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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for
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you may not be right for some. A man is
born, he's a man of means.
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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different
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strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs and you'll
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have yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine. It takes
different strokes to move the world. It
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takes different strokes to move the
world.
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Hey, here's something interesting,
Arnold.
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What's that?
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It says in my biology book that the
average human brain weighs three pounds.
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would be average.
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You believe this?
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It is 10 o 'clock and your sister's not
home yet.
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What's the big deal, Dad? She's just a
few minutes late.
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Yeah, she's probably downstairs in a
taxi slobbering all over her date.
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That's not funny, Arnold.
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I don't like her seeing that guy, David.
What's wrong with him?
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He's too old for her and he's too
arrogant and cocky for me.
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Mr. Drummond, do you need anything
before I turn in? No, thank you, Pearl.
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all be turning in pretty soon.
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Yeah, we're just going to spend a few
more minutes ripping Jimmerly's date to
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shreds behind his back.
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Is she out with David again?
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Yes.
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There's something about that boy I don't
like, and I think I've narrowed it down
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to what it is.
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Everything.
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I know just how Kimberly feels. When I
was a young girl, I had exactly the same
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problem. Really? An obnoxious boyfriend?
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No, an impossible father.
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Oh, no offense.
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I just don't think David is the kind of
boy that Kimberly ought to be seeing.
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You know, he's a college dropout.
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Oh, no, a college dropout? You mean they
let him still run loose on the streets?
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Willis, go to your room.
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Yeah, when Dad wants your opinion, he'll
give you one.
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Good night, boys. Good night, Dad.
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I don't mean to butt in, Mr. Drummond.
But you will.
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Of course.
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I really don't think that you should
worry about it. You know how teenagers
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One week they like one fellow, the next
they like a different one.
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I sure hope you're right.
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I don't think there's anything to worry
about with Kimberly and that David.
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Good night, David.
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Good night, Kimberly.
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Good night, David.
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Good night, Kimberly.
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Good night,
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David. Oh, this isn't working. I think
we should try a different approach.
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It won't work. We've tried them all. I
just hate to leave you. I hate to leave
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you, too.
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Then why do we torture ourselves?
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I love you. You love me. We should be
living together.
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Oh, David, we've talked about this a
hundred times.
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What are you trying to do, wear me down?
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You bet.
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Come on, what's the difference,
Kimberly? We're going to be married one
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anyhow. Shh, not so loud. My father
doesn't even know we date this much. He
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thinks I see a lot of guys. He'd never
let me move in with you.
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I've got an idea. And your father
wouldn't even have to know. What do you
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I mean just tell him you're moving in
with my sister, Michelle.
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What could be simpler?
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David, he wouldn't even let me move in
with her. I'm still in high school,
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remember?
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Besides, much as I'm tempted, I wouldn't
feel right lying to my father. So could
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we please just drop the ticket?
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Consider it dropped.
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Period. Finito.
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End of discussion.
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Thank you.
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Did I mention I do the laundry?
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I just want to be with you all the time.
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Well, you can have another ten minutes.
Come on in. No.
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Well, your father's probably up, and in
case you haven't noticed, the man is not
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my biggest fan.
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I mean, I'm about as welcome as a case
of swine flu.
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Hello, David. So nice to see you.
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Come on, Daddy's not that bad. Come on
in.
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Besides, the only way he's going to get
to like you is if he knows you better.
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Okay. I'll give it another shot.
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That's the spirit. But remember, no
nuzzling or holding hands. Try to
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yourself. I'll try.
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But your dad is so cute.
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Well, it looks like your dad's not even
here. Oh, yes, he is.
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Oh, Daddy, um, you remember David.
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Hello, David. So nice to see you.
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Well, here we all are.
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Daddy, can I get you something?
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A couple of aspirins. I suddenly have a
headache.
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Sure, right away. David, sit. Talk to
Daddy. He's in pain.
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Oh, I know that feeling.
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So?
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So, how's business, Mr. Drummond?
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Can't complain.
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How are things in the world of computer
software?
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I hear that a lot of little companies
like yours have been going bankrupt
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lately.
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Well, not mine. Things have never been
better.
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Oh, really? Yeah.
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Sales are up. I'm expanding.
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Expanding? Mm -hmm. What did you do? Buy
a stapler?
