Original subtitles

that you gave me.

Stuff's still stronger than I thought.

Well, no, that's all right. But I just don't understand why I have to go into

the store with you when you're buying women's lingerie. Because I'm buying it

for you.

Me? I thought I looked just silly in that satin nightie.

Oh, hi, Pearl.

Oh, I'm so glad you're back.

Well, what's the matter, Pearl?

Is everything all right? Well, this is a little difficult for me.

It's about bedwetting.

What? At your age?

No, it's Sam. He wet his bed. Sam?

Wet his bed?

I noticed the sheets were missing from his bed the other day and I didn't say

anything. Then it happened again this morning.

I went into the closet and felt something wet and cold. I knew it wasn't

nose because we don't have a dog. Well,

it's not my fault. I like dogs.

Anyway, the sheets were...

rolled up and hidden behind some bags in his closet. I know I should have told

you this the other day. I'm sorry.

No, no, Pearl, you did the right thing.

Then why do I feel like such a stoolie?

Oh, Philip, I'm worried.

Sam never wet his bed before.

No, no, no, don't panic. It's no big deal.

In fact, I happen to know somebody else who wet his bed when he was about Sam's

age. Who?

Oh.

Somebody that I'm very close to.

Arnold?

No.

Me.

Look how I turned out.

This is embarrassing.

I think I turned out all right.

I'm talking to Sam.

My son should not be wetting his bed at seven years of age.

No, he shouldn't, but please, take it easy when you talk to him.

When I talk to him?

Oh, Philip.

Where I come from, bed wedding talks are a father and son thing.

You know, like duck hunting.

Oh, okay.

I'll talk to him next time he has a duck in his bed.

And another thing, Sam.

Why do you always have to follow me so closely when I'm walking home from

with my friends?

Those are your friends?

I thought those were just girls.

I hope I was never this young.

Arnold, I wonder if I might have a word with Sam alone.

Sure, Maggie.

Well, I still have some paperwork to do in the den, so I'll see you to a dinner.

Come sit down over here, son.

Sure, Mama.

So, what's up?

Say, McKinney, I'm a little upset with you.

How come, Mama? Report cards don't come out until next week.

I want to know why I have to find out from Pearl that my big grown -up boy has

been wetting his bed.

Oh.

It wasn't me, Mama.

Honest. Now, don't you feel, too?

You never hide anything from your mama.

Why didn't you come tell me what was happening to you?

Because I was ashamed of myself.

Oh, well, I can understand that. But you're not going to feel like that

when you stop wetting your bed.

Hey, Sam, have you been feeling all right?

Yes.

Well, what on earth is wrong with you?

There's been something wrong.

What do you think it is?

I don't know, Mom.

I don't understand this.

When I have to go to the bathroom, I just get up out of the bed and go.

Your mama's counting on you to get yourself straightened out. Do you hear?

Okay, Mama.

Good boy.

Mama? Mm -hmm?

Please don't tell Arnold. He'd think I'm just a big baby.

Don't you worry, sweetheart.

Your mama's not going to let a word of this leak out.

ATT presents its all -new dating show where the women think they're calling

shots. But in reality, the last man standing flips the script.

Don't miss the booze. Premieres Monday at 7 .30.

This program is brought to you by Old Navy's neon lights. Light up the night

only at Old Navy.

Think the last thing on your mind.

I'll be the one to keep you.

I'll keep you at your back.

Nothing on your mind.

Cause I don't need your mind.

I'll be the one to keep you.

One day that's the last.

The soothing scent of lavender.

Calming and relaxing.

Experience it.

In your clothes.

Vanilla and lavender from Downey's Simple Pleasures.

Express yourself.

His classic style.

Meet Chicago style.

The cleaning power of Tide now meets Dawn Stain Scrubbers. A powerful pre

-treating boost.

Unlocks and removes tough veins even better than both the neck -pleading

detergent and leading pre -treater combined.

Because clean is never out of style.

New Tide with Dawn Thane Scrubber. Your Tide is showing.

Need help making the right choices?

Find all the help you need at the new Better Valley.

Get the new Valley Weight Loss Guide free just for coming in. And start

up to 2 pounds a week right away. It's all part of the Valley Total Results

Weight Loss Program.

Start for just $19 down and only $19 a month.

At Bally, it's about exercise and nutrition.

They'll help you lose weight and keep it off with a healthy outlook and the

right workout for you. You'll get a program designed for you based on your

schedule and your food preferences.

You'll also get 24 -7 access to all their online e -tools and the Bally

Results Weight Loss Message Board. Talk to other members and get all the support

you need to start losing up to 2 pounds a week right away.

