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that you gave me.
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Stuff's still stronger than I thought.
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Well, no, that's all right. But I just
don't understand why I have to go into
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the store with you when you're buying
women's lingerie. Because I'm buying it
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for you.
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Me? I thought I looked just silly in
that satin nightie.
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Oh, hi, Pearl.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're back.
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Well, what's the matter, Pearl?
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Is everything all right? Well, this is a
little difficult for me.
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It's about bedwetting.
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What? At your age?
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No, it's Sam. He wet his bed. Sam?
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Wet his bed?
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I noticed the sheets were missing from
his bed the other day and I didn't say
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anything. Then it happened again this
morning.
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I went into the closet and felt
something wet and cold. I knew it wasn't
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nose because we don't have a dog. Well,
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it's not my fault. I like dogs.
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Anyway, the sheets were...
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rolled up and hidden behind some bags in
his closet. I know I should have told
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you this the other day. I'm sorry.
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No, no, Pearl, you did the right thing.
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Then why do I feel like such a stoolie?
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Oh, Philip, I'm worried.
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Sam never wet his bed before.
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No, no, no, don't panic. It's no big
deal.
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In fact, I happen to know somebody else
who wet his bed when he was about Sam's
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age. Who?
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Oh.
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Somebody that I'm very close to.
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Arnold?
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No.
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Me.
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Look how I turned out.
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This is embarrassing.
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I think I turned out all right.
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I'm talking to Sam.
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My son should not be wetting his bed at
seven years of age.
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No, he shouldn't, but please, take it
easy when you talk to him.
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When I talk to him?
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Oh, Philip.
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Where I come from, bed wedding talks are
a father and son thing.
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You know, like duck hunting.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll talk to him next time he has a duck
in his bed.
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And another thing, Sam.
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Why do you always have to follow me so
closely when I'm walking home from
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with my friends?
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Those are your friends?
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I thought those were just girls.
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I hope I was never this young.
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Arnold, I wonder if I might have a word
with Sam alone.
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Sure, Maggie.
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Well, I still have some paperwork to do
in the den, so I'll see you to a dinner.
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Come sit down over here, son.
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Sure, Mama.
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So, what's up?
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Say, McKinney, I'm a little upset with
you.
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How come, Mama? Report cards don't come
out until next week.
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I want to know why I have to find out
from Pearl that my big grown -up boy has
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been wetting his bed.
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Oh.
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It wasn't me, Mama.
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Honest. Now, don't you feel, too?
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You never hide anything from your mama.
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Why didn't you come tell me what was
happening to you?
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Because I was ashamed of myself.
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Oh, well, I can understand that. But
you're not going to feel like that
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when you stop wetting your bed.
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Hey, Sam, have you been feeling all
right?
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Yes.
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Well, what on earth is wrong with you?
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There's been something wrong.
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What do you think it is?
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I don't know, Mom.
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I don't understand this.
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When I have to go to the bathroom, I
just get up out of the bed and go.
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Your mama's counting on you to get
yourself straightened out. Do you hear?
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Okay, Mama.
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Good boy.
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Mama? Mm -hmm?
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Please don't tell Arnold. He'd think I'm
just a big baby.
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Don't you worry, sweetheart.
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Your mama's not going to let a word of
this leak out.
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sure snores loud.
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See, I was with the hair dryer.
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Oh, uh, my toes were cold.
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Well,
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it's almost time to get up anyway.
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I'm gonna go in and take a shower. Hey,
that's a great idea. Why don't you go do
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that?
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I took a shower last night.
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A guy has only so many showers in a
lifetime, and... I don't want to die
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Sure, Arnold.
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Well, might as well get dressed and go
down for breakfast, right?
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Nah, since I saved shower time, I'm
gonna get some more shut -eye. No!
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Sam, you're too young to be this weird.
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I just want to catch a few more Z's.
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and fresh now. Thanks, Pearl.
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Must have been a rough morning, huh?
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I always hoped my first waterbed would
be different.
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Poor little Sam. I hope the doctor can
help solve his problem.
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Why don't we just have him scotch
-guarded?
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Here we are.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi. So, how did it go? Is everything
going to be all right? Everything is
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to be just fine.
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Sam, why don't you take that up to your
room, would you please?
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Okay.
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What'd the doctor say?
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Well, Sam does not have a medical
problem. In fact, he says most of the
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these things are all psychological.
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Psychological?
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Sam? Yeah, apparently that's not really
very unusual when a child is becoming
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part of a new family.
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He's just a little shaky right now.
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He doesn't know quite where he fits in.
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I think Sam fits in great.
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Every family needs a pain in the neck.
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we've got two.
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What's Wilma Scott to do with this?
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Dr. Glassman says that we have to show
Sam that we love him and that he's an
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important part of his family. And that
means everybody, Arnold.
