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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:10,060 Richie, that's a pretty one. Who are you going to give it to? 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:15,520 Nobody. Judy gave me five bucks if I help her make her valentines. 3 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:18,820 How many are you giving out, honey? 4 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,220 One to every boy in the class. 5 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,820 Aren't you supposed to give just one to one special boy? 6 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:28,020 Yeah, and whatever boy answers, he'll be special. 7 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:33,720 Why do people send valentines anyway? I think it's yucky. 8 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,290 Well, people send valentines to people they love. 9 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:41,030 And when you love somebody, nothing's yucky. 10 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:43,250 Have no fear, Cupid's here. 11 00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:56,470 Then again, some people go too far. 12 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:14,320 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 13 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:20,580 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 14 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,760 harder to find. 15 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:28,760 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 16 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:36,260 Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of heaven. 17 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,320 We're going to fill our house with happiness. 18 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:52,300 We'll smother the blues with tenderness. 19 00:01:55,500 --> 00:02:01,880 There's room for you, room for me, for gentle hearts and opportunity. 20 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:10,030 It's the bigger love of the family. 21 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:22,990 Come on. 22 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:24,930 Oh! 23 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:26,870 You can wait for Laura in here. 24 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:29,830 Why, does she don't want me to wait in the kitchen with you guys? 25 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:33,510 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You stay right here and enjoy your pickle. 26 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,620 I'll be right here working my gherkin. 27 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,960 Daniel Wallace? 28 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:57,460 Yep, that'd be me. 29 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,580 What in Sam Hill are you on? 30 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,400 I came to see Laura. 31 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,179 Is she here? 32 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,320 Uh, no. She's in Switzerland training for the women's luge. Bye. 33 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,500 Hey, 34 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:17,879 hey, hey. 35 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,140 You bit my pickle. 36 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,260 Whoa. That outfit is quite a fashion risk. 37 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,540 Listen, Wallace. This costume represents Cupid, the Roman god of love. 38 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,140 a mythological beneficent spirit who shot arrows of passion in a glorious 39 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:35,780 attempt to bring two mortal hearts together. 40 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:45,480 Now, don't you feel like a total yet? 41 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,040 Yeah, but at least I don't look like one. 42 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,240 Oh, that does it. Now I want you to make like a banana and split. 43 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,360 And look, I'm not leaving until I've seen Laura. 44 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,320 I'm going to ask her to be my valentine. 45 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,720 Why do you what? 46 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,840 I'm going to sweep her off her feet. 47 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:09,600 Laura's too smart for that. She knows you're a heartbreaker, a tomcat, a two 48 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,600 -bit parlor snake. 49 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,860 She'll drop you like a pair of dirty drawers down a laundry chute. 50 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,180 Oh, really? 51 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,100 Stick around. Watch me in action. 52 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,440 Laura will be putty in my hands. 53 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,370 Yep, that'd be me. 54 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:35,390 Uh, Laura, you probably didn't recognize me. 55 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:42,150 Are you supposed to be Cupid? Ah, my myth knoweth her mythology. 56 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:50,170 With this box of petty fours also comes a heart that soars. My love for thee 57 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:53,110 shall find a nest with Cupid's arrow in thy breast. 58 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,810 always shine. 59 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:03,750 We'll wing our way through life's sunset. 60 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:06,070 Oh, Laura, won't you be my best? 61 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:12,970 Uh, uh, Steve, how many verses are in this poem? Eighty -four. 62 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:16,430 I'll save you eighty -two verses. Go home. 63 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,890 And, uh, you can go with them. 64 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:22,470 Why? What'd I do? 65 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:24,550 Nothing, and I'd like to keep it that way. 66 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:27,850 Hey, wait a minute, Laura, Laura, I was hoping we could go out tonight. 67 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,310 Tonight? 68 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:37,330 Yeah. Maybe we could catch a movie. 69 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,910 Daniel, you don't have the greatest rep. You've broken a few hearts. 70 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:45,510 A few? This guy makes Warren Beatty look like Father Dowling. 