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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,364 Yes. 4 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,367 I just wanna fly… 5 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,452 Wow. 6 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,287 To the top of the mountain 7 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,748 Thank you. 8 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,877 I mean, wow. 9 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,129 You guys, 10 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:49,466 magicians don't normally get this kind of respect in show business. 11 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,428 We're the chiropractors of the entertainment industry. 12 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,930 Not tonight, though. 13 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,308 Thank goodness. 14 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:03,146 You know, I've been doing magic a long time 15 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,399 and I've learned there are two kinds of people who come to a magic show. 16 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,360 First group of people, people who like magic. 17 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,987 They like the way it makes them feel, 18 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,115 they don't wanna know the secrets, they just want to experience wonder. 19 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,367 I call them magic lovers. Any here? 20 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,165 Thanks for coming. 21 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,959 The second group of people 22 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,171 are the people the first group brought with them. 23 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:33,176 The plus-ones. 24 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,013 Plus-ones, they don't like magic. 25 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,307 They don't like watching it. 26 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,476 They don't like the way it makes them feel. 27 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,187 It irritates them. 28 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,817 They think they need to know the secret if they're gonna move on with their life. 29 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,485 Where's my plus-ones at? You here? 30 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,320 Wow. 31 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,489 Thank you for coming. 32 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:55,782 Right up front. Great. 33 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,700 Thanks for-- No, thank you. 34 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,119 You should know, plus-ones, 35 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,163 I know you think you wanna know the secret, but you don't. 36 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,581 Think of it this way. 37 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,417 Magic is like hot dogs. 38 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,552 The more you know, the harder it is to swallow. 39 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:20,181 Remember the day you found out how hot dogs were made? 40 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,933 Sad day. 41 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:22,851 Same with magic. 42 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,018 And to prove my point, 43 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,646 I'm gonna do something you don't see at a magic show. 44 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:30,441 I'm gonna show you a trick and then I'm gonna tell you how I do it. 45 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,610 All right? Just so you can feel how that feels. 46 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,695 Sounds fun, right? 47 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:35,989 I have a box. 48 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,074 I put something in this box earlier tonight. 49 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,827 It'll be important in a second, so take note of the box. 50 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,454 What's in the box? 51 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,790 Uh, I also need somebody to help me out. 52 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,084 So I'm gonna toss this Frisbee out. Heads up. 53 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,129 If you catch it, stand up. 54 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,922 Hello. 55 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,799 You robbed that guy of that Frisbee. 56 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,217 He wanted it. 57 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,094 How are you? 58 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,430 -So excited! -You're so excited? 59 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,600 We're gonna hand you a microphone so we can hear that excitement. 60 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,144 -Here we go. Hi. -Hello. 61 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,062 -What's your name? -Larissa. 62 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,689 -Hi, Larissa. Justin. -Hello. 63 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,567 -Nice to meet you. -Can I ask you a personal question? 64 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,403 Okay. Remember your first crush? 65 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,113 -Yes. -Who was it? 66 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,240 -Spencer. -Spencer. Spencer. 67 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,658 What was his last name? 68 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,288 -Do you remember his last name? -No. 69 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,585 -Oh! Yes, I do. -You do? 70 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:31,920 Spencer what? 71 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,463 Kuznia. 72 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,132 How do you-- How do you spell that? 73 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,009 K, U, Z, N, I, A. 74 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,261 -K, U, Z, N, I, A. -Correct. 75 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,222 -Spencer Kuznia. -Correct. 76 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,182 Great. Who are you here with tonight? 77 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,309 Not Spencer. 78 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,936 Not Spencer, okay. 79 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,024 Larissa, is there any way I could've known about Spencer Kuznia? 80 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,442 -No. -Take a seat. 81 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:55,860 You'll enjoy this. 82 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,864 Ladies and gentlemen, first trick of the special. 83 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,865 It better be good. 84 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,200 That is why tonight 85 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,535 we have a very special guest with us. 86 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,621 Oh! 87 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,416 Please welcome to the stage 88 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,961 Spencer Kuznia, everybody! 89 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,423 That would've been fun. Wouldn't that have been fun? 90 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,012 Not for Larissa. 91 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,473 Uh… 92 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:27,684 Spencer's not here. 93 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,560 Don't worry. Phew. 94 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:30,979 The box is here, though. 95 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,106 "What's in the box?" 96 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,942 It's not Spencer's head, okay? 97 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,611 That would be a great way to start the show. 98 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,862 I'm just sayin'. 99 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,908 Inside the box before the show, I placed a prediction. 100 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,159 A piece of paper. 101 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:49,414 On that piece of paper I wrote down a name I couldn't have known before the show. 102 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,499 Yet here we are. 103 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:55,169 One sheet of paper that happens to say Spencer Kuznia. 104 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:03,720 I mean… 105 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,020 I'll give that to him to burn. 106 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:17,191 Now, um, that's what the magic lovers came to see. 107 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,528 I know. I could feel it. The plus-ones are irritated right now. 108 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,612 Um… 109 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:27,327 Wheels are turning. They're like, "Ah! It happened already! Ah, magic!" 110 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,369 I'm gonna do something-- 111 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,872 I'm gonna do something magicians don't normally like. 112 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,583 Uh, if there's a plus-one here who has a theory 113 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,501 as to how I got Spencer Kuznia out of the box, 114 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,961 throw your hand up in the air. 115 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,088 -You got a theory? -Why not? 116 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,424 White-hat guy? Stand up. We're gonna give you a mic. 117 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,842 Here's what I'm gonna do. 118 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:43,968 What's your name? 119 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,262 -Nick. -Nick. I'm gonna let you take a guess. 120 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,349 If you guess correctly how I got Spencer out of the box, I'll tell you. 121 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,225 -How'd I do it? -There's a printer in there. 122 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,229 Connected to, like, Wi-Fi. 123 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,400 Sure. 124 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,070 Go, Nick! 125 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,073 You could take his mic back. 126 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,870 That was… That's a good guess. 127 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,291 Okay, uh… 128 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,170 By the applause, I can tell that's what everyone thinks. Um… 129 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,592 Uh, yeah. Uh, there was a printer in the box. 130 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,601 Ta-da! 131 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,311 Thanks for ruining Christmas, Nick. 132 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,190 How's that hot dog taste, huh? 133 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,527 Kinda sad, right? 134 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:45,363 A moment ago, I was this cool magician with supernatural powers. 135 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,907 Now I'm just a regular dude with a little printer. 136 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,993 You paid to see a guy print stuff. 137 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,957 Could've done that at work for free. 138 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,710 Now we're all sad. Okay. 139 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:02,171 You know? I'm not gonna reveal any more secrets. 140 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,591 Here's what I ask. Tonight, let's not be two kinds of people. 141 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,927 There's enough out there in the world to divide us. 142 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,138 Magic should not be one of those things. 143 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:14,725 Tonight, let's let magic bring us together. 144 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,397 All right. 145 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,027 Let's start the show. 146 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,513 How you doin' now, Nick? You okay? 147 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:59,103 Oh man. Let me tell you a little bit about me. 148 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:03,024 Uh, I'm married. We have two kids. We've got a daughter Rosie. She's two. 149 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:07,695 Super cute. Our son Jack is six. I love being a dad. I do. I love it. 150 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:10,239 I like to think it's the most important job I'll ever have 151 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,825 and I can say that because I am a magician. 152 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,749 One of the perks. 