All language subtitles for Diffrent Strokes s07e23 Street Smarts

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is
born. He's a man of needs.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes to take,

different strokes to take, different
strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

We don't matter that you got not a lot.

So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have
yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. It takes
different strokes to move the world.

it does. It takes different strokes to
move the world.

And so, General Santa Ana won his attack
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remained part of Mexico.

Arnold, the way you gave that report on
old Mexico was one big siesta.

And you're the expert, since your breath
smells like old tacos.

Hey, hey, hey, listen.

Well, I'll see you all tomorrow, huh?
Oh, listen, listen.

Everybody be careful out there. I guess
you all heard that another one of our

students was mugged last night.

Okay, enough said?

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Hey,

kid, come here.

I said come here.

Hey, what are you doing? Hey, help,
help, somebody help me.

Wait a minute.

Okay, now, this finger goes here.

Ouch.

And this finger goes here.

And this finger goes there.

And that chord is called an A.

What's the A stand for, agony?

Thanks for the lesson, Sam.

Would you like another lesson tomorrow,
Mr. D?

Oh, sure, Sam. My fingers would be
untangled by then.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Arnold. What you got behind your
back?

Oh, uh, just my jacket. It, uh, kind of
got ripped.

It didn't hurt you.

Cut it out, guys. I got mugged. Did the
guy have a gun?

No, a knife.

Luckily, he only got a couple of
dollars.

Luckily, he didn't get hurt. Sam, go get
Dad. No!

Come back here.

It's not that big a deal, guys.

The guy had a knife. What's a big deal
to you? A bazooka?

No.

You know, it's over now.

Forget about it.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Remember when I got mugged? I didn't
want to tell anybody for a long time

either.

It's not that. I just don't want you
guys to worry Dad.

Besides, that knife didn't scare me.

You should see what I did to that guy.

Did you punch his legs out on him?

Hey, you know it. First I gave him a
left, then a right, then an uppercut,

then a roundhouse and a Sunday punch.

Then I gave him the other six days, too.

Then how did he get all your money,
Sugar Ray?

He grabbed it out of my pocket and ran.

That's how it got ripped, but it doesn't
matter. Pearl will sew it up.

Yeah, well, I guess we won't tell Dad.

Yeah, he'll just get worried and call
the police.

It's like they have more important
things to do, like cleaning up after

horses.

Well, Arnold sure is taking it to the
library than I did when I got mugged.

Kind of a yellow belly.

A little more, Willis? Aw, you bet, Dad.
You know, you're a great cook.

Pearl's been on vacation three days now,
and I don't even miss her cooking.

Thank you.

Hey, I love your dinner. It's the best,
Mr. D.

What restaurant are we eating at
tonight?

We'll see, Sam. A little more oatmeal?

Oatmeal? Why didn't you tell me I was
eating that, Mr. D? I hate that stuff.

But that is your second bowl.

More soggy cornflakes, Sam?

You bet, Mr.

Miller. Well, well, well.

If it isn't my favorite family.

Hi, Arnold. Morning, morning.

Well, you've been very chipper lately.
What's going on?

It's Friday, which means no homework,
which means I get to stay up late, which

means all -night horror flicks on TV,
which means... Which means we got the

idea.

Oh, before I forget, Arnold, Dudley
called while you were in the shower.

He and Ricky got a ride, so they can't
walk to school with you this morning.

Oh, okay.

Hey, Dad, how about giving me a ride to
school in the limo?

Oh, I'm sorry, Arnold.

I'm going to be going in the opposite
direction. I have to meet with my

accountant.

It's tax time again.

Boy, I'm sure glad I don't have to pay
taxes.

Sam, you pay taxes every time you buy a
candy bar or a root beer.

I do?

Boy, that's pretty sneaky of him.

Well, Arnold, I guess you're just going
to have to go to school alone.

Oh, okay.

It's no big deal.

Hey, Arnold, I want to go with you. No,
you won't, Sam. You're not walking

anywhere.

Uh, I mean, thanks anyway, Sam, but I'll
just go to school by myself.

Arnold, don't you like your cereal?

Pretend it's soggy cornflakes.

Thanks, Sam. I think my stomach's a
little queasy. Oh, really?

You were all right a minute ago.

If Arnold's not eating, he must be sick.
You're not running a temperature.

Arnold, you can't be sick. You told me
you never get sick on Friday. You always

wake up on a... Uh, Sam.

I guess I talk too much.

Listen, Arnold, if you're really not
feeling well, maybe you better not go to

school today.

