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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for
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you may not be right for some.
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A man is born, he's a man of me.
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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different
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strokes, different strokes, different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a life.
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So what? They'll have theirs and you'll
have yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine. Because it
takes different strokes to move the
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world. Yes, it does. It takes different
strokes to move the world.
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Okay, let's get this over with. Go
ahead, make fun of my new pants.
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as long as you're not on backwards
again.
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Come on, Arnold. Take your best shot. I
prepared all morning for your insults. I
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had breakfast with my father.
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Nice pants, Dudley.
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Nice pants, Dudley. He just got the
blues because he got his government test
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back and he said a new personal worst.
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You know, how bad could it be?
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Oh.
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A 20?
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I actually wrote that the cause of the
Great Depression was that lots of people
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were depressed.
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I was desperate.
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I forgot about this reading assignment
the one time the loafer throws a pop
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quiz.
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I guess I can kiss my B average goodbye.
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I'll take it.
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Well, did you ask the loafer if you can
do some extra credit work to get your
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grade up?
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Yeah, I checked with him. He said the
only thing I could do is some practical
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exercise in civics, but I don't know
diddly about any of that stuff.
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Hey, why don't you run for mayor?
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My dad says they always pick a jerk for
that job.
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Then you ought to win in a landslide.
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Hey, cheer up, Ronald. Hey, you know,
sometimes they let civic events appear.
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Lonely, tell your problems to Danielle,
trained in psychology and massage.
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That doesn't sound like civics to me.
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Well, she can massage your bad grades.
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Oh,
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what's this?
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League for Social Responsibility meeting
here Monday.
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Hey, now that sounds perfect.
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See?
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Hey, this is perfect.
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Oh, Mr. Lopez. Hi, guys. How's the
practice? Oh, yeah.
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Hey, even more important than that, I
got something here that's going to get
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some extra credit. I'm going to the
meeting of the League for Social
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Responsibility. Oh, really?
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Yeah, they're my main men.
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Since when?
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Since as long as I can remember.
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Probably even longer.
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Arnold, you realize, of course, that the
League has very strong racial
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positions, huh? Racial? Yeah, I know.
Hey, I'm even thinking about joining.
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brothers. Is that so?
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Yeah, right on.
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Arnold, they hate black people.
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But Nashville's a terrific city for our
vacation.
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They've got great old buildings and neat
parks.
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It is a lovely spot, sure.
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But you've been to Nashville so many
times.
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Paris has great old buildings and neat
parks, too.
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Hey, you know what?
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We could take a side trip to Germany.
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That's where Elvis was stationed when he
was in the army.
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That's true.
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But forget it.
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That's where he met that icky girl and
they got married.
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I'll get that.
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Oh, Mrs. Gordon.
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Hi, Mr. Drummond. I'm so glad you could
come.
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It was no trouble at all.
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Sam, this is Mrs. Gordon. She's our
travel agent. Oh, please, Mr. Drummond.
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not a travel agent.
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I'm a leisure time placement engineer.
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Right. Sorry.
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Well, maybe you could engineer us some
suggestions.
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Sam and I are having a little trouble
deciding on where to go.
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Yeah, can you believe Mr. Dean wants to
go to Paris instead of Nashville?
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It's imperative that you not go to
Nashville.
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I fear the little boy's accent is in the
critical stage already.
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Perhaps you're unaware, but it's the
custom in Paris to serve chocolates for
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breakfast.
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Well, in Nashville, it's a custom to
sleep through breakfast because you're
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so late at the country music clubs.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Gordon.
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I'd love to stay and chat about a
vacation, but I'm off to Philadelphia.
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Philadelphia?
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Oh, my wife is not going to Philadelphia
on pleasure.
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No one ever has.
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happen to love Philadelphia.
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And besides, they're honoring me by
making me a judge in the Miss Chief Day
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contest. They do love their hoagies.
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Well, I will see you tomorrow,
sweetheart.
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Have a good time, Mama. Oh, thank you,
love.
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Oh, and Philip, don't forget to tell
Pearl to make up Willis' room. I'm
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him up on the way back tomorrow.
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Bye -bye, sweetheart.
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Goodbye, you good -looking devil.
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How is Willis, anyway?
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Oh, he's terrific.
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He's coming home for the weekend.
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I'm so proud of him.
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He's only been in college a couple of
months and he hasn't rejected us yet.
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He will.
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My son rejected me in his sophomore
year.