153 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,586 Sometimes I get to combine being a magician and being a dad. 154 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,296 Love it when that happens. 155 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,716 Uh, one day my son asked me what inflation was. 156 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,676 Eh? Smart kid. 157 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,679 I know a lot of money tricks so I had the perfect trick 158 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,224 to explain to him the concept of inflation. 159 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,851 Does anybody have a, like, a $1 bill? 160 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:42,772 -I have a $2 bill. -You have a $2 bill? All right. 161 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,485 You must be a fun aunt. I can tell. 162 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,030 Right here. Hello. 163 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:52,156 -Hello. -Your name? 164 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,074 Lauren. 165 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:56,327 Lauren, thank you for being one of the few people around you to even reach 166 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,371 and check if you have a $1 bill. 167 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,164 Can you hand me Lauren's $1 bill there? 168 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,709 Thank you, Lauren. Appreciate it. 169 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,255 Oh, it's… it's been-- it's been in circulation for a little while. 170 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:12,260 Okay. So, uh, here's how I broke it down for Jack. 171 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,388 I said, "Hey, buddy." 172 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,311 "You can't buy a lot for a dollar these days." 173 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,022 "You can't even buy a can of Coke, which is crazy." 174 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,442 "But 100 years ago, you could buy a lot for a dollar." 175 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:32,655 "Can of Coke was only 5¢. A dollar would buy you an entire case." 176 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,825 "And that's back when it was the original recipe, by the way." 177 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,543 "The good stuff." 178 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,547 "Today that costs much more." Uh… 179 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:57,263 "In fact, 100 years ago, what only cost $1 today to buy that very same thing, 180 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,640 you might end up spending as much 181 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,475 as 182 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,646 $20." 183 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,526 Yeah. 184 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:21,078 And I said, "That is what inflation is." And he got it. Thank you. 185 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,580 Thank you. 186 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,878 Oh. 187 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,172 Could've been you. 188 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,801 Could've been you. You gotta reach. 189 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,927 I got a hundo. 190 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,016 You have a hundo? 191 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,145 I'll figure somethin' out. Okay. 192 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:53,027 Bless you. All right. So he wants to see it again. Um… 193 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,324 -What's your name? Andy. -Andy. 194 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,993 Let's do a little follow-up lesson for Andy. 195 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,841 "Hey, buddy." 196 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,679 "Watch your $100 bill." 197 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:24,058 "Watch it close, you sweet, trusting man." 198 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,936 "Watch as that $100 bill 199 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,604 slowly 200 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,439 transforms itself 201 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,859 all the way into…" Oh boy. 202 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,418 And that is what a recession is. 203 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,296 Thank you, Andy. Thank you. 204 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,386 Thank you for coming. 205 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,974 Moving on. 206 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,479 Thank you guys for not being on your phones. 207 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,066 It feels good to not be on the phone. I use my phone too much. 208 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,860 Uh, I checked my screen time once. 209 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,363 Bad idea. It said my daily average was 27 hours. 210 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:24,368 However, I have recently come up with a solution to the screen-time problem. 211 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,746 Anybody else uses their phone more than they want? Yeah? 212 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,874 -What kind of phone you use? -Uh… 213 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,208 New iPhone. The 16. 214 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:35,379 Sixteen? The new one. Yeah, those are-- They're designed to be addictive. 215 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,257 How about you? You use your phone too much? 216 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,258 What's your name? 217 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,509 -Rachel. -Rachel. 218 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,470 I'll help you with your screen-time problem. 219 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,014 Come-- Give it up for Rachel. 220 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:49,101 Rachel, bring your phone. We'll put a microphone on you. 221 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,108 Rachel, everybody. 222 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,822 -You wanna stand right here? -Okay. 223 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,742 How's it going? Thanks for coming. Who you here with? 224 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,953 Nick, the guy who knew you had a printer. 225 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,625 How long you guys been together? 226 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,293 Almost 20 years. 227 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,628 -Wow, okay. -Yeah. 228 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,213 Wow. 229 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,675 Twenty years of mansplaining. That's, um… 230 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,679 -Give this woman a medal. -Thank you. 231 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,473 Where are you from? Don't tell me, actually. 232 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,059 Don't tell me. What's your ZIP code where you're from? 233 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,435 55016. 234 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,521 -Uh… oh, 55016… -Yeah. 235 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,314 …is Cottage Grove, Minnesota. 236 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,900 -Yeah! -Yeah, right, I've been there. 237 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:40,986 Let me… 238 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,447 I'll do one better. 239 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,992 Uh, four blocks from your house there's a Starbucks. 240 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,411 Yeah, okay. 241 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,293 You use your phone a lot? Can I see it? 242 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,920 -Mm-hm. -Okay. 243 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,966 Wow. It's not too old. This is good. You got a Target notification. 244 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,217 -Can I swipe? -Yeah. 245 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,844 Look at that. Where is this? 246 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,972 -Can we see that… -Uh, that's Tybee Island in Georgia. 247 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,932 Beautiful photo. Great. 248 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,727 Let's see what your screen time is here. Let's see. Screen time is… 249 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:18,649 There we go. Your daily average, four hours and thirty-four minutes. 250 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,484 Whoo! 251 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,194 Oh, that's impressive? 252 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,283 That's a part-time job. Guys. 253 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,744 Rachel, what are you doing on your phone? 254 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:35,541 Well, lately I thought my dog was dying, so I was researching a lot of stuff. 255 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,042 But… 256 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,837 But? But… 257 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,716 Today the vet said that maybe she just fractured her hip. 258 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,843 Yay! 259 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,515 That's great news. 260 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,853 But I'm a nurse, so I always assume the worst. 261 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,438 -That's your job. -Yeah. 262 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,940 So then I was, like, googling a lot of stuff. 263 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,359 -I see. That's why your screen time's up. -Yeah. 264 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,153 I'll help you with your screen-time problem. 265 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,779 -Okay. -But first, let's play a game. 266 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,739 Okay. 267 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,241 -Can I take the phone out? Okay. -Yeah. 268 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,036 Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to the case. Um… 269 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,247 We're gonna play a game called Where's My Phone? 270 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,875 -Oh… -You ever play Where's My Phone? 271 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,794 -No. -Okay, well, you… 272 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,380 You will as you get older. Uh, here's how it goes. 273 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,675 We take Rachel's phone. It goes inside of an envelope here. 274 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,385 So we can't see it. And I'm gonna seal it. 275 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,971 So that we-- So that we can't… 276 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,225 "Tamper-proof"? Okay. 277 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,353 So it's in there, but we can't see it. 278 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,854 -You gotta keep an eye on it. -Okay. 279 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,356 Rachel, where's your phone? 280 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,732 -It's there. -You're doing great. 281 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,609 Here's where it gets tricky. 282 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:47,196 I have, uh, another phone. Now, this is an old, broken iPhone 8. 283 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,074 -It is, uh, it's been smashed. Long story. -Oh… 284 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,661 But if I put this old, broken phone into an identical envelope, Rachel, 285 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,580 what's fun is that they look kind of similar, right? 286 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,541 So this is not your phone, okay? That is your phone. 287 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,251 -Okay. -Don't let me confuse you. 288 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,547 We paying attention? 289 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,632 No, I wasn't. 290 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,635 Do you know where your phone is? 291 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,678 Left or right? 292 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,389 -I don't, to be honest. -It's on the left. 293 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,432 In front of a crowd, I'm a little overwhelmed. 294 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,350 Focus. Focus. 295 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,019 This is the easy part of the game, to build your confidence, 296 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,145 and it's not going well. 297 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,063 So, Rachel… 298 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,608 -…this is the part-- -I thought my dog was dying. 299 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,693 I know, I know. 300 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,321 Great, great fodder for a comedy show, I know, but… 301 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,409 Dog's fine. Just a broken hip. We should all be so lucky. 