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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:35,890 I know you're probably wondering who the hell I am. 2 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,290 So I'm just going to get this out of the way now. 3 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:40,350 Don't worry about my name. 4 00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:41,970 It's not important. 5 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:44,130 You'll all know when the time is right. 6 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,730 So, get ready. 7 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:47,430 Here it comes. 8 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,850 Yeah, son of the devil himself. 9 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:56,350 This is the night I met my dad. 10 00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:57,930 My real dad. 11 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:02,980 He told me the score, who I am, what I'm supposed to do. It's a hell of a trip 12 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,360 to lay on an 11 -year -old. 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,640 He showed me a few things, too, like how to read people's thoughts and memories. 14 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:13,980 The mind -reading thing really got me tons of pussy, too. 15 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:15,039 That was amazing. 16 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,380 It was like you could read my mind. 17 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:19,740 But moving objects, stuff like that, that's hard. 18 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,860 Here I am trying to light a candle. 19 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,520 I know what you're thinking. 20 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,580 This is the guy that's gonna take over the world. 21 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:31,120 See? Told you I could read minds. 22 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,680 Now there's a few people that I need to tell you about. 23 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:38,120 I'm not quite sure how they fit in, but my inner clairvoyant tells me they do. 24 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,660 So here's what I know about them. 25 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,960 Cinnamon moved to the city to pursue her dreams of becoming an actress a few 26 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:45,779 years ago. 27 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:48,900 Unfortunately, no one told her you actually have to be able to act. 28 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:53,460 Phoebe drifted into B -movies and softcore porn where she performed under 29 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,740 pseudonym Lizzie Lace. 30 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:59,270 Then she eventually started pole dancing in the clubs to pay the bills where she 31 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:00,410 picked up a few habits. 32 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,510 She also met this guy. 33 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:06,230 Dark Gable is a small -time pimp. 34 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:08,509 Definitely a small -time drug dealer. 35 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:11,390 But he does have some of the best weed I ever smoked. 36 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,150 That's destiny. 37 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:18,950 Her father was a Baptist minister who kicked her out. She got pregnant, had no 38 00:02:18,950 --> 00:02:20,370 idea who the father was. 39 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:26,560 Broken alone, Shanice gave herself a botched abortion, crapped out a 19 -week 40 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:31,240 -old screaming pile of gristle. From there, she rode the PTSD Express train 41 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,560 straight to Hookersville. 42 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:39,800 I only know her name because Gable told me. Otherwise, I don't know a damn thing 43 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,619 about her. 44 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,000 Guess she's not that important. 45 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:43,820 That's Justine. 46 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:49,520 Here's Justine and her kid sister, Butterfly. 47 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:54,910 That's her drunk, oxy -cotton -abusing mama who did drugs while she was 48 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:55,910 with both her daughters. 49 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,350 This guy, that's her father. 50 00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:01,050 He'd been doing hers since she was about 11. 51 00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:02,390 Wait till mother. 52 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:03,990 Here she is at 17. 53 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,550 This would be the last time she ever saw him. 54 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,070 That little butterfly's crawling up. 55 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:14,650 And so Justine and her 15 -year -old sister Casey run away from daddy with no 56 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,510 money and no plan. 57 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,210 Hey man, could you spare a couple bucks? 58 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:23,810 Why don't you have a seat in the car? 59 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:31,150 By the time she was 19, she hooked up with Gabe and moved her and her sister 60 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:34,030 into one of his apartments. That scene got addicted to cocaine. 61 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:35,610 You know how it goes. 62 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:37,650 Monkey see, monkey do. 63 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:45,350 It all reached a head a few months ago when we saw that Gabe's money went 64 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,350 missing. 65 00:03:57,890 --> 00:04:02,810 And so Justine locked herself away for a month, came out clean as a whistle. 66 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:06,870 Then she moved back in with Gable and went to work for him again. 67 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:14,590 But enough about these people. Let's get back to me. 68 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:21,050 I, too, find myself wandering down the same endless road as these folks. 69 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:24,500 Getting lost in the comfort of the day -to -day living. 70 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,200 Things are gonna change. 71 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:31,100 I'm getting too old to start from the bottom and I damn well know how far I 72 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,100 gotta climb. 73 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,760 Yeah. 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,120 Today. 75 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:36,540 Today's the day. 76 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,920 Consider the world on notice. 77 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:41,000 Today is day one. 78 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,200 Which brings me here. 79 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:49,660 By the way, that woman in front of me, I tell you all about her, but she's not 80 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:50,660 important. 81 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:54,130 At least she won't be in about ten seconds. 82 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,210 Cancun. Placed by the beach. 83 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,370 Cancun, Mexico. 84 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:05,530 Cancun, Minnesota. 85 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:08,590 There ain't a man in Mexico over four foot nine. What the hell are you going 86 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:09,590 do with that shit? 87 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,290 Everybody's going to be like, titty little. 88 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:14,950 That's true, but there ain't no cold. Y 'all know how I hate the cold. Hey, we 89 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:16,990 should go to L .A. It's always warm there. 90 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:19,750 Plus I could get my acting thing back on track. What are you going to be? 91 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:24,310 Cornhole Taster 6 or whatever kind of nasty shit you call it. No, I am talking 92 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:28,290 about real acting, like shows and shit. Girl, the only shows you're going to get 93 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:29,290 on out there is cops. 94 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:34,670 No, no, I don't know what you're talking about. All I know is I'm getting the 95 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:35,670 fuck out of the city. 96 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:36,910 Back to Jersey, eh? 97 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,149 Fuck no. 98 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,410 I'm thinking like down south. 99 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,129 South Jersey? 100 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:42,870 I'm talking like New Orleans. 101 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,410 Open up a bar. 102 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:45,630 Call it Casey's. 103 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:49,570 If you're going to name a bar after your sister, you should call it Butterfly's. 104 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:51,090 Butterfly's Bar and Grill. 105 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:54,470 Yeah, I like that. That's badass, man. I like that. 106 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:55,850 Where'd you get her? 107 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,250 This was my ex -boyfriend. He gave it to you? 108 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:01,610 More like I inherited after his dumbass got shot. 109 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:04,690 Anyway, I have five bullet thingies. Oh. 110 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:07,650 I only have one little clip thing. I mean, you should be able to stop 111 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,650 fucking bullets. No. 112 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,870 Is that what I'm hearing back there? No, I have five. 113 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:13,430 Five? Yeah, my ex -boyfriend. And you shut up. 114 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:17,860 Justine. You do have bullets, right? Yeah, I have one of those clip things. 115 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:19,340 One clip? 116 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,360 Yeah, one clip. I only had two, and I used one while practicing. 117 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,360 What the fuck do you need to practice for? Because I never saw a gun before. 