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Scooter changed his name to Mohammed.
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Hi, boys.
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Hi. Arnold.
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Do you know Mrs. Gordon? She's trying to
help us decide between Paris and
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Nashville. Any place in Japan is fine
with me.
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Yeah, but guys, you can only... fling a
tomato so far.
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What else can we use to beam these
bigots?
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Hey, my mother's got a zucchini that's
been in our refrigerator so long it'll
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walk from one shelf to the other.
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Now, zucchini is just perfect. You can
use it like a dart. It's perfect for
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distance and accuracy.
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But you gotta be careful with zucchinis.
If they're too gushy, they'll come
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apart in your hand. And if they're not
rotten enough, they won't squash when
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hit a girl.
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And she'll have a chance to throw it
back at you. Exactly. Now, Sam, if you
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throwing fruit at girls, who would you
use?
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Well, my friends prefer ripe
cantaloupes.
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Seasonal, but effective.
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They maintain their trajectory, and when
they hit, they go... Perfect.
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Boy, I just love regular guy talk.
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Excuse me, fellas. Sam, may I speak to
you for a minute?
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Listen, I've made a decision.
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We're going to go to France.
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But we'll be able to see the countryside
from a boat.
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They have these tours they call Barging
Your Way Through France.
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Don't they have a tour called
Skateboarding Through Nashville?
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I'll ask Mrs. Gordon.
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What's going on, fellas?
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We're just discussing flying zucchinis.
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Oh, yeah.
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I saw the flying zucchinis at Madison
Square Garden.
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They were marvelous.
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Not those kind of zucchinis. The kind
you throw at girls.
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Aren't you guys a little old for that?
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Oh, you're never too old for that, Mr.
D.
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Remember that movie where Jimmy Cagney
squashes the grapefruit in that girl's
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face?
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That was my favorite.
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Well, Sam, I think that was before we
had electric juicers.
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Now, what's this all about, Arnold?
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Dad, have you heard of the League for
Social Responsibility?
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Yeah, the hate group.
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Yeah, well, they hate black people and
other minorities.
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Isn't that league having a rally?
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Oh, yes.
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Now I understand the reference to flying
fruit.
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Flying rotten fruit.
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Yeah, we're going to shut them down.
It's going to be great.
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Right, right, yeah. Well, now look,
fellas.
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Actually, I came up here to talk to
Arnold about some pressing family
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Why don't you guys go downstairs and
raid the refrigerator?
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Last one down has to eat the vegetables.
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Why do I think this is not about
pressing family business?
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Look, Arnold, you don't have to be a
mind reader to realize that I do not
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approve of what you are planning to do.
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But what about what the league is
planning to do? They're sleazeballs.
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Sleazeballs, definitely, but that does
not give you the right to throw fruit at
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them to keep them from speaking.
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You're right.
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Vegetables would be better.
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You're not going to throw anything at
them.
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Dad, how am I supposed to disrupt a
meeting?
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You're not.
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These people are planning to ship blacks
out of the country or worse.
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Look, I know that this bunch are
despicable.
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But the Constitution guarantees their
right to speak.
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That's part of the First Amendment. It's
one of the things that makes America so
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special. First Amendment.
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They don't believe in that First
Amendment or any of the others.
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That doesn't matter.
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Look, if we're allowed to take away
their rights, who's to say that some
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group can't come along and just take
away ours?
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These people have a right to speak.
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But they hate me just for the color of
my skin.
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Look, Arnold, I can't pretend that I can
feel exactly the way you do, but there
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are other things at stake here.
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Now, Arnold, I'm telling you, as your
father... My father would be out there
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throwing fruit with me and wouldn't
bother taking it out of the can.
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Arnold? I don't have to listen to you.
You're not my real father anyway.
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Stop whittling. Quit the camera. The
southern bell from hell.
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I just can't seem to get the top of my
convertible closed. On her way.
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Listen, you know how to give foot
massages. Welcome to a different world,
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Whitley. Weeknights at midnight.
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Breaking news over 1 -2 -3 lump sum.
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Can you believe it? They're giving away
cash.
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If you're receiving lawsuit settlement
payments, you can receive a large lump
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sum from your structured settlement.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Did you just receive your lump sum?
Yeah. One, two, three, lump sum just
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Hi, everybody. I'm home.
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Hi, Maggie.
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Hello, my love.
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Willis will be right up. Good? Oh, thank
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Boys, I sure do hope you're hungry.