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Well, we all have to start somewhere,
Mr. Drummond.
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We can't all inherit it like you did.
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It happens that I have always worked
very hard for my money. I know.
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In fact, I read a very impressive
article about you.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, a real rags -to -riches story.
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It said you started out a poor
millionaire and you ended up a rich one.
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That's true, but it's not as easy as it
sounds. Now, if you want some good
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business advice... Thanks, but if I make
any mistakes, I'd like them to be my
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own.
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You know, you're like a lot of the kids
today. You think you know it all.
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Instead of staying in college and
getting a good education, you were in
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hurry to make it big overnight that you
dropped out, right?
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No.
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My parents were going into hock to send
me through school.
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I started working nights to get my
business going, and it suddenly started
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great.
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Is there anything wrong with being a
self -made man?
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Where are those aspirin?
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Here you go, Daddy.
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Well, I think I should be going.
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Kimberly, I'll speak to you soon.
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Good night, Mr. Drummond. Good night,
David.
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So, did you and David have a nice little
talk?
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Well, I'll tell you.
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When I first met David, I didn't like
him very much.
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But now that I've gotten to know him, I
can't stand him.
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You want to put Omar back on the street?
This ain't him. That means someone else
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is walking on y 'all.
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Hey, right, girl. Snoop, Snoop, yo,
Snoop, yo. The Wire, Wednesday at 9 .30,
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it's very nice to respect your parents'
wishes, but If there's one thing I've
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learned, it's that you've got to live
your own life.
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Michelle, I just cannot move in with
David. My father would disown me right
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after he killed me.
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I just don't understand this.
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You're always complaining that you don't
have any privacy around here and that
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you're tired of being cross -examined by
your father.
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Michelle, it would be dishonest to try
and fool Daddy.
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Well, you're being dishonest now,
sneaking around with David and making
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father think you're dating other guys.
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You've got a point there.
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Just move in with him for a while. Long
enough to find out if that's what you
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really want.
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Trust me.
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The plan is going to work, and you will
be my roommate before you know it.
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Roommate? You moving out, Kimberly?
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Hello, Arnold.
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Hi. We were just saying how nice it
would be if your dad would let Kimberly
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in with me.
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Nice? It would be heaven.
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I would get Kimberly's room and I
wouldn't have to watch Willis flex his
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muscles in the mirror.
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Well, let's just hope we can convince
Daddy.
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You'll convince him, all right. That
you're moving out so you can see more of
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David.
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Gee, I never thought of that.
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I have the advantage of an uncluttered
mind.
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Seeing David has got nothing to do with
it, Arnold. I need a little privacy at
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this point in my life.
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And maybe you could be helpful, Arnold.
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I'll do anything to get Kimberly out of
the house.
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Well, Kimberly does date other guys,
Arnold.
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When your father gets home, maybe you
could go up to your room and phone down
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here. You know, like you were one of the
guys asking Kimberly for a date. That's
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a great idea. Would you do that, Arnold?
Of course, the sneaky.
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But I won't use my normal voice.
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I'll use something even sexier.
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I love Arnold.
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Oh, please, no kisses. I chat easily.
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Yeah. Oh, hi, Michelle. Hi.
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How was your game, guys? Oh, it's
riveting. You should have seen me. I was
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some new moves. I'm talking smooth,
right, Dad? Right.
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Then the girls left and we played some
basketball.
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Well, I'm going to go upstairs and pick
out my socks for tomorrow.
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What's the hurry?
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If you keep putting these things off,
they'll just pile up on you.
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That kid lives in his own little world.
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How's it going, Michelle?
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Oh, not too good.
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I've got a real problem.
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Well, what's the matter? Maybe we can be
helpful.
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Well, I just don't know what I'm going
to do.
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My roommate suddenly moved out, and I
can't afford my apartment by myself.
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I guess I'll have to move, and you know
how impossible it is to find a decent,
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reasonable apartment in New York.
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Well, can't you find another roommate?
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Well, I've tried.
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But it's not easy to find someone that
you can get along with and like and
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trust. There must be someone you know.
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Well, as a matter of fact, there is.
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But I'm sure you wouldn't approve, Mr.
Drummond. I wouldn't approve.
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Why not?
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Because it's Kimberly.
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You're right. I wouldn't approve.
