Original subtitles

All right, folks, I am glad you stuck around with me here at BET Now.

I'm going to sign off from Dr.

Denham, South Street, Philadelphia.

All right, now I told you I was going to be here all week.

I got my stuff, and I want to say finally, Mom, get up and go to work. I

you're watching the show. It's time for you to get out the house right now. All

right, leave.

The beat of just one drum What might be right for you May not be right for some

A man is born He's a man of needs Then along come two They got

nothing but the genes But they got different strokes to take Different

to take Different strokes to move the world Everybody's got a special

kind of story Everybody finds a way to shine

It's a cake.

Then chew on your cud.

This food is for your daddy's surprise party.

So the surprise will be no pickles.

Hi, Arnold.

Hi. How about lending a mouth with some of these balloons?

Okay. Oh, I just love birthday parties.

They always make me feel like a kid.

How old a kid are you, Maggie?

Oh, look at that awkward age.

Awkward age?

Yeah. Telling you would be very awkward.

You shouldn't be embarrassed about your age, Maggie. I don't mind admitting that

I'm 23.

In fact, I insist on it.

You fellas want a sneak preview of your dad's special birthday cake?

Sure. Hey, how about a tape?

Me too.

Ta -da.

That's a cake.

That's right.

All right.

Well, how about that? You got dad's head on a platter.

Phil the Baptist.

Hey, that's terrific, Maggie.

It looks just like dad.

Even the frosting on top is receding.

You wouldn't have to go through all this trouble for my birthday to capture the

real me.

Just get me an angel food cake.

Or a fruit cake with nuts on it.

Pearl, are you sure Mr. Drummond won't be back till after six?

I'm sure. He's at the health club.

Good. I don't want him to catch me before the surprise.

I told him I wouldn't be back to town till tomorrow.

That's the nice thing about surprise parties. You can lie through your teeth

come out a better person for it.

Drummond residence.

What? Oh, thanks.

That was the doorman. Mr. Drummond's on his way up now.

He double -cropped us.

Grab everything out of here. What?

I thought you were going to the club for a workout.

No, no, I changed my mind. Why?

Birthday blues.

Today, I'm 52. I looked in the mirror and I said, what's the use?

Oh, come on, Dad.

You still got a lot of miles left in the old crate.

Yeah, get a lube, an oil change, set your speedometer back, and you'll be as

good as new.

To tell you the truth, I'd feel a lot better if Maggie were here.

She didn't care enough even to stay in town for my birthday.

Anyway, listen.

Why don't we all go out tonight and have a family celebration?

Uh, Dad, um, we all have plans for tonight. You said don't fuss over your

birthday. Yeah, but you didn't have to believe me.

We'll break our plans if you want, Dad.

I can see Michael Jackson any time. I don't mind standing in line for three

again.

No, no, that's okay. You kids go ahead.

Have a great time. Don't worry about me. Home all alone on my birthday like a

homeless dog.

Dad, you know what's wrong with you. Yeah, I'm old.

He means besides that.

Dad, it's not you that's old. It's your wardrobe.

I mean, look at you.

That's what you wear at a funeral.

And I mean the guy in the box.

Dad, I'm going to take you out right now to do some shopping.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

He's right. You look terrible.

Hey, Dad, what you need is some get up and go. So why don't we get up and go?

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Dad, I'm not going to take no for an answer. I'm

to go out and buy you a whole new wardrobe, my treat.

Your treat?

How can you afford that?

Easy. With a credit card.

Dad. It'll do you some good.

Like when a woman feels bad, she goes out and buys a new dress.

Okay, but only if you buy me matching shoes and a hat.

That's the spirit, Dad. Go out and get some new threads, and you'll be like a

new man.

Bye, Mom. See you later. Bye -bye.

Oh, he misses me.

He's so sweet and so darn gullible.

Boy, that was close.

If he had have gone in the kitchen, he would have seen the tape.

the evidence oh no you don't you take one bite of that cake and i'll have your

head on a platter if you're hungry go bite a balloon on the next iron

ring dip set trials come to a close i told you this is

far better than boxing see who's eliminated from the iron

ring tomorrow at 10 30 The phone company has an important message for its

customers. Don't listen to Vonage. Well, over 2 million people have already

switched to Vonage. Oh, really?

With Vonage, you get unlimited local and long -distance calls for just $24 .99 a

month.

Unlimited for just $24 .99?

What do you charge?

Hey, for over 100 years, the only thing we've changed is... Your prices?