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Well, Sam is, but I'm afraid that Arnold
has lost his appetite.
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Well, he'll get it right back when he
sees what I brought.
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The biggest, the juiciest, the sloppiest
cheesesteak in all of Philadelphia, and
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it is only two hours old.
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Wow, that's perfectly aged.
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Doesn't that look delicious?
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That was very nice of you, Maggie, but I
lost my appetite.
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Thanks to Dad.
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Why do I get the feeling that I've
walked smack dab into the middle of
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here? Because you have, Maggie.
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Arnold wanted to try to stop the League
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speaking by throwing fruit at them. I
told him he couldn't do it.
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Well, I can see how you would feel that
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Yes, but I can't seem to make Arnold
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could talk some sense into him.
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Arnold, Arnold, this does not require a
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Throwing fruit is dead wrong.
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Be surprised.
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Mrs. Drummond is siding with Mr.
Drummond.
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I'll come here.
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Listen, if it were me, I would raise
such a ruckus that the league would be
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sorry they'd ever set foot in this town.
And let me tell you something. If there
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is anything you can do... Maggie, hold
it, hold it. What are you saying?
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Dad, let her finish.
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Phillip, what I'm saying is that we have
to rid ourselves of these social
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vermin. Hey, Mom, who won the
cheesesteak?
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Look, Maggie, if you deny these people
their rights, you are simply stooping to
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Philip, the Nazis took advantage of free
speech to gain power, and then they
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abolished it. We would have been better
off if someone had stooped to their
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level and tried to stop them.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Willis.
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Maggie, I can't believe that I just
heard you say that.
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Well, Philip, I'm sorry you don't agree
with me, but this is the way I feel.
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Well, it was nice coming home to this
family harmony.
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I guess you guys couldn't get along
without me.
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Arnold, what's going on here?
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Oh, nothing much, bro. We're just having
a friendly chat about the League for
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Social Responsibility.
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There's nothing friendly about those
guys. I know it. That's what I was
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Dad, but he thinks I should let him
speak.
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Listen, what do you think? My main man,
my righteous relative.
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I say let him speak.
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Exactly. Are you kidding?
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people. I know that.
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Well, I used to kid about you having
half a brain, but now you're giving me
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scientific evidence.
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Look, history proves you're wrong. Now,
the First Amendment protected Martin
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Luther King when advocating civil rights
sounded revolutionary.
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Now, what would you say if they tried to
stop him from speaking?
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Right. But the League is racist. Right.
Now, despise them for that. But we have
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to protect our free speech.
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Look, it's better for these guys to be
speaking at a public place than doing it
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Well, Arnold, don't you think your big
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Not to me.
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Wait a minute.
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Willis, you are absolutely right.
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Tell them, Maggie.
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Look, Arnold, throwing food is an
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Willis? Yeah?
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How do I understand why you have to do
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Well, it's either that or beating on a
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No, that's okay.
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I'll see you later. Okay, Dad.
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Willis? Yeah, Dad?
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No, that's okay. Never mind. Go ahead.
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You retooled last month.
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I know.
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I've never seen you so upset.
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Thanks for the memory.
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At least you wouldn't believe what
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He said... I'm not his father.
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That his real father would understand.
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Oh, yeah, Dad. Well, he's just a kid.
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don't mean.
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Yeah, but I think he was right.
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I was so quick to read him the Bill of
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personally this was affecting him.
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I'm sure it would be different if I
was... Black?
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I thought those problems were all in the
past for this family, but I guess
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they're still here.
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Not in any way that counts.
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And don't be so sure that our real
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. Papa used to talk about what was
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But I don't think you would have been so
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Hey, Arnold.
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I left you some of my cheesesteak.
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Thanks, kid, but I don't have the
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But, Arnold, I left you the part where
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their way so far down in the roll that
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And it's really great for you because a
lot of it will get stuck in your braces
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and last for days.
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Thanks, kid. It sounds real tempting,
but I got other things on my mind.
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Well, Arnold, if you're worried about
the vacation, don't. It's all settled.
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I agreed to go to France.
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I thought you were holding out for
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I was, but Mr. D's been so upset lately.
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And besides, in France, it'll be really
fun to play the out -of -state license
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game.
448
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,380
I can't go on a vacation with Dad right
now.
449
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,360
But, Arnold, who am I going to terrorize
belt captains with?