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Please, Daddy, it would really help out
Michelle, and I'll be going away to
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college anyway soon. You can think of it
as kind of like a dress rehearsal for
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me being on my own.
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Yeah, Dad, I finally have a room to
myself.
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You don't know what it's like sleeping
in the bunk below Arnold.
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Every night I hear the patter of his
little feet on my face.
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Is this my little coochie -coo?
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is Brad, baby.
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Hello, Brad. How are you?
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Lonesome. I count every minute I'm away
from my fragrant flower of femininity.
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Oh, Brad.
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You sweet talker, you.
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Listen, how about you and me splitting a
Kool -Aid and slow dancing until dawn?
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I'm sorry, but I'm seeing Ron on Friday
and...
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Oh, I'm afraid Saturday's out, too.
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Steve's got a football game.
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Well, maybe some other time, pussycat.
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Meanwhile, keep your whiskers dry.
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Oh, I will.
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Thanks for calling, Fred.
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Check you later, frecklehead.
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Boy, Kimberly, you sure do have a lot of
dates.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I know a lot of nice
guys.
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I wouldn't want to get serious about
anyone in particular.
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Keep up the good work.
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Well, how about it, Mr. Drummond? Can
Kimberly move in with me?
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Oh, please, Daddy. It's not forever.
Just till Michelle finds another
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Yes, say yes. Do us all a favor.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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First of all, I would like to go and
check out Michelle's apartment.
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Oh, thanks!
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Well, think of it as a definite maybe.
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As a matter of fact, I have some time
this afternoon, Michelle.
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This afternoon?
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Oh,
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I mean, that'd be great.
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That'll give me a little time to get
over there and straighten things up.
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You know, pantyhose drying on the
radiator.
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See you later.
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Well, I think we did a pretty good job.
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We got rid of every sign that a man
lives here.
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00:21:00,429 --> 00:21:03,250
Why? Sorry, Christy, but it's over
between us anyway.
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You better get out of here, too. Right.
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Oh, no.
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Get behind.
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Where?
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The fire escape.
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No way. It's raining outside. Do you
want Mr. Drummond to see you?
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I'm singing in the rain. I'm singing in
the rain. What a glorious day.
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Be right there.
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Hello. Here we are.
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Sorry to keep you waiting. I was in the
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All right.
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Oh, hey.
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This is a charming little apartment.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Drummond.
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Let me give you the grand tour.
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This is the living room. That's the
kitchen. That's the bedroom. That's the
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bathroom. That's the closet.
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Are you sure that wasn't the economy
tour?
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I'm going to have a little look around,
all right?
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Daddy, wait till you see this gorgeous
view of the skyline.
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Oh, on a good day, you can see all the
way down to...
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What's the matter with the view?
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Oh, nothing. You can't see much in
weather like this. Oh, and it is really
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blowing out there. I heard a report on
the radio that some poor devil was blown
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right off his balcony.
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And he wasn't up any higher than this.
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Oh, hey, look.
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I'll bet that on a clear day you can see
my office building from here.
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I'll be able to wave to you until it
works and you can wave back at me.
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I like the apartment very much and I
think you may do good.
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Does that mean she can move in with me?
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Well, we'll give it a try if that's what
you really want. I want, I want. You
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got, you got.
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You're terrific.
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I am, aren't I? Oh.
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Well, I gotta be going.
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Okay. Now, remember, honey, when you get
moved in, look through that peephole
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before you let anybody in, turn off all
the appliances before you go to bed, and
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call the police right away if you hear a
heavy breather on the phone.
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Now, you sure you don't want me to chain
a killer dog outside the door?
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00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,780
No, that won't be necessary.
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Bye now.
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Fifteen minutes in the spin sock, I'll
be as good as new.
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What happened in here?
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Kimberly gets to move in with you.
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She really fooled her father. He didn't
suspect a thing.
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Fantastic! Wait!
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Hug called off on the can of rain.
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Still trying my curveball.
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See ya.
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It was nice of David to give me things
for the apartment.
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00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,430
Yeah, you've got him housebroken
already.
416
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,700
Yeah, where do you want these sweaters?
Oh, just set them down anywhere. I'll
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put them away later.
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She's got a lot to do. I'll put them
away in the bedroom for her. Okay.
