All language subtitles for Diffrent Strokes s07e03 Undercover Lover

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Then along come two, they got nothing
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Everybody's got a special kind.

I'm sure glad Mr.

D bought this telescope.

Yeah. Hey, there's the Chrysler
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Oh, and there's that new condo down the
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Yeah, there's a lady in a towel.

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Hi,

Willis. Hi, Sherry. Hi, Willis. Hi. Hi,
Sam.

You don't have to yell at us for
bothering you. We're going to get

eat. Yeah, cantaloupe will be more
exciting than watching you guys.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I mean, you guys have been dating
a few months, and, well... Things sure

have changed.

I mean, you used to come home from a
date, sit on that couch, and it was

time.

Fizzle.

These days, it's just fizzle time.

Fizzle.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, it's not.

I used to spend hours peeking at you
guys.

When friends would stay over, I'd charge
you money just to get a peek at you.

You didn't. I did.

Your lips put me in a higher tax
bracket.

Well, these lips are still hot. I mean,
when we kiss, we set off every smoke

alarm in the building.

Hot?

Come on, Sam, let's go before the fire
department shows up and find out it's a

false alarm.

Those guys are nuts.

No sizzle.

Yeah.

Willis, I think we'd better have a long
talk.

Yeah, I guess it's over, isn't it?

Look, I'll see you in school. Right.

I heard you and Sherry out here, and I
thought you might want some coffee.

No, thanks, Queen of Pearl, but Sherry's
gone.

Oh, another time, perhaps.

No, no, she's gone for good.

You broke up?

Oh, come on, Willis, you'll get over it
in no time.

Why, when I broke up with Romano, it
only took me three months.

Three long months.

Three long, gut -busting...

tearful, pitiful, wrenching months.

And, of course, with a year and a half
of therapy.

Oh, Willis, you poor guy.

Thank you.

Oh,

hi, Willis.

We just ran into Sherry in the hallway.

She's the sweetest thing. You'd be a
fool not to hang on to her.

That's him.

Willis, what kind of fool am I, Jackson?

What does that mean? What happened,
Willis?

Well, Dad, Sherry and I had a really
long, open, and mature discussion about

relationship. And we decided we need a
little vacation from each other. She

dumped him.

Willis, is that true?

Well, Sherry and I, um... I guess we
just lost the excitement.

I don't know what to do, Dad.

Face it, Willis, you're boring.

You've bored Charlene. You've bored
Sherry.

You're just a walking bottle of Sominix.

If I'm boring, you don't have a pulse.

All right, now, cool it. Cool it,
Arnold.

Listen, Willis, this isn't the worst
thing in the world.

At your age, you should be out there
exploring, playing the field.

Isn't that right, Maggie?

That's right, Willis. Well, you're only
18 years old. There are a lot more fish

in the ocean.

Yeah, Willis, play the field.

That way you can get dumped by
everybody.

Arnold, Sam, upstairs.

Willis, why this long face? You'll find
somebody else in no time. That's right.

You've got so much to offer. Yeah,
that's right. You're good looking.

Awfully handsome.

Yeah? And what a personality.

And that great sense of humor.

Yeah. Oh, so you don't want to keep
yourself out of circulation?

Yeah, that's right, Dad. It wouldn't be
fair to all those girls.

There's the spirit.

What do you say, son?

I say I'm going to go for it, Dad. I'm
talking pulling out all the stops now.

Oh, no.

Not the designer socks.

That's right.

I'm going to pull out the big guns now.
I'm talking my Franco D 'Angelo. Lehigh!

Thanks, Dad, Maggie. Tomorrow when I go
to school, I'm going to find me a new

girl. I'm talking search and destroy and
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How you doing?

I'm a free man. Spread the word. Willis
Jackson's up for grabs.

Of course you know that.

Go get him, Tiger.

The girl's crazy about me. I heard she
dumped you.

It was a mutual dump.

Hey, Jackson, check out the new chick.

Pretty nice.

Bo Derek's nice.

This has died and gone to heaven.

No, she qualifies for Dr. Love's new
patient, and the doctor is in and is

to operate.

Hey, dude.

Hey, Sky High. Weasel.

I got some snow here that's really
primo, man.

That's primo.

Primo. Hey, this stuff is so good, even
your straight clowns want to get a

taste. Pass. I get it.

Okay. Your love for somebody else is
high.

Right, Weiss, huh?

Right. Right, Sky. You're always right.

What? Except for that time you paid a
grand for that talcum powder.

I like the talcum powder.

Jerks.

Okay, watch out. I'm about to make her
day.

Hi, I'm Willis.

I'm Denise.

I've seen you around.

You're pretty cute.

Yeah, I know. I can't help it.

The basketball type, huh? I'm trying to
overcome it.

Don't. I like bashful. Then you'll love
me.

Listen, Denise, since you're new around
here, I'm going to show you the ropes.

There's only two things you need to know
about this school.

Never eat the meatloaf, and when it
comes to guys, I'm it.

Tell me more about the meatloaf.

