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That bacon smells delicious.

I could eat a whole pig by myself.

The bacon is for her.

Your breakfast is on the table. What?

This is your plate.

Great.

Good for you, Dad.

But honey, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

How do you expect me to get by with just that?

You know how long have you been talking about losing weight?

It's been quite some time now.

Two years.

Hey, but I'm consistent.

Mom,

can I have some more milk, please?

Sure, honey.

The gardener's here again?

You're right.

Three strips of bacon at $1 .25 each. It comes up to $3 .75.

Oh, and plus the ham from last night's dinner. It comes up to $4 .20.

Okay, here's the $5 .00. Now, where's my change?

Oh, Dad, I'm sorry. I don't have any change.

But you know what? You're going to have 80 cents as credit for the next dinner.

You have no compassion for your father, do you?

Dad, acting classes are very expensive.

But I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse.

See, whenever I make the big movies and I win the big, big bucks, you get to be

my representative. And I'm going to give you a really good salary.

In English please, in English.

How's work darling?

How's work?

I'm more worried about you not getting thinner.

But I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

And I'm gonna get my tangerine later.

And what's worth it? You look like a tangerine, you know?

It doesn't work.

But it's not my problem.

I mean, I'm following the diet.

And I don't know, maybe something's wrong with me. Yeah, something is wrong.

You eat like a pig.

Of course not.

I eat my vegetables and food without calories.

You know what? I'm not hungry anymore.

I need to go to work.

And yeah, keep notice that you only eat vegetables.

You're not gonna say goodbye?

My arms can't surround that much happiness.

You're drinking two milkshakes?

Oh, Eva!

Just don't ask for two milkshakes if you're not going to finish them.

Oh, no, I just think water.

All right, that's my girl.

So we're still on for tonight at six, right?

Yeah, at my place, right? Yeah. All right, bye. Jump.

You complete me.

No, no, shh, hush, hush.

You had me at hello.

Hey, don't get like that.

He just invited you to study.

All men start like that.

Really? So I drink those two milkshakes alone?

I'm going to end up being more fat than you.

Hi, Helen.

How did you know it was me?

Very easy.

Helen.

You know that essence allows to eat

on the tour.

Those aren't mine.

Those are from the tourist.

Yeah, yeah, right.

I believe you.

Thanks.

Boss? Boss?

It's necessary egg in the kitchen.

I know.

What?

What happened?

Helen. What? Helen.

Yes, yes. I don't want her to work here anymore.

I don't know. It's your decision.

I got to tell you, I will die a Giants fan.

If you judge Judge Barry Bonds on the field accomplishments, oh my God, the

is Superman.

He is really good.

Tough day at court?

Nah.

The elevator's out.

Oh, that's just the one on the left. The one on the right works this time.

Huh?

Anyways, the boss has a big case for you. He's waiting for you in the office.

Okay, thank you.

You're welcome.

Yeah, I'm going to the Hall of Fame, though.

Come in.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Lou, I'd like you to meet Andy Garcia.

Pleased to meet you.

You wanted to discuss the case, sir?

I'd like to do so in private. It's really sensitive.

Absolutely.

Lou, I'd like to bring Andy in on your case.

With all due respect, sir, I don't need an assistant.

It's not about your work product, Lou.

Then what is it, sir?

It's about perceptions.

I mean, look at yourself.

You can barely stand up and address a jury without needing to take a break.

But, sir, this is the biggest case our firm has handled. I can't risk it.

Lou, you've done a fine job preparing the evidence, testimony, arguments, but

have one or two witnesses left in this closing arguments.

I want Andy to be the front man.

Is this what the firm wants, sir?

Yes it is.

You're the boss.

It's on internet.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

I'm sorry. It's really cold.

Yeah. You got everything inside, right? Yes, I have pen, paper, notebook, the

book, highlighters, markers, everything. Yeah, yeah. I even have a whiter just

in case we need to, like, wipe stuff out. And then I have a lot of erasers.

All right, cool. Hi.

Oh, hi.

Hey.

It's kind of cold, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, don't worry. We have a fireplace, and it's going to be really

All right, cool. Yeah, so you said math. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm really good at that. Watch.

Nine times.

Nine times I've explained this to you, Mr.

Conga player Andy Garcia.

I get it.

Nine times.

Like nine innings in a baseball game.

What?

you're good like i really i just don't understand it um but uh hi hi nice to

meet you mrs pizarro hi nice to meet you dave uh ask your daughter to help me

out with math because i'm doing really bad in algebra class she's really good

yes it's excellent great so can i get you something to eat or drink um no

no mom you know that after school i always just

Drink water.

Oh, water.

Oh, okay.

So, some water?

Yeah, that's fine. Just water. Sure.

Okay. I want to get some water. I don't know. I'm coming back.

I'll let you study.

Ah, thank you. Your mom's really nice. Yeah, she forgets. She forgets. No, I'm

kidding. Just water, you know. Yeah, I've always drank water. But can you

me out with this? I really don't know. Yeah, yeah, math, math.

Yes, square root. Can you describe it?

My love, without your love, I can't live without you. I want you. I just need

you in me.

Oh, thanks.

Oh,

sorry. Oh, math, yes. Why didn't you ask about math?

Who do you think's feeling sexy tonight?

