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It is people like you who help make it
possible to spread the Word of God. We
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thank you for your continued support.
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Join us for a new season of Bobby Jones
Gospel.
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More roof -raising performances from
Patti LaBelle, Shirley Caesar, Ty
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and more. Sunday morning at...
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Good nutrition can lead to great things.
Find out how a healthy lifestyle can
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help your child succeed.
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This is a man who almost learned to walk
at a rehab center that almost got built
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by people who almost gave money.
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Almost gave.
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How good is almost giving?
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About as good as almost work.
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Get an HIV test for you and your
partner.
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Heart disease is the number one killer
of women in the United States, even
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higher for African Americans.
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Understand the role that food and
cholesterol play in destroying your
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health. Get a blood test to learn your
cholesterol rating.
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Then have your doctor recommend what's
best for you. We don't know about you,
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but we've got a lot more living to do.
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To the beat of just one drum. What might
be right for you may not be right for
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some. A man is born. He's a man of
needs.
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Then along come two.
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They got nothing but their genes. But
they got different strokes to take.
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Different strokes to take. Different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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We don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? Don't have theirs. You can have
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yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine with the day.
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Different strokes to move the world, yet
it doesn't taste.
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Different strokes to move the world.
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See that gorgeous girl, Arnold?
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That little beauty's about to become my
date for the day.
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Now why would she want to become your
date?
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Unless she does charity work.
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She's mine, Arnold.
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And I know just what to do. I'm going to
use the same attack that your brother
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always uses.
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Begging?
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Come on. Watch this.
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Hello, foxy mama.
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This is your lucky day.
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And I thought she was going to fall for
it.
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I don't understand.
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I thought it was foolproof.
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It's proof you're a fool.
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Come on, Arnold. I've got to find a
white kind of girl to take to the dance.
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I mean, this is the biggest dance of the
year.
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And they were going to mop the sweat off
the gymnasium floor.
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Dudley. All right, I'm sorry.
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Hey,
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look at her.
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And she's a cheerleader, too.
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Dudley, you're...
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Hey, listen, Arnold, let me take another
shot, please.
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What is the big deal?
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I've never dated a cheerleader.
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You've never dated in your own species.
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Come on, Arnold, you keep the friend
busy while I talk to the cheerleader.
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Dudley, I hate small talk.
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Please.
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All right, go over there and get shot
down.
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Knowing you, this should take about five
seconds.
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I'll bet you she doesn't throw ice cream
on me. No, she'll probably hit you with
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canned goods.
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Five, four, three.
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Hello, sweet cakes.
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I'm Dudley.
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Better known as Professor Love.
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Oh, yeah.
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And even better known as Professor
Cornball.
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I think you're kind of cute.
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You do?
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Hey, do you guys go to Roosevelt?
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Oh, yeah, I guess you do.
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Well, two more seconds ought to do it.
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This is my friend Arnold.
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Hi. Hi. I think I've seen you before.
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Would you guys like to sit down with us?
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Hey, yeah, sure.
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You wouldn't want to go sit over there,
would you?
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I'll buy you a Coke, a large.
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Sure. Why not?
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With me?
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Yes, silly.
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I see you have the best table.
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This one's got all the sugarless gum
underneath it.
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Right.
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Your friend's pretty nice.
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Yeah, he's a nice guy.
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Mind if I take a load off?
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So, your friend's a cheerleader.
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Sarah's not really my friend. I'm just
tutoring her in math. But she is a
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cheerleader.
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You're not a cheerleader, are you?
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Oh, no.
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No. I'm afraid I wouldn't make a very
good one.
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Uh, me neither.
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Yeah, you look awfully silly in a skirt
and saddle shoes.
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What do you mean? I've got great legs.
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Are you as uncomfortable as I am?
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Isn't it awful being in situations like
this?
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I hate it.
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You get all nervous and sweaty.
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You're not sweating, are you?
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Not as bad as you.
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Listen, what homeroom are you in?
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302 Mrs. Mansey.
