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Now, class, this will be our theme for our photojournalism projects.

All right.

My love life can make journalistic history.

Your love life wouldn't even make the funny papers.

That's your talk, Lisa.

Yours should be the cover story for Bovine News.

And remember, do your best, because these projects will determine who's

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Boy, Arnold, I've got to get on the beacon.

Since when are you interested in journalism?

I heard it's a great way to meet girls.

Your only hope is with an arranged marriage.

Work for my father.

I don't see what's wrong, Arnold.

Girls just don't seem to be interested in me.

The most uninterested.

Isn't she something?

Yeah, she's something, all right.

There. Now, any questions?

Lisa.

I would just like to share with you the enthusiasm with which I approached this

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By the way, Arnold Jackson hasn't copied out any of the information off the

board because he's too busy visiting with his neighbors.

Thank you, Lisa.

Arnold, I expect professionalism in here.

After all, you do want to make your mark on the world of photojournalism, don't

you? Yes, Mrs. Walters, I do want to make my mark.

On Lisa's face.

Now, I have five pairs of numbers in this hat, so come on up and draw for

partners.

Susan got a two.

Come on, two.

Rats, I've got a four.

I got a two.

Trade with me, please.

You bet.

Thanks. What a pal, Arnold.

I hope you get a partner just as cute as Susan.

No, thanks.

All I care about is getting on the newspaper.

I don't need to be distracted by some gorgeous girl.

Hi, Jill.

Man, Susan's a real fox, huh?

She's certainly in the animal family.

Thanks, Arnold. This is the happiest moment of my life.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Save it for Susan.

Next, I'll teach you what every good photojournalist must know. How to trap a

girl in a dark room with you.

Oh, really?

Great. I'll see you later, Arnold.

All right. How you doing?

Who's that number four?

Oh, no.

Now, find your partner and take a good, hard look at them. Because for the rest

of the semester, you're going to be practically living and breathing

Hey, you know something?

It's time that we finally made use of our video camera. I don't want one more

day to go by without capturing this wonderful family on tape.

Oh, boy. Can I star in Mr.

D? I can look just like Sylvester Stallone. See?

Yo, Adrian!

Everybody will star in it, Sam. I think we'll call our first epic a day in the

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And I can see the sequel, The Drummond Strike Back.

I just want to capture the fun -loving, happy family that we all are.

Well,

most of us.

Why does that girl bug me?

I gather things haven't improved with her.

Only to consider miserable improvement over horrible.

Sam, would you excuse us?

Arnold and I need to have a little talk.

But Arnold already knows about the birds and the bees.

Sam. I'm bored.

Sit down, son.

Now, if you want to become a professional photographer, you will have

to deal with all kinds.

I mean, snarly politicians, temperamental actresses, even maybe

criminals. That'll be a breeze after Lisa.

I'm not saying you have to be friends.

But your career's not going to go very far if you can't cope with Lisa and

One.

I know, Dad, but what am I supposed to do?

Be bigger than her.

You catch more flies with honey.

What do you use to catch mutants?

But the next time she upsets you, instead of snapping at her, think of

calming.

Like a gentle, flowing, peaceful brook.

Yeah, right. I can just picture it.

A gentle, flowing, peaceful brook with Lisa out in the middle of it

going down for the third time.

I know.

Okay, Dad.

Okay. I'll give it a try.

Hi there, Lisa, old buddy.

Ready for another great day in the dark room?

What are you up to, Arnold?

Up to?

Yeah, what's with this old buddy, Stefan? Why haven't you insulted me yet?

Why haven't I insulted you yet?

You know, I think that's what I like about you, Lisa.

It's your great sense of humor.

Or is it... No, your congenial manner.

Or maybe a true gentle... Knock it off, Arnold. What happened?

Someone tell you you can catch more flies with honey?

No.

Look, I know we had a blow -up the other day, and we got a little carried away.

No, we didn't get carried away. Your big mouth did.

Right. That's quite insightful on your part.

Why, thank you. But it doesn't take much insight to spot a stupid jerk like you.

That doesn't. You're impossible.

I've had it. I give up. Well, I give up, too. I can't work with you.

Well, good, then. Then it's all over.

Goodbye.

Happy trails, dumbass.

Arrivederci, crustacean face.

Adios, jerkina.

matter. Can't even open the door without messing that up, too. What a loser.

Look out. Oh, Lisa, just forget it. Charlie jammed a lot to trap Susan in

with him. We're locked in here.

Locked in? With you?

I can't think of a worse torture than that.

I can.

Being locked in here with you.

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Halt! Arnold!

Arnold, forget it. The building's empty and the janitor doesn't get here until

10 o 'clock at night. Just try the door again.