Who? Me!

Is it well mating season already?

Don't bother me. I'm so tired.

What are you doing?

I was waiting for you.

Waiting for me for what?

It's our anniversary. You forgot?

What? Come on. I have many things to think about than to think about those

stupid things.

But it's still early.

We can celebrate. No, no, no. I'm going to bed.

But what about our date?

Yeah, maybe tomorrow. Tomorrow, yeah.

The gardener again?

Oh, yeah, yes. I asked him to plant some geranium in the corner.

Just to graduate art.

Some what?

Patty, what's happening?

It's getting late.

You talking to me?

You talking to me?

You must be talking to me because I haven't seen nobody else here.

No, I'm talking to Robert De Niro.

I know. I told you I'm a good actress, right, Mom?

Wow.

Look,

when you're gonna become this great actress, and I make billions of dollars,

I make so many great movies, and I make... We've read it a hundred times,

Um, anyways, Mom, I didn't get to eat any dinner last night because I was

studying with Dave.

Can I have a double portion? Yeah, you're right.

Beautiful. Thank you.

I have 80 cents credit.

Don't forget.

What are you whispering?

Oh, it's because my dad does not believe me that I am a great student and I have

the best grades in the whole school.

Yes, you better believe her. Yesterday, a guy came to ask for help because he's

the best student.

Congratulations, my daughter.

You're going to be a great merchant and an awesome actress.

Why not him?

Honey, breakfast's served.

I don't have any time for breakfast. I'm going to work. Bye.

Okay, Mr. Andy.

Have the case laid out and explained.

You understand?

Not really.

What is it that you don't understand?

All of it?

All of it?

So much for the Dodger tickets that I was going to give you.

Dodger tickets?

Well, yeah, not anymore. You won't be able to go to the game because you're

going to be here burning this.

Okay. Enjoy your ride. Thank you. Good morning,

Helen.

Good morning, Mr. Brooks.

Are you feeling better?

Better? Yeah, better.

I asked Mr. Allen if you could be our guide today.

He said you would feel well.

So can you all be the guide?

That's weird.

I'm fine.

I forget about me.

Okay. Ciao.

Hey, Lou, have a seat. No, don't.

Wow, you sure lighten your seat. I didn't hear you coming up on me.

Sir, are you sure about Andy?

Of course I am.

It's just that he's more of a hindrance than help.

I feel like I'm going backwards trying to bring him up to speed.

I have an easier time explaining things to my son.

I already told you he's the face on this.

But, sir... Look at yourself.

You're out of breath just standing there talking to me. It may not be right, it

may not be just, but it's the way things are.

And Joy will have a hard time focusing on your words.

Sir, I know I'm out of shape, but I'm a good lawyer.

Listen, your weight is a distraction.

If you lose a few pounds, you'll be unstoppable.

Until then, pretty boy stays.

That's final.

So what are you going to do about your weight?

Hi, can I please have the biggest, fattest burger you have with extra

And can you add extra calories?

Three large fries, three shakes, and two Cokes.

Hi, guys.

Hey, you're regular. Ten tamales.

You're funny. I think you're confusing me.

With another girl that looks like me that comes in here and eats that.

you know, I always eat a salad.

Oh, that's right.

Your salads are coming right up. Thank you.

Oh, my God. There's this girl that looks exactly like me that comes here and

eats thin tamales.

Oh, God, it's disgusting. She looks like a pig.

Anyway, I always eat a salad because I'm healthy like that.

Okay, lovebirds.

Time to go.

I mean, we should stay here and keep studying, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So, see ya.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Louis,

I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful... What?

The significance of the... Yeah, what's on paragraph five?

Tell her.

What?

Tell her.

Take it easy, man.

I told... Another moment.

Now tell her.

No. Another moment.

I told her.

What did you say?

No! I told her!

Miss Kelly! Miss Kelly!

My boat! My boat!

I'm going to tell her.

Elena is gonna get fired. What?

Yes. Why?

She's fucked.

Well, that's discrimination in my country.

It's my work, and she's always eating.

Well, you just need to tell her that.

She needs to stop, but that's it.

I did.

It's not necessary.

Mr. Allen?

You're right.

But you should tell me.

I quit.

Hey,

sweetheart. Did you see the moon tonight?

What about it?

It's one to make love to.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

Let me know when the moon's like that and you lose 60 pounds.

Mr. Peters wants to see you both in the office.

Did he say why?

I just delivered the messages.

Sorry.

You wanted to see us, sir?

Yes. I wanted you guys to know there's going to be a lot of press in the

courtroom tomorrow. And I don't just mean local. We're talking international.

A win will give out.

from a lot of publicity.

And there'll be a lot more cases.

That's great, sir.

I know I don't have to tell you, gentlemen, that the more cases means

opportunities. Okay?

You're gonna have to add another partner.

A senior partner?

Is there any other kind?

Well, that's great, sir.

I put together a solid case.

Great. How solid are your arguments, fat boy?

Pretty solid. Not even an idiot can blow this case.

That's good, because... Glad to hear it now.

Get out of here.

You'll win a case.

Do we win the case yet?

If that's possible.

What's wrong?

Oh,

hey. Hi, Kathy?

Hi, Elena. How are you?

I'm fine, thanks.

But Steven didn't come home last night and he doesn't answer his phone.

