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don't have schools.
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built.
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About as good as almost work.
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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum.
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What might be right for you may not be
right to some.
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He's a man of me.
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Then along come two.
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They got nothing but the genes. But they
got different strokes to take.
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Different strokes to take.
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Different strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs and you'll
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have yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine. Because it
takes different strokes to move the
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world. Yes, it does. It takes different
strokes to move the world.
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Well, why don't we move over there and
have a little dessert and coffee, Bill?
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Don't mind if I do, Phil.
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You've got a great little cook there.
Oh, did you enjoy dinner?
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No, but you've got a great little cook
there.
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Actually, dinner was terrific. I just
hope you weren't trying to influence the
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labor negotiations with that steak,
Diane.
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Oh, Philip would never try to influence
a contract with food. He'd use cash.
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I just thought it might be nice to get a
break from the negotiating table and
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enjoy a more civilized environment.
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I agree, Phil.
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And you did find my weak spot, Amarada
Cookies. Well, help yourself.
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We're so glad you came, Bill. Philip
tells me that talks tend to get a little
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heated down at the factory.
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Only because somebody around here
doesn't seem to have an open mind.
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Oh, my mind is open.
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Yes, but the only thing that ever comes
out of it is no.
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Well, I have to say no because you
always come in a little heavy with your
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demands.
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Shows you what you know.
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You live in this ivory tower.
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This isn't an ivory tower, right, dear?
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You're totally out of touch with your
employees' needs.
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You hear that, Maggie?
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You're way off base, Bill.
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Well, if I'm way off base, you're not
even in the ballpark.
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Save it for the bargaining table, Bill.
Mr.
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Perkins to you.
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And I can hardly wait.
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Fine with me, Perkins.
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And from now on, the gloves are off.
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For later on, they'll go great with my
sleepy time tea.
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How do you like that guy?
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I'm out of touch with my workers.
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I pay them better than a living wage. I
give them top -notch benefits. I send
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them a Christmas card at least once a
year.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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See, what those guys don't understand is
that if my company doesn't make a
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profit, they won't have any jobs to
worry about.
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Right, Maggie?
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Maggie?
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Maggie, don't tell me that you agree
with him.
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Cookie?
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I can't believe this.
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Hello. Hi, boys.
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How was the movie?
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It was great.
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It was the scariest thing I've seen
since Willis donated his head to that
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college.
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Sam.
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Come on, Sam. There aren't any gremlins
in here.
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You sure?
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Yeah, come on in, Sam. It's safe.
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I can't understand why people stand in
line for so many hours to get scared out
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of their pants.
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Well, I certainly wouldn't know. I live
in an ivory tower. Phillip, don't you
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start up with me. That's just lame. Not
fair.
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Hey, sounds like Rhett and Scarlett are
going to go at it. Let's grab a front
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row seat.
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Great. I should have got my popcorn,
Joe.
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Right, we're not fighting.
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Well, we'll go upstairs while you not
fight.
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Good night. Good night, boys.
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Good night. Have a good sleep.
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Sweet dreams. Brush your teeth.
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See you in the morning.
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Philip, you're acting terribly
defensive, which leads me to believe
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not so sure you are right. I am not
defensive.
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I don't believe you understand what
those people on the line go through.
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Oh, and you do.
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Yes, I do.
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I come from working people. My father
still works a 14 -hour day, and I think
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know how they feel. I bet you don't even
know what a loaf of bread costs these
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days.
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Maybe not, but I can find out.
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I rest my case.
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If you were out there in the workforce,
you'd know what a loaf of bread costs,
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and eggs, and milk, and meat.
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Look, I can't help it if I was born
wealthy.
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Would you be happier if I was out there
working in a factory?
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You, you spent your life sitting behind
a desk.
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Are you suggesting that I couldn't
handle it?
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I am not suggesting anything.
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No, but your eyes are flashing. Cream
pop, cream pop, cream pop.
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Well, I'm going to prove to you that
this cream is made of some pretty tough
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puffs.
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I'm going to make a few phone calls and
then I'm going to go to work in one of
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my factories.
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My heart, be still. You're serious.
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Philip.
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think you're wonderful.
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What? I am?
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You am.
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I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
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Oh, no problem.
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You know, I love it when you get feisty.
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Well, you're in luck. I'm full of feist.
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Now, let's kiss and make up.
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That's one rule to live by. Never go to
bed angry.
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Agreed.
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I never slept with a hard hat before.
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I packed your lunch.
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Here you go, Butch.
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Thanks, Pearl.
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Hey, what is this?
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Bologna. It's kind of like a flat hot
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I haven't seen a bologna sandwich since
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I can't believe you ever ate bologna.
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I didn't. I just saw it once.
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Well, I think I'm all set.
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Hopefully, no one will be able to
distinguish me from the rest of the
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You talk like that and they will.
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Yeah, Dad, loosen up.
