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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:09,590 Richie, honey, you got an appointment with the dentist today, but I can't find 2 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:10,910 my car keys. Have you seen them? 3 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:13,150 Gosh, no, Mom. 4 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:19,550 Oh, wait a minute. I was wrong. 5 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,830 Tomorrow is the dentist's day. We're supposed to go to the zoo. 6 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:28,190 Maybe you left your keys in the fireplace behind your press too long. 7 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:33,490 You're right. 8 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:38,610 Oh, wait a minute. I was right the first time. Today is the dentist. 9 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,470 Tomorrow is the zoo. 10 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:44,890 Oh, Mom, you tricked me bad. 11 00:00:56,670 --> 00:01:03,010 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 12 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:06,790 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 13 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:10,370 Some people say it's even harder to find. 14 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:17,470 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 15 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:25,350 A doll like you is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of everything. 16 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:30,090 And please don't buy. 17 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:32,450 We're going to fill our house. 18 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:58,860 It's the bigger love of the family 19 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,500 I have an idea about this year's prom. 20 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,780 I think we should definitely have one. 21 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:17,100 Oh, great idea. 22 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 I love it. 23 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,100 Okay, well, I guess that's it for new business. 24 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:25,340 Uh, no, it isn't, Kathleen. I'd like to raise a few issues. 25 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,040 There you are again. Must -read time. 26 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,320 Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. 27 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:42,750 Go on, don't let me interrupt you. Go on, continue the meeting. 28 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:46,930 Uh, as I was saying, we need to elect a representative to go to the next school 29 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:47,849 board meeting. 30 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:48,850 What for? 31 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:52,570 Uh, well, this school needs better security lighting in the parking lot, 32 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:55,670 heat in the girls' locker room, and we need to bring our handicapped access up 33 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:56,469 to code. 34 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:57,470 Oh, lighten up! 35 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,350 Stay, Marco, much better time. Question, please. 36 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:02,770 What is it? 37 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:08,030 What? Miss Wingslow here has raised some timely and powerful issues. 38 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:11,880 My avid readers would like to know what you, the student council president, 39 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 intend to do. 40 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:17,040 Simple. I intend to ban you from all further meetings. 41 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,880 Censorship. Expect a scathing editorial. 42 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,380 Well, here's a fun announcement. 43 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,040 I decided to run for another term as student council president. 44 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:33,980 Would anyone like to nominate me? Oh, oh. I nominate Kathy Lynn Neville. And I 45 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,440 second that excellent idea. 46 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:41,900 enough to run against me? 47 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 No? 48 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:45,900 Well, okay. 49 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,300 This meeting is... Excuse me. 50 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,700 Yes, beloved Principal Shimada. 51 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,920 Cassie, elections are like kissing. It's much more exciting when two people are 52 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,860 involved. Oh, absolutely. 53 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,600 See, Oracle, what's that time? 54 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,020 We know. 55 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,820 I'd like to nominate somebody. 56 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,160 How about the lovely Larwin? 57 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,120 I second the nomination. 58 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,380 Uh, wait a minute. I'm not sure about this. 59 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:17,980 Laura, you're bright, you're articulate, and you obviously care about your 60 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:19,680 school. Oh, ugh. 61 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:24,460 Personally, I think you'd make a wonderful candidate. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 62 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:31,700 Laura, if you run against me, you'll get creamed. Oh, really? 63 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,720 I accept the nomination. 64 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,280 Laura doesn't stand a chance. 65 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:58,200 What are you talking about? She's smart and she's popular. 66 00:04:58,620 --> 00:04:59,499 You're right. 67 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,540 She'll be tough to beat. 68 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,440 Well, let's not take any chances. 69 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:04,980 Get some dirt on her. 70 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,940 Laura? She's too goody -goody. 71 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,600 Oh, come on. 72 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:14,800 You mean she hasn't cheated on a test, played hooky, or teased the football 73 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,800 team? 74 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:18,460 No. You're the only one that does that stuff. 75 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,000 You know, my car was broken into. 76 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,980 Oh, my goodness. My kid's bike was stolen right off the front lawn. 77 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,980 In broad daylight. 78 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,399 Oh, my goodness. 79 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,259 That's awful. 