118 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,220 What do you expect? It's a stolen gun. 119 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:29,100 What the fuck? Where the fuck did you steal a gun from? 120 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:32,160 A fucking idiot in a car got pissed because he couldn't get a boner, so he 121 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,660 shoved a gun in my face. No fucking way. That asshole was trying to pull me out 122 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,299 of the car. 123 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:40,960 I grabbed his lemon iced tea bottle and smashed his fat, ugly face with it. And 124 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,879 then I robbed him. 125 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,240 But it still doesn't explain why you would come here with only one clip in 126 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:51,480 gun. What if the shit goes down in there? The shit's not going to go down 127 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,480 stick to the plan. 128 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,420 Okay, I'm getting nervous. 129 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,680 Well, if you're done with your cancer sticks, ladies. 130 00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:58,790 Time to get this show on the road. 131 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:01,170 Let's go. Chop chop. 132 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:06,390 This is it, right? 133 00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:29,890 I was like, have you put it in yet? Is it even in there? 134 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,410 What are they still doing here? I couldn't have thought of anything. 135 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:35,570 I don't know and I don't care. What are you guys still doing here? Waiting for 136 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:39,110 Gable. Nikki, where's Gable hiding himself? He's in the bedroom having a 137 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,050 meeting. Did he come with anyone? 138 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:42,470 No, he's by himself. 139 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:45,470 Look, when this whole thing goes down, when it happens, it's got to happen in 140 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,169 front of me. 141 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:48,230 I've got a flicking jersey that we can hand the warden. 142 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:50,050 How long have they been in there? 143 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,050 What? 144 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:53,450 Can I talk to you for a minute? 145 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,050 What is your problem, Nick? Every time... 146 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:57,799 I'm down. 147 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,440 Shit, I want to go into heaven anyway. You hate heaven anyway. Not one good 148 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,640 of titties in sight. God damn, not a pair of titties in heaven. I ain't 149 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,960 with you. You might like that. You'd be Muslim, that's what I like. 150 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,160 Now I can't offer you a simple fucking question without getting some smart -ass 151 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,860 remarks. What smart -ass remarks? 152 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,580 Are you kidding me? What are you, on the reg? 153 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,700 Oh, it's going to be like that. Why don't you guys go home? 154 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:18,960 We're waiting for cake. 155 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,280 Yeah, don't be stupid. Yeah, Justine. 156 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,900 Don't be fucking stupid. 157 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,000 Nigga, you come to a formal meeting in pajamas? 158 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:33,200 You look like a fucking pig in a fat suit. Look at you with your dog 159 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:38,220 cloak and shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? You look like Blade and shit. 160 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,280 Broke -ass Blade. 161 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:43,159 Alright, yo, shit. I look like Prince? Dog, you know what? I need to get you 162 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:47,660 some motherfucking Slimsad, dog. You know what my motherfucking problem is? 163 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:52,080 You know what my motherfucking problem is? You know what my motherfucking 164 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,040 problem is? 165 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:12,370 Yeah, that's one of your bitches, yo. 166 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:14,910 You better go out there and handle your business before I go out there and tear 167 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:15,849 some shit up. 168 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:16,709 Yo, leave. 169 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:17,710 I'm already on it. 170 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:20,110 If I'm gonna break something else, I'll break everything else. 171 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:30,710 Yo, when I get out of this shit, I promise you, all of your bitches is 172 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:31,710 hear me? Done! 173 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:33,190 Come on, what the fuck do you mean? 174 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:36,750 Well, a couple grand in the back, that's it. Really? You looked everywhere? 175 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:39,110 There's nothing there, Rosetta. Nothing. Nada. 176 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:43,650 When I get out of here, I'm killing all your bitches. Especially you, bitch. 177 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:45,830 You know what I said I did to your fucking chick -ass sister? 178 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,020 That ain't shit compared to what I'm going to fucking take out on your ass. 179 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:52,220 won't beg me to be that fucking loving. I got nothing to do with this. I don't 180 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:53,280 even know these people. 181 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:55,260 Don't know me, motherfucker. 182 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,560 You knew me five minutes ago, pussy. 183 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:57,819 What's going on? 184 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:01,580 Mr. Pat Larson told me that you've got some shit going down right here. What 185 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:06,460 fuck? You were in a meeting with some big guys. That's all I said. 186 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,940 Don't fucking play with me. Where is the money, you dumb shit? 187 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,060 Is that a fucking fat pig? 188 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,800 No. 189 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200 Fuck. 190 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,020 No. Please, please. 191 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,720 It's black. No, don't do this. I don't know what the fuck Nick told you, but 192 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,500 there's shit going on here about no motherfucking pig. That fat pig's been 193 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,800 blowing air out of his big motherfucking hole for the last week. I'm talking 194 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,860 about the biggest deal you ever made and you're trying to tell me that there's 195 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,860 no money in the... 196 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,140 to bust your cherry. 197 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,260 Come on, man. 198 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,340 Look, you knew this was coming. This is why I brought you in in the first place. 199 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,480 Let's go. Take it. 200 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,060 Take it! 201 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,540 A word? 202 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,160 That's what it is? 203 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,980 That's all I should have done for you. 204 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,200 My fucking boys told me about your business. 205 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,060 Where is it? 206 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,280 I'm going to fucking leave you! 207 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:44,200 before I start cutting shit off you that you're going to miss. I don't know 208 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,280 anything about any money. I don't have any money. I don't even have good 209 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,980 Rosetta, we need to get. 210 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,520 Take my bag. 211 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:57,060 Get my keys. Bring my car around the back. We're taking the dirt off with 212 00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:00,680 What? I got a place upstate. Very secluded. It's in the woods. You have a 213 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,180 What the hell kind of a place do you have? Whoa, stop. 214 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,500 This is fucking crazy. Let's go. 215 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,640 Yeah? And what about him? What about him? 216 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,960 Do what you were going to do. I'm not going to watch you fucking do it. Okay, 217 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,320 I'll grab a couple thousand. Let's just get the fuck out of here. A couple of 218 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,120 thousand? Listen, sweetheart. 219 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,680 I did not come here to get nigga rich. I came here to cash in my 401 220 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,680 motherfucking K. 221 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,820 A couple of grand split three ways. That's shit. Three ways. 222 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,920 Especially when we've got a winning lottery ticket right here. Fuck that 223 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,960 And what about cinnamon? 224 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,000 Yeah, and what about cinnamon? You just want to leave it here to die? That is 225 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,920 fucked up. You can just drop me off at the hospital. 226 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,200 I won't say nothing. 227 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,520 Well, if she says she won't say nothing, then I believe her. Do you believe her? 228 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:45,890 Where in the woods is this place you've got? 229 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:49,110 Get him! 230 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:57,690 Casey? 