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You got to talk regular.
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Oh, I see. You mean like Roger Mudd.
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No, Dad, listen.
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When you meet one of the guys, you don't
say hello.
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You say, hey, and give him a shot in the
arm.
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Hey!
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And instead of goodbye, you're supposed
to say, don't do nothing.
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Okay, I'll see you. All right.
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Oh, and that's one more thing, Philip.
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I've noticed that they have their own
way of talking to women, especially when
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go by a construction site.
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What do you mean?
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Well, basically, it goes something like
this.
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Oh, you must be the new guy.
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Right. David, Joe McClane, everybody
just calls me Mac.
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Pete Tucker.
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Everybody just call you Tuck?
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No.
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Now you're going to be working with me,
okay, Mac?
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I'm going to show you how this machine
works.
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Now, you see this hunk of metal?
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You feed it into the machine. What do
you call that, Pete?
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A hunk of metal.
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Right. What are we making here, Pete?
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Who knows?
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When we get a big bin full of them, they
wheel them to another room.
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Someone feeds them into a different
contraction, eventually they become a
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whatchamacallit.
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Okay, I guess I better get to work for
you. Right. Now just remember one thing.
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Feet, lever, lever, pull.
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Spin.
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Okay? Right. Go ahead.
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You got it.
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Boy, I can't wait for that coffee break.
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Had a rough night last night.
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to my cousin's house for a birthday
party and the guy won too many brewskis.
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I know the feeling. I had too much
sherry last night.
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in the cup, Mac.
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Oh, hey, I don't have anything smaller
than a 20.
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Maybe I should put it in my diner's
trump card.
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What a zany guy you are.
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like your first day on a job.
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Okay, it's really boring.
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I'm strange about you, Mac.
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Yeah, you walk strange, wear funny
shoes, and sound like Roger Mudd.
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I'm not strange.
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Listen, I'm just a regular guy.
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Hey, watch this.
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Who the devil are you?
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Who are you?
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I'm the foreman. The foreman.
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It's your turn.
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I'm the new guy.
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It's my first day.
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Well, you keep that up and it could be
your last. Yes, sir. Ma 'am, a
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foreperson.
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Hey, Dad, you're really starting to
sound like a factory worker.
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You're really starting to smell like
one, too.
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All right, Sam, what do you say?
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Hello, Mr. Drummond.
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Chilled and shaken, not stirred, just
the way you and James Bond like it.
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you.
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Perfect.
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So, Dad, tell me about your day.
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It was marvelous.
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You know, a few more days like this and
I will really have a good understanding
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of how the average working man lives.
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Not exactly, Philip. I mean, wait till
payday. You don't have to use that
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factory paycheck to feed five hungry
mouths.
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Yeah, but Dad's got it worse.
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He's got to feed Arnold.
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Maggie, I know that we're comfortable.
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Comfortable?
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Johnny Carson's ex -wives are
comfortable. We are stinking rich.
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Well, maybe so.
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But as a factory worker, I know how to
live on low pay. I was in the army.
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That's right. Dad's rough. He can take
it.
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In fact, his whole family can take it.
Then maybe we ought to try it.
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Fine with me.
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Of course, if we're going to do it, we
have to do it for real. Things might get
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a little rough.
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Big deal. No matter how rough things
got.
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We could stick it out. You are right.
Tell him, Arnold.
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Nothing's going to stop us. We're tough.
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We're bad.
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We're mean.
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And we're gutsy.
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Okay, we're going to do it.
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We're going to cut back on food,
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What are you talking about, man?
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BET. Not oatmeal again.
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What about bacon and eggs? We can't have
that. It's not in our budget, and we
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have to learn to stretch our dollars.
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Well, if we can't have bacon and eggs,
can't we at least have a picture of a
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Good morning.
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Sam, why aren't you dressed for school?
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I am.
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Arnold told me I was supposed to look
broke.
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You are not wearing your play clothes to
school.
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We are not poor.
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We are living like working people.
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That's why I sent Pearl on vacation.
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Well, why would you do that?
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She's the only working person around
here.
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Pipe down.
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00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:16,140
Now, how are you doing on your new
allowances?
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00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:19,760
I'm doing great. I got a system.
403
00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:24,650
I use today's lunch money for tomorrow's
comics. I use tomorrow's milk money for
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Friday's video games. And Friday's
subway money automatically goes to
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Spielberg.
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You're really smart, Arnold.
407
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Yeah, but what about next week?
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I'm hoping Dad and Maggie will come to
the Spitzers by then.
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Here he comes, the man who brings home
the bacon.
410
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Press a stick to your ribs, big guy.
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Ah, oatmeal. Well, I got to run.
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What about breakfast?
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00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:58,330
No, I'll just grab something from the
canteen truck.
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I got to be moving.
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Dad, macho.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks, Willis.