That's a good idea, Dad.

Man. I think I'm coming down with the
same thing.

Then you better go to school, Willis.
You don't want to give it to me.

Well, it was worth the shot.

Arnold, why don't you just go back
upstairs, get into bed, and I'll be up

minute.

Okay, Dad.

I hope he's not getting the flu.

He's just tired from staying up all
night.

Staying up?

What do you mean, Sam?

Well, the last few nights when I wake
up, Arnold's still not sleeping.

He's just sitting at his desk with the
lights off.

Sam, why didn't you tell us about this
before?

I didn't think anything was wrong.

Arnold told me he was studying a history
book on the Dark Ages.

Then I saw what he put in his school
notebook and I got kind of scared.

In his school notebook?

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Now look, Willis, I am very disappointed
in you.

Why didn't you come and tell me that
your brother had been mugged?

I'm sorry, Dad, you're right.

Arnold!

Arnold!

Yeah, Dad?

Would you come down here, please?

Okay. Would you guys leave us alone,
please? Sure, Dad.

Uh, Dad, what is it? I was just getting
ready to get in bed.

I'd like to know why you've been
carrying one of our kitchen knives to

Knife? That's right.

You must have noticed it in here among
your pencils and erasers and purple

bubble gum.

Uh, well, you see, uh, there's this kid
at school, a friend of mine, and he

needed something cut, and I told him he
had this real sharp knife at home, and I

wouldn't let the school circuit use it.

I see. I thought maybe it might have
something to do with you being mugged.

Great.

Which one of the two stooges is stooge?

All right, son, come over here.

Why didn't you come and tell me that
you'd been mugged?

Ah, Dad, he only got a couple of bucks.
It wasn't the end of the world.

Well, it is the end of the world when
you start carrying things like this for

protection.

You must have been absolutely terrified.

Nah, Dad.

I told you what the knife was for.

The only thing that's terrified me
lately is when I accidentally barged in

Willis kissing the bathroom mirror.

Oh, stop it. You could have been hurt.

For crying out loud, don't you realize
what happened?

I'm sorry, Arnold.

You think about it and you want to talk.

I'm always available. I want you to
remember that.

That's okay, Dad.

I've practically forgotten about getting
mugged.

The only thing that's bothered me lately
is my homework and how to get out of

doing it.

You seem to be feeling a little better.

Funny thing, Dad. My stomach's a little
bit better now.

I'm glad to hear that.

Would you like me to drop you off at
school?

Sure, Dad. But won't that make you late
for your tax meeting?

Maybe. But you come first.

Thanks, Dad.

I'll just go get my coat.

Good.

So what's going on, Dad? What's Arnold
up to?

He gave me some cockamamie story about
the knife.

But I think he was carrying it for
protection.

He also said that... Wait one second,
Dad.

I think Arnold's a lot more shook up
than he's willing to admit.

Well, he's certainly not dealing with
it. I didn't want to push him. I didn't

even bring up the thing about him not
sleeping.

This is just incredible.

My son thinks he has to arm himself with
a knife, a lethal weapon.

What kind of a world is this?

What are you going to do, Dad?

Well, I have this friend who's a child
psychologist. Maybe I'll call him and

talk to him.

A psychologist?

Dad, do you really think he's that
serious?

Yes, I do.

And I will send Arnold to see him if
it's necessary.

Send Arnold to a psychologist?

Poor guy.

Well, it's for Arnold's own good.

I was talking about the psychologist.

Three and four and five and six and...
Oh, hi, Willis. Hey, Dad. Are you

watching Maggie's show?

Uh, no, Dad. I'm watching the exercise
show on the other channel.

Better not let Maggie find out you're
watching that show.

Well, it's your flat more than your
tummy.

I'll never tell on you, Willis. Hey,
she's the one Mama calls the tail of the

bun.

Someday those buns will be hanging in
the Smithsonian.

Hey, watching all that exercising makes
me hungry.

Me too.

I think I'll go make a snack.

Me too.

I think I'll make my new favorite.

A peanut butter pickle sardine sandwich.

for picking me up from school.

No problem, Arnold.

Boy, there's nothing like a good workout
to get you in shape.

Yeah, you're really building up those
whole eye muscles.

That's right, yeah.

So what about Arnold?

Did you talk to that psychologist today?
Yes, I did.

He thinks most definitely that Arnold is
covering up the experience of being

mugged. He shows all the signs.

Well, why is he covering up?

He usually always comes to one of us
when he has a problem.