231 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:17,610 He used to pay me $1 ,200 just to come over for the weekend and hit him in the 232 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:21,390 balls. That's it. Just kick him in the balls. No, not kick him. Hit him. I had 233 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:25,330 to use my fist. He was very specific about that. What conversation did I just 234 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:26,330 waltz into? 235 00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:27,670 Telling Shanice about Tiny Wang. 236 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,490 He's the guy's house we're going to. 237 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,890 Is she dead yet? Tiny Wang? 238 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,770 His real name is Tiny Wang. He's one of my guys. He's got this place upstate 239 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:38,890 that he's been fixing up for the last year. When you say fixing up, there's 240 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,530 going to be like nails and shit sticking out of the wall. No, no. The porch 241 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,550 needs some work. And from what I hear, the basement's a mess. 242 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,880 Oh, and the living room floor has, like, some serious water damage. Tony threw a 243 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,900 couple of slabs of this horrible checkerboard linoleum on top of it. The 244 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,960 house smells like arse. Anyway, he only comes up there once in a while to fix 245 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,740 the place and to fuck anyone other than his wife. 246 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,100 He's never, ever, ever there. Totally cool. 247 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,099 Still alive. 248 00:14:59,100 --> 00:14:59,619 Too bad. 249 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,160 That would have been one problem solved. 250 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:09,900 Just up ahead here. 251 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,360 I'd like to state for the record that my ass is fucking killing me. 252 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,559 There it is. 253 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,820 I'm not used to being in a car for more than 20 minutes. 254 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,560 What are you looking for? 255 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,820 The keys. 256 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,020 Found him. 257 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,760 Put her bloody ass on the floor. 258 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,340 You know, like a doctor we can call or something? 259 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,240 Rosetta? 260 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,220 She doesn't walk away. Mid -sentence. 261 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,680 That's fucking rude. 262 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,460 Rude. 263 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,060 Rosetta? 264 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,600 What are we going to do about Cinnamon? 265 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:03,040 I don't know. I figured we'd wait for her to drop dead and then bury her in 266 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,860 woods. Besides, I've got a bigger fish in the pan. What do you mean, we? 267 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,860 What are you speaking? 268 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:11,180 French. 269 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,440 There's no we. 270 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,450 It's you. You're the one that didn't want to take her to the hospital. Oh, 271 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,470 on. Like you would have taken her to a hospital. Hey, I never said I wouldn't. 272 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,470 I'm just saying. 273 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,830 I hope you told your mum you won't be home for breakfast. 274 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,250 Anyone ever tell you you look like Jesus? 275 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:33,970 Don't go outside. 276 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,310 Why not? 277 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:38,710 Because no one is supposed to be here. I don't want anyone seeing your stank 278 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,710 asses and calling us jerks or whatever. 279 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,370 This is the country jumping. 280 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,310 It's far too loud. The cops will be at your door. 281 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:58,150 Welcome to my father who changed the image 282 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,150 of... 283 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,319 I have to blow in my purse, it's in the car. 284 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:17,900 I'm in so much pain. 285 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,440 Alright, okay. 286 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320 You look familiar. 287 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,660 Did I ever get with you? 288 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,440 No. Well, good. 289 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,640 Now I don't feel so bad doing this. No, no! 290 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,060 Stop! 291 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,960 You ruined this thing! 292 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,480 So, let's start from the very beginning. 293 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:18,460 Timmy. 294 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,060 God isn't waiting for me, Anthony. 295 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:36,180 God isn't waiting for me, Anthony. 296 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600 Now, 297 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,420 once again, 298 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400 Why were you there? 299 00:18:57,020 --> 00:19:03,220 Do you have any idea who you're messing with? Me, I'm the Antichrist. 300 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,640 You're nothing. 301 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:13,520 Now that 302 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,080 was one tough motherfucker. 303 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,120 What did you think? 304 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,320 Outside smoking. 305 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,159 Smoking what? 306 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,160 The cigarette. 307 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,220 Now, you know she gave that up a long time ago. Don't even. 308 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,340 Yeah, I thought she was getting a little sick in the hips. 309 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320 Any luck? 310 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:36,360 No. Don't around talking about how he was the antichrist or something like 311 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,920 You know, I have seen him hanging out with Sean before. 312 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,540 Are you sure we have the right guy? 313 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,880 Nick said the gay boy was meeting with some fucking shaggy looking hippie. You 314 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,040 heard him. He called him a big shot. I'm telling you, this is the guy. 315 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,040 Okay, so where's the money? 316 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,300 I don't know. All I know is that Nick said that Gable and that white boy were 317 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,900 making the biggest deal he ever made. And he said money would be exchanged in 318 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:54,900 hands, right? 319 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,920 I mean, he didn't exactly say how much. 320 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,940 I know. You don't even have to say it. 321 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,600 My old man's yin to the motherfucking yang, and he can't get me out of this 322 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,600 bullshit. 323 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,040 What can I say? 324 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:21,020 See? This fight between the G .O .D. and my pops, well, it's more like two old 325 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,020 men playing chess. 326 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:25,800 And just because your king gets trapped in the corner doesn't mean you can just 327 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,840 flip over the board. 328 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,700 And that applies to both sides. 329 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:34,420 I mean, after all, you didn't see Jesus tap dancing off that cross, now did you? 330 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:38,640 So if I want out of this, it's all on me. 331 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,240 That's just how the game gets played. 332 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:58,320 Satan, God, the two of them just all up in our shit since the day we were born. 333 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,900 Turning us left instead of right. 334 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,920 Making us who we are. 335 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,620 Moving us along one square at a time. 336 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:09,200 Everything happens for a reason. 337 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,860 And everybody's got their place in the game. 338 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,960 Sometimes it's just hard to tell who's on what side. 339 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,960 You know those things will kill you. 340 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:24,230 Hey, I know you. 341 00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:27,930 You do them softcore titty flicks. I used to. 342 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:29,710 Shit. 343 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,190 Yeah, you're famous. 344 00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:34,270 Yeah, I jerked off to you plenty of times. 345 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:37,430 Hey, I can help you. 346 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,210 Stand up. 347 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:44,310 You specifically said there would be, and I quote, six... 348 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,940 motherfucking figures bitches. 349 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,020 Remember saying that? No, I didn't say six figures. Oh, yeah, you did. No, I 350 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,500 didn't. Oh, you said that Nick said it was a six -figure deal. 351 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:54,580 Six motherfucking figures. What kind of accent is that? What is that, Japanese? 352 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:55,779 You sound ridiculous. 353 00:21:55,780 --> 00:22:00,360 What I said was maybe, maybe six figures. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, 354 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,380 Stop. 355 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:05,100 We fucking killed people for that money, okay? I would not have gone along with 356 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:09,260 this crazy fucking bullshit on a baby. Oh, don't even. If they didn't kill your 357 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:10,260 sister, you... 358 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,360 in a different direction, girlfriend. 359 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,560 Why'd you start selling your little pussy for money? 