What? Well, so can you look for him to his work or something?

The office is so far away.

Okay, maybe we can... I can help you. I can go for you, alright?

Okay, okay.

What's up, hey?

Shut up!

My friend Elena has a problem, so we're gonna go and look for her, okay? I need

you to stay right here.

And be cute with me, alright?

I'm so glad that nobody has a problem.

Because if you had one, you can get out of my bed right now.

It says here that the charge against both of you gentlemen is assault with

bodily injury.

This whole thing is crazy, man. They assaulted us. Those guys came up to us

swinging in the parking lot. We just offended ourselves.

Remember now, I'm representing you so there's no need to alter the truth.

We're not big guys. You know, we're not violent guys.

You know, we're no punks.

But I do know karate.

Now, who threw the first blow?

They did.

I see.

All right, guys. So, like I

was saying, if you guys are telling me the truth, I think we have something

here. Wait, but you're sure you know the prosecuting attorney and the owner of

the pub?

Absolutely. I have it completely under control.

Okay? So when are we going to get that footage?

We're going to get the footage.

Don't worry about it, guys. I got this all covered, and I'll see you guys on

day of your trial.

Excuse me, so what can we expect from you today?

We're going to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the manufacturer

installed...

Brake lines hit our client's vehicle.

I don't understand anything.

Can you please explain?

He said we're going to prove our client's case and hold the manufacturer

responsible.

Want to take my picture?

Anybody?

Excuse me. So what can we expect from you today?

With the evidence we have gathered, it's a no -brainer. We're going to win

today. Are you a good lawyer?

We're the best. Can't you tell?

Court is in session. The Honorable Pedro Fernandez presides.

Take your seats.

Court is in session. We call the first case. The state versus Mr. Romo. The

charge is murder in the first degree. Mr. Romo, is your counsel present with

today? Yes, I am.

Okay. Counsel, how does your client plead?

100 % innocent.

Mr. Romo, do you agree?

100 % innocent, Your Honor. I'm sure you're innocent, sir. I'm sure you're

innocent.

Court finds the defendant guilty of murder, 20 years.

We'll take him into custody.

What? Hey, you sit.

Get up. No, no.

Your Honor.

No, you... Hey, you... I... Stop.

Stop.

Your Honor.

It was in my phone.

I mean, he wanted me to kill him. He wanted you to kill him. Yes, yes.

Your Honor, I... I kill you if you want me to kill you.

Really? Yeah.

Wow. Wow. No good need goes unpunished. 20 years.

No. Your Honor.

Your Honor. No.

Hey,

what's up, girl? Hello.

How you doing today, Mia? I'm wonderful, thank you.

What you doing? What you got going on?

Oh, you know, I'm going to be gone for a little while, you know, but I'll be

back real quick. You know,

maybe we should go out. Maybe we can get together.

Should I include that as well?

He's a good -looking man. I mean, if you want his number, go ahead.

All right, next case.

Counsel.

Mr.

Cannon, what is your position at Creston Motors?

I'm a quality control supervisor.

And what exactly does that entail?

I reviewed test results, various components that are used for manufacture

assembly of our vehicles.

Did you review the test results for the braking line used in a motorbike?

I did.

Do you have the results with you today?

No, I believe they were delivered to your office as requested.

A copy has also been provided at the time.

Thank you, counsel.

Mr. Cano, what were the results?

The brake length all passed quality control safety test administered.

You know the questions, right, Andy?

Yeah.

Got it right here.

You're welcome.

I have no further questions.

Your witness, Counsel.

Good afternoon, Mr. Canale. Good afternoon, Counselor.

How long have you been at your current position for? Since I was promoted.

Okay.

Thank you,

that's all I have.

I object, Your Honor.

I have a question, Your Honor.

I have something to say, Your Honor.

Your Honor, do you realize that there's not a single homosexual in this

courtroom? I object.

Because the night is so cold in Wyoming.

Have a seat, Counselor.

Counselor, one more outburst in my court, and I'm going to hold you in

I'm going to lock you up in the plumber, and we'll see if there's any

homosexuals in the courtrooms you show up in after that.

Have a seat.

Yes, Your Honor, I apologize.

Your Honor?

I would like to call Mr. John Fernandez to the stand.

Mr. Connell, you're excused. Thank you, Your Honor. Counselor, is there anything

else that your impriliqued dummy may have forgotten?

No, Your Honor.

John Fernandez to the stand.

Bailiff, swear a man.

Raise your right hand.

You swear to tell the truth. Everything that we need to win this case is right

here.

Don't mess this up.

Your witness, counsel.

Your Honor, you look lovely today. New robe.

Thank you, counsel. Is that a new tie?

Actually, I've had it for two years. No, it looks nice. Can't tell. Continue

with your cape. PJ Maxx.

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen, this cape...

It's simple in nature.

You okay, counsel?

Your Honor.

I object.

This trial is a travesty.

A travesty of a mockery of a sham.

of a mockery of a travesty of a double mockery of a sham.

The only mockery here are your accents in my court, sir. Take a seat.

Yes, Your Honor. I apologize to the court.

Crescent Motors.

Crescent Motors.

In an effort to maximize profits and minimize costs, knowingly utilize

substandard brake lines in the manufacturing of their Supermoon Star to

This is...

