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Now the world don't move to the feet of
just one drum. What might be right for
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you may not be right for some.
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A man is born, he's a man of means.
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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different
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strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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We don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs and you'll
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have yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine.
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It takes different strokes to move the
world. Different strokes to move the
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world.
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to the Sandy Squirrel Show right after
this commercial, so hang on to your
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walnut hats.
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Why did Sam look funny sitting in the
nut gallery?
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Yeah, wearing that stupid walnut hat.
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Hey, sorry to be late, gang.
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The limo broke down. I had to take the
bus all the way from Wall Street to
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Dad, there's no bus that wants from Wall
Street to here.
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Whereas if you tip the driver a hundred
bucks.
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For a thousand bucks, he told me he'd
take me to the Bahamas.
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Hey, I can't wait to see Sam. How does
he look on TV?
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Short, but cute. The red -headed
peanut's really excited.
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You know, I just can't believe it. First
you, Willis. Then Arnold.
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Now Sam growing up with Sandy Squirrel.
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Call me crazy, but that big brown
squirrel can climb up into my treehouse
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time.
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And now for my final magic trick, I'll
need an assistant.
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Hey, how about you, Sam?
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Me? You mean it? You're not kidding, are
you?
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Does this look like I'm kidding? Come
on.
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Mama?
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That's my son.
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Isn't he wonderful?
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And now for my magic trick, I'll need my
wand, of course. Now, where is it? Oh,
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I gave it to you, Sam.
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squirrel secret.
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a long time, right, gang?
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Well,
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I've got a bit of news.
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You know, believe it or not, Sandy
Squirrel isn't in charge of the woods
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here at Channel 8.
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In fact, there's a forest ranger who's,
well, more concerned with the ratings
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than he is fires.
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And he had me up his watchtower
yesterday and he told me that Friday is
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show. Sandy Squirrel has been cancelled.
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Oh, dear.
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Cancelled?
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What'll happen to Sandy?
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Oh, come on. That lucky guy, he'll
retire to a six -room tree overlooking
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park.
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Come on, Dad. That's not funny.
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I mean, life must be tough on an out -of
-work squirrel.
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He could wind up in the gutter eating
old beer nuts.
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Come on, Sam, you little nut.
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Give us a smile.
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Come on. What do we sing when we're sad?
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We sing this.
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Sam sure was taking it hard on TV, but
he can't be half as upset as I am.
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Why? You don't even watch the Sandy
Squirrel Show anymore.
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I know, but I like anything that keeps
Sam out of my hair.
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Well, if Sam's upset, he should do what
I do.
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Take it like a trooper. Keep a stiff
upper lip and eyes above it all.
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what, Sam? How you feeling?
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Terrible. I feel like I just lost my
best squirrel.
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What am I gonna do without Sandy?
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Oh, come on, Sam. Honey, it's like old
Uncle Beauregard always said.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Of course, one day he was hit by
lightning.
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You gotta do something to cheer him up.
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Give him money.
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You really think that's going to cheer
him up?
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Always works for me.
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I'll get it.
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Drummond residence.
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Yes, she is.
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It's for you, Maggie.
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Thank you, Pearl.
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I'll just get it in the den.
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Sugar? I'll try.
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Oh, hi, darling.
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Sam's still real upset.
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Oh, don't worry. I'll put a smile on his
face.
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That's right.
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Then you can try and get Boy George to
join the Marines.
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Now, listen, Sam.
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If it'll make you feel any better, when
I was a kid, they canceled my favorite
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show, too.
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Fibber, McGee, and Molly.
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Huh?
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It was on the radio.
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It has dials.
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Only in those days, we kept them in the
house and not on our shoulder.
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Wrap it up, Sam.
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There's nothing off that Dad tells a
funny joke. Yeah.
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about my exercise show, the most
fabulous and wonderful and terrific
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Well, are you going to tell us or do we
have to wait for film at 11? Yeah, come
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on, what is it? My show is moving from
the cable station to Channel 8.
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Yay!
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Congratulations.
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That's great, Mama.
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Hey, Channel 8, that's a pretty big
station.
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And with the size of some of those women
on your exercise show, you could use
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the biggest station.
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Channel 8 is Sandy's station.
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is your show going to be on, Mama?
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Four o 'clock.
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Four o 'clock? Mama, that's when Sandy's
on.
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It looks like you're replacing Sandy.