360 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Huh? 361 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,760 I don't know. 362 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,420 Nobody ever does. 363 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,680 They say the Lord works in mysterious ways. 364 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:30,580 It's a mystery to me why a four -year -old girl has to watch her own father 365 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,580 in front of her. 366 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,840 How did you know that? 367 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,460 I don't know. Maybe I read that on the internet. 368 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,480 Maybe I just know. 369 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,580 God sent a lot of girls down that same path. 370 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,140 From daddy's little girl to dirty whore. 371 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:55,100 All those years you spent looking for daddy's lost love in the arms of older 372 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,040 and porn stars and John. 373 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:02,000 God, yeah, started piling those layers on thick, boy. 374 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:06,860 Dressed you up like his own Mary Magdalene. 375 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:11,110 So you tell God you're not going to be his whore anymore. 376 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:13,270 Take off them clothes. 377 00:23:14,630 --> 00:23:17,050 God loves to judge, doesn't he? 378 00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:19,410 For what? 379 00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:24,710 Being ourselves for not being like him or his fucking cocksucker son? 380 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,890 I accept you just as you are. 381 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:30,490 God never gave himself to you. 382 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,770 But don't you feel compelled to do the same? 383 00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:37,500 Just... Because you're gonna die. 384 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:40,520 Are you angry at God for the things he's done to you? 385 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,260 Yes. Yes. 386 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,100 Yes. I hate him. 387 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,720 People don't do that. 388 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:34,820 Dee, please. 389 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:38,940 What? Normal people don't do that. Hell, crazy people don't do that. She is 390 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:39,940 cuckoo. 391 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:41,180 Cuckoo for Cocoa Pie. 392 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:44,700 Denise. Denise, can you please keep it together, okay? I need at least one 393 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,220 sane person in this house right now. 394 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280 Still going, huh? 395 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,820 You know they always say that torture's worse than death, but apparently not. 396 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,540 Or I must be doing something wrong. 397 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:23,680 Maybe I'm just a bit too gentle. 398 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,340 A little bit too much of a feminine touch, I guess. 399 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,800 Looks like I need to step in some way. 400 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:40,110 a weird fucking feeling. 401 00:25:41,690 --> 00:25:43,730 All my hair is just put up on my arm. 402 00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,130 What the fuck? 403 00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:00,110 What's going on? 404 00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:03,090 You alright? 405 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,500 I'm kind of busy. 406 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,100 Cinnamon? 407 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,920 Cinnamon? 408 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:20,300 You alright? 409 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,860 Is everything okay? 410 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:33,060 Why don't you put... Why don't you put that thing down? 411 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:35,720 Cinnamon, what's going on? 412 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:42,230 Give me that thing, okay? 413 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:43,410 That thing's cool. 414 00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:46,190 Everything's okay. 415 00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:53,090 Just give me... Okay, just give me... Cinnamon. 416 00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:55,370 Just give me that thing, okay? 417 00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:35,270 If he is who he says he is, it's going to be worth some serious crap, right? I 418 00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:36,149 mean, fuck. 419 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:38,890 Somebody's got to be looking for it. You guys aren't really falling for this 420 00:29:38,890 --> 00:29:41,930 poor shit, are you? You didn't see what happened to Cinnamon, did you not? Yeah, 421 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:45,050 I saw a girl who was shot high in the fucking tight. That's what I saw. 422 00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:49,190 She spit crazy shit in my face that day. No one's even been going to spit out 423 00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:49,889 that shit. 424 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:53,290 That's a sign of demonic possession. Oh, okay. Now you're an expert on demonic 425 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:54,290 possession? 426 00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:57,750 Listen, morons. You put a huge hole in somebody's body and they're going to 427 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:58,790 out some weird shit, okay? 428 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:01,990 I don't understand why this requires an explanation that involves a super... 429 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:26,340 I am the son of Satan. 430 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,460 When my father finds out where I am, he will not be happy. 431 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,760 Hey, I'm fucking starving. 432 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,460 One of you gals want to go make me a grilled cheese? What happened to 433 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:38,780 I took her soul. 434 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,880 That's a demon in there now running the show. 435 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:42,740 What do you mean by her demon? 436 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,620 Really? Are we really having this conversation? 437 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,500 I said, damn it. This guy's a fucking joke. I'm not some junkie whore who 438 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:53,520 kill her own sister. Say a fucking word on my sister. I'll fucking kill you. All 439 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,520 right. 440 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:45,970 Who the fuck is that? 441 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:51,950 Sit! Tiny Wang and some hole! 442 00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:55,630 That's his wife. Fuck! 443 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,190 What the hell are they doing here? 444 00:31:57,410 --> 00:31:59,950 Shanice, give me your gun. Uh -uh. Where the hell is yours? 445 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:03,390 I lost it. Well, that's too bad. You ain't getting mine. I'm going to use 446 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:05,910 things. Give me back my gun. Find a keeper. Rosetta? 447 00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:13,710 I remember... Good to see you again, Tony. 448 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,980 Don't act like you don't know who I am. 449 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:19,240 Is this your wife? 450 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,500 I feel like we've already met because he's told me so much about you. 451 00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:24,260 Isn't that right, Tony? 452 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,440 I've never seen her before in my life. Tony, who are these people? Why don't 453 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,440 tell her who I am? 454 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,620 Especially after all the things you've told me about her. 455 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,080 I know how much he hates your father, but pretends to be nice to him so he can 456 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,080 keep his job at the bank. 457 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,320 He told me how you think his little crotch -punching fetish is sick. 458 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,860 And how you made him sit down. 459 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,820 About that, that's pretty fucked up. 460 00:32:44,659 --> 00:32:47,740 Um, by the way, he hates that tattoo on your lower back. 461 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,440 That makes you look like a whore. 462 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,760 That's my tattoo. 463 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,140 Honey thinks you don't really have a problem with whores, do you, Tony? 464 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,100 This is, this is messed up. 465 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,360 I feel sad. 466 00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,540 I feel sad. 467 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,520 Honey. 468 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,780 No, I have you. 469 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:06,820 And then you've been fucking me. You've got, this is, this is the reason that 470 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:07,820 got in. 471 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,160 This is the reason. This is the reason. 472 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,900 This is what's happening. I hope you have testicular cancer. 473 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,250 You're not leaving! 474 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:39,870 You're not leaving! We started this shit together, we're gonna finish it 475 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:43,530 together! There's nothing to finish! Nothing to finish? You heard him, 476 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:46,630 He's the goddamn Antichrist. He's gonna be fucking loaded. You have locked your 477 00:34:46,630 --> 00:34:48,270 mind. Locked my mind? 478 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:50,489 Give me that. 479 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:52,350 Ow! Goddamn, Justin! 480 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:53,690 You're gonna fucking shot me! 481 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:55,850 Now I've got no gun. Well, where the hell is yours? 