71 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:53,430 Look, Laura, I admit that I've made some mistakes, but I've learned from them, 72 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,330 and I really want to go out with you. 73 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,190 Why me? 74 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:02,050 Well, because you're not like any girl I've ever known. 75 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:03,960 You're different. 76 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,100 You're special. 77 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,080 I am? 78 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,100 Thank you. 79 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,020 Oh, please! 80 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,440 You're buying this boat, Bucky? 81 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,700 I can't stop thinking about you, Laura. It's making me crazy. 82 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,560 Please say you'll go out with me. 83 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,520 Yes. Yes. 84 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:30,720 Now! 85 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,040 I'll pick you up at 7. I'll be ready. 86 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,480 You must be Daniel Wallace. 87 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:13,340 Yes, sir. And you must be Laura's father. That's right. 88 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,960 Carl Winslow. 89 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,340 Police Sergeant Carl Winslow. 90 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:21,700 Pleased to meet you, sir. This is my sister -in -law, Rachel Crawford. 91 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:24,620 We've met. How are you, Daniel? Just fine, ma 'am. 92 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,000 I hope I'm not disturbing you fine, folks. 93 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,400 No, no. I was just installing this dimmer switch here. 94 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,300 Whoa. 95 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:35,740 You put that in yourself? 96 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,080 Well, yeah. 97 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:40,719 That's great. 98 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,580 I mean, I really admire a man who's good with his hands. 99 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:52,520 Well, I'm not one to brag, but I am a 100 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,520 handy guy. 101 00:07:56,660 --> 00:08:00,220 Just last month, I turned our basement into a wine cellar. 102 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,500 Wine cellar? 103 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:06,560 That's what you call eight shoeboxes stacked on a car table? 104 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:12,589 Hi, Daniel. 105 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:14,070 Wow, you look beautiful. 106 00:08:14,290 --> 00:08:17,630 Oh, you both look great. Don't they make a terrific couple, Carl? Mm -hmm. 107 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:20,870 Right. Well, you kids go ahead. Have a good time. 108 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:22,390 Be home by 10. 109 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:25,670 10? We'll have to come straight home after the movie. 110 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:26,970 Oh, all right. 10 -15. 111 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:33,049 Don't worry, Mr. Winslow. I'll have her back by 10. After all, it's a school 112 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:33,969 night. 113 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:36,590 And, uh, here's the name and number of the movie theater. 114 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,549 Oh, and on our way home, we'll be passing the Piggly Wiggly. 115 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:40,990 Can we pick you up anything? 116 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,070 Well, we're out of Malamars. 117 00:08:45,330 --> 00:08:47,270 Well, never mind. I'll tell you what. 118 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:51,430 Since you're such a responsible young man, let's say we make it an 11 o 'clock 119 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,390 curfew. Well, thank you, sir. 120 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:55,010 Good night. 121 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:56,650 Malamars. 122 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:58,750 Oh, and again, nice workmanship. 123 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,650 No, craftsmanship. 124 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,640 I am really impressed. 125 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,540 I mean, you install something that actually works. Well, of course. 126 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:20,660 Rachel, do you like the lights bright like this? 127 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:43,990 polka video. 128 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,670 Go home, Steve. 129 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:52,830 But why? 130 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,110 We were having such fun. 131 00:09:54,690 --> 00:09:57,430 Oh, yeah. This night goes down in the hall of fun. 132 00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:00,730 Actually, Errol, I'm lying like a rug. 133 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,450 I'm not really the happy -go -lucky guy I appear to be. 134 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,070 That's just my polka face. 135 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:11,710 Actually, my insides are twisted and not. 136 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:14,510 Because my beloved is out with another man. 137 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:19,350 I'm more miserable than I've ever been in my whole life. 138 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,630 Well, good night. 139 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,260 I had a great time, Daniel. 140 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,820 Me too. 141 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:52,140 You know, Laura, I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever known. 142 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:08,940 Well, 143 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,140 I'll see you tomorrow. 144 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,100 I can't wait. 145 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,010 Girl, I don't have time in the dish, but can you help me decide which earrings 146 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,010 to wear? 147 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:49,789 Wear those. 148 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,310 Why? Because these are mine. 149 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,370 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 150 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:55,510 So where are you going? 