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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,220 Eight steps to create the life you want, the anatomy of a successful life. 2 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:08,880 Learn practical applications you can apply to your daily life and achieve all 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,680 God has predestined for you. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,700 Available wherever books are sold. Make sure to get your copy today. 5 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:19,200 If you are ever in the Atlanta or New York areas, we invite you to join us. 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,940 Visit CrefloDollarMinistries .org for service times and locations. 7 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:28,030 It is people like you who help make it possible to spread the word of God. 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Sunday morning. 12 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:47,630 Fifty years after Tenzing Norgay and Ed Hillary climbed Everest, children still 13 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:48,609 don't have schools. 14 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,650 Young girls are sold into bondage. 15 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,040 and Tibetans flee their homeland in despair. 16 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:58,100 The American Himalayan Foundation builds schools, hospitals, and bridges. 17 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:03,740 In a direct, effective way, we make life better for people in the Himalayas. 18 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:08,000 Join us, the American Himalayan Foundation. 19 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:19,840 This is a man who almost learned to walk at a rehab center that almost got 20 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,840 built. 21 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,500 By people who almost gave money. 22 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,100 Almost gave. 23 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:28,880 How good is almost giving? 24 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,080 About as good as almost work. 25 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,600 I can definitely do that. 26 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:46,270 Heart disease is the number one killer of women in the United States, even 27 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,410 higher for African -Americans. 28 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:51,110 Understand the role that food and cholesterol play in destroying your 29 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,550 health. Get a blood test to learn your cholesterol rating. 30 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:57,550 Then have your doctor recommend what's best for you. We don't know about you, 31 00:01:57,630 --> 00:02:00,890 but we've got a lot more living to do. Sponsored by Honey Nut Cheerios and the 32 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:01,848 BET Foundation. 33 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:05,630 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. 34 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:09,449 What might be right for you may not be right to some. 35 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,340 He's a man of me. 36 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,380 Then along come two. 37 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:20,400 They got nothing but the genes. But they got different strokes to take. 38 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,380 Different strokes to take. 39 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:24,880 Different strokes to move the world. 40 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,520 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 41 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,720 Everybody finds a way to shine. 42 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:39,160 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? I'll have theirs and you'll 43 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,700 have yours and I'll have mine. 44 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:46,420 And together we'll be fine. Because it takes different strokes to move the 45 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:50,860 world. Yes, it does. It takes different strokes to move the world. 46 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:55,520 Well, why don't we move over there and have a little dessert and coffee, Bill? 47 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,080 Don't mind if I do, Phil. 48 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,900 You've got a great little cook there. Oh, did you enjoy dinner? 49 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,180 No, but you've got a great little cook there. 50 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:13,070 Actually, dinner was terrific. I just hope you weren't trying to influence the 51 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:15,030 labor negotiations with that steak, Diane. 52 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:19,930 Oh, Philip would never try to influence a contract with food. He'd use cash. 53 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:25,710 I just thought it might be nice to get a break from the negotiating table and 54 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:28,170 enjoy a more civilized environment. 55 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:29,710 I agree, Phil. 56 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:33,850 And you did find my weak spot, Amarada Cookies. Well, help yourself. 57 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:38,730 We're so glad you came, Bill. Philip tells me that talks tend to get a little 58 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:40,230 heated down at the factory. 59 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:44,210 Only because somebody around here doesn't seem to have an open mind. 60 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:47,890 Oh, my mind is open. 61 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:51,030 Yes, but the only thing that ever comes out of it is no. 62 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:58,490 Well, I have to say no because you always come in a little heavy with your 63 00:03:58,490 --> 00:03:59,490 demands. 64 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,250 Shows you what you know. 65 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,100 You live in this ivory tower. 66 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:07,320 This isn't an ivory tower, right, dear? 67 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:10,160 You're totally out of touch with your employees' needs. 68 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:11,740 You hear that, Maggie? 