450
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,220
Go anywhere with Dad right now. We're in
a big hassle and I just can't be around
451
00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:55,220
him.
452
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,960
But I don't understand, Arnold.
453
00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:59,120
Why do you and Mr. D have to fight?
454
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:03,160
What difference does it make if those
guys talk or not? Sam, Sam, come here.
455
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,160
down.
456
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:10,080
Look, this has to do with prejudice.
457
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,640
You know, people of different races and
different colors not getting along.
458
00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:19,540
But the blacks and whites and all the
other colors in my class get along.
459
00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:24,310
with your personality.
460
00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:31,450
Sam, the rest of the world isn't like
you or me or your class.
461
00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:34,850
There are people out there who hate you
just because of the color of your skin.
462
00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:38,150
Yeah, the teacher talked to us about
that the other day.
463
00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:39,870
Didn't make too much sense.
464
00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:41,410
All right.
465
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:46,790
What if, uh, they said little red
-headed kids with freckles couldn't go
466
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:47,790
cafeteria anymore?
467
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,490
That'd be fine with me.
468
00:25:58,860 --> 00:25:59,860
in there either.
469
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,260
I'd go there anyway.
470
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:05,700
What if there were six bullies there
with baseball bats waiting to tell you
471
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:06,700
go somewhere else?
472
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:11,360
But they can't do that. I'm allowed to
eat there as long as I don't spoil my
473
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360
appetite for dinner.
474
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,060
Did you say six bullies?
475
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:24,960
Sam, I'm trying to stop a whole bunch of
these bullies from telling people
476
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960
where they can live.
477
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:30,110
where to go to school, and where to eat
hamburgers. But my dad thinks I should
478
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,110
let him speak.
479
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,350
Does that mean you don't love Mr. D
anymore?
480
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:36,830
I love Mr.
481
00:26:37,070 --> 00:26:38,330
D. Uh, dad.
482
00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:43,810
It's just that I think he's dead wrong
about this.
483
00:26:44,650 --> 00:26:47,970
What kind of family are we going to be
if we can't hang around each other
484
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:48,970
anymore?
485
00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:50,870
Ah, don't worry about that, Sam.
486
00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:55,110
No matter what happens, this family will
always stick together.
487
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:57,300
Who else would want us?
488
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:20,680
Hey, Arnold, did you bring the melons?
Uh, no. My melon man sold out early
489
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,680
today.
490
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,060
That's okay. We bought plenty of
zucchini and tomatoes.
491
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,820
I say we grab a good seat.
492
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:31,540
These speeches don't have the same
impact from the back of the room, if you
493
00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:32,540
what I mean.
494
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:36,100
You guys go ahead and grab a seat for
me.
495
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,600
I'll just wash my hands.
496
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:41,540
Hey, Arno, what's going on here?
497
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,660
Guys, I don't know about this anymore.
498
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,800
There's something wrong here.
499
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:50,500
Yeah, it's called the League for Social
Responsibility. I know, but I'm starting
500
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,940
to think that throwing things is not
such a good idea.
501
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,880
You mean that's what your father thinks?
502
00:27:57,419 --> 00:28:00,480
Dudley, do you smell a wimp?
503
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,500
Yes. I call it essence of wimp.
504
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,120
Hey, I'm no wimp. And leave my father
out of this. He has as much right to his
505
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,300
opinion as I do to mine.
506
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,700
Yeah, but it looks like his opinion is
yours.
507
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:19,040
Come on, Arnold. Do you hate those guys
or not? Are you with us or against us?
508
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,440
I'm with you. But I don't think I can
throw fruit. Then you're against us.
509
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,680
No.
510
00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:27,710
I just want to do what's right. Then
join us.
511
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:30,610
Come on, Charlie, let's get this
started.
512
00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:39,370
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
513
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:43,450
Picketing. I don't believe in throwing
fruit, but I'm certainly going to let
514
00:28:43,450 --> 00:28:46,930
those thugs know how I feel. Do you
think picketing is going to do any good?
515
00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:49,090
Did it for Martin Luther King and Cesar
Chavez?
516
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,630
Yeah, and remember what they said?
517
00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:01,850
few extra signs in case you and your
friends might be interested all right
518
00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:06,850
gonna go for it okay you know dad you're
right if they have a right to speak
519
00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:11,610
then we have a right to speak back you
got it right hey fellas drop that take
520
00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:16,650
this you take that we're gonna let these
bums know how we feel and we're gonna
521
00:29:16,650 --> 00:29:19,350
get some extra credit for government
class too come on
522
00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:01,780
Morning, Eddie.