302 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,828 -That's your phone. Keep an eye on it. -Okay. 303 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,497 -There you go. -Where is it? Left or right? 304 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,748 -That one! -Great! Okay. 305 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,584 I have another broken phone already in an envelope. 306 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,213 -Rachel, left, middle-- -That one. 307 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,172 Doing great. 308 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,298 Just one more time. 309 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,760 I have three more broken phones already in an envelope. 310 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,304 Oh God! l-- 311 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,349 You guys were cocky. Clearly. 312 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,398 Someone's been to Vegas. 313 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,068 All right, so, Rachel, you wanna cut the deck? 314 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,570 -Okay… -Just cut. 315 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:13,741 Great. Okay. So, Rachel. So one of these envelopes has your phone. 316 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,701 Five do not. You don't need to guess. 317 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,536 Here's what I want you to do. 318 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,997 Would you number the envelopes one through six? 319 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,749 Using this marker, which is fantastic? 320 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,083 Um… 321 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253 -Okay. -Calm down. 322 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,008 One, two, three, four, five, six. Do you play Wordle? 323 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,011 -Yeah, I do. How'd you know? -Bleh… 324 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,057 Same way I knew about the Starbucks. Uh… 325 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,770 Here. 326 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,069 -Wordle drives my screen time up, so I-- -I know. Me too. 327 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,863 I have a-- I have a phone-free Wordle version. 328 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,657 This is low-tech, so it doesn't bring up your screen time. 329 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,159 Here, uh, you toss me? 330 00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,329 Fantastic. Everybody here think of a five-letter word, okay? 331 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,122 Think of a five-letter word. I'm gonna 332 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,458 throw this out to a random… 333 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,709 Oh, wow. 334 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,628 Nice catch. Stand up. 335 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,422 -What's your name? -Uh, César. 336 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,800 Thinking of a five-letter word? 337 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,343 I'm gonna try to guess it. 338 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,720 Was it "magic"? 339 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,182 Okay, sit down. You can sit down. 340 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:25,104 I was thinking, he's at a magic show. It would've been easy at a magic show. 341 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,022 Okay, but not César. All right! 342 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,690 Just killin' time. All right, here we go. 343 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,234 Uh, Rachel, 344 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,903 great font. Look at this. 345 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,905 Six, five, four, three, two, one. 346 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,617 So, listen, one of these envelopes had your phone, five of them do not. 347 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,829 We're not gonna rely on statistics and odds. 348 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,790 We are gonna rely on your luck. Do you have good luck? 349 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,918 -Usually not. -Well, okay, well… 350 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,211 See if we can turn that around. 351 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,963 I have a luck detector. A six-sided die. 352 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,632 One, two, three, four, five, six. Come closer. 353 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,843 -Okay. -Warm that up in your hands. 354 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,428 Rachel, you're gonna roll the die 355 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,182 inside this bottle so it doesn't go all over the place. 356 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,601 -Pop it in there. -Okay. 357 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,646 There. 358 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,649 You're gonna give the die a shake. Whatever number you roll, you say it. 359 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,277 -So three… -Oh. 360 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,653 …two. But just roll it once. 361 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,322 Be gentle. Don't break the bottle. Little shakes. 362 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,491 She's gonna love this game. 363 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,409 Five. 364 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,119 Five. Okay. 365 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,164 -Okay. -What? 366 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,376 Oh God! 367 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,593 Oh wait. Did I not mention the hammer? I apologize. 368 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,014 Sorry. The hammer's the original handheld device, 369 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,682 if you think about it. Uh… 370 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,851 Irony. 371 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,104 "Irony." César, was the Wordle "irony"? 372 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,690 Okay, fine. 373 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,276 Don't be a jerk about it. Uh… 374 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,529 What's gonna happen. 375 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,449 We're gonna keep rolling and smashing until there's one envelope left. 376 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,410 And, Rachel, if the last envelope has your phone, 377 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,287 you win. 378 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,539 I'm scared. 379 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,750 It's a Game of Phones. Shake it. 380 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,754 -Four. -Four. 381 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,468 Kids, try this at home! 382 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,431 Roll again. One, two, three, or six. 383 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,600 -Two. -Two. Okay. 384 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,066 The envelopes are padded. Don't worry. 385 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,655 Roll again. One, three, or six. One, three, or six. Gentle, gentle. 386 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,074 -Okay, two. -One, three, or six. 387 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,450 -Six. -Six. 388 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,370 Oh, wow. 389 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,163 That one sounded different. 390 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,502 It's cool. We're left with one or three. 391 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,212 One or three, Rachel. 392 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,296 Two. 393 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,300 Two. Two. 394 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,513 -Four. One. -This is statistically unlikely. 395 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,807 -What? -I got one. 396 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,689 -Should I roll again? -No. 397 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,942 I mean, I could. 398 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,194 You were right. You are not a very lucky person. 399 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,988 Um… 400 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,906 It's cool. Uh… 401 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,909 You do this one. You do this one. 402 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,328 -I don't want to. -It's cathartic. 403 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,289 You really deserve it. You deserve it. 404 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,125 Come on. Really… 405 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,796 'Kay. Good. Oh, one more. 406 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,887 Hey, funny story. Um… 407 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,932 Do you guys wanna know how I got all these broken phones? 408 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,526 I'll tell you later. 409 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,825 -Rachel, um, listen. -Yeah? 410 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,203 You can open up envelope number three… 411 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,663 -Okay. -And-- 412 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,459 And we can all see what's inside right now. 413 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:20,589 Or you can keep that envelope sealed till you get home tonight. 414 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,883 Open it up now 415 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,385 or live in the moment till this evening. 416 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,845 Wait, okay. 417 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,555 What if I gave you $100? 418 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,935 I have cash on me at the moment. Um… 419 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,484 It's a different bill. What do you wanna do? Now or later? 420 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:43,695 I mean, I might as well do now and show the audience. 421 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,281 Okay. Open it up, Rachel. 422 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,159 Reach in, make the screen light up. 423 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,369 Show us that island. 424 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,209 You did it! 425 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,628 Um, Rachel. 426 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,963 I promised you I'd help you with your screen time. 427 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,715 -Yeah. -So, uh, here. 428 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,552 Would you have, uh… Nick's his name, right? 429 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,222 -Yeah. -Would-- would you call her phone? 430 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,975 Yeah. Get ready. 431 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,852 Call her when I say "go." 432 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,022 Okay? 433 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,233 I'm gonna let you have this bottle. 434 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,818 Can I borrow your phone? 435 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,493 -Whoa! -You call it? 436 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,287 Call her up. Go, go, go. 437 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,998 -Calling. -Calling? Calling? 438 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,709 -Call from… Call from Nick. -Call from Nick. 439 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,545 What? 440 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,563 Screen time is no longer an issue for Rachel. 441 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:00,939 Rachel, everybody! 442 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,233 That's for you. Thank you so much. 443 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:04,860 -Thank you. -Nice meeting you. 444 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,278 Careful here. 445 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,029 Careful here. 446 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,533 Livin' in the moment. 447 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,828 Moving on. 448 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:19,249 My son recently asked me when he's allowed to get an iPhone. 449 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,376 And he's six. I mean… 450 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:25,964 I said, "Jack, you can get an iPhone when you're as old as I was 451 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,424 when I got an iPhone." 452 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,220 Which was 27. Uh… 453 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,389 'Cause when I was six, I did not get an iPhone. 454 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,016 I got something quite different. 