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the rap it makes so beats just like you but they just not you and i just got

through talking about what trying to do just that new that everybody get the

game figured out all wrong i guess you never know what you got till it's gone i

guess that's why i'm here and i can't come back home and guess when i heard

when i was back home every interview i'm representing you making you proud reach

for the stars and wish before you land on the cloud jump in the crowd talk your

lighters wave them around if you don't know by now I'm talking about Chantel.

Do you think about me now and then?

Do you think about me now and then?

Because I'm coming home again. I'm coming home again.

Baby, do you remember when fireworks at Lake Michigan?

No, I'm coming home again. I'm coming home again.

Baby, do you remember when fireworks at Lake Michigan?

Now I'm coming home again Maybe we could start again

Maybe we could start again.

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I'm a man child.

Thank you all for hanging out.

God bless you. Good night.

To the beat of just one drum What might be right for you May not be right for

some A man just born He's a man of means Then along come two They

got nothing but the gene But they got different strokes to take Different

strokes to take Different strokes to move the world

Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you would please direct your attention high above

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Define.

gets picked.

Now, if I made the streets a little bit happier for you, please keep one thing

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Unless, of course, it's under $20.

Let's go celebrate.

How about a soda?

How about a movie?

How about both?

So let's do it. Great. And I know what we can see.

Forget Pinocchio.

Come on, Pinocchio. Not a chance. You've seen it 18 times. Boys, boys, boys,

boys, boys, boys. Let's talk about this over a soda.

Walk this way.

And... Well, I'm off to the grocery store.

And, Kimberly, I'm really... excited about your fixing a French lunch for us

tomorrow. Do you have the shopping list? Oh, sure. Right here. Thanks.

Mmm.

Ooh. Yummy.

This'll be a wonderful meal.

And what is it, Pearl?

Who knows? It's in French.

Maybe Willis and I should go shopping with you, Pearl.

Hey, why do I have to go? I can't read French.

No, but you can carry the grocery bags in French.

Mr. D? What was that, Sam?

Pinocchio!

Again, Arnold?

Karen and I had no choice. He threatened to handcuff himself to the ticket

booth.

So you were with your friend Karen again.

Sam, it didn't sound like you hanging around.

She wouldn't be able to buy all those things.

Oh, no, Dad.

Karen's a street performer in Central Park.

She's always near the path at 72nd Street.

Yep, and she always lets us help her with her act.

Oh, I see. How old is Karen?

Twenty -three.

How long have you guys known her?

Two weeks, and she's real neat, Dad.

You should see Karen, Mr. D. She dresses just like Charlie Chaplin.

to play soccer with your friends, right?

Right.

How long is it since you played soccer?

Two weeks ago.

Arnold, when was the last time you had a date?

About two weeks ago with Mary. I don't kiss on the first date, Wilson.

You get my point, guys?

You love soccer. You love dating. It's a wonderful part of your life and you're

missing it because you're hanging around with older people. With older people.

Sometimes. Now, Arnold, you know, this happened to Willis when he was your age.

Oh, Willis. Now, listen.

You don't know anything about Karen.

I'm sure she's a very nice person, but she's a street person, and she's much

old for you.

Discussion ended.

Oh, Dad, wait a minute.

Can we see Karen one more time and tell her we won't be helping her with her act

anymore?

I guess so.

I'm only going to miss her at Pinocchio, Mr. D.

We always cry in the same places.

Coverage Wave, he got a fortune.

No matter.

We're a great act, aren't we?

Right.

Well, where should we go celebrate today?

Well, Karen... Hey, guys.

Why the long faces?

Well, my father said that we couldn't go with... Karen?

Karen!

She is, and I think it's a seizure. Someone help me turn on her sign.

Thanks. It helps with her breathing.

19 Adam to Central. This is Officer Jordan. Please have an ambulance respond

72nd Street and 5th Avenue.

We appear to have someone with an epileptic seizure.

It's all right.

These are the days of the nerdy dirt. I am a go -go dancer. I

love attention.

Tripper. What are we going to do? I'm going to sit in there and laugh.

Nuh -uh.

