Original subtitles

♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

- ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ - ♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

- Hey! - ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots ♪

- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ - It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

- ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ - Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.

I gotta hand it to you, Buford.

I had my doubts,

but the design specs are promising.

I know what we're gonna do today.

Build a bread bowl--

- [Mom screams] - Mom?

Hey, where are you guys--

We're coming back after this, right?

My wedding ring! It slipped off down the drain.

Good thing we installed a tracking chip

after the llama incident.

- I can see it right here, darling. - [ratcheting]

Just need to give it a little-- Oh dear.

- [water splashes] - [ring clanging]

[ring thuds]

I know what we're actually gonna do today.

Find mom's ring!

[doorbell ringing]

[screaming]

- [headbutts] - [grunts in pain]

[bleats]

Ah, mail from the old country.

Vanessa, it's for you.

"Congratulations, due to your upcoming 17th birthday

you are now eligible for Drusselstinian citizenship."

Oh, my little girl is all grown up.

This is so exciting, Vanessa.

I'll start looking for flights.

Dad, everything you've told me about the old country was terrible.

Why would you wanna go back?

Oh Vanessa, it would be good for you to get in touch with your roots.

Who knows, you might even come back with your own tragic backstory!

Hmm. I guess you're right. Maybe deeply depressed

generational trauma could be fun.

And I am curious about our culture.

[giggles] Yes! Pack your bags.

We're going to Gimmelshtump, baby.

[plane whirs]

Wow, who knew one single family home

needed such an extensive drainage system?

What's up with this redacted area?

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

- Look! - [Isabella] Y our mom's ring.

Hmm, It looks like it went down a wrong pipe

and detoured deep into the Earth's crust.

Time to get digging.

[♪ jaunty music playing]

[crackling]

- [drill whirring] - [all cheering]

Poor mom and her ring.

But it looks like it's a day off from busting at least.

[drill whirring]

[exclaims] Is that earthquake? Is everyone okay?

Where's Perry?

Congratulations Agent P,

you've won an all expense paid trip to--

Drum roll please...

[drum roll]

Gimmelshtump.

And by a totally unrelated coincidence,

Doofenshmirtz will be there. Keep an eye on him.

That was no earthquake.

That was Phineas and Ferb.

[grunts]

[Candace] Whoa!

[screaming] What?

Take this off. Where am I?

Whoa!

Carl, we don't know where that goes.

- Uh... I panicked. - Well, she'll probably be fine.

She's made of sturdy stuff.

[all cheering]

[all chattering excitedly]

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Wow, I can't believe they built an airport in Drusselstein.

They used to just kick us out midflight.

I'll just hail a horse if I can--

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

Huh?

[gasps]

Oh, they have ridesharing and cell service.

Thank goodness.

- Where to? - The embassy. Thanks.

Sweet ride.

Wow, it's all so different.

When did change become legal here?

This place doesn't seem so bad, Dad.

From what you told me sounds like Gimmelshtump needed a change.

[man] So you're here for your citizenship test?

Name please?

Doofenshmirtz.

Heinz or Vanessa?

- Heinz? - I'll take that.

Since my parents didn't show up to my birth,

I'm not technically a citizen.

And I was never able to complete my citizenship test

when I was your age.

So I'm doing it now is what I'm saying.

I was able to complete wrangling a pig

and the Humiliating Stumblegimp Dance of Contrition.

But then I couldn't do the generational

kickball thing, 'cause you know, my parents don't show up for things.

Anyway, honey, I must enthusiastically warn you

of how daunting and uncomfortable these tests will be.

Truly traumatizing.

But you'll do great, sweetie.

I can feel my back story building already.

[Candace muffled] Phineas and Ferb!

Where am I?

- [screaming] - Our surface-dwelling savior!

[all] We're saved!

Okay. I've already been the Queen of Mars.

I don't need to be the monarch of mole people.

Mole people don't take rejection well!

Get her!

Wow, talk about needy.

[mole people screaming]

[Phineas] Candace?

How'd you get down here?

I have no idea.

Hop on! The mole people startle easily.

But they will be back and in greater numbers.

I bet right about now that hot tub doesn't sound so bad, does it?

[announcer] And kicking off the citizenship test

- is Vanessa Doofenshmirtz! - [blows whistle]

- Look at her hug that hog. Aw. - [crowd cheering]

Next up is the Dance of Contrition.