So what are you into, Denise?

Oh, a lot of things.

Rapping, dancing, skiing.

All right.

And I also like to get high every once
in a while.

How about you?

You mean drugs?

Well, sure.

You do do drugs, don't you, Willis?

Uh, sure.

All the time.

I can believe that.

You must have been ripped when you
bought those socks. Yeah.

So, um, Denise, how about a meet at
Eddie's after school for a soda?

Oh, that sounds like fun.

Um, but I might like something a little
stronger.

Well, I'll see what I can do. I got all
the connections.

Really? That's right. Stick with me.

I'm stuck.

See you later.

Right.

Drugs? You?

You still have to take your aspirin and
applesauce.

Why do you want to get wrapped up with a
girl like that for anyway?

Listen, I can handle it.

I'll be okay.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Humble? Willis, you should have told me
you live in Buckingham Palace.

You get used to it.

I'd love to give it a try.

Why don't we get to know each other
better?

Better? Willis, you haven't left my side
these last couple of days. You follow

me around like a puppy dog.

Not me.

Woof, woof.

Down, boy.

Hey, listen, um... Do you believe in
love at first sight?

Only where Lionel Richie's concerned.

Well, I believe in it ever since I met
you.

I really mean it.

Willis, you're rushing me.

I can't help it.

You know what I'd like?

More of this?

No.

Some of this.

You want to rub noses?

No. I want some nose candy.

Oh, you mean Coke?

Yeah.

You did buy some, didn't you?

Well, I was a little short of money.

You short of money?

Michael Jackson's voice will change
before you run out of money.

Look, if you don't want to buy it, just
tell me who your connections are and

I'll make the score myself.

Miss, what do you need that stuff for
anyway?

Wow, look at that.

Yeah, that's some girl Willis is with.

I'm talking about the spider on the wall
behind her.

Excuse me, you two get out of here or
you're going to be seeing stars without

that telescope.

We are not putting on a show for you
guys.

Want to bet?

Get out of here. Beat it, scram.

Well, that's all right. I don't mean
that. I just don't think that a woman in

your position should threaten to shove a
horn into a cabbie's ear.

He deserved it for that obscene hand
gesture. And the horn would have fit in

ear along with the bumper and my shoe.

This must be Denise.

Nice to meet you. My pleasure.

Hello, Denise. Would you excuse us,
please?

I wish I could stay longer, but I've
really got to get going.

Look, Denise, how about tomorrow if we
find a place more private than this?

How about a subway at rush hour?

See you, sweet lips.

Phillip, do you get the feeling that
girl has overwhelmed this boy's watch?

Hey, no way, Dad.

She's just another chick. I mean, I
turned on the charm and she was mine.

It's love. I haven't seen him this
excited since he got his first full

mirror.

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Oh, yeah, it's going fine.

My cover's good.

I hooked into this straight kid who
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Some clown named Sky High has got a big
shipment in tomorrow.

Be ready to move in for the bus.

I'll contact you later.

I've got to tell you something.

I know, I know.

You've thought it over and you're still
in love with me.

I've got more feelings for the soles of
my gym shoes.

Now just listen.

Your new girlfriend's an undercover
narcotics officer.

Wow. I knew breaking up with me was
going to be tough.

I didn't think it would make you crazy.

I heard her on the phone saying
something about Sky High and a big drug

shipment.

I don't believe you.

Willis, believe me.

Whatever happened, we never lied to each
other.

Denise, a narc.

How could she do this to me?

How could she use me like that?

Willis, I'm really sorry.

Hey, we just heard, Willis.

You've been dating either Cagney or
Lacey.

Man, I'm gonna nail her.

Forget it, man.

We know how to deal with knocks.

Yeah, we got friends in low places.

And just in case you feel sweet on her,
keep your mouth shut.

You're gonna end up with lots of broken
body parts.

Yeah, broken toesies.

Broken nosies.

Oh, and, uh, broken head bees.

Well, I guess we scared Jackson, but we
better get lost till everything's cool.

Oh, are you kidding?

This is a once -in -a -lifetime deal.

When that shimmy comes in, I'm gonna be
king around here.

Don't worry about the knock.

We'll fix it.

Yeah.

Uh, here...

What's troubling you, Willis?

Dad, leave him alone. I like him quiet.

By the way, Willis is pining. I say it's
woman trouble.

Well, is something wrong between you and
Denise?

She lied to me. She betrayed me. Our
whole relationship was a sham.

No, it can't be all that bad, Willis.
You make it sound as though she was

cheating on you.

I wish that's all it was.

She's an undercover narc.

A narc?

But you don't use drugs.

Do you?

Of course not.

Why would she be interested in you?
You're not a dealer.

Are you?

No, of course I'm not a dealer.

Right. Willis doesn't even like to play
cards.

I guess you were just using me to find
out about some of the guys I know at

school.

Well, I hope that those guys aren't your
friends.

No way, Dad.

Son, I know this is a hard shot to take.

But drugs are a very serious problem.

