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[Candace] You know what
people take for granted?
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The sounds of the summer,
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the way ice crackles
in a cold beverage,
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and bees buzzing
on their busy way.
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The chirping
of the summer birds--
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[distant screaming]
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Okay. Maybe they're
acting up today.
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Ugh. I should've known better.
I'll call you back, Stacy.
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A little Buford's
telling me the boys
are up to something.
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Cawa pilala! Cawa pilala!
Cawa pilalala!
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I do not think that is
what they sound like.
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All right,
what's with the weird noises?
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Hey, Candace!
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We're hoping to see
the mockmacaws as they
pass through Danville.
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- Mockma who now?
- [Isabella] Yeah.
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Mockmacaws!
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Rare migratory birds
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that can camouflage themselves
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with their
color-changing plumage.
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They can also copy sounds
and voices and stuff.
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Genetically speaking,
they fall somewhere between
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parrots and chameleons.
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Whatever. Bird calls
is a new low for you guys.
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Right below the bookshelf.
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Call me when you have
something actually bustable.
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Maybe we should have told her
about macaw mansion.
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[Buford] Funny.
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I noticed none of the ladies
in your family like
to look up.
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Ooh. Maybe we should build
a Perry palace next.
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Hey, where is Perry?
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[communicator vibrating]
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Agent P, Doofenshmirtz
has bought up all of the
bug spray
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in the Tri-State Area.
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It could be that
he's just hosting
a little summer soiree.
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That would mean
a bunch of evil scientists
in one place.
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Conclusion, he must be
up to something nefarious.
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You know what to do, Agent P.
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[engine whirring]
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Hey Carl, how many people
have RSVP'd to my barbecue?
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- One.
- Is that including you?
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Yes.
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So none.
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Don't judge yourself for this.
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This is not a measure of you
as a man.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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Psst! Down here.
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Perry the Platypus.
I'm so glad you're here.
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Let me catch you up
via monologue.
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I've recently gotten
into home gardening,
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you know, fruits and veggies.
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Anyway, the garden
was doing well,
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and it even attracted a colony
of praying mantises.
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All female. Go figure.
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Vanessa got me this book
of facts about them.
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See, naturally prey
on garden pests.
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- Mantis fact!
- [snaps fingers]
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[whispering] Now's our chance!
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Anyway, I had a lot of pests
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so I decided
to make the mantises bigger,
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using my ultragrow-inator.
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I would behold it,
but I left it on the balcony.
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The Inator
has a reverse switch,
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but there's an entire army
of giant mantises in the way.
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So you've got to help me
get out there,
Perry the Platypus.
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It's the only way
to defeat them.
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[♪ intense music playing]
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- Phineas?
- [Phineas] Up here.
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Is all this worth it just to
spot some dumb birds?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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The only known photo
is this blurry one
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where they camouflaged
themselves as a sasquatch.
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Then we'll get the first photo
of one uncamouflaged!
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- Everyone got their
cameras ready?
- [flashes]
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Ferb, turn on
the vacancy sign!
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We're open for business.
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[♪ hip-hop music playing]
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[chorus] ♪ Welcome to our
bird mansion ♪
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♪ Just fly on in,
rest your wings ♪
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♪ Relax,
tell us how you been ♪
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♪ It's four stories high
with a bird elevator ♪
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♪ The penthouse
has its very own
movie theater ♪
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♪ You want refreshments?
Just ring the waiter ♪
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♪ I didn't sign up for this ♪
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♪ Man, don't be a hater ♪
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♪ If you've got wings, a beak
and feathers ♪
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♪ There's no better place
for you to get together ♪
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♪ Here's a satin perch
so you can rest your talons ♪
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♪ We got gourmet birdseed
by the gallon ♪
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♪ If you are goose, a chicken
a penguin or a duck ♪
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♪ Just come on in,
'cause we don't discriminate ♪
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♪ Welcome to
our bird mansion ♪
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♪ Where the beat goes boom ♪
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♪ Make yourself at home,
we've got plenty of room ♪
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- ♪ Antique mirrors ♪
- ♪ Wall to wall newspaper ♪
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♪ Check out this topiary,
got a great landscaper ♪
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♪ A parakeet, a seagull
a cockatoo, a parrot ♪
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- ♪ There's a gold birdbath ♪
- ♪ We're talking 24 carat ♪
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♪ We got blueprints
for a planned expansion ♪
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♪ It's already super fly,
it's a big bird mansion ♪
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[birds cawing]
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Well, the mockmacaws
are here,
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but they keep camouflaging
every time I try to take
their picture.
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I thought there was more
furniture here
than I remembered.
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Seriously, birdwatching
is so lame. [scoffs]
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I had such a good feeling
about busting today, too.
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[bird cawing]
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A giant birdhouse?
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How could I have missed it?
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- Mom!
- [Mom] Yes, Candace.
What is it?
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Follow me outside
and be prepared to look up.
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We should study up,
Perry the Platypus.
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It's like they say,
"Know, thy enemy."
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I don't know who says that.
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But look,
mantises have long necks,
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triangular heads,
and bulging eyes.
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Ooh! Kind of like me!
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- [snaps fingers]
- Mantis fact!
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Did you know that mantises
are the only insect
that can see in 3D?