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Gosh. I didn't realize, Sam. Honey, I'm
so sorry.
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You should be. You're a squirrel killer.
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Well?
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Sam feeling any better?
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it this way, Maggie. He's going to the
family album cutting your picture out.
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That looks pretty funny feeding wedding
cake to a hole in the paper.
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Hey, Sam, old pal.
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Listen, there are plenty of other
television shows you like to watch,
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there? Like Marvin the Moose, or Calvin
the Cat, or Eli the Elephant.
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Oh, come on. I know you love the Eli the
Elephant. Welcome.
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welcome, Sam.
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You guys don't understand.
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Sam was more than just a bunch of
cartoons.
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He taught me lots of stuff.
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Hey, Sam's right.
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That squirrel taught me how to brush my
teeth and tie my shoes.
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I thought that I taught you that.
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Well, I'll let you think that.
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But you're old enough to handle the
truth now.
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Sam, Sam, guess what? We're having your
favorite dessert tonight.
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Hot fudge sundaes. Hot fudge sundaes?
That's right. With cherries and whipped
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cream and nuts.
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Nuts.
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Poor Sandy.
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You had them till you got the nuts.
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Gee, Sam, why don't you read that poem
you wrote about Sam?
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Yeah, hey, we'd like to hear that.
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All right.
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It's called Fun Times with Sandy.
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Hey, that's a great title.
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What a lovely thing to do. Read it for
me.
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I'm sitting here on my bed, picturing
you up in my head.
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I think of all the funny things you
said.
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Too bad Mama made you dead.
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Sam, why don't you go easy on her and
boil her in oil?
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Sam, it is not your mama's fault that
Sandy's show got canceled.
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Well, instead of sulking and complaining
and blaming, why don't you do something
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positive? Why don't you start a letter
-writing campaign? Try to save the show.
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Now, that's not a bad idea.
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That's what they did when they canceled
Cagney and Lacey?
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That's right. The fans sent in so many
letters, they had to put the show back
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the air.
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You mean there are really crazy people
out there that write to TV shows?
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I did.
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That Cagney's a knockout.
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What about it? You gonna give it a shot?
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You wouldn't be mad, Mama?
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Of course not, darling.
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I'm behind you 100%. Then I'll go for
it. I'm gonna save Sandy.
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You can do it, Sam, and you'll be great.
You'll get petitions, you'll meet a lot
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of people.
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You're really going to have a lot of
fun.
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Will you help me, Arnold? No.
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Come on, Arnold. That's what big
brothers are for.
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I can't hear you.
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You mean a lot to him, Arnold.
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No, Mr. D.
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I understand.
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Oh, Sam, please.
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Not the high... All
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right, when do we get
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started?
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This woman was cleaning doo -doo off me.
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I started falling in love.
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That just about says it all. I was
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Dad, I got an A in advanced physics.
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This is very disappointing.
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Dad. You're burning through our wireless
minutes again.
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T -Mobile, stick together.
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Oh, excuse me, Sandy.
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Oh, my name's Philip Drummond. Oh!
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Hi. Oh, you must be one of the daddies.
I love to meet the parents.
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Well, I just want to tell you what a
wonderful influence you've been on my
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You know, many times the kids will pay
attention to you and they won't listen
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their parents. I guess maybe I should
have worn a tail all these years.
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Well, thank you for appreciating all
these years I've been on the air.
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Yeah, well, we certainly do. And as a
matter of fact, that's why we're here.
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My boys would like to talk to you about
a plan they have, if you don't mind.
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Oh, I'd love to. Oh, that's fine. We
appreciate it.
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Oh, and by the way, the boys know that
you're a grown -up man, so you don't
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to talk like that.
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Talk like what?
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Here he is, boys.
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I'll meet you in the car. Okay.
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Thanks for the big squirrel hug, Sam.
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Hey, what you got in the box, Sandy?
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Oh, 20 years of squirrel memories.
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It's amazing what one can collect.
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Yeah. Look at this. Hey, that's you and
President Nixon.
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That's right. That's President Nixon
pinching my cheeks.
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And that's me.
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Pinching his jowls.
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Oh, those were the good old days.
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Maybe we can stop them from canceling
you.
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Oh, come on. Don't toy with them.
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Down and out squirrels emotions.
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No, it's over for me. Finito.
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Sandy, we've got everyone to sign a
petition that'll help keep you on the
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Oh, let me see that.
