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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,959 --> 00:00:11,959 Noise? 2 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:16,400 This happens to be 60s music. The greatest dance music of all time. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,220 We had the pony. 4 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,380 We had the mashed potatoes. 5 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,180 And the granddaddy of them all, the twist. 6 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,240 That was invented by that guy, Chubby Domino. 7 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,140 Chubby Checker. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,720 Watch, I'll show you. It's all in the hip. 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,840 See, it's like drying yourself with a towel. 10 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:45,560 Come on. Come on. Just do everything that I do. 11 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,440 This is fun. 12 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,700 Now watch this tricky move. 13 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:21,630 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 14 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:27,890 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 15 00:01:27,890 --> 00:01:29,070 harder to find. 16 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:36,110 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 17 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:41,010 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 18 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,450 gonna believe what happened today. 19 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:34,490 I still don't believe it. It is just unbelievable. 20 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:36,970 Well, tell us and we won't believe it either. 21 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:40,450 Bert is gone. 22 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:43,710 The best partner I ever had just up and quit the force. 23 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:47,030 Why? He wanted to pursue his dream. 24 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:49,010 He's opening up a donut shop? 25 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:55,210 No. He moved to Hollywood to write that screenplay he always talked about. 26 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:57,590 Sounds like Bert. 27 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,950 Hey. I'm happy for him. 28 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:03,250 But meanwhile, while he's out in sunny California breaking into show business, 29 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,570 I'm stuck here breaking into a new partner. 30 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,890 Well, Carl, I'm sure you'll like your new partner once you get to know him. 31 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,310 Well, that's the problem. 32 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:12,030 It's not a him, it's a her. 33 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:13,530 Oh, that's terrific. 34 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:15,210 A policewoman? 35 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:16,930 Just like Mom was. 36 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,350 That's cool, Dad. 37 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:22,970 Well, it sounds great in theory, but when I'm out there with my life on the 38 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,410 line, I want a man to back me up, not some woman I feel I'd have to protect. 39 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,310 Yeah. 40 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:33,950 thing you know they'll want to play football what 41 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:40,930 makes you think a woman cop can't protect herself 42 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:45,150 or you well they're a lot smaller for one thing 43 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:06,150 Chauvinist? I thought we were Baptists. 44 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:23,550 Rachel, can you get me the furniture polish, please? Sure, just as soon as I 45 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:24,550 finish this chapter. 46 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,290 Love's Burning Fury. 47 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:30,990 Rachel, not another trashy romance novel. 48 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,140 Honey, when you ain't got it, you read about it. 49 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,540 Can I borrow it when you're through? 50 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,020 Good evening, ladies. 51 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,660 How you doing? Hi, baby. 52 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,200 How's your new partner? 53 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,080 Not bad, not bad at all. 54 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,600 Our first call is on a liquor store holdup. 55 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,460 Vanessa tackles the guy and holds him down while I cuff him. 56 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,640 So women cops are okay, huh? 57 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:59,460 Well, I have to admit, I think she's gonna work out just fine. 58 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:01,270 Honey, where's my bowling shirt? 59 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,770 Oh, it's hanging in the laundry room. 60 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:07,750 Not only is Vanessa a good cop, but she's a weightlifter, and she bowls. 61 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,490 Just like one of the guys. 62 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,790 Oh, yeah, and she's taking first place on the bowling team. She'll be here to 63 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:13,790 pick me up in a few minutes. 64 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:17,550 Boy, Carstew has changed his mind about Vanessa. 65 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:20,670 Yeah, she sounds like RoboCop. 66 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,920 I'm Vanessa Greer, Carl's new partner. 67 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,920 This is the Winslow house, isn't it? 68 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:37,220 Yes, yes. 69 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,420 Come on in. 70 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,980 I'm Harriet. Oh, of course. Happy to meet you. Yeah, Carl talked about you 71 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:45,040 day. Oh, this is my sister Rachel and Carl's mother. 72 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,880 Wow. 73 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,060 Vanessa, right on time. I love a prompt partner. 74 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,300 Did you meet everybody? 75 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,720 Oh, yeah, we met. 76 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,540 Well, let's go. 77 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 Yeah. 78 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:24,580 Gorgeous. Plenty of upper body strength. 79 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,080 time to clean up. 80 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:40,270 But I'm trying to cut down. I just have a little coffee. No cream, no sugar. 81 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,670 What you all spiffed up for? 82 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:48,550 Nothing, Mama. Just a routine stakeout. Sitting in a car for 12 hours drinking 83 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:49,550 cold coffee. 84 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:55,890 When you used to go on stakeouts with Bert, you always wore your Gumby T 85 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:56,890 and old blue jeans. 