All language subtitles for Followed.Home.2010.720p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG]

Dude, it's spring break.

Key word, break.

If I wanted to spend the week partying,
I would've, but that's not the case.

Oh, I can care less.

The way I see it, and remember, this is
only if I can recall correctly, but the

massive amounts of smoking and boozing,
as you like to call it, ugh, every time

we go to Vegas or Cabo, I always come
home feeling worse.

So,

Cancun, no thank you.

Oh yeah, get this.

So, mom and I are watching this run -of
-the -mill chick flick last night, and

the cabin down the street gets super
loud.

Yeah, I can't get away from you animals.

Right, I'm going to go right over there
with my 50 -year -old mother in tote.

Say, hello, can we party with you guys?

Oh, right.

Yeah, she should have been back by now.

She just ran down to the house to grab a
few things.

Dude, Santa Monica is only two hours
away.

Yeah. I mean, not that I can complain.

A little alone time is really hitting
the spot right now.

Speaking of which, if all is so perfect
in Cancun, what the hell are you calling

me for?

Geez, geez, I was just kidding.

Seriously, you'd think I'd be able to...

Hey.

No, sorry, I just...

Laura, I'm going to have to call you
back.

I think the neighbor's dog is in the
yard again.

Yeah, yeah, I'll call you right back.

Bye.

Damn it, John!

Hey, hey, sorry about that.

Oh no, it was just the neighbor's dog.

It's totally annoying.

He's always breaking into our backyard.

Yeah, just knocked over a bunch of
stuff.

Me first. You next.

No problem. Just call me back. Bye.

No!

No!

Oh!

Good morning.

Kate with a K. Did you catch Dodgers fan
last night?

I'm actually a Giants fan.

Actually, you have no Christmas bonus.

How are we looking this morning?

Great, just getting ready for Big Bear.

Really? Yeah.

I'm going to meet the infamous Lauren.

Yes, yes you are. I'm going to pick her
up around 11.

Awesome. Speaking of which, what time
you got?

Um, 822.

Okay.

How do you feel about closing the shop
around noon?

Amazing. All right.

Okay, I'm going to go take care of
business. Catch you in a minute.

Is it weird?

Is it cool that I'm going, you know,
with Eddie?

Are you guys okay with that? I mean, if
it's not, then... No, no, no, no. It's

cool. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, it's cool.

No, we're going to Big Bear. Okay.

We're... We're going to be there.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, there he is.

In the flesh, baby. What's up? How you
feeling? Living large.

Perfect, man. You ready for some
mountain air or what? You bet your ass I

Oh, me too. Can't wait.

Hey, I know it's Lauren and I aren't
spending the weekend alone either. Hell

yeah. You know how I roll.

If that's how you roll, why are you
whispering?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Thinking that makes you feel better? Go
with it.

Like balls.

Don't be telling me about your Saturday
night, Eddie. Hey, man, great time.

You're lost.

Yeah.

So is everything ready to go or what?
For the trip? Yeah.

Owner's going to stop by any minute,
drop out your keys, and pick up a check.

Very nice. Very nice. What time are we
heading out?

Talk about the check I'm going to write.

Okay. Yeah.

The check I'm going to write.

Yeah, it's about the check you're going
to write.

What, you need some lotion? Your dry
skin's acting up?

I'm really glad we're gonna be spending
the weekend together.

Me too.

So I was thinking maybe you could help
take care of some of the damage,

some of the load.

Dude, I have no fucking clue what you're
talking about. I'm talking about going

halves, you cheap son of a bitch. Just
keep it down.

What you been your tight ass for?

The biggest tight ass in the world
wouldn't be able to sleep at night

got laid on someone else's dime. Dick.

You're going to write that check whether
I go or not.

Yeah, but it just so happens you are
going.

So man up quit being a bitch.

Oh, bitch, huh?

I'd rather be a bitch than an Indian
giver. Now you're a tight -ass racist.

How?

Indian giver? Yeah. They're Native
American.

Your grandma's Native American.

My grandma's so nice to you. I know. I'm
sorry. You should be. Tell her to say

hi. That was rude. She makes the best
afternoon snacks.

She does. I know. Oh, that's so good.
Oh, God.