69 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,020 You're way off base, Bill. 70 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,000 Well, if I'm way off base, you're not even in the ballpark. 71 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,260 Save it for the bargaining table, Bill. Mr. 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,480 Perkins to you. 73 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,940 And I can hardly wait. 74 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,900 Fine with me, Perkins. 75 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,560 And from now on, the gloves are off. 76 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,900 For later on, they'll go great with my sleepy time tea. 77 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,540 How do you like that guy? 78 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,480 I'm out of touch with my workers. 79 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,220 I pay them better than a living wage. I give them top -notch benefits. I send 80 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,680 them a Christmas card at least once a year. 81 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:05,100 Well, you know what I mean. 82 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,400 See, what those guys don't understand is that if my company doesn't make a 83 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,960 profit, they won't have any jobs to worry about. 84 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,280 Right, Maggie? 85 00:05:13,349 --> 00:05:14,349 Maggie? 86 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,110 Maggie, don't tell me that you agree with him. 87 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:24,890 Cookie? 88 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,010 I can't believe this. 89 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:29,750 Hello. Hi, boys. 90 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:31,290 How was the movie? 91 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:32,570 It was great. 92 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:36,930 It was the scariest thing I've seen since Willis donated his head to that 93 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:37,930 college. 94 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,050 Sam. 95 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,910 Come on, Sam. There aren't any gremlins in here. 96 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:50,870 You sure? 97 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:52,650 Yeah, come on in, Sam. It's safe. 98 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:58,630 I can't understand why people stand in line for so many hours to get scared out 99 00:05:58,630 --> 00:05:59,630 of their pants. 100 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:02,570 Well, I certainly wouldn't know. I live in an ivory tower. Phillip, don't you 101 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,270 start up with me. That's just lame. Not fair. 102 00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:08,470 Hey, sounds like Rhett and Scarlett are going to go at it. Let's grab a front 103 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:09,149 row seat. 104 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,230 Great. I should have got my popcorn, Joe. 105 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:15,450 Right, we're not fighting. 106 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:19,650 Well, we'll go upstairs while you not fight. 107 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,750 Good night. Good night, boys. 108 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,810 Good night. Have a good sleep. 109 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,250 Sweet dreams. Brush your teeth. 110 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:28,349 See you in the morning. 111 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:31,890 Philip, you're acting terribly defensive, which leads me to believe 112 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:34,270 not so sure you are right. I am not defensive. 113 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:37,210 I don't believe you understand what those people on the line go through. 114 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,050 Oh, and you do. 115 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:41,170 Yes, I do. 116 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:45,790 I come from working people. My father still works a 14 -hour day, and I think 117 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:49,270 know how they feel. I bet you don't even know what a loaf of bread costs these 118 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,209 days. 119 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,450 Maybe not, but I can find out. 120 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:55,810 I rest my case. 121 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:59,410 If you were out there in the workforce, you'd know what a loaf of bread costs, 122 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,210 and eggs, and milk, and meat. 123 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,530 Look, I can't help it if I was born wealthy. 124 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,650 Would you be happier if I was out there working in a factory? 125 00:07:10,490 --> 00:07:12,990 You, you spent your life sitting behind a desk. 126 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:16,130 Are you suggesting that I couldn't handle it? 127 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,910 I am not suggesting anything. 128 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,250 No, but your eyes are flashing. Cream pop, cream pop, cream pop. 129 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:27,430 Well, I'm going to prove to you that this cream is made of some pretty tough 130 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,430 puffs. 131 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:32,670 I'm going to make a few phone calls and then I'm going to go to work in one of 132 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:33,670 my factories. 133 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:35,970 My heart, be still. You're serious. 134 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:39,890 Philip. 135 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,760 think you're wonderful. 136 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,440 What? I am? 137 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 You am. 138 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,420 I hope I didn't hurt your feelings. 139 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,700 Oh, no problem. 140 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,640 You know, I love it when you get feisty. 141 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,600 Well, you're in luck. I'm full of feist. 