80 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:41,220 Well, last night, a strange man pounded on my door all night long. 81 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:42,659 What did you do? 82 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:43,960 I finally let him out. 83 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,600 You should have sent him over here. 84 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:59,030 Mrs. Putney. 85 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:01,650 Mother. This is serious. 86 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,270 Okay, folk. 87 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:11,030 As a veteran cop of 18 years, I can certainly tell you that crime is 88 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:12,210 all over this city. 89 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:18,130 But what can we do about it? Well, maybe we can start a neighborhood watch 90 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:19,130 program. 91 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:20,710 Well, 92 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:23,290 that's exactly why I called all you folks here tonight. 93 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,210 You see... 94 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:30,550 If we're going to form a neighborhood watch, we must have a neighborhood watch 95 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:31,550 leader. 96 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:38,290 And this leader should have courage, 97 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:40,010 wisdom, 98 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,590 and charisma. 99 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:47,630 And a uniform. 100 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:55,490 I humbly suggest that our leader is none other than... Harriet Winslow. That's 101 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:56,490 right. 102 00:06:57,070 --> 00:07:00,490 Harriet is perfect. 103 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:04,570 Oh, she's had police training, and she works in security, and she's the 104 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,570 person I know. 105 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:10,930 Bernie, you also know me. 106 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:14,750 What's your point? 107 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,110 Sit down, Bernie. 108 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:25,370 You know, Harriet is the perfect choice. Well, 109 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:28,250 I'm a little overwhelmed. 110 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:34,210 All right, let's all go down to the wild boar and toast our new leader. 111 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,670 Carl, 112 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:46,230 aren't you coming? 113 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,530 How could you, Harriet? 114 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,020 How can I work? 115 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,820 I wanted to be the watch leader. 116 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,480 I mean, it was my idea for the neighborhood watch in the first place. 117 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:59,840 Carl. I mean, I called the meeting of all the neighbors for the neighborhood 118 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,060 watch. I know, but I know that really... I stuffed the celery, Harriet. You 119 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,020 didn't stuff the celery, Harriet. I stuffed the celery. 120 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,640 Why don't you stuff it now, Carl? 121 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,840 Oh, that's so funny. That's a scream, Harriet. 122 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,160 Well, I want to know what you're going to do when you realize that you've taken 123 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,360 on a job that you can't handle. 124 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,020 I can handle the job. 125 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,410 Oh? Oh, oh, oh. 126 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,070 Oh, what, Carl? 127 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:29,730 Okay, Harriet, suppose you were attacked by a big thug, and he just keeps coming 128 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:30,629 at you. 129 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:31,630 What's he going to do, Harriet? 130 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:35,210 Huh? What's he going to do? Miss Neighborhood Watchmeeter? What's he 131 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,490 do? Come on. What's he going to do? Come on, Harriet. 132 00:08:37,789 --> 00:08:38,789 I'm too big. 133 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,140 on that Winslow witch? 134 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,340 Sorry, but she's squeaky clean. 135 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,660 Oh, what a bore. 136 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,600 Laura, when you get elected president, can I be your first maid? 137 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,400 Steve! 138 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,840 You know, I could... 139 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,750 like this forever. 140 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:40,530 You got one more second. 141 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,050 Oh. 142 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:45,950 Oh. 143 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:50,430 Oh. 144 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:54,770 Time's up. 145 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:01,190 Look, Becky Sue, poor Laura has worked so hard and now she's going to have to 146 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:02,189 drop out of the race. 147 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,370 What are you talking about? 148 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:07,310 Well, we just got some very hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of 149 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,310 Passion here. 150 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,690 What? But she just went, and I caught her, that's all. 151 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:15,450 Becky Sue, we should put those pictures in the school paper. 152 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:18,050 Oh, we couldn't do that. 153 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:22,370 Everybody would think that Laura's in love with Steve Urkel, and no one would 154 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:23,370 vote for her. 155 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:29,830 But I told you, I just caught her, that's all. 156 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:33,010 That may be what happened, but that won't be what people believe. 157 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:35,110 They just loved you, Cigar. 158 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:36,930 You wouldn't dare. 159 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,329 Try me. 160 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:42,050 You've got 24 hours to drop out of the race or we publish this picture. 161 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:47,470 Why, you... Why, come back here, you little hussy. 