So, uh, cabin, one o 'clock, meeting up?
Yeah, that'll work. Perfect.

Kate, what's up? I don't mean to
interrupt or anything.

No, never.

What's going on?

There's a guy to see you about the
cabin.

Can you show him the conference room,
tell him I'll be right in?

Got it.

Why are you being such a bitch? Why are
you being such a bitch? I cannot believe

you're such a... Oh, you were gonna say
Jew. Oh, I was not gonna say Jew. Yeah,

you were. You were gonna say Jew, I saw
it. I was not. Yeah, you were.

You're paying for food and gas.

Fine. Fine. Fine.

Fine. Fine. Fine. Tight ass. Racist.

Mr.

Fidget!

Talk to me.

Yeah, I'm almost down. Be right down.

Whatever you tight -ass racist.

Yeah, you stay, too. I gotta go.

Peace.

Fucker.

So I'm finally gonna get to meet the
infamous Kate.

That's funny. She said the exact same
thing about you.

What?

How did I come up?

I don't know, maybe the fact that we're
going to spend the entire weekend

together? What did she say?

So I'm finally going to meet the
infamous Lauren.

Don't be a jerk. What?

I meant, other than that, what did she
say?

Nothing, really.

Why not?

Babe, I don't know, and to be completely
honest, I don't care.

I'm telling you right now, I'm not
putting up with any bitchy attitude.

I'll put her in her place.

That's fine.

I'm being serious.

I know you are, but I bet you a thousand
dollars when you meet each other,

you're going to be all smiles.

Is that right?

Yeah, that's right.

You got proof of those thousands of
dollars.

Whatever.

Let's go.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, good afternoon, ladies.

Beg me, bitch.

Hey. Hey, what's up? This is Kate.

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Lauren. Nice
to meet you, too.

How's it going? You guys ready? Excited?
Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. I'm really

sick of thinking about school. I just
want to get the hell out.

That's exactly what I said.

Huh.

Cool. So what are you studying?

Journalism. You?

Chicano Studies.

Yeah. Haven't really decided what path
to take yet. Oh, hey. It's never too

late.

Sure.

Alright,

finish the meet and greet in the car.
Rush hour, let's roll!

Alright,

anybody got to take a piss?

Too fucking bad.

Dude, there's a stop in like 15 miles.

You gotta go, you gotta go.

So have you guys been up to Big Bear
before?

Yeah, once when I was a kid.

I've never been.

You come up here a lot?

Yeah, about three times a year. My dad's
big on camping.

Nice. Yeah.

So you know any horror stories about the
woods?

Maybe.

Come on, guys. I get really freaked out
about this kind of stuff.

Oh, you party pooper?

No, I'm being serious.

Party pooper?

This really did happen.

What happened?

Are you sure you guys want to know?

You're right. Never mind.

Party pooper.

Go ahead.

Okay, so me and my family, we always
stay at the same cabin. We rent it out

lawyer guys.

Well, we rented it out one weekend, and
suddenly the guy calls and he has to

cancel. And he asks if it's okay if we
move it back towards the next weekend.

So we move it back towards the next
weekend, and my dad's trying to get a

of him to get the keys.

The guy never returns his calls.

So the weekend comes and goes, and we
still don't hear from him.

And that's when we hear it on the news.

The lawyer's son took his friends up
there and stabbed them to death one by

And then he returned home as if nothing
happened.

Of course, the parents' children were
wondering where their kids were.

They ended up finding them buried in the
woods.

Yeah, and we never stood in that cabin
again.

What happened to the son?

I have no idea.

Who died?

Wow.

Oh, my God. It is absolutely gorgeous
out here.

It's amazing, isn't it? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, don't worry about it. We'll
get the bags.

What is that, man?

Yo, Eddie.

What's up? Let me ask you a question.

You don't have to answer if you don't
want to.

What's up?

How'd you wipe your ass?

Dude, do you think Kate's wondering the
same thing?

Well, the way I see it, if she's not
wondering how you wiped your ass, she's

probably not the type of girl you want
to be messing around with.

Fuck, man.

I had to eat a fucking Fiji burger, man.
Fuck.

What am I gonna do?

How'd you wipe your ass?

Well...

You're a sick man, Eddie.

