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Yes.
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I just wanna fly…
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Wow.
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To the top of the mountain
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Thank you.
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I mean, wow.
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You guys,
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magicians don't normally get
this kind of respect in show business.
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We're the chiropractors
of the entertainment industry.
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Not tonight, though.
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Thank goodness.
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You know,
I've been doing magic a long time
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and I've learned there are two kinds
of people who come to a magic show.
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First group of people,
people who like magic.
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They like the way it makes them feel,
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they don't wanna know the secrets,
they just want to experience wonder.
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I call them magic lovers. Any here?
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Thanks for coming.
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The second group of people
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are the people
the first group brought with them.
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The plus-ones.
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Plus-ones, they don't like magic.
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They don't like watching it.
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They don't like
the way it makes them feel.
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It irritates them.
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They think they need to know the secret
if they're gonna move on with their life.
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Where's my plus-ones at? You here?
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Wow.
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Thank you for coming.
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Right up front. Great.
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Thanks for-- No, thank you.
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You should know, plus-ones,
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I know you think you wanna know
the secret, but you don't.
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Think of it this way.
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Magic is like hot dogs.
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The more you know,
the harder it is to swallow.
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Remember the day
you found out how hot dogs were made?
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Sad day.
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Same with magic.
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And to prove my point,
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I'm gonna do something
you don't see at a magic show.
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I'm gonna show you a trick
and then I'm gonna tell you how I do it.
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All right?
Just so you can feel how that feels.
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Sounds fun, right?
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I have a box.
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I put something in this box
earlier tonight.
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It'll be important in a second,
so take note of the box.
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What's in the box?
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Uh, I also need somebody to help me out.
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So I'm gonna toss this Frisbee out.
Heads up.
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If you catch it, stand up.
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Hello.
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You robbed that guy of that Frisbee.
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He wanted it.
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How are you?
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-So excited!
-You're so excited?
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We're gonna hand you a microphone
so we can hear that excitement.
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-Here we go. Hi.
-Hello.
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-What's your name?
-Larissa.
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-Hi, Larissa. Justin.
-Hello.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Can I ask you a personal question?
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Okay. Remember your first crush?
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-Yes.
-Who was it?
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-Spencer.
-Spencer. Spencer.
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What was his last name?
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-Do you remember his last name?
-No.
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-Oh! Yes, I do.
-You do?
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Spencer what?
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Kuznia.
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How do you-- How do you spell that?
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K, U, Z, N, I, A.
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-K, U, Z, N, I, A.
-Correct.
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-Spencer Kuznia.
-Correct.
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Great. Who are you here with tonight?
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Not Spencer.
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Not Spencer, okay.
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Larissa, is there any way
I could've known about Spencer Kuznia?
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-No.
-Take a seat.
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You'll enjoy this.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
first trick of the special.
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It better be good.
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That is why tonight
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we have a very special guest with us.
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Oh!
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Please welcome to the stage
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Spencer Kuznia, everybody!
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That would've been fun.
Wouldn't that have been fun?
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Not for Larissa.
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Uh…
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Spencer's not here.
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Don't worry. Phew.
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The box is here, though.
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"What's in the box?"
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It's not Spencer's head, okay?
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That would be a great way
to start the show.
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I'm just sayin'.
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Inside the box before the show,
I placed a prediction.
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A piece of paper.
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On that piece of paper I wrote down a name
I couldn't have known before the show.
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Yet here we are.
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One sheet of paper
that happens to say Spencer Kuznia.
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I mean…
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I'll give that to him to burn.
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Now, um,
that's what the magic lovers came to see.
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I know. I could feel it.
The plus-ones are irritated right now.
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Um…
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Wheels are turning. They're like,
"Ah! It happened already! Ah, magic!"
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I'm gonna do something--
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I'm gonna do something
magicians don't normally like.
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Uh, if there's a plus-one here
who has a theory
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as to how I got Spencer Kuznia
out of the box,
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throw your hand up in the air.
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-You got a theory?
-Why not?
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White-hat guy? Stand up.
We're gonna give you a mic.
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Here's what I'm gonna do.
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What's your name?
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-Nick.
-Nick. I'm gonna let you take a guess.
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If you guess correctly how I got
Spencer out of the box, I'll tell you.
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-How'd I do it?
-There's a printer in there.
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Connected to, like, Wi-Fi.
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Sure.
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Go, Nick!
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You could take his mic back.
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That was… That's a good guess.
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Okay, uh…
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By the applause, I can tell
that's what everyone thinks. Um…
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Uh, yeah.
Uh, there was a printer in the box.
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Ta-da!
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Thanks for ruining Christmas, Nick.
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How's that hot dog taste, huh?
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Kinda sad, right?
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A moment ago, I was this cool magician
with supernatural powers.
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Now I'm just a regular dude
with a little printer.
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You paid to see a guy print stuff.
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Could've done that at work for free.
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Now we're all sad. Okay.
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You know?
I'm not gonna reveal any more secrets.
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Here's what I ask.
Tonight, let's not be two kinds of people.
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There's enough
out there in the world to divide us.
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Magic should not be one of those things.
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Tonight, let's let magic
bring us together.
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All right.
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Let's start the show.
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How you doin' now, Nick? You okay?
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Oh man.
Let me tell you a little bit about me.
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Uh, I'm married. We have two kids.
We've got a daughter Rosie. She's two.
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Super cute. Our son Jack is six.
I love being a dad. I do. I love it.
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I like to think it's
the most important job I'll ever have
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and I can say that
because I am a magician.
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One of the perks.
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Sometimes I get to combine
being a magician and being a dad.
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Love it when that happens.
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Uh, one day my son
asked me what inflation was.
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Eh? Smart kid.
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I know a lot of money tricks
so I had the perfect trick
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to explain to him
the concept of inflation.
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Does anybody have a, like, a $1 bill?
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-I have a $2 bill.
-You have a $2 bill? All right.
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You must be a fun aunt. I can tell.
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Right here. Hello.
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-Hello.
-Your name?
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Lauren.
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Lauren, thank you for being one
of the few people around you to even reach
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and check if you have a $1 bill.
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Can you hand me Lauren's $1 bill there?
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Thank you, Lauren. Appreciate it.
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Oh, it's… it's been-- it's been
in circulation for a little while.
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Okay. So, uh,
here's how I broke it down for Jack.
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I said, "Hey, buddy."
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"You can't buy a lot
for a dollar these days."
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"You can't even buy a can of Coke,
which is crazy."
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"But 100 years ago,
you could buy a lot for a dollar."
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"Can of Coke was only 5¢.
A dollar would buy you an entire case."
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"And that's back when
it was the original recipe, by the way."
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"The good stuff."
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"Today that costs much more." Uh…
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"In fact, 100 years ago, what only cost
$1 today to buy that very same thing,
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you might end up spending as much
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as
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$20."
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Yeah.
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And I said, "That is what inflation is."
And he got it. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Could've been you.
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Could've been you. You gotta reach.
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I got a hundo.
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You have a hundo?
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I'll figure somethin' out. Okay.
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Bless you. All right.
So he wants to see it again. Um…
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-What's your name? Andy.
-Andy.
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Let's do
a little follow-up lesson for Andy.
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Watch your $100 bill."
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"Watch it close, you sweet, trusting man."
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"Watch as that $100 bill
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slowly
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transforms itself
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all the way into…" Oh boy.
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And that is what a recession is.
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Thank you, Andy. Thank you.
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Thank you for coming.
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Moving on.
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Thank you guys
for not being on your phones.
