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Now the world don't move to the beat of
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What might be right for you?
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May not be right for some. One man is
born. He's a man of means.
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Then along come two.
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They got nothing but the genes. But they
got different strokes to take.
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Different strokes to take.
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Different strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got...
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So what? I'll have theirs and you'll
have yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine. Because it
takes different strokes to move the
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world. Yes, it does. It takes different
strokes to move the world.
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And if elected class president, I
promise to make our school cafeteria a
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we can all be proud of. And there'll be
no more jokes about needing barf bags.
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Arnold, that's a little graphic, Arnold,
but I'm sure very effective.
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Yeah, that's a great speech, little
brother.
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Thanks. Yeah, but why aren't you running
instead of Dudley?
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Well, when we were back in grammar
school, I was class president and Dudley
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nothing. Zip. Zero.
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I'm talking wimp city.
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So now that we're in junior high, I
decided to let Dudley have some
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You're all hard, Arnold.
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Of course there's something in it for
me, too.
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I'm going to be the man behind the man.
The real power in politics.
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I'm going to be pulling the strings.
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Oh, sort of like a political
ventriloquist.
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Right. And I couldn't have picked a
better dummy than Dudley.
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Hi, kids.
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Hey, Dad.
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Sorry I wasn't able to get here in time
for dinner. I had a late meeting.
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Pearl!
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Oh, hi, Mr. Drummond.
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Did I get any phone calls?
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No, not a thing.
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Darn it.
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I'd hoped they would have called by now.
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Can I fix you some dinner? No, I had a
bite. Just some coffee, please. Coming
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right up.
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Sounds like you got a big deal going,
Dad.
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As a matter of fact, yes, I do. I am
just about to be appointed the new
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president of the City Arts Council.
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Okay. And even as we speak, I am waiting
to be notified.
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All right. Great, Patty.
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Hey, Dad.
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We didn't know you were running for
president. Well, I haven't been running
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hard. That's because of a guy named Bill
Wolf.
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Who's Bill Wolf?
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He's a friend of mine. See, he's going
for it, too.
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So I just quietly let it be known that I
was available for the position. I
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didn't want to campaign openly and put
Bill's nose out of joint. It's nice to
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see someone else in this family with a
little class.
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Thanks, Arnold.
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I never thought you'd notice.
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Maybe they've been trying to call me and
found the line busy.
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Excuse me, I'm going to make a call.
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Hey, how about you guys helping me out
with Dudley's campaign?
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You know, making posters and stuff. The
last few days are the most important.
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What do you say?
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No.
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May I remind you that political apathy
is the enemy of freedom?
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May I remind you that a pushy little
brother is liable to get pushed off the
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balcony?
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Do it for Dudley. He's like another
brother.
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Only not as good looking as Willis.
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I'm proud of you too, Kimberly, but
you're too intelligent to fall for it.
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No, I'm not. I'll help too.
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Great.
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Hey, Sid.
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Hi. Phil Drummond here.
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Hey.
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How's the newlywed?
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Oh, well, better luck next time.
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Listen, I just got home and I thought
you'd probably been trying to call me,
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our housekeeper's getting on and she
doesn't always hear the phone.
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Now, listen about the Arts Council.
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What's that?
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Bill Wolf got it.
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Well, of course I wanted it. That's why
I didn't say anything.
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No, I guess I understand.
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No, I'm not angry.
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Bill's a terrific guy.
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Goodbye, Ted.
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That backstabbing Bill Wolf.
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He did me out of the presidency.
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But, Dad, I don't understand.
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I mean, I thought that backstabbing Bill
Wolf was your friend. He was. He is. I
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guess I'm just mad at myself.
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At least he was smart enough to campaign
openly, and I was dumb enough not to.
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That just shows you, if you really want
something, go for it. Even against a
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friend? Why not? I play tennis with
friends, and I'm not afraid of winning.
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The way you play tennis, you don't have
to be.
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Thanks. I needed that.
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Well, better luck next year, Dad. If you
guys will excuse me, I've got homework
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to do. Yeah, me too. You're always a
winner in our book, Daddy.
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Thanks, you too.
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Excuse me, Dad. I've got to go to work
on this speech for Dudley.