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Kimberly, how about something cold to
drink?
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No, thanks.
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00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,540
I meant me.
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00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
Got a soft drink?
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00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,760
Yes.
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00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,760
Oh, look.
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00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:32,440
Here's one right here in the groceries I
just bought.
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00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,520
Michelle, you know where everything is.
Why don't you get Arnold a glass?
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Right. Oops.
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00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,050
Silly me.
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00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:49,510
Michelle, remember you told me that you
moved the glasses.
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00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:50,870
Oh, right.
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00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:53,710
Did I tell you where I moved them to?
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00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:06,820
happen to remember where you keep the
refrigerator?
433
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,980
Macho shave.
434
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,480
With a stubborn stubble?
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00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:21,860
Uh, oh, the clerk was to put this in my
bag by mistake.
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00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:25,960
You girls don't have to be embarrassed
because you have porcupine legs.
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00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,900
Porcupine legs, yeah, that we, yeah.
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00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:33,660
Oh, Michelle.
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00:25:34,330 --> 00:25:36,310
Could you give me some advice on some
new fashion?
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00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:38,290
If I can, Willis, what is it?
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00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:40,670
Are women starting to wear men's
underwear?
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00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:47,250
Gee, Willis, where'd you get those?
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00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,190
Well, I thought I'd do you a favor and
put your sweaters away.
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00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,910
There's a dresser drawer full of these,
and men's socks, too.
445
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:58,030
Oh, well, uh, there's a reason for that,
right, Kimberly? Right.
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00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,250
Tell him.
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00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,490
Yeah, I know the reason.
448
00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,720
There's also a closet full of men's
clothes in there, too.
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00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,260
This isn't your apartment, Michelle.
450
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,240
This is David's.
451
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,020
What are you talking about, Willis?
452
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:19,880
Willis! I'm shocked you'd even think
such a thing.
453
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,220
Hi, this is David. I'm not home right
now, but if you leave a message, I'll
454
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,300
back to you as soon as I can.
455
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,980
Hey, Kimberly, it's David.
456
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,580
I'm at the office.
457
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,640
Give me a call when it's safe to come
home.
458
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:34,980
Okay, cutie?
459
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,940
What? I'm shocked. You didn't even think
such a thing.
460
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:47,700
Guys, please don't tell Daddy.
461
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,080
We won't, but your brain must be made
out of silly putty.
462
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,040
Yeah, it's sure going to hurt Dad if he
ever finds out.
463
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,920
I guess I cooked a little too much
dinner.
464
00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:03,630
I've got to get used to Kimberly not
being here.
465
00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:06,270
It does seem strange without her.
466
00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:08,070
She's only been away four hours.
467
00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:12,030
But it's what Kimberly wants, and I
guess it'll be a good experience.
468
00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:14,890
Oh, she's going to get some experience,
all right.
469
00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:18,450
I think she'll be just fine.
470
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:21,630
That Michelle seems like she'd make a
very nice roommate.
471
00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:24,670
Well, look who's here.
472
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:25,809
Hey.
473
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,810
What's going on?
474
00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:29,750
Daddy, you remember David.
475
00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:31,470
Oh, David, so nice to see you.
476
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:34,550
Hello, Mr. Drummond.
477
00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:37,050
Daddy, I've got to talk to you about
something.
478
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:39,130
Guys, would you mind leaving the room,
please?
479
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:40,770
No, not at all.
480
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:44,530
Me neither. I don't want to be near
ground zero when the bomb goes off.
481
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:50,430
Something is going on that I don't know
about.
482
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:55,270
Well, Daddy, as a matter of fact, I'm
afraid I've done something I'm not very
483
00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:56,270
proud of. Oh?
484
00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:57,690
What was that?
485
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,420
Mr. Drummond, it's not Michelle's
apartment that Kimberly moved into. It's
486
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,820
Yes. Daddy, I know it was wrong to lie
to you, but David and I discussed it and
487
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,940
we agreed we couldn't go through with
it. Living together?
488
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,140
Mr. Drummond, it was my stupid idea.
489
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,020
I mean, and I couldn't let Kimberly be
in any situation where she was this
490
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,340
unhappy. In the same apartment?
491
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,640
My daughter and you?
492
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,840
Well, anyway, Daddy, here I am if you
want me.