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It feels good to not be on the phone.
I use my phone too much.
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Uh, I checked my screen time once.
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Bad idea.
It said my daily average was 27 hours.
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However, I have recently come up with
a solution to the screen-time problem.
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Anybody else uses their phone
more than they want? Yeah?
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-What kind of phone you use?
-Uh…
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New iPhone. The 16.
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Sixteen? The new one. Yeah, those are--
They're designed to be addictive.
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How about you?
You use your phone too much?
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What's your name?
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-Rachel.
-Rachel.
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I'll help you
with your screen-time problem.
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Come-- Give it up for Rachel.
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Rachel, bring your phone.
We'll put a microphone on you.
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Rachel, everybody.
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-You wanna stand right here?
-Okay.
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How's it going?
Thanks for coming. Who you here with?
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Nick, the guy who knew you had a printer.
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How long you guys been together?
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Almost 20 years.
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-Wow, okay.
-Yeah.
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Wow.
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Twenty years of mansplaining. That's, um…
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-Give this woman a medal.
-Thank you.
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Where are you from?
Don't tell me, actually.
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Don't tell me.
What's your ZIP code where you're from?
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55016.
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-Uh… oh, 55016…
-Yeah.
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…is Cottage Grove, Minnesota.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah, right, I've been there.
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Let me…
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I'll do one better.
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Uh, four blocks from your house
there's a Starbucks.
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Yeah, okay.
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You use your phone a lot? Can I see it?
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-Mm-hm.
-Okay.
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Wow. It's not too old. This is good.
You got a Target notification.
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-Can I swipe?
-Yeah.
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Look at that. Where is this?
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-Can we see that…
-Uh, that's Tybee Island in Georgia.
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Beautiful photo. Great.
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Let's see what your screen time is here.
Let's see. Screen time is…
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There we go. Your daily average,
four hours and thirty-four minutes.
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Whoo!
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Oh, that's impressive?
252
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,283
That's a part-time job. Guys.
253
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,744
Rachel, what are you doing on your phone?
254
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:35,541
Well, lately I thought my dog was dying,
so I was researching a lot of stuff.
255
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,042
But…
256
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,837
But? But…
257
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,716
Today the vet said
that maybe she just fractured her hip.
258
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,843
Yay!
259
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,515
That's great news.
260
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,853
But I'm a nurse,
so I always assume the worst.
261
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,438
-That's your job.
-Yeah.
262
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,940
So then I was,
like, googling a lot of stuff.
263
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,359
-I see. That's why your screen time's up.
-Yeah.
264
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,153
I'll help you
with your screen-time problem.
265
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,779
-Okay.
-But first, let's play a game.
266
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,739
Okay.
267
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,241
-Can I take the phone out? Okay.
-Yeah.
268
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,036
Wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to the case. Um…
269
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,247
We're gonna play a game
called Where's My Phone?
270
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,875
-Oh…
-You ever play Where's My Phone?
271
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,794
-No.
-Okay, well, you…
272
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,380
You will as you get older.
Uh, here's how it goes.
273
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,675
We take Rachel's phone.
It goes inside of an envelope here.
274
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,385
So we can't see it. And I'm gonna seal it.
275
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,971
So that we-- So that we can't…
276
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,225
"Tamper-proof"? Okay.
277
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,353
So it's in there, but we can't see it.
278
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,854
-You gotta keep an eye on it.
-Okay.
279
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,356
Rachel, where's your phone?
280
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,732
-It's there.
-You're doing great.
281
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,609
Here's where it gets tricky.
282
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:47,196
I have, uh, another phone.
Now, this is an old, broken iPhone 8.
283
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,074
-It is, uh, it's been smashed. Long story.
-Oh…
284
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,661
But if I put this old, broken phone
into an identical envelope, Rachel,
285
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,580
what's fun
is that they look kind of similar, right?
286
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,541
So this is not your phone, okay?
That is your phone.
287
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,251
-Okay.
-Don't let me confuse you.
288
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,547
We paying attention?
289
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,632
No, I wasn't.
290
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,635
Do you know where your phone is?
291
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,678
Left or right?
292
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,389
-I don't, to be honest.
-It's on the left.
293
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,432
In front of a crowd,
I'm a little overwhelmed.
294
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,350
Focus. Focus.
295
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,019
This is the easy part of the game,
to build your confidence,
296
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,145
and it's not going well.
297
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,063
So, Rachel…
298
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,608
-…this is the part--
-I thought my dog was dying.
299
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,693
I know, I know.
300
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,321
Great, great fodder for a comedy show,
I know, but…
301
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,409
Dog's fine. Just a broken hip.
We should all be so lucky.
302
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,828
-That's your phone. Keep an eye on it.
-Okay.
303
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,497
-There you go.
-Where is it? Left or right?
304
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,748
-That one!
-Great! Okay.
305
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,584
I have another broken phone
already in an envelope.
306
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,213
-Rachel, left, middle--
-That one.
307
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,172
Doing great.
308
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,298
Just one more time.
309
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,760
I have three more broken phones
already in an envelope.
310
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,304
Oh God! l--
311
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,349
You guys were cocky. Clearly.
312
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,398
Someone's been to Vegas.
313
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,068
All right,
so, Rachel, you wanna cut the deck?
314
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,570
-Okay…
-Just cut.
315
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,741
Great. Okay. So, Rachel.
So one of these envelopes has your phone.
316
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,701
Five do not. You don't need to guess.
317
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,536
Here's what I want you to do.
318
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,997
Would you number the envelopes
one through six?
319
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,749
Using this marker, which is fantastic?
320
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,083
Um…
321
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253
-Okay.
-Calm down.
322
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,008
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Do you play Wordle?
323
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,011
-Yeah, I do. How'd you know?
-Bleh…
324
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,057
Same way I knew about the Starbucks. Uh…
325
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,770
Here.
326
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,069
-Wordle drives my screen time up, so I--
-I know. Me too.
327
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,863
I have a--
I have a phone-free Wordle version.
328
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,657
This is low-tech,
so it doesn't bring up your screen time.
329
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,159
Here, uh, you toss me?
330
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,329
Fantastic. Everybody here
think of a five-letter word, okay?
331
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,122
Think of a five-letter word. I'm gonna
332
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,458
throw this out to a random…
333
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,709
Oh, wow.
334
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,628
Nice catch. Stand up.
335
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,422
-What's your name?
-Uh, César.
336
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,800
Thinking of a five-letter word?
337
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,343
I'm gonna try to guess it.
338
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,720
Was it "magic"?
339
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,182
Okay, sit down. You can sit down.
340
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:25,104
I was thinking, he's at a magic show.
It would've been easy at a magic show.
341
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,022
Okay, but not César. All right!
342
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,690
Just killin' time. All right, here we go.
343
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,234
Uh, Rachel,
344
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,903
great font. Look at this.
345
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,905
Six, five, four, three, two, one.
346
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,617
So, listen, one of these envelopes
had your phone, five of them do not.
347
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,829
We're not gonna rely
on statistics and odds.
348
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,790
We are gonna rely on your luck.
Do you have good luck?
349
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,918
-Usually not.
-Well, okay, well…
350
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,211
See if we can turn that around.
351
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,963
I have a luck detector. A six-sided die.
352
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,632
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Come closer.
353
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,843
-Okay.
-Warm that up in your hands.
354
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,428
Rachel, you're gonna roll the die
355
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,182
inside this bottle
so it doesn't go all over the place.
356
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,601
-Pop it in there.
-Okay.
