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Kid, can I wait in the car?

No, why? Come on, get in here.

This is some dumb kid's party.

Wow! A ramble party!

This is really neat!

I mean, neat for a kid.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Timmy's mom.

Oh, I'm Sam's father. Oh, how do you do?

Um, the party's not quite over.

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madhouse, honestly.

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yourself to some cake and ice cream?

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If he falls, I'm dead. Both his parents
are lawyers.

Put the thing on my head? Oh, come on.
Go with the flow.

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Hey, kid, put the hat on now.

Yes, sir, Rambo, sir. Well,

this is very impressive. I've never seen
anything like this before.

Oh, well, it's a theme party.

All the kids have them.

Last year, we had a barbecue adventure.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Hot
Dogs.

Now, let me get this straight.

This is a birthday for a nine -year -old
boy. You bought out an army surplus

store, and you hired a rocky lookalike.

Rambo, Mr. Drummond. I paid for Rambo.
Oh, Rambo.

Sorry.

Well, it's amazing.

In my day, a birthday party was a few
friends, a piece of cake, a quick game

pin the tail on the donkey.

I guess that makes me seem pretty old.

Yes.

No!

These days, if you want your kid to have
a special day, you gotta keep up with

the Joneses and the Burtons and the
Maxwells. You know, it's a lot of

They don't tell you about that part of
motherhood.

I tell you, I've had my last child.

Well, uh, good.

I think you've done a wonderful job
here. Oh, I hope so.

It cost more than my wedding.

Would you excuse me? Oh, certainly.

Look,

Mr. D. A chocolate hand grenade.

Oh, isn't that amazing?

Whatever happened to little chocolate
bunnies?

We already bit their ears off.

Hey, Sam, great party. It's even better
than Tommy Burton's Star Trek party.

Yeah, that was crummy.

The Vulcans didn't even have green
blood.

Okay, everybody, it's time for Timmy to
open his gifts.

Oh, I hope he didn't get a drum set.

I'm afraid you'll have to say your
goodbyes now. We have to pick up your

Yeah, hurry up.

I hope you can come to my party. It's
going to be two weeks from Saturday.

Man, that's the same day as my party.

That's too bad because my dad's making
me the best party of the year.

Oh, yeah?

Well, it's not going to be better than
mine.

Says who?

Says me.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Quiet, boys.

Timmy's just starting to open his gifts.
I hope this is a... Great party, Mrs.

Franklin.

Here's a good idea for a party.

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An accomplished ventriloquist, Henry
uses Bruce as his dummy to tell stories

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I don't know, Dad.

That doesn't really scream excitement.

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Maybe that's why he works so cheaply.

Is it really so necessary to make a big
production out of this, Sam?

Couldn't a birthday party just be fun?

You saw the Rambo party, didn't you, Mr.
D?

Honey, we're not going to have a party
that glorifies war.

We need someone with flash and pizzazz.

Someone like Hulk Hogan or Lou Albano.

Lou who?

Albano! He's a wrestler.

and he has rubber bands to his face.

I'll get it.

Hey, Sam. Hey, Sam.

Hey, guys, what's up? We got the
invitation to your party, Sam, but we

know to where.

Yeah, you didn't think what kind of a
party it was going to be.

Uh, well, it's a secret.

That's neat. Only Freddy's party's on
the same day, and it's the Godzilla

the Smurfs party.

Well, you guys are gonna...

party, aren't you?

I don't know, Sam.

Watching this humongous lizard trap
these cute little blue guys sure sounds

a blast to me.

Just tell us your secret. We won't tell
anyone else.

But if I tell you guys, it won't be a
secret anymore.

Gee, Sam, you sure have a problem.

Hey, guys, I'm glad you're all here.
Want to come over and watch the Captain

Jack movie on my dad's big screen TV?
Great!

this weekend um uh arnold's homework
yeah he

asked me to help him with his math
what's the matter sam mad at me because

one's coming to your birthday party
there'll be plenty of people at my

party sure there will just don't order
too much food one cupcake will be enough

On top of Godzilla versus the Smurfs.

Sam, honey.

Sam, listen.

If your friends aren't coming to the
party simply because you're not having

Godzilla, well, honey, they're really
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Freddy's right.

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You know.

I feel for the kid.

You keep your room clean.

