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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Oh, that was a long trip, but I am glad my mum set this trip up.

You're going to be my stepdad.

You're going to be part of the family, you know.

We need to get to know you.

Yeah, buddy.

We're going to have fun.

I'm going to have a look around.

Cool. I'm going to take a shower.

What happened?

This fucking bitch has punched you in your face.

Hey, you cannot talk to my stepmom like that.

I can talk however I want.

What are you doing in my apartment?

It's my apartment. No, you go. I show you. I show you. I booked this

Look at this. This is a date. This is a time to check in. This is a money list.

My bank account. You see?

This is my apartment.

Someone did a mistake.

What the hell?

Why does he have this thing?

I'm gonna call the owner.

Yeah.

Hello?

Yeah, I'm calling you from the apartment.

I am Gina Gerson.

You know, I checked in with my stepdaughter and we found here two guys

say they also booked this apartment.

Could you please manage somehow to take these guys out to find them another

place?

How do you mean? Which story?

I don't need your story.

Look, I don't want money back.

I just want you to manage these guys' sleep to another place. Because I don't

want to share a place with them.

No, it's not my problem. You have to solve it.

I see.

So? They say you have to move out and find another place to sleep.

I don't think so, honey.

It seems like we have to share the apartment.

How do you...

You can stay left side. We're going to stay right side.

That's it.

Hey, buddy.

What are you doing in my room?

Your stepdad's taking shower.

And since we have only one bathroom, I decided to leave.

So?

Why are you in here?

If he's always asshole like this... I don't really know him. He's only just...

He's only just married my mum, so I don't really know.

I see. Alright.

Whoa. What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

What? Don't you feel comfortable?

This is my house, and I decided whatever I want. If you don't like something,

you can leave and take yourself that with you.

Otherwise, you know what to do.

You want me to massage your foot?

Yeah, go ahead.

For fuck's sake, why?

Yeah, like this.

Feels like you do it the first time.

I feel your dick getting harder.

Yeah.

And another one.

Okay.

Yeah, make it harder.

I like it harder.

Okay, that's quite nice.

Where are you going?

I'm just curious to see how it looks like.

Really?

Yes.

Okay.

Show me. Show me.

Show me.

Oh, nice. It looks like a big one.

Oh,

nice. Look at this.

So, do you want to leave now?

Do you want to go?

Or you want to stay?

Or go?

Go to the lift.

Go to your father's lift.

What the hell

are you doing?

We have only one bathroom. What do you think?

Are you crazy?

You cannot be naked.

Why?

I am not married.

If you don't like what you see, you can leave the apartment.

What's going on here?

Well, I tried to make them leave.

But, on that way?

Yeah, look at you.

I see you going the same way.

Sam, are you crazy?

It was her wedding.

Well, guys, since we are here already, let's enjoy the weekend.

Come on.

That's sweet, family.

Hey.

I don't care if you do or not do.

Oh, you're so good.

Can I call you Daddy?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, if you tell this to your mother, I won't.

Oh.

I love you.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

So...