Does your...

Don't mama know you're a go -go dancer?

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Why let the clock decide?

Time to say, hey clock, you're not the boss of me.

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Yeah. I chose Sarah, Beth, Crystal, Jackie, and Jenny.

That's funny. I chose Sarah, Beth, Crystal, Jackie, and Jenny.

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Ignorance ain't bliss.

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I guess you guys are starved too, huh?

Not really.

Nah. Good, then all the more for me, because I am starving.

Well, bon appetit, Willis. And a Charles de Gaulle to you too.

Mmm. Mmm.

Kimberly, great appetizer. Mmm.

Where's the main course?

Surprise -a -boo, Willis.

That was the main course.

Where's the beef?

Willis, that's the size that portions are in New Belt Cuisine.

Really? Dad, that's awful. It felt like I just ate a small mac.

Why aren't you eating, Arnold? I don't think you can see it.

Come on, Arnold, give it a try.

Okay, Dad. Hey, let's go off of pizza.

Pizza?

That's gratitude. I've been chopping and steaming and pureeing all morning, and

I'm... Talking double cheese here?

My treat. Let's go.

Hey, count me in. I'll take this as an hors d 'oeuvre.

You coming, Dad?

No, no, I have work to do here.

Come on, Sam. Let's go upstairs.

Hold it, boys.

Listen, you two have both been very quiet this afternoon. Now you've just

down pizza.

What is wrong?

Karen, she freaked out on us.

Yeah, her body just went crazy. She fell down and flopped all over the ground.

It was creepy.

Creepy?

Well, it sounds to me as if your friend had a seizure.

That's what the police call it, an epileptic seizure.

Well, that's not creepy.

Epilepsy is a neurological disorder.

It's kind of like a short circuit in the brain, as if you grabbed hold of a high

-voltage wire.

Whatever it was, I don't want to be around it. You can't blame him, Dad.

It was awful.

I really think you boys should be a little more understanding.

I'm sorry, Dad, but you didn't see it.

Creepy.

Come on, Sam.

Okay, now, ladies and gentlemen, please, please step back for this one because I

am about to juggle three surgically sharp knives.

Whoa.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Excuse me.

My name's Philip Drummond. The reason I stopped by is that I believe that you

know my boys, Arnold and Sam.

Oh, right.

They don't come around much anymore.

No, I know they don't.

They told me that you'd had a seizure.

Yeah.

And they had a front row seat for it.

I gathered as much. That kind of created a problem for them.

Well, now, that's funny.

My seizures have kind of created a problem for me, too. Yes, I can imagine

they have. Can you, Mr. Drummond?

Do you know the whole world thinks that I'm a freak because I have epilepsy?

Well, I don't. Just listen.

Nobody wants to hire somebody like me. Oh, please, don't be misled by my

glamorous appearance.

I don't earn my living on the streets because I like it.

I tried living a normal life.

I used to be a kindergarten teacher.

Bravo! Bravo!

Oh, wasn't that wonderful?

Oh, yes, I just love street theater.

My dear, my dear. You're both so real.

Thanks. Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Drummond. This really isn't your problem.

Tell me.

What happened to your teaching career?

I had a seizure in front of my class once.

It was suggested I not come back because it scared the children.

And you know what?

It made sense to me.

So I quit.

What was that when you started doing this? Oh, no.

I looked for a job for over a year.

But every time my employers got my references and found out I had epilepsy,

well, here I am.

I've been under a lot of stress lately.

And I guess that's what set it off.

Funny thing is, is...

I take medication.

Now, I know it's not 100 % effective, but that seizure I had the other day,

that's the first one I've had in over six months.

It seems like you're doing very well.

Oh, yeah.

Why don't you tell Arnold and Sam that?

First seizure I have in front of my friends, I might as well rip up my

card list and start from scratch.

Look, Karen, why don't I bring the boys back here? It would really help if they

could see that you're all right. And if you wouldn't mind telling them what

happened, I'm sure they could understand and then they wouldn't be so

frightened.

Sorry, Mr. Drummond.

Talking won't help.