Ingenuitive. That's why you're my
partner, but you're a sick man.

What do you think I should do? Should I
bring it up in conversation?

Like try to laugh it off maybe or
something?

Yeah, fuck it.

Yeah, but you should probably wash your
hands, you know, before you try and take

things to the next level.

Yeah?

I'm sure that would work.

Let's start.

Hey, do you need help? Yeah, I'm going
to go wash my hands real quick.

Okay.

I love it up here.

My dad used to take my sisters and I up
here for the weekend.

Yeah? Yeah.

You see that cabin over there?

Uh -huh.

That was the first cabin we ever
vacationed at.

How many times have you been up here?

I don't know.

But my sister Kara always used to take
us to tree bark homes.

She hates her about being a weirdo, but
I bet you if you'd asked her, she would

know. Yes.

You see this scar?

Jesus, look at that.

Yeah, it's not that big. It's huge.

I'm surprised your head didn't fall off.

Yeah, well, I got it playing hide -and
-seek in front of the cabin.

It's little, but it's not quite crazy,
actually.

I was kidding.

Well, my dad always warned me about
coming up here. He said, the lake let

keep your life and it could take it at
any minute.

You mean that's kind of harsh?

Yeah, but it's my dad.

He's always scaring the shit out of
people.

Weirdo.

It's off you.

I never met my dad.

I'm sorry.

It's not like I'm crippled or anything.

Well, maybe emotional.

Really?

No. I'm just kidding.

Why, you are such an asshole! I know,
sorry, I had to do it. I'm sorry, I

Yeah, I don't like you anymore.

Oh, come on, I was just kidding. I was
just joking.

Alright, but in all honesty, though, I
was never really that close to my dad.

I mean, I always made up stories about
him giving me fatherly advice and all

that, but... I don't know.

I guess it's pretty cool that you and
your pop share some good memories, you

know?

What?

I don't know whether to believe you or
not. I'm being serious.

Okay.

So I'm going to ask you a question, and
you don't have to answer it if you don't

want to. I wipe my ass with a sock.

What?

Earlier. You know, in the car?

Um... Okay, well...

I was going to ask if you thought it was
a good idea that we see each other.

I needed this so bad.

Yeah, me too.

I wonder how Eddie and Kate are doing.

I'm sure they're fine.

As long as Eddie doesn't bring up
shitting on the side of the road.

You're one to talk.

What?

Do you remember when we first went out?

Yeah. Seafood restaurant. The umbrella?

No, before that when we were still just
friends.

Uh, coffee in the park?

Bingo.

Yeah. We drank coffee, we talked, and
somewhere in there you fell madly in

with me. That is not how I remember it.
Oh, really?

Why don't you enlighten me then?

My memory serves me right. I distinctly
remember a certain someone having way

too much coffee.

You're going to put that on?

And then you went over to the nearest
tree.

Farthest tree. Oh, okay. You went over
to the farthest tree and emptied your

bladder in front of me.

I was comfortable around you.

We only met the week before.

Yeah.

You know, I was a little surprised that
you took my call the next day.

So, how'd it go?

Dude, everything was going great. We
could have one of those, you know, kind

bonding moments.

Oh, bonding.

Is this like dry English wit bonding or
tell each other your dreams bonding?

I'm going to go with the latter.

You want my honest opinion?

Please. A man should never shit where he
eats.

Never, under any circumstances, shit
where you eat.

You know why?

Are you being serious or is this some of
that dry English wit humor?

Because the odds of getting shit smeared
on your steak are 100 to 100.

That means it's going to happen, Eddie.

Fuck, dude.

You tell me this shit now?

You know, fatherly advice like this
would have been a bit more valuable last

week, you dickhead.

You know, what's done is done.

I mean, you told her how you felt.

You wiped your ass with a sock.

I mean, you're just going to have to let
things go the way they'll go.

All right, well, what if everything goes
good up here and then horribly bad back

home?

Well, I guess we get another
receptionist.

Yeah? And this time, can we get an ugly
one?

Well, yeah, we could. Or, I know this is
going to sound crazy.

Maybe you don't make little Eddie make
all your decisions for you.

Okay. All right. I know how to make this
a good weekend.

Okay.

So Sam and I met in college.