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It's kind of hard making people believe
he was born in a log cabin.
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You sure I can't fix you some dinner,
Mr. Drummond? No, no, no, thanks, Pearl.
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That was a very interesting speech you
just gave the kids. You know, about
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for something you want and how your
friends will understand.
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That's right, and I meant every word of
it. Good. Do you think our friendship
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could stand a raise?
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You know, Pearl, I've never really felt
that close to you.
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Just kidding.
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Of course you can ask for a raise.
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Thanks. How about it? No way.
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Mr. Drummond, I've been here over a
year, and I've never had a raise.
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My goodness, Pearl, has it really been
that long?
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Well, then, of course you deserve a
raise.
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I'll take care of it.
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Thank you, Mr. Drummond.
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Oh, Mr. Drummond, while we're on the
subject, how about an extra half day
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You mean on top of the raise?
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Well, I'd like to spend a little more
time with Mother now that she's getting
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older.
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Oh, sure, that's reasonable.
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Take it on Thursdays, Pearl. Oh, that is
so considerate of you.
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Uh, Mr. Drummond?
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Let me guess.
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You want a pension plan.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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But what I was thinking is, you know
that old black and white TV set in my
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Willie? It's really had it.
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Would you like a table model or a large
screen?
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Oh, just a little color table model will
do nicely. 21 inch. Sure.
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Remote control.
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Sure.
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Are we through?
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Of course.
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Thank you. My pleasure.
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Well, would you like to pick my pockets?
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I just wanted to say you're a most
generous man, and that must make you
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very good.
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Oh, yes, it does.
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I can't tell you how my heart is humming
at this moment.
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Vote for Dudley.
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Hey, don't forget the big election on
Friday.
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Dudley's your man.
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Hi, there.
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I'm sure you two lovely ladies will be
voting for yours truly on Friday, right?
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Of course, Dudley.
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You're the cutest candidate.
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What can I say?
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Dudley. Dudley, man, where have you
been? I've been looking all over for
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You were supposed to go for your big
speech for the rally.
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I'm too busy glad -handing the brother
with that dumb speech, Arnold.
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What?
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That's the best speech I ever wrote. I
got an inspiration in the middle of the
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night. I had to write it by the light of
the refrigerator.
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Arnold, I don't need speeches.
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Norman Tormund. I've got a great sense
of humor and a winning smile.
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So does a laughing hyena.
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Don't forget to vote for Dudley.
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Dudley, you can't just go around
slapping people on the back and ignoring
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issues. Why not?
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I'm trying to be like a real politician.
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Don't tell me how to run for office.
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Dudley, as far as I'm concerned, you're
just another pretty face.
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I made you and I can break you.
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Hi, Arnold. Hi, Dudley. Oh, hi, Norman.
How's your campaign going?
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I'll be honest with you, Arnold.
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It stinks.
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But what does it matter as long as the
best man wins?
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Interesting strategy.
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Dazzling with boredom.
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Thanks. I'll try that.
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I've got this election sewed up without
any issues.
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Don't be so sure, Dudley. I think the
kids in this school have more brains
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just to go for a lot of glad -handing
and a big smile.
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Don't forget my empty promises.
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Dudley, you're not listening to me. I'm
trying to tell you that you're not a
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sure thing.
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Norman the Nerd could beat you.
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Oh, come on.
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If he had any less personality, he'd be
a corpse.
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and you're the hare brain.
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You know, Arnold, you're beginning to
bug me, and I think you're slowing down
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landslide.
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Oh!
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Is that so?
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Well, I'll just get out of your way,
mighty mouse.
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I quit as your campaign manager.
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Quit? You heard me.
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I got other plans.
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So I know.
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You're going over to run Norman the
Nerd's campaign, huh?
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No, I'm going to run my own campaign.
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I'm going to run against you myself.
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Run that by me again?
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You heard me.
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The only competition that'll be left in
this election is going to be between you
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Wait a minute, Arnold.
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You mean you'd really run against me?
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Why not?
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My dad says if you really want
something, you should go for it.
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Man, what a dirty, low -down thing to
do.
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Dudley, what's wrong with a little
competition between friends?
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Do you understand what I'm saying to
you?