Because no matter what I say to those boys, the only thing they're going to

remember about me is that seizure.

It's kind of a tough act to follow.

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Our friends love street theater, too. How long are you two going to be

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I sure hope Dad doesn't bring up Karen again.

Me too.

Arnold. Hey, excuse me, miss. Are you a break dancer or an epileptic?

Arnold, Karen could be a ride at Coney Island.

Stop that. Come here, come here, come here.

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Excuse me, Karen, could you hold my milk? I'm in the mood for a milkshake.

that. Stop it right now.

What's the matter, Pearl?

Arnold, there's something... I have epilepsy.

Really? What?

Pearl, if we had known, we wouldn't have done that.

You shouldn't have done it anyway. It was cruel and demeaning.

I'm sorry.

I'm even sorrier than Arnold.

Don't you not, Sam?

You can't be sorry to me. I weigh more.

It does not matter who wins. Okay, boys, it's over.

Pearl, if you really do have epilepsy, how come you never had a seizure?

Oh, I have, Arnold, but not since I got it under control with medication.

It wasn't always like that. When I was your friend Karen's age, I had plenty of

them. Really?

Really. See, I love being a housekeeper.

But actually, I studied to be a legal secretary.

And, well, there wasn't anybody to take a chance on me.

Unfortunately, there aren't enough understanding people in the world like

father.

Really? That's pretty crying.

I think so, too, Sam.

But, you know, I consider myself lucky.

I've gotten to meet interesting people and be a part of nice families.

Yeah. We are pretty nice, aren't we?

I love you.

Back, Leo, back.

Sit, Leo, sit.

Now stay, Leo.

Good boy, Leo.

if I can trust him because he's always lying.

Okay,

Leo, open up those choppers.

Arnold, I'm scared I might happen to get her. Are you?

Of course not.

But you know, Pearl knows more about this.

Maybe she should talk to Karen.

Come on, let's go.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Uh, sorry, folks. This show's over.

I saw you two sneaking off.

What, I bore you that fast?

No, no, of course not.

Uh, we just had to get home for, uh, dinner.

At three o 'clock.

You'll never make a good liar, Sam.

I guess your father forced you to come down here, and you got down here and

chickened out.

No one forced us to come. We wanted to.

But we were chickening out.

Now, why would I expect any different?

Why don't you guys just go buzz off?

Maybe we don't want to buzz off.

Sure we do, Arnold. Buzz, buzz. Get back here, Sam.

Karen, we apologize for the bad way we acted and all, but...

What you're doing is wrong, too.

Now, what is that supposed to mean?

It means you've given up.

Arnold, please don't make her angry. Please.

I have not given up.

Really? You told her she went to college. Is this what you went to

Well, it's the only thing that I can do.

You don't know that.

Look, Arnold, people don't hire people like me.

They make jokes instead.

Haven't you heard the one, hold my milk, I want a milkshake?

There are organizations for people who have epilepsy.

I know that.

But they're not for me. I'm not that sick.

Nothing to do with being sick.

Our housekeeper has epilepsy.

And she told us that these organizations offer counseling and job placement.

They could probably find you a really neat job that you enjoy doing.

Thanks. What a fat chance.

Nice try on OC, Karen. Get back here, Sam.

Karen.

You never know unless you try.

If you're not going to try, you've lost me and Sam as friends.

Come on, Sam.

It's about time, Arnold.

Arnold! Sam!

Rats.

You think maybe we could find out where that placement service is?

You bet.

Thanks, Arnold.

Your mustache tickles.

Listen, Sam.

I have a feeling you've got a big question on your mind.

Right. How do I get out of here?

Wouldn't you like to know if epilepsy is catchy?

Yeah. Like the mumps?

No. You can't catch it from me or anybody else.

So there's no reason to be afraid of me.

Hey, I'm still the same gal who took you to see Pinocchio four times.

You're right.

I'm sorry, Karen.

I guess if I'm going to be getting a nifty new job, I won't be needing these

anymore. All right.

Let's celebrate my treat.

My treat this time?

Well, let's not make it a habit.

Nothing but the genes that they got.

Different strokes to take.

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