Ah, forget it.

The lot's jammed permanently.

Charlie's method is foolproof.

How do you know?

I taught it to him.

Wait till Mrs. Walters hears about this one.

There you go again. Why are you always trying to get people in trouble?

I don't get people in trouble. I only report what I see.

That's what makes you rotten, Lisa.

Well, a policeman does the same thing and it doesn't make him rotten.

Why have you chosen to be a policeman at age 15?

Well, someone's got to keep people like you in line.

I can take care of myself.

Obviously not. You got us locked in here, didn't you? And it was because you

were leading poor Charlie off the old beaten path.

Can I help it if I'm a natural -born leader?

Yeah, but look at the following.

Robbie, Dudley, Charlie, and Ricky, you're the Pied Piper and the nerd.

They're not nerds. They may not be the coolest guys in school, but they're

not... I mean, at least they're... they're nerds.

Well, I'd rather have them for friends than to be like you with no friends at

all. Look, I may not be popular, but at least I can admit it. So why don't you?

I mean, you and me, we're not exactly part of the A crowd.

Don't put me in the same category as you.

Matter of fact, don't even put me in the same species as you.

Face it, Arnold. I'll never be a cheerleader, and you'll never be captain

football team.

See, that's the way you see things.

No hopes, no dreams. Your life's over.

You have absolutely nothing to look forward to.

And what do you have to look forward to?

The starters getting out of here.

Arnold, face it. The truth is, you're no more popular, no cooler, and no better

than me, and it kills you to know that.

That's a lie.

Tooth hurts her, Arnold.

Just shut up.

We're going to be stuck in here, so let's just print this roll of film.

At least that'll keep us from having to talk to each other.

Oh, don't, Mr. Drummond, please. I'm really very camera shy.

Now, Pearl.

I think I hear my pot roast ringing.

Done. Sam, it's time to get you on tape. Oh, boy, Mr. D. What should I do? Get

my guitar?

My harmonica?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I just want you to be yourself.

Just sit down there and do what you were doing.

Mr. D., I was doing my homework.

Well, that's perfect. See, I want to capture you on tape doing some normal

activity. Then you want me not doing my homework.

Sam, look.

What I'm doing is called cinema verite, which means filming real life as it is.

And you can help me by forgetting about the camera and just sitting back down

there and doing your homework. Do you understand?

Okay, Mr. B.

All right. Now, remember, behave naturally and forget

about the camera.

Action.

Try this some other time.

Here. These are dry.

Hey, what are you doing?

It's mine.

It must be yours. It's blank.

It's not blank.

It's the sky.

I haven't titled this picture.

It's better to have loved than lost. I think it's very romantic.

Well, you know, Velcro's more romantic than you are.

those words, Donald Jackson.

Someday I'll fall in love and get married and everything.

It's like in the movies.

Yeah, right. I saw that one. The Bride of Frankenstein.

Oh, it's my favorite.

That beautiful woman loves that man, even though he's so ordinary looking.

I call it beauty's in the eye of the beholder.

Yeah, I saw that one. I got a better name for it.

Ugly man with pot belly and lots of bucks, looks out, and gets hot -looking

chick.

Well, you're so cynical.

I think it's great they're able to look below the surface.

To get below his surface, she'd need a blubber drill.

You have such an immature view of love.

Well, at least it's a real -life view of love and not a bunch of old lines from

books and movies.

Well, I'd rather get it from a book or movies rather than the real -life

experiences you've had with the groundhogs you've dated.

You're still not using your picture, and you don't know a thing about my life.

I don't?

Well, does the name Mary Ellen Winston mean anything to you? Oh,

gee, this is a really nice picture.

What do you know about Mary Ellen Winston?

Well, the other day some girls were comparing notes.

They were trying to figure out who had the worst time with you. Of course, Mary

Ellen won by default.

The other girls are too grossed out to tell their stories.

the laughing stock of the girls' locker room.

Remember, it's better to have loved than lost.

You don't do either.

How often you get a date?

I was waiting for Mr. Wright to sweep me off my feet.

How could he? You're always flying around on your broomstick.

Mr. Wright stuff is just an excuse.

So just remember, when you're a pathetic, lonely old lady telling

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Well, do you think I'd like it this way?

Lisa. Hey, Lisa.

Arnold, leave me alone.

Oh, come on, Lisa. I didn't mean it honest.

Whether you meant it or not, it's the truth.

Hey, we're all in the same boat waiting for Mr. Right.

You too?

Yeah, sure. I mean, not Mr. Right, but Miss Right.

Now, you know what I mean.

I don't believe you, Arnold. Are you really?