482 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:59,630 I lost it. Well, that ain't my problem. We'll get Cinnamon's gun. She ain't 483 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:00,630 gonna need it. 484 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,430 Where the hell is Cinnamon's gun? 485 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:10,250 I can't believe you left Cinnamon's gun at the goddamn crime scene. How is this 486 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:10,928 my fault? 487 00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:13,770 Anyone of you could have grabbed it. Not the one who picked her up off the 488 00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:14,770 bloody floor. 489 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,450 Fuck! The gun's got her finger pulled all over it. Shit, at least I need a 490 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,610 tetanus shot or something. 491 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,330 Oh, I want to look for money. 492 00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:23,210 I want to look for money. 493 00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:28,530 Now I've got no money, no thing, no fucking antichrist in my head. I hope 494 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:29,328 plan or not. 495 00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:32,070 No one's going anywhere. 496 00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:37,010 You're not taking Tiny Wang's car. 497 00:35:37,230 --> 00:35:41,150 Because when your dumb ass gets pulled over for being black in a white 498 00:35:41,150 --> 00:35:43,610 neighborhood, where do you think the first door they're going to come 499 00:35:43,610 --> 00:35:47,390 is, huh? We leave, we leave together, end of fucking story. Now pick this 500 00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:48,550 up off the ground and let's go. 501 00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:50,030 Chop, chop. 502 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:19,658 I swear to God. 503 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,600 No more tricking. No more. Please, 504 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,920 please help me find it. 505 00:39:25,890 --> 00:39:27,310 Somebody's got to come looking for you, right? 506 00:39:27,590 --> 00:39:29,610 I mean, aren't you supposed to have minions or something? 507 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:32,010 Minions? 508 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,170 Yeah. 509 00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:36,850 You mean like little dwarves or something? What the fuck are you talking 510 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,540 Well, if your father's the devil, then explain it. 511 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,680 Where the hell is he? Yeah, well, my father doesn't really come around. 512 00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:11,740 Ever. I know that feeling. 513 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,260 What was that shit you were saying about the boogeyman? 514 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,160 Fuck away. 515 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,340 How did you do that? 516 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:22,760 That is some crazy shit. How the fuck did you do that? 517 00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:24,500 I was just trying to move that knife. 518 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,540 I've never seen that before. 519 00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:32,180 Her demon is so strong, it just jumped out of her, overtook her, started eating 520 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,180 away at her soul. 521 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,180 So what else can you do? 522 00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:42,070 So let's just cut the bullshit. 523 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:44,410 What was the story with you and Cable? 524 00:42:45,370 --> 00:42:46,510 We were making a deal. 525 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:50,150 I fucking knew it. How much? He was making a deal with the devil. 526 00:42:50,930 --> 00:42:53,990 What makes you think that has anything to do with money? 527 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:01,590 He was doing a job for me. 528 00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:04,990 And in return, he was going to get a spot on the winning side. 529 00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:07,390 What winning side? What the fuck are you talking about? 530 00:43:07,590 --> 00:43:08,670 I'm talking about the end days. 531 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:11,720 The Armageddon, the big shebang. 532 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,380 That's gonna happen soon. 533 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:15,940 Sooner than you think. 534 00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:18,160 Don't look to the Bible for answers. 535 00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,740 They got that shit all wrong. 536 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,000 The Armageddon is not a fight over heaven and earth and souls. 537 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,420 It's a fight over you. 538 00:43:47,150 --> 00:43:49,670 In particular, no, but over the human race. 539 00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:56,010 See, the Bible tells you that God created man. God didn't create man. 540 00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:57,790 We did. 541 00:43:57,990 --> 00:44:04,030 For real? It took five million years from the time we got the first chimp to 542 00:44:04,030 --> 00:44:07,210 stand upright to the time that the human being evolved. 543 00:44:07,710 --> 00:44:11,570 There were mistakes, failed experiments, half men, half chimps, everybody's 544 00:44:11,570 --> 00:44:13,470 fucking retarded. It was a mess. 545 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:15,650 But then... 546 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:21,910 About 200 ,000 years ago, we finally got it right with the evolution of the homo 547 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:22,910 sapien. 548 00:44:23,170 --> 00:44:28,270 Modern man was smart, imaginative, ambitious. 549 00:44:28,990 --> 00:44:32,770 Certainly not like anything that ever came out of God's asshole. 550 00:44:33,850 --> 00:44:36,850 Let me tell you, God was pissed. 551 00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:39,910 Why? Because in God's world... 552 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,800 Every living thing is a slave to its own instincts. Working together to make the 553 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,800 grass greener, the oceans blue, or whatever the fuck. Makes me sick. 554 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:55,600 My father did not create human beings to be a part of this 555 00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:02,520 ridiculousness. He created human beings to dominate, consume, fuck 556 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:07,560 like rabbits, overpopulate this stinkball and shoot off into space. 557 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,560 So what does God do? 558 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,520 That fuck, he gives you souls. 559 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:20,400 He makes you his. That thieving motherfucker hates you from us. 560 00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:22,380 Souls. 561 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,980 Ruined. With that shitty, sugary frosting. 562 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,500 So how's it gonna go down? 563 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,260 I get into politics. 564 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,740 I'm a small -town mayor, state congressman. 565 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,780 Has to work myself out the American political system till I'm sitting in the 566 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:48,660 Oval Office with my trigger finger on a stash of nukes and a sexy intern sitting 567 00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:49,660 on my cock. 568 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:54,440 G -Spot sends his faggot ass angels like they stand a chance. 569 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,640 My dad sends his boys and the whole thing goes off pay -per -view style. 570 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,120 In the end... 571 00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:06,720 We tell God to take his angels, his souls, and whatever other crap he's got 572 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,860 laying around and get the fuck out. 573 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:15,960 We restore the human race to its intended glory as servants of Satan. We 574 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,260 like rock stars. 575 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:19,380 That's what I'm talking about. 576 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,300 How do you know you're gonna win? Well, that's where your pimp came in. 577 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,740 He was gonna kill somebody for me. Who? 578 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,260 Pregnant woman from the Bronx. 579 00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:34,670 Why? Because her baby is the son of God. 580 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:39,270 You still with me? 581 00:46:39,610 --> 00:46:40,610 Yeah, I think. 582 00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:42,390 You're talking about the Messiah? 583 00:46:43,230 --> 00:46:46,490 No, I'm talking about the next host of the Tonight Show. 584 00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:47,870 Why don't you just do it yourself? 585 00:46:48,730 --> 00:46:49,709 I can't. 586 00:46:49,710 --> 00:46:50,689 Why not? 587 00:46:50,690 --> 00:46:52,710 I don't know. I don't know why. 588 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:55,370 It's just the way it is. Those are the rules. 589 00:46:55,950 --> 00:46:59,510 A descendant of Satan can't kill a descendant of God, or vice versa. 590 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,680 Law and nature. Just like you can't travel faster than the speed of light, I 591 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,800 can't kill the Son of God. 592 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:06,740 It's fucking lame. 593 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,940 So that's why you were meeting with my pimp? 594 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,760 He's my guy in New York for good weed and filthy whores. No offense. 595 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,118 Oh, no, take it. 596 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,180 Son, you already knew my story. 597 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,980 Seemed like the perfect match. 598 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:20,460 Gable kills the Messiah. 599 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:22,340 We win the war. 600 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,220 Done deal. 601 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,160 I can fucking do this. 602 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,180 Shit! I will... Cut that bitch and her baby down easy as apple pie. Down 603 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:32,980 you know, you make it sound really fucking cool. 604 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,540 Your friend's never going to go for it. Oh, fuck her. She's not my friend. I 605 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:37,960 always hated her. Fat ass anyway. 606 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,740 What am I going to do? Say no? 607 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:43,120 Besides, you're probably the most qualified person I know to do this 608 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,680 Wait. You're going to be so much fun. You know, I have never killed an unborn 609 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,578 baby before. 