142 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,980 Now, let's kiss and make up. 143 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,220 That's one rule to live by. 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Okay, 208 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,360 I'll take it. 209 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,700 All right, hey, got it. There you go. 210 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,120 Now, now you look just great. Everything except those Gucci loafers. 211 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,680 I packed your lunch. 212 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,080 Here you go, Butch. 213 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,519 Thanks, Pearl. 214 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,520 Hey, what is this? 215 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,340 Bologna. It's kind of like a flat hot dog. 216 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,440 I haven't seen a bologna sandwich since I was a boy. 217 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,060 I can't believe you ever ate bologna. 218 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,500 I didn't. I just saw it once. 219 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,960 Well, I think I'm all set. 220 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,400 Hopefully, no one will be able to distinguish me from the rest of the 221 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,530 You talk like that and they will. 222 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,690 Yeah, Dad, loosen up. 223 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,190 You got to talk regular. 224 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,190 Oh, I see. You mean like Roger Mudd. 225 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,430 No, Dad, listen. 226 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:09,550 When you meet one of the guys, you don't say hello. 227 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,470 You say, hey, and give him a shot in the arm. 228 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:13,810 Hey! 229 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:20,490 And instead of goodbye, you're supposed to say, don't do nothing. 230 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,860 Okay, I'll see you. All right. 231 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,060 Oh, and that's one more thing, Philip. 232 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,160 I've noticed that they have their own way of talking to women, especially when 233 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,500 go by a construction site. 234 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,139 What do you mean? 235 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:39,740 Well, basically, it goes something like this. 236 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,120 Oh, you must be the new guy. 237 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:47,060 Right. David, Joe McClane, everybody just calls me Mac. 238 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,639 Pete Tucker. 239 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,820 Everybody just call you Tuck? 240 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,320 No. 241 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,120 Now you're going to be working with me, okay, Mac? 242 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,920 I'm going to show you how this machine works. 243 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,420 Now, you see this hunk of metal? 244 00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:01,880 You feed it into the machine. What do you call that, Pete? 245 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,080 A hunk of metal. 246 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,000 Right. What are we making here, Pete? 247 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,300 Who knows? 248 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,480 When we get a big bin full of them, they wheel them to another room. 249 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,180 Someone feeds them into a different contraction, eventually they become a 250 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,180 whatchamacallit. 251 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,560 Okay, I guess I better get to work for you. Right. Now just remember one thing. 252 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,000 Feet, lever, lever, pull. 253 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,180 Spin. 254 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,860 Okay? Right. Go ahead. 255 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,960 You got it. 256 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,660 Boy, I can't wait for that coffee break. 257 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,860 Had a rough night last night. 258 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,860 to my cousin's house for a birthday party and the guy won too many brewskis. 259 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,460 I know the feeling. I had too much sherry last night. 260 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:04,950 in the cup, Mac. 261 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:06,950 Oh, hey, I don't have anything smaller than a 20. 262 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,849 Maybe I should put it in my diner's trump card. 263 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,630 What a zany guy you are. 264 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,560 like your first day on a job. 265 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,520 Okay, it's really boring. 266 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:47,000 I'm strange about you, Mac. 267 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:53,560 Yeah, you walk strange, wear funny shoes, and sound like Roger Mudd. 268 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,380 I'm not strange. 269 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,740 Listen, I'm just a regular guy. 270 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,060 Hey, watch this. 271 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,300 Who the devil are you? 272 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,240 Who are you? 273 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,380 I'm the foreman. The foreman. 274 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,239 It's your turn. 275 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240 I'm the new guy. 276 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,380 It's my first day. 277 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,300 Well, you keep that up and it could be your last. Yes, sir. Ma 'am, a 278 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,300 foreperson. 279 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:51,130 Hey, Dad, you're really starting to sound like a factory worker. 