I was saying before my colleague rudely interrupted me.

This is evidence to the multitude of brake failures, which have been

as the main factor in over eight traffic collisions, one of which caused our

client serious injury.

Mr. Fernandez, were you employed as a quality control supervisor for Crescent

Motors? I was, but I quit.

Okay.

And why did you quit such a good paint job?

Because the company wanted me to falsify safety test results.

Oh.

Did you?

Of course not.

I didn't want to be responsible for people being killed just so the company

make an extra buck.

So then what happened?

I quit and they got Connell to sign off on the test results.

I interrupted you.

Don't be mad, Chubbs.

Don't call me Chubbs again.

You've insulted me three times, and if you do it again, you're going to suffer

the attack of the buffalo.

Okay, okay. Relax, relax.

Get to work.

You look so hot.

What?

I want you.

Can we talk about this after the case?

No, I want you to know.

Now. Oh.

The court's going to take a brief recess of ten minutes.

Oh, that's great.

Twenty minutes.

Oh.

rise. Court has recessionized.

I apologize for asking for a ten minute recess and only taking five minutes.

Court is back in session after much deliberation and

counsel did present some very convincing arguments to me.

However, I'm going to have to find for the plaintiff.

Case closed.

Next case.

Do you have any further statements to make?

What's going on?

We won the case, Andy.

We won? Yeah, we won. Thank you very much.

I did it.

I did it.

Too good to be true.

You said you were a good lawyer.

Why don't you ask the judge about that?

I will.

So what happened inside?

This ruling came out in our favor.

We as Americans cannot sleep at night.

Breaks.

We all need them.

If we didn't have breaks, we would hit the person in front of us.

Sounds so simple, doesn't it?

But just imagine if you didn't have breaks.

So I just want to say thank you so much.

for believing in our law firm to take it to the next level.

Where would we be?

Imagine a world without break.

It'd be chaos.

Thank you, guys.

You're looking at a new partner to a very successful law firm.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

That means I have to take the kids to school?

That's right.

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Show me the money!

What are you, Dad?

Have a good day, sir.

Did you see Kershaw pitch that set out last night against the Yankees? I did.

Kershaw's my hero.

I love the guy, absolutely.

Lou, come on in here.

I was just congratulating Andy on how well he spearheaded the Crescent

Motorcase.

Spearheaded?

Him? Yeah.

Do you remember how I told you guys I was going to have to point another

partner?

Yes.

Well, here you have me.

Mr. Peters just gave me the great news.

Isn't that great?

But I went out and signed all those claims.

I put this case together from scratch.

All he did was recite the lines. I begged him.

And you gave him the partnership?

Look, Lou.

We have an image to uphold. And frankly, the weight is an issue.

My weight didn't stop me from winning the case.

It's fine. Of course, we'd love to give you a bonus and maybe make you a part of

Andy's team.

What?

Don't worry, chumps.

I'll take care of your come -and -play reviews.

I told you not to call me chump!

Look, pal.

You're talking to a Tai Chi master.

No.

Lou? Lou, what are you doing?

and then Dave came over and we were studying and then he was so close to me.

smelled so good. He's so cute.

Don't get too excited, sister.

Why?

I mean, Dave's like the cutest guy in school and you're... I know.

I'm what?

Just look at yourself.

You know what?

You're just jealous of me because he actually came over to my house.

I'm just looking out for you.

Oh, baby. Oh, my goodness. You're so gorgeous.

Oh, baby.

Hold on.

Baby, I'm going to go.

Wait, wait.

Oh, my goodness.

Really, guys?

Oh.

Hope you guys were having a good time.

And you?

My gardener?

Really?

Can't believe you.

You guys keep on going. Don't let me disturb you.

You know what?

Continue. I'm going to grab my stuff and I'm leaving.

You know, better yet, I'm not going to take anything. Do you know why?

Because I'm disgusted with this bedroom.

Disgusted, okay?

I hope it was worth it, huh?

I really do.

Okay, man, look. Wait.

Go figure with the gardener?

That's why I caught my own grass, neighbor.

to help my friend.

Help me find love for those who have a little more weight.

Heavy duty lovers.

What do you think? Could work?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What the hell's going on here?

You are depressed.

You have a broken heart.

But I'm not going to stay right here and look how you don't do anything for your

life. Dad!

Dad! Dad! You're dead, Dad!

Oh, you're lying!

You're lying!

Oh, God.

Well, I am depressed.

But my heart is not broken.

Look.

I didn't love Steven anymore.

Did you have a party here yesterday?

Dad,

I'm hungry.

There's food in the refrigerator.

The refrigerator, there's... Okay.

I see myself in the mirror every day.

And I'm, like, fat and fat.

And I'm just, like, holding on to the relationship, but...

Is

this the exam you give your son?

I'm hungry.

Feed me, please, Father.

Feed me. I don't feel like going out. I don't feel like getting ready.

All right, folks.

We can do this the easy way.

You're just an excellent woman.

You're so beautiful.

And I know that there's going to be a guy that loves you just the way you are.

No, look at me.

Dad, you can't go on like this anymore.

Look, I have a plan, okay? So I went online and I found this dating site

single people go in. She's going to want me like this.

Dad, I know that there's going to be a guy that loves you just the way you are.