610 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,480 You're really not a well -adjusted person. 611 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,240 Hey, what are we going to do about Justine? You know, she does have the 612 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,240 gun. Shit. 613 00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:56,940 I'll dropkick that bitch into her next life. 614 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,340 I meant that figuratively, of course. 615 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:05,480 Justin? Now go away from here. 616 00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,540 Okay, okay, just relax. Relax? 617 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,100 Did you just fucking say relax? 618 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,100 God, you look like shit. Drop that knife. 619 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:17,320 Do you even have any bullets left? I'm not putting your goddamn face, you 620 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,000 fucking skank, unless you drop that knife, okay? 621 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,480 Okay. Okay, it's all good. 622 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,040 First things first, I want the keys to the car. 623 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,520 They're in my bag. 624 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:34,259 Where's your bag? 625 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,260 It's in the living room. 626 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:36,820 It's a rental. Shut the fuck up. 627 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:41,120 I want answers from you. 628 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:44,760 If you really are the Antichrist, then you should know things, right? 629 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:46,800 Not when you say things. 630 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:50,280 Things. Things about God and the devil. 631 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,100 Yeah, I know a few things here and there. Look, we can all sit down and 632 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,720 fun. Shut the fuck up. Back off. Back off. 633 00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:59,080 I just need some shit. I'm seriously on the fucking edge right now. 634 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,240 I'm looking for... Give me a fucking reason to shoot somebody. Give me a 635 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,900 reason. I'm gonna stand in that corner and give you girl here a little space. 636 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:06,900 You wanna talk? 637 00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:09,160 Let's talk. What do you want to know? 638 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,160 Where's my sister? 639 00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:14,340 Is she in heaven? 640 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,440 I don't know. 641 00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:18,360 I'm sorry, your sister, she's not one of my Facebook friends. 642 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,980 I don't really have a reason to keep you alive now, do I? 643 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,279 Fair enough. 644 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,580 What do you say we try something a little less specific? 645 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,320 What else you got? 646 00:49:29,770 --> 00:49:31,430 Tell me about God. What about him? 647 00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:33,130 What's he like? 648 00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:37,430 He's a fucking dick. 649 00:49:38,590 --> 00:49:41,990 I don't have to tell you that, do I? Now, you should already know that. 650 00:49:46,390 --> 00:49:47,390 Don't you? 651 00:49:48,790 --> 00:49:50,010 Give you a junkie mama. 652 00:49:50,950 --> 00:49:53,870 Father who was all nasty and burby, crawling up in your shit. 653 00:49:54,270 --> 00:49:55,910 Busted your cherry when you were, what, 11? 654 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,260 What chance you possibly have in a normal life? 655 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,920 All that dick you've sucked since all those greasy old men stuck their shit 656 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,060 inside of you. You still can't wash out the stink of that first time, can you? 657 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:15,100 I could read you like the top line of an eye chart. You're not even a challenge. 658 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,080 Ask me about God. 659 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,800 God doesn't give a shit about you. 660 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,100 You look at that mess in the mirror. 661 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,920 That's all God. 662 00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:33,140 He made you weak, corruptible. He handed you over to us gift -wrapped with a bow 663 00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:33,919 on top. 664 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,160 He was laughing the day you were born, and he's still laughing at you right 665 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,540 That's shit. I'm afraid of babies. 666 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:47,880 Oh, come on. She's right there. Just go chop her fucking head off. It's easy as 667 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,220 pie. Oh, if it's so easy, you go do it. 668 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:54,200 I don't think I'm really going to go down a flight of stairs after you busted 669 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,200 out my knee. 670 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,620 You really afraid of babies, huh? 671 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:00,460 Some shit happened when I was a kid. I don't want to talk about it. 672 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,540 Listen, she's not going anywhere. 673 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,840 There's only one window down there, and Tiny Wang went and boarded it all up. 674 00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:08,920 And why? What did he do to that? Because he's fucking crazy. I don't know. 675 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,460 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is you take care of her. 676 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,300 Go do your, you know, your thing, your stuff, your voodoo or whatever the fuck 677 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:18,000 you call it. Get some practice on that bit. 678 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:19,980 You know what, that's actually a pretty good idea. 679 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400 Help me find my gun. 680 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,080 Where did you have it left? 681 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,000 Well, if I knew that, hello? 682 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,680 You're supposed to be so damn clairvoyant, Mr. Dumbass. Why don't you 683 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,940 where I left it? I can't read a damn thing about it, yeah. 684 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,480 What? I don't know. 685 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,220 Well, then, maybe I'll just pray to St. Anthony. 686 00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:39,620 My mum always said if you lose something, you pray to St. Anthony and 687 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:40,620 you find it. 688 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,440 You gonna pray to St. Anthony? 689 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,100 Yes, I am. 690 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,320 To find the gun that we're gonna use to kill the Son of God. 691 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,200 Damn straight. 692 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,360 You're one twisted bitch. 693 00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:59,580 So I was thinking, why don't we tag team it, you know? I'll go drive him to the 694 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:00,820 Bronx and count Little Miss pregnant. 695 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,600 You can stay here and do your little Harry Potter thing I'm just saying. 696 00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:05,480 I gotta be there when we kill the Messiah. 697 00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:08,260 And I'm not going anywhere with my leg like that. 698 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,820 What? You don't trust me? 699 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,540 I just want to see the whole thing again. 700 00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:13,379 That's all. 701 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,380 My baby daddy. 702 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,260 He can do it. He can get her and bring her here. 703 00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:19,220 Who? My baby daddy. He lives in Riverdale. He's right there. 704 00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:22,340 Oh, my God. I love it when a plan comes together. Hang on just a second. 705 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:23,620 Chuck, Chuck. 706 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:27,600 While you're here, you need to shake that shit off your face. I like my look. 707 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,940 I look like De Niro in Angel Heart. My hair all slicked back. You look like you 708 00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:32,598 need a bath. 709 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,980 That's what you look like. Wait, this guy you're calling, is he reliable? 710 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,840 Oh, by the way, he doesn't know what it is that I do for a living. When he gets 711 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,520 me, I try to, you know, keep it on the DL. 712 00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:48,180 What the hell is this? 713 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,320 It's your dress. 714 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:54,220 If you know shit, it's got a drug for that. If you know shit, it's got a... 715 00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:57,660 Hello? Hey, baby, get this. 716 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:01,400 Where you been? You ain't been to see the baby a week. Listen, stop talking. I 717 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,880 need you to do something for me, and it's real, real important. 718 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,100 Okay, sweetheart? 719 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,160 Okay, I'm listening. 720 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:09,580 There's this woman in the Bronx that I need you to pick up and bring here. 721 00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:11,118 Where's here? 722 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,120 Upstate. 723 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,700 I mean, pick her ass up and bring it here. 724 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:18,540 Is she going to be cool, or is it... No, I'm pretty sure you're going to have to 725 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:20,020 take a bitch by force. No, man. 726 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:26,880 Look, this bitch owes a lot of money to somebody I know, and, um... She's got, 727 00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:29,600 like, a rich uncle, so we're going to hold her until he pays her debt. 728 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:31,780 It's kind of like being a bill collector. 