Sign up now with Vonage and get one month free using your high -speed

connection. Call 1 -800 -483 -0838 or go online today.

There is a

joyful

sound.

It's a powerful sound.

It's the sound of the gospel choir.

Time Life proudly present Voices, the ultimate gospel choir collection.

You'll hear Kirk Franklin, Hezekiah Walker, Donald Lawrence, Walter Hawkins.

Two CDs of gospel choir classics.

Get Voices.

24 gospel choir classics on two CDs for just $24 .99.

But wait. Order in the next 10 minutes with your credit card, and we'll cut the

price to just $14 .99.

That's two CDs for just $14 .99.

Then review other great gospel collections.

satisfaction guarantee.

So call now to get

Voices on two CDs for just $14 .99.

Call 1 -800 -784 -7616 to order Voices, the ultimate gospel choir collection on

two CDs for just $14 .99 plus shipping and handling when you use your credit

card. Call now or order online at timelife .com slash voices.

If you've been hurt in a car accident, a fall, or any kind of accident, you may

be entitled to money. Get the money you deserve for your injuries.

Call the Lawyers Group. Call 1 -800 -607 -2020.

The call is free. The advice is free. Call 1 -800 -607 -2020.

If you've been hurt in any kind of accident, Lawyers Group is waiting for

call. Call toll free. 1 -800 -607 -2020.

I heard Daddy down here, so I stayed upstairs.

Smart move, even for you.

Hey, I'm going downtown to pick up Dad's present. Want to come with me? No way.

It's cold out there.

I know a great little pizza parlor on the way.

So what?

I'm cleaning.

Let's go.

You better tell someone you're coming with me.

Oh, yeah, right.

Believe you, bust that thing, Arnold.

It was all a fail. It's a genuine three -stage rocket.

And you're a genuine three -stage knucklehead.

I can't help it if I'm nuts about outer space.

Maybe I'll be the second black astronaut.

Or in my case, half -astronaut.

How much money do you have left?

What? I spent all mine on Dad's present. We need some to get home.

How much do you have left?

Nothing.

How could you be so stupid?

It runs in the family.

Well, hail the cab and the doorman can pay him when we get there.

Good idea.

I knew I'd think of something.

shows in your face. It's all an attitude.

Let me do this.

I have that rich look.

It's all an attitude.

Watch this.

says we should never do that.

I know, Arnold, but we've got to do something. It's freezing out here. I'm

to be a blonde popsicle.

Hi, where are you going?

It's a park in 70th. Can you give us a lift? Sure, hop in.

Oh, great.

Oh, good.

You must be chilled to the bones.

Yeah.

This is Arnold. Thanks for the ride. No problem.

That looks like a rocket you've got there, Arnold.

Yeah, three stages.

I'm a space freak.

Oh, me too.

I'm doing some work for an aerospace company.

Oh, you're a pilot or something?

No, commercial artist.

I'm doing a layout for some new secret experimental models.

Secret? Hey, tell us about them.

I probably shouldn't. It's for the military.

Well, if it's a military secret, some kid with a computer probably already

about it.

Well, I don't suppose it's a heavy -duty secret.

As a matter of fact, I've got some tapes at home of outer space photography I'll

bet you'd like to see. Would I?

Does Mr. T like gold chains?

Did you say 70th Street?

Right. Hey, don't change the subject.

Any chance of seeing those videotapes?

What are you, the spy that came in from the cold?

I've got the tapes at home.

I'll give you my card. You may call sometime.

Hey, how about right now and I'll save a dime?

Uh, Arnold, I really think we should be getting home. It's our father's

birthday. Yeah, but he won't be home for a couple of hours yet.

I mean, you know, this is a chance of a lifetime.

Well, I only live a few blocks from where you're going. I mean, there's no

imposition if he really wants to see the tape.

Well, okay. I guess we can spare a few minutes.

Great. Fasten your seatbelts and let's blast off.

You're my kind of guy, Bill.

Thanks, Isle.

You know, we can become good friends if you got the right stuff in the

refrigerator.

Come on in. Make yourself at home.

You have a lovely apartment.

I love your paintings.

I'll give you a compliment to the artist.

Good job, Bill.

I'm impressed.

Well, these things are nice, but let's get to the space stuff.

You've got it, Arnold.

My tape machine is right in here.

I'll be right back, Kimberly. Okay.

You just sit right down on the bed.

I'll put the tape in the machine.

Oh, boy, front row spinner.

You know, with an attraction like this, I could bring my friends over here and

charge admission.

Oh, I couldn't take money for this, Arnold.