Stop resisting, okay? I have it all covered up.

Now listen to me.

There's this website that is called Heavy Duty Lovers.

Daughter, please.

Dad, look, look, look, look, look.

Everyone in there has a couple of more pounds than usual, so nobody really is

ashamed, and they're all kind of little chubby, lovely people.

Look. A website? Yeah. Oh, no.

It doesn't work for me. Come on.

You have to stop.

bother me with that i already said no you remember how steven used to call me

fat lady pig that's because steven is a stupid

guy and you don't have to listen to him okay okay if you want we

don't have to do it well maybe you can just help me to get a new laundry

and a new dress Because tonight is my night with my new matcha, the Mexicano.

I don't feel like going out.

It will help you. Come on. Please, help. You're my best friend. Please.

Lina, come on. Come on.

We won't do it? Oh, no.

If you don't want to, we don't have to do it.

We don't have to do it?

But I can do it myself

Wow

dad looking sharp you're gonna have a lot of pretty ladies

coming after you maybe Oh

No, she has too many

Oh no, she's too skinny.

Oh no,

she needs to wear more clothes.

Oh no, it is not.

Is that my Tio Pepe?

Does he dress like a woman?

No, no, no, I didn't see that. I didn't see that.

Cute!

Why are you so sad? You're always sad.

Well, you know why.

Okay.

You've been like this, like, a month.

And you promised that you will change.

But, you know, I have a solution.

Do you remember the beige, heavy, dirty lover?

Yeah. Okay, yeah. So I brought you here for a reason, okay?

Well, I have made you an account.

And you don't know how many chubby girls threw themselves at you.

Yeah, that's because they haven't seen me. No, no, no, they've seen you.

I have already put some photos.

What? Why did you do that? We have an agreement.

Yes, we have.

But I never said that I wasn't going to do it alone.

Dad,

you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself.

There are so many people that love you just the way you are.

How do you know that they're going to like me?

Because... They already did. So there were a lot of chubby girls that threw

themselves at you, but I chose the top ones. Look.

Yes.

Come on.

There are so many cute guys in there.

Maybe I don't have nothing to lose.

This isn't even bad at all.

I'm leaving to Mexico in a week. In a week? But you just met her.

I know I just met her, but we talk a lot on the internet and we have so much in

common. Dad, I don't want to lose you.

You're not going to lose me. I'm just going to go meet someone.

That's a line from Joe Black, right?

Dad, don't listen to her. She's always acting.

How horrible to have a family that doesn't support me. Because whenever I

a big... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You know what? Fine, fine.

Let's go shopping. Let's go get you a lot of good clothes so you can look

handsome.

You know, I don't want to buy any new clothes. I don't want to take anything.

I want to start a new life over there.

Okay, it's correct.

Now is now.

Oh my god, wow, you look amazing.

You look like Angelina Jolie before divorce.

But in this moment, she's busy.

Fuck it.

Oh, don't make me feel bad.

Oh, I'm joking.

Come on, you call me in no mysterious way. Would you like to order anything

else? Yeah, another coffee, please.

So mysterious, and I was like, okay, maybe she's depressed, and I have to be

best friend, you know. But look at you. You look beautiful.

I'm feeling better.

I've been in touch with a big and lonely soul.

Really? Yeah, remember him?

Yeah. Well, he's a lawyer from Los Angeles, and he's going to come see me.

When? In two days.

Good day.

Thank you. Thanks.

Good day.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

You don't look happy.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Tell me.

Do you remember my macho mexicano?

Yeah.

Well, he was married.

What? Yes.

How do you know?

We were on a date, and then the wife came, and kids, and it

was horrible.

Don't be sad.

You'll see. You'll find another macho Mexican.

Oh, I don't believe in that anymore.

Trust me.

I found mine.

I'm here.

Oh, where are you? We're going to pick you up.

Well, what you told me, the pyramid.

Well, but what part of the pyramid?

There's cactus, there's trees, and lots of pyramids.

Oh, he's in the pyramid, though, near the river.

Oh, okay, we know where you are. We're going to pick you. Don't move.

Okay, I'm not going to move. These pyramids are so beautiful, I can't stop

looking at them.

I'll be right here.

Okay, bye -bye.

Wow,

Elena. Elena, you're so much more beautiful in person.

Oh, thank you.

Get in.

All right.

Welcome. Hi.

Please don't eat too much because I have a big surprise for you, okay?

Nice. Oh, my God, you look so cute.

I love you. Bye.

Bye. I love surprises.

Don't listen to my friend. She's a little nuts.

We can eat something.

So then you mean you're not eating so much? No, no, yes, yes, but just a

soup. That's fine with me. I love soup.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Did you like the food?

I loved it. It was so good.

Yeah. I feel like I'm in heaven.

It's good.

My arm can't around that much happiness.

Let me know when the moon is like that and you lose 60 pounds.

Something is wrong.

You eat like a pig.

Is this well made peanut butter?

I just need someone to love me for who I am.

And I want the same thing, Elena.

I haven't eaten that much in my life.

Same here.

I can't eat no more.

I feel the same way.

Elena, what do you always want for dessert?

Pan de elote, flan apolitano, and dulce de choconote.

Thank you.

I hope you enjoy it. And with permission.

Thank you.