455 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,185 When I turned six, I got one of these. 456 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,312 A Rubik's Cube. 457 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,564 Yeah. 458 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,776 Best-selling toy of all time. 459 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,320 Can you believe that? 460 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,822 Blew my mind 'cause I hated this thing. I hated it. 461 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,282 It is very similar to an iPhone. 462 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:54,618 It also wastes your time, makes you feel bad. 463 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,994 It's very similar. 464 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,289 I got a Rubik's Cube when I was six and, uh, 465 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,208 that was before the internet 466 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,377 and before YouTube, so I couldn't look up how to solve it. 467 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,213 It was just me in my room. 468 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,215 Justin versus Cube. 469 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,218 I started out going like this. Just… 470 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,928 "I did it." 471 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:18,266 But eventually, I would get cocky and I would take this thing 472 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,853 and I would scramble it up and I would not be able to solve it. 473 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,730 It was extremely frustrating. 474 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:27,275 I didn't have the attention span for it, so I would throw it in the trash. 475 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,529 I didn't want my parents to know, so I'd lie and tell them I lost it. 476 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,740 I was like, "Oh I'm so sad. I just solved it too!" 477 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,536 And my mom, being the awesome mom that she was, 478 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,038 would feel bad and she'd buy me another one. 479 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,706 Again and again. 480 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,042 That's why it's the best-selling toy of all time. 481 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,711 That's my theory. 482 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,213 Then I became a magician. 483 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,756 When you're a magician, 484 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,050 you don't need to know how to solve a Rubik's Cube. 485 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,469 All you need is a paper bag, 486 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,096 a mixed-up cube… 487 00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,307 and boom. 488 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,059 Oh yeah. 489 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,814 You need a second cube as well. 490 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,024 You also need a second cube. 491 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,860 Anyone, like me, never been able to solve a Rubik's Cube? 492 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,153 Always wanted to learn? 493 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:13,780 Oh, wow. 494 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,616 Hat guy. Stand up. 495 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,661 -What's your-- what's your name? -Kyle. 496 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,162 -How's it goin'? -Fantastic. 497 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,081 -You can't solve a Rubik's Cube? -No. 498 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,458 Let's talk. Come up here. They'll put a microphone on you. 499 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,876 Kyle, everybody! 500 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,961 Whoo! 501 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,639 Hello, Kyle. 502 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,891 -How's it going? -Fantastic. 503 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,101 Justin. 504 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,603 -Good to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 505 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:45,937 -Thanks for coming. -Absolutely. 506 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,105 Who you here with? 507 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,898 I got my wife and my daughter. 508 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,859 Oh wow. It's a family affair. Hi. 509 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,903 Kyle, where are you from? Well, what's your ZIP code? 510 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:58,867 Lemme think.55092. 511 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,871 55092. You are from Wyoming, Minnesota. 512 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:03,997 -You got it. -Yeah! 513 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,082 You got it. 514 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,626 Let me… 515 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,172 Four blocks from your house… 516 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,258 there's no Starbucks. 517 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,094 No, there isn't. 518 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,513 Little more rural. All right. 519 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,390 Kyle, what do you do for a living? 520 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,143 Uh, I own a small business. 521 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,270 Tree-service work. 522 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,022 -Oh, fantastic. -Yes. 523 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,027 -Hey, hey. Right. -Wow. 524 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,904 Only in Minnesota. 525 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,699 Everyone's like, "Thank you for your service, Kyle." 526 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,203 There are so many trees. 527 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,705 It's a hard job, I bet. 528 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,166 -Can be. -What do you do to 'em? 529 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,250 Uh… 530 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,128 -Get rid of 'em. -Okay. 531 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:57,342 -The opposite of conservation. -Yes. Yes. 532 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,719 -You're a tree exterminator. -That's right. 533 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,554 For people-- For residential? 534 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:04,724 Actually, I only do stump grinding. 535 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,186 Work with tree-service companies and I do all their stumps. 536 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,729 -So you're a stump grinder. -Yes. 537 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:12,107 -And what does that entail? -Uh, grinding the stump. 538 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,191 Yeah. 539 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:18,905 Sorry. 540 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,949 You ever bring your work home with you? 541 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,703 -Actually, yeah. -You do? 542 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,705 Yeah, the stump grinding's come home with me. 543 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,081 -The grindings? -Yes. 544 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,124 What do you do with 'em? 545 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,794 Well, I dump 'em, and I'm making a wall at my house with it. 546 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,511 -Your wife is proud. -Yeah. Yeah. 547 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,723 -But you can't solve one of these. -No. 548 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:48,059 What if I told you that you will solve that Rubik's Cube tonight 549 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,312 in front of a thousand people in under a minute? 550 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,315 -Whoo! -Let's go. 551 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,902 -Can't be harder than grinding a stump. -Yeah. 552 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,028 Go ahead and mix it up. 553 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,906 You know how to do that. Look at that. 554 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,074 Yeah, look at me go. 555 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,703 Uh, Kyle, do you know how many Rubik's Cube combinations are possible? 556 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,164 -Nope. -Guess. 557 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,377 12,807. 558 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,591 I know-- I know someone who knows. 559 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,430 Hey, Siri. 560 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,391 How many Rubik's Cube combinations are there? 561 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,395 A Rubik's Cube has 43 quintillion different possible configuations. 562 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:33,813 Quintillion. 563 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,566 You were so close. 564 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,363 -Forty-three quintillion. -Yeah. 565 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,449 -You ever heard of that? That's a number. -I know. 566 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,159 It's such a big number. 567 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:48,077 Let me give you context. 568 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:53,416 Hey, Siri. How many grains of sand are on planet Earth? 569 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,588 There are an estimated seven quintillion grains of sand on Earth. 570 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,089 Wow. 571 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,133 Wow. 572 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,594 Take that in for a second. 573 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,095 Wow. 574 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:10,892 You've got questions. I've got questions. First off, who counts the sand? 575 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,608 That job sucks. 576 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,905 You're havin' a hard day, be glad you're not a sand counter, okay? 577 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,658 I bet they also bring their work home with them. 578 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,243 Yeah. 579 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,913 In their shoes. 580 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,082 In their shoes. 581 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,253 Shoes. Shoes. Was the Wordle "shoes"? 582 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,130 Okay. Uh… 583 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:45,176 Listen, the reason I tell you all this information is so you know 584 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,886 that the cube you just mixed up 585 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,389 may be the only cube that's ever existed like that. 586 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:52,267 The odds of there being another cube that looks exactly like that one 587 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,519 are 1 in 43 quintillion. 588 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,646 -Impossible, right? -Impossible. 589 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,274 Don't move. 590 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,318 Oh… 591 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,655 Don't move. 592 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,203 No way. 593 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,248 Dude. 594 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,166 Whoo! 595 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,641 Wow. 596 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,726 Bro. 597 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,770 Bro. 598 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,480 Throw it. 599 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:41,566 Here, here. 600 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,359 Wow. 601 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:45,945 That's not even why you came up here. 602 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,156 -You came up here to solve a Rubik's Cube. -Yeah. 603 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:49,908 Nothing's impossible. 604 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,576 -Kyle, stand next to me. -'Kay. 605 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,536 Kyle, here's the thing. 606 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,788 You can look up how to solve a Rubik's Cube. Anybody can. 607 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,665 It's on YouTube. There's tutorials. 