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Okay, guys, we'll see you later. You guys gonna try and outrun the muggers in

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We're just gonna run up to the old Markwell place in the back. From here to

there is exactly a mile. That Markwell place is spooky.

It's like Halloween all year round.

Come on, guys, let's play.

Dad, Maggie.

Glad I caught you.

All right, Willis. How much?

Twenty bucks would be fine, Dad.

Here's a five.

Five? Dad, I'm going on a date and this won't even cover the tip.

I can't be cool for five bucks.

I look like a wimp.

Phil, advance him ten dollars for the sake of his posture.

Hey, ten dollars. Now we're in the ballpark.

At least I can get a little bit of a strut going.

Hey, Dad, I'm having trouble keeping my head up. Now, for, um, 20 bucks, I'm

sailing. I'm gliding. I'm leaving.

Hey, Dad, how about 12 .50? I'll pay you back when I find my job next week.

Hello, boys.

Hi. How you doing, Mr. Williams? How you doing, huh?

I'm here to fix the lamp.

Where are your folks off to in such a rush, hmm?

Oh, they're going jogging up to the old Markwell place.

Clarence Markwell?

I was his assistant years ago.

Top -notch inventor he was.

Taught me everything I know.

Shame he never filled me in on wiring.

Well, old man Markwell died about 30 years ago.

That's when people first started seeing the... You wouldn't be interested.

Well, rumor has it that the old man's ghost still walks the

old house.

Oh, come on, Mr. Owens. There are no such things as ghosts.

Right. No ghosts. Now, that's what I thought until that night.

These eyes saw something, and they haven't been the same since.

Well.

It was one stormy night.

Oh, boy.

I was walking my dog, Rotunda,

up by the old Markwell place.

He saw something down by the cellar, and he choked it.

Well, we glanced in.

Worst thing I ever did.

I came face to face.

With the ghost of Clarence Markwell!

Oh, this place is creepy.

There aren't any ghosts.

Right, Arnold?

Right, Sam.

Oh, that's dust. It's really dusty.

What's the matter, Arnold? You're not scared, are you?

Do I look scared?

Yes.

Hey, Sam, look at this old furniture.

It's just me.

I knew that.

Boy, this place sure is spooky.

You can say that again.

What boy?

You tapped me. What do you want?

I didn't tap you.

Somebody tapped me.

It wasn't me, Arnold.

I'm really scared.

Oh, come on, Sam.

There's nothing to be afraid of, okay?

Until now.

Look under that curtain.

That ghost is wearing deadly sneakers.

I can smell them anywhere.

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I personally don't think she wants to leave. Can't understand me a little

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She knows how to work everything that can be worked. Sarah's making a fool of

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They cut my performance in the second verse.

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Well, it was crazy, nuts, and the lights went out, and... Sam, honey, slow down.

Everything's okay.

You and Arnold went to the Markwell house, and... Did it look like the

house?

supposed to be missing.

I was.

After the lights were out, a ghost grabbed me, and the next thing I knew, I

out on the sidewalk.

This is worse than poltergeist.

Stay away from the television, everybody.

Excuse me, everyone, but I have to go lie down under my bed.

Now then, you frightened Pearl.

And exactly what were you kids doing in the Markwell house anyway?

Well, that is like this. I went down there to show Sam, and then the doors

closed, and then, boy, we flew out of that building.

Matt and Dudley were running so fast, they left their hair behind.

Matt and Dudley, huh? The gruesome twosome.

And where was your infamous friend Robbie through all this?

Well, we didn't see Robbie.

Wait a minute.

Robbie! He was probably behind this whole thing.

I bet he was the one who picked you up and carried you off.

No way. That wasn't Robbie.

He always has twinkie breath.

I'm telling you, this thing had ghost breath.

Arnold, you have scared the britches off your little brother. Sam won't catch up

with his imagination until next week.

Now listen, you're supposed to be an example to Sam.

I am very disappointed in you, Arnold.

And don't you go near that Markwell place again, do you hear me?

Yeah, Dad.

Come on, hon. Let's go tuck Pearl in.

It's the ghost!

It's only five bucks, C .W.

I'll pay you back next Tuesday. Sorry, Willis, but I make it a point never to

lend money, especially to the children of rich people.

We went to the old Markwell place and found things a ghost grabbed him.