You comb your hair. You brush your
teeth.

You return your library books on time.

And for what?

Just so Godzilla can come along and sit
on your happy birthday cake.

Aw, it's nice that you're concerned,
Arnold.

Of course I'm concerned.

If Sam loses all his friends, he'll
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me.

Okay, Tom, I got it. Thank you.

Arnold, tell me something.

How do you think Sam would feel about
having Al Martino at his birthday party?

Who?

I was afraid of that.

Philip, we have got to do something.

I mean, I feel awful for Sam.

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It's amazing.

Hey!

I'm not feeling too good, Mama.

I don't think I should go to school
today.

I am.

Could you stand a big surprise?

It doesn't matter, Mr. D.

My childhood is over.

Tomorrow I'm going to become an
accountant.

I'll get it.

Sam, Dad got you the spokesman from that
electronic company that he owns.

Great. Freddy's got Godzilla, and I've
got a nose out of fixed toasters.

Captain Jack would like to come to your
party.

Anthony, we're here to find the lady who
works in the cafeteria.

Hot food or cold food?

Hot food.

Beatrice, she usually knows her stuff.

Arnold,

can I have five bucks?

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I really only need 50 cents, but I
figured I'd have a better shot if you

down the big bucks.

I can't refuse him. I mean, he learned
from the master.

Captain Jack is going to be there.

Captain Jack?

Really? I didn't know that.

Richard? Not me.

Relax, guys. You can come to my party.

All right!

Hey, watch this.

hanging around a bunch of dopey little
kids.

Well, see that redhead over there?

That's my little brother, uh,
stepbrother, Sam.

Cute, ain't he?

Um, his birthday is Saturday, and, uh,
yeah, well, I guess you don't want to go

to a party hosted by Captain Jack.

Hello, guys. Can I decide what to get me
for my birthday?

Uh, sort of. Um, only I don't think I
can come to your birthday party.

And I can't come either, Freddy.

I, uh, have to do something for my
mother that day.

Oh, what could be more important than
coming to my party?

How about coming to my party? That's a
laugh.

Oh, yeah?

Well, Captain Jack's gonna be at my
party.

Captain Jack?

In person.

He was at my house this morning. So
laugh at that while you're having fun

your squire smirk.

is delirious.

You did a wonderful job.

Oh, thank you.

But it still bothers me that we have to
do all this to make a nine -year -old

happy. What are we going to do when he's
16?

That's easy.

We send him on the space shuttle.

scuzzy war prance.

Hey, are you really Captain Jack?

That I am.

You look much fatter on TV.

Have your set fixed.

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Ah, now, who settles with me, lads?

I don't like this idea. Calm down, calm
down. I don't know.

Looks like a pretty green crew to me.

But I guess I can whip you into shape.
Come on, lads, over here, quick.

Speak for me.

Hulk.

Redbeard.

Hatch. Now remember, lads.

You're on my ship now.

And what I say is law.

Got it?

Aye, aye, Captain.

And his treasure's never been found,
lads.

But then again, Captain Jack has never
looked for it before.

Let's go, lads!

Ah,

this is a tough one, lads.

It took them less time to find the
Titanic.

Maybe it's in one of my presents.

Ah!

This way's north.

I should have listened to my parents and
finished junior high school.

Thank you.

The Smurfs got bored and went home. And
Godzilla made a pass at my mother.

Gee, that's too bad.

I'm sorry I ruined your birthday, but
maybe we could have our own little

Just the two of us. Would you like a hot
dog?

Sure. Come on.

And later we can open presents together
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Thanks, Betty.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday, dear Sam.

Happy birthday to me.

Sam, look at where you were.

You know, that was very rude.

you to walk out on all your guests.

Well, Sam, honey, why did you leave your
party?

I guess I wasn't having a very good
time.

Oh, but honey, all of your friends were
there because of you.

No, they weren't.

They were there because of Captain Jack.

I wanted to have the best party ever.

I guess I did.

It was so good they didn't even need me.

It's all my fault. No.

it isn't. Parties should be celebration,
not a competition.

I guess we all got a little bit carried
away.

You were right, Mama.

I guess what I should have had was cake
and ice cream and all my friends around.

You mean just a plain old party?

Yeah. Maybe next year I could have one
of those.

Oh, why wait till next year, Sam?

Surprise!