493
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,660
Well, of course I want you.
494
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:29,080
How could you possibly consider such a
thing? Well, Daddy, at least I wound up
495
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,080
doing the right thing.
496
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,600
Yes, you did.
497
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:36,240
But don't deny me my parental right to
be angry at what you almost did.
498
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,420
Daddy, I'm going to go about this the
way you'd want me to.
499
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,140
Oh, good, good.
500
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,560
That's why David and I have decided to
get engaged.
501
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:49,740
Engaged? Well, that could lead to
marriage.
502
00:28:53,629 --> 00:28:57,130
Daddy, I just know as the years go by,
you're going to learn to love David.
503
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:04,350
Daddy, say something.
504
00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:05,830
Get me some aspirin.
505
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,320
Peter, just one drum.
506
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,100
What might be right for you?
507
00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:41,340
May not be right for Tom, but then it's
fun. He's a better beat than a long
508
00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,219
come to.
509
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:46,800
They got nothing but the genes that they
got. His friends grow today.
510
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,260
His friends grow.
511
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:07,190
up with the garment bag? You going
somewhere?
512
00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:10,450
Yeah, I just got some terrible news. My
Uncle Buddy died.
513
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:13,650
Oh, Malcolm, I'm so sorry.
514
00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:17,270
I mean, what happened? He was fine when
we visited him last Thanksgiving.
515
00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:22,150
Well, yeah, he was 87 and my Aunt
Jeanette's only 32.
516
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:23,870
Oh.
517
00:30:25,170 --> 00:30:29,230
We can assume he died a happy man.
518
00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:32,710
Yes, yes he did.
519
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,480
I have a 715 flight to North Carolina.
I'm going to be one of the pallbearers.
520
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:42,700
Oh, wow. That's a real honor, Mal. I was
a pallbearer once for one of my
521
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,680
favorite cousins, Freddy Ricketts.
522
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,580
Oh, that turned out real good.
523
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,900
He dropped his end of the casket.
524
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,660
Cousin Freddy spilled out and slid down
a storm drain.
525
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,680
They found him.
526
00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:56,460
Eventually.
527
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Down the coast.
528
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,560
I'll see you guys later.
529
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:10,170
You dropped a dead man down a storm
drain?
530
00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:13,630
It was a defective handle, okay?
531
00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:15,630
The sun was in my eyes.
532
00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:17,230
A beast of me.
533
00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:23,450
It was really heavy, okay?
534
00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:31,550
Isn't it like a funny bone?
535
00:31:32,270 --> 00:31:35,550
It's just gonna leave you alone while
you sit inside your home.
536
00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:12,610
Did you miss me? Oh, yeah, yeah.
537
00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:15,330
Doug's been taking too many breaks.
Here, let me get this.
538
00:32:17,230 --> 00:32:18,850
Welcome. Welcome back.
539
00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:20,029
Hey, Doug.
540
00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:22,870
It's not the 50 -50 club without you.
Oh, well, it's good to be back.
541
00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:25,610
So, how you holding up now?
542
00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:27,069
I'm fine.
543
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,150
My Uncle Buddy's funeral was so nice. It
was so touching.
544
00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:31,870
All of his wives spoke.
545
00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:34,330
How many did he have?
546
00:32:35,510 --> 00:32:36,469
Legally, three.
547
00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:39,670
But there were a couple of gatecrashers
from his hippie days.
548
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,120
And I say, that man knew how to live.
549
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,320
Hey, Doug, could you draw me up a cold
one?
550
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,900
Oh, Mal, that is beautiful.
551
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,100
Is this from Uncle Buddy?
552
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,920
No, that is Uncle Buddy.
553
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,200
Here you go, Mal. Thank you, Doug.
554
00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:05,500
Uncle Buddy, here's to you.
555
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,480
Uh, Mal?
556
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:11,290
Why do you have his ashes here?
557
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:18,130
Well, Uncle Buddy grew up in Kansas
City, and his last request was to have
558
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:19,930
ashes scattered on the Missouri River.
559
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:23,370
I used to swim in that river.
560
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:50,900
Life comes at you fast, and then it hits
you. Is my car insurance any good?
561
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,740
With Nationwide Insurance, you get 24 -7
claims processing at a savings of up to
562
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:57,900
$500 when you switch.
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