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Okay, but if I'm nice to Sam, he's gonna
know something's wrong.
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But I'll give it a try.
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Well, I just feel awful.
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I was so wrong to scold Sam yesterday.
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No. Maggie, Maggie, don't be so hard on
yourself.
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You made a mistake.
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Guess what? You're human.
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Well, the doctor said I made him
withdraw even more.
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But he also said these things are almost
always temporary. Sam's going to be
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okay. I'll tell you what. Let's all get
together and really make him feel good
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about himself.
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I know just the thing. I'll fix his
favorite dinner tonight.
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Oh, great.
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Southern fried spaghetti.
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You're right. I'll fix his second
favorite dinner.
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That would be wonderful, Pearl.
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And I'll rip up his favorite dessert.
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Oh, it's sponge cake.
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Sam, honey, would you like a gulp of
milk?
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Yes, please.
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What's a gulp?
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Oh, that's just an old southern
expression.
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You want one gulp or two, Sam? Three
gulps, please.
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Fine.
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work for you, Arnold. You're not from
the South.
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He's right, Arnold.
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Works for Sam because he's my special
little red -headed peanut.
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Oh, come on.
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It'll work for me, too. I'll prove it to
you.
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Please put some milk in my glass.
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Okay.
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Told you.
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How's your steak, Sam?
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for you, Sam.
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Thank you. A little more butter on your
mashed potatoes, Sam. That'd be great.
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How about some gravy, Sam?
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That'd be great. Thanks, Mr. D. Mm -hmm.
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Don't mind if I do, Dad.
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There you go, Arnold.
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Sam, I hear that you're quite a terror
on the soccer field.
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Yeah, I like soccer a lot.
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Uh, oh, Dad, rolls?
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Just a minute, Arnold. What position do
you like to play, Sam?
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Goalie.
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Uh, Maggie?
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Just a minute.
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Ask Sam how far he can kick the ball.
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Sam, how far can you kick the ball?
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Oh, a long, long way. I'm pretty strong,
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Here you go, honey.
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have ever seen you do.
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Wrap it up.
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I sure wish I was a fish too.
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That way, nobody knows I went in my bed.
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Come in.
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Sam, can we speak to you for a moment,
please?
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Yes, sir.
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Sam, we're sorry.
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We realize that even though it was wrong
for Arnold to say what he did... Yes,
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it was.
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Very wrong. Terribly wrong.
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I get the idea.
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It was just as wrong for us to keep
fawning all over you.
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That was the only part I liked.
328
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You're all making much too big a deal of
the whole thing, Sam.
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I think it's time for us to forget the
psychological mumbo -jumbo and try the
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scientific approach. Scientific?
331
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Couldn't you just spread some newspapers
under me?
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Now, Sam, you look here.
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This sheet.
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It's connected to this little bell.
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As soon as this sheet gets wet, the bell
goes off and wakes up Sam.
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Oh, great!
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Terrific! Swell!
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Dad, can I speak to you a moment in
private?
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Sure. Now, why don't you two see if this
special sheet will fit Sam's bed? Come
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on, honey, this will be fun.
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Yeah, fun.
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What is it, Arnold?
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Um, Dad, are you sure that contraption's
gonna work?
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Of course.
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Well, you know, I have to sleep under
him. Get my drift?
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I'm talking April showers here.
347
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No, I can't, Arnold. As soon as one drop
hits the sheet, the bell will go off,
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it'll wake Sam up, and he'll go to the
bathroom.
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I got a better idea. Let him sleep in
the tub.
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Arnold.
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Then at least let him switch places with
me. Have him sleep in the bottom bunk.
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No, Arnold, that'll make it look as if
you don't trust him.
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I don't.
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This used to be my old hangout when I
was upset about something.
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I fell asleep in that sink once and old
Mrs. Turner accidentally dumped a whole
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box of starch on me.
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I had to stiff up her lip for a week.
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You're teasing me again.
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Oh, she had to hang me out to dry.
360
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Look, see the clothespin marks?
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That really didn't happen.
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No, but I made you laugh, didn't I?
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As you can see, I'm not too big on small
talk.
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You know, I've been trying real hard to
stop wetting my bed, and I think I'm
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going to need your help.
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Anything. Shoot.
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No more bad jokes.
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Hey, they all can't be gems.
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Just kidding around.
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I mean, who knew you'd be such a wet
blanket?
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Bad choice of words.
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Pam, please.
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00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,220
I really am sorry.
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00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:28,920
I don't think you like me anymore. You
think I'm just a big baby.
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00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,700
No, I don't. I like you a whole lot.
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00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:33,980
You do?
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What about that big baby part?
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You're no baby.
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00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:41,110
Remember I've... how far you can kick a
soccer ball.