162 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:49,730 What? 163 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,890 Will you calm down? 164 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,089 Calm down? 165 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,610 Why, that low -down, cheap, underhanded, mud -slinging, bushwhacking, slanderous 166 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,490 snake in a skirt is blackmailing you. 167 00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:03,470 I'm... 168 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:07,840 Why, to make everybody think that the woman I love actually loves me back? 169 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,860 Why, how low can you get? 170 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,900 Well, I got a surprise for her. 171 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,460 You do? 172 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,660 Yep. She's so certain that I'm going to drop out of the race. 173 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:20,779 Well, no way. 174 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,060 Nobody pushes me around. 175 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:25,340 I'd rather have the whole world think that I was in love with you than to cave 176 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:26,460 in to blackmail from her. 177 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,580 Besides, there's things that need to be done at this school, and that won't 178 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,500 happen as long as Cassie Lane Nobles is in office. 179 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:49,790 Now, if you notice any suspicious behavior, don't do anything. 180 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,290 Just call in on your walkie -talkie, and I'll notify the police. 181 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:54,469 Got it. 182 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,490 Okay, now we'll do a communications check. 183 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:58,350 Come in, squad one. 184 00:11:58,570 --> 00:11:59,830 Do you read me, squad one? 185 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:03,250 Hello, home base. This is Flick Chick. Over. 186 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,650 Hot mama here. 187 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:10,420 Come back to me. 188 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,900 Well, it looks like we're all set. 189 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,780 All set. Give me a break. 190 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,560 What is it, Carl? 191 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920 Oh, nothing. 192 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,560 Far be it for me to butt in. 193 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,500 After all, I'm not the watch leader. 194 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,180 If you have anything to say, Carl, just say it. 195 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:35,060 Okay. Since you asked, I personally would not send two defenseless women out 196 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:38,180 into the dead of night, especially when one of those women is 80 years old. 197 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:40,199 Eighty -one. 198 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:44,940 And if anybody tries to mess with me, they'll be snacking on their own teeth. 199 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,100 Carl, I know better than to send two women out alone. 200 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,460 You're on duty with them. 201 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,580 What? I'm on duty? 202 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,460 Well, why didn't you tell me? 203 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,640 I posted the schedule, Carl. 204 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,160 Well, I didn't see it, Harriet. 205 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,740 Well, how did you miss it? 206 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,940 It was right in your favorite spot. 207 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,040 And where is that? 208 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,360 The refrigerator. 209 00:13:11,569 --> 00:13:15,090 Okay. Come on, let's get this so -called neighborhood watch on the road. Wait, 210 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,109 wait, wait a minute. 211 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,770 I have to notify your team leader. 212 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,430 Come in, Captain Funky Fresh. 213 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:21,730 Time to move out. 214 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,310 Have no fear. Captain Funky Fresh is here. 215 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,470 My team leader is a Funky Fresh. 216 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:41,050 Now listen, I want you to watch out for each other and be back here at 10 o 217 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:43,970 'clock. That's Wendy Gordon's takeover. I may work a double shift. 218 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,670 Wendy Gordon is one neighbor I really want to watch. 219 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:51,210 This promises to be a long, lousy night. 220 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,770 Hey, Dan, can we patrol on skateboards? 221 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,250 Not tonight, Funky. 222 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,490 Vote for Neville. Wave bye -bye to trouble. 223 00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:10,970 Carol, will you vote for me? 224 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,640 Sure. Here, have a locker sachet. 225 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,200 I'm rich. 226 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,660 So, for now, can we bye -bye the troubles? 227 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,200 All right, you ready, Edo? Let's do it. Okay. 228 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,080 A moment of your time, please, nubs. 229 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880 Nubs? 230 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,480 You and I have some unfinished business. 231 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,100 Later, nerd child. 232 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,720 I've got to get to class. 233 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,010 Well, this will only take a second of your time. 234 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:45,950 Do you still intend to publish those pictures of Laura and me if she doesn't 235 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:46,950 drop out of the race? 236 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:47,970 I most certainly do. 237 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,790 Well, is there any way I can talk you out of it? 238 00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:52,550 Well, let me think. No. 239 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:57,390 Are you aware that what you're doing is morally repugnant? 240 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:58,710 Well, sure. 241 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,950 All's fair in love and politics. 242 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,870 Oh, I'm so glad you said that. 243 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,860 exactly move for me either. 