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Oh, no.
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Old Hawk Face Mansey?
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The one with the crooked wig and moles?
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And only $19 a month. New, better,
Bally.
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You're sitting on the couch, you're
watching TV, and your life's passing you
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Maybe I'll go to school next year, maybe
next semester. No, do it right now.
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They'll work with you after work, or you
can go before work. Go talk to somebody
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right now. They ought to help you. All
you got to do is pick up the phone and
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make the call. Why are you making it
complicated? It's easy.
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If you've been seriously injured in any
kind of accident, you may be confused
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about your rights.
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Now, some insurance companies may say
you don't need a lawyer.
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Some are quick to offer a settlement in
their best interest.
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Before you sign anything, call the
injury helpline. Talk to a lawyer near
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for free, one who will explain your
rights.
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Call 1 -800 -444 -0910.
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That's 1 -800 -444 -0910.
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The insurance companies have lawyers
working hard on their side, and so
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you.
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Remember when Nana taught us how to cook
chicken?
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Taking it up in a brown paper bag with
seasonings and flour.
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Remember the time the bag burst and
flour flew everywhere? Yeah, it was a
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Well, guess what?
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Now we can get that kind of chicken at
McDonald's.
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Introduce your mouth to down on the
taste of McDonald's. The Southern Style
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Chicken Sandwich. Perfectly seasoned,
nice, and juicy.
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So, what's the word?
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McDonald's has got Southern Style taste
in the bag. You said it, girl.
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Oreo. Milk's favorite cookie.
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I have this recurring nightmare of being
poked with a wire over and over and
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over again. A bra that goes nip -nip and
then leaves all that flesh out. You
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know, when the muffin has got the top
and then your boob. Not good. The
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Underwire Bra from Playtech Secrets.
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The great fit you expect now in a
smooth, seamless style.
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It's like I don't even feel like I have
a brawn.
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Smooth, lift, yummy. And it's
comfortable.
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Gravity is no longer my enemy.
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But brownies are.
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Playtex. Who knows you like we do?
Thanks, Playtex.
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The Payless Memorial Day BOGO event has
arrived.
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Buy one, get one half off everything in
the store.
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Summer's here and so is BOGO. Now
through Monday.
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I'd pay less.
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Hi, Arnold. Hi, Arnold. Hi.
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Oh, it was a lovely spring day.
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I saw Robin, the sun was shining, and
even that pimple I had cleared up.
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Okay, go ahead.
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Tell him. Well, it's been nice knowing
you.
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Arnold, I've got something to tell you.
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What's that, Sam?
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I accidentally broke your model. I'm
real sorry I didn't. Please don't tie my
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hair in knots.
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It's only a model, Sam.
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Arnold, this is your favorite.
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Sam, quit while you're ahead.
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Thanks. Well, Arnold, you certainly seem
to be in a good mood.
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Aren't I always in a good mood?
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No.
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Only when you've fallen in love with
some dumb girl.
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She's not dumb, Sam.
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Arnold, have you been bitten by the love
bug again? I'm getting out of here.
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I hate pukey girl stories.
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Well, Arnold, I love pukey girl stories.
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Tell us everything.
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Well, Maggie, it's like this.
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We met and actually... Hey, Romeo, this
sounds serious.
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It is, Dad.
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I've gone out with girls before. I've
even fallen for some of them. But this
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different.
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Dad, you should see her smile. It lights
up a room.
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I know.
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She makes you feel tingly.
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Right. And I've been tingled before.
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But you haven't been tingled till you've
been tingled by Molly.
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Molly sounds very special.
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You have plans to see each other again
soon?
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Not soon enough.
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Tomorrow.
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It's our one -day anniversary.
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One day. Good going. You two really
stuck it out.
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Where are you taking her, Arnold?
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Back to Hamburger Heaven.
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That's where we met.
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We're going to sit in the exact same
booth and sip milkshakes to the wee
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of the afternoon.
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Well, I'm really looking forward to
meeting Molly.
