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I just can't stop.

and I hope you're taking note.

Nikki, thank you.

You did great, baby. Come here. Wait, wait, wait.

No, no. Mama, I hurt. I hurt.

Come on, baby. I'll buy you a drink. You told me you were going to buy me a

smoothie. Can I have a large?

Yes.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

What might be right for you may not be right for some.

A man is born.

He's a man of means.

Then along come two. They got nothing but the genes, but they got different

strokes.

Pearl,

nobody makes spaghetti like you do, and nobody likes it better than Mai Tai.

I thank you from the bottom of my meatball.

Hey, Kimberly, how about a movie tonight?

Oh, I can't. My girlfriend Michelle's coming over. She's been in Europe all

summer, and I'm dying to hear all about it.

Dad? Oh, I'm out too, guys. I've got a heavy date.

Well, it wasn't the company we were after. It was the money.

It's so nice to be loved for yourself.

However, I could be enticed into financing the venture.

Hey, let's dance for old Moneybag.

Hey, listen, everybody. I've got a very important announcement to make. There's

only 14 more shopping days till my birthday.

Great. Now, what's the important announcement?

Very funny, Willis. A real side splitter. Well, some of us have been

eye on the calendar.

I was going to save this as a surprise for you, but since you have to sign it

anyway, here.

Now look surprised.

Oh, for me?

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

No, it isn't, Daddy. A check?

Better than that.

They don't make better than that.

It's some kind of document.

It's all in legal pig Latin.

Translated, that's a trust fund, which will be yours on your 18th birthday.

That can take you to college, buy the sports car you've been talking about,

still leave you enough money to get going in this big world. All you have to

is sign on the dotted line.

Oh, Daddy, you're incredible.

Certainly looks that way.

Hey, Dad, you got another envelope that needs my signature?

Don't you worry, guys. Your time will come, too.

Yeah, Arnold, don't be greedy.

Can you give us an approximate date?

And could you add the poor but devoted housekeeper to the list?

Hey, Daddy, I don't know quite how to thank you. Well, the best way to thank

is by using it well.

You're going to manage your own bank account, make all your own financial

decisions without any interference from me.

Where do I sign?

Right here.

I think I've died and gone to heaven.

Then I hope I'm in your will.

I can't believe this. I'm suddenly an independent woman of means.

Congratulations, Kimberly.

Now that you're wealthy, I hope you don't forget all the needy people in the

world. Especially those who live on the other side of your bathroom.

Don't hit her up too soon, guys. First, I have to sign this document.

Oh, I'll get it. It's probably Michelle.

Michelle! Michelle, on me.

How are you? Oh, I'm fine. How about you? I'm great.

Hi, Michelle.

You look wonderful.

Oh, thanks. I feel like a new woman.

So do I. Where can I get one?

Well, I can see Willis hasn't changed.

Yep, he still has that one -track mind that leads right to the peephole in the

girls' dressing room.

You have a good time in Europe, Michelle?

Oh, formidable, Mr.

Drummond. Oh.

I brought over 200 pictures, each one with its own amusing caption.

Would you like to see them?

Oh, yeah, well, sure.

But as luck would have it, I've got a date, and I've got to go and plug in my

hot rollers.

Yeah, I've got to get going, too. I've got to go upstairs, and I'm teased to

hair on my chest.

Why don't you leave the poor little thing alone?

Well, I certainly know how to clear a room.

Come on, let's see those pictures. It's always been my dream to go to Europe.

Okay, how about this cat?

Oh, that's beautiful.

I'd give it anything to see a place like that. See that little window in the

tower? That was my room.

Oh, wow.

Did a handsome prince come with it?

No.

But I found a frog under my bed.

Kissed that little sucker all night and all I got was a wart.

You must have had a fabulous time.

Oh, I did.

I really soaked up the culture.

Well, I might be able to do some soaking myself.

I'm falling into a big chunk of money for my 18th birthday, and I might be

to go over for a couple months after I graduate.

Oh, a couple of months? It takes that long just to get through customs.

If I had the money, I'd go over for a whole year.