523
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:07,080
Morning. So how'd it go last night, you
and that perfume sales girl?
524
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,300
She was fine.
525
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,760
Yeah, she smelled good, too.
526
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,780
Everything was going great until Alicia
came between us.
527
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,440
Alicia?
528
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,980
You had two of them in there and didn't
tell me?
529
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,780
No, I wish. I'm talking about Alicia, my
tattoo.
530
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,200
This thing's been on my shoulder ever
since that Christmas party two years ago
531
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,660
when I single -handedly put the yak in
cognac.
532
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,030
So it was only one woman.
533
00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:35,210
Then why are we having this
conversation?
534
00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:38,610
Well, hell, it's like having a third
party present.
535
00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:42,850
Man, every time a woman sees this
tattoo, the inquisition starts. Who,
536
00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:43,910
why, when?
537
00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:47,470
Believe me, Ed, who, what, why, when is
not my idea of pillow talk.
538
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:49,790
Living your learn, Malcolm.
539
00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:52,930
What's the dumbest thing you've ever
done for a female?
540
00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:56,170
You know, I really don't like to talk
about it.
541
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,590
I mean, let's just say it's a...
542
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,140
It's a good thing hair grows back.
543
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:13,700
It's a neglected funny bone. It just
won't leave you alone while you're
544
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,700
inside your home.
545
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,240
a brother who can disguise my Alicia
tattoo into something else.
546
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,539
What do you think?
547
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,540
I like the mermaid.
548
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:51,219
Me too.
549
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:55,140
She has a certain je ne sais quoi that
has an almost mythical appeal.
550
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,860
And she's not wearing a shirt.
551
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,440
Hey, don't get excited, fellas. This is
a 90s mermaid.
552
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,500
There's no guarantee that that's all
her.
553
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,120
Well, now, have you considered laser
surgery? It's painless, and it works.
554
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600
How much does it cost?
555
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840
About $2 ,000.
556
00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,370
I thought you said it was painless.
557
00:32:15,290 --> 00:32:17,750
Hey, hey, I could take your tattoo off
for 50 bucks.
558
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:21,090
I got a bottle of tequila and a belt
sander over in the garage.
559
00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:28,310
Hey, um, what would you say if I could
get one of the doctors down in the
560
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,490
hospital to remove your tattoo for free?
561
00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:35,210
I'd say thank you very much, except
nothing comes for free. What do you
562
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:36,169
in return?
563
00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:38,950
Well, you heard me mention my baby
sister, Claudine.
564
00:32:39,370 --> 00:32:40,970
The fairest blossom on our family tree.
565
00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,730
The research chemist. That fairest
blossom?
566
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:48,470
Certainly. Anyway, she was just named
Employee of the Month down at the
567
00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:50,090
pharmaceutical laboratory where she
works.
568
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:53,510
But sadly, she has no one to celebrate
with but me.
569
00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:57,370
So what are you suggesting? That she
should celebrate with me?
570
00:32:57,650 --> 00:33:00,810
Oh, please, Malcolm. I'll have the
doctor throw in a lawyer GI for free.
571
00:33:02,050 --> 00:33:06,090
No, no, Tim. Look, you tell your sister
I say congratulations, but blind dates
572
00:33:06,090 --> 00:33:07,270
are one thing I don't do.
573
00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:09,920
You and me both, until I can't make it
either. Okay.
574
00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:12,780
Now, are you sure?
575
00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:17,300
Hey, Tim, your next law change, $4 ,000.
576
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,220
Now, would you reconsider?
577
00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:25,680
I could arrange a limousine. The funeral
host owes me a credit. Grandma pulled
578
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,680
through.
579
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,820
All right, well, she is employee of the
month, you're a friend, and your bar tab
580
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:35,900
is paid up. All right, I'll take
Claudine out.
581
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:39,610
Claudine? Who, why, where, and what is
Claudine?
582
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:40,830
Explain.
583
00:33:41,630 --> 00:33:43,610
Simone, I thought you worked this out in
therapy.
584
00:33:44,350 --> 00:33:48,750
Claudine is Tim's sister. I'm doing him
a favor, and it's not a date.
585
00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:52,610
Oh, well, in that case, you just have a
good time, okay?
586
00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:56,530
And just to make sure Claudine knows
it's not a date, we're all going.
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