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Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some.

A man is born, he's a man of means.

Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

We don't matter that you got not a lot.

So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different

strokes to move the world.

What do you think the murderer is, Pearl?

Beats me.

I can't wait to find out.

Not me neither.

Boy, am I kicked off. Do you guys know what happened at school today?

It was humiliating. It was degrading. What do you hear?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't you want to know what happened to your own brother?

No.

I mean, why not?

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? What's all the yelling about? Well,

sitting here minding our own business watching a murder movie when guess who

comes in and turns the set off?

Arnold, that is very rude.

Hmm.

Now we're never going to know who the meat hook murderer was.

That's a lot, Arnold.

I think the housekeeper did it. No, it was the teenage son. No.

Now,

Arnold, why would you do a thing like that?

I was trying to get their attention.

Maybe I should have fallen out of the closet with a knife in my back.

Well, you got a point there.

Now, tell me all about it. What's bothering you? Did something happen at

today? Yeah, and don't give me all that stuff about it's a new school and be

patient. Those kids still treat me and Dudley like we're nobodies. They totally

ignore us.

Oh, I'm sure it can't be all that bad. Oh, no.

I waited by my classroom to introduce myself to one of the ninth graders, and

you know what happened?

He hung his coat on me.

Well, that's one way to hook him.

But it just so happens that I got something for you today that just might

you feel better. It might also help you to be noticed at school. I hope it's a

sandwich boy that says friends wanted, dead or alive.

Here, son. How'd you like to try that on for size?

Oh, Dad.

A sweater with my school colors.

Oh, thanks.

Now they'll really pay attention to you.

Yeah. From now on, they'll know who they're hanging their coats on.

Hi, Ted. Come on in.

Hey, Arnold.

It was really nice of you to ask Dudley to stay here while I'm in the hospital

field. Always a pleasure, Ted. Dudley's like a member of the family.

Well, it'll be a big help for me and my wife.

Don't you worry about a thing. You just have a quick recovery.

I'm sure I will.

Knee surgery is nothing.

My biggest worry is recovering from that hospital food.

Now, you behave, son.

Got it? Got it. You better got it. Because if you don't got it, you'll get

Got it?

Okay, Dad.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay. Bye, Mr. Ramsey. Bye, Arnold. Bye, Dad. Bye.

Hey, Dudley.

Dig the bad threads my dad bought me. Hey, the school colors? That's me.

Yeah. You think they'll notice me now? I doubt it.

Thanks.

Face it, Arnold.

The older guys will never notice you. You're the low man on the totem pole.

Yeah, I know.

Excuse me, fellas.

But did you ever stop to think that just maybe the problems you're having at

school might be your own faults?

Our fault?

Sweet, lovable us?

Yeah. Even sweet, lovable yous.

See, if you want to make friends, you have to extend yourselves.

Come on, Dad, look at me. This is as far as I've been.

I mean you have to make an effort to socialize with people.

Hey, why don't you invite some of the guys over to the house here? You know,

way I do with my business associates.

Oh, Dad, these are only eighth graders.

We can't get them drunk and then try and sell them stock options.

That is not what I do.

Hey, maybe your dad's got the right idea, Arnold. If you invite some of the

over here, they'll be really impressed with this place.

I sure was till I got used to rubbing elbows with the filthy rich.

Well, I wouldn't exactly say filthy.

Maybe we're a little soiled. For the first time ever, TI speaks on the

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No one does. I don't care where you started up at because I'm going to

wherever. You took the wrong time to mess with Drew. That dude was walking

around the house like he was straight up crazy.

He's getting violent.

Don't trust him at this point.

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So the bartender looks up at the guy and says, get that alligator off my bar.

And the guy says, there's no alligator.

That's my dog.

You get it? You get it? It was the guy's dog.

Are we just going to sit around here and listen to bad jokes?

Boy, it's getting kind of warm in here. I think I'll take off my brand new

sweater in the school's beloved colors of green and white.

You guys like it? The school colors stink.

Yeah, green makes you look like you threw up all over yourself.

Right, that's why I'm taking it off. I don't want to make you guys sick.

Too late, the alligator joke already did.

Hey, what's going on, guys? I thought you invited us over to see some

videotapes. Oh, yeah.

Sure. What would you like to see?

Hey, you got any X -rated stuff?

X -rated?

Well, no, but I could show you my naked goldfish.

Hey, Jackson, is there anybody home besides us in your housekeeper?

No, why?

Just asking.

All right.

You smoke?

Sure. Here you go, guys.

Fellas, fellas, I don't think you should do that here.

I mean, you sure you want to smoke right now? I mean, here?

Why not? As long as your father isn't home, what's the problem?

Problem? No problem at all. Right, Dudley?

Right, no problem.

Sure have one. No way. I mean, I'm trying to cut down.

with my milk.

How about you, Dudley?

No, thanks. I have my own.

Who'd you talking about, Dudley?

Good morning, guys.

I hope you're hungry.

What's been going on in here?

I smell cigarettes.

Cigarettes? What cigarettes, Pearl?

Who's been smoking?

Not me.