I think I ate a little too much.

Why do you say that?

Well... Okay.

bravo bravo wow that was awesome

sweet i can't you hear that because that was

the fertility dance because you're gonna have a lot of babies

don't listen to her

that you haven't eaten enough okay because i have a surprise for you the

restaurant my well my well okay

you look so

good but in love things too are perfect treats at crowds bye bye

she's right on that what are we doing in a hotel We're looking for a room for

you here in Teotihuacan.

They're going to treat you well.

Wait a minute. Don't you have a house?

I do, but not you.

Okay, but I was hoping I can stay with you.

No.

Well, why not?

Well, because we don't know each other well.

Amen.

Are you okay?

Shut up and kiss me.

Hi, handsome. Did I wake you up? I'm sorry.

Where's the gardener?

What gardener?

I do it myself.

You don't have a gardener?

No.

Yeah!

What are you excited about? No big deal. Don't worry about it.

Let me help you do the work here, okay?

Just promise me you'll never hire a gardener.

But I don't need a gardener. We can do it together.

Awesome. Here.

I gotta send a picture to Luca.

Wow! I have never seen my dad look so happy like this before.

I think when you were born, there was a beautiful smile drawn on his face.

That thing again?

Luca! Come back!

You look so happy.

What's up, Sandra?

Oh! Hey, Sandra.

Dave, hi. Hey, how's it going? Hey.

Is it going good? It's going great. How are you?

I'm good, I'm good.

I kind of need some help with my math homework, and I was wondering if you can

help me out again, because I really did not understand from the last time. Yeah,

I can help you. Do you want to go right now? I'm not doing anything right now.

Do you want to? No, I have to go to practice right now, but later, like at

night, I can.

Yeah, you want to come to my house? Yeah, yeah, what time's cool?

Six, six to three.

Yeah, I think that's cool actually, yeah.

I will always love you. I love you so much.

You promise?

Yeah, what's up?

Yeah, I promised you I'll be there at 6 tonight.

We're good. Oh, yeah, because you're coming to my house at 6 p .m. for math.

No, we're coming here to school.

We're coming to school? No, I'm just fucking with you. We're at your house.

you're so funny.

Thanks, yeah.

All right, cool. I'll see you there, right?

Yes. Later, Sandra.

Elena, I thought it over and I want to stay in Mexico.

Really? Yes.

Katie's thought the same, you know.

She fell in love with the pyramids of Chotihuacan.

But she's still waiting for her Mexican machete.

This place is magical.

Wow. We're going to start a new business for people like us. And we're going to

call it Heavy Duty Tourists.

Like heavy duty lovers?

Yes. We're going to have bigger feet.

We're going to have snacks.

But most of all, we're going to have food.

All of the heavy people in the world are going to want to travel with us.

I think it's an amazing idea.

Bye, chef.

Bye.

This is my boyfriend, Lou.

You think you can make that special dessert for us?

Of course.

Thanks. Do you want dessert?

Yeah. It's going to be an gastronomical experience.

Really? Yeah.

All I got to say is tonight is my night, bro.

Have a seat.

What can I do for you, gentlemen?

Your attorney said he'd get us off the hook by having our case dismissed.

Mm -hmm.

Well, let me get more familiar with your case.

You were represented by... The big guy.

Lou. Lou, Lou, Lou, La, La, La, Pizza.

Yeah, that lawyer. Yeah. Liar.

Yeah. Let me get Andy in here to see if he knows anything about your case. You

get me Andy in the office, would you, doll?

He's just been on the computer all day. He looks to be very busy.

Well, tell Mr. Garcia to stop doing whatever he is doing and come into my

office.

Yes. There you go.

Come on, Candy Crush, level three, baby.

Andy?

Oh, don't work so hard.

Just relax a little bit.

Mr. Peter wants to see you and he's not very happy.

Why? I don't know. I just deliver the messages. I don't ask.

Yeah, boss?

Hey.

This is the guy who screwed our case up.

He was supposed to get us dismissed, but this clown ended up getting us a trial

by jury.

Yep. Sir, excuse me. My friend here has been a little riled up.

Feathers are a bit ruffled, and you can understand why.

What he's trying to say is that this sorry excuse for an attorney got our

sabotaged by not bringing the evidence and by flirting with the prosecuting

attorney. Look, Lou never gave me the surveillance footage, so...

I had to improvise.

Gentlemen,

please relax.

Don't you worry about a thing.

Don't you worry about a thing. I'll take care of you guys.

Can I have one of these?

You want one too?

Here we go.

Have a great day, guys.

Can I have one too, sir?

No, numbnuts!

Go to the third client to complain about you as an attorney.

Well, Mr. Peters, three isn't too many.

Three isn't too many?

Well, no, it seems like a little.

Three cases that you've worked on and three complaints.

Seems like a little?

Three out of three.

So I got a perfect record.

Okay, well, look, I've just been having some bad luck.

Bad luck?

Yeah, you're right, it is bad luck. Bad luck for me.

Look. It seems like we made a mistake letting Attorney Pizarro go.

To be honest, sir, we made a really good team.

You don't have anything good to tell me.

Uh, of course.

I have something really good to tell you. Thank goodness. What's the good

The Dodgers give the Giants a really good beating, and we're going to the

playoffs. Ha, ha, ha.