86 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:03,230 Well, Vanessa has made me realize that a police officer should always look his 87 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,230 or her best. 88 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,190 Well, I'm sure Vanessa always looked... Her or his best. 89 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:12,270 Yeah, and she's such good company, too. We have so much in common. 90 00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:14,350 Like what? 91 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,570 Well, we're both into physical fitness. 92 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:23,350 Do the other cops like her, too? Oh, they love her. She's a great asset to 93 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:26,090 force. Oh, we noticed her assets the minute she walked in. 94 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:31,050 Now, Rachel, that was a sexist remark. 95 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:33,990 Now, just because a woman happens to be good -looking... 96 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:36,690 does not mean that she can't be an outstanding police officer. 97 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,309 So, you notice she's good -looking. 98 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:43,110 But, Mama, I'm a police officer. 99 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,210 We're trained to notice everything. 100 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:49,190 Quit it, you two. 101 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:52,450 I'm happy that Carl has such a good working relationship with his partner. 102 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:53,890 Oh, thank you, honey. 103 00:08:55,870 --> 00:09:00,950 Vanessa and I are just two cops doing our job. When I look at her, all I see 104 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:01,950 a uniform. 105 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,940 The way I feel about Vanessa is strictly professional. 106 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,240 Do these pinstripes make me look thinner? 107 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,080 Yeah, I can hardly see you. 108 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,420 that gorgeous younger woman. 109 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,160 No reason for you to worry. 110 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:39,280 I'm not worried. Of course not. Why should you be? 111 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,820 I mean, for any normal man, this would be an incredible temptation. 112 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,060 Fortunately, we're talking about Carl. 113 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:51,700 Thank goodness there were no cops like Vanessa when my Sam was on the force. 114 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,900 Mother Winslow, I trust Carl. 115 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,240 Sure you do, sugar. 116 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,020 I trusted my Sam. He was a good man. 117 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,520 Carl's a good man. 118 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:03,070 But we don't know anything about Vanessa. 119 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:08,710 She may be a sex -crazed vixen. 120 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,840 He said he's staring at the TV. It's off. 121 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,840 I turned it off for his own good. 122 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,740 He was watching another Paula Abdu video. 123 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,860 Yeah, that girl can really move. 124 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,660 I remember when I could move like her. 125 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,320 Now I just read. 126 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,200 has such exotic tastes. 127 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,780 She doesn't. That's mine. 128 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,200 So, Carl not home yet? 129 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,160 He's still on that steak app. 130 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,040 Out all night, five nights in a row? 131 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,880 Four nights and he's working. 132 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:26,500 Of course he is. 133 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,140 Don't worry about a thing. 134 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:29,940 I'm not worried. 135 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,300 Carl doesn't need to go out looking for love. He gets plenty at home. 136 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,830 We all know how much Carl loves you. 137 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:42,810 But putting any man next to Vanessa is like putting a kid in a candy shop. 138 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:45,650 And we know how much Carl loves candy. 139 00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,590 Okay, that's it. 140 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:53,890 Enough is enough. I trust Carl. He's out working, not out with some bimbo in a 141 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:54,890 sleazy motel. 142 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,330 Looks like a key. 143 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:06,030 Looks like a motel key. 144 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,220 Room three. 145 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,340 Louie's love grotto. 146 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,400 Uh -huh. 147 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:22,460 Louie's love grotto? 148 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,800 There's got to be some reasonable explanation for Carl having this kid. 149 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,559 there is. 150 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,020 Maybe they're not his parents. 151 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,520 There's a Twinkie in the pocket. 152 00:12:38,329 --> 00:12:41,730 Oh, Harriet, they're supposed to be staked out in a car, not a motel. 153 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:43,670 A car, a motel, what's the difference? 154 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,010 A vibrating bed. 155 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:51,270 Look, Carl's a good husband. 156 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,510 He's never given me any reason to doubt him. 157 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:57,510 And even if he is at Louie's Love Grotto with Vanessa, I'm sure there's nothing 158 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,510 going on. 159 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:01,670 Ask about our hourly rates. 160 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,630 I'm going down there to prove it. 161 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,760 Jen. What? 162 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,440 Not again. 163 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:29,000 Well, maybe Jen isn't your game. How about a little go fish? 164 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,380 Great. 165 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,700 Carl, I want you to know something. 166 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:39,740 I wasn't thrilled with the idea of having a male partner. 167 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,180 Because I'm always getting hassled or hit on. 168 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,460 But with you, I feel comfortable. 169 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,590 Phil says your microphone keeps cutting in and out. 170 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,670 Phil, can you hear me? 171 00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:09,650 Phil, are you in there? 172 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:13,150 Must have come loose. 