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Yeah, you're trying to stick it to me.
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And to think that all this time I felt
guilty about that thing with Doreen.
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What thing with Doreen?
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Well, remember how much you liked her
and how disappointed you were when she
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passed me her phone number?
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Yeah, what about it?
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Well, that number was supposed to be for
you.
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But I just kind of accidentally stuck it
in my pocket and kind of accidentally
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called her up myself.
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I ought to kind of accidentally punch
you in your nose.
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You stole my woman.
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Doreen didn't seem to mind.
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Well, let me lay a little news on you.
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Remember when you lost that soapbox
derby because the wheels came off your
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and they crossed the finish line before
you did?
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I always wondered how that happened.
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You can stop wondering.
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Why, you dirty, low -down bum. You made
me lose that race.
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I didn't hold.
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I felt just terrible about it.
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Until I won.
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Well, I'll tell you one thing you're not
going to win. The election.
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Because I'm going to beat the pants off
you.
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You'll be the one standing there in your
throat of the loons.
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Well, how about this to put in a fortune
cookie?
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Vote for Dudley because he's cuddly.
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Hey, gang.
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How's everything at election
headquarters?
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Oh, not bad.
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Hey, what do you got there?
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Oh, just the rest of the flyers I had
printed up for Dudley. And I think,
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that he's going to like this.
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to cinch the campaign for Dudley. That's
really going to make Arnold happy.
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Excuse me, I've got about six dozen more
fortune cookies in the oven.
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Your worker bees are going full blast,
Arnold.
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Now, what do you think of this?
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I'll show you what I think of it.
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Hey!
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Arnold, what are you doing, man? You
ruined the poster.
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That's the whole idea.
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I wish it was Dudley in person.
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Okay, Arnold.
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Okay.
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Now, what is the problem?
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The problem is that ungrateful creep.
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I resigned as his campaign manager.
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Now, Arnold, why would you do that just
two days before the election?
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Because he didn't like the way I was
running his campaign, and I didn't like
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way he was running his mouth.
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Well, what did he do?
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Everything but what I was telling him to
do. I'm surprised he didn't go out and
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rinse some babies to kiss.
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That's no reason for you to deface the
poster.
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Sure it is, because now I'm going to do
what I wanted to do in the first place,
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run against him myself.
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Yeah, well, aren't you getting in this
kind of late? There's only two days
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Yeah, and that's what I want to talk to
Dad about.
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Alone, please, as in get lost.
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Oh, we better get out of here. Well,
this is all top secret political stuff.
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Yeah, we'll leave Dad alone with deep
dope.
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What's this that's so confidential?
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Dad, I'm going to need something more
than just fortune cookies to win this
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election. How about making a campaign
contribution?
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Sure, what do you have in mind?
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Something along the lines of the new
Arnold Jackson wing of the gymnasium.
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Are you asking me to buy this election
for you?
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No, I'm begging you.
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Arnold, I can't possibly do that.
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I'll get it.
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Hi, Mr. Drummond.
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Hi, Dudley. Come on in. Thanks.
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What do you want, glad gums?
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I'm here to get my stuff, Benedict
Arnold.
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Hey, what happened to my poster?
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Just a little touch -up to make it look
like the real you.
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I'll get my stuff out of here. I'll just
take these with me.
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You can't have these.
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The only way you're going to get these
cookies is up your nose.
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That's enough.
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That's enough.
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Here you are, Dudley. Dad, what are you
doing?
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We're still going to help Dudley with
his campaign.
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What are you talking about, Dad?
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Now, we promised to help him, and we are
not going to go back on our promise.
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That wouldn't be fair.
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Politics? What about me?
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Don't worry, Arnold. We'll work for both
of you.
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Thanks, Mr. Drummond. I really
appreciate it. Sure, Dudley.
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How do you like that?
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Shafted by my own family.
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These are the times that try men's
souls.
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I'm not asking you to vote for me
because of my boyish good looks.
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I'm asking you to vote for me because
I'm willing to face the issues.
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Face the issues like a certain unworthy
opponent of mine who shall be nameless.
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Now, wait a minute.
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You're laughing in the wrong place.
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Oh,
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hi there.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh, uh, just trying to clean up your
poster.