Need help making the right choices?

Call 1 -800 -FITNESS or visit BallyFitness .com.

Get your free Bally Weight Loss Guide today. Then start for just $19 down and

only $19 a month.

New. Better.

Bally.

New. Clomobi has the laughing baby for yourself.

Text BABY to 44644.

Text BABY to 44644.

Have a structured settlement or annuity?

J .G. Wentworth says it's your money. Use it when you need it. He's right.

my money and I need it now.

It's my money and I need it now.

It's my money and I need it now. It's my money and I need it now.

If you have a structured settlement and need cash now, call J .G. Wentworth for

a free appraisal. There's no obligation.

It's your money.

Use it when you need it.

Call 866 -386 -3816.

sure snores loud.

See, I was with the hair dryer.

Oh, uh, my toes were cold.

Well,

it's almost time to get up anyway.

I'm gonna go in and take a shower. Hey, that's a great idea. Why don't you go do

that?

I took a shower last night.

A guy has only so many showers in a lifetime, and... I don't want to die

Sure, Arnold.

Well, might as well get dressed and go down for breakfast, right?

Nah, since I saved shower time, I'm gonna get some more shut -eye. No!

Sam, you're too young to be this weird.

I just want to catch a few more Z's.

and fresh now. Thanks, Pearl.

Must have been a rough morning, huh?

I always hoped my first waterbed would be different.

Poor little Sam. I hope the doctor can help solve his problem.

Why don't we just have him scotch -guarded?

Here we are.

Hi, everybody.

Hi. So, how did it go? Is everything going to be all right? Everything is

to be just fine.

Sam, why don't you take that up to your room, would you please?

Okay.

What'd the doctor say?

Well, Sam does not have a medical problem. In fact, he says most of the

these things are all psychological.

Psychological?

Sam? Yeah, apparently that's not really very unusual when a child is becoming

part of a new family.

He's just a little shaky right now.

He doesn't know quite where he fits in.

I think Sam fits in great.

Every family needs a pain in the neck.

we've got two.

What's Wilma Scott to do with this?

Dr. Glassman says that we have to show Sam that we love him and that he's an

important part of his family. And that means everybody, Arnold.

Okay, but if I'm nice to Sam, he's gonna know something's wrong.

But I'll give it a try.

Well, I just feel awful.

I was so wrong to scold Sam yesterday.

No. Maggie, Maggie, don't be so hard on yourself.

You made a mistake.

Guess what? You're human.

Well, the doctor said I made him withdraw even more.

But he also said these things are almost always temporary. Sam's going to be

okay. I'll tell you what. Let's all get together and really make him feel good

about himself.

I know just the thing. I'll fix his favorite dinner tonight.

Oh, great.

Southern fried spaghetti.

You're right. I'll fix his second favorite dinner.

That would be wonderful, Pearl.

And I'll rip up his favorite dessert.

Oh, it's sponge cake.

Sam, honey, would you like a gulp of milk?

Yes, please.

What's a gulp?

Oh, that's just an old southern expression.

You want one gulp or two, Sam? Three gulps, please.

Fine.

work for you, Arnold. You're not from the South.

He's right, Arnold.

Works for Sam because he's my special little red -headed peanut.

Oh, come on.

It'll work for me, too. I'll prove it to you.

Please put some milk in my glass.

Okay.

Told you.

How's your steak, Sam?

for you, Sam.

Thank you. A little more butter on your mashed potatoes, Sam. That'd be great.

How about some gravy, Sam?

That'd be great. Thanks, Mr. D. Mm -hmm.

Don't mind if I do, Dad.

There you go, Arnold.

Sam, I hear that you're quite a terror on the soccer field.

Yeah, I like soccer a lot.

Uh, oh, Dad, rolls?

Just a minute, Arnold. What position do you like to play, Sam?

Goalie.

Uh, Maggie?

Just a minute.

Ask Sam how far he can kick the ball.

Sam, how far can you kick the ball?

Oh, a long, long way. I'm pretty strong, you know.

Here you go, honey.

have ever seen you do.

Could you?

If you've been in a car accident or any kind of serious accident, call the

Injury Helpline.

An attorney may be able to get you money.

Money for your injuries and money for your pain and suffering.

The law limits the time you have to file your claim, so call the Injury Helpline

now and speak to a lawyer near you for free.

Call 1 -800 -444 -0910. That's 1 -800 -444 -0910.

Get the money you deserve.

Call now.

Breaking news over 1 -2 -3 lump sum.

Can you believe it? They're giving away cash.

If you're receiving lawsuit settlement payments, you can receive a large lump

sum from your structured settlement.