357
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,646
There.
358
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,649
You're gonna give the die a shake.
Whatever number you roll, you say it.
359
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,277
-So three…
-Oh.
360
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,653
…two. But just roll it once.
361
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,322
Be gentle.
Don't break the bottle. Little shakes.
362
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,491
She's gonna love this game.
363
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,409
Five.
364
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,119
Five. Okay.
365
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,164
-Okay.
-What?
366
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,376
Oh God!
367
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,593
Oh wait.
Did I not mention the hammer? I apologize.
368
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,014
Sorry. The hammer's
the original handheld device,
369
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,682
if you think about it. Uh…
370
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,851
Irony.
371
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,104
"Irony." César, was the Wordle "irony"?
372
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,690
Okay, fine.
373
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,276
Don't be a jerk about it. Uh…
374
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,529
What's gonna happen.
375
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,449
We're gonna keep rolling and smashing
until there's one envelope left.
376
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,410
And, Rachel,
if the last envelope has your phone,
377
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,287
you win.
378
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,539
I'm scared.
379
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,750
It's a Game of Phones. Shake it.
380
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,754
-Four.
-Four.
381
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,468
Kids, try this at home!
382
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,431
Roll again. One, two, three, or six.
383
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,600
-Two.
-Two. Okay.
384
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,066
The envelopes are padded. Don't worry.
385
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,655
Roll again. One, three, or six.
One, three, or six. Gentle, gentle.
386
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,074
-Okay, two.
-One, three, or six.
387
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,450
-Six.
-Six.
388
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,370
Oh, wow.
389
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,163
That one sounded different.
390
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,502
It's cool. We're left with one or three.
391
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,212
One or three, Rachel.
392
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,296
Two.
393
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,300
Two. Two.
394
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,513
-Four. One.
-This is statistically unlikely.
395
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,807
-What?
-I got one.
396
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,689
-Should I roll again?
-No.
397
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,942
I mean, I could.
398
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,194
You were right.
You are not a very lucky person.
399
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,988
Um…
400
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,906
It's cool. Uh…
401
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,909
You do this one. You do this one.
402
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,328
-I don't want to.
-It's cathartic.
403
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,289
You really deserve it. You deserve it.
404
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,125
Come on. Really…
405
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,796
'Kay. Good. Oh, one more.
406
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,887
Hey, funny story. Um…
407
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,932
Do you guys wanna know
how I got all these broken phones?
408
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,526
I'll tell you later.
409
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,825
-Rachel, um, listen.
-Yeah?
410
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,203
You can open up envelope number three…
411
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,663
-Okay.
-And--
412
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,459
And we can all see
what's inside right now.
413
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:20,589
Or you can keep that envelope sealed
till you get home tonight.
414
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,883
Open it up now
415
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,385
or live in the moment till this evening.
416
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,845
Wait, okay.
417
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,555
What if I gave you $100?
418
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,935
I have cash on me at the moment. Um…
419
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,484
It's a different bill.
What do you wanna do? Now or later?
420
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:43,695
I mean, I might as well do now
and show the audience.
421
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,281
Okay. Open it up, Rachel.
422
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,159
Reach in, make the screen light up.
423
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,369
Show us that island.
424
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,209
You did it!
425
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,628
Um, Rachel.
426
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,963
I promised you I'd help you
with your screen time.
427
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,715
-Yeah.
-So, uh, here.
428
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,552
Would you have, uh…
Nick's his name, right?
429
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,222
-Yeah.
-Would-- would you call her phone?
430
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,975
Yeah. Get ready.
431
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,852
Call her when I say "go."
432
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,022
Okay?
433
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,233
I'm gonna let you have this bottle.
434
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,818
Can I borrow your phone?
435
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,493
-Whoa!
-You call it?
436
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,287
Call her up. Go, go, go.
437
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,998
-Calling.
-Calling? Calling?
438
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,709
-Call from… Call from Nick.
-Call from Nick.
439
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,545
What?
440
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,563
Screen time
is no longer an issue for Rachel.
441
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:00,939
Rachel, everybody!
442
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,233
That's for you. Thank you so much.
443
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:04,860
-Thank you.
-Nice meeting you.
444
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,278
Careful here.
445
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,029
Careful here.
446
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,533
Livin' in the moment.
447
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,828
Moving on.
448
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:19,249
My son recently asked me
when he's allowed to get an iPhone.
449
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,376
And he's six. I mean…
450
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:25,964
I said, "Jack, you can get an iPhone
when you're as old as I was
451
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,424
when I got an iPhone."
452
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,220
Which was 27. Uh…
453
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,389
'Cause when I was six,
I did not get an iPhone.
454
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,016
I got something quite different.
455
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,185
When I turned six, I got one of these.
456
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,312
A Rubik's Cube.
457
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,564
Yeah.
458
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,776
Best-selling toy of all time.
459
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,320
Can you believe that?
460
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,822
Blew my mind 'cause I hated this thing.
I hated it.
461
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,282
It is very similar to an iPhone.
462
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:54,618
It also wastes your time,
makes you feel bad.
463
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,994
It's very similar.
464
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,289
I got a Rubik's Cube
when I was six and, uh,
465
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,208
that was before the internet
466
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,377
and before YouTube,
so I couldn't look up how to solve it.
467
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,213
It was just me in my room.
468
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,215
Justin versus Cube.
469
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,218
I started out going like this. Just…
470
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,928
"I did it."
471
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:18,266
But eventually, I would get cocky
and I would take this thing
472
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,853
and I would scramble it up
and I would not be able to solve it.
473
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,730
It was extremely frustrating.
474
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:27,275
I didn't have the attention span for it,
so I would throw it in the trash.
475
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,529
I didn't want my parents to know,
so I'd lie and tell them I lost it.
476
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,740
I was like,
"Oh I'm so sad. I just solved it too!"
477
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,536
And my mom,
being the awesome mom that she was,
478
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,038
would feel bad
and she'd buy me another one.
479
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,706
Again and again.
480
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,042
That's why
it's the best-selling toy of all time.
481
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,711
That's my theory.
482
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,213
Then I became a magician.
483
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,756
When you're a magician,
484
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,050
you don't need to know
how to solve a Rubik's Cube.
485
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,469
All you need is a paper bag,
486
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,096
a mixed-up cube…
487
00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,307
and boom.
488
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,059
Oh yeah.
489
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,814
You need a second cube as well.
490
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,024
You also need a second cube.
491
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,860
Anyone, like me,
never been able to solve a Rubik's Cube?
492
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,153
Always wanted to learn?
493
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:13,780
Oh, wow.
494
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,616
Hat guy. Stand up.
495
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,661
-What's your-- what's your name?
-Kyle.
496
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,162
-How's it goin'?
-Fantastic.
497
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,081
-You can't solve a Rubik's Cube?
-No.
498
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,458
Let's talk. Come up here.
They'll put a microphone on you.
499
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,876
Kyle, everybody!
500
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,961
Whoo!
501
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,639
Hello, Kyle.
502
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,891
-How's it going?
-Fantastic.
503
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,101
Justin.
504
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,603
-Good to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
505
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,937
-Thanks for coming.
-Absolutely.
506
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,105
Who you here with?
507
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,898
I got my wife and my daughter.
508
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,859
Oh wow. It's a family affair. Hi.
509
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,903
Kyle, where are you from?
Well, what's your ZIP code?
510
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:58,867
Lemme think.55092.
511
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,871
55092. You are from Wyoming, Minnesota.
512
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:03,997
-You got it.