Oh, I have to get back for college. It's really important to Daddy.

Then let him go to college.

What's the rush? You're going to be 18, and you've already been in school three

quarters of your life.

Oh, gee, I never thought of it that way.

Add four more years of college, you'll be doing your graduate work in a rest

home.

Oh, believe me, I would love to take a year off, but I can't. Daddy would never

let me do that.

You just tell your dad that that's what you want to do.

You are your own person now.

Michelle, you're absolutely right. I am a grown woman now with a mind of my own,

and I know just how to handle my father.

Mm -hmm.

I'll throw myself at his feet and beg a lot.

Man, these late movies are all boring. I'm going to bed.

Me too.

I hate it when those disgusting love scenes interrupt all that perfectly good

violence.

Are you coming to bed, Kimberly? No, I think I'll sit down here and be

a little longer.

Yell if it starts getting gory again.

Hi, honey. Hi, Daddy.

What are you doing up at this hour?

Oh, I just got absorbed in this silly movie. Oh.

Did you have a good date?

You certainly look like you're in a good mood. I am.

A very good mood?

Yeah, I'd like it to stay that way.

Is my mood important for some reason?

Oh, no, no. I just like to see you happy.

in this conversation, I've been giving a lot of thought to what I'd really like

to do with the money in the trust fund.

You can do anything you like with it. It's all yours.

Well, what I'd really like to do is not go to college right after school and

spend a year in Europe.

Not with my money, you won't.

Kimberly, there is nothing in the world more important than a good education.

Oh, Daddy, I'll still go to college. I just don't want to go right away.

I need some time to stretch and to learn something of the world.

I think you should sleep on this. I think in the morning you realize it's

silly whim.

Silly whim?

Don't treat me like a child. I know what I want to do. And now I've got the

money to do it.

Not if I don't sign that document.

I can veto the trust and you'll have to wait until you're 21 to get it.

You'd do that?

Very tempting.

Well, then I'd take you to court and sue you.

You'd do that?

It's very tempting.

Well, don't be tempted.

I still control the purse strings around here, young lady.

Fine, then. Fine. You can keep your old money. I'll be of age, and I'll have

that year in Europe one way or another, and before I go to college. Believe me,

Daddy, I'll find a way whether you like it or not.

Good night.

That'll teach me to come home in a good mood.

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Oh, hi there. Is this the Drummond resident?

Yes. Well, I have a special delivery letter for Kimberly Drummond. Is that

No, you're about 20 years and 30 pounds too late.

You look awfully good to me, you sweet cakes.

Thanks, chubby cheeks.

But it's a little early in the morning to play post office. Have a nice day.

You just ruined it.

Pearl, by any chance, is that a letter from Italy?

Yes. Who do you know over there?

Enrico Caruso.

Caruso? He died years ago.

He did?

No wonder he hardly ever writes.

It's true what they say. The rich aren't like other people.

Oh, man, Willis.

Kimberly and Dad have really been going at each other all week. The plaster's

all cracked from where Dad hit the ceiling.

You gotta give Kimberly credit. She stood right up to Dad.

Yeah, but she sure set our cause back.

What do you mean?

Well, now she has to wait till she's 21 for her money, and we'll probably have

to do the same thing.

Arnold, 18, 21, what's the difference?

That's three extra years to get hit by a truck.

Arnold, you're not going to get hit by a truck. I didn't mean me. I meant you.

That's my brother for you. Always thinking about the other guy.

Willis? Yeah, come on in.

Willis, can I speak to you for a moment in private?

Arnold, do you mind?

Oh, all right.

I can't believe this.

You're going to kick out my whole room.

All right, now, what's going on, Kimberly? Why didn't you want Arnold to

it? Oh, because I don't want Daddy to find out. And you know, Arnold,

you tell him goes in one ear and out his mouth.

So what's the big deal?

Willis, I'm going to Europe.

Say what?

I mean, I might be. I answered an ad in the paper for an au pair girl.

Au pair girl?

If that means girls come in pairs, put me down for a couple.