151 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,790 To a movie. 152 00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:57,990 A date? 153 00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,090 Who's the guy? 154 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:00,230 Oh, that's not important. 155 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:01,810 Come on, spill it. 156 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:04,530 Well, 157 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,970 it's Daniel Wallace. 158 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:09,550 What? 159 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,350 How can you go out with him? 160 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,330 You know how he treated me. 161 00:12:14,649 --> 00:12:18,270 Max, Daniel admitted he made some mistakes, but he learned from them. 162 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:20,870 And he really likes me, Max. 163 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:22,830 He told me I'm special. 164 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:27,350 That's the same thing he said to me just before he dumped me. 165 00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:32,650 Max, look, it just didn't work out between you two. Laura, there's 166 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:36,710 never told you. The reason it didn't work out was because I didn't put out. 167 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,030 Daniel respects me, Maxine. 168 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:42,110 I thought he respected me, too. 169 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,630 But when I told him to slow down, he just called me a baby. 170 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,070 Max, stop it. You're just jealous. 171 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,470 I'm not. 172 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,090 I'm your best friend. 173 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:52,470 Well, then act like it and be happy for me. 174 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:57,330 How can I be happy when I know what's going to happen? 175 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,170 Daniel Wallace is a creep, Laura. 176 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,050 And he's going to break your heart. 177 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,210 No, Max. 178 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,310 He broke your heart. 179 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,710 Daniel and I are doing just fine. 180 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,480 Hi, Maxine. 181 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,000 Hello, Mr. Winslow. 182 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,200 Maxine? 183 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,560 Are you okay? 184 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,700 Not really. 185 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:31,560 Laura and I just had a fight. 186 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,480 Oh. 187 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,640 About what? 188 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,040 Daniel Wallace. 189 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,200 You like him, too? 190 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,880 That creepy jerk? 191 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:42,140 Maybe you don't. 192 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:48,860 Mr. Winslow, Daniel sweet -talks girls and they're falling for him. And then if 193 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,400 he doesn't get what he wants, he dumps them. 194 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:57,960 Well, just what is it that he wants? 195 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,440 You know. 196 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,920 I'll kill him. 197 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:37,820 I came to say goodbye. 198 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:41,800 I joined a monastery, the Brotherhood of Perpetual Patience and Prayer. 199 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,680 Good old P .P. and P. 200 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,560 Is this a vacation? 201 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:53,360 A little R &R at P .P. and P.? No, I'm going there to live. I've taken a vow of 202 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,360 chastity. 203 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,200 Oh, Steve, you've always been chaste. 204 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,580 Yeah, but now I have an excuse. 205 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,920 Does this have anything to do with Laura? 206 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,140 Ah, you can't pull the wool over your eyes, my son. 207 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,740 My lovely Laura has found another man. 208 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,800 And the only thing that can mend my broken heart are several years of prayer 209 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 making cheese. 210 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,300 Hey, 211 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,019 this is nice. 212 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,100 I like your bedroom. 213 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,680 Well, I don't really call it a... 214 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,300 Bedroom? It's just a room. 215 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,980 Sure, there happens to be a bed in it, but that's just a coincidence. 216 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,180 Why are you so nervous, Laura? 217 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:50,480 Daniel, when we were down on the ground, the idea of coming up here to talk 218 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,920 seemed like a good idea, but now that we're here, I think it's a huge mistake, 219 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:54,980 so let's go, okay? 220 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,400 Laura, Laura, relax. 221 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,720 Just relax, okay? 222 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,800 Daniel, if my father catches you in here, he'll dribble you home. 223 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,420 And I don't even want to think about what he'll do to me. 224 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,440 Look, if it makes you that uncomfortable, I'll just leave, okay? 225 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,280 You want to be mad? 226 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560 Of course not. 227 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,420 I just want you to be happy. 228 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,520 Did you have a good time tonight? 229 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,460 Terrific. 