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Apparently some unknown juvenile
delinquent came by and defaced it.
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I ought to deface you.
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That's a dirty trick.
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I thought we were keeping this a clean
fight.
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I'm only doing it because you did it to
my poster. That's different. I had a
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very good reason for doing it to yours.
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Like what?
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Like I didn't want you to win.
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In fact, he doesn't deserve to win
because he doesn't stand for any issue.
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That's not true.
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I'll stand for any issue that would get
me elected.
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All right, wise guy. Name one issue you
stand for.
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Well, um... How about not having to go
to school on your birthday?
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Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
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That's a terrible idea.
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My birthday's during summer vacation.
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Anyway,
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I think the issue should be something
important.
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Like petitioning for new lockers in the
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What's wrong with the old one?
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Plenty. They're rusted and falling
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How do you feel about the issues,
Norman?
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Both ideas sound awfully good, don't
they?
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Norman.
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Norman!
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, is there any news from the school
election?
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Oh, not yet, but Arnold's due home any
minute.
483
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Well, I don't know about Arnold, but I
couldn't sleep a wink last night.
484
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Too excited about the election?
485
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Those cookies gave me nightmares.
486
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I dreamt that somebody cracked me open
and pulled a fortune out of my navel.
487
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Hello. Uh -oh.
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Judging by the look on your face,
Arnold, I'd say that Dudley beat you.
489
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No, I beat Dudley.
490
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All right, Arnold, way to go. Well,
that's great. What's the matter?
491
00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:27,060
Norman Corman beat both of us.
492
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:30,320
Norman, how did that happen?
493
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I got the intellectual vote.
494
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Dudley got the bimbo vote.
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And Norman got the confused vote.
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Which is the other 95%.
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Welcome to politics in America.
498
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Well, don't worry, Arnold. There'll be
other elections.
499
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Yeah, but if I ever run again, it won't
be against a friend.
500
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In spite of what you said, Dad, I ended
up losing the election and my best
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friend.
502
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I'll get it.
503
00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:05,490
Is Arnold here? Yeah, he's here. Come on
in, Dudley.
504
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,720
Look, I know you weren't really trying
to stick it to me.
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I'm sorry about this portrait.
506
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Me too.
507
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About yours.
508
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:25,180
I wasn't even invited to Norman Corman's
victory party after school.
509
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:27,760
You're lucky I was.
510
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,760
I was the only one that showed up.
511
00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:36,000
Poor Norman.
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00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:39,480
Poor Norman nothing. He was pleased with
the turnout.
513
00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:45,370
Ed, you were right. Real friends can
compete.
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00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,890
I'm proud of both of you. I didn't get
what I wanted either. But at least you
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00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,110
guys gave it your best shot.
516
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:53,070
Well, I'm never treated to a happy bunch
of losers.
517
00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:59,010
Wait a minute. I'm no loser. I got a
raise, an extra half a day off, and a
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00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:00,010
TV.
519
00:30:00,650 --> 00:30:01,990
You don't have to flaunt it.
520
00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,470
I love flaunting it.
521
00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:05,830
Well,
522
00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:10,290
Dudley, old boy, I'm glad we're friends
again.
523
00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:12,010
And no more dirty tricks.
524
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,780
Right. No more dirty tricks. Here.
525
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:17,480
Have one of my fortune cookies.
526
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:19,520
Go ahead. Take one.
527
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720
Now, now.
528
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:27,300
Let's see which one of my witty campaign
slogans we have here.
529
00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:31,960
Don't be a stick in the mud, Lee. Vote
for your best guy, Dudley.
530
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,980
That's strange.
531
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:38,240
How'd that get in my cookie?
532
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,040
What did you say?
533
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:42,570
What's the difference? We can open it
later.
534
00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:43,910
Give me that.
535
00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:48,350
Let's see here.
536
00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:52,410
May the force be with Dudley.
537
00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:55,630
Wait a minute.
538
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,590
I was passing out fortune cookies that
said vote for you.
539
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:02,710
Must have been that unknown juvenile
delinquent again.
540
00:31:04,370 --> 00:31:06,050
Sure, that's probably who.
541
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And since that unknown juvenile
delinquent likes cookies so much, He can
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this whole box.
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