I could.

This is the real thing, an actual rocket launching.

It's just like being there.

So if the wind is rattled and the bed starts to shake, Don't panic.

It's just the subway.

I've been on the subway.

Some of those people that ride it look like they're from outer space.

You know, you're weightless in space.

So you make sure you hold on to this authentic moon rock in case you start to

float around.

I won't float. I had a big lunch.

Great cassette. You're going to love it. All right.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Put this on so you feel like a real member of the space program.

It sure is dark out here in space.

Laps up.

Ready to blast off.

Have fun, little buddy.

Well, I finally got an Arnold taken care of.

This is really very nice of you. I know Arnold will remember this for a long

time.

Good.

You know, Kimberly, I had an idea.

This is classic style.

Meet Chicago style.

The cleaning power of Tide now meets Dawn Stain Scrubbers. A powerful pre

-treating boost.

Unlocks and removes tough stains even better than both the next leading

detergent and leading pre -treater combined.

Because clean is never out of style.

New Tide with Dawn Stain Scrubbers. Your Tide is showing.

There comes a time when the single life ends.

I always... Who knew she'd marry big? You thought that after the second

Yep. After the 15th? Uh -huh.

And the rest of your life. I don't want to screw it up. You won't. Be gay.

200 people? Don't you want? I want you. That's what I want. We've got a problem.

On May 30th. I let the wedding get bigger than big.

Fall in love all over again.

Sex and the City. Rated R. May 30th only in theaters.

The soothing scent of lavender.

Calming and relaxing experiences in your clothes.

Vanilla and lavender from Downey's Simple Pleasures.

The scent of gardenia, refreshing, enlivening, uplifting.

Now in your clothes.

Introducing gardenia and pear blossom from Downey's Simple Pleasures.

Even more dreams will come true during the 2008 Disney Dreams Giveaway.

Like an overnight stay in the Cinderella Castle.

Magical dream fast passes and other surprises.

Becoming Grand Marshal in Disney parades around the globe.

Even stay overnight in the park in the Disneyland Dream Suite, originally

designed for Walt Disney himself.

It's all going on now as part of the Year of a Million Dreams at the place

dreams come true. Visit DisneyParks .com.

Hey, I found a dollar on your couch. Are you fit? You sure?

It's a dollar. It won't get me anything these days. You can turn that dollar

into a KFC snacker. Big taste, big variety, small coin. The 99 cent snacker

at KFC. Grab one and go for just 99 cents. KFC!

KFC!

KFC! KFC!

KFC! KFC!

KFC! KFC! KFC! KFC! KFC!

KFC!

What's up, everyone? Pete here, and welcome to Blue Hippo, where anyone can

a brand -new, brand -name computer regardless of their credit. Take a look

this. You can send emails, download music and video, even organize your

finances. This is a fully -loaded desktop computer.

Let's take a call.

Hello, caller?

Yeah, hi. I have really bad credit, and I've been turned down before. Can you

really help me get a computer?

Do you have an active checking account and a home phone number?

Yes, I do. Well, that's all you need.

So whether you want a desktop or you prefer the convenience of a laptop, you

get either one regardless of your credit.

And if you order now, we'll send you a free color printer and a free flat

-screen TV so you can watch your favorite shows and movies and print and

digital photos. So to be clear...

When you order today, you can get your choice of a brand -new desktop or laptop

with tons of great software, plus a free color printer and a free LCD TV.

And remember, there is no credit check, and your approval is guaranteed.

But you must call Blue Hippo now.

The College Hill crew brings the ATL to the UK.

We were just having fun, but Drew, I don't know what is up with him.

College Hill, Atlanta.

In high school, it was all about the French twist, the taffeta, and the

ability to cover up my acne. Now it's all about uncovering the real me.

Wasn't it enough to be preserved in my prom pictures with a clip -on tie and a

face full of acne?

Panoxyl Foaming, Washing, Cleansing Bar have dermatologist -recommended

ingredients proven to reduce acne on the face, chest, and back.

Now it's all about the glitz and the glamour. And the company. Get real. Get

medicated Panoxyl. Brought to you by Stiebel. If condition persists, see your

doctor.

Here you go.

Thank you, Mr. Hines. I'll be right back with your check. How often you check

your credit, chances are less than you need to. Not a good idea these days.

identity could be stolen faster than you can say heartburn. Thank you, Mr.

Hines. Come back and see us again soon.

Thank you.

So keep an eye on yours all year long with 24 -7 credit monitoring from True

Credit.

Day U.

Well,

okay.