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Yeah, we even got our goldfish Abraham
to sign it.
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He's the one where the ink ran.
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Oh.
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Hey! Hey, Sandy baby, how's my main
squirrel?
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Oh, of course, this is the station
manager, John Anderson.
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Hi, kid.
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Bad news about Sandorino, huh?
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I'm sick about it, just sick.
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You should be, you're the one who's
taking me off.
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Uh, Mr.
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Anderson, as loyal viewers of Channel 8,
we'd like to talk to you about
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something. Sure thing, I'm never too
busy for a viewer.
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Well, it's about Sandy's show. Not now,
kid, I got things to do. Hey, wait a
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minute, Mr. Anderson, look at this...
Petition.
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People are banding together.
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Huge mobs in the streets yelling, Sandy!
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Sandy! Sandy! Really?
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How many names do you have there?
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Eleven.
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Eleven? That would sound more like...
Sandy.
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Sandy.
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Look, kids, for your petition to have
any impact, you'd need 10 ,000
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10 ,000?
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Oh, boy.
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I tell you what, you bring me 10 ,000
letters by Friday morning, and I'll keep
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that lovable nut -eater on the air.
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But today is Tuesday.
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We can't possibly get 10 ,000 letters by
Friday morning.
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All right, all right, Friday afternoon.
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I'm such a pushover for kids.
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Anyway, Sandy, I just read the script
for your farewell show.
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Love it, love it, I cried.
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I gotta run.
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Let's have lunch, and don't tell me
you're not free.
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Hey, that's an unemployment joke,
Sandero. Lighten up. Good lovable
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And where's the squirrel suit?
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See? Told you it's all over for me. Time
to hang up my cheeks.
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Don't give up, Sandy.
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Arnold and I will get those letters by
Friday afternoon.
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Right, Arnold?
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Right, Sam.
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We'll get... 10 ,000 letters by Friday
afternoon.
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We'll give it a big try.
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Don't worry, boys.
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I feel better already.
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That's good.
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Bye, Sandy.
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See you. Hang in there. I will. Come on.
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I will.
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So long.
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And I am shocked by your decision to
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neck.
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Warmest regards, uh, Mr., um, Mr., um,
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A.
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Deedus.
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Well, that's it for me. That makes 100.
I'm out of here.
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Well, we need 10 ,000 letters, and I
have to leave for my Cub Scout meeting
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soon. Hey, I'm sorry, Sam, but I gotta
get going, man.
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I mean, if I keep my women waiting too
long, they start going through Willis
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Withdrawal.
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Yeah.
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They get restless and they chew through
their leashes.
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Keep it up, Arnold.
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And you're withdrawing your teeth from
this.
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Gotcha.
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Hi, boys.
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How's the Save the Squirrels campaign
coming, boys?
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Great, Mr.
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D. Just great. We're trying, Dad.
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Well, that's wonderful. How many letters
do you have so far?
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A hundred and twenty.
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Amazing. I call it impossible.
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Let's face it, Sam.
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By the time we write 10 ,000 letters,
Sandy will be in the old squirrel's home
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gumming walnuts.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you
two writing all these letters by
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yourselves? Well, actually, Willis and I
write them and Sam does the rest.
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Arnold, you are writing a lot of phony
letters.
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Now, I told you this should be an honest
viewer protest. And if you can't find a
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way to do it legitimately, then don't do
it at all.
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Then it's hopeless. We'll never save
Sandy.
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You mean you're giving up?
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Yep. It's no use. And besides that,
you're getting glue breath.
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So, Sam.
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Sam, honey, come on. It's time to go to
your Cub Scout meeting.
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Okay, Mama. But the guys are going to be
real upset when I tell them about
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Sandy.
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Hmm. Cub Scouts.
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You mind if I take Sam to his meeting?
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Come on, Sam.
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Well, thank heavens that's all over. Sam
will go to his Cub meeting and forget
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all about it. Arnold doesn't have to
write 10 ,000 letters.
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You've got your TV show on a news
station.
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Finally, everybody's happy around here.
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And so, Sandy, on behalf of your loyal
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family here at Channel 8, I'd like to
present you with this farewell gift.
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A lovely walnut watch.
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This is my husband.
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We wish you didn't want to retire,
Sandy. Please reconsider.
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I'm begging you. I'm down on my knees.
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Is there anything I can say to change
your mind?
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As a matter of fact, I didn't think so.