But we sometimes forget that Arnold's
growing up. He's just starting to feel

independence. The last thing that he
wants to do is to come running to one of

to solve his problem.

Yeah. I remember when I was about his
age, a big kid at school took my lunch

money.

And why didn't you tell me about that
then when it happened?

Right, Dad, I see your point.

But, you know, Arnold claimed he fought
back, but I don't think so. I think he

feels like a wimp. I know I did.

How can we help him?

Well, by making him realize that the
mugger's a terrible person and what he

was wrong and that Arnold has nothing to
be ashamed of.

Well, that shouldn't be hard.

That part isn't. The rough part is to
get Arnold to open up and talk about it.

But Dr. Parsons said we have to let him
do that in his own good time.

Well, if that doesn't work, Dad, I'll
teach Arnold a little kung fu.

I didn't know that you knew kung fu.

I don't. I was hoping you'd pay for my
lessons first.

Nice try.

But Dr.

Parsons did tell me about something that
just might help.

I'm going to make a few phone calls and
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Uh -uh, to the right.

Nope, straight.

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down.

Okay. What's going on?

Yeah. Mr.

Drummond, Mr. Hawkins. Who are you? Hi,
class.

Hi.

Dad, what are you doing here? Did you
see what just happened?

Relax, Arnold. Yes, I did.

And that man is a police officer.

And he did that to get your attention
because he wants to talk to you about

street safety.

Why do we need that, Mr. Drummond? Yeah,
we live in New York.

We're already street smart.

Oh, really, Ricky?

Tell me something. That man that ran in
here, what was he wearing?

Blue jeans and a yellow T -shirt. No, it
was a brown shirt and white pants.

No, you guys are all dopes. He was
wearing a blue shirt and white pants.

We're dopes.

I can't wait to see that guy's face when
he opens that purse and finds your king

-sized jar of ugly cream.

Dad, the man was wearing blue jeans and
a red sweater.

Wrong. Now, let me show you. I have a
little surprise for you.

Sergeant Coletta, would you come in,
please?

A class I would like you all to meet,
Police Sergeant Jim Coletta.

Hi, gang.

How you doing?

Here's your purse, Lisa.

Thanks for helping out with our little
demonstration.

But how could you carry this around
without a forklift?

Sergeant Coletta, I figured it was some
kind of demonstration all along, and I'm

always happy to help out and do my duty
in any and all school activities.

One more speech like that, and he's
going to arrest you for boarding a

officer.

Okay, everybody, settle down, all right?
Listen, I think it'd be very nice if we

gave Mr. Drummond a hand for arranging
all this, huh?

My pleasure.

Now, I hope that little demonstration
taught you to keep your eyes open and

wits about you.

You see, everybody saw it differently
because no one was really paying

attention. Sort of like a history class
right here, right, Mr. Hawkins?

Sergeant Glutter, isn't it difficult to
pay attention when you're on the street

and somebody surprises you?

Well, it's difficult, but not
impossible.

In fact, any description you can give to
the police is very helpful.

Do you know that nationally last year,
over 28 million kids had something

from them? I mean, how would you like
your...

Your new watch ripped off, or your lunch
money stolen, or your Walkman. I mean,

there's nothing wrong with the streets.
They're terrific.

I mean, I grew up in the streets, and
there's nothing wrong with me, right?

You just have to be alert.

Now, when it comes to being street
smart, there's no such thing as right

wrong. But there is strategy.

Now, I'm going to need some volunteers.

Lisa, could you help me out again,
please?

I'd be proud and honored to, Sergeant
Kalana.

But please, don't bring your purse.

Just kidding, Lisa. We can't have purse
snatching without a purse.

All right, now. I want you to walk down
the street on your way home from school

just exactly the way you do every day.
Okay?

You might be interested to know that on
most days before stopping home, I stop

by the library to work on my extra
credits. Lisa, Lisa, just pretend to be

walking. All right, class, watch this.

A nice day, sunny, she's enjoying
herself, walking down the street.

Now, class.

What's wrong with this picture?

Cows don't carry purses.

Arnold.

See, gang, she isn't paying attention.

Lisa is a prime target for purse
snatching. She's too busy looking in

windows for a wedding gown.

So no matter where you are, always keep
one eye on the lookout for the bad guy

and the other eye on the wedding gown.

You should try it, Arnold.

I think you'd look better cross -eyed.

Okay, I think I'm going to need another
volunteer.

Okay, the young man in the blue sweater.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Jackson. Coletta. Right on.

Now, certain things are obvious.

Don't stand out.