-Yeah!
513
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,082
You got it.
514
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,626
Let me…
515
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,172
Four blocks from your house…
516
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,258
there's no Starbucks.
517
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,094
No, there isn't.
518
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,513
Little more rural. All right.
519
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,390
Kyle, what do you do for a living?
520
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,143
Uh, I own a small business.
521
00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,270
Tree-service work.
522
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,022
-Oh, fantastic.
-Yes.
523
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,027
-Hey, hey. Right.
-Wow.
524
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,904
Only in Minnesota.
525
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,699
Everyone's like,
"Thank you for your service, Kyle."
526
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,203
There are so many trees.
527
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,705
It's a hard job, I bet.
528
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,166
-Can be.
-What do you do to 'em?
529
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,250
Uh…
530
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,128
-Get rid of 'em.
-Okay.
531
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:57,342
-The opposite of conservation.
-Yes. Yes.
532
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,719
-You're a tree exterminator.
-That's right.
533
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,554
For people-- For residential?
534
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:04,724
Actually, I only do stump grinding.
535
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,186
Work with tree-service companies
and I do all their stumps.
536
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,729
-So you're a stump grinder.
-Yes.
537
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:12,107
-And what does that entail?
-Uh, grinding the stump.
538
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,191
Yeah.
539
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:18,905
Sorry.
540
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,949
You ever bring your work home with you?
541
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,703
-Actually, yeah.
-You do?
542
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,705
Yeah, the stump grinding's
come home with me.
543
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,081
-The grindings?
-Yes.
544
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,124
What do you do with 'em?
545
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,794
Well, I dump 'em,
and I'm making a wall at my house with it.
546
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,511
-Your wife is proud.
-Yeah. Yeah.
547
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,723
-But you can't solve one of these.
-No.
548
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:48,059
What if I told you that you will solve
that Rubik's Cube tonight
549
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,312
in front of a thousand people
in under a minute?
550
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,315
-Whoo!
-Let's go.
551
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,902
-Can't be harder than grinding a stump.
-Yeah.
552
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,028
Go ahead and mix it up.
553
00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,906
You know how to do that. Look at that.
554
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,074
Yeah, look at me go.
555
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,703
Uh, Kyle, do you know how many
Rubik's Cube combinations are possible?
556
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,164
-Nope.
-Guess.
557
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,377
12,807.
558
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,591
I know-- I know someone who knows.
559
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,430
Hey, Siri.
560
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,391
How many
Rubik's Cube combinations are there?
561
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,395
A Rubik's Cube has 43 quintilliondifferent possible configuations.
562
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:33,813
Quintillion.
563
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,566
You were so close.
564
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,363
-Forty-three quintillion.
-Yeah.
565
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,449
-You ever heard of that? That's a number.
-I know.
566
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,159
It's such a big number.
567
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:48,077
Let me give you context.
568
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:53,416
Hey, Siri. How many grains of sand
are on planet Earth?
569
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,588
There are an estimatedseven quintillion grains of sand on Earth.
570
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,089
Wow.
571
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,133
Wow.
572
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,594
Take that in for a second.
573
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,095
Wow.
574
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:10,892
You've got questions. I've got questions.
First off, who counts the sand?
575
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,608
That job sucks.
576
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,905
You're havin' a hard day,
be glad you're not a sand counter, okay?
577
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,658
I bet they also bring
their work home with them.
578
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,243
Yeah.
579
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,913
In their shoes.
580
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,082
In their shoes.
581
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,253
Shoes. Shoes. Was the Wordle "shoes"?
582
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,130
Okay. Uh…
583
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:45,176
Listen, the reason I tell you
all this information is so you know
584
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,886
that the cube you just mixed up
585
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,389
may be the only cube
that's ever existed like that.
586
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:52,267
The odds of there being another cube
that looks exactly like that one
587
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,519
are 1 in 43 quintillion.
588
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,646
-Impossible, right?
-Impossible.
589
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,274
Don't move.
590
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,318
Oh…
591
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,655
Don't move.
592
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,203
No way.
593
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,248
Dude.
594
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,166
Whoo!
595
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,641
Wow.
596
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,726
Bro.
597
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,770
Bro.
598
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,480
Throw it.
599
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:41,566
Here, here.
600
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,359
Wow.
601
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:45,945
That's not even why you came up here.
602
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,156
-You came up here to solve a Rubik's Cube.
-Yeah.
603
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:49,908
Nothing's impossible.
604
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,576
-Kyle, stand next to me.
-'Kay.
605
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,536
Kyle, here's the thing.
606
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,788
You can look up
how to solve a Rubik's Cube. Anybody can.
607
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,665
It's on YouTube. There's tutorials.
608
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,752
They're taught by children,
so it's a little humbling. Uh…
609
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:01,711
They're so good.
610
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,922
Their little fingers
are just movin' so quick
611
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,673
and they're trying to focus on speed.
612
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,133
We're not gonna do that.
613
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:10,053
Kyle, for a guy like us… How old are we?
614
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,387
-Thirty-seven.
-Right.
615
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,308
Instead, Kyle, you're gonna take it
616
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,477
and you're gonna twist it
behind your back like this.
617
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,478
-Okay.
-Okay.
618
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,521
You're not gonna try
to solve it in your hands.
619
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,607
You're gonna solve it
with your imagination.
620
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,067
Okay.
621
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,569
-Face forward.
-Yup.
622
00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,988
-Do you have a good imagination?
-Excellent.
623
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,782
-Okay, good.
-Yes.
624
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,742
Let's find out.
625
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,328
Here, behind the back.
626
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,622
Just practice nice and slow.
Nice and slow.
627
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,958
What're you thinkin' about?
628
00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,673
Thinkin' about my wife right now,
actually.
629
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,300
She's so proud.
630
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,551
She's…
631
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,182
Stop, stop, stop.
632
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,310
All right. Don't think about your wife.
No offense, but…
633
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,312
-That wouldn't work.
-The stakes are too high.
634
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,773
-Okay.
-Okay? Don't think about your wife.
635
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:04,941
Don't think about me.
636
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:08,361
Don't think about
the thousand people here judging you.
637
00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:11,322
Don't think
about the millions more at home.
638
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,075
Think about colors. Think about colors.
639
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:17,996
I'm gonna say a color,
think of things that are that color, okay?
640
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,539
All right, face the people.
641
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,792
Behind the back.
642
00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:25,003
All right, just twist.
643
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,046
Twist. Just think of orange things.
644
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,799
-What's orange, Kyle?
-Pumpkin.
645
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,093
All right, good. Good.
646
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:35,930
You see? See? Pumpkins.
Maybe there's pumpkins.
647
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,057
Are they in the wild
or are they at a store?
648
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,893
-Both.
-Y--
649
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,228
All right.
650
00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:44,564
We're standing on the edge of a pumpkin…
651
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,191
We're at a farmer's market.
It's a wild store.
652
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,317
-Okay.
-Pumpkins.
653
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,445
Big pumpkins,
little pumpkins, medium pumpkins.
654
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,321
Wonderful. Pumpkins.
Doing great with orange.
655
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,781
Yellow. What's yellow?
656
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:55,491
School bus.
657
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,953
Okay, we're--
We left the farmer's market. We are at…
658
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:03,583
We're at a school. We're just--
We're at the corner, it's school bus time.
659
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,834
The school bus pulls up.
660
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:07,295
It's dropping off the kids.
A beautiful, yellow school bus.
661
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,005
Yellow. You're marveling at the yellow.