No, silly.

It means sort of a nanny. If I get the job, I'll be working for a couple in

Italy. They'll pay for my plane fare, I'll get room and board, and I'll be

making 80 ,000 lira a week.

80 ,000 lira?

Now that's what I call big bucks.

That's what the Italians call 50 bucks.

Oh, but who cares about the money? I'm going to have the time of my life.

When Dad finds out, your life's going to be short and sweet.

Well, I'm not going to tell him until I've got the job for sure. Listen to

letter they sent me.

Dear Miss Drummond, buongiorno. That means hello in Italian.

Really? I thought it meant, where's the washroom in Norwegian?

My wife and I were happy to receive your cable. We will be in New York City next

week, and we look forward to meeting you.

Sincerely, Rudy and Anna Valenti. P .S. There will be a baby to care for. We

trust you are familiar with infants.

Isn't that great?

Jim, I think you're in this way over your head.

You don't know anything about babies.

Oh, what's to know, Willis? You put food in one end and pampers on the other.

Anyway, I'm sure I can learn anything else I need. There must be a million

on the subject.

What was that?

I think I know.

Oh, hi there.

Just finishing my milk.

Oh, you were eavesdropping again.

Me?

Not this tube. You're already that low.

What'd you hear, Arnold?

I'll tell you what I heard if you tell me what you said.

Forget it. Could you please give us just a couple more minutes?

Don't worry about me.

I'll be downstairs wandering aimlessly about.

Out.

I've got to talk to you. There's something going on in this house.

What are you talking about, Arnold? This.

Your baby and you.

So you're going to have a baby.

Congratulations,

Arnold.

I'll send you a card on Mother's Day.

Quit fooling around.

Now I know why you kicked me out of the room the other night. You're not dealing

with Cindy Stoopnagle here.

Arnold, where'd you get those?

Well, I just happened to be looking for something.

And I just happened to be looking for it in Kimberly's bureau.

Arnold, you were snooping.

Call it what you want. It gets the job done.

Is the store going to drop a load here?

This conversation's over.

You'll live to regret this, Willis. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a

Arnold.

Now, don't go spreading any rumors that Kimberly's having a baby.

I guess I'm going to have to tell you the truth to keep your big mouth shut.

Oh, boy.

Lay some low -down dirt on me.

It's simple.

Kimberly's using these books to get ready for a job she might have with her

family in Italy.

Italy? Is that the place where the men are always pinching the women?

Now, she doesn't have a job yet, and she doesn't want Dad to know about it until

it's all set.

Hey, guys. So you see, Arnold, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the

of the square of the other two sides.

That's a handy thing to know.

I'm sorry to interrupt, Guy, but if we're going to be on time for our dinner

reservation, we'd better put it in fast forward, okay? Be right with you, Dad.

Me too.

We'll be right with you.

Arnold, what's that behind your back?

Oh, that's Willis.

I mean, what are you holding behind your back?

Just a true book.

Oh, always glad to see you hitting the book.

Let me see what they are.

That's not necessary, Dad.

Well, I just want to know what you're interested in. No, Dad, I can't let you

see them, Dad. No.

So you're going to have a baby.

Your baby and you.

When did they start teaching that in the seventh grade?

Well, we got some Boy Scouts in our class, and they want to be prepared.

What's going on here?

Well, we'd rather not stay, or we'd be breaking our sacred trust.

Well, you better tell me right now, or I'll be breaking your sacred butts.

Since you put it that way, those are Kimberly's books.

Kimberly's? What would Kimberly be doing with... Oh, no.

Dad, it's not what you think.

Kimberly doesn't have one in the oven.

She just needs to learn about babies for a job that she might have in Italy.

A job in Italy? What job?

Uh, Dad, I think it'd be better if she told you all about it. Yes, I think that

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Kimberly? Daddy, let's go.

What's this I hear about a job in Italy?

Oh, no. Did Willis squeal?

He didn't have to.

I found these.

What were you doing in my bureau?

I got these from Arnold.

Well, that figure's a little rat.