Don't dress better than your friends and
don't flash a lot of expensive

possessions. In other words, Be a zebra
among zebras.

Can't I just stay home and be a chicken
among chickens?

No, we can't turn the streets over to
the bums.

Use strategy.

Learn to take control of the sidewalk
around you. Be alert. Walk tall.

Pretend to be John Travolta if it'll get
you in the mood. But just do it. Okay,

Jackson, buddy, give it a shot.

Verbalize it.

That's right.

A mean zombie.

So I'll be shaking with this boy's
bacon.

Arnold, he said John Travolta, not
Olivia Newton -John.

Yeah, I think that was a little too much
shaking, Jackson, but everybody did get

the idea.

Now, strategy number two. If someone
does approach you or you think you're

followed, make eye contact quickly.

Get a sense of them, how tall they are,
how threatening is the situation.

And then what do you do?

Run.

If you think you're in danger, run into
a store across the street. Change your

direction. You got it?

Got it. Come on, guys. You got it? Got
it. That's it. Hey, Jackson, maybe you

can help me out here. I hear that you
were mugged recently.

Yeah. You were mugged, Donald?

Why didn't you tell us?

Because it wasn't that big of a deal.

This guy just kind of took me by
surprise.

So you didn't spot him before you were
mugged?

Only for a few seconds. He didn't look
like a mugger.

Yeah, they almost never do.

I mean, there's no stereotype for
muggers anymore these days.

I mean, even Mr. Drummond can be one,
although he'll only steal your Wall

Journal.

Now, muggers look just like everybody
else.

So if you get a funny feeling about
someone, you take off.

Well, what if you do all that and
someone still comes after you? Good

If someone comes up behind you and puts
a knife to your throat, what do you do?

think I'm going to do? Look where the
knife is. Come on, gang. Do you still

think he should fight?

You didn't fight him, did you, Jackson?

Good. That's being street smart.

Possessions can be replaced a lot faster
than you can.

Get that knife away from me. That's what
that mugger guy did to me. It was

awful. It was horrible.

I was scared he was going to kill me.

It's okay. I was okay.

Jackson, buddy, I'm sorry.

But you obviously did the right thing.
You know why, pal?

Because you're still here.

It's going to be all right, Arnold.

I'm glad you finally got this out.

Now, we'll just go someplace and have a
little talk.

Thank you.

Okay, guys.

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Different strokes of things.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nicolette. What
kind of sick, kinky, twisted personal

dad is that?

Well, how sick, kinky, and twisted are
you? This is not a personal dad. I'm

looking for a roommate.

I knew that.

Nicolette, how'd a roommate search come?

Oh, as I like to call it, the impossible
dream.

And what are you implying?

I ain't implying nothing. I'm coming
right out and saying it. You had eight

different roommates this year.

You're too damn picky.

And she's not picky. She's just careful
about who she lives with.

Thank you.

Malcolm, you made this sandwich tomato
-side down. Don't you know that gets the

bread all soggy?

All right, she is picky.

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See, you brought that little rug right
with you.

Hey, what's up, bro?

Girls all over you, ain't you? Are you
kidding? He's fighting them off with his

rattle. This is your baby boy.

What's going on, homie?

Coochie, coochie, oochie, cooing on.

Malcolm, it's oochie before coochie.
Don't you know how to talk baby talk?

Well, I'm glad you do, Ed, because I
need you to watch Bradley today.

Oh, no problem, girl. You know what I'm
saying? Me and Bradley need to catch up

on a few things, you know.

Eddie, my mom and Patrice went out of
town. They're in Vegas throwing their

panties at Tom Jones.

I never understood that.

I don't understand it either. It's a
scary thing to see them big bloomers

at your head.

Look, I'm going to a job interview today
in St. Louis, but I'll be back tonight

on the 5 o 'clock flight.

You sure you can handle a whole day, Ed?
You know, things happen.

Like the green goo that's coming out of
Brad's mouth right now.

That's just the peas I gave him for
breakfast.

Yeah, green goo ain't dangerous unless
your head is turning 360 degrees.

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in the family who ever did that.

Actually, he still does it on Friday
nights.

Everything's here. Diapers, formula,
mascara.

Oh, that's mine.

Thank God.

The most important thing is little
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He loves playing with it.

Hey, Paige, why you gonna put the little
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This is his little wubby.

It comforts him when I'm not around.

Mr. Buttons!

Mr. Man.

Your mama gave this to Bradley, and he
loves it, so don't get any ideas about

taking it back.

Okay. Wish me luck.