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Oh, you will when you shop her on the
big dance next week. I'm taking her.
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You're taking her to the big dance?
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Oh, she must be very special.
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She is.
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So, uh, when you guys, uh, see us, would
you mind chaperoning the other way?
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Hey, Sam, how you coming on my love song
for Molly?
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I've almost got it for you, Arnold.
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Great, and it better be good because I'm
gonna serenade her with it tonight at
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Hamburger Heaven.
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Okay, Arnold.
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There they are, Dad.
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I think it's really great you learned
all the latest dance steps. Well, I
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wouldn't want to embarrass you at the
dance.
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Aw, Dad, you couldn't embarrass me.
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Yeah, but remember what you said,
Arnold. You said if Mr. D does one of
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dances, you're going to hide in your
locker.
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Don't listen to him, Dad.
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His red hair is growing inward.
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I won't embarrass you, son. Watch.
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Looks like he has stomach cramps.
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He's trying to learn some of the latest
dance steps. I think he's up to the
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Kennedy years.
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Hey, Arnold, guess who I'm taking to the
dance?
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Ricky?
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No, Sarah.
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And thanks for yesterday.
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Oh, and sorry about leaving you there
with Molly and everything.
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Hey, it was no problem. Glad to do it.
Come off it, Arnold.
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That's pretty large of Dudley to stick
you with Molly.
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Stick me with her?
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Yeah, I'm really sorry, Arnold.
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It was no big deal.
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I'll say it was no big deal. You should
have seen her, Ricky.
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You thought she was that bad?
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Well, she was eating french fries, not
Alpo.
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But she was nothing special compared to
my Sarah.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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But she is kind of nice.
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Sounds to me like Arnold likes her.
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Yep, he sure does.
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I like her. I don't like her.
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We're just kidding, Arnold.
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But you gotta be careful.
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Right. We're not kids anymore.
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We're 13.
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And it's real important who we're seen
with.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, Arnold, at school there's the
cheerleaders and the jocks. That's the A
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crowd.
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And then there's the B crowd.
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And then there's us.
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And the only way us is getting with the
cheerleaders and the jocks crowd is to
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date our way into it.
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Can't we just bribe our way into it?
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No way, Arnold.
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And you've got no shot with someone like
Molly.
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And you don't want that to happen, do
you?
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Put your collar down. You're acting like
you don't want to be seen with me.
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Don't be silly.
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You know, Molly, I'm getting tired of
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We always come here.
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We do?
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We've only been here once.
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Well, we're already falling into a rut.
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Oh, Arnold.
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Hey, come on. Maybe there's some new
chewing gum under our table.
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Well, ready to go?
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That's why I like you. You're silly.
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I'm not being silly.
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My mouth doesn't want burgers. It wants
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Sure. If you really want, we can go
somewhere else. Let's go.
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My mouth just changes mind.
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Hey, Anna, look. Your friend Dudley's
here.
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Hi, Dudley.
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Oh, hi, Molly. How you doing? Fine.
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This is my friend, Ricky. Hi. Hello.
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I guess it's kind of hard to see
anything when you're sitting under the
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What are you two doing?
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Uh, nothing special.
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Don't listen to him.
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Arnold brought me here for our first
date. He's so romantic, and he doesn't
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anyone to know.
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Everyone knows Arnold's romantic.
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Even Julio Iglesias calls him for
advice.
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Hey, Dudley, I hear you and Sarah are
really hitting it off. You're going to
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dance and everything.
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We're hitting it off, but we haven't
discussed everything yet.
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Maybe we can tell him.
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Arnold's taking me.
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Oh, he is, huh?
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Could you excuse us a second, Molly? I
forgot to tell Arnold he had an
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phone call before.
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Sure.
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Be right back.
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Arnold, are you crazy?
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You're not really taking any hurt of the
dance, are you?
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Well, of course. I mean, I felt sorry
for her.
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Haven't you guys ever had the urge to be
nice?
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No, not me.
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Arnold, don't you remember the A crowd?