Excuse me, sir. Did you just receive your lump sum? Yeah. One, two, three,

sum just gave me fast cash and my stuff's in settlement.

Yeah! To get your lump sum, call 877, the letter Y, not now.

One, two, three, lump sum.

Each year, a forbidden world is opened to a lucky chosen one.

Whoa. The panda? That's the panda. He's a little too big.

And too clumsy.

But he'll show them.

He's got a style all his own. You're just a big, fat panda.

I'm not a big, fat panda.

I'm the big, fat panda.

Jack Black.

Drew Works.

Kung Fu Panda.

Rated PG.

Starts June 6th.

New, Clomobi has the laughing baby for your cell.

Text baby to 44644.

Text BABY to 44644.

I've got you under my skin.

I've got you deep in the heart of me.

So deep in my heart.

From the same hands and minds that craft the most dependable, longest -lasting

trucks on the road.

All -new Chevy Malibu.

Built to last.

Built to love.

My name is Tiffany, and it's day one of my Crest Pro Health research.

Does it really work?

Get the right protection at night with Crest Pro Health toothpaste.

Morning, everyone.

Listen.

That's squeaky clean.

Crest Pro Health.

What's up, everyone? Pete here, and welcome to Blue Hippo, where anyone can

a brand -new, brand -name computer regardless of their credit. Take a look

this. You can send emails, download music and video, even organize your

finances. This is a fully loaded desktop computer.

Let's take a call. Hello, caller?

Yeah, hi. I have really bad credit, and I've been turned down before. Can you

really help me get a computer?

Do you have an active checking account and a home phone number?

Yes, I do. Well, that's all you need.

So whether you want a desktop or you prefer the convenience of a laptop, you

get either one regardless of your credit.

And if you order now... and

a

free LCD TV.

And remember...

There is no credit check, and your approval is guaranteed. But you must

Blue Hippo now.

Kick off BET Awards season with 106. For the first time ever, we let in the

paparazzi. The 106 Live BET Awards nominee special.

Finally, there's an answer to your hair loss, and it doesn't involve expensive

weeds or wigs. At last, no more bonding, gluing, or risky home remedies.

Now there's a money -back guaranteed way to regrow our very own hair.

Presenting Regrow from Empress Hair Care, the first company to create a hair

regrowth system specifically for African -American women that contains the FDA

-approved, clinically tested solution for hair loss.

Not only has my hair grown back, my mother's hair has started to grow now

she's been using Regrow. It stimulated that scalp, and that hair started to

right through the bald spots.

Try the guaranteed way to regrow your hair and for free. Call now and ask how

you can get a free 30 -day supply.

You'll also receive our exclusive scalp moisturizer absolutely free. Regrow from

Empress Hair Care, the only way to grow. Call this number now or visit MyRegrow

.com for your free 30 -day supply and free scalp moisturizer.

Wrap it up.

I sure wish I was a fish too.

That way, nobody knows I went in my bed.

Come in.

Sam, can we speak to you for a moment, please?

Yes, sir.

Sam, we're sorry.

We realize that even though it was wrong for Arnold to say what he did... Yes,

it was.

Very wrong. Terribly wrong.

I get the idea.

It was just as wrong for us to keep fawning all over you.

That was the only part I liked.

You're all making much too big a deal of the whole thing, Sam.

I think it's time for us to forget the psychological mumbo -jumbo and try the

scientific approach. Scientific?

Couldn't you just spread some newspapers under me?

Now, Sam, you look here.

This sheet.

It's connected to this little bell.

As soon as this sheet gets wet, the bell goes off and wakes up Sam.

Oh, great!

Terrific! Swell!

Dad, can I speak to you a moment in private?

Sure. Now, why don't you two see if this special sheet will fit Sam's bed? Come

on, honey, this will be fun.

Yeah, fun.

What is it, Arnold?

Um, Dad, are you sure that contraption's gonna work?

Of course.

Well, you know, I have to sleep under him. Get my drift?

I'm talking April showers here.

No, I can't, Arnold. As soon as one drop hits the sheet, the bell will go off,

it'll wake Sam up, and he'll go to the bathroom.

I got a better idea. Let him sleep in the tub.

Arnold.

Then at least let him switch places with me. Have him sleep in the bottom bunk.

No, Arnold, that'll make it look as if you don't trust him.

I don't.

This used to be my old hangout when I was upset about something.

I fell asleep in that sink once and old Mrs. Turner accidentally dumped a whole

box of starch on me.

I had to stiff up her lip for a week.

You're teasing me again.

Oh, she had to hang me out to dry.

Look, see the clothespin marks?