And don't tell me you had tamales for lunch and your tonsils are on fire.

I am shocked. Now, you put that out right this minute. You all should be

of yourselves.

What's the big deal? A lot of kids at school smoke.

This isn't school.

Come on, put them out.

Put them in here.

That's it.

I'm going to take them outside and bury them.

What a filthy, disgusting habit.

Boy, she comes on like Tony Randall's mother.

Come on, guys. Let's get going.

This is a toss.

What are we doing here with this guy? You can't leave yet.

You haven't eaten.

Forget it. Hey, Dudley, we'll see you at school, all right?

Yeah, great.

See you later, Dudley.

Fellas, you're going to see me too, aren't you?

Not if we see you first, you wild and crazy guy.

Bye, Dudley.

I see Smokey and the bandits have left.

Yeah, I don't think they'll be coming back this way.

Good. I'll have to air this place out before your dad gets home.

Pearl, you're not going to say anything to him, are you?

Well... Have a heart, Pearl.

He was the only guy who wasn't smoking.

All right. I'll let it go this time. But next time I smell smoke around here,

the house better be on fire.

Don't worry, Pearl.

It will be.

That was close.

Just some off the hoop with Pearl.

Yeah, but you really blew it with the guys because you don't smoke.

I know.

By the way, when did you start smoking, menthol mouth?

I've been smoking for a long time.

I find that after a tough day in junior high, a cigarette relaxes me.

You look like you knew what you were doing all right.

It's really easy.

Hey, I could teach you.

No way.

No, I'm not interested.

Suit yourself.

But while I'm off having a great time with the guys, you'll be here all alone,

lost pathetic soul, wandering the halls of school, talking to yourself, and

banging your head against the locker.

Come on, Dudley.

You're laying it on a little thick.

Aren't you?

I'm telling you, if you don't smoke, you're out.

Well...

Okay.

But we better go upstairs to my room so the Pearl doesn't find out.

Good thinking.

Come on.

Let's hit Tobacco Road.

It's safer here. No one will be home for a while. Come on.

Hey, you've even got your own lighter.

Hey, sure.

It makes you look sophisticated.

As long as you don't set your nose on fire.

Okay. Now, the first thing to learn is to tap the cigarette a little bit.

Like this.

Why you do this?

Beats me, but my dad does it.

Okay.

Now, go ahead and light it.

Something's wrong.

You're not supposed to leave it in a lighter, dummy.

Yeah, I'll help.

Good. Now suck some in.

Air freshener. Good thinking.

Here, hold that.

A little pine mouth air spray ought to do it.

There.

How's that?

Great. Now it smells like we're smoking a Christmas tree.

The next thing to learn is to look like you know what you're doing and put the

cigarette between these two fingers.

Now try to look relaxed.

I look like the Marlboro Man?

You look more like Virginia Slim.

Okay, put the cigarette into your mouth and let it dangle, like in those

Humphrey Bogart movies.

Here, I'm looking at you, kid.

Come on, Arnold.

Hey, wait a minute.

I think something's smoking in this room.

I mean something's burning.

Oh, oh, it's my sweater. It's burning. Nice going on it. You dropped an ash on

it.

Oh.

Oh.

What they say about cigarettes is true.

What do you mean?

When my dad sees this hole, it's going to be very hazardous to my health.

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It's a good thing I don't have to go shopping with you two very often.

That's a jungle out there.

Yeah, well, Daddy, next time you can stay home and leave us your credit card.

Oh, no.

It took me a lifetime to get my money. I'm not going to give it all away to

Bloomingdale's in one afternoon.

Hello, comparison shoppers. Back so soon?

So soon. I feel as if I've been in the trenches for days.

Come on, Daddy, now don't blame me.

Well, it just couldn't tear himself away from those three -way mirrors.

Hey, now, how often do I run into two other guys as handsome as I am?

What's that I smell?

Smells like cigarettes.

Yeah, it sure does.

Pearl?

Has somebody been smoking in here?

You mean as in cigarettes?

Yeah, as in cigarettes.

Oh, well, uh, I guess it's me, Mr. Drummond. I hope you don't mind.

As a matter of fact, I do. I mind very much. When did you start smoking?

When?

When? Uh, gee, I really don't remember.

I used to smoke, then I gave it up, but I guess I gave up giving it up.

It's no use, Dudley.

My new sweater's ruined.

Hey, guys.

Hi, Willard.

Hey, what's that smell?

I see Dad bought you some things, huh?

Let's see them.

Has Pearl been up here?

Pearl? No, why?

Well, because Pearl just admitted she's been smoking around the house.

Oh, Pearl. Well, now that you mention it, I suddenly remember seeing her, only

didn't notice her.

I remember not noticing her, too.

You guys have been smoking up here, haven't you? I plead the fifth. Anything

say may be used against me.

Well, if you don't tell me, I'll use this against you.

Okay, so he smoked.

You want to know why?

I don't care why. It's dumb.

And besides, I don't want to breathe in your crummy bad air.

I know, Willis.

But me and Billy promise that we won't do it again, okay?

Please, just...