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Do you want to live your entire life as
an us?
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Well, look, Arnold, there's a girl here
who's dying to go out with him.
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Look, I don't care who... That's her.
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Really? And she's a cheerleader?
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Beverly's more than a cheerleader.
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When they do the human pyramid, she's
the one on top.
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I can't believe she wants to go out with
me.
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We can't believe it either.
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Arnold, do you want to ask her to the
dance?
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I've got a feeling she wouldn't say no.
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Really? Yeah. Hey, listen, we're all
going to a party later. Come along.
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Beverly would love it.
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Hey, sounds good.
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Of course.
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I am a party animal.
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Get down.
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What about Molly?
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I would just get rid of her.
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I can't do that.
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Sure you can. She'll never know the
difference.
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Just give her the old sick grandma story
or something.
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My grandmother's been dead for ten
years.
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Good. That proves she's not well.
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I'll go talk to Molly.
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Is everything okay?
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Uh, no.
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My grandmother's not feeling too well.
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Oh, no.
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Is there anything I can do?
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No, but thanks.
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Listen, my dad wants me home. Do you
mind if we call it an afternoon?
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Not at all. I just hope your
grandmother's up and around soon.
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And besides, we'll make up for
everything next week at the dance.
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Uh, listen, Molly, about the dance.
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Uh, my grandmother's real bad.
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I don't think I'll feel like it.
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I understand.
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Listen, don't feel bad.
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I'm sure there's a million guys who want
to ask you.
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You're sweet, Arnold. But I wouldn't
care if there were two million. I
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go without you.
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Right.
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I guess I better take you home.
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Sure. Let me get my coat.
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Did she bite?
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Yeah. Way to go.
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All right, it's party time.
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Yeah, party time.
420
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You look like Michael Jackson.
421
00:24:57,170 --> 00:24:59,050
No, more like Andrew Jackson.
422
00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:03,230
Well, aren't this going to be a big
night for you and Molly, huh? Hamburger
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heaven, the dance.
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Yeah, there's been a slight change in
plans with Molly.
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What's that?
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I'm taking Beverly.
427
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Slight? What happened to Molly?
428
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,310
Oh, no. More dumb girl talk?
429
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:20,930
Well, what happened?
430
00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:27,490
Well, Molly and I started off as a
blazing rocket, but we had no place to
431
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Fizzleville. I've been there many times,
but not since I met you, darling.
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I see.
433
00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:36,210
Well, I hope you have better luck with
Beverly.
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I hope so, too, Dad.
435
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:41,010
Tonight's our first date, but things
will go great.
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Beverly's a cheerleader. She's the top
of the pyramid.
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00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:45,970
Ooh, Arlo, you lucked out.
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Top of the pyramid's a hard comeback.
439
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Not for a guy like me.
440
00:25:51,910 --> 00:25:53,830
Well, guess I better be going.
441
00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:58,410
I can just hear my little cheerleader
calling me now.
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00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:00,750
Give me an A!
443
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,220
Originally, that chair only had one
Roosevelt in it. The other Roosevelt was
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idea. Did I tell you that?
445
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:24,500
Yes. Before the dance, on the way to the
dance, and after the dance.
446
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,360
I've added so much to all the cheers.
447
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,560
A rah -rah here, a goatee there.
448
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,580
But I suppose that's why I'm on top of
the pyramid.
449
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,860
Listen, I... Arnold, I know what you're
going to ask.
450
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,700
How'd I get on top of the pyramid?
451
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:42,540
I was...
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00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:43,830
I can't tell you, Arnold.
453
00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:45,490
It's a cheerleader secret.
454
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:47,570
That's nothing.
455
00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:49,830
I'll never forget the Memorial game.
456
00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:54,330
We were losing, spirits were low, and I
knew it was up to me.
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00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:59,250
I got everyone into a human pyramid, did
the Go Roseville Go cheer, and got
458
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things so far enough, Roseville won the
game, thanks to me.