173 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,090 Here, better take a look. 174 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:37,270 Let's go over the plan. 175 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,450 We get the diamonds, I check them out, and then I give the signal. 176 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:42,070 They look real to me. 177 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,170 Okay, 178 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,910 Phil. Just make sure when you hear the signal, you come in here fast. 179 00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,610 Okay. Phil says we're coming in loud and clear. 180 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,270 Okay, see you. 181 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,950 Do me a favor. 182 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,990 Loop this through so I'll stay clear. 183 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,230 Oh, sure. 184 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,260 I've given you all my love and trust, and this is how you repay me? By 185 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:37,420 off to Louie's Love Grotto with this... this cheap floozy? 186 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400 Cheap floozy? 187 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,220 Who you calling cheap? 188 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,540 Wait a minute. 189 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,400 Harriet, we are on stakeout just like I told you. 190 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,740 Oh, I guess you just forgot to mention the motel part. 191 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,640 Well, we were on stakeout. That was phase one. This is phase two. 192 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,860 What's phase three? 193 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,820 I think that's the part we came in on. 194 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,970 got stuck fixing Vanessa's microphone. 195 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,010 She is wired to tape the buy. 196 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:07,690 Look. 197 00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:11,570 Here's the money we're going to use to buy the stolen jewelry. 198 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,610 Some very bad guys are going to be here in any minute. 199 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,390 Oops. 200 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:22,130 Boy, Harriet, when you are wrong, you are really wrong. 201 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,640 I don't care whose fault it is. You two are in danger, and I want you out of 202 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,640 here now. 203 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,039 Stay here. 204 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,240 Get in the bathroom and don't make a... 205 00:16:58,670 --> 00:16:59,670 lost your mind. 206 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,790 Harry's on her way down here now. 207 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:06,290 When I think of that poor trusting woman and your three innocent children. 208 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,650 Oh, are your kids coming too? 209 00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:09,650 Homewrecker! 210 00:17:12,109 --> 00:17:13,109 Mother Winslow! 211 00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:14,650 Rick! Rachel! 212 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:19,190 You should see the size of that hot tub. You could fit a whole football team in 213 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,190 there. 214 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:21,450 Ooh. 215 00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:25,210 Carl Winslow, you go straight home. 216 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,569 You are grounded. 217 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:27,950 the rest of your life. 218 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:33,330 Mama, Vanessa and I are in the middle of a stay. 219 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:37,290 Now, would you all please just leave right now? I want you out of here right 220 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:42,190 now. And, uh, don't, don't, don't, and don't come back until you bring me all 221 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,970 the money you owe me. I don't care how you get it. 222 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:45,450 Nobody's going anywhere. 223 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,210 Uh, hey, baby. 224 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:48,770 It's Jake in high top. 225 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,230 Right on time. 226 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:51,470 Hey, big man. 227 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:53,230 Nice suit. 228 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:55,250 Pinstripes make you look thinner. 229 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:02,470 Honey, I'm his mama. That's cool, baby. 230 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,810 Who is this? 231 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,430 You are a fine -looking lady. 232 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,650 I work out. 233 00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:16,430 Me, too. 234 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:19,110 Well, my girls were just leaving. 235 00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:21,950 Nobody's leaving. 236 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,850 Or we could just... 237 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,840 You got the cash, we got the stash. 238 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:41,600 Wow, what did you guys do? Rob a jewelry store? Rachel, get over here. 239 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,440 Ooh, this is fresh. 240 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,420 There's some beautiful merchandise. 241 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,899 Yeah. 242 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:50,900 Where'd you get them? 243 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,200 Lakeshore Drive, baby. 244 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,760 Nothing but the best. 245 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,420 So we got a deal? 246 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560 Oh, yeah. 247 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,080 to me. 248 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,740 The one that Mama flipped is claiming police brutality. 249 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,060 Carl, listen. I can't tell you how sorry I am. 250 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,380 I mean, I feel terrible that I doubted you. 251 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:13,540 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of flattered. 252 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:19,180 I mean, for you to be jealous after all these years kind of does something good 253 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,180 to the old ego. 254 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,500 Oh, I really am sorry. 255 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:25,380 I mean, I was fine until I saw the key. 256 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,410 And then I lost it. 257 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:33,810 Harriet, don't you know that you are the only woman in the world for me? 258 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:40,470 I love you. I love you, too. 259 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,610 I just wish there was something I could do to make it up to you. 260 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:50,270 Ah, well, there's always Louie's Love Grotto. 261 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,570 We have to ruin till tomorrow noon. 262 00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,460 I'll race you to the hot tub. 18621