662
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,131
Blue. What's blue?
663
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,466
The sky.
664
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:15,595
Okay, we're looking up at the sky,
ignoring the school bus.
665
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,263
We're looking at the beautiful blue sky.
666
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:19,432
It's beautiful. It's blue. Green.
667
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,810
-Trees. Leaves.
-Great! Leaves.
668
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,395
All right. So, you're at work.
669
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:25,855
You're at work.
670
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,484
That's fine.
You're marveling at the beautiful trees
671
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,695
that you are gonna
just disintegrate with your machine.
672
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,157
You're gonna pulverize them
into nothingness.
673
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,742
Red. What's red?
674
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:41,913
Balloons.
675
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:44,791
Okay.
676
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,585
We're at your retirement party.
677
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,589
You did a good job of pulverizing roots.
678
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:53,966
Beautiful red balloons.
679
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:54,967
Now white things.
680
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,094
What's white?
681
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,304
Wedding dress.
682
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,348
Oh wow, okay. If…
683
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:06,354
Well, you're renewing your vows
'cause your wife is so proud of you.
684
00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:11,901
She's so proud of how good you were
with your colors and your imagination.
685
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,905
You were such a good boy
thinking of things that were every color.
686
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,990
You were so good
that you know what you just did?
687
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,326
For a brief second,
you forgot about the cube.
688
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,619
-You forgot about me.
-I did.
689
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,037
You forgot about them.
690
00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,250
When you feel like it's time to stop,
just freeze.
691
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,335
Uh?
692
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,838
Show them what you did.
693
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,007
Wow.
694
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,346
That was you.
695
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:44,809
That's awesome.
696
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,228
So nice to meet you.
697
00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,063
-That's a souvenir.
-Thank you.
698
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,022
Kyle!
699
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:54,986
Man.
700
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,160
Um…
701
00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,705
That's the power
of the imagination right there.
702
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:07,957
Power.
703
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,208
Was the Wordle "power"?
704
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:12,879
Screw you.
705
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,425
Uh, hey, does anybody happen to have
706
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,136
a, uh, $1 bill
that I can borrow for a trick?
707
00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:22,263
One-dollar bill? Oh, hello. Hey!
708
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,933
Have we met? Uh…
709
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,810
-What's your name, sir?
-Andy.
710
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,772
Andy, you happen to have--
Hi, hi. You happen to have… Yeah. Ooh…
711
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,026
I didn't know if you were…
712
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,237
…gonna pull me down there, uh…
713
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,116
Thank you for givin' this--
What do you got to lose?
714
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,793
"Hey, buddy."
715
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,844
Andy, you know the phrase "fool me once"?
716
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,478
"Fool me twice"?
717
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,356
Now, Andy, don't worry.
718
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,401
Andy. Watch close.
719
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:22,573
I'm not only going to restore
that $1 bill back into one piece,
720
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:27,328
but I'm going to transform it
all the way into…
721
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,579
Wait.
722
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:38,089
What was once worth something
is now worth nothing.
723
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,634
And that's how NFTs work.
724
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,387
Thank you.
725
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,680
Thank you.
726
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,480
Uh…
727
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,566
Movin' on.
728
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,444
What's your ZIP code, by the way?
729
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,613
55330.
730
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,573
55330?
731
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,826
Uh, Elk River, Minnesota.
732
00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:08,452
Whoo!
733
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,081
Four blocks from your house… Uh…
734
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,959
-Two blocks.
-No, there's two of them.
735
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:16,544
There's two Starbucks?
736
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,254
I've been there.
737
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,800
I haven't, actually.
Let me tell you what's goin' on.
738
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:26,762
When I was 12, I spent one summer
memorizing every ZIP code in America.
739
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,974
I don't wanna say I was unpopular, um…
740
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:32,351
I had a lot of free time on my hands.
741
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,395
This was before the internet.
This is what we did.
742
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,439
I got a gift when I was 12.
743
00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,317
I'll never forget it.
I was gifted the, uh,
744
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,610
ZIP Code Directory.
745
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,782
Yeah. That's how I learned
there are 46,000 ZIP codes in America.
746
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:50,244
This book, not a fun read.
747
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,621
Audiobook even worse.
748
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,249
Let's see if I still got it.
749
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,085
Uh, if you've got a good ZIP code…
Let's venture outside of Minnesota.
750
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:02,173
Put your hand up in the air,
I'll try to tell you where you're from.
751
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,134
Balcony, hello.
752
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,469
Black sweater.
753
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,511
Stand up.
754
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,472
-What's your name?
-Angela.
755
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:12,892
-Angela, what's your ZIP code?
-45251.
756
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,936
45251 is Cincinnati, Ohio.
757
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,271
What's up? All right.
758
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:19,690
Yeah.
759
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,151
Hello. Hi.
760
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,486
Hi. 546--
761
00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:24,695
What's your name?
762
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,823
-Rachel.
-What happened to the niceties?
763
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,367
-What's your name?
-Rachel.
764
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,536
-Hi. What's your ZIP code?
-54601.
765
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,206
54601. 54601.
766
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:36,707
-That La Crosse, Wisconsin?
-It is.
767
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,209
Fantastic.
768
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:39,752
You know what?
769
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,170
Hold on.
770
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,589
I know what the plus-ones are thinkin'.
771
00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,341
Let me take this microphone off my head.
772
00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:46,467
Okay.
773
00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,179
I'm gonna switch to this one.
774
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,306
Um, hey, Nick?
775
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,643
Do me favor? Would you check my ears?
776
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:59,063
Make sure
there's no tiny Wi-Fi printers in there?
777
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:02,441
You can stick your fingers in there.
No one's talkin' to me like a news anchor?
778
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,277
-Mic's off.
-Do you wanna give me a wet willy?
779
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,570
-Nah.
-You're sure?
780
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,240
-Take your word. Yeah.
-'Kay, what's your ZIP code?
781
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,325
Uh, I live with her. You already got--
782
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,827
Oh yeah, I did.
783
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,746
-55016, I believe.
-Yeah.
784
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,706
Yeah, what's up? Okay.
785
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:21,085
If you've got a good ZIP code,
I'll try to tell you where you're from.
786
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:24,004
We'll go over here.
Hello. How you doing? What's yours?
787
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,798
33323.
788
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,592
Oh, 33323 is Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
789
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,970
-That's correct.
-That's what's up. Okay.
790
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,640
Hello, hello.
How you doing? Where you from?
791
00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:36,267
Hastings, Florida.
792
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:38,894
No--
793
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,646
The ZIP.
794
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,984
I didn't specify.
795
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,612
My brain works ZIP code first, then the…
796
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,701
Who's got a good one here?
797
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,202
Yeah, just the number.
798
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,495
54481.
799
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,415
Uh, 54481?
That is Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
800
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,125
-Yes.
-Yes. Yes.
801
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,835
Hello, you're wearing gloves.
802
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:06,046
That looks classy. Thank you.
What's your ZIP code?
803
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,425
-55434.
-55434.
804
00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:12,052
-That's Minneapolis, Minnesota.
-Yes.
805
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,804
-Blaine area. Blaine?
-Yes.
806
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,140
Okay, thanks for wearing gloves.
807
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,603
Hi. You could speak at a normal voice.
What you got?
808
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:25,816
-55011.
-Uh, 55011 is Cedar.
809
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,485
-Yeah.
-Minnesota. There we go.
810
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,904
We could venture out of Minnesota.
Try to stump me.
811
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,530
Uh, 19128.
812
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,698
Pennsylvania.