729 00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:34,320 And if you help us out, he's going to give you 200 grand. 730 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,640 That's real nice. 731 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,100 Listen, take down this address. 732 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,340 1806... 733 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,860 Livingston Street off Riverdale Avenue. 734 00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:47,420 My name is Marisol. Listen, I'm a little high right now. Stop talking and go. 735 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,100 Text me when you got her and I'll tell you where to go. My old number, not this 736 00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:51,400 one. What about the baby? 737 00:55:51,820 --> 00:55:52,820 Put her off the street. 738 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,500 She's around my sitter or something. There's only three. 739 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,260 I never had a sitter and I turned out fine. 740 00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,680 Stop wasting time and go. 741 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,480 Alright, I'm going. 742 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:06,860 I think it would be real nice if maybe you came by to visit and you saw the 743 00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:07,860 baby. 744 00:56:12,049 --> 00:56:13,049 What was that huh? 745 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:51,640 Yo, uh, I'm a friend of your, um, oh, uh, my co -girlfriend. Well, I 746 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,860 can call somebody for you. 747 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:57,440 I can call somebody for you, like AAA or somebody. 748 00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,840 Oh, um, can I just come in for a second? 749 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:05,020 Because, um, because I got hurt. Sir, I don't know you. I can't do that. Can you 750 00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:07,700 just leave? Please. I'm having an asthma attack. Sir, just leave. 751 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,960 Okay, baby daddy comes through. Good deal. 752 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:25,940 Now... We just gotta take care of little Miss Thang in the basement. 753 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,380 You broke my phone, you fucking wanker! 754 00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:37,100 Whatever you do to her, make it slow. 755 00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:41,140 That cunt called me around the tank with a goddamn heel. Shit still hurts. I'm 756 00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,980 just gonna use my A -game here. 757 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,170 Crack a... Please. You just learned this shit this morning. Don't act like you 758 00:58:46,170 --> 00:58:47,170 got a fucking A -game. 759 00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:50,330 You know, a little positive reinforcement would be really nice. I'm 760 00:58:50,330 --> 00:58:53,410 positively reinforce my foot up your ass until your nose bleeds if you don't get 761 00:58:53,410 --> 00:58:56,830 the stepping. Now, come on. The dynamics of our relationship changed all in the 762 00:58:56,830 --> 00:58:57,830 past half hour. 763 00:59:24,919 --> 00:59:27,520 You might want to hang back a little bit. You're jamming my frequency. 764 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,960 I got nothing. I can't do it. What do you mean you can't do it? You did it 765 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,860 before. Yeah, I know. I know. I just... 766 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:19,800 Fucking working right now. Well, make it work. I can't. 767 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:31,640 You quit hovering over me. You make me nervous. You're like a fucking hawk. 768 01:00:31,660 --> 01:00:33,680 Well, it's not my fault. You're a lipstick motherfucker. 769 01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:35,360 Please, please. 770 01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:39,140 Just turn the knock -knock down just to taste. Could you fucking... 771 01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:10,550 Thanks for watching! 772 01:02:13,859 --> 01:02:16,660 Thank you. 773 01:02:35,490 --> 01:02:36,730 This can't be real. 774 01:02:37,470 --> 01:02:39,150 Always be able to explain. 775 01:02:39,730 --> 01:02:42,550 Even when you're staring at your own redeeming right face. 776 01:02:46,830 --> 01:02:52,410 See, if God builds houses out of brick, we can't get in. But you, you had a few 777 01:02:52,410 --> 01:02:53,550 cracks in your structure. 778 01:02:54,930 --> 01:02:57,050 The gold didn't even put up a fight. 779 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,040 Here! 780 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,880 Trap is gonna be a fun time. 781 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:18,400 Now, it's time for me to move on. 782 01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:33,040 You've been a bit of a drag lady. You never want to have fun anymore. 783 01:03:33,620 --> 01:03:36,320 So what's the matter? She wants me to eat your skull. 784 01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:40,420 Good thing I happened to be really... 785 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,360 Thank you. 786 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:52,560 I think I got her. 787 01:05:58,580 --> 01:05:59,580 Yeah. 788 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:01,900 I'm pretty sure I got her. 789 01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:15,440 You might want to go down there, Jack. 790 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,080 Blimey, bitch. I told you I don't do basements. 791 01:06:19,370 --> 01:06:23,150 I got a nail in my knee. Oh, you got a nail in your knee? Mm -hmm. Oh. 792 01:06:24,170 --> 01:06:25,710 Jesus H. Hold on. 793 01:06:30,410 --> 01:06:33,090 There's nothing with a pulse in that basement. 794 01:06:33,930 --> 01:06:34,930 For real? 795 01:06:43,210 --> 01:06:44,210 Huh? 796 01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:45,950 Who's the man? Seriously, though. 797 01:06:46,230 --> 01:06:48,030 Seriously, though. That's what you get for being... 798 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,660 Seriously, that's all I'm saying. 799 01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:56,780 That's all I'm saying. This motherfucker right here has got some fucking skills. 800 01:06:56,860 --> 01:06:57,819 That's all I'm saying. 801 01:06:57,820 --> 01:06:59,840 I'm the man. Who's the man? Took you long enough. 802 01:07:02,380 --> 01:07:07,940 You know, I never bought into that whole behind every good man is a good woman 803 01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:08,940 bullshit. 804 01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:12,580 But goddamn, woman. 805 01:07:13,220 --> 01:07:15,940 I mean, god fucking damn. 806 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,689 Not that I'm insecure or anything. 807 01:08:55,890 --> 01:08:58,450 It's just, you know, this is the first time I've ever had sex with anybody who 808 01:08:58,450 --> 01:09:01,010 couldn't telepathically find their sweet spot. 809 01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:02,430 You are okay there, soldier. 810 01:09:03,109 --> 01:09:05,270 Besides, my sweet spot's been worn down to a nub anyway. 811 01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:36,810 Listen, thanks so much for picking me up. I really appreciate this. 812 01:09:37,729 --> 01:09:43,750 The house is up here, like 12 or 13 miles. 813 01:09:44,470 --> 01:09:45,529 That's right near where I'm going. 814 01:09:46,290 --> 01:09:48,109 Are you sure you don't want me to take you to the hospital? 815 01:09:48,430 --> 01:09:52,270 No, it's cool. I'm fine. I just gotta walk it off. 816 01:09:54,630 --> 01:09:55,630 Hey, do you have a cell phone? 817 01:09:56,310 --> 01:09:58,970 Hey, if I'm gonna kill the Son of God, do I need, like, a special knife or 818 01:09:58,970 --> 01:10:01,610 something? Like one with a big -ass skull on top or some shit like that? 819 01:10:01,810 --> 01:10:04,190 Shit, you can do it with a butter knife for all I care, as long as you don't 820 01:10:04,190 --> 01:10:05,190 fuck it up. 821 01:10:07,790 --> 01:10:12,570 Hi, uh, this is gonna sound nuts, but hear me out. Um, me and my friends, we 822 01:10:12,570 --> 01:10:16,830 kidnapped this guy and killed a whole bunch of people, and it turns out this 823 01:10:16,830 --> 01:10:20,010 is actually the Antichrist, and him and my crazy friend Rosetta are gonna... 824 01:10:20,010 --> 01:10:21,010 What? 825 01:10:21,850 --> 01:10:24,330 Yeah. No, yes, that's what I said, the Antichrist. 826 01:10:28,170 --> 01:10:33,910 Okay, I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna start over We're hookers and we we robbed our 827 01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:38,690 pimp and there's this guy and he's gonna This is really hard to explain. Can you 828 01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:41,550 they're gonna kill a pregnant lady. Can you just please send the cops? 829 01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:44,910 Do you hear a knocking sound in the back? 830 01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:49,070 Really gotta get that checked out. 831 01:10:49,730 --> 01:10:50,730 Hello. I'm sorry. 832 01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:54,980 I'm still here Okay, here's the deal. I don't know exactly where this house is, 833 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,880 but the house is owned by a guy named Tiny Wang. 834 01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:58,180 No, no, no, not Tiny Wang. 835 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:04,080 It's something like Toby Wang or Tommy Wang or something. 836 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:07,400 Excuse me? 837 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:10,740 Really? Oh, really? Is this actually... Hello? 838 01:11:11,460 --> 01:11:12,460 Can you hang up on me? 839 01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:15,000 I just got hung up on by 911. How fucking rude! 840 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,560 I'm sorry. You must think I'm totally nuts. 841 01:11:21,450 --> 01:11:22,550 I do know where the house was. 842 01:11:29,150 --> 01:11:34,810 This is the most pointless fucking bullshit I have ever seen. You couldn't 843 01:11:34,810 --> 01:11:37,950 do this outside. You couldn't just leave them there and drag Laura outside. 844 01:11:38,430 --> 01:11:40,830 There's Bonnie out there. He's got this one of Bonnie. 845 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:54,040 Go answer the door then, I gotta go. Yeah, you go carry the call. I'm the 846 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,780 -Christ, I think that deserves a little bit of respect. 847 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:03,100 And what the hell took you so long? Jesus Christ, what happened to you? 848 01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:09,660 Now where's the girl? You did do what I asked, right? 849 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,080 Are you a prostitute? 850 01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:14,600 What would make you say such a terrible thing to me? Of course not. 851 01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:23,690 Are you? Or are you not having sex with strange men for money? Yes or no? 852 01:12:24,050 --> 01:12:25,710 No, I'm not a hooker, you pig! 853 01:12:26,290 --> 01:12:28,950 Now, Gil, better be able to trunk that call. Sir, help me. Don't you ever put 854 01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:29,950 your back on me! 855 01:12:32,790 --> 01:12:34,690 Don't you ever put your back on me, man! 856 01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:36,230 Oh, man. 857 01:12:36,570 --> 01:12:38,210 Take your fucking hands off me. 858 01:12:40,970 --> 01:12:42,850 I cannot believe I didn't see this coming. 