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00:25:41,430 --> 00:25:42,930
Well, it is pretty awesome.
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00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:49,630
Sam, all you have to remember is that
everybody does something embarrassing
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they're a kid.
383
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Really? Yeah.
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That's half the fun of being a kid.
385
00:25:55,190 --> 00:25:58,230
Yeah. So far, this week's been a riot.
386
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:01,550
Hey, Sam.
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You've done so well the past week, I
decided to get you something really
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special. Something you've really been
wanting.
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00:26:08,190 --> 00:26:09,190
You're kidding!
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I want to talk to you for a minute.
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Oh, what's up?
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Well, uh, Sam, I know it's tough moving
in with the new family.
393
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I had to go through that myself.
394
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:59,280
What I'm trying to say is, what I mean
is, even though you're small, you're a
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very big part of this family.
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And any time that you have a problem,
you just come and see me.
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And together we'll work it out.
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Got it, little bro?
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Got it, big bro.
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Put her there.
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00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:17,990
I don't think I have the strength to
feed myself.
402
00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:19,370
Would you mind?
403
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:20,610
Oh, Malcolm.
404
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:25,170
You really are sick, aren't you? Oh,
yeah. I've been laying here suffering
405
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:31,110
day. Oh, and here I am thinking you just
wanted to get me here alone.
406
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:33,710
What's with all the candles?
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Aromatherapy.
408
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:41,090
Yeah, yeah. The pink ones are essence of
Pepto -Bismol.
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You should
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have
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stayed at the game. You would have had a
better chance with one of the nuns.
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00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:20,900
Hey man, don't even listen to that. her,
man. I tried hitting on one of them
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00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:24,000
nuns. Nuns don't give you none just like
you didn't get none.
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00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,650
Playtime. Oh, let's go play some pool.
415
00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:17,810
Did I say playtime? I meant bedtime,
mister.
416
00:30:18,010 --> 00:30:21,230
Oh, no, come on, man. I'll play with my
left hand and spot you with four balls.
417
00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:21,929
How much?
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00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:22,930
Whatever's in your pocket.
419
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:27,650
Uh, we're gonna play for some lint, 37
cents, and a pop -pop pair to spend.
420
00:30:27,890 --> 00:30:30,870
Well, you know, that does raise the
stakes from the last game. That's cool.
421
00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,950
Let's go. I'm gonna beat you crazy, you
know what I'm saying?
422
00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:37,270
Nicolette, 12 o 'clock.
423
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,010
That's a man.
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00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:42,170
Cute, but I don't like that much cream
in my coffee.
425
00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:50,550
Flippin', that is Preston Cashmere
Alexander. He's one of Essence
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00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:51,930
most eligible bad boys.
427
00:30:52,290 --> 00:30:57,390
He owns six hotels, three homes, drives
a Lamborghini, he's a Capricorn, and his
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favorite food is rack of lamb.
429
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:01,870
Yet you can't remember when you bought
your car.
430
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,740
I'm looking for an old college buddy of
mine. A guy by the name of Malcolm
431
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,480
McGee. Oh, yeah.
432
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,300
You stay right there.
433
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,760
I'll page him for you.
434
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,680
Malcolm!
435
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,920
Somebody here to see you.
436
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:34,140
Preston.
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00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,640
Preston Alexander.
438
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:41,100
Malcolm Moneymaker McGee. What's up,
Cassie? He does you well, man. Look at
439
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:42,239
You're looking good.
440
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,240
Let me get you something.
441
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,180
Let me guess, you still drink here in
Cavasier?
442
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,120
I better. I own part of the company.
443
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:48,859
Uh -oh.
444
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:49,860
Excuse me.
445
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,400
You go ahead with your bad self. Your
money is no good here, baby.
446
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,760
I own the bar.
447
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,540
The hottest sports bar in KC. No
kidding?
448
00:31:57,740 --> 00:32:00,840
Yes, sir. You know, I just bought the
hottest hotel in KC.
449
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:04,400
There you go again, Preston. Always
trying to top a brother.
450
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,580
Don't let me have to take it to you
again, my man.
451
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,400
Again? When did you take it to me the
last time?
452
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,940
Let me clear the cobwebs for you.
453
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:20,140
I think you lost a game of pool to me.
May 16th, 1992, 4 .37 p .m., 66 degrees,
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00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,320
scattered showers, but then again, there
might have been your tears, baby.
455
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,100
You know, it might be nice for us to
pick up a pool cue again.
456
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:31,220
Well, I have a table in the back.
457
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,340
I can take you back to school if you
like.
458
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:36,640
You know, I was just back at school.
They named a building after me.
459
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:40,580
Really? Well, my guess is it sure as
hell wasn't a pool hall.
460
00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:44,860
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00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,460
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try to do right by it. But when you
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463
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