813
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:34,992
19128 is Philadelphia, PA.
814
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:37,286
Whoo! All right, come on. What's yours?
815
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,288
54703.
816
00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:42,917
54703 is Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
817
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,419
-Yes. You…
-I pronounced it right. Come on.
818
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,546
-What do you got?
-49230.
819
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:53,093
Uh, 49230. 4923--
That is Brooklyn, Michigan.
820
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,345
-Yes.
-I know where that is.
821
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,097
On the mitten. Here we go.
Uh, hey, you. Hey. Hello.
822
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,517
54016.
823
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,937
54016. Hudson, Wisconsin?
824
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,772
-Yes!
-Yes!
825
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,399
Let's go to the lobby. Here we go.
826
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,693
Thank you. Hello.
Come with me to the lobby.
827
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:13,113
Hello. Hello.
How's it goin'? What's your ZIP code?
828
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,991
ZIP code? 50701.
829
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:19,161
Thank you. 50701 is Waterloo, Iowa.
830
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,788
-It is.
-It is. What's up?
831
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,957
And you're holding water-loo. All right.
832
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,292
Here we go. Anybody here?
833
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,294
Nope? Okay. Let's keep it going.
834
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,172
Let's venture out of the region.
Let's go on a trip. What do you got?
835
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,924
-74055.
-Thank you.
836
00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:35,052
74055 is, uh, "Wassa…"
837
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:36,804
Owasso, Oklahoma.
838
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,556
-Yes.
-Owasso, Oklahoma.
839
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:39,890
That's a hard one to say.
840
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,350
Yes, okay.
841
00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:43,519
Okay, here we go. What do you got?
842
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,979
63124.
843
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,232
Oh, St. Louis, Missouri. What's up?
Did we go to high school together?
844
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:50,526
-Ladue Horton Watkins?
-What year did you graduate?
845
00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,611
-Ninety-five.
-Ninety-five.
846
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,489
Well, I'm 37, so, um…
847
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,661
It's good to see you.
848
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:01,870
You got one? What's yours?
849
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,747
44720.
850
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,251
Uh, 44720 is North Canton, Ohio.
851
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,003
Not South Canton. Property values.
852
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:10,212
Hello. What do you got?
853
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,589
99701.
854
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,383
Uh, oh! 99701 is Fairbanks, Alaska.
855
00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:16,176
-Right, it is.
-There we go! Come on.
856
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,514
All right,
who's got a real humdinger? Stand up.
857
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,725
Oh, no pressure. What's yours?
858
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,101
89511.
859
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,729
89511? What is your name?
860
00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:28,981
-Tiffany.
-Tiffany from Reno, Nevada.
861
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,442
Are you not entertained?
862
00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,038
Would everyone
who said a ZIP code stand back up for me?
863
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,749
Okay, great. Good.
864
00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:50,085
Hastings, you can stand up too.
865
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,465
Be nice!
866
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,260
Well, you've been through enough.
867
00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,595
You can take a seat.
868
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,058
I'm gonna try
to recite your ZIP codes back at ya.
869
00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,143
Ooh…
870
00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:08,312
I'll try to do it in the order
you gave them to me, so…
871
00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:12,358
Listen for your five digits.
When you hear your ZIP code, take a seat.
872
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:13,525
Okay?
873
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,987
Okay, that was a lot. Uh…
874
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,323
Bless you.
875
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,369
We had
876
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:27,414
5… 45251.
877
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,416
Cincinnati.
878
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:30,793
Oh, up there.
879
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:35,214
Then we had 54601.
880
00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:39,051
Then we had 33323.
881
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:42,221
Then was Hastings, Florida in the house.
882
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,431
Alright, then we picked up some gas.
883
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,599
We had 54481.
884
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,851
There was 55434.
885
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,854
We had 55011.
886
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,148
There was 19128.
887
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,275
We had 54703.
888
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,362
We had 49230.
889
00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:00,280
54016,
890
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:04,410
50701 out in the lobby there.
891
00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:08,288
74055. 63124.
892
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:09,498
44720.
893
00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,125
99701.
894
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,336
And 89511. That's it.
895
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,816
Hey, Andy. Um…
896
00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:40,112
If you had to put a dollar amount
on how much fun you've had so far…
897
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,657
I bet I know what it'd be.
898
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,784
You've been a good sport.
899
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,703
I have a prize for you, actually.
900
00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:52,040
Andy, um,
actually I have six potential prizes.
901
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,755
Whatever number you pick,
you get that prize.
902
00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:58,881
You have a choice to make.
903
00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:00,424
One, two, three, four, five, or six.
904
00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:02,009
Andy, what do you want?
905
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:02,968
Four.
906
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:07,097
{\an8}Four? This one right here?
Okay. Who are you here with?
907
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,766
-My wife.
-Your wife. Hey.
908
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,560
{\an8}Do you wanna ask her
what her thoughts are?
909
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:13,979
I don't know.
910
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,107
{\an8}She said, "I don't know, man."
911
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:18,817
I support four.
912
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,986
{\an8}-You support four?
-Yeah.
913
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:23,071
{\an8}Okay. Final answer is…?
914
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,114
Four.
915
00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,324
Okay.
916
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,289
It's a good one.
917
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:33,957
It's a selfie.
918
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,711
What could be better than that?
919
00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,638
Whoo!
920
00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,477
I'm gonna come down there.
921
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:59,525
Andy, we're gonna take
a $100 selfie right now.
922
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,944
Come here. Stand next to me here.
923
00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:04,196
You wanna take it
or you want me to take it?
924
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:05,864
-Either way.
-I'm pretty good at it.
925
00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:06,824
-Okay.
-Are ya?
926
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,950
Yeah, let's see.
927
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,042
-Thank you.
-Come here, come here.
928
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,963
Is it okay if I tag DJ Khaled
when I post that on Instagram?
929
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,340
Do whatever you wanna do.
930
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:26,885
Um…
931
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,265
-I can't leave it like this. You're sweet.
-Thank you.
932
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,642
But these people
are gonna get asked tomorrow,
933
00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:35,519
"How was the Justin Willman show?"
934
00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,564
And they're gonna say,
"It was fun, but he did rob a guy."
935
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,192
It's… That's bad press.
936
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,819
I'll be outside.
937
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,994
Oh. Oh yeah. There's that too. Oy.
938
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,582
And I'd love to see you outside.
For another…
939
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:59,209
I'm sure another friendly selfie, um…
940
00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,546
I got one more offer for ya.
941
00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,423
I have a…
942
00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:05,966
I have my wallet.
943
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,093
Actually, I have both my wallets.
944
00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:09,595
I have two wallets.
945
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:14,391
Andy, one of these wallets
has a $100 bill in it.
946
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:17,603
You get to pick one wallet.
947
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,272
You get what's in that wallet.
948
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,442
So do you want this one or this one?
949
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,528
This one?
950
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:28,864
-You sure?
-This one.
951
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,198
You wanna ask your wife?
952
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:33,201
No, you can't be trusted.
953
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,745
-Pick the other one.
-Okay.
954
00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:36,413
-It's the other one?
-Yeah.
955
00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:38,874
Go with your gut.
956
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,793
Go with your gut? This was your gut.
957
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,462
-Go with your gut.
-Safety.
958
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:44,922
Who the hell are you?
959
00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:53,472
I think he wants to meet you outside.
960
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:56,808
All right, Andy.
961
00:48:57,976 --> 00:49:00,729
Just… I wouldn't want
to be you right now, okay?