608 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,752 They're taught by children, so it's a little humbling. Uh… 609 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:01,711 They're so good. 610 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,922 Their little fingers are just movin' so quick 611 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,673 and they're trying to focus on speed. 612 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,133 We're not gonna do that. 613 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:10,053 Kyle, for a guy like us… How old are we? 614 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,387 -Thirty-seven. -Right. 615 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,308 Instead, Kyle, you're gonna take it 616 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,477 and you're gonna twist it behind your back like this. 617 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,478 -Okay. -Okay. 618 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,521 You're not gonna try to solve it in your hands. 619 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,607 You're gonna solve it with your imagination. 620 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,067 Okay. 621 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,569 -Face forward. -Yup. 622 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,988 -Do you have a good imagination? -Excellent. 623 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,782 -Okay, good. -Yes. 624 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:32,742 Let's find out. 625 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,328 Here, behind the back. 626 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,622 Just practice nice and slow. Nice and slow. 627 00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,958 What're you thinkin' about? 628 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,673 Thinkin' about my wife right now, actually. 629 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,300 She's so proud. 630 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,551 She's… 631 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,182 Stop, stop, stop. 632 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,310 All right. Don't think about your wife. No offense, but… 633 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,312 -That wouldn't work. -The stakes are too high. 634 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,773 -Okay. -Okay? Don't think about your wife. 635 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:04,941 Don't think about me. 636 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:08,361 Don't think about the thousand people here judging you. 637 00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:11,322 Don't think about the millions more at home. 638 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:14,075 Think about colors. Think about colors. 639 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:17,996 I'm gonna say a color, think of things that are that color, okay? 640 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,539 All right, face the people. 641 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,792 Behind the back. 642 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:25,003 All right, just twist. 643 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,046 Twist. Just think of orange things. 644 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,799 -What's orange, Kyle? -Pumpkin. 645 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,093 All right, good. Good. 646 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:35,930 You see? See? Pumpkins. Maybe there's pumpkins. 647 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,057 Are they in the wild or are they at a store? 648 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,893 -Both. -Y-- 649 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,228 All right. 650 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:44,564 We're standing on the edge of a pumpkin… 651 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,191 We're at a farmer's market. It's a wild store. 652 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,317 -Okay. -Pumpkins. 653 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,445 Big pumpkins, little pumpkins, medium pumpkins. 654 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,321 Wonderful. Pumpkins. Doing great with orange. 655 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,781 Yellow. What's yellow? 656 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:55,491 School bus. 657 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,953 Okay, we're-- We left the farmer's market. We are at… 658 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:03,583 We're at a school. We're just-- We're at the corner, it's school bus time. 659 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,834 The school bus pulls up. 660 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:07,295 It's dropping off the kids. A beautiful, yellow school bus. 661 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,005 Yellow. You're marveling at the yellow. 662 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,131 Blue. What's blue? 663 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,466 The sky. 664 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:15,595 Okay, we're looking up at the sky, ignoring the school bus. 665 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,263 We're looking at the beautiful blue sky. 666 00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:19,432 It's beautiful. It's blue. Green. 667 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,810 -Trees. Leaves. -Great! Leaves. 668 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,395 All right. So, you're at work. 669 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:25,855 You're at work. 670 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,484 That's fine. You're marveling at the beautiful trees 671 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,695 that you are gonna just disintegrate with your machine. 672 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,157 You're gonna pulverize them into nothingness. 673 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,742 Red. What's red? 674 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:41,913 Balloons. 675 00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:44,791 Okay. 676 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,585 We're at your retirement party. 677 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,589 You did a good job of pulverizing roots. 678 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:53,966 Beautiful red balloons. 679 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:54,967 Now white things. 680 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,094 What's white? 681 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,304 Wedding dress. 682 00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,348 Oh wow, okay. If… 683 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:06,354 Well, you're renewing your vows 'cause your wife is so proud of you. 684 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:11,901 She's so proud of how good you were with your colors and your imagination. 685 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,905 You were such a good boy thinking of things that were every color. 686 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,990 You were so good that you know what you just did? 687 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,326 For a brief second, you forgot about the cube. 688 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,619 -You forgot about me. -I did. 689 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,037 You forgot about them. 690 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,250 When you feel like it's time to stop, just freeze. 691 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,335 Uh? 692 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,838 Show them what you did. 693 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,007 Wow. 694 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,346 That was you. 695 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:44,809 That's awesome. 696 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,228 So nice to meet you. 697 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,063 -That's a souvenir. -Thank you. 698 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,022 Kyle! 699 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:54,986 Man. 700 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,160 Um… 701 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,705 That's the power of the imagination right there. 702 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:07,957 Power. 703 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,208 Was the Wordle "power"? 704 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:12,879 Screw you. 705 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,425 Uh, hey, does anybody happen to have 706 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,136 a, uh, $1 bill that I can borrow for a trick? 707 00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:22,263 One-dollar bill? Oh, hello. Hey! 708 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,933 Have we met? Uh… 709 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,810 -What's your name, sir? -Andy. 710 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,772 Andy, you happen to have-- Hi, hi. You happen to have… Yeah. Ooh… 711 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,026 I didn't know if you were… 712 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,237 …gonna pull me down there, uh… 713 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,116 Thank you for givin' this-- What do you got to lose? 714 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,793 "Hey, buddy." 715 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,844 Andy, you know the phrase "fool me once"? 716 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,478 "Fool me twice"? 717 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,356 Now, Andy, don't worry. 718 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,401 Andy. Watch close. 719 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:22,573 I'm not only going to restore that $1 bill back into one piece, 720 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:27,328 but I'm going to transform it all the way into… 721 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,579 Wait. 722 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:38,089 What was once worth something is now worth nothing. 723 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,634 And that's how NFTs work. 724 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,387 Thank you. 725 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,680 Thank you. 726 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,480 Uh… 727 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,566 Movin' on. 728 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,444 What's your ZIP code, by the way? 729 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,613 55330. 730 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,573 55330? 731 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,826 Uh, Elk River, Minnesota. 732 00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:08,452 Whoo! 733 00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,081 Four blocks from your house… Uh… 734 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,959 -Two blocks. -No, there's two of them. 735 00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:16,544 There's two Starbucks? 736 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,254 I've been there. 737 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,800 I haven't, actually. Let me tell you what's goin' on. 738 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:26,762 When I was 12, I spent one summer memorizing every ZIP code in America. 739 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,974 I don't wanna say I was unpopular, um… 740 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:32,351 I had a lot of free time on my hands. 741 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,395 This was before the internet. This is what we did. 742 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,439 I got a gift when I was 12. 743 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,317 I'll never forget it. I was gifted the, uh, 744 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,610 ZIP Code Directory. 745 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:46,782 Yeah. That's how I learned there are 46,000 ZIP codes in America. 746 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:50,244 This book, not a fun read. 747 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,621 Audiobook even worse. 748 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,249 Let's see if I still got it. 749 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,085 Uh, if you've got a good ZIP code… Let's venture outside of Minnesota. 750 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:02,173 Put your hand up in the air, I'll try to tell you where you're from. 751 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,134 Balcony, hello. 752 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,469 Black sweater. 753 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,511 Stand up. 754 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,472 -What's your name? -Angela. 755 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:12,892 -Angela, what's your ZIP code? -45251. 756 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,936 45251 is Cincinnati, Ohio. 757 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,271 What's up? All right. 758 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:19,690 Yeah. 759 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,151 Hello. Hi. 760 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,486 Hi. 546-- 761 00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:24,695 What's your name? 762 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,823 -Rachel. -What happened to the niceties? 