But I wonder why Denise had to use me.

I just feel awful for Willis.

He's so upset he couldn't eat his
dinner.

That's a shame.

Can I have it?

What are you doing, Willis?

Trolling for a new girlfriend?

Looks like I went too far, even for me.

Well, listen, I'm really sorry about
Denise.

Thanks, Arnold.

Look, I know you're real bummed out, but
Denise was just doing her job.

She's stopping kids from using drugs.

Yeah, I know.

Anyone else know she's a narc?

Sky high on all the wrong people.

Oh, creeps like that play pretty rough.

Listen, Arnold, don't you think I know
that?

Willis, you've got to call Denise.
You've got to protect her. Look, Arnold,

brain understands what you're saying.

But my bones don't want to get involved.

Especially my neck bone, which cracks
easily.

Willis, if you don't, your bones won't
think much of you.

And neither will I.

Okay, guys, I'm ready to do business.
And so are we. Let's go take a little

walk. Yeah, a long walk.

All right, guys, hands off.

You beat it, Jackson, or you're dead
meat.

Listen, guys, let her go or I'll start
breaking faces.

Yeah?

You and what army?

This army.

You think they bought that?

Arnold, what are you doing here?

Well, besides shaking my boots, I had to
come.

I was a little worried about you.

Now I'm a little worried about me.

I'm not running. I'm your brother. I'm
going to stay right here.

All right.

All right.

Who wants to get it first, huh? Get
back. Get back. Come on. Come on. Oh,

chicken, huh?

You must have heard about the old
Jackson jawbreaker.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Back off. Slack
off. Arnold.

The police?

The police are right in back of you,
Arnold.

What you talking about, Denise?

I knew they were there. I knew that. I
knew that.

Guys, the bus was already coming down,
but thanks.

Hey, man, you can't do nothing. You
ain't got no warrant.

Wanna bet?

Big deal.

Yeah, search your lockers. I'd rather
search you.

Hey, she's good.

Guess who I'm coming after. Yeah, yeah.

If anybody touches Willis Jackson, I'm
going to break dance on the bridge of

their nose.

Understand, turkey?

Take him out of here.

Yeah. Get these bums out of here. Move
them out, Sergeant.

Book them, Dano.

Willis, I'm sorry I had to hurt you, but
it goes with the badge.

Do you understand?

I guess so.

Sure. Look, I really appreciate you
sticking your neck out for me. No big

You're a brave kid.

What about me?

You, you're a killer.

Hey, the word's out, huh?

Denise, I've got to ask. How old are
you?

24.

Hey, well preserved.

Hey, it's clean living.

I'm not kidding, Willis. You keep doing
the same.

Sure thing.

I've never been kissed by a cop before.

See you later, champ.

Well, takes credit, Willis. Almost like
Batman and Robin.

I think more like Abbott and Costello.

Hey, listen, Arnold. I really appreciate
you coming down like that, Arnold.

But, um, you really took a chance.

Hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta
do.

And thank heavens the cops did what they
had to do.

Right. Well, if this was too much with
the next girlfriend, go back to boring.

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one.

Hi,

Eddie. Oh, Lord, what do you want?

I think I found a new roommate, which
means you have only until 5 p .m.

So is death, but you don't see me
throwing up wet coats in New York.

I'll take that as a maybe.

Look, as long as the check doesn't
bounce, you can live with whoever you

to. In that case, I'll take Eddie.

Even though I always pictured us in a
two -story Cape Cod with a white ticket

fence, six kids, and a dog named Blue.

You got serious problems, girl.

Why you sitting inside your home?

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Malcolm.

Ah, Grandpa.

Well, if it isn't the original player,
player.

How you doing, man? Oh, I just came by
to see my favorite grandson.

All right.

Who I see is still wearing all that
girly jewelry in his ears.

It's called style, Grandpa.

Oh, in my day, it was called sissy.

Now, how about a drink?

Okay. How about two fingers of my best
scotch coming up?

How about two fingers of vodka? Oh,
that'll do.

Regina, I'm moving in with Nicolette.

Malcolm McGee. Eddie probably didn't
tell you, but I'm the other landlord,

it looks like our property value just
went up.

Excuse me, young blood.

You sure are a cute little flower.

My grandfather used to call me that.
Yeah, I picked it up from some old

myself.

Hey, don't you believe that McGee charm?

They really a couple of wolves in sheep
clothes.

And did I tell you all the new tenants
get their car serviced for free?

Really? Because I don't know how to
change the clock in my car from daylight

savings time.

It's your lucky day, baby girl.

I happen to be a digital car clock
specialist.

Any chance you could squeeze me in at
the last minute? If you can squeeze me

you can consider yourself squoze.

You know, Junior, your grandma used to
be like that.

Smart, sexy, original teeth.

But now that old woman is getting on my
last nerve.

What's the problem, Gramps?

Oh, maybe your grandma's gone through
the change.

Grandpa, she's 73 years old.

Maybe she's changing back.

I'm not a doctor, but my guess is that's
not it.