Hmm. Sounds like the ghost of old man Markwell.

Mr.

Owens, what does he -he -he -he -he -he -he mean?

Imagine has it that once you disturb a ghost, it gets very upset and hangs

around and causes all kinds of trouble.

Unless... You wouldn't be interested.

I'm interested!

I'm interested!

Unless you make friends with it.

Oh, please.

How do you make friends with a ghost?

Set him up a date with a sheet?

No, no.

Offerings. You go back to where it lives and bring them something they like.

You think he would like a Papa Smurf doll?

Not likely.

Legend says that ghosts love to eat.

And when old man Markwell was alive, he loved turkey, especially drumsticks.

He'd suck the meat right off the bone.

You really think they'll protect us from the ghosts?

Sure. If it takes one look at these uniforms, it'll die laughing.

And if that doesn't do it, we'll blast them with these garlic rifles like Mr.

Owens said.

Look, Sam.

Hope it'll settle for turkey instead of a redhead.

I had a feeling that you'd come back here.

Sam, Arnold, you boys are in a lot of trouble.

Let's start with no movie for a month.

All of a sudden, I wish I had been a ghost.

Okay, I'll show you two how to get in here.

Remember our deal, Dad.

Okay, there you are.

Twenty bucks.

It's time to slide and glide and cut loose with the green.

Willis Jackson is on the prowl.

Wait,

Willis. I'll go with you.

I'll go, too. Ow!

Hold it!

Right there.

Look at you two.

You look like space -age roto -rooters.

You boys have a lot of explaining to do.

Mr. D., Mama, we've got to find the ghost so we can make friends with him.

Phil, I think Sam's really scared.

Sam, would you feel better if Maggie and I checked the house out for ghosts?

Lots better, Mr.

D. Fine.

Let's do that.

Okay. You boys stay right here.

Here, you can hit the ghost with that.

Look at that beautiful molding.

Hey, look at that.

Inlaid woodwork up there.

Fabulous, isn't it?

Isn't it, honey?

Maggie?

They don't make them like they used to.

Very funny.

Let's just make our way along this path the way it must lead someplace.

You ever seen such a mess?

Now, Phillip, come on, lighten up.

It's going to be fun.

I don't have a hand.

Look, let's go find Dad and Maggie.

Yeah, they went upstairs unarmed.

No garlic.

Captured him single -handedly. Okay, I didn't say whose hand it was.

It wasn't me. You see, I got to thinking it's an old building and it's dangerous

and I didn't want you to get hurt.

A likely story.

Shame on you, Mr. Owens. You're a bad man.

Not to mention a lousy electrician.

Let's blast him, Arnold.

Oh, forget it, kids.

Let's all go home.

Sam, say goodbye to your ghost.

a minute, mister.

Ghosts don't go ouch.

But people do.

Who are you, mister?

I'm Clarence Markwell.

And you are trespassing.

That's for scaring us.

Where are our parents?

Oh, they're all right.

I'll find them. Just please. No more kicking.

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But you're dead.

I went to your funeral 30 years ago.

No.

I locked myself up in this house 30 years ago.

You just buried a casket full of rocks.

But the service was nice.

I cried.

You know, you look very good for a man that's been dead over 30 years.

I just stay out of the sun.

I've heard about your wonderful inventions, Mr. Markwell. It's really a

to meet you.

And all these years, people thought you were gone.

Why did you pretend that you were dead?

I wanted to help people.

Instead, it just seemed that everything I made ended up being used for war and

not helping mankind at all.

Well, you were a man of great talent.

That's right. And why waste it? You could still make an important

I don't think so.

I learned my lesson years ago.

I wish you'd reconsider.

I know I could find a place for it in one of my companies, and I promise you

would have nothing to do with war.

Could you find a place for me, too?

No.

Well, going back to work is tempting.

But I've been in here over 30 years.

I don't know anyone.

I haven't got any friends.

You've got us, right?

Absolutely. That's right. That's right.

And you can come over for dinner anytime you want.

Really? You will be very welcome.

Oh, that sounds nice.

I really do have friends.

Hey, let's celebrate. I'd like to take everyone for some ice cream. Ice cream?

Tutti Frutti? You bet.

Yay!

I'm free.

Come with me.

Now the world

don't...

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Then along come two.

They got nothing but the jeans.

And they got different strokes to make.

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