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00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:17,400
Hey, guys, you know what I just heard
through the grapevine? Who was that? Our
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fearless leader, Mr. Drummond, didn't
show up at the negotiations last night.
420
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:24,460
Sure. He was probably at the opera with
all his hoity -toity friends.
421
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:28,180
Oh, hey, I'll bet he worked hard just
like everybody else.
422
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,820
I'll bet he just went home exhausted and
went right to sleep.
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00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,680
Hey, what are you, his buddy?
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00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,940
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The guy's a
joker.
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00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:36,400
Yeah, it's a shame, too.
426
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,880
When old man Drummond was around, he
really cared.
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00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:42,880
He'd walk through the plant, listen to
us, knew everybody on a first -name
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basis. He called me Petey.
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for me dimples.
430
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,420
Sometimes things get too big for that.
431
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,980
Hey, I got too big. I still care.
432
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,700
Hey, let's initiate the professor.
433
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:06,440
Just try
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to hit him in one of his chins.
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There's three levels.
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Five, ten, and twenty points.
437
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:16,970
No, all right. I'll take a shot at it.
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00:28:19,110 --> 00:28:25,670
How many Drummonds does it take to screw
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an iPhone?
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00:28:27,650 --> 00:28:28,650
How many?
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00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,390
None! He's got a maid that does it.
442
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:35,690
What's wrong, Professor?
443
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:37,010
Lose your sense of humor?
444
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,250
Oh, yeah, right.
445
00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:42,370
Here's one. Why don't they let Drummonds
swim in the Hudson River?
446
00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:44,070
He'd leave a ring.
447
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960
Leave a ring.
448
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,200
Oh, here's a funnier one. How many
drummers does it take to clean out a
449
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How many?
450
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:54,920
Oh, did I say drummer? I meant elephant.
451
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,360
Ah, throwing darts at the hand that
feeds you.
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00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,400
We tried to stop him, Miss McGee.
453
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,020
Really?
454
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,300
Why is everyone standing around not
working?
455
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,740
Oh, wait a minute, guys. Now, look,
we're not just standing around.
456
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,540
Now, I've been here almost a week, and
there are a lot of problems down here.
457
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,320
Now, I'd like to make a suggestion to
you which would help productivity and
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improve morale.
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00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,740
Ah, you're going to quit.
460
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,860
No. No, see, the guys and I have been
talking.
461
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,100
Actually, I think you should hear me
out.
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00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,300
I'd be delighted to hear what you have
to say.
463
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,260
Why don't we just step into my office?
464
00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:35,520
Anybody else got any suggestions?
465
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,120
Guys? Hey, guys.
466
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,960
Hi, guys.
467
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,140
Hi, Dad.
468
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,660
Hello. What are you doing home so early?
Are you feeling all right? Oh, yeah,
469
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,700
I'm fine.
470
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,700
How was your day, dear?
471
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,699
It was good.
472
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:57,560
I had a nice, long meeting with the
foreman, offered all kinds of innovative
473
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,000
suggestions to increase productivity and
improve morale, and got fired.
474
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,800
Fired?
475
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,680
Hallelujah, we can eat again.
476
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:11,880
Philip, I'm so sorry. No, don't be. I'm
not upset.
477
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,779
You're not?
478
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:13,780
No, not really.
479
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,860
I found out some things, some things I
really needed to know. And one thing I'm
480
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:21,500
going to do is talk to all of my
employees and tell them that Drummond
481
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,680
Enterprises wants to hear employees'
ideas.
482
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:25,300
That's terrific.
483
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,780
Who knows more about a factory than they
do? Right, and one of the guys had a
484
00:30:28,780 --> 00:30:32,400
great idea for changing jobs every hour
to combat boredom.
485
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:35,000
Hey, Dad, that's a fantastic idea.
486
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,580
Whose was it? Petey. He's one of my
guys.
487
00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:41,130
I hope you children have learned
something from this also.
488
00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:42,550
I sure did.
489
00:30:42,890 --> 00:30:45,850
Don't ever do cheeky, cheeky baby to
your den mother.
490
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,890
Well, I realize we're pretty lucky to be
able to live the way we do.
491
00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:54,570
We definitely are.
492
00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,990
Does that mean you're going to spring
for some real milk again?
493
00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:02,610
Absolutely. Say, why don't you guys get
the table set for dinner?
494
00:31:02,850 --> 00:31:03,850
All right.
495
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,690
Come on, and I'll draw a knife.
496
00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:09,260
Hot bath for my working man. Sounds
great.
497
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,520
Hey, cheeky baby!
498
00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:18,540
Now
499
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:31,660
the
500
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:35,040
world don't move to the beat of just one
drum.
501
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,060
What might be right for you may not be
right for some.
502
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:46,100
A man is born, he's a man of ease. Then
along come two, they got nothing
503
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,079
but the genes.
504
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:52,560
And they got different scrolls to take,
different scrolls to take, different
505
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560
scrolls.
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