You know, how I have this reputation and everybody thinks I'm such a ladies'

man? They do.

Well, some people do.

They do.

Charlie does.

Look, the point is, maybe there isn't a Miss Right or a Mr. Right, but there's a

lot of great people out there, and you just have to make an effort to get

involved with them.

It's got to be a lot nicer hanging on to real people than just dreams.

Oh, now what's the matter, Lisa?

I don't know.

All that stuff I said before about people looking below the surface and

everything. I'm just afraid no one will with me.

Can I be honest with you?

Yeah, but not too honest.

I really don't want to tell you this because, well, it's kind of a

you know.

But when I first saw you, I really didn't think you were the horse face I

you are now.

Quite a compliment, Arnold.

Well, I thought you were kind of foxy.

I can't believe I just said that.

I can't believe you said it either.

I thought the same thing about you too at first.

Oh, you mean you couldn't stand me?

No, that was after I met you.

I thought you were kind of cute too.

Kind of cute or real cute?

I can't remember.

You can lie.

Real cute.

But that doesn't mean that I like you.

Thought I was kind of foxy, huh?

Only from a distance.

But the closer I got, the less attractive I got.

Was it because of my looks or my personality?

Like I said, it's your personality.

It's what's on the inside that's putting people off.

They've never seen what's on the inside.

They see what you're showing.

It's too bad they don't see what you're showing me right now.

Is that making me more attractive, like when you first saw me?

When I first saw you, you know, you were a little different. You had your hair

down and stuff.

Would you like me to let it down?

Sure.

Well?

You know, I'm tired and I'm hungry, but I must look terrible.

Ah, you look fine.

Arnold, this is a first.

You had a perfect opportunity to insult me with any of your dumb jokes, and you

didn't.

I know.

I know. Why is this happening?

I don't know.

Maybe the fumes in here are getting to us.

I don't think it's the fumes, do you?

Nah.

I'm as confused as I am right now.

Are we going to end up boyfriend and girlfriend?

I don't know.

I can't believe what we're talking about.

Neither can I.

What's everyone at school going to think Monday?

What do you think?

I think it's good.

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Drummond. Oh, come on, Pearl.

I've been trying to take you all day and you've been avoiding me.

Please, Mr. Drummond, I'm really very camera shy.

Now, Pearl, there's a secret part of everybody that likes to be in front of

camera. Not me.

Herb should be here any minute now.

There you go.

Boy, I am so hungry, I could eat that picture of that wedding cake you took.

You know, now I kind of hate to leave.

Don't you wish we were staying in here another hour together?

Sure. But once we get out of here, we could be together all the time.

Yeah, you're right.

Hey, are you busy Saturday night?

Saturday?

No, Saturday's free.

Great, I have tickets to the opera.

Wait, did you say Saturday?

Is that a problem?

No, no, no.

Saturday's great.

Any night's great, just as long as we're together.

I know. I just love your new attitude.

I'll change mine for you, too.

Oh, that'll be weird.

Everyone's going to be so shocked seeing you acting normal.

What do you mean by that?

Well, you know, just acting like everyone else.

You know, loosening up a little bit.

Hanging out at Hamburger Hanger with us.

Arnold, the food there is terrible.

And besides, you just can't expect me to start going to places like that, can

you? Sure, just as much as you expect me to go to the opera.

That's a little different. The opera's good for you.

So is loosening up.

Besides, everybody goes to Hamburger Hangar.

Well, it's just that... Well, it sounds like you're saying normal to you is

hanging out at a place just because everybody else does.

I mean, I thought you said you were more of an individual than that.

Remember all that stuff you said about being leader of the nerds?

Lisa, you said that.

So you're not an individual?

I am, and they're not nerds.

Anyway, Arnold, you obviously don't like the opera, so let's just forget about

it. I didn't even know it would have been good for you.

Lisa, you were concerned about my good.

You wanted to go to the opera because you'd enjoy it.

No, I thought we'd enjoy it, but you're not even willing to try.

Oh, and you are.

things were just starting to work out and now you're blowing it.

Hey, don't blame me. It's your mouth that's doing it. So you're starting it

me again, huh?

Well, as far as I'm concerned, the only wrong thing my mouth did was to kiss

you.

Which reminds me, when we get out of here, I'm going to have my lips

You want to suck your lips? Oh, really? Oh,

thank goodness.

It's Arnold Jackson and Lisa Hayes.

What are you doing in there? Necking or something? No!

Lisa. What?

I just wanted to say it was nice being friends or whatever for a little while.

Yeah.

It sure is good to be fighting again, though, isn't it? You said it.

I'll see you Monday.