All language subtitles for Diffrent Strokes s07e16 Baseball Blues

He's just one drum, what might be right
for you, may not be right for some. One

man is born, he's a man of means, then
along come two.

They got nothing but their dreams, but
they got different strokes to take,

different strokes to take, different
strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story,
everybody finds a way to shine.

Maggie, I'm glad you're having fun at my
sister's place.

Oh, I bet you too, honey.

I'll talk to you soon.

Sure, put them on.

Hi, Arnold.

How do you like Palm Beach?

Maggie told me you went for a ride on a
boat.

Oh, rough seas, huh?

No, Arnold, I can't imagine what you'd
look like green.

All right.

Give Maggie and your aunt Sophie a big
kiss from me, and I'll see you when you

get back.

Bye.

Hi, Dad.

I'm in love.

You hide it very well.

Yeah, she's beautiful.

Long and lean.

Well, that beats short and squat.

She's the most gorgeous car I've ever
seen.

Forget it, Willis. I am not going to buy
you a Mercedes.

How'd you know that?

A little hint.

Like a Mercedes brochure stuffed under
my pillow.

Now, Willis, when I told you that you
could have a car for graduation, I was

thinking more in the $4 ,000
neighborhood.

It's not a neighborhood. That's a slum.

Oh, come on, Dad. What's the big deal?
We're rich.

Wrong, Willis.

I'm rich.

I want you to learn the value of the
dollar.

Besides... There's nothing wrong with a
$4 ,000 automobile.

Ah, you're right, Dad. What's the big
deal? I mean, who needs those fancy

like seats, doors, wheels?

Sam, you're home early from baseball
practice.

They canceled practice.

How come?

Coach Reynolds quit.

Quit? Did he say why?

He said we're the nicest team ever, but
watching us play baseball gave him

cramps.

Oh, that's a shame. Well, you can't have
a team without a coach. I know.

Who's going to yell at us?

Yeah, my little slugger needs a coach.

Well, I'll speak to some of the parents.

We've asked everyone.

We even tried to ask the wino who was
curled up on home plate.

But we couldn't shake him awake.

How about you coaching us, Mr. D? Oh,
no, no, no, no, no, not me, sorry.

Come on, Dad, why not?

Because I... have had my fill of
coaching Sandlot leagues.

It was terrible.

All those crazy parents.

They throw things.

They shout insults. Some of them even
spit.

Yeah. Some of those moms get carried
away.

Besides, Sam, I wasn't a very good
coach, really.

Tell him, Willis. Oh, Sam, he was the
pits. The worst. I mean... Willis, you

made the point.

Come on now, Sam, don't. Not the hound
dog.

Boost eggs on the scoreboard meant.

Relax.

It's just a game. It should be fun.

Fun? What's fun got to do with sports?

Reggie Jackson doesn't have fun. He just
makes a billion dollars a year.

Listen, Joe, I agree with Coach
Drummond. Everyone should have a good

the kids should play. Oh, I get it. That
way everybody gets a chance to strike

out.

Everybody on the bench.

Now, T, you played a good game.

Yeah. But you need a few pointers.

Now, Clarence, you did fine, but from
now on, when you're up to bat, take the

Eskimo pie out of your mouth.

But, sir, if I leave it on the bench,
Rodney will eat it.

Rodney, you wouldn't do that, would you?

in the hitting department.

Ronnie wasn't too bad. He got hit twice.

Okay, now listen.

I think if we keep your eye on the ball
and choke up the bat a little bit, we'll

all do much better.

Our score choked me up pretty good.

Yeah. One run would have been a lot
better.

Now listen, guys. Don't get down on
yourselves.

We're going to do just fine. Right,
gang?

Yes! Now remember my golden rule.

winning isn't everything.

What's important is coming out here for
the camaraderie, right, gang?

Right! What we care about is having fun,
right, gang?

Right! Now let's hear it for the Hawks.

Now, team, let's not get down on
ourselves.

Remember my golden rule.

Winning isn't everything.

Okay, all right, all right.

I get the point.

But never let it be said that Coach
Drummond doesn't have another trick up

sleeve.

Only Coach Drummond could figure out
what that trick is.

Now, just stay back here for a second so
I can give you a big introduction,

okay?

Now, guys, I've got a big surprise for
you. Fortunately, I've been working with

a great talent who's a spokesman for my
favorite charity, and he's going to give

you some tips on baseball.

Oh, great.

We're going to learn some bad from Jerry
Lewis.

No, Jerry Lewis didn't hit 33 home runs
and have 98 RBIs last year.

But my surprise did.

Get ready to give a big hand to the
catcher of the world champion Detroit

Tigers, Lance Perry.

Coach Drummond tells me you're having a
rough time.

Well,

there's no reason to get discouraged.

The Tigers weren't always world
champions.

In fact, they weren't even always
contenders.

No, Rodney.

Stunk. They stunk.

Oh, I don't mean that you guys.

Stunk.

That's okay. We stunk.

We had some real tough years.

I understand you're playing under 500
balls. Well,

just dig in, practice a little harder,
and turn it around.

What should we do first, Lance?

Let's see. What exactly is your record?

0 and 14.

All right, we've got to get you guys on
the winning track.

Start with the fundamentals.

This is a bat.

Now your stance and your swing is very
important.

You want to get comfortable in the box,
keep your eye on the ball, and then

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Now what?

Your feeling formula really does work,
Miracle. I told you so.

And that was so mean to you. You did
hurt my hand. I love you, Dr. Miracle. I

knew you would. Please, come out.

Now, Dad, you got to picture me cruising
along in my Mercedes.

Head held high.

Rock it to the FM stereo.

Wave it to the chicks. Hey there, Mama.
Looking good.

Catch you later, baby.

You can do all of that in a $4 ,000 car.