230 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200 Good. 231 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,100 What's the matter? 232 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,360 Nothing. I just think you should go now. 233 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,580 Oh, come on. Loosen up. 234 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:48,860 Daniel, no. 235 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,400 No? 236 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:51,620 What do you mean, no? 237 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,260 I thought you liked me. 238 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,060 I do. That's why you're still standing. 239 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,060 Laura, you're acting like a baby. 240 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,540 What did you say? 241 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:05,599 Look, I'm a man and I have needs. 242 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,410 Now you're going to act like a baby or a mature woman? 243 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,569 Maxine tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen. 244 00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:18,130 What? 245 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:20,710 Get out. 246 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,829 Laura. Get out and stay out. I don't ever want to see you again. 247 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,349 All right, fine. 248 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:28,830 Okay, I'm out of here. 249 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,710 Look, catch this, baby. 250 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,190 There are a lot of girls out there who would love to be with me. 251 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,450 This is your loss. 252 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,420 Daniel, wait. 253 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,320 Yeah? 254 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,200 Catch this, baby. 255 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,620 Laura? 256 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,180 What's going on? I heard a noise. 257 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,040 I just had a fight with Daniel Wallace. 258 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,620 Wait a minute. 259 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,140 Was he up here in your room? 260 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,940 Yes. But I sent him home. 261 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:12,820 Airmail. 262 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,240 He shouldn't have been up here in the first place. I know, Mom, and I'm sorry. 263 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,780 He said he just wanted to come up here so we could talk. 264 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,100 But he really wanted to make out. 265 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,700 He kept pressuring me, Mom. 266 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:30,820 How'd you handle it? 267 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,400 I made him leave, and I told him I never wanted to see him again. 268 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,100 Well, you did the right thing, honey. 269 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,270 Then why do I feel so bad, Mom? 270 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,490 Come here, sweetheart. 271 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:49,970 He said I was special. 272 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,390 He made me trust him. 273 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:58,450 But he was just lying so he could get what he wanted. 274 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,270 I know, I know. 275 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:05,730 But you know, Laura, someday you're going to meet the right guy. 276 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,030 And he'll make you feel special, too. 277 00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:09,610 And he won't be lying. 278 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,950 He'll really love you, and you'll really love him. 279 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,030 And then you know what will happen? 280 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,650 We'll have sex. 281 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:17,910 No! 282 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,270 You'll get married. 283 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:25,990 Oh, well, sure. 284 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,910 That goes without saying. 285 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,230 What's the hint? 286 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,910 I like to hear those words. I'm your mother. 287 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,570 We'll get married first. 288 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,390 Thank you. 289 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,390 I told Daniel I never want to see him again. 290 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,650 Yeah! 291 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,710 Now, Lawrence, you're vulnerable now. 292 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,230 Your emotions are exposed and hurting. 293 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:57,190 And, well, I'm not too proud to try and get you on the rebound. 294 00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:02,630 So, why don't you and I join hands and glide up the escalator of life? 295 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,550 I'm sorry. 296 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:07,990 But I'll tell you what I will do. 297 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:09,570 Well, what's that? 298 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:11,890 Well... 299 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:17,830 In a few seconds, it'll be midnight, so I'll let you be my valentine for the 300 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:18,830 rest of the day. 301 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:23,850 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You hurt her. You hurt her. 302 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:25,670 You're my witnesses. 303 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,950 You're my witnesses. Oh, oh, oh. Five. 304 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,050 Four. 305 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:35,990 Three. 306 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,670 Two. 307 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,450 One. 308 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,200 Zero, go home. 309 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,000 Thanks 310 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:57,340 for 311 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,340 the memory, baby. 21256