I'm a Giants fan.

Do me a favor, will you? No, do yourself a favor.

Get out of my office.

Get out of my office!

Okay, should I leave now? Get out of my office!

Yes, sir.

Great idea.

It's only been a few months, and we're full for the whole year.

Yeah, I know.

How should we celebrate?

Yes, Mr. Peters?

Call Attorney Pizarro.

Okay.

Looks like Mr. Pissarro's number is no longer in service.

What about his house?

Mention of the greatest and most famous actress, Sandra Monroe.

You know what? No, no, no.

Sandra De Niro.

It looks like Mr. Pissarro's number is no longer in service.

No, no, no. Yes, it is. It's Mr. Pissarro's home. He's actually my dad.

I'm just practicing how I'm going to answer my phone whenever I become a

actress and I make millions of dollars.

Oh, this is Diana from the law firm. Mr. Peters told me to call.

You are his daughter, right?

He told me about you.

Here.

Hello, can you come into my house and talk to me?

Oh, hi, Mr. Peters.

No, yeah, you know, that's good. It's gonna be a little difficult because my

is in Mexico.

And I don't think he's gonna come back.

If I've heard correctly, you are an actress, right?

No, I'm not just an actress. I am the greatest actress.

Can you come into my office and talk to me? I have something I'd like to propose

to you.

Show me the money.

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

Every man has a price.

I'll wait for you here today.

Time is money.

Thank you, baby. Get out of here.

Dave?

pick me up right away?

Yeah I'm gonna explain it to you on the car.

Are you full?

I have a litter room left.

Because they have the best pizzas ever.

Pizza? Yeah.

You want?

Get it?

Stop the music. Stop the music.

Stop it. Well, well, well.

Who do we have here?

Miss Piggy and Mr. Pig.

Honey. You couldn't get anything better.

Look at yourself. Who could love you?

Who's this?

My ex -husband.

Your ex -husband?

You better apologize to her right now.

What?

Look, you can talk to me like that, but you can't talk to her like that.

And what if I don't want?

You're going to suffer the attack of the buffalo.

Come on. Is this for real?

Where did you get this guy?

Are you going to apologize now?

No. No, I'm not going to apologize.

No? Now you're going to suffer the flight of the buffalo.

No, no, no. Wait, wait. I will. I will. I will. I promise.

No, my queen.

I'm happy to meet you over dinner with a deputy attorney.

I mean, babe.

Are you sure you're not going to get home early?

Do you think she has a gardener? Aye, for sure.

You don't know how much.

Bye.

She's crazy about me.

So what is your dad doing in Mexico?

Oh, that is a long story.

Well, the only advice I can give you, Mr. Peters, is don't get a gardener.

That's absurd. My wife would never.

Oh, what about the gardener? I want your dad to come back.

You couldn't have said that over the phone?

I did not come here to waste my time. You know, I am a very important and

actress. And besides, I already... told you, my dad is really happy in Mexico.

Elena,

let's go.

He was drunk.

But what if he's right?

Don't let what he said affect us.

But what if you love me just because we're fat?

Elena, do you remember the first time we met?

I do.

And we said to each other, we want somebody to love us for who we are.

And I love you for who you are.

But what if you love me just because we're the same?

What if a skinny girl appears and you go after her?

I can easily say, what if a gardener appears?

A gardener?

It's a long story.

Look, I want you to love me for who I am.

Not because we're fat.

I need you to prove me that you love me.

Okay, so what do we do?

No. Yes. No.

Yes. No.

Yes. No. Yes. No!

Oh my god! Dad?!

looking at the computer?

A picture of my dad.

He lost weight.

What?

How did he do that?

With love.

What he never had with you.

Congratulations, Lou. You are a big loser.

Thanks. Very good, very good.

Thank you. And you, you are gaining weight.

What?

Good hormones.

We need to run tests.

Can we do an exam? Look, no exams.

Nothing, doctor. I like this woman just the way she is. You don't need it this

skinny. I love you just the way you are.

I love this body.

No one.

Hola. Hi.

Oh,

yeah. But that's fattening.

Elena, I love you the way you are.

Thanks.

Oh, come on, baby.

Thank you. We're going to have a good time.

Elena, I can't believe you did this all for me.

I feel like I love you in so many different ways.

Different how?

Like, I love you more.

Waiter, please bring me a big piece of paper because I have a huge order.

We're excited.

All right

Delicious.

No more.

There's the buffet.

Well, I'm going to the dance with Arthur.

How about you? Well, I'm going to go with Dave.

I'm going to actually ask him today what color he's going to be wearing his suit

so I can buy a dress so I can both look really cute together.

Oh my God, we've been studying together every day at my place and he already met

my parents.

Are you sure you're going to go with him? Of course. I'm going to ask him

now when I see him.

Because...

Sandra, Sandra, Sandra. I thought you and I were going to go to the dance

together. I thought you and I were going to go because we were spending so much

time together.

Sandra, Sandra.

Sandra, we were just... We were just flooding, Sandra.

I tried to tell you.

Sandra, no. Sandra.

Sandra!

Sandra!

Sandra!

Well, hello, Madam Irma.

Yes, the garden is really bad.

Well, of course it is.

I haven't seen it in over a month.

And why not?