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Oh, well, too bad, huh, kids?
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Excuse me, Mr. Anderson.
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Can we give Sandy a gift, too? Sure.
Sounds like you're taking this as hard
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am.
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all those letters.
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00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,580
Remember the other night when Arnold
came to my Cub Scout meeting? Yes, but
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there are only ten scouts in your den.
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I know. They call all the other troops
and every scout in New York started
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writing. Arnold called the scroll alert.
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Pet 7, Duet Clinton.
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Pet 2, Far Rockaway.
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00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,220
Pearl Gallagher, Park Avenue.
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00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,480
still going to cancel Sandy.
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00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:25,240
Oh, well, it's not that easy. Oh, hold
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it, hold
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00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,560
it, hold it. You got to listen to them,
big guy. Come out of retirement. What do
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you say? What's the good word?
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00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,360
Raise.
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Let's sing one for Arnold, and all the
kids will help them. Come on, parents,
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too.
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Come on, gang.
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00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,700
Okay, everybody.
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First you hop to the left, then you hop
to the right. You wiggle, wiggle,
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wiggle, do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do
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-do.
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00:30:01,659 --> 00:30:04,740
Hi, I'm Mike McGinley of McGinley's Bar
and Grill.
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00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:08,100
What a weasel, man. I'm sick of that
commercial.
441
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,160
And I want to see the leprechaun do that
flick without spilling any beer.
442
00:30:13,409 --> 00:30:16,810
has tripled McGinley's business and put
a big dent in mine.
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00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:20,630
You gotta give the guy credit for
finding a leprechaun with that kind of
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00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:26,250
Did I mention that his business is doing
so well that he's thinking about
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opening up his own auto repair shop?
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00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:29,530
No good, Summer.
447
00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:36,490
I bet you that ain't even a real
leprechaun. It's probably a little
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sideburns and a pipe.
449
00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:40,970
You know what we need to do?
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00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:42,530
Fight fire with fire.
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00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,000
You're right. I'm going to call a friend
of mine. We can burn him down to the
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ground. No, no, hey.
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00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:51,560
No, what I meant was we need to make our
own commercial.
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Doesn't send a stronger message, but all
right.
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We do one commercial to advertise my bar
and your garage. Something that says
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dignity, integrity, and trust.
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00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120
I got it.
458
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,320
Eddie Sherman.
459
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,020
Eddie Sherman's doing it.
460
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,480
It's an equestrian funny bone.
461
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,500
It's just gonna leave you alone while
you're sitting inside your home.
462
00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:10,580
best work.
463
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,760
It's no picnic getting older, fellas.
464
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,520
Who's the hat?
465
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,580
That's my partner, Eddie Sherman. Eddie,
meet the Johnny Beaumont. Johnny
466
00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,460
Beaumont? Man, how you doing?
467
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:33,500
Not bad, considering I got a prostate
the size of a potato.
468
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,700
Sorry to hear that.
469
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,600
of your commercials, though, man. That
Fruit of the Loom with the dancing
470
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,720
I still wear the brand. Want to see?
471
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:45,800
Put it away.
472
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:52,740
Now, Johnny, we need a commercial that
will make people come in and spend all
473
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:56,400
their money. Or they can just mail in
the money. Now, that would be a
474
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,220
commercial. Do I not know my business,
Malcolm? You want to come across as hip,
475
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:04,740
right? Yeah. I can give you hip. As a
matter of fact, I just got a new hip.
476
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,260
Excuse me again, fellas. Treasure your
youth.
477
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:12,740
Hi, Eddie.
478
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Oh, Lord.
479
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:17,180
Eddie, be nice. At least somebody cares
about you.
480
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:20,500
Guys, this is my sister, Tamika. Tamika,
this one's Eddie.
481
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,640
Oh, and this one is delicious, honey.
482
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,920
Oh, Lord.
483
00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:31,740
Now, Malcolm, be nice. You're lucky to
have a little grandma that loves you,
484
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,760
too.
485
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:36,980
You're moving in?
486
00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:43,220
Look, Tamika, take a hint from your
sister. Eddie, he's the delicious one.
487
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,900
No, no, no. Twin midgets.
488
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:47,340
Twidget.
489
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:52,200
Everybody says we're two of a kind, but
I don't see it. For one thing, this girl
490
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,720
loves to yap. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
491
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,020
Me? I'm a mom compared to you.
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