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- [snaps fingers]
- Mantis fact!
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Look, my Inator.
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Ugh, the battery's dead.
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Ooh, Perry the Platypus,
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you've got to try
my homegrown rhubarb.
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- Here, I'll break you off
a piece.
- [snaps]
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[yells]
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Did you know
that they're the only insect
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that can turn
their head 180 degrees?
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- [snaps fingers]
- Mantis fact!
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Oh, just like that. See?
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Oh, I can't stop snapping
so loudly
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- when I say "Mantis fact."
- [snaps fingers]
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[screams] Huh?
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Oh, uh... oh!
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Well, this is so sudden,
but...
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but yes, a thousand times yes.
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And now that I've married
into the family,
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I can use this mantis army
to take over
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the entire Tri-State Area!
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Ladies,
trap Perry the Platypus!
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Ah-ha, see that?
That's called karma.
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You do a little good
and the universe pays you back
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with a whole lot of evil.
Right, honey?
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A bird mansion?
Well, that's certainly
something new.
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Just stop painting
that vintage carousel horse
and come see.
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How thoughtful!
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They're even going to feed me
before we take over
the Tri-State Area.
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Okay, but you're supposed
to bring the food out
on the platter.
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It's okay.
We'll work on that part.
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- [smacks]
- Hey, what was that for?
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Um, wait.
Mantises eat their husbands?
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- [snaps fingers]
- Mantis fact!
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One of my recurring nightmares
is being cooked and served
as dinner.
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So this is weirdly
familiar to me.
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[clanging]
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Ah!
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They're so good at camouflage.
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They must have
slipped right past us.
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Wait. Look,
up in the tree.
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- [Isabella gasps]
- [birds caw]
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I can't get a clear shot.
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- Buford!
- What?
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I thought I'd shake things up.
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Oh yes.
[imitates] Shake things up.
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Well, that's weird.
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Shake things up.
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Mom, look,
it's the bird mansion.
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It's right there.
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Mom.
You're looking right at it.
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- Wait, you can see it?
- Yes, Candace.
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You mean for once
you actually are seeing
what the boys built?
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My busting dream
has finally come true?
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Today be-eth "The Day"?
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Yes, Candace.
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- [caws]
- Oh, no!
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It's one
of those stupid birds.
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It's two of those
stupid birds.
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[glass breaks]
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Mantis facts
are a lot less fun
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when your life
is on the line, huh?
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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Ah, if only I had a battery.
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But there's so many mantises
between me and the bottom
drawer in my kitchen.
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Excellent!
Thank you, Perry The Platypus,
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[fires Inator]
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Houston, it's happening again.
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[continues firing]
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I don't have very good aim.
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[fires]
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Phew!
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Take my advice,
Perry the Platypus,
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stay single
as long as you can.
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If only we could get them
down here somehow.
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I'm Buford.
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Let's try solving our problems
with brute strength.
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Oh, I'm Baljeet,
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and I am being
real judgy today.
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Real judgy. [caws]
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They're mockmacaws.
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They love it
when we mock each other.
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Oh, we can use that.
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I'm Buford,
and I like to eat bugs.
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Mmm. You know it.
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Check out my Ferb.
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That sounds just like Ferb.
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I'm Phineas and my head
doesn't make any
biological sense.
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[laughs] It's like
listening to a mirror.
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Ooh. Hold still, Isabella.
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I think I can get you
in the shot, too.
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[continues firing]
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Not so threatening
now that you're back to
your normal size, are you?
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[laughs nervously] Good thing
I appreciate irony.
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No feathers this time, right?
Come on!
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What does that even mean?
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Come on, come on.
Big me again. Big me!
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Mom! Look!
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[cawing]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- [battery charges]
- [gasps] Huh?
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[beeping]
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[exclaims, grunts]
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[groans] Oh, I forgot to hit
the reverse switch,
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so it just made me
even smaller.
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Wait. Hold on.
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Shouldn't we at least try
couples counseling first?
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[birds chirps]
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Well, I wouldn't
call it giant.
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Great job, boys.
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This deserves pie.
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But... but... but...
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I think our feathered friends
have finally departed.
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So, did you get the photo?
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[Phineas] Oh, no!
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It must have camouflaged
itself as me
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right before
the flash went off.
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Sorry, Isabella.
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I really thought I had it.
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It's okay, Phineas.
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I still appreciate
all the help.
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And something tells me
I'm gonna treasure
this photo even more.
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You've got to believe me.
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There were these
color-changing,
voice-copying birds
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hiding the boy's invention
the whole time.
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I believe. [caws]
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Wait a second.
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00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,417
[all cawing]
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00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:31,338
Not you too, Perry!
You can't all be birds!
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00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,923
What's happening!
248
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,842
What is even real?
249
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,345
No! No! [screams]
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00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,181
Caw! Caw, caw, caw!
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00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,184
[cawing repeatedly]
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00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,109
[sighs] I am so tired.
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00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,654
The jetlag is really
hitting me now.
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00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,823
I just...
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00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,825
[sighs]
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00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,496
I should probably get up.
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,125
This floor
is just so comfortable.
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00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,044
Is this pine?
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00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,799
Two more minutes, that's all.
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