And, yeah, some class, fuck, I don't
remember what course it was.

Some fucking elective. There you go,
yeah, some fucking elective.

All right, so anyway, we became pretty
good friends after that, and it was only

a matter of time before drinking got
thrown into the plaza.

Cheers to that.

So there we are, you know, drinking and
drinking and drinking.

And soon I started to notice that Sam
was starting his own business as soon as

he had about five beers on.

You're a dick. No, seriously, it never
failed. He'd get all excited and loud.

And then all of a sudden, stop.

What?

That's supposed to be me?

That is not me.

Bullshit. Never failed. Every time. I
swear.

I probably actually accepted this job a
good 20 times, man.

That's not the way it happened.

Bullshit. Wait, wait, wait. So how did I
get hired up?

Yeah, well, for the longest time, it was
just Eddie and me. And then, like,

shit, out of nowhere, we drastically
start picking up.

We start mixing meetings with potential
clients, which leads to losing money,

and then boom, two weeks later, you join
the team.

Do you ever think about working at the
office?

Oh, no, never. No way. Two people in a
relationship working the same office is

just asking for trouble.

So, um, let's play a drinking game or
something.

Yes!

I got a drinking game. All right. It's
called The Drinking Dart.

Oh, man, dude, no.

I don't like where this is going.

The first time I made up this game,
Eddie and I were at some bar up in

What was that?

Third year of college.

Anyway, he can't stand it because he
never ends up remembering anything after

the fourth and fifth darts.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

All right, so how we play is we each
grab a business card.

Hey, man, go get some paper and a pen.

No.

I'll get the fucking paper.

So we put our business cards up on the
dartboard, wherever we want, and then

take turns each throwing a single dart.

Now, if you hit a business card with
your dart, the owner of that business

takes a shot.

If you hit your business card, you take
two shots.

Now, we could play with beer to make
this last longer.

Yeah, I want to go first.

$500.

Does I pass out in half an hour?

No, I think my money's on Eddie.

Oh, thanks.

Okay.

Wait, by the way, why did you put the
company's address on there?

Well, it's supposed to be business
cards, not name tags.

Oh, man.

All right.

I hate this game so much. You do not
have to drink that. No.

Yeah. No, I have to drink this.

I have to because if not, we're just a
bunch of animals.

Apparently. We're just a bunch of big
drunk animals.

And that's not going to happen.

Yeah. So cheers to Los Angeles.

Cheers.

Let's go for a walk, man.

You're the boss, boss. No, you're the
boss.

You are the boss.

You give my paychecks. All right, walk
it. All right. Walk it. Get over here.

All right.

Goodbye. We'll be back.

We'll be right back.

Bye.

How you feeling?

Quite lovely.

How are Sammy doing tonight? Did he tell
you I've been a good time?

Yeah, for sure.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Guess what?

I'm getting late tonight.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Cheers to that shit.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh.

I'm all right.

I'm 100 % okay.

I got it. I got it. We'll do it. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. We'll do it.

I'll go

Well,

I know you guys don't want to go so I
figured we'd go up to tell the afternoon

come back

Good morning, sunshine.

Did you sleep all right?

What the hell are you guys doing up so
early?

Well, we were just talking about what
we're going to do today.

We're going to wake you.

I knew that game was a bad idea.

There's still a lot of breakfast left
over.

That's not going to happen.

How about a shot?

Dude.

Make you feel better.

I'm going back to bed.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

He's coming.

Oh, my God.

He's coming.

He's coming.

He's coming.

It's all right.

She's been stabbed. She's been stabbed.
We've got to get a hospital.

We've got to get a hospital right now.

Where's the phone? It's inside.

It's inside.

We'll get you to the hospital.

We'll get your help getting inside the
car, okay?

There's no reduction.

Keep trying. Keep trying. Go. Come on.
We've got to go.

Can we lift you?

Come on. All right, Eddie.

Let's go. Come on, we gotta go. All
right, pick her up, Eddie.

Easy, easy.

Okay, pass me aside, pass me aside.

Grab the door, grab the door.

Girls, let's go!

Hey, get in the truck, Kate.

Detective Jacobs.

How you holding up?

Well, I guess that's a pretty silly
question at this point, right?