459
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,300
I just said he gave me my gold gold gold
chip.
460
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,080
I haven't had so much fun in ages. I
can't wait to go dancing again.
461
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,860
He wore me out, Sam.
462
00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,600
I'm two inches shorter than I was when
the night began.
463
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,500
Did you do the moonwalk, Mr. D?
464
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:47,860
In a way, I did.
465
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:49,940
See, somebody spilled their punch.
466
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,700
I slipped halfway across the room in it.
467
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,820
Okay, let's go, sugar. Bedtime.
468
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,820
Mama, I want to wait up and hear how
Arnold's date went.
469
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,480
Sam, since when did you want to hear
about girls?
470
00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:07,500
If it means staying up late, I'll listen
to that yucky girl stuff.
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00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,679
That's it, Mr.
472
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Blister. March.
473
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,400
Night, Mr. D. Night, Sam.
474
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,300
Well, did you have a nice time?
475
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,640
Well, you know, not too bad.
476
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,960
But not too good, right?
477
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,720
Well, it was terrible.
478
00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:33,480
You did seem to be having a very good
time with Beverly at the dance.
479
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,300
I bet.
480
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,240
A guy can only hear so many pom -pom
stories.
481
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,720
She couldn't have that many.
482
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,380
153.
483
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,920
Don't worry, Arnold. You'll find the
right girl. It just takes time.
484
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,460
You know, Dad, I think I let the right
girl get away.
485
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,800
Oh, really?
486
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,140
Yeah, Molly.
487
00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,700
Molly? But I thought Molly wasn't right
for you.
488
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,160
Well, that's only because the guys were
pressuring me to go out with Beverly
489
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,120
because she's a cheerleader and
attractive and everything.
490
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:11,460
Well, you're not the first guy to be
sidetracked by looks and the so -called
491
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,460
crowd.
492
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:19,040
You know, Dad...
493
00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:21,630
I really feel bad about the way I hurt
Molly.
494
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,130
I hurt myself, too.
495
00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:25,010
I really blew it.
496
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,790
Hey, Arnold, guess what?
497
00:29:36,030 --> 00:29:38,230
Sarah just invited us to the track team
party.
498
00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:42,490
Yeah, and I'm fixing Ricky up with my
friend Karen. She's a cheerleader, too.
499
00:29:42,610 --> 00:29:44,070
The one they throw up in the air.
500
00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:46,170
And she's hardly limping anymore.
501
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:48,670
Hey, listen, Arnold.
502
00:29:49,610 --> 00:29:53,530
wants you to go with her. She said
you're a great conversationalist.
503
00:29:54,770 --> 00:29:55,770
I don't think so.
504
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,150
All right, I'll let her know.
505
00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:00,690
Hey, I'll get a booth for Heather.
506
00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:05,970
Arnold, do you turn down Beverly?
507
00:30:06,230 --> 00:30:07,230
Are you crazy?
508
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:11,450
Look, I've told you both before. She's
just so boring.
509
00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:14,190
I've heard so many pyramid stories, I
thought I was in Egypt.
510
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,130
Look, Arnold, you can't judge a girl by
her personality.
511
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,660
The girls are boring.
512
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,960
We're getting invited to all the A
parties and we're the talk of the
513
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,780
Somehow that just doesn't mean as much
to me.
514
00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:32,940
I'm worried about you, Arnold.
515
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,820
You're willing to settle for Molly.
516
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:38,600
What's with you? We opened a whole new
world here.
517
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:42,580
Pom -pom girls, water balloons, whipped
cream fight. Yeah, we're running around
518
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,840
with a classy crowd now.
519
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:49,360
Right. And if she's your idea of fun,
you don't know what you're missing.
520
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,020
I know what I'm missing, and I missed it
because I listened to you two jerks.
521
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,840
Now, listen, I don't care what you
think. Now, I like Mama, and I'm going
522
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,760
over there and see if I can try and get
her back.
523
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,480
I don't know if she'll ever speak to me
again, but all I can do is try.
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