Until your husband's checks come in, I'm not going.

What do you mean?

I thought we... Oh, please, don't kid yourself.

Are you serious?

Until I get paid, I'm not going.

And now, please excuse me.

But I have a lot of work to do.

My husband's gone to work.

Did you already cut the grass?

Oh, yes.

Let me look at you, baby.

Turn around, baby.

Damn. Let's go. Hurry, hurry.

Remember Dave?

Yes, what happened? The guy that I like, he came to the house the other day.

I asked him today at school, like, was he going to wear for the dance so we

could go together?

He said that he didn't want to go with me. He was just using me.

cell phone ring lately.

That's because the kiss you gave me last night had me so discombobulated that I

turned it off and I forgot to turn it back on.

27 messages.

For me, how about that?

Lou, our daughter is in the hospital.

We don't know what she has.

She just said she wants to see you.

My daughter's in the hospital in L .A.

So, doctor, what is wrong with my daughter? Why is she wearing a neck

I'm not sure. It's just for safety.

Why is she in so much pain?

We're gonna have to do more tests, and I will let you know tomorrow because I'm

not sure what she has.

You're gonna be okay?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'll let you know tomorrow.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank you.

You're gonna be all right. You're gonna be just fine. No, I can't. Right, Mom?

I can't. I can't without you.

I'm right here.

I'm here with you now.

Daddy, promise me that you won't leave, please.

Honey, I started a business in Mexico.

A new life.

I have a relationship.

Okay, honey. I promise you I'm going to stay. I won't go back to Mexico.

I love you too.

The only explanation I can give you is that she got better because her dad is

here. My dad is here. I love you. I think so, too. The blood tests were

If she shows any kind of relapse, just bring her back.

That's awesome.

So she doesn't need a neck brace?

No more pains?

No more. No more.

She can just go home now.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my dad is here.

I love you so much. I love you too. How you doing, Mr. Peters? Lou, look at you.

You've lost a ton.

Oh yeah, hiking those pyramids of Duffy Wakai.

Apparently so.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Sir, I'm here because I'm here to apologize.

It's all right, Lou. We all made mistakes and I'm a good man.

Get back to work.

Wow.

I just have one thing to ask that I don't have to work with Mr. Garcia.

Of course, then. You are appreciated.

It's good you're here.

You're welcome here. Now let's get back to work.

Thank you, Mr. Peters.

I won't let you down.

I called you yesterday.

I know. I know you called me. I just didn't... I didn't pick up the phone.

Why?

It's because I... Elena, I just didn't have the courage to tell you that I'm

going back to Mexico.

I knew it.

It's because I couldn't lose weight, right?

No, no, Elena. It has nothing to do with your weight.

I love you the way you are.

I knew it. I told you before.

I'm not making this up.

I promise you.

Don't do that.

It's just that my daughter is sick.

And she made me promise not to leave her ever again.

Please don't lie.

I'm not lying, Elena.

What can I do for you to believe me?

Just come back.

I can't go back, Elena. I can't. I promised my little girl she needs me.

Okay. But just don't lie.

Hello?

Elena?

Son of a bitch!

It's not his fault, you know.

I told you.

That's the reason why I want my... big macho mexicano with his brown skin and

with his big sombrero, his big boots.

Yesterday I saw a movie of Tony Infante and Pedro Aguilera.

It's not like that.

It's Pedro Infante and Antonio Aguilar.

I don't care, okay?

I want him.

Me too.

What, my guy?

No, no, no. My fat man.

Oh. We'll take that.

Singing makes your skin happy and your hearts hurt.

This is my boss.

Jorge Negrete makes us the bosses.

Well, I just came to tell you that here is your Mexican male.

My Mexican male, finally.

And I want to tell you that... Oh,

how little the males lasted.

No! No? No.

Give it back. Tell me what?

We are young ones.

We don't feel like we are going to die.

Thanks to the tradition of these customs, these men, these women,

show their hearts, their energy through the word.

Lead your feet to this place with all respect.

Let us rejoice our hearts.

Let us rejoice our faces.

I want to get married too.

But what happened with your kids?

What happened was... Luca, give it back!

Don't you remember how happy Dad was?

Hang on to that box. Tell me what's going on.

Beautiful, beautiful father.

Who loves you? Who loves you? I do. Yes, I do.

Do you remember when I was really sick and I was at the hospital?

So, Mr.

Peter thought it would be a good idea to give me the role of a lifetime.

My dad is really happy in Mexico.

What am I supposed to do with all that money I had for you?

What

do

I have to do?

He paid me to act like I was sick.

What?

Daddy, I love you. I'm sorry.

So what am I going to do now?

Well, you were happy in Mexico, right?

So then, why don't you just go back to Mexico?

What? Call the love of your life. Tell her you love her, you want her back, and

you want to be back with her. And go back to your old life.

Really?

Really, son?

Yes.

Okay. Okay.

All right, that's what I'll do.

Thank you.

Daddy!

I'm a good actress, huh?

The best actress, honey, the best.

Good luck and have fun in Mexico.

I'm absolutely going to Mexico. But first, I got something I got to take

of.

Hi, Mr. Peter.

Hello there.

Do you remember the attack of the buffalo?

Good, because now you're going to suffer the flight of the buffalo.

And here I am.