280 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,050 You're really starting to smell like one, too. 281 00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,350 All right, Sam, what do you say? 282 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,340 Hello, Mr. Drummond. 283 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,820 Chilled and shaken, not stirred, just the way you and James Bond like it. 284 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:33,779 you. 285 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:34,780 Perfect. 286 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,080 So, Dad, tell me about your day. 287 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,520 It was marvelous. 288 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,840 You know, a few more days like this and I will really have a good understanding 289 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,240 of how the average working man lives. 290 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:49,480 Not exactly, Philip. I mean, wait till payday. You don't have to use that 291 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,780 factory paycheck to feed five hungry mouths. 292 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,760 Yeah, but Dad's got it worse. 293 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,960 He's got to feed Arnold. 294 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,470 Maggie, I know that we're comfortable. 295 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:00,730 Comfortable? 296 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:05,510 Johnny Carson's ex -wives are comfortable. We are stinking rich. 297 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:07,710 Well, maybe so. 298 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:11,110 But as a factory worker, I know how to live on low pay. I was in the army. 299 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,490 That's right. Dad's rough. He can take it. 300 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:17,990 In fact, his whole family can take it. Then maybe we ought to try it. 301 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,330 Fine with me. 302 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:22,470 Of course, if we're going to do it, we have to do it for real. 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Call now. 385 00:25:24,930 --> 00:25:27,530 BET. Not oatmeal again. 386 00:25:29,129 --> 00:25:32,910 What about bacon and eggs? We can't have that. It's not in our budget, and we 387 00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:34,330 have to learn to stretch our dollars. 388 00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:37,870 Well, if we can't have bacon and eggs, can't we at least have a picture of a 389 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:38,870 and a chicken? 390 00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:42,910 Good morning. 391 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,810 Sam, why aren't you dressed for school? 392 00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:47,029 I am. 393 00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:48,970 Arnold told me I was supposed to look broke. 394 00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:54,530 You are not wearing your play clothes to school. 395 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,440 We are not poor. 396 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,620 We are living like working people. 397 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,520 That's why I sent Pearl on vacation. 398 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,060 Well, why would you do that? 399 00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:09,160 She's the only working person around here. 400 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,820 Pipe down. 401 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:16,140 Now, how are you doing on your new allowances? 402 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:19,760 I'm doing great. I got a system. 403 00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:24,650 I use today's lunch money for tomorrow's comics. I use tomorrow's milk money for 404 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:28,590 Friday's video games. And Friday's subway money automatically goes to 405 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:29,590 Spielberg. 406 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,970 You're really smart, Arnold. 407 00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:34,190 Yeah, but what about next week? 408 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:37,210 I'm hoping Dad and Maggie will come to the Spitzers by then. 409 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:41,070 Here he comes, the man who brings home the bacon. 410 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,490 Press a stick to your ribs, big guy. 411 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:52,950 Ah, oatmeal. Well, I got to run. 412 00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:55,950 What about breakfast? 413 00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:58,330 No, I'll just grab something from the canteen truck. 414 00:26:58,810 --> 00:26:59,810 I got to be moving. 415 00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:02,490 Dad, macho. 416 00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:03,629 Oh, yeah. 417 00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:04,630 Thanks, Willis. 418 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:17,400 Hey, guys, you know what I just heard through the grapevine? Who was that? Our 419 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,500 fearless leader, Mr. Drummond, didn't show up at the negotiations last night. 420 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:24,460 Sure. He was probably at the opera with all his hoity -toity friends. 421 00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:28,180 Oh, hey, I'll bet he worked hard just like everybody else. 422 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,820 I'll bet he just went home exhausted and went right to sleep. 423 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,680 Hey, what are you, his buddy? 424 00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,940 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The guy's a joker. 425 00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:36,400 Yeah, it's a shame, too. 426 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,880 When old man Drummond was around, he really cared. 427 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:42,880 He'd walk through the plant, listen to us, knew everybody on a first -name 428 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,640 basis. He called me Petey. 429 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,800 for me dimples. 430 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,420 Sometimes things get too big for that. 431 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,980 Hey, I got too big. I still care. 432 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,700 Hey, let's initiate the professor. 