as well.

-I'm afraid I don ‘t remember parts of our conversation.

-What did we talk about?

Misaki-sama: That everything has a unique vibration, and a unique sound.

-Also, about how you used to pfay drums...

-You looked iike you were having fun, drumming with the chopsticks.

Unique vibrations...

Awvvw man...

This stuff stinks...

Now, maybe I better report on yesterday...

-You no talent hack! The onfy thing decent was your equipment!

W-What the hell is this?

Must be Shirou...

Yes?

Delivery for you.

Okay!

Huh? The... delivery?

Yo, Hideki! What's the matter, calling me out here.

Need to talk about your love life?

Not to you, I won't.

What are you so mad about?

It's you, isn't it? The one who posted that weird stuff on the blog!

What are you talking about?

Don't play dumb!

You're the only one who would know I bought a new fishing pole!

Wait wait wait... Hold on now. Hold on.

Now look... I have evidence here...

You're ringing.

It's Misaki.

Look, even though you tried to break us up, we're still...

-I thought it over but, I don't think we should meet alone anymore. Sorry.

-I thought it over but, I don't think we should meet alone anymore. Sorry.

No way...

This is funny...

Funny... ls it that funny that I got dumped?

No, no, no. I mean the mail.

Misaki-tan doesn't use faces. She likes to use icons in her mail.

Why the hell do you know that?

It's obvious for a fan.

And by the way, as evidence, take a look at this.

-If you don't believe in yourseffi you won't get good results! Good luck!

-I'm sure your heart will get through to her! I'm not so low that I'd try to sabotage a friend's love life.

-Don't give up. You'll be okay. Keep moving forward!

Shirou...

Then who...

You... Do you know Misaki-tan's home phone number?

Ah... it's Kawaguchi...

Ah, she's not there yet. And has she contacted you?

I see. I understand. Yes. Thank you very much.

Misaki-tan's line is disconnected and they can't contact her.

First the blog, now this...

I get a bad feeling about this.

How bout you?

Yeah, I got through once, but it hung up fast.

You called to her house phone, right?

Yeah.

Huh?

What's up?

No, I thought it was around here... Weird...

Hideki!

You should always have friends!

Come with me!

How do you know?

Obviously cause I'm a fan!

You're a stalker?

No! I just happen to see her! I followed her as a fan!

You know, that's what they call a stalker! Whatever...

So what room is Misaki-chan's?

Not-chan, it's -tan!

The room!

Room 701! Come with me! Whoa, you're fast!

Under Maintenance

Why the hell is it broken!

The stairs!

You gotta be kidding!

Oh, excuse me.

Misaki-chan!

Huh... where is she?

It's him...

W-Wait! Hold on a second!

What is it?

I've met you before, haven't I?

I don't think so...

Yes, we have. At the Maid in Japan.

You got the wrong guy.

Can you let me see what's inside your case?

What right do you have to look inside my stuff?

Well, none really.

I refuse. It's a violation of privacy! Later.

What are you doing?

No, I...

Let go!

Misaki-chan, are you okay?

Misaki-tan?

Huh?

Misaki-tan!

Thank god...

What's going on here?

Help get her up.

Hurry up! Take her hand!

But her hand is so warm!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I'm not a pervert, I swear.

Oh god, Misaki-tan, I'm so glad you're okay!

I didn't know what happened! I was crying all day!

Are you okay? Are you hurt? Good...

You're warm! So warm! Misaki-tan is really alive!

Hey...

Popular Maid Gets Abducted by Fan!

You know, I was the one who mostly solved this case.

That's amazing!

Weren't you afraid?

Not at all. Because truth be told, I am...

How did you capture him?

Well, you see... I took him and... gave him one of these!

Amazing! Amazing!

Right! Right!

But this guy was a punk and tried to retaliate!

And that's when I let him have it with one of these!

Present for you.

A present?

S-Sorry if it seems a little forward.

No... thanks.

They're nice. And they can be a handy weapon if I'm in trouble.

I'm glad.

Oh, I'll pour some coffee!

I want to eat it all.

Like an orange.

My heart skips a beat.

Don't look at me,

with your sad eyes.

Tears will start to fall.

Some day your wish will come true.

No matter what happens,

I'll be waiting.

If you fall in love

I'll always be here.

Will these feelings get through?

Will they get through?

That day will come someday,

we just have to wait for it.

I'll be waiting where we can see the ocean.

So hold me tight. Hold me tight!

Maid in Japan

Welcome home, master!