Be cool, all right? And don't tell Dad, okay?

Oh, hi there.

Marla, what are you doing?

Oh, I was just... I'm sorry, Dad. I was just freshening up the room.

Dudley had his shoes off.

Well, you better get washed up for dinner because...

It smells to me as if Pearl's been smoking up here, too.

You know, I got a feeling Pearl won't be doing it anymore, Dad.

Well, she better not.

I don't know, Dad. That woman is hooked.

Well, anyway, come on. Get washed up for dinner. Okay.

Arnold, why are you holding your

hand at your side that way? Are you in pain?

Oh, no, Dad. I'm fine.

Aren't I, Dudley?

We'll know pretty soon.

What's going on here?

What's wrong with your side, Arnold?

Oh, nothing.

Well, I think I'd better check it out. Dad, it's just an old little wound

up.

Well, I want to examine it. Dad, I want you to examine it. No, Arnold, here.

Come here.

looks like a cigarette burn.

Oh, it's that darn pearl again.

Arnold, have you been smoking?

Well, uh, uh, me and Dudley just took a couple of puffs.

I can't believe this. How could you do such a thing after all that I've told

you? Come on, Dad, it's no big deal.

No big deal, huh?

Well, the next... It's time that you touch a cigarette, young man. There'll

more than one butt smoking around here.

Dad, we only did it to make friends with the older kids at school.

Oh, listen, guys.

If you have to smoke to make them like you, they're not the kind of friends you

should have anyway.

Dudley?

Where'd you get these cigarettes?

Well... I guess my dad kind of leaves them around the house.

And I guess I kind of took them.

And I guess he kind of ought to be told.

Gee, I don't think it's a good time to bother him about it when he's on his way

to the hospital this afternoon.

Right, Dudley's like, we'll have to join him.

Well, he's only going in for a little knee surgery. I'm sure he'd want to know

about this. I know I certainly would.

Make that two smoking butts.

My dad smokes.

He'll probably understand.

I bet he won't be mad at all.

Dudley, I am furious with you.

What ever got into that thick head of yours?

Well, I see you smoking around the house all the time.

Well, that's different. I'm bigger.

Then at least we know it won't stunt my growth.

You keep smoking and I'll stunt your growth.

I don't want to see you start a terrible habit and get hooked.

I won't get hooked. I can stop anytime I want to.

In fact, now might be the perfect time.

Listen, guys, the best thing is never to start at all.

And don't let anybody tell you that some cigarettes are okay.

They're all poison.

Then how come it didn't hurt my dad?

Well... I'm afraid they did, son.

What do you mean?

Listen, I didn't want to worry you, but now I have to tell you something.

What, Dad?

I'm not going in the hospital today because of my knee.

They're going to remove one of my lungs.

One of your lungs?

I have a growth in it.

The doctor says it's from years of smoking.

Dad, I had no idea you had this kind of a problem.

I'm very sorry.

Me too, Mr. Ramsey.

Is there anything we can do?

Anything you need?

No, thanks, Phil.

And don't you worry at all, you or your wife, about Dudley. He's just fine with

us. Son, your mother will call as soon as she can, okay?

Okay, Dad.

I love you.

And I love you.

Well, I better be going.

But we'll hold good thoughts for you, Ted.

Thanks.

I hope everything goes well, Mr. Ramsey. Thank you, Anna. Get well soon.

Okay, Dad. We'll be in touch.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

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along come two.

They got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world if it doesn't take.

Different strokes to move the world.

Table six, the eagle is landing.

All right, and the hawk is moving in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where are you going?

It's my turn.

Your turn? No, you had your turn when the last gorgeous woman walked in, man.

That was none, man. I can't hit on Christ's bride.

That's Jesus' woman. He don't play.

Well, that's a tough break, bro. You know the rules.

Whenever a woman comes to the door, you and I alternate.

I want a duo. No, there are no... The rules do not allow for duos, man.

No exceptions.

No

exceptions.

is neglecting funny bones.

They're just gonna leave you alone while you're sitting inside your home.

bar in town. This is Lynn. Lynn, this is Malcolm, Eddie, and Nicolette. Hi.

Nice to meet you. The least we could do is give two little birds a drink on the

house. No, that would be the most we could do.

Guys, 10 % off.

Go crazy.

Lynn and Lynn, you guys are so cute.

She's cuter.

No, he is.

Too much cute.

Ignore. Single.

Bitter. Thirty.

Oh, God.

What's the matter?

It's Sam, my ex -boyfriend.

He's a total snake.

I broke it off, but he wasn't too happy about it.

This is really awkward.

Well, it doesn't have to be.

I can march right over to Zachy and tell him to get the hell out of here.

we just get out of here?

Go somewhere quiet and private?

Quiet and private?

Oh, quiet and private.

Okay, let me just tell the guys that we're leaving.

Guys, guys, Lynn and I are going to hit the road.

Already?

Well, I don't want to brag, but I think I'm going to get something.

Save it for later.

Leonard, I don't mean to be negative, but your date is a troll.

Why would you say something like that?

In a minute and a half?