And look at her raise the roof.

This is all wrong!

Look, it says here the Humiliating Dance of Contrition

is now 85% less humiliating.

How would they even calculate that?

Sure, it's a little different, but I kinda like it.

No, no, no. I want you to hate it like I did.

Tragedy builds character.

Come on. You want culture from the old country,

you go to the old people. Note?

"Heinz, in preparation for your arrival,

we've taken a vacation till further notice.

Give our love to 'Nessa. Please don't call. Mom. "

Dad?

Vanessa, you should just go, you know, hang with your new friends.

No, no, it's okay. I can stay with you.

But I feel... I feel a big emotional bit coming on.

Maybe even a power ballad.

Ah. In that case, I'll just leave you to it.

[Heinz] ♪ When I was just a lad in this dingy little room ♪

♪ All I felt was sadness, doom and also gloom ♪

But here's my very first Inator.

Hey, look, I made this thing.

♪ It didn't really make me greater ♪

♪ But it made me want to sing ♪

♪ Take me back to the bad old days ♪

♪ When people walked around with a sad malaise ♪

♪ And everything smelled vaguely like mayonnaise ♪

♪ Just take me back to the bad old days ♪

♪ When I was all alone ♪

♪ All dressed up like a gnome ♪

♪ I had to stand still like a stone ♪

♪ It was super awful, but it feels like home ♪

♪ If she could only see ♪

♪ That all this pain and tragedy ♪

♪ Is a big, big part of my identity ♪

♪ It's really just what makes me me ♪

♪ She'd say, "Take it back-- ♪

- [screams, headbutts] - [grunts]

If Vanessa could only see this place

for what it truly is,

she would finally hate it

and thus benefit from that hate, like me!

I can make an Inator to make things the way they used to be.

And then Vanessa can have her own back stories.

[drill whirring]

So what are you guys doing down here anyway?

Looking for mom's ring.

And it looks like it's right behind this rock.

Let's get to chipping.

I wanna get back up there to bust you.

Step aside.

- [drill whirring] - Candace, take it easy!

This type of sediment is unstable!

[Candace] Mom's ring! I found it! [grunts]

- [cracks] - Ha ha! Got it!

[rumbling]

Um...

The good news is we found Mom's ring.

[shatters]

Bad news is we broke the drill bit,

- so... - We're trapped.

- Not it! - For what?

At some point the food will run out

and we will be forced to make difficult decisions.

What?

We were all thinking it!

Behold, my downgrade-inator.

- [fires] - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] All right, pothole here...

[goat bleating]

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Potato snacks over there...

This is a small batch handcrafted farm to table--

Goat food.

Ha! This is more like it.

This is the Gimmelshtump that I remember.

Wait till Vanessa sees this-- [screaming]

Oh, Perry the Platypus, enjoying the sights? [grunts]

[grunts in pain] Oh look, it's the kickball field.

And Vanessa.

Time out, Perry the Platypus, for emotional reasons.

Look, look at my 'Nessa.

She's having fun in Drusselstein.

[sighs] I never had that.

It's nice to see.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

line up for the generational kickball passage.

Grab your loving and supportive parent and make them proud.

My parents were never there for my kickball moment.

But you know what? I'm gonna be there for Vanessa.

Take us down.

Now, you must kick the ball to you

and you, you must kick it back to you.

This completes the test.

[♪ intense music playing]

[grunts in pain]

Oops! There goes our entire city's water supply

right down our bottomless pit.

- [groaning] - Congrats!

Just like that you and you are Drusselstinian citizens.

I'm a citizen! Just like you.

Way to go, Dad.

Maybe a little change can be good.

That's why I moved as far from here as I possibly could.

- [hovercar whirring] - Danville.

Thank you, Perry the Platypus.

- [headbutts] - [grunts in pain]

[bleats]

[in pain] It hurts less when you're a citizen.

We're gonna have to join the mole people. I'll become their ruler.

And you guys my underlings. [sighs]

- [water splashing] - [screams]

- Everybody get in! - Oh, goodness!

[chittering]

What's going on out here?

Oh, my ring!

Thank you!

Actually, Candace found it.

Oh, it looks like you boys have beaten me to it.

Good on ya, lads.

Drill, underground, mole people!

Candance, why are you so filthy?

But... but... but... [sighs in exasperation]

Well, that certainly has a familiar ring to it.

Nothing?

Nobody gets me.