244 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,240 Are you out of your geeky mind? 245 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,560 Oh, I don't think so. 246 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,720 Well, I can see the headlines now. 247 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,780 Nubble sucks face with nerd. 248 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,400 You wouldn't. Would? 249 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600 You couldn't. Could. 250 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 But it's a lie. 251 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,900 You kissed me. I didn't kiss you. 252 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:56,420 Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. 253 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,340 People just love juicy gossip. 254 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,000 I'm not dropping out of the race. 255 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,380 I don't want you to. 256 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,360 All I want is a fair election. 257 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,040 If you don't publish your pictures, I won't publish mine. 258 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,700 You want the students to decide for themselves? 259 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,200 Well, it's an idea that's just crazy enough to work. 260 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,880 It's a deal. 261 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,320 I'm going to gargle with disinfectant. 262 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,340 I'll do the same. 263 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Way to go, Steve. 264 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120 See? 265 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,820 She's not so smart after all. 266 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,420 I'll say. 267 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,980 If she was really smart, she would have noticed I forgot to take the lens cap 268 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:37,980 off. 269 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,100 Oh, hi, Miss Budney. Come on in. 270 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,340 Thank you, Judy. Is your mother home? 271 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:57,870 No. How about your dad? 272 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,070 Yeah, he's upstairs clipping his toenail. 273 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:03,910 Could you please tell him that I'm here? 274 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,230 Sure. 275 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:07,450 Dad, Miss Putney wants to see you! 276 00:17:09,869 --> 00:17:10,869 Thanks, dear. 277 00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:17,670 Ah, Miss Putney, come on in. 278 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:21,950 Can't stay long. I just wanted to drop off this pie that I baked for Harry. 279 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:23,300 Well, how thoughtful. 280 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,540 Well, it's the least that I could do after what she did for me. 281 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,260 Right. 282 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,180 What'd she do? 283 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,280 She caught some creep breaking into my house. 284 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:34,779 She did? 285 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:38,940 Oh, yeah. He looked suspicious. She called the police, and they caught him. 286 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,160 Oh, that's great. 287 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,740 We sure picked a perfect watch leader, didn't we? 288 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,460 You must be so proud of Harriet. 289 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,680 Yes. 290 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,120 Well, tell me... and I'll call her later. Okay. 291 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,640 Your attention, please. 292 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,500 Attention! 293 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,920 I have the results of the election for student council president. 294 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:49,609 finish first. 295 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:52,170 I still don't understand why Kathleen changed her mind about publishing that 296 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:56,190 picture of us. Well, I told you. Duck out princesses are so unpredictable. 297 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,910 Maybe Kathleen has a shred of decency after all. 298 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,890 I want to recount you lucky little creep. 299 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:04,630 Maybe not. 300 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,920 beautiful. No, I don't. I've been patrolling the neighborhood. 301 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,640 I'm tired and sweaty. 302 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,660 Well, to me, you look like a goddess. 303 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,880 Is this nonsense leading up to anything? 304 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,100 Yeah. Sit down. 305 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,340 Uh, 306 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:45,040 Harriet, while you were out, Gloria Putney stopped by. 307 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,060 She brought you that homemade apple pie. 308 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,720 That's nice. 309 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:54,800 Sweetheart, she said that you were the perfect choice for neighborhood watch 310 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,440 leader. And you know something? 311 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800 She was right. 312 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,500 I'm proud of you, sweetheart. 313 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,060 Even though I haven't been acting like it. 314 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,460 You sure haven't. 315 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,560 Can you ever forgive me? 316 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:13,900 I know I've been acting like a spoiled, selfish, jealous little boy. 317 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,380 You forgot to mention obnoxious. 318 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,320 No, I didn't. 319 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,360 I just didn't think it was necessary to list all of my character traits. 320 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,200 Carl, I didn't ask to be neighborhood watch leader. 321 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 I was elected. 322 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,000 All I wanted to do was a good job. 323 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,620 Sweetheart, you're doing a great job. 324 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,000 It's just that you're good at everything. 325 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,420 Even the toughest job of all. 326 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:46,619 Which is? 327 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,620 Putting up with me. 328 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,080 Oh, I'm so sorry. 329 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,340 Of course, it doesn't really make up. 330 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,140 Oh, Tom! Yes, honey? You can be the leader. 23360