763 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,367 -What's your name? -Rachel. 764 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,536 -Hi. What's your ZIP code? -54601. 765 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,206 54601. 54601. 766 00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:36,707 -That La Crosse, Wisconsin? -It is. 767 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,209 Fantastic. 768 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:39,752 You know what? 769 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,170 Hold on. 770 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,589 I know what the plus-ones are thinkin'. 771 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,341 Let me take this microphone off my head. 772 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:46,467 Okay. 773 00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,179 I'm gonna switch to this one. 774 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,306 Um, hey, Nick? 775 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,643 Do me favor? Would you check my ears? 776 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:59,063 Make sure there's no tiny Wi-Fi printers in there? 777 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:02,441 You can stick your fingers in there. No one's talkin' to me like a news anchor? 778 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,277 -Mic's off. -Do you wanna give me a wet willy? 779 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,570 -Nah. -You're sure? 780 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,240 -Take your word. Yeah. -'Kay, what's your ZIP code? 781 00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,325 Uh, I live with her. You already got-- 782 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,827 Oh yeah, I did. 783 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,746 -55016, I believe. -Yeah. 784 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,706 Yeah, what's up? Okay. 785 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:21,085 If you've got a good ZIP code, I'll try to tell you where you're from. 786 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:24,004 We'll go over here. Hello. How you doing? What's yours? 787 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,798 33323. 788 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,592 Oh, 33323 is Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 789 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,970 -That's correct. -That's what's up. Okay. 790 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,640 Hello, hello. How you doing? Where you from? 791 00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:36,267 Hastings, Florida. 792 00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:38,894 No-- 793 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,646 The ZIP. 794 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,984 I didn't specify. 795 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,612 My brain works ZIP code first, then the… 796 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,701 Who's got a good one here? 797 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,202 Yeah, just the number. 798 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,495 54481. 799 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,415 Uh, 54481? That is Stevens Point, Wisconsin. 800 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,125 -Yes. -Yes. Yes. 801 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,835 Hello, you're wearing gloves. 802 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:06,046 That looks classy. Thank you. What's your ZIP code? 803 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,425 -55434. -55434. 804 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:12,052 -That's Minneapolis, Minnesota. -Yes. 805 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,804 -Blaine area. Blaine? -Yes. 806 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,140 Okay, thanks for wearing gloves. 807 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,603 Hi. You could speak at a normal voice. What you got? 808 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:25,816 -55011. -Uh, 55011 is Cedar. 809 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,485 -Yeah. -Minnesota. There we go. 810 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,904 We could venture out of Minnesota. Try to stump me. 811 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,530 Uh, 19128. 812 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,698 Pennsylvania. 813 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:34,992 19128 is Philadelphia, PA. 814 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:37,286 Whoo! All right, come on. What's yours? 815 00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,288 54703. 816 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:42,917 54703 is Eau Claire, Wisconsin. 817 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,419 -Yes. You… -I pronounced it right. Come on. 818 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,546 -What do you got? -49230. 819 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:53,093 Uh, 49230. 4923-- That is Brooklyn, Michigan. 820 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,345 -Yes. -I know where that is. 821 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,097 On the mitten. Here we go. Uh, hey, you. Hey. Hello. 822 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,517 54016. 823 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,937 54016. Hudson, Wisconsin? 824 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,772 -Yes! -Yes! 825 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,399 Let's go to the lobby. Here we go. 826 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,693 Thank you. Hello. Come with me to the lobby. 827 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:13,113 Hello. Hello. How's it goin'? What's your ZIP code? 828 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,991 ZIP code? 50701. 829 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:19,161 Thank you. 50701 is Waterloo, Iowa. 830 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:20,788 -It is. -It is. What's up? 831 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,957 And you're holding water-loo. All right. 832 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,292 Here we go. Anybody here? 833 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,294 Nope? Okay. Let's keep it going. 834 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,172 Let's venture out of the region. Let's go on a trip. What do you got? 835 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,924 -74055. -Thank you. 836 00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:35,052 74055 is, uh, "Wassa…" 837 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:36,804 Owasso, Oklahoma. 838 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,556 -Yes. -Owasso, Oklahoma. 839 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:39,890 That's a hard one to say. 840 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,350 Yes, okay. 841 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:43,519 Okay, here we go. What do you got? 842 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,979 63124. 843 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,232 Oh, St. Louis, Missouri. What's up? Did we go to high school together? 844 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:50,526 -Ladue Horton Watkins? -What year did you graduate? 845 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:52,611 -Ninety-five. -Ninety-five. 846 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,489 Well, I'm 37, so, um… 847 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,661 It's good to see you. 848 00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:01,870 You got one? What's yours? 849 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,747 44720. 850 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,251 Uh, 44720 is North Canton, Ohio. 851 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,003 Not South Canton. Property values. 852 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:10,212 Hello. What do you got? 853 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,589 99701. 854 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,383 Uh, oh! 99701 is Fairbanks, Alaska. 855 00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:16,176 -Right, it is. -There we go! Come on. 856 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,514 All right, who's got a real humdinger? Stand up. 857 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,725 Oh, no pressure. What's yours? 858 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,101 89511. 859 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,729 89511? What is your name? 860 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:28,981 -Tiffany. -Tiffany from Reno, Nevada. 861 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,442 Are you not entertained? 862 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,038 Would everyone who said a ZIP code stand back up for me? 863 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,749 Okay, great. Good. 864 00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:50,085 Hastings, you can stand up too. 865 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,465 Be nice! 866 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,260 Well, you've been through enough. 867 00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,595 You can take a seat. 868 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,058 I'm gonna try to recite your ZIP codes back at ya. 869 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,143 Ooh… 870 00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:08,312 I'll try to do it in the order you gave them to me, so… 871 00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:12,358 Listen for your five digits. When you hear your ZIP code, take a seat. 872 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:13,525 Okay? 873 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,987 Okay, that was a lot. Uh… 874 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,323 Bless you. 875 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,369 We had 876 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:27,414 5… 45251. 877 00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,416 Cincinnati. 878 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:30,793 Oh, up there. 879 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:35,214 Then we had 54601. 880 00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:39,051 Then we had 33323. 881 00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:42,221 Then was Hastings, Florida in the house. 882 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,431 Alright, then we picked up some gas. 883 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,599 We had 54481. 884 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,851 There was 55434. 885 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,854 We had 55011. 886 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,148 There was 19128. 887 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,275 We had 54703. 888 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,362 We had 49230. 889 00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:00,280 54016, 890 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:04,410 50701 out in the lobby there. 891 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:08,288 74055. 63124. 892 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:09,498 44720. 893 00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,125 99701. 894 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,336 And 89511. That's it. 895 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,816 Hey, Andy. Um… 896 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:40,112 If you had to put a dollar amount on how much fun you've had so far… 897 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,657 I bet I know what it'd be. 898 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,784 You've been a good sport. 899 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,703 I have a prize for you, actually. 900 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:52,040 Andy, um, actually I have six potential prizes. 901 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,755 Whatever number you pick, you get that prize. 902 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:58,881 You have a choice to make. 903 00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:00,424 One, two, three, four, five, or six. 904 00:46:00,507 --> 00:46:02,009 Andy, what do you want? 905 00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:02,968 Four. 906 00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:07,097 {\an8}Four? This one right here? Okay. Who are you here with? 907 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,766 -My wife. -Your wife. Hey. 908 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,560 {\an8}Do you wanna ask her what her thoughts are? 909 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:13,979 I don't know. 910 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,107 {\an8}She said, "I don't know, man." 911 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:18,817 I support four. 912 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,986 {\an8}-You support four? -Yeah. 913 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:23,071 {\an8}Okay. Final answer is…? 914 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,114 Four. 915 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,324 Okay. 916 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,289 It's a good one. 917 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:33,957 It's a selfie. 918 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,711 What could be better than that? 919 00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,638 Whoo! 920 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,477 I'm gonna come down there. 