You know, you're very attractive.

Look, why don't you sit a little closer so I can see those beautiful features?

Okay.

I really wish I didn't have these freckles.

No problems. I'll just leave the freckles out.

Thanks. I just want to make you happy.

I suppose a girl like you has a boyfriend.

No one's steady.

Me either.

Relationships are difficult, aren't they?

The worst thing is when you like someone and they reject you.

That upsets me. That really upsets me.

I guess I wouldn't be too happy about that myself.

I mean, the trouble is, people are always in a hurry. They don't have time

really get to know you, to find out what you're really like inside.

Yeah.

I guess I know what you mean.

Look, if this is going to take long, why don't we do it some other time? I

really do have to be going. Oh, no, I'll be finished in a minute, and then I'll

drive you home.

I mean, what's the sense of my going to such a trouble for you if you won't let

me finish?

I'm sorry, but I really do have to... Sit down.

Please.

Sorry, I didn't mean to raise my voice.

Alka, could we please hurry?

Of course.

You have beautiful hair.

Hello, Drummond residence.

What? Oh, thanks.

That was the doorman.

Willis and Mr. Drummond are on their way up now. Oh, no. They got back for

Kimberly and Arnold.

Well, that means we're the surprise party.

Better get our little behinds out of sight.

That's easy for you to say.

Hey,

what in the world is going on here?

Happy birthday!

I never thought I'd come between you two.

What are you doing here? I thought you said you were going to be out of town.

She just used that as a cover -up, Dad.

In fact, I was hiding under the desk when you were here earlier.

You're kidding.

She didn't even care enough to stay in town on my birthday.

I am sorry about that.

Where's the rest of the gang?

Oh, Kimberly and Arnold went downtown to pick up your present. I'm sure they'll

be back any minute. Yeah, you know Arnold. He probably talked Kimberly into

stopping at the video arcade.

That's still them, the new bad threads you got on, brother.

Yeah.

Let's see what you got on, Phillip.

I am not sure that you're ready for this.

Oh, come on. Take it off.

Take it all off.

Mr. Drummond, you look terrific.

I feel like a damn fool.

Dad, you look really sharp.

Maybe, but I am going to change my clothes.

Are you almost finished? My dad's probably home by now. I really should be

going. How can I finish when you keep changing expressions? You keep losing

I'm trying to capture.

Look, couldn't we just forget it? The catch really isn't that important.

How can you say that?

I'm trying to do something nice for you and you're being ungrateful.

I didn't mean to be. I really do have to go.

You'll go when I say so.

You're hurting me.

Sit down and don't move.

Don't make me do something you'll be sorry for.

This is great.

Hey!

Hey, Bill!

The door's locked!

Watch some more TV, Arnold.

Hey! Hey!

Open the door!

What's going on in there?

I'm doing a sketch of your sister, and I need a little quiet.

Hey, come on!

Tell him everything is fine.

Tell him.

Everything's all right, Arnold. We'll be done in a minute.

Hey, come on.

Open the door.

Why is the door locked? Let me out of here.

Arnold, honey, please stop your banging. It's okay.

Hey, come on.

Open the door. What's going on in there? Let me out of here. Arnold, stop.

Look, why don't you let him out of there? We really do have to go home.

You said you liked my place. Why are you changing on me? Why are you getting so

uptight?

Look, why don't you come home with Arnold and me? We're having a party.

We could have a real good time.

Why don't we celebrate here?

Just us.

Look, you have to understand I've been under a lot of pressure lately. All I

really need is to relax and unwind a little bit.

I like your company.

Oh, don't touch me. You mustn't be afraid of me. You've got to learn to

me.

I hope that guy doesn't do anything to Kimberly, because if he does, he's going

to be picking teeth out of his kneecap.

You have to learn to trust me.

You shouldn't have done that. Now, you've made me very...

I have to put you in here till I can take care of Arnold. Arnold! Arnold, no,

no. Don't hurt Arnold. What are you going to do? No! I'm not going to do

anything as long as you behave yourself.

I can't open it either. It's stuck.

If you love your sister and you don't want to see her hurt, then you'll shut

Do you hear me?

Where is Kimberly? What have you done with her?

Nothing's going to happen to her as long as you're a good little astronaut.

the river for this i'm gonna be eating cold beans off a tin plate for 20 years

i'm gonna call the police when we get out of here

we are getting out of here aren't we

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. For many boys, he's a better beat than

a long come to.

They got nothing but the genes that they got.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world if it doesn't take.

Different strokes to move the world.