433 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:06,440 Just try 434 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,280 to hit him in one of his chins. 435 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,560 There's three levels. 436 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,540 Five, ten, and twenty points. 437 00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:16,970 No, all right. I'll take a shot at it. 438 00:28:19,110 --> 00:28:25,670 How many Drummonds does it take to screw 439 00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:26,670 an iPhone? 440 00:28:27,650 --> 00:28:28,650 How many? 441 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,390 None! He's got a maid that does it. 442 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:35,690 What's wrong, Professor? 443 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:37,010 Lose your sense of humor? 444 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,250 Oh, yeah, right. 445 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:42,370 Here's one. Why don't they let Drummonds swim in the Hudson River? 446 00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:44,070 He'd leave a ring. 447 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960 Leave a ring. 448 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,200 Oh, here's a funnier one. How many drummers does it take to clean out a 449 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:52,980 How many? 450 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:54,920 Oh, did I say drummer? I meant elephant. 451 00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,360 Ah, throwing darts at the hand that feeds you. 452 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,400 We tried to stop him, Miss McGee. 453 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,020 Really? 454 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,300 Why is everyone standing around not working? 455 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,740 Oh, wait a minute, guys. Now, look, we're not just standing around. 456 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,540 Now, I've been here almost a week, and there are a lot of problems down here. 457 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,320 Now, I'd like to make a suggestion to you which would help productivity and 458 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,320 improve morale. 459 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,740 Ah, you're going to quit. 460 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,860 No. No, see, the guys and I have been talking. 461 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,100 Actually, I think you should hear me out. 462 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,300 I'd be delighted to hear what you have to say. 463 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,260 Why don't we just step into my office? 464 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:35,520 Anybody else got any suggestions? 465 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,120 Guys? Hey, guys. 466 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,960 Hi, guys. 467 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,140 Hi, Dad. 468 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,660 Hello. What are you doing home so early? Are you feeling all right? Oh, yeah, 469 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,700 I'm fine. 470 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,700 How was your day, dear? 471 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,699 It was good. 472 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:57,560 I had a nice, long meeting with the foreman, offered all kinds of innovative 473 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,000 suggestions to increase productivity and improve morale, and got fired. 474 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,800 Fired? 475 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,680 Hallelujah, we can eat again. 476 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:11,880 Philip, I'm so sorry. No, don't be. I'm not upset. 477 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,779 You're not? 478 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:13,780 No, not really. 479 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,860 I found out some things, some things I really needed to know. And one thing I'm 480 00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:21,500 going to do is talk to all of my employees and tell them that Drummond 481 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,680 Enterprises wants to hear employees' ideas. 482 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:25,300 That's terrific. 483 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,780 Who knows more about a factory than they do? Right, and one of the guys had a 484 00:30:28,780 --> 00:30:32,400 great idea for changing jobs every hour to combat boredom. 485 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:35,000 Hey, Dad, that's a fantastic idea. 486 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,580 Whose was it? Petey. He's one of my guys. 487 00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:41,130 I hope you children have learned something from this also. 488 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:42,550 I sure did. 489 00:30:42,890 --> 00:30:45,850 Don't ever do cheeky, cheeky baby to your den mother. 490 00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,890 Well, I realize we're pretty lucky to be able to live the way we do. 491 00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:54,570 We definitely are. 492 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,990 Does that mean you're going to spring for some real milk again? 493 00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:02,610 Absolutely. Say, why don't you guys get the table set for dinner? 494 00:31:02,850 --> 00:31:03,850 All right. 495 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,690 Come on, and I'll draw a knife. 496 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:09,260 Hot bath for my working man. Sounds great. 497 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,520 Hey, cheeky baby! 498 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:18,540 Now 499 00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:31,660 the 500 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:35,040 world don't move to the beat of just one drum. 501 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,060 What might be right for you may not be right for some. 502 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:46,100 A man is born, he's a man of ease. Then along come two, they got nothing 503 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,079 but the genes. 504 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:52,560 And they got different scrolls to take, different scrolls to take, different 505 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560 scrolls. 38664

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