921 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:59,525 Andy, we're gonna take a $100 selfie right now. 922 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,944 Come here. Stand next to me here. 923 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:04,196 You wanna take it or you want me to take it? 924 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:05,864 -Either way. -I'm pretty good at it. 925 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:06,824 -Okay. -Are ya? 926 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,950 Yeah, let's see. 927 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,042 -Thank you. -Come here, come here. 928 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,963 Is it okay if I tag DJ Khaled when I post that on Instagram? 929 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,340 Do whatever you wanna do. 930 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:26,885 Um… 931 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,265 -I can't leave it like this. You're sweet. -Thank you. 932 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,642 But these people are gonna get asked tomorrow, 933 00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:35,519 "How was the Justin Willman show?" 934 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,564 And they're gonna say, "It was fun, but he did rob a guy." 935 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,192 It's… That's bad press. 936 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,819 I'll be outside. 937 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,994 Oh. Oh yeah. There's that too. Oy. 938 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,582 And I'd love to see you outside. For another… 939 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:59,209 I'm sure another friendly selfie, um… 940 00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:02,546 I got one more offer for ya. 941 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,423 I have a… 942 00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:05,966 I have my wallet. 943 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,093 Actually, I have both my wallets. 944 00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:09,595 I have two wallets. 945 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:14,391 Andy, one of these wallets has a $100 bill in it. 946 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:17,603 You get to pick one wallet. 947 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,272 You get what's in that wallet. 948 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,442 So do you want this one or this one? 949 00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,528 This one? 950 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:28,864 -You sure? -This one. 951 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,198 You wanna ask your wife? 952 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:33,201 No, you can't be trusted. 953 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,745 -Pick the other one. -Okay. 954 00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:36,413 -It's the other one? -Yeah. 955 00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:38,874 Go with your gut. 956 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,793 Go with your gut? This was your gut. 957 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,462 -Go with your gut. -Safety. 958 00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:44,922 Who the hell are you? 959 00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:53,472 I think he wants to meet you outside. 960 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:56,808 All right, Andy. 961 00:48:57,976 --> 00:49:00,729 Just… I wouldn't want to be you right now, okay? 962 00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:02,773 Fifty-fifty shot. These are good odds. 963 00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,775 The best odds anyone's had all night. 964 00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:08,612 Rachel's odds were one in six and her phone's in a bottle. 965 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,113 Uh, so… 966 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,990 It's a bad example, actually. 967 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,744 Do you wanna go with your gut or your wife's gut? 968 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:19,414 It's up to you. 969 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,792 -I'll go with that one. -You're gonna go with… 970 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,715 Here. Go ahead and open it up. Take a peek up top there. 971 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,636 Show 'em. Hundred bucks. 972 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,723 I'll take that. Yeah. 973 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:38,517 Thank you. 974 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:42,145 -Am I done? Thank you. -Yeah. You're done. 975 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:46,233 Hey, in the future, always trust your wife. 976 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,785 I got lucky. 977 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:03,583 You know, my son stumped me the other day. 978 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,336 He asked me what serendipity was. 979 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,714 He watches a lot of rom-coms. 980 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:13,552 No, I love-- I say serendipity a lot. I love serendipity. 981 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:16,304 I love the concept. I love pointing it out when it happens. 982 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:18,849 But it is a hard concept to explain to a kid. 983 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:21,852 Serendipity is something you have to experience, 984 00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:23,437 I think, to really understand. 985 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,315 And there aren't any magic tricks that explain serendipity, 986 00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:31,361 so I thought tonight we could make one together. 987 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:38,702 In a moment, five people are gonna come on stage 988 00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:41,246 and they are each gonna spin this prize wheel 989 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:45,083 in order to win one of these 12 stuffed animals. 990 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,838 Behold Temu's finest array. 991 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,468 After they win a stuffed animal, 992 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:58,513 they are gonna choose one of these five colorful seats to sit in. 993 00:50:58,597 --> 00:50:59,473 Here's the thing. 994 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:04,019 Um… since this is something I'm trying to use to explain something to my kids, 995 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:08,815 it's only right that the five people who come on stage are kids. 996 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:11,860 Do we have any kids here tonight? 997 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:15,572 Oh, we do. 998 00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:19,826 We're gonna choose our five kids by throwin' out five Frisbees. 999 00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,497 All right, I'm gonna hurl these into the audience. 1000 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:26,500 If you catch it and you're not a kid, give it to the nearest kid. 1001 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,294 That kid should mow your lawn, all right? 1002 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,713 Frisbees comin' out. 1003 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,433 All right. 1004 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,478 Five kids, come on up. 1005 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:48,897 Hold onto those Frisbees. 1006 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:52,609 Wait at the bottom of the stairs. We're gonna put a microphone on you. 1007 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:54,069 Here's the thing. 1008 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:58,657 The dictionary defines serendipity as an unexpected fortunate discovery. 1009 00:51:59,157 --> 00:52:02,452 Happy accident. I think it's something much deeper. 1010 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,996 I'll show you what I mean. Let's welcome our kids. 1011 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,040 Kids, come to the stage. 1012 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:12,129 Hello. You're gonna stand here in a line. 1013 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,594 Join me a little this way. Hello, kids. How's it going? 1014 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:21,805 Okay. You caught the Frisbee. You did it. 1015 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,265 Uh, on your Frisbees, 1016 00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:25,851 will you turn it so the black-dot side that's facing the audience? 1017 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:30,564 That black dot under is a sticker and under that sticker is a number. 1018 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:33,608 So if everyone'll pull the tab on that black dot? 1019 00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,694 Show everybody what number you have? 1020 00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:40,157 Great. That number determines the order that you spin for a prize. 1021 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,033 So I'll take those stickers back 1022 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:47,330 and everybody here can wait while number one joins me at the wheel. 1023 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,957 Come on over here. 1024 00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,795 -Hi. -Hi. 1025 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,590 -What's your name? -Emilia. 1026 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,593 Emilia, give the wheel a spin. 1027 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:02,429 -How old are you, Emilia? -I'm 13. 1028 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,722 Thirteen. 1029 00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:06,349 What's it like bein' 13? 1030 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:09,269 -It's really great. -You're just livin' in the moment. 1031 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,937 What do you wanna be? You know? 1032 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,898 Um… no idea. 1033 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,065 -No idea? -No. 1034 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,276 -Maybe a stump grinder. -Maybe. 1035 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:20,197 You've won an inch worm! 1036 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,658 Yay! 1037 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,459 -Emilia, you caught a Frisbee randomly… -Mm-hm. 1038 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,669 …you have now won a random stuffy. 1039 00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:37,797 Now, you get to take a seat in any one of these chairs. 1040 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,676 There are five colors. Red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. 1041 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,888 -Go ahead and pick a seat. -Okay. 1042 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:48,808 Who's number two? 1043 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:50,852 Join me, number two. Come on over here. 1044 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:53,104 Number two. What's up? 1045 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:58,777 How you doin'? Let's face the people here. 1046 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,987 -What's your name? -Uh, Frederick. 1047 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,614 Frederick. Nice to meet you. 1048 00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:04,324 Give the wheel a spin. 1049 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,159 How old are you? 1050 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,285 Eight. 1051 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,913 Eight. What do you wanna be in the future? 1052 00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,457 -I don't know. -You don't know. 1053 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:15,794 You don't have to set it in stone until you're 14. 1054 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:22,133 Real quick, what are your thoughts on AI and its implications on humanity? 1055 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:24,469 I have no idea. 1056 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:25,929 You've won a horse. 1057 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:28,598 A horse for Frederick, everybody! 1058 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,267 There it is. 1059 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,106 Go ahead and choose a seat. 1060 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,237 Satisfied customer. 1061 00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:45,740 Number three, join me at the wheel. 1062 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,078 -Hi. -Hi. 1063 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,414 -What's your name? -Louisa. 1064 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:54,416 Louisa, give the wheel a spin. 1065 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,502 -Louisa, how old are you? -Eleven. 