Right.

Wow, you're 24 years old.

You know I got a son that's about your
age?

You know, whenever he wants to leave the
house at night, I get this bad feeling

in the pit of my stomach.

I mean, it's not like my boy is involved
in drugs or gangs or anything like

that. I mean...

I caught him in a drinking bid one or
two times, but nothing's really ever

beyond that.

Now, my wife, she has always, well, ex
-wife, I guess, for now.

But anyway, she's always saying, yeah,
yeah, just let him be.

Let him be young.

But that's just it.

I know what happens in the world.

I've seen the ugly side of society.

You know, a couple years ago,

There was this kid, you know, came up to
stay at one of the cabins up here with,

you know, some friends.

One week later, we're digging bodies out
of the woods.

I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say
is the world's an ugly place.

Now, I mean, it can be beautiful, you
know, to keep your nose clean and keep

your head out of your ass.

But there's an ugly side, a darker side.

And I'm sorry you had to see it today.

What happened to the girl?

Abby?

She died in the hospital.

I'm sorry, Sam.

Hey, we're going to put you guys up.
We've got a few rooms at the local inn

can put you up in.

No.

I actually think I would sleep better if
I just went home tonight.

You want to talk it over with your
friends first?

No, they're going to feel the same way I
do.

I'll have the courage to bring your
belongings.

You know, things like this, they're
never easy to digest.

You know, I don't care who you are.

But don't let it stop you from finding
the beauty in life.

You'll find yourself missing out.

How was Lauren doing?

I talked to her yesterday, but not even
for a minute.

She said she just wants to be alone.

I told her to call me if she wanted to
talk, but... How's Kate?

She had a class today.

Yeah, that's right.

How's she doing?

She's alright.

She's really freaked out, you know.

Yeah, I do.

How are you?

Too soon, man.

Just give it a couple weeks and I'll
feel like a bad dream.

I sure hope so.

No more cabins?

But if I go the rest of my life without
seeing another cabin, I'll die a happy

man.

I'll drink to that.

Two minutes. I'm almost ready.

Babe, come on. I still got to pack my
shit. My mom told me to tell you to

by the way.

Your mom's not here?

No, she'll take my brother to the
doctor.

Ooh, hey.

You know what I'm thinking?

What? I think we should take advantage
of the house being empty. Help me! Is

that right?

Yeah, that's right.

It's coming from the guy who's in such a
rush to get home.

Five minutes.

Three. If you do that one thing.

Help me! How about we save up for
tonight?

Two minutes.

Yeah? Yeah?

Got it!

Yeah. I'll be ready in two minutes.

I'll hate you.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, baby.

Yeah, I'll come right now.

Okay.

Every once in a while, I have these
nightmares where I'm running from

evil.

I can't see it, but I can just feel it
in my bones.

I just keep running.

I'm running.

But every time I turn around, it just
keeps coming after me.

And it suddenly feels like something is
holding down my legs, and I try to

escape it, but I can't.

And then just before the evil reaches
me, I wake up.

I feel like I can't wake up from this
nightmare.

These things happen, and you need to
know that there's nothing any of us

have done to avoid this.

He could have not have gone in the first
place.

The people who think that way never
leave their house.

I feel like I should have never have
left.

I won't say that.

Everything's going to be okay.

I don't think we should be together
anymore.

You don't mean that.

I do, but I don't. I just...

But not right now. I'm just really
confused.

This is bullshit.

Please, don't take that with me.

Every time I think of you, I think of
what happened. Every time I think of

happened, I think of you. I really just
need to be alone for a little while.

Your mom's been putting this bullshit in
your head. Don't bring my mom into

this. She's the only reason I can think
of that you would make such a stupid

fucking decision. I haven't told her. I
haven't told her anything.

I just... Being in a relationship is the
last thing that I need right now.

Don't. Stop it.

You don't have to say anything. If
that's how you really feel, I'm not

try and stop you.

Thank you.

If you want to...

Thank you.

She left me, man.

What?

She called me over to her house so she
could let me go.

Well, where the fuck did that come from?

I don't know.

Fuck her.

Maybe this was meant to be.

Agreed.

What's so funny?

Nothing, dude. I just keep thinking
about the cabin, dude, and the trip we

Okay.