962
00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:02,773
Fifty-fifty shot. These are good odds.
963
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,775
The best odds anyone's had all night.
964
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:08,612
Rachel's odds were one in six
and her phone's in a bottle.
965
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,113
Uh, so…
966
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,990
It's a bad example, actually.
967
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,744
Do you wanna go with your gut
or your wife's gut?
968
00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:19,414
It's up to you.
969
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,792
-I'll go with that one.
-You're gonna go with…
970
00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,715
Here. Go ahead and open it up.
Take a peek up top there.
971
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,636
Show 'em. Hundred bucks.
972
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,723
I'll take that. Yeah.
973
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,517
Thank you.
974
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:42,145
-Am I done? Thank you.
-Yeah. You're done.
975
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:46,233
Hey, in the future,
always trust your wife.
976
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,785
I got lucky.
977
00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:03,583
You know, my son stumped me the other day.
978
00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,336
He asked me what serendipity was.
979
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,714
He watches a lot of rom-coms.
980
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:13,552
No, I love-- I say serendipity a lot.
I love serendipity.
981
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:16,304
I love the concept.
I love pointing it out when it happens.
982
00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:18,849
But it is a hard concept
to explain to a kid.
983
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,852
Serendipity is something
you have to experience,
984
00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:23,437
I think, to really understand.
985
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,315
And there aren't any magic tricks
that explain serendipity,
986
00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:31,361
so I thought tonight
we could make one together.
987
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:38,702
In a moment,
five people are gonna come on stage
988
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:41,246
and they are each
gonna spin this prize wheel
989
00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:45,083
in order to win
one of these 12 stuffed animals.
990
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,838
Behold Temu's finest array.
991
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,468
After they win a stuffed animal,
992
00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:58,513
they are gonna choose one
of these five colorful seats to sit in.
993
00:50:58,597 --> 00:50:59,473
Here's the thing.
994
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:04,019
Um… since this is something I'm trying
to use to explain something to my kids,
995
00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:08,815
it's only right that the five people
who come on stage are kids.
996
00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:11,860
Do we have any kids here tonight?
997
00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:15,572
Oh, we do.
998
00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:19,826
We're gonna choose our five kids
by throwin' out five Frisbees.
999
00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,497
All right,
I'm gonna hurl these into the audience.
1000
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:26,500
If you catch it and you're not a kid,
give it to the nearest kid.
1001
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,294
That kid should mow your lawn, all right?
1002
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,713
Frisbees comin' out.
1003
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,433
All right.
1004
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,478
Five kids, come on up.
1005
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:48,897
Hold onto those Frisbees.
1006
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:52,609
Wait at the bottom of the stairs.
We're gonna put a microphone on you.
1007
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:54,069
Here's the thing.
1008
00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:58,657
The dictionary defines serendipity
as an unexpected fortunate discovery.
1009
00:51:59,157 --> 00:52:02,452
Happy accident.
I think it's something much deeper.
1010
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,996
I'll show you what I mean.
Let's welcome our kids.
1011
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,040
Kids, come to the stage.
1012
00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:12,129
Hello. You're gonna stand here in a line.
1013
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,594
Join me a little this way.
Hello, kids. How's it going?
1014
00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:21,805
Okay. You caught the Frisbee. You did it.
1015
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,265
Uh, on your Frisbees,
1016
00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:25,851
will you turn it so the black-dot side
that's facing the audience?
1017
00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,564
That black dot under is a sticker
and under that sticker is a number.
1018
00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:33,608
So if everyone'll pull the tab
on that black dot?
1019
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,694
Show everybody what number you have?
1020
00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:40,157
Great. That number determines
the order that you spin for a prize.
1021
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,033
So I'll take those stickers back
1022
00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:47,330
and everybody here can wait
while number one joins me at the wheel.
1023
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,957
Come on over here.
1024
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,795
-Hi.
-Hi.
1025
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,590
-What's your name?
-Emilia.
1026
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,593
Emilia, give the wheel a spin.
1027
00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:02,429
-How old are you, Emilia?
-I'm 13.
1028
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,722
Thirteen.
1029
00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:06,349
What's it like bein' 13?
1030
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:09,269
-It's really great.
-You're just livin' in the moment.
1031
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,937
What do you wanna be? You know?
1032
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,898
Um… no idea.
1033
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,065
-No idea?
-No.
1034
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,276
-Maybe a stump grinder.
-Maybe.
1035
00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:20,197
You've won an inch worm!
1036
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,658
Yay!
1037
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,459
-Emilia, you caught a Frisbee randomly…
-Mm-hm.
1038
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,669
…you have now won a random stuffy.
1039
00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:37,797
Now, you get to take a seat
in any one of these chairs.
1040
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,676
There are five colors.
Red, orange, yellow, green, and blue.
1041
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,888
-Go ahead and pick a seat.
-Okay.
1042
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:48,808
Who's number two?
1043
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:50,852
Join me, number two. Come on over here.
1044
00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:53,104
Number two. What's up?
1045
00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:58,777
How you doin'? Let's face the people here.
1046
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,987
-What's your name?
-Uh, Frederick.
1047
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,614
Frederick. Nice to meet you.
1048
00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:04,324
Give the wheel a spin.
1049
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,159
How old are you?
1050
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,285
Eight.
1051
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,913
Eight. What do you wanna be in the future?
1052
00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,457
-I don't know.
-You don't know.
1053
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:15,794
You don't have to set it in stone
until you're 14.
1054
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:22,133
Real quick, what are your thoughts
on AI and its implications on humanity?
1055
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:24,469
I have no idea.
1056
00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:25,929
You've won a horse.
1057
00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:28,598
A horse for Frederick, everybody!
1058
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,267
There it is.
1059
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,106
Go ahead and choose a seat.
1060
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,237
Satisfied customer.
1061
00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:45,740
Number three, join me at the wheel.
1062
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,078
-Hi.
-Hi.
1063
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,414
-What's your name?
-Louisa.
1064
00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:54,416
Louisa, give the wheel a spin.
1065
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,502
-Louisa, how old are you?
-Eleven.
1066
00:54:57,585 --> 00:54:59,879
Eleven. I was 11 when I was your age.
1067
00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:04,050
Do you know
what you wanna be in the future?
1068
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,011
-Not really.
-Let's figure it out now.
1069
00:55:06,094 --> 00:55:07,721
What do you-- What do you enjoy?
1070
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,805
Um…
1071
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,892
I like drawing and dance.
1072
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:17,314
You should be…
…a dance sketch artist or something.
1073
00:55:18,064 --> 00:55:20,567
Y-- You've won a sloth. All right!
1074
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:24,195
That's cute.
1075
00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:27,115
Go ahead and pick a chair.
1076
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,368
Number four!
1077
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:31,828
Hello.
1078
00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:36,541
-What's your name?
-Lily.
1079
00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:37,500
-Lily?
-Yeah.
1080
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,210
Spin the wheel, Lily.
1081
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:43,006
Oh, we're gonna be chattin' for a while.
Um…
1082
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:48,094
Uh, Lily, your sweatshirt
says Bear Island Lake. Where is that?
1083
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,095
Minnesota.
1084
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,097
You know how many lakes are in Minnesota?
1085
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,557
11,800…
1086
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,975
Quintillion.
1087
00:55:57,103 --> 00:56:01,733
Well, you have won yourself a…
1088
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,445
narwhal!
1089
00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,781
That's lake-related.
1090
00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,325
A narwhal.
1091
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,410
All right. Pick any chair.
1092
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,495
Number five!