1066 00:54:57,585 --> 00:54:59,879 Eleven. I was 11 when I was your age. 1067 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:04,050 Do you know what you wanna be in the future? 1068 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,011 -Not really. -Let's figure it out now. 1069 00:55:06,094 --> 00:55:07,721 What do you-- What do you enjoy? 1070 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,805 Um… 1071 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,892 I like drawing and dance. 1072 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:17,314 You should be… …a dance sketch artist or something. 1073 00:55:18,064 --> 00:55:20,567 Y-- You've won a sloth. All right! 1074 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:24,195 That's cute. 1075 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:27,115 Go ahead and pick a chair. 1076 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,368 Number four! 1077 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:31,828 Hello. 1078 00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:36,541 -What's your name? -Lily. 1079 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:37,500 -Lily? -Yeah. 1080 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,210 Spin the wheel, Lily. 1081 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:43,006 Oh, we're gonna be chattin' for a while. Um… 1082 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:48,094 Uh, Lily, your sweatshirt says Bear Island Lake. Where is that? 1083 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,095 Minnesota. 1084 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,097 You know how many lakes are in Minnesota? 1085 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,557 11,800… 1086 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,975 Quintillion. 1087 00:55:57,103 --> 00:56:01,733 Well, you have won yourself a… 1088 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,445 narwhal! 1089 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,781 That's lake-related. 1090 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,325 A narwhal. 1091 00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,410 All right. Pick any chair. 1092 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,495 Number five! 1093 00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:14,537 Hello. 1094 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:15,622 Hi. 1095 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,251 -What's your name? -Simon. 1096 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,087 Simon, give the wheel a spin. 1097 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:23,463 How old are you? 1098 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,006 -Um, 13. -Thirteen. 1099 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,550 What are your thoughts on AI and its implications on humanity? 1100 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:31,763 Uh, tons of children in my grade use it to cheat on math tests. 1101 00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:39,270 How many of their names can you say right now? Who? 1102 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:42,816 Uh, Ava, Sarah… I dunno! 1103 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:46,069 Who's gonna find out? 1104 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,948 You've won a sloth and it's already won, 1105 00:56:50,031 --> 00:56:53,118 so spin it again and spit out some names, bro. 1106 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:57,038 -Uh, Blake, Joey, Emmett, Owen… -Who you got? 1107 00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:58,790 -Oh yeah. -Um… 1108 00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,333 It's goin' down. 1109 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:04,546 Sam, Caleb, Ethan, Jameson… 1110 00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:06,005 That's right. 1111 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,799 -Uh… -Do you do it? 1112 00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:12,178 Mm. 1113 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:16,057 You've won an eagle. Our time is up. All right. 1114 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:17,851 That is for you. 1115 00:57:17,934 --> 00:57:19,102 Choose any chair. 1116 00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:30,321 Look at the joy these stuffies have brought these children. 1117 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:35,910 I'm sure you're wondering what any of this has to do with serendipity. 1118 00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:40,415 Listen, dictionary definition I don't think does it justice. 1119 00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:43,585 I think serendipity is the universe letting you know 1120 00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:46,504 that you are in the right place at the right time. 1121 00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:49,591 Five strangers, the same room, the same time, 1122 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:51,551 probably for the first time ever. 1123 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:55,263 You're in the same room at the same time probably the last time ever. 1124 00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:58,933 Yet somehow, they are exactly where they're supposed to be. 1125 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,144 All because they caught a Frisbee. 1126 00:58:01,227 --> 00:58:03,813 Would you show your numbers to the audience so we can see? 1127 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,191 I'm gonna write this down if that's cool here. 1128 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:12,030 Just rotate it a little bit. That one, the two's a little… 1129 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,007 You have created, uh, let's see. 1130 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:37,472 Three, two, one, four, five. 1131 00:58:37,555 --> 00:58:38,640 Three-two-one-four-five. 1132 00:58:38,723 --> 00:58:41,226 {\an8}If any of them had chosen to sit in a different seat, 1133 00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:43,061 {\an8}we would've created a different number, 1134 00:58:43,144 --> 00:58:45,146 {\an8}but we created this five-digit number. 1135 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:50,360 {\an8}Three-two-one-four-five, 1136 00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:54,989 which, uh… which happens to be a ZIP code. 1137 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:58,993 You got a phone? Would you open it up to Google Maps? 1138 00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,663 Google Maps, okay good. 1139 00:59:01,746 --> 00:59:07,835 32145. I'm just gonna type 32145 ZIP. 1140 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,755 ZIP. 1141 00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:15,343 Would you tell them what city that's the ZIP code for? 1142 00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:17,887 Hastings, Florida. 1143 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,889 -"Hay…"? -Hastings, Florida. 1144 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,560 No joke. 1145 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,728 No joke, bro. 1146 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,855 Hastings, Florida. 1147 00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,526 Hastings, Florida. 1148 00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,027 You didn't even know that. 1149 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:37,156 You're welcome. 1150 00:59:38,032 --> 00:59:39,659 That's what I'm talkin' about. 1151 00:59:46,332 --> 00:59:48,960 Why did you choose the red chair? 1152 00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:50,628 Because my favorite color's red. 1153 00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:53,965 That's what I'm talkin' about. Why'd you choose the green chair? 1154 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:55,717 Because one of my favorite colors… 1155 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,718 One of 'em. 1156 00:59:56,801 --> 00:59:58,803 You guys are up here 'cause you caught a Frisbee. 1157 00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:01,180 You spun the wheel. You got paired with a stuffy. 1158 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,057 Would you show them what you won? 1159 01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:05,226 Show them. This beautiful sloth. 1160 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,020 All because you caught Frisbee number three, 1161 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,480 which I don't refer to as Frisbee number three. 1162 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:12,150 To me, it will always be 1163 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:14,694 the sloth Frisbee. 1164 01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:17,780 Interesting. 1165 01:00:19,073 --> 01:00:20,158 Show them what you got. 1166 01:00:20,241 --> 01:00:22,952 You won a horse 'cause of Frisbee number two, 1167 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,121 which just so happens to be 1168 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:27,707 the horse Frisbee. 1169 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,543 You won 1170 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:34,213 the most portable stuffy of all, the inch worm. 1171 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:37,050 The inch worm Frisbee. 1172 01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:40,928 Narwhal. 1173 01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:43,931 Narwhal. 1174 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,226 Eagle. 1175 01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:50,355 You're darn right it's an eagle. 1176 01:00:51,939 --> 01:00:54,692 Would the five of you stand up, step to the right? 1177 01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:58,488 You won an eagle. 1178 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,365 You chose to sit in the blue chair. 1179 01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:02,325 Which just so happens to be 1180 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,160 where the eagle is. 1181 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:09,832 You won a narwhal. You chose to sit exactly where the narwhal is. 1182 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,585 Inch worm. 1183 01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:14,962 Inch worm. 1184 01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:16,798 Horse. 1185 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:18,925 Of course. 1186 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:20,885 And of course 1187 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:23,388 the sloth! 1188 01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:29,352 Take a bow. 1189 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,730 Give it up for the kids! 1190 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,733 You can head back. 1191 01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:36,818 Head on back. 1192 01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:39,278 Thank you. Thank you. 1193 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,322 Giddyap. 1194 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:46,577 And that is what serendipity is. 1195 01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:51,457 Oh! 1196 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,753 Kill the music. Sorry. Kill the music. Kill the music. 1197 01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:58,172 Kill the music, kill the animals. 1198 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:00,299 No. 1199 01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:03,553 You know what I meant. 1200 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,764 The Wordle. It's gonna bug me. 1201 01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:10,435 Stand up. Would you just tell me what it is? 1202 01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:12,520 -Shine. -Shine. 1203 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,606 Of course it's shine. 1204 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:18,317 Of course it's shine! 1205 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,819 Because shine 1206 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,071 is spelled 1207 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,990 "s," as in "sloth…" 1208 01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:29,036 …"h," as in "horse," 1209 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:32,415 "i," as in "inch worm," 1210 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,792 "n," as in "narwhal," 1211 01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:36,961 and "e," as in "eagle." 1212 01:02:37,962 --> 01:02:41,382 S-H-I-N-E! 1213 01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:05,656 Thank you! 1214 01:03:10,661 --> 01:03:12,497 Thank you, St. Paul! 1215 01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:25,218 I just wanna shine Like the sun when it comes up 1216 01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:30,932 Run the city from the rooftops 'Cause today is gonna be my day 1217 01:03:31,432 --> 01:03:35,478 I just wanna climb To the top of a mountain 1218 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:41,526 Standin' tall when I'm howlin' 'Cause today is gonna be my day 1219 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:58,042 Wake up and I Stay up 'cause my 1220 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:03,172 Sugar days are up and If I get outta my way 1221 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:08,052 I just wanna shine Like the sun when it comes up 1222 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:14,183 {\an8}Run the city from the rooftops 'Cause today's gonna be my day 82463

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