Well, it's just... I fantasized for the
week before about what would happen

between me and Kate, you know?

I imagined I'd have this nice dinner.

I'd crack a joke or two that would A,
make everybody laugh, and B, make her

think, wow, this is one charming
motherfucker sitting in front of me.

I think I'm gonna... No, wait.

I know I'm going to give myself to him
tonight.

You know, and then we'd head into the
living room, have a couple of drinks.

I'd play a few songs on the acoustic,
Beatles, you know, all of them sung to

her.

And then at some point during my set, I
don't know, maybe fourth song in, she,

without warning, mind you, dragged me
into one of the rooms upstairs, which

the most candles in it.

Ah, but instead I spent the entire day
and night puking because of that fucking

drinking game you made up, man.

Oh, man.

I'm sorry, man. I swear to God, dude.

I came to devil's work, you know that,
right?

Can you even play the guitar?

Hey, man, it's my fantasy. I can do
whatever the fuck I want.

I could have perished into that fucking
cabin, bokeh in hand if I wanted to.

I gotta get out of here, man. I can't
stay here.

Yeah, you should go, man. I'll hold down
the fort.

What about you?

What about me?

Are you gonna go home at all?

Nah.

Nah, I need this, man. If I don't stay
busy, I'm gonna start climbing the walls

or something.

Alright, man.

I'll hit you up later on.

Alright?

You're a good guy, Sam.

Even if you're a tight -ass racist.

Tightly locked out of yours.

She's a sneaking crime female. She fired
her.

And I suppose George is quizzing him,
too.

A little.

I think he feels a deep resentment
because you cut him off from your work

He's an opportunist, not a scientist.

I don't trust him, nor I don't.

They're both spying on me.

I'm not here. I'm in bed. I've been in
bed an hour. An hour. You understand?

Oh, won't you come in?

Thank you. Is Professor King here?

I'm sorry, he's asleep.

He went to bed an hour ago.

Oh, I see.

Are you sure the professor's asleep?

Tell him that Ted Baxter's here.

It's urgent.

What do you want him for?

Please tell him.

Bye.

What are you doing there?

I had to see you.

So glad you did.

I was sitting in class and all I could
think of was holding you.

Just what?

What? I got something for you.

What is it?

Well, I know how much you love your
veggie burgers, so I decided to bring

something special.

What kind is it?

Veggie.

Deluxe.

That's all.

Kate.

Will you marry me?

Yes.

Kate. What?

Eddie, you're scaring me!

Let me get the Fiji Deluxe Special Extra
Onions.

Extra Onions.

Anything to drink?

Just give me a diet.

You want to Fiji -size it for 79 cents
more?

Yeah, sure, why not? Let's do that.

All right, man.

Your order will be out in a few, and
I'll ring you up. All right, perfect.

can you put some ketchup in the bag for
me? You got it. Thanks, man.

Hey. Hey, you.

What's going on?

Nothing. I just got back from school.

You?

Oh, you know, I'm just patiently waiting
for my Fiji Deluxe special.

I probably could have guessed that.

I'm not predictable, huh?

When it comes to Fiji Burger, oh yeah.

Totally.

How are you feeling?

Tired.

I haven't really slept.

Yeah, that's probably what you need.

I know that's what I need right now.

Yeah, a few days in a coma would do me a
lot of good right now.

Yeah, that does sound pretty good.

So, how are things at the office?

It's good. You know, it's quiet right
now.

Do you remember what you asked me at the
lake?

Yeah, I remember.

Yeah, well, I've been thinking about it
and I don't think it's such a good idea.

Where is this coming from?

I don't know, I just... I just think
things are complicated enough right now,

you know?

Hello? Kate?

Yeah, I'm here.

What do you think?

I think you're right.

Friend?

Friend.

All right, well, I'm going to grab my
grub real quick and hopefully slip into

one of those comas you were talking
about.

I'll see you tomorrow?

Yeah.

All right.

Bye, Kate.

I have a letter of

introduction to the head of the College
of Oceanography here, Professor King,

which explains why I'm here at this
particular minute.

I was on my way to see Minnie's home and
I stumbled in onto this.

Oh God.

Hey.

Hey, Kate.