1093
00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:14,537
Hello.
1094
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:15,622
Hi.
1095
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,251
-What's your name?
-Simon.
1096
00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,087
Simon, give the wheel a spin.
1097
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:23,463
How old are you?
1098
00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,006
-Um, 13.
-Thirteen.
1099
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,550
What are your thoughts on AI
and its implications on humanity?
1100
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:31,763
Uh, tons of children in my grade
use it to cheat on math tests.
1101
00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:39,270
How many of their names
can you say right now? Who?
1102
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:42,816
Uh, Ava, Sarah… I dunno!
1103
00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:46,069
Who's gonna find out?
1104
00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,948
You've won a sloth and it's already won,
1105
00:56:50,031 --> 00:56:53,118
so spin it again
and spit out some names, bro.
1106
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:57,038
-Uh, Blake, Joey, Emmett, Owen…
-Who you got?
1107
00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:58,790
-Oh yeah.
-Um…
1108
00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,333
It's goin' down.
1109
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:04,546
Sam, Caleb, Ethan, Jameson…
1110
00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:06,005
That's right.
1111
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,799
-Uh…
-Do you do it?
1112
00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:12,178
Mm.
1113
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:16,057
You've won an eagle.
Our time is up. All right.
1114
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:17,851
That is for you.
1115
00:57:17,934 --> 00:57:19,102
Choose any chair.
1116
00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:30,321
Look at the joy these stuffies
have brought these children.
1117
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:35,910
I'm sure you're wondering what
any of this has to do with serendipity.
1118
00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:40,415
Listen, dictionary definition
I don't think does it justice.
1119
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:43,585
I think serendipity
is the universe letting you know
1120
00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:46,504
that you are in the right place
at the right time.
1121
00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:49,591
Five strangers,
the same room, the same time,
1122
00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:51,551
probably for the first time ever.
1123
00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:55,263
You're in the same room at the same time
probably the last time ever.
1124
00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:58,933
Yet somehow, they are exactly
where they're supposed to be.
1125
00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,144
All because they caught a Frisbee.
1126
00:58:01,227 --> 00:58:03,813
Would you show your numbers
to the audience so we can see?
1127
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,191
I'm gonna write this down
if that's cool here.
1128
00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:12,030
Just rotate it a little bit.
That one, the two's a little…
1129
00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,007
You have created, uh, let's see.
1130
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:37,472
Three, two, one, four, five.
1131
00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:38,640
Three-two-one-four-five.
1132
00:58:38,723 --> 00:58:41,226
{\an8}If any of them had chosen
to sit in a different seat,
1133
00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:43,061
{\an8}we would've created a different number,
1134
00:58:43,144 --> 00:58:45,146
{\an8}but we created this five-digit number.
1135
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:50,360
{\an8}Three-two-one-four-five,
1136
00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:54,989
which, uh… which happens to be a ZIP code.
1137
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,993
You got a phone?
Would you open it up to Google Maps?
1138
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,663
Google Maps, okay good.
1139
00:59:01,746 --> 00:59:07,835
32145. I'm just gonna type 32145 ZIP.
1140
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,755
ZIP.
1141
00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:15,343
Would you tell them what city
that's the ZIP code for?
1142
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:17,887
Hastings, Florida.
1143
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,889
-"Hay…"?
-Hastings, Florida.
1144
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,560
No joke.
1145
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,728
No joke, bro.
1146
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,855
Hastings, Florida.
1147
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,526
Hastings, Florida.
1148
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,027
You didn't even know that.
1149
00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:37,156
You're welcome.
1150
00:59:38,032 --> 00:59:39,659
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1151
00:59:46,332 --> 00:59:48,960
Why did you choose the red chair?
1152
00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:50,628
Because my favorite color's red.
1153
00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:53,965
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Why'd you choose the green chair?
1154
00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:55,717
Because one of my favorite colors…
1155
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,718
One of 'em.
1156
00:59:56,801 --> 00:59:58,803
You guys are up here
'cause you caught a Frisbee.
1157
00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:01,180
You spun the wheel.
You got paired with a stuffy.
1158
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,057
Would you show them what you won?
1159
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:05,226
Show them. This beautiful sloth.
1160
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,020
All because
you caught Frisbee number three,
1161
01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,480
which I don't refer to
as Frisbee number three.
1162
01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:12,150
To me, it will always be
1163
01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:14,694
the sloth Frisbee.
1164
01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:17,780
Interesting.
1165
01:00:19,073 --> 01:00:20,158
Show them what you got.
1166
01:00:20,241 --> 01:00:22,952
You won a horse
'cause of Frisbee number two,
1167
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,121
which just so happens to be
1168
01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:27,707
the horse Frisbee.
1169
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,543
You won
1170
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:34,213
the most portable stuffy of all,
the inch worm.
1171
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:37,050
The inch worm Frisbee.
1172
01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:40,928
Narwhal.
1173
01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:43,931
Narwhal.
1174
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,226
Eagle.
1175
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:50,355
You're darn right it's an eagle.
1176
01:00:51,939 --> 01:00:54,692
Would the five of you stand up,
step to the right?
1177
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:58,488
You won an eagle.
1178
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,365
You chose to sit in the blue chair.
1179
01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:02,325
Which just so happens to be
1180
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,160
where the eagle is.
1181
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:09,832
You won a narwhal. You chose
to sit exactly where the narwhal is.
1182
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,585
Inch worm.
1183
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:14,962
Inch worm.
1184
01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:16,798
Horse.
1185
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:18,925
Of course.
1186
01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:20,885
And of course
1187
01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:23,388
the sloth!
1188
01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:29,352
Take a bow.
1189
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,730
Give it up for the kids!
1190
01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,733
You can head back.
1191
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:36,818
Head on back.
1192
01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:39,278
Thank you. Thank you.
1193
01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,322
Giddyap.
1194
01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:46,577
And that is what serendipity is.
1195
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:51,457
Oh!
1196
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,753
Kill the music.
Sorry. Kill the music. Kill the music.
1197
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:58,172
Kill the music, kill the animals.
1198
01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:00,299
No.
1199
01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:03,553
You know what I meant.
1200
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,764
The Wordle. It's gonna bug me.
1201
01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:10,435
Stand up.
Would you just tell me what it is?
1202
01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,520
-Shine.
-Shine.
1203
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,606
Of course it's shine.
1204
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:18,317
Of course it's shine!
1205
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,819
Because shine
1206
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,071
is spelled
1207
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,990
"s," as in "sloth…"
1208
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:29,036
…"h," as in "horse,"
1209
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:32,415
"i," as in "inch worm,"
1210
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,792
"n," as in "narwhal,"
1211
01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:36,961
and "e," as in "eagle."
1212
01:02:37,962 --> 01:02:41,382
S-H-I-N-E!
1213
01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:05,656
Thank you!
1214
01:03:10,661 --> 01:03:12,497
Thank you, St. Paul!
1215
01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:25,218
I just wanna shineLike the sun when it comes up
1216
01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:30,932
Run the city from the rooftops'Cause today is gonna be my day
1217
01:03:31,432 --> 01:03:35,478
I just wanna climbTo the top of a mountain
1218
01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:41,526
Standin' tall when I'm howlin''Cause today is gonna be my day
1219
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:58,042
Wake up and IStay up 'cause my
1220
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:03,172
Sugar days are up andIf I get outta my way
1221
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:08,052
I just wanna shineLike the sun when it comes up
1222
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:14,183
{\an8}Run the city from the rooftops'Cause today's gonna be my day
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