859 01:12:43,810 --> 01:12:47,170 What a moron I am. But, man, it's all starting to be clear. 860 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:49,640 Stupid am I. 861 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:54,200 Now I know why you were getting all that money all the time. And I knew I heard 862 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,200 you talking to people. 863 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,940 What a moron I am, huh? 864 01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:58,840 What a moron I must have been. 865 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:02,760 Are you a pimp? 866 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:05,480 I'm everybody's pimp. 867 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:14,500 Why would a pussy with the asshole like you ever get a woman like that? 868 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:17,470 What the fuck are you standing around for? You know what you've got to do. Go 869 01:13:17,470 --> 01:13:18,470 fucking do it. 870 01:13:19,050 --> 01:13:20,050 Come on, push. 871 01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:21,430 Push. 872 01:13:21,610 --> 01:13:22,610 Oh, 873 01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:25,250 hell no. 874 01:13:26,330 --> 01:13:29,510 Fuck that, Rosetta. Fuck that. I'm warning you. Look, you see, it doesn't 875 01:13:29,510 --> 01:13:32,250 to be like this. Hand over the pregnant bitch. We'll forget about all that other 876 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,029 shit. Fuck that. 877 01:13:33,030 --> 01:13:36,050 I'll put you right down the fucking middle. Do not just swing that thing at 878 01:13:36,090 --> 01:13:39,210 I will fucking murder you, do you hear me? Then go take a big, steamy, crass, 879 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:40,930 radical, sexist, great bitch. No, what? 880 01:13:44,780 --> 01:13:47,740 This genius fucking did it. You can do it, you man. 881 01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:51,230 one thing we know how to do in hell. 882 01:15:54,030 --> 01:15:55,030 That's fuck. 883 01:16:05,630 --> 01:16:09,670 You ever read the Bible? 884 01:16:11,130 --> 01:16:13,170 Well, that part's pretty good, Revelator. 885 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:17,960 The rest of it you can pretty much just wipe your ass with. But Revelation's 886 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,480 just got some good shit in it. 887 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:22,700 It is a myth, though, nonetheless. 888 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,860 See, the real Armageddon's not going to have such a happy ending. 889 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:33,140 At least not for God. 890 01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:37,520 Shut her up, will you? 891 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,270 Happy endings are bullshit anyway. 892 01:16:51,070 --> 01:16:53,830 It's all a matter of when you stop telling the story. 893 01:16:54,350 --> 01:16:59,250 Being life, everybody's final scene is a bitch. 894 01:17:58,410 --> 01:17:59,410 my god damn gun. 895 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:53,770 Fucking kidding me. What the fuck is wrong with my head? Who's your father? 896 01:18:54,010 --> 01:18:55,210 What's wrong with my fucking head? 897 01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:58,890 Who's your goddamn father? How the fuck should I know? 898 01:19:00,090 --> 01:19:01,090 Fuck! 899 01:19:10,710 --> 01:19:11,770 You can't do it. 900 01:19:12,470 --> 01:19:13,610 You can't kill her. 901 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:15,710 What the fuck are you talking about? 902 01:19:17,150 --> 01:19:18,830 You can't kill her because... 903 01:19:19,870 --> 01:19:21,230 You're the daughter of Satan. 904 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:26,790 Uh -uh. He sent you, his only daughter, to help me, his only son. 905 01:19:27,710 --> 01:19:28,509 Uh -uh. 906 01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:32,270 It all makes sense now. That's why I can't fucking read you. You don't have a 907 01:19:32,270 --> 01:19:33,270 fucking soul. 908 01:19:33,410 --> 01:19:34,410 Fuck that shit. 909 01:19:34,490 --> 01:19:37,950 Rosetta, you listen to me. You are the daughter of the devil, which would make 910 01:19:37,950 --> 01:19:38,950 you my... 911 01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:57,880 their problem. 912 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:38,060 So your daddy's from hell? Well, I'm from the front, bitch. 913 01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:45,620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 914 01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:22,400 Police are calling it. 915 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:26,240 A bloodbath. Four prostitutes allegedly killing a dozen people in New York and 916 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:29,360 Natteron. The quiet upstate neighborhood is still reeling over the kidnapping, 917 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:33,200 torture, and murder of a pregnant woman from the Bronx and a local couple. 918 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:38,820 Victims included 27 -year -old Marisol Walker and Anthony and Anna Wang. The 919 01:24:38,820 --> 01:24:42,180 bloodbath began here in this Bronx residence where Deniapolis and her crew 920 01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:46,120 murdered their pimp and seven others. Many of them killed execution style. 921 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,300 year old hostage, who told police he was visiting... Police say the man, who has 922 01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:58,860 yet to be identified, was on vacation in New York when he was allegedly 923 01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:00,260 kidnapped by the Craigslist. 924 01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:06,380 Just before he slipped into a coma, he gave this account to police. They were 925 01:25:06,380 --> 01:25:10,980 crazy. They tried to cut that woman's baby out of her womb. I did everything I 926 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:13,880 could to stop them. Police say the victim reportedly attempted to shield 927 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:17,620 woman. Justine DeNeapolis may have initiated the killing spree to avenge 928 01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:21,000 murder of her sister. The Raiders believe it to be 23 -year -old Justine 929 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:25,580 DeNeapolis. Police released her disturbing 911 call in which she 930 01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:29,100 the murder and even accuses one of her captives of being the Antichrist. We 931 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:30,100 kidnapped this guy and killed a whole bunch of people. 932 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,560 And it turns out this guy is actually the Antichrist. 933 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:36,360 It was that 911 call that sent police to the house. 934 01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:58,050 This guy is a hero. 935 01:25:58,310 --> 01:26:01,350 I mean, where are things going? This guy is going to be more popular than the 936 01:26:01,350 --> 01:26:03,950 Beatles. Oh my God, he is just such a hero. 937 01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:07,240 They should clone that guy. Hundreds of them. They should be. 938 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:17,880 I'm praying for him. And you know something? 939 01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:21,520 We need more guys like him. Coming up, you've heard about the rampaging hookers 940 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:25,160 in New York. Find out why some people say it could happen here next, after the 941 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,160 break. 942 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:31,790 He has awoken from his coma. We're going to go live now from St. Mary's 943 01:26:31,790 --> 01:26:34,250 Hospital. Let's listen. I can't thank people enough. 944 01:26:34,950 --> 01:26:40,830 And I guarantee you, I plan on reading every last letter that was sent to me. 945 01:26:41,190 --> 01:26:43,230 Every one, even if it takes me years. 946 01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:46,370 I heard you were a political science major in college. 947 01:26:46,670 --> 01:26:48,390 Did you ever think of running for office? 948 01:26:49,990 --> 01:26:52,230 I do plan on going into politics. 949 01:26:53,070 --> 01:26:56,950 But if I run for office, it's going to be on my belief. 950 01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:58,560 My ideas. 951 01:26:59,140 --> 01:27:00,880 Not on my 15 minutes of fame. 952 01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:02,220 Democrat or Republican? 953 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,000 Pardon? 954 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,200 Are you going to run as a Democrat or Republican? 955 01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:10,080 I guess we're just going to have to wait and find out. 956 01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:16,080 How do you feel about being called a national hero? 957 01:27:17,420 --> 01:27:19,840 I don't feel like a hero. 958 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:21,600 You know? 959 01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:26,120 I wasn't able to save that couple, that woman. 960 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,360 I watched him kill her right in front of me. 961 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:39,120 I just got to thank God for saving me. I mean, if it wasn't for Jesus Christ, 962 01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:42,420 I wouldn't be here. 963 01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:49,540 But, I'll tell you this, I would gladly trade my life for the life of that 964 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:51,600 unborn baby. I really do mean that. 965 01:27:58,250 --> 01:28:01,550 I'm sorry. You don't save that baby's life, dude. Things have been so crazy 966 01:28:01,550 --> 01:28:02,228 around here. 967 01:28:02,230 --> 01:28:05,150 I don't know how I forgot to tell you, but the baby survived. 968 01:28:05,490 --> 01:28:06,490 He's doing fine. 969 01:28:09,510 --> 01:28:10,449 Come again? 970 01:28:10,450 --> 01:28:14,570 The bullet missed the child by just millimeters. 971 01:28:15,070 --> 01:28:18,890 As soon as they brought the woman into the operating room, we were able to save 972 01:28:18,890 --> 01:28:19,890 the child. 973 01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:23,430 The mother, she didn't make it, but the baby's as healthy as can be. 974 01:28:26,150 --> 01:28:27,630 Ironic, but... 975 01:28:28,460 --> 01:28:32,560 The child was born with an advanced bacterial infection and he would have 976 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:34,340 in the womb if it wasn't for this whole incident. 977 01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:39,820 Actually, the bullet that saved that child's life, it's absolutely 978 01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:50,160 That's just... That's just great. 979 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:51,680 I'll tell you. 980 01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:56,120 I'd hate to be on the wrong side of that kid because he's one tough little 981 01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,120 cookie. 982 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,280 You alright? 983 01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:09,920 Huh? 76531

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