How you feeling?

Yeah, me too.

Where's Eddie at?

He hasn't come in yet.

You wanna get a quick cup of coffee or
something?

Yeah.

I'd like that.

Yeah, me too. Let's go.

Alright.

I drive you by?

Sure.

You know, I spent the whole day
yesterday replaying everything that

my mind.

Over and over and over.

It'll get better.

All things do with time.

I just keep thinking about everything
that led me up to us being there.

It's like, what if I had done this and
what if I hadn't done that? And it all

leads back to the same answer.

I was destined to be there.

My dad told me to be careful every time
I go up there.

Guess it wasn't my time.

I can't explain it, but, you know, I
think us being there may have stopped

man from killing another person that
day.

Lauren's a lucky girl.

Yeah, let's not go there.

Sorry, I just... No.

I think I'm going to head back to the
office.

Yeah, if it's okay with you, I'm going
to hang out here.

Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna take off soon.

Yeah, okay, cool.

Look, about what happened earlier, I
don't want anything weird between us.

No. Kate, the two friends helping each
other out through a rough time.

Right.

Good night, Kate.

Good night, Pam.

Don't wake up Sam.

So I take it we're not really on our way
to hang out with some chicks.

What do you think?

You know, I see it, but I don't believe
it.

How did you manage to pull this off?

You know those business ideas I've been
throwing around?

Yeah, the 12 Shots Deep, I'm going to
open my own web design company?

Somebody actually took them serious.

Dude, I'm proud of you, dude. What can I
say?

Congratulations. All right. Thank you,
man. Thank you.

So where do you go from here?

You mean we?

Yeah, I like the sound of that.

I mean, fuck, dude. I've already
accepted this job like a thousand times.

I just don't want to assume anything,
you know?

Yeah. Assume you're a dick.

Assume you're a dick.

Come on, man. I'm just messing with you.
Yeah, you're never going to let me

forget it either, though, are you?

Honestly, no.

Not happening.

It's my future out of front, though,
after all, huh, asshole?

Yeah, I guess so.

So are we going to go inside or sit here
and stare at the fucking sign all day?

You ready?

Hell yeah, I'm ready.

Let's check this shit out.

Oh, I left the fucking keys in the
restroom.

You're here?

If I was superstitious, I'd tell you
pretty much your Texas location.

Yeah, I'm going to heck your ass, too.
You can keep it up. Oh, I won't. Get my

ass out of this.

So what are we going to do now?

Alright, get in the glove box.

Ah, I see.

Okay.

You know, I wanted to give you the tour
and then smoke them in the front door.

So what's it sell for the parking lot?

So I take it from the cigars that you
spend all your money on office supplies.

I got nothing to say to you, man.

Well, I got something to say.

Okay.

Here's the many successful years at this
location that you have successfully

had.

All right, nicely put.

Here. Here.

Allocated us some money for a
receptionist. We don't need no fucking

receptionist. Come on now.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Of course I'm right.

Dude, we could spend that money on way
better things, dude, like that titty

joint we passed like two blocks from
here.

What better place to start the job on?

Right? Better bring those applications,
baby.

Woo!

Yeah. Fucking love this life.

Hey, bud.

It's me.

Do you want to give me a call back when
you get this?

There's nothing serious.

I want to shoot the shit, you know?

Alright, hit me back.

Thank you.

Knackers!

Josie recently became single again.

Now I know what you're thinking.

Finally, right?

No, but seriously, you guys sent in some
very nice words of encouragement as I

go through this exciting and beautiful
path of self -discovery and personal

fulfillment.

Along with your very kind words, you
also sent me some very interesting

questions that I will...

I really enjoy watching your blog.

Okay, blog is short for video blog. I
think you are very pretty and very

I am sure that your future is filled
with many possibilities.

Don't let yourself be tied down.

Sincerely, yours, Head .71

Okay, well, I guess that wasn't really a
question, per se.

But I'm still going to comment on Hed
Dogg's 71 comments.

grappling with the relationship in
regards of how I felt.

And yes, I know grappling is a wrestling
term, but that's

how my heart felt.

Like it was grappling.

Some might call me selfish.

Some might call me a bitch.

Some might even call me a weirdo.

Is this a book?