Should have put a trap in my drawer with a piece of cheese.

Tell me about the job.

Well, Daddy, this couple in Italy needs someone to take care of their baby, and

I applied for the job.

They'll be in New York this week, and they're going to come over here and

interview me.

Oh, no, they're not.

And you are not going to have that interview.

Oh, Daddy, we've been through all this before.

You've led your life. I'm entitled to live mine.

Now, look here, young lady.

We're not finished with this.

Buona sera.

Good evening.

And this is the home of Kimberly Drummond.

Yes, it is.

I am Signor Valenti, the husband of my wife, Signora Valenti.

How do you do?

How do you do?

I'm Philip Drummond, the father of my daughter, Kimberly Drummond.

Nice to meet you.

You must be the people from Italy that Kimberly wants to work for.

Si, si, yes. Come in, come in, please.

Oh, gracias.

Hi, I'm Kimberly.

Oh, hello.

Que bella. What a lovely young lady.

Si, bellissima.

Oh, please, sit down. Ah, grazie. I would love to get off my feet.

I am pregnant. This is not from pasta.

Don't you ruin this job for me.

Who, me?

It was presumptuous of us not to call first, but your daughter sent us only

address, not your phone number.

Well, that's Kimberly for you.

She can be very forgetful sometimes.

Daddy, don't you have some work to do in the den?

No.

I'm sure they'd like to get on with the interview. Why don't you let us do that?

Please, Mr. Drummond, the father of this lovely young girl should be present

during our little talk, yes?

No.

I would be happy to stay.

Daddy, you don't have to do that.

But we insist.

They insist.

Can I get you anything?

Some coffee, tea?

Do not trouble, please.

Oh, it's no trouble. Our housekeeper's off for the day, but I'm sure I can

rummage up something.

Of course, Kimberly never goes near the kitchen.

Mr.

Valenti, tell me, why do you want an American girl in your home?

It is because we wish our bambini to hear English spoken with the proper

by someone with refinement, like your daughter.

You see that, Dad? They want bilingual bambinos.

Precisely. Tell me, Kimberly, do you know much about the care of children?

Well, I do know quite a lot about children. I've done a lot of reading on

subject. And I've cared for my two younger brothers.

Oh, boy.

Do you have a large family?

Oh, no, no.

Just Maria and Teresa and Giuseppe.

And Marcello makes four.

Well, you've been very busy in Italy.

Kimberly, taking care of four children should be quite an experience for you.

Oh, yeah.

You can walk them and play with them and bathe them and feed them and burp them

and stay up all night with them.

That sounds great.

And then when you're finished with all that, maybe we can do a little

I imagine that you have a spacious home. Ah, we have a beautiful villa.

Eighteen rooms on three floors.

Eighteen rooms?

On three floors.

Oh, do not worry. You do not have to clean the whole house.

Only the children swing.

That will take you all day.

Mr. and Mrs. Villani.

I don't think my daughter really understood what would be expected of her

this job. I'm afraid it really isn't what she was looking for.

Daddy, do you mind if I speak for myself?

No, no, honey, go right ahead. If you don't want to take this job, that's

nothing to be embarrassed about.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Valente, I do have to admit the job is a little more than I

bargained for, but I'm young, strong, willing, and very able, and if you still

want me, you've got yourself an au pair, girl.

I'm so happy!

Bravissima!

any yelling, Willard.

Well, maybe Daddy's so mad at Kimberly he's beyond yelling. Arnold, guys, I did

it! I got the job! All right, congratulations, Kimberly.

Kimberly,

you really are a chip off the stubborn old block.

I know.

You got my blessing.

Oh, Daddy, believe it or not, that means a lot to me.

I believe it.

You know something?

I'm not as stubborn as you are. I've decided to give you that trust money

Daddy, I really appreciate that, but I don't want the trust fund.

Who's talking about Kimberly?

Arnold, I'll get it when I'm 21.

You're up to something I'd really like to do on my own. Good for you.

Dinner time?

I think that's terrific attitude, Kimberly. Thank you.

I think she's got a screw loose.

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