That really didn't happen.

No, but I made you laugh, didn't I?

As you can see, I'm not too big on small talk.

You know, I've been trying real hard to stop wetting my bed, and I think I'm

going to need your help.

Anything. Shoot.

No more bad jokes.

Hey, they all can't be gems.

Just kidding around.

I mean, who knew you'd be such a wet blanket?

Bad choice of words.

Pam, please.

I really am sorry.

I don't think you like me anymore. You think I'm just a big baby.

No, I don't. I like you a whole lot.

You do?

What about that big baby part?

You're no baby.

Remember I've... how far you can kick a soccer ball.

Well, it is pretty awesome.

Sam, all you have to remember is that everybody does something embarrassing

they're a kid.

Really? Yeah.

That's half the fun of being a kid.

Yeah. So far, this week's been a riot.

Hey, Sam.

You've done so well the past week, I decided to get you something really

special. Something you've really been wanting.

You're kidding!

I want to talk to you for a minute.

Oh, what's up?

Well, uh, Sam, I know it's tough moving in with the new family.

I had to go through that myself.

What I'm trying to say is, what I mean is, even though you're small, you're a

very big part of this family.

And any time that you have a problem, you just come and see me.

And together we'll work it out.

Got it, little bro?

Got it, big bro.

Put her there.

I don't think I have the strength to feed myself.

Would you mind?

Oh, Malcolm.

You really are sick, aren't you? Oh, yeah. I've been laying here suffering

day. Oh, and here I am thinking you just wanted to get me here alone.

What's with all the candles?

Aromatherapy.

Yeah, yeah. The pink ones are essence of Pepto -Bismol.

You should

have

stayed at the game. You would have had a better chance with one of the nuns.

Hey man, don't even listen to that. her, man. I tried hitting on one of them

nuns. Nuns don't give you none just like you didn't get none.

Playtime. Oh, let's go play some pool.

Did I say playtime? I meant bedtime, mister.

Oh, no, come on, man. I'll play with my left hand and spot you with four balls.

How much?

Whatever's in your pocket.

Uh, we're gonna play for some lint, 37 cents, and a pop -pop pair to spend.

Well, you know, that does raise the stakes from the last game. That's cool.

Let's go. I'm gonna beat you crazy, you know what I'm saying?

Nicolette, 12 o 'clock.

That's a man.

Cute, but I don't like that much cream in my coffee.

Flippin', that is Preston Cashmere Alexander. He's one of Essence

most eligible bad boys.

He owns six hotels, three homes, drives a Lamborghini, he's a Capricorn, and his

favorite food is rack of lamb.

Yet you can't remember when you bought your car.

I'm looking for an old college buddy of mine. A guy by the name of Malcolm

McGee. Oh, yeah.

You stay right there.

I'll page him for you.

Malcolm!

Somebody here to see you.

Preston.

Preston Alexander.

Malcolm Moneymaker McGee. What's up, Cassie? He does you well, man. Look at

You're looking good.

Let me get you something.

Let me guess, you still drink here in Cavasier?

I better. I own part of the company.

Uh -oh.

Excuse me.

You go ahead with your bad self. Your money is no good here, baby.

I own the bar.

The hottest sports bar in KC. No kidding?

Yes, sir. You know, I just bought the hottest hotel in KC.

There you go again, Preston. Always trying to top a brother.

Don't let me have to take it to you again, my man.

Again? When did you take it to me the last time?

Let me clear the cobwebs for you.

I think you lost a game of pool to me. May 16th, 1992, 4 .37 p .m., 66 degrees,

scattered showers, but then again, there might have been your tears, baby.

You know, it might be nice for us to pick up a pool cue again.

Well, I have a table in the back.

I can take you back to school if you like.

You know, I was just back at school. They named a building after me.

Really? Well, my guess is it sure as hell wasn't a pool hall.

Love your stomach?

Of course you do. It's your core, so you try to do right by it. But when you

can't and heartburn happens, no problem.

There's new Maximum Strength Pepsod EasyChoose, the perfect way to show your

stomach some love.

Twice the strength of original Pepsod AC, this new EasyChoose stops heartburn

before it starts or rescues you after it's begun.

Show your love. New Maximum Strength Pepsid Easy -Choose. Hates your

Loves your stomach.

Hey, guess first.

Matt, honey, what would you like? A whole bucket of drumsticks.

Guys, have one of both. There's plenty of the good stuff to go around.

Get 10 moist and juicy drumsticks and thighs for only $7 .99.

Life tastes better with KFC.

XM, 170 channels including Major League Baseball. Every theme, every game. Go to

XM Baseball.