Dad.

For $4 ,000, I'll have to slouch way
down in my seat so no one can see me.

Turn on my AM radio.

Wave at the chick.

Hi there, mama, you're looking quite
adequate.

Chug, chug, chug, chug.

That just fine sound, chug, chug, chug,
means that you won't be spending any of

your days in traffic court.

Or any of my nights in a drive -in
movie.

Lewis, you don't want to date a girl who
only likes you for your car. Sure I do.

Hi, Willis.

Hey, Sam.

Did you change into a clean uniform
after the game? No, it's the same one.

You don't get dirty striking out.

We're the cleanest team in the whole
league.

Lost again, huh?

There's no joy in Mudville tonight.

Well, at least our team got to meet
Lance Parrish. That was neat.

Thanks, Mr. D. Pleasure, Sam.

Lance Parrish from the Detroit Tigers?

Oh, man, I bet he gave you guys a few
good tips.

He gave us lots of tips. He kept saying
I should keep my eye on the ball, but I

always do.

Yeah, Sam, but you're supposed to swing
at it, too.

Funny, Willis. Come on, Sam. I want to
show you the brochure of the car I want.

Okay, Willis.

Can I get you something?

Yes, please.

I'm hungry.

Here you go.

Ted, what can I do for you?

Well, Phil, it's about the Hawks.

You know, I thought your idea of playing
all the kids was just great. A lot of

the parents did, but last night we had a
meeting.

A meeting?

I wish I'd been there.

No, you don't.

The phrase, Drummond's a bum, came up a
lot.

Well, I guess if you've lost 14 in a
row, they could have called me something

worse than a bum.

Oh, they did.

But they're not really bad people, Phil.

Except for the ones who suggested
wrapping a baseball bat around your

Well, I knew things were rough, but I
didn't think they'd gone that far.

Well, I didn't even get to the bad stuff
yet.

No, but seriously, Phil.

We're worried about all this losing. Our
kids are down all the time, and it's

just not good for their self -image.

Oh, man, I feel really awful.

I really thought I was doing the right
thing. Well, we did, too.

Right, Rod?

What a kid.

Well, we'll just have to do something
for those kids.

I guess maybe they've had their fill of
the agony of defeat.

Maybe they could use a little nibble on
the thrill of victory.

Well, it would be nice to win at least
once.

It would be nice to score at least once.

Okay, okay.

I'll call some extra practices.

Well, yeah, but see, that won't help
with a lot of the kids.

Maybe what we should do is field our
best team and give the Hawks a chance at

winning. It's just got to be better for
all the kids' morale.

All right.

All right, it sure would be good to have
those kids feeling better about

themselves.

I'll start working on a new lineup right
away. Thanks, Phil. Hey, Rod, you hear

that? You're going to get a shot at
playing on a winning team. Isn't that

Maybe now he'll get his appetite back.

Now, listen, gang.

You remember when we talked about
winning?

Yeah.

here's how we're going to do it. I have
selected a starting lineup that should

help us rack up some victories.

Now, for all of you who won't be
starting, don't feel badly. Just hang in

and keep on practicing. There's the
list.

But I just feel that there are some
better ballplayers who should start in

of you.

Listen, it was hard for me to bench any
of the guys, but especially you.

Because I'm your father.

You're not my father.

My real daddy would have never done this
to me.

I guess what Sam said down at the
baseball field really upsets you.

That really hit home, I'll tell you.

My real daddy is something no stepfather
ever wants to hear.

Oh, I didn't mean it, Dad. He was just
mad.

You know, Redhead's terrible tempers.

Last week, he beat up a Cabbage Patch
doll.

Thanks, Willis.

I probably shouldn't be surprised at
this.

I guess he's been comparing me to his
real father since the day he arrived.

Yeah, well, it makes sense, Dad.

You know, when Arnold and I came to live
with you, we tested you every day.

And twice on Sunday.

I remember a time we turned on every
fire hydrant for five blocks.

You flooded out a parade.

And now it's to see if you'd keep us or
send us back.

How did you feel when you realized I was
going to keep you?

It felt great, Dad.

Until you got us home and blistered our
bottoms.

Oh, well, that was just to prove to you
I loved you. Oh, yeah, you made it

perfectly clear.

I sure wish I could figure out how to
convince Sam that I love him.

Why did you just ask him?

Oh, Willis, come on. It's not that
simple.

Maybe it is that simple.

You know, Willis, I think you're growing
up.

I'm glad we had this talk. Thanks.

Really? How glad?

Not Mercedes glass.

But I'll tell you what.

I'll see to it that your new car has an
FM radio.

Hey, that's a start.

And a finish.

Hi, Sam. How you doing?

That well, huh?

I get the impression that you're not
speaking to me.

Look, we can't get anywhere if you don't
talk to me.

Sam, you remember when your goldfish
Montgomery was sick and you said that

sure wished that he could talk so that
he could tell you what you could do to

make him feel better?

Well, that's how I feel, Sam.

See, what I really need to know is this.

Are you upset because you think I don't
love you?

Sam, tell me, what can I do to prove to
you that I do?

Let me play you the next game.

Maybe I could just buy you a Mercedes.

No thanks, Mr. D. I want to play.

I just love baseball.

Oh, boy.

Okay, Sam, I'll start you in the next
game.

Really? Great. Thanks a lot, Mr. D. And
don't worry, you won't be sorry. I'm

going to try extra hard.

Yippee!

How's it going?

Hey, Willis, Mr. D is starting me in the
next game. You look that great.

I'm going to go out and practice right
now.

Starting him in the next game in front
of the whole team?

Sam, Dad, you're really asking for it.

If that's what